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| | 10 REAL ESTATE i FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR SALE ota. EIGHTY acres, well improved by the old man, fine orchard, good timber, #ofl sandy loam, cla bsoil bottom; 3 acres culti vated; © timber, pasture and meadow One farm team, 13 head cattle, farm ma- chizery. Price, $4,000; $2.000 down, balance on long time. This beautiful home must L #old. Summer homes. fine lake frontage dalry farme, stock farms. Write me your wants. A, W. Simmons rest Lake, Washington County, Minn % Nebraska. | FOR SALE-Ranch in_northwest Ne- braska: a pgreat bargain. Phil Stimmel, 300 DeGraw Bidg., Kansas City, Mo P BARGAINS Hillcrest, 100 acres, §.200; cash rent. Midway, 80 acres, beautiful home, $4.500 | 820 acres, $11,200. Kasy ferms 3. T. CAMPBELL Litchfield, Neb. Ash Gro FOR TRADE—% acres of hand in Co., for city propre C. M, BACHMANN, 426-37 Paxton Block. New Mexlco. FOR SALE—Patented farm. adjolning Nard, N. M, on nortii. and south; ir- tion assured for next vear; Willard is Junction of A T. & 8. ). and New Mexico Central railronas; this farm will bring from $10,000 Lo 315,000 insids of five years; owner must seek lower altitude; price very reasonable. John T. Kelly, Wil fard, N. M i Okinnoma. | TULEA, OKL. M0 ncres pasture land, good oil pros- pects; §1.0 acre; in fes. John T. Blair & Co., Tulsa Okl 3 RANCH FOR SAL For sale 151,200-acre ranch, 8. W, Texas 1g; ail fenced, eral ranch per acre ) cattle, 14 agricultural, balance graz ,000 acres wolf proof fence; s houses; stock water: price $5. this price includes 17,000 sheep, 80 horses; a genuine business propusition, a bargain; value of stock will advance with the season; takes prompt action at this price. Jacob Bozarth, Okmulgee, OKI. | South Dakota. | FOR SALE—By owner, 100 acres unim- proved land, 3 miles from town. For price and terms write J. H. Quirk. Highm 5 D. The rush is on | SOUTH DAKOTA LAND- for Stanley county land; several new lines | of railroad now bullding in this country. | Buy now and double your money in the| next two years. Choice lands selling at| from $12 to $18 per acre. For maps and in- | formution write .o Felland Realiy Co., 81 lace Bldg. Minneapolls, Minn | Texas | TEXAS SCHOOL LANDS—Over 1,000,000 acres for sale by (he state. You can buy 640 acres et $2 an acre, pay $32 cash, bai- ance after 4 years; fine farming and fruic lacd and healthy climate. For further information send 6c postage. Investor Pub, Co., Dept. B, San Antonio, Texas. $1,600, Investl- balance easy | Box 433, | 160 ACRES of good land, gate this bargain; 3500 cash, terms; must sell at a sacrifice. Clarksville, Tex. T S 180 ACRES, 100 cultivated, ture and timber all fenced; price, Including crops, $3 Edward Gleasorfs Cumberland, Wis. Miscellance! balance g00d, soil; good buildings; 200, pas- | | CHEAP FARM LANDS. In western Nebraska and Colorado. Write for prices. NEBRASKA LASD COMPANY, Sldney, Neb. DO YOU WANT TO SELL PART OF {OUR LAND? Write a dedcription of it, water, near what town. Make 70 words of it all ‘and send It to The Omaha Bee with 72 cents for each Insertion. People in Ne- braska have money and want land. The look to The Omaha BHee for real estate of- ferings. And they get them in The Bee. bulldings, REAL ESTATE LOANS GARVIN BROS., 8d floor N. Y. Life. $00 to $100,000 on improved property. No delay. | WWANTED—City loans ano warrante. W. Farpam Smith & Co., 1220 Farnam St. $500 to $5,000 on homes in Omaha. O'Keefs R IE‘g‘uu Co, 1008 N. Y. Life. Douglas or A- WANTED—Clty loans. Pevers Trust Co. 82% The United States circuit court has au- thorized me to issue 3210000 of receiver's certificates bearing 6 per cent secured by a | first lien on property worth $1,000,0000. 1 am offering & hmited number in denomina- tions of $100, $600 and $1,000 to net the pur- chaser 845 per cent. LYSLE 1. ABBOTT, RECEIVER. | | Telephone A 1324. 48 Ware Block, Omaha. 00 to $10,000 made promptiy. ¥. D. Wead, 15th and Farnadn ead Bld, Farnam. FIVE PER CENT MONEY to loan on Omaha business property, THOMAS BREN"I\'A’;’. ¥ | Room 1, New York Life Bidg. — e '1:0:{;":‘ :;‘mm- Ownsrs and home bulld- ers, ege of makin; i . ments semi-annually. FPALER ey W. H. THOMAS. 603 First National Bank Bldg. MONEY TO LOAN—Payne Investment Co. LOWEST RATES—Remis. Brandsis Bldx. | FORT | estate in | accompanied by certified check, payable to WANTED TO BUY | (Continued.) WANTED Horses and Mules. wish o purchase several serviceably 3, goc ork teams; wili pay top | Apply at 92 New York Life Bldg ‘ Second-hand soda | ° | WANTED. fountain TO BUY Call at 1313 Dougl THE B F: OMAHA, FRIDAY ___ WANTED—TO RENT We Are Getting Numerous Calls | For Houses of All Sizes. List With Us | NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO. 84 N. Y. Life Bidg. Phone Red 198 | GOVERNMENT NOTICES [ | OFFICE OF THE, CONSTRUCTING | Quartrmaster, Cheyénne, wyoming, May | |3 ¥ Seaied proposais in tripncate, wiil be received at tnis oftice untii 9 4. m., sountain Lime, Monaay, May 2, 1910, at whicn tme tiey whi be opened in publie, for the construction, plumolng, wiring for electiic motors and (gnts, electric fixtures, furnishing and instaliation of laundry ma- clunery and equipment, boller, feed pump, | ¢te., tor one (1) Laundry, Plans No. 284-b, rt L. A. Russell, Wyoming. Plans and | specifications for the inspection of bidders are on tile In this office, also the offices of the chief Quartermaster, Department of the Lakes, Chicago, 1llinois; Chief Quarter-| master, Department of ' the Missourl, | Omaha, Neoraska;. Chief Quartermaster, | Department of the Colorado, Denver, Colo: | rado, and the Secretary of the Builders' Jixchauge, St. Paul, Minnesota. ~Proposal | blanks and General Instructions to Bldders | may be had upon application to this office. The Government reserves the right to re ject or accept any or all bids or any part thereof. Envelopes should be indorsed I ). A. Russell N , 110, containing proposals ‘Proposals for Laundry, | Wyoming, to be opened and addressed to V. K. Hart, Captain 15th Infantry, Acting Quarter- | master, United Sattes Army, in charge of | Constriction, Room 3, Keefe Hall, Chey enne, Wyoming. M5-6-7-9-20-21 MEADE, Sealed proposais. D.. MAY 2 1910,— in triplicate, will be re-| ceived here until 10 a. m., Mountain time, June 1, 1910, for constructing Concrite Dam and clearing reservoir site, in con- nection with Fort Meade D., water system. Plans and svecifications may be scen at offives of Chief Quartermaster, De- partment of the Missouti. Omaha, Neb, Department of the Colorado, Denver, Colo.; Department of the Lakes, Chicago, 111} Department of Dakota, St. Paul, Minn, | and this office, at which latter place ail fnformation may be obtained on applica. tion. A deposit of $10, to insure return, is required hefore plans are sent on Indiyid'ial application. Envelopes containing proposal: should be endorsed ‘‘Proposals for Dam' and addressed to Constructing Ouarter-| master. M6-7-9-10.27-28 Office, Fort Des Molnes. Ta., May 3, 1910.— | Sealed proposals. in tripiicate, will ba ra-| celved here until 3 p. m., standard time, June 3, 1910, and then opened for the in- stallation of a Steam Heating Plant in the | Hospital at Fort Des Moines, la. Blank | forms, plans, specifications and full infor-| mation obtained at this office. A deposit| of 85 required for each set of plans. En-| velop containing proposals should be In- dorsed “Proposals for Steam Heating Plant for Post Hospital” and addressed C structing Quartermaster, Fort Des Moines, | ia M6-7-9-26-3171 ————— _ LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF SALE OF IRRIGATION DIS. trict bonds—1o all whom it may concern: Notice is hereby given that tne Board ot Directors o1 the Kimball Arrigation District has deciared its ntention to seii and will | sell the entire issue of the bonds of said district heretofore authorized to be ssued by said board and by the eiectors of said district, to-wit: The sum of ‘I'wo Hundred and Firty Thousand (3200,000) Dollars or any part of “sald issue, at the office of sald board on the corner of Kirst and Chestnut Streets in Kimball, County of Kimball and State of Nebraska, on Saturday, May 14 1910, at the hour of i2:00 o'clock noon. Sealed Proposals will Le received by the board at its said office for the purchase of sald bonds until the day and hour names above, at which time the said board will open the proposa's and awurd the purchase of the bonds o the highest responsible bidder cr bidders, the board, however, reserving the right o refect any and all bids, No bonds cun be sold by said board at less than ninety-five (6%%) per cent of their face value. The said bonds are payable in from ten (o twenty years aud bear six per cent interest, payable semi-annually; both interest and priis:ipal being payable from assessments fevied upon all the real sald district. Al bids must be | the order of the Kimball Irrigation District for not less than two (2%) per cent of the amount of the bid, said check to be re- tained by the district as liguidated damages | in case the bid which said check accom- panies shall be accepted by the board and the bidder shall refuse or fall to carry out his bid. By order of the Boaid of Directors. THE KIMBALL IRRIGATION DISTRICI, by I S. Walker, President. Attest: Fred K. Morgan, Secrétary. AZld 24t NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS—NOTICE IS | hereby given that sealed proposals for | bullding and furnishing an addition to the Verdigre school house in accordance with plans and specifications to be furnished by the Board of Education will be recefved by the Board of Kducation of School District No. 3 of Knox county, Nebraska, at the office of Harry A. Walker in the town of | Verdigre, Nebraska, on or before May 15, 1910, Each bid must be accompanied by a certified check for $00. The board reserves the right to reject any or all bids. The plans and specifications are now on file in | the office of sald Harry A. Walker, where they may be inspected. Harry A. Walker, secreta Méd7t OCEAN STEAMSHIPS REAL ESTATE WANTED WE HAVE BUYERS FOR 5 6 and 7-room houses. If prices are right we can sell your property for you. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO. Suite 4 N. Y. Lite Ridg _ Swaps BUSINESS corner lot on 16th St. clear end some cash to trade for house and large grounds. Don't care iow far out, but must be close to car. 165 acres highly improved, all in culti- vation. §100 per acre Clear; trade for in- come property and assume reasonable amount NOWATA LAND & LOT CO., Buite 624 N. Y. Life Blag. Red 1999, QUARTER section of Holt county raw land for stock of clothing und furnishing | ¥oods. Address Y 85, care of Bee. You Want a Farm | the other fellow wants city L) st0ck of goode. We want the corumission Send us Il description in first letter and we Ill’I‘aul YOu & Lrad WATA LAND & LOT CO., Buite @4 N X Lite Hiaz Tted Jie. FOR EXCHANGE-$350 Lincoln hous ) rooms for stock of clothing and fu nishing goc Address Y 8%, care of B TAILORS G. A. LINQUEST CO., 235 PAXTON BLK. MAX MORKIS, 301 BROWN BLOCK. V. TAUCHEN. Krug Theater Bldg. ", WANTED—TO BUY BEST FRICE paid for second-hand furnl ture, carpets, ciothing and shoes ‘Phons Douklas 974 s, HIGHEST prices paid for scrap merals and rubbers. A. B. Alpirn. Omaha, Neb. KEISER pays be Antique furnitur for furniture, ete cheap. 1020 Center. D. 6662 WANTED-5.000 feather bed ‘phone D. 1660. Meiropolitan K %3 N. 20th. DO YOU WANT TO SELL PART OF . YOUR LAND? Write a description of it, buildings, water, near what town. Make 70 words of it all and send 1t to The Omaha Bee with 72 cents for each insertion. People in Ne- braska bave uano{ and want land. The; look to The Omaha Bee for real estate of- ferings. Acvd they get them in The Bee. When you N WNAT you want when you want it, say so through The Bee Want Write or ther Co., HAMBURG AMERICAN All Modern Safety Devices (Wireless, ete.) London--Paris-- Hamburg §G W'i'see May 18,23pm|*Pres. Lincoln .. June 1 S*K. Aug. Vie. May 21{Qceana . Bluecher ........." May 35|%*America Deutschiand May 28|*Pres. Orant **Ritz-Cariton & In Carte restaurant. §Hamburg dire ct Hamburg-American Line, Census Guesses Are Fabrications| Durand Says Returns from Enumer- ators Not Received, So Published Stories Lack Foundation, | WASHINGTON, May 5.—In denial of a number of published stories giving what purported to be estmates of the popula- tion of some of the cities of the United States as shown by the new census, C. Dana Durand, director of the census, declared emphatically that no official announcement of the population of any city or state in the| | United Btates or of the United States as a | | whole will be made for some time to come, and, further, that the fact that these re- turns from the enumerators have not been recelved emphasizes the impossibility of any official statement or even estimate be- | ing given at this time."” The Tigh Cost of Living | Increases the price of many necessities without improving the quality. Foley's Honey and Tar maintains its high standard of excellence and its great curative qual- ities without any increase in cost. It is the best remedy for coughs, colds, eroup, whooping cough and all ailments of the throat, chest and lungs. The genuine is in & yellow package. Refuse substitutes For sale by all druggists. Red Cloud Beats Shenandoah, SHENANDOAH, Ia, May 5.—(Special | Telegram.)~The Shenandoah Minks lost a game here yesterday In a series with Red Cloud, Neb., by a score of & to 7. he teams showed good form and runs evened up till the last inning. Shenandos nevt fAY 6 1010, SIDELIGHTS ALONG WASHINGTON BYWAYS Once & month there appears upon ths advised his soldiers to do so. This state streets of Washington an aged man who ment has been disputed by some ¢ Lee's bears a striking resemblance to General followers, and offictals of the congress'onal Robert E. Lee. The man is, in fact, Gen- Itbrary have been requested to look up The eral George Washington Curtis Lee, a son | records. They have been at work several of the leader of the confederats army, who days, but thus far have found no docu- erved as a in the rebel army. major general General Lee's regular visits to Washing- ton are not for the purpose of renewing 0ld acqualntances. practical mission. As soon as he the train the old soldier walks to the leaves Ibbit He always has a more | the state of Kentucky," | ment to disprove the assertion of the Mas | sachusetts senator congressional district said a member o state the other day tic leaders have beern ‘There 1& one the house from that “where the democr house barber shop. A negro barber greets him courteously, the general steps into the chair and has his hair cut. After leaving the barber shop he steps across the street to the law offices of his son, Robert E Lee, where he remains for a few minutes He then takes an early afternoon train back to his home in Fairfax county. General Lee is president emeritus of Washington and Lee university, of which institution his father also was president The striking manner in which he resem- bles his famous father In every detall was fluustrated by the sculptor who was s lected to design the statue of General Lee which now stands in Statuary hall at the capitol. The sculptor had an 15 Dre. iz Wit OVER R T Deeaw death mask of the confederate general, but was somewhat puzzled about the size of the hands until he was informed that Gen- eral George Washington Custis Lee was the living image of his father. The sculptor thereupon took an Impression of the hands of the son. General Robert Lee, by the way, is the subject of much debate in some quarters at the present time, as the result of state- ments recently made by Senator Lodge of Massachusetts to the effect that he w. not a citizen of the United States when he died. The proclamation of President John- son granted annesty to all confederate soldlers below the rank of colonel. All officers above that rank were requir:d to take an oath of alleglance to the United States before being restored to citizenship. Senator Lodge has asserted that General Lee did not take that oath, although he excellentand discouraged sentative Don C. Edwards. from that district for & long time by of the fact that it had been gerryman dered, and ‘today the district through nineteen countles. When Back ham was governor the ratic vote. It was known big demo in| t in their efforts to oust Repre- streiches democrats decid d to make a determined effort to get out a | that there were thousands of mountainers who | aid not go to the polls, principally becauss the polling places were far removed from | their homes and because they did not have the means of transportation. The democrats rounded up all the horses | rent and sh'ppel | mules they could them through the district were sent through the district to urge the mountainers to show their love of party by using these animals to get to the polls. “There was no doubt about the will ng- ness of the inhabitants of the Kentucky mountains to exe e the franchise when given an opportunity. They came down the hills in droves. The plan seemesd to be working beyond the wildest dreams of the democratic leaders. In fact, they thought, a way had been discovered to turn what seemed to be an overwhelmingly republi- can district over to the democrats. d was the story which was revealed | by the count of ballots. the republican majority was 33,00, which was about 11,000 more than the average. | Hereafter if the mountain voters want to | o to the polls they. will have to provide | their own tramsporation.” e The Tired Business Man Tells Friend Wife Jurors Are Con- demned to Elocution BY WALTER A. SINCLAIR. “Why didn’t the judge lock up the Heinze jury and take away newspapers and drinks?’ asked Friend Wife. “After they had been condemned to be electrocuted by lawyers, 100, sald the to? They are undoubtedly guilty of being eligible for jury duty and any man who can be found to be that now days ought to be locked up. At least long enough for a commission to examine them. I suppose that an appeal could be composed to the tune of ‘Heinze jury pickled again.' “I don't see what protection we are going to have from jurors being left at large to run amuck or & couple of mucks, and liable to eat too much pie or read the papers or even tip in a occasional libation during their three weeks or a month's con- finement furthering the ends of justice. In our most popular trials it has been the custom for jurors to close up their business and retire, bid farewell to their families, leaving them without visible*means of sup- take a final bath and home made meal, lay in a supply of clean linen and immure themaelves In the cloister. “For men in need of complete change of atmosphere nothing could. be more com- of a court room. True, a jury box chalr Is not as comfortable as an upholstered leather swivel chair and one cannot perch the equinoxial weeks of the trade winds, known as noise by counsel. But it is a regular life. The keeper leads his charges into the pen at the same time each day, unless one of the lawyers has an impor- tant engagement, and they are taken back nightly. “‘Jurors are treated with consideration, almost with kindness, in spite of their be- nighted condition. You never heard of a ored in the bazar that one juror occasion- ally beats another, but only at the en- chanting pastime called poker. Considering that one can have a game every night without having to square it with his wife, "He's a nice fellow to take's girl fishing” “Why, whatdid he do?* Ad colunmins. games here are with the Nebraska Indians, beginning next Monday, “He fished(" Tired Business Man. What are we coming | port, get discharged if they were employes, | pletely different than the ripe atmosphere | his feet on the railing and smoke during | keeper beating a juror, although 'tis rum- | CTRADE WINDS." I think belng locked up has its advantages. “Of course jurors often may wonder peevishly why they should be locked up while the defendant can come and go at will, can get at home if he has one, can seo a show, can discuss the case with some- | body If he dares and can read the news- paper accounts until he gets mad. But then he is the defendant, while they are only the jurors, who ought to be glad they are not shot at sunrise even If the appealing lawyer sometimes asserts they were half shot. “Think of having to exist daily and nightly with eleven other strangers who | have been melected to try a defendant and |then of being admonished not to discuss |the case! Have to eat it, inhale it and |Mve it daily and be just bursting to men- | tion something about it and then have to stile it.. I suppose & case could be ap- | pealed 1f a juror talked in his sleep. | “The newspapers served to jurors are nothing but rims, with all the interesting | reading and cartoons cut out. Even harm- |less stories, which one is dying to read, | are Jiable to he prfinted on the reverse side |of the sheet containing an account of the | trial and gets censored out. But it serves | them right for being jurors. They are | treated as defectives; lawyers standing a | are prescribed, they are talked to as though | they were deaf, thelr hours and habits | ar prescribed, they are talked to as though they were devold of reasoning. They ought | to be locked up. T wonder why the custom | doesn’t go further and lock up the judges, | the prosecutors and the court janitor—e | erybody but the defendant?” “Women would make good jurors,” | served Friend Wife, irrelevantly. “I sald jurors are not allowed to discuss a case,” said the Tired Business Man, (Copyright, 1910, by N. Y. Herald Co.) ob- In our climate, subject, ab we often are, to rapld changes and extremes of tempera- ture, the physical system is naturally more or less debilitated. In this connection we | are predisposed to colds, fever, and other | troubles. Fruits and acid vegetables are | known to be good correctives for this | debilitated condition. If you have anything to sell or exchange advertise it in The Bee Want Ad columns. Willing workers | 1t was found that| | “Republicans had been seht to congress | reason | PO | i Y The Onlooker Paterson, (N. J.) man was denied citizen- ship papers on airing the extent of declaring his knowledge t that “T'eddy | Roosevelt was not president and that th laws of the land were mace in Passiac b; “Joe" Cannon. The fellow may have beel half right at that, but things that jar u must be discouraged. See that Mr. operatic performances next season country. And this takes in Hammerstein will give n in thi Cincinnatl lad has been taken to a hospi- TO THE COP AS THE GENTLEMAN 1S ASLEEP-THE PICTURE OF INNOCENCE.ILL Philadelphia. £ DOLBY'S DOUBLE & AH THEY'RE INTING ME QLT | HEAR TH BURGL ARWELL 1 WONDE.R DOLBVY'S HIS ROOM H: THE OLDBOY | fitness of applicants for the position of postmaster of Wheatfleld, near Saltsburg, Pa. The job pays 18 cents a day. Stop that laughing, out there! Said we were | going to have economy and we meant it. | o vernor Fort of New Jersey, has re- | fused the offer as a gift of the costume of © an Indian rajah, valued at $2,000 and In- Y | cluding a jewelled belt, with jewelled | N | sword and white broadcloth uniform. Too S| bad. The legislators hight have liked to utilize the garb at the high jinks attending the next adjournment | 0 | Baltimore resident, aged §, has put in |a bia for the frugality medal by saving | | his dead wite's clothes until he found a | woman they would fit before remarrying. | tal to have an operation performed by a surgeon to make him a better boy. Um!| 1n England they are planning to imitate In the old days when persons lived l"i(lh- French by thoosing forty immortals. homes instead of apartments, an opera- | getter wait until Colonel Roosevelt tion on the back parlor by Dr. Ma With & | rives; then they'll only have to worry get- slipper would have sufficed. | ting thirty-nine, or he'll take the job off their shoulders entirely. Clvil service commission will hold an e examination on May 7 to determine the | Incidentally, how far did the knowledge | COMING LP THE STAIRS ar- | System, EM \F N L JUST | BACK UP ouT OF SIGHT. DON'T MAKE ME LALGH: S0 YOL ARE THE CLEVER HOTEL THIEF:EH! WHY: S AYYOL DONT KNOW E_NOUGH TO q COME IN OLY OF THE WEY! ;nf & death penalty act as a deterrent to ;1\“)“’! Wolter ?—Boston Globe, It was no | deterrent. The common immunity from | punishment of evildoers was a strong in- | centlve, though. ‘ Might rig up an extra chalr in Sing Sing |for the week of June 6, in the event of Lawyer Scott, finding Fred Ahner, “aged 21, short and thick set, with a broad chest, and slightly bald over the forehead,” the mysterious person said to be concerned in the death of little Ruth Wheeler. That' all. Peter Regan, brought to bar after a lapse of five years for the murder of R. W. Joyce, pleads guilty to assault, the charge is changed to meet the plea, and with noth- ing worse ahead than one of those con- venient indeterminate sentences, there is | nothing to do but sing “Long Live the call the next case and repeat the performance. While we lova to mouthe “The mills of God grind slowly,” and so on, some persons seem determined to re. mind us that at times the motive power is stopped. . THE DAILYS#BUMBLE BEF: VOL. L OMAHA, MAY 6, 1910. NO. 18 - THE BUMBLE BEE. A. STINGER.. floats high above the citadel A paean of praise is heard, ing the report with & view to ascertaining its origin. expect to do a corking xo 4 business in Lincoln v......Editor | and all is well again. Joyful o That the wets capturel - notes of busy workmen arose | Burglars Make Rich Haul. | Omaha yesterday—but it was NO ADS AT ANY PRICE |the slumbering echoes along | HEBRON, Neb, May 6— |only a wet water victory —_— | the city streets; hosts of toll- | Burglars invaded the home of | * That the Peerless One kept NO BAD MONEY TAK! ing men chatter volubly in the [ (olonel Abner Bloodgood, six | his prohibition view:s bottl d t— TV ————— | liquld accents of Sunny It lmjjes southwest of Hebron last | UP & mighty long time, consid- Communications welcomed, | and all fs well in Omaha again. carried " i ering how easy it is to a and neither signature nor ve: | G} oL (€ LTI ELGY | night and cariled away AT rew. f , turn postage required. Ad- : Y & prize porkers. The hogs were g dress the Editor. uation? @bout ready for market. and | g - — e ¢! % 1 [+ 2N LE CYNIC e By T Onh. nothing much ~Tom | Colonel Bloodgood, as a pre- | TR omnrLE * Flynn has his new auto, an cey 1 -1 On: only: ‘ot passible. hypo< | 32 e o8 8 BOTL NS, o | oaution, Himd pmu(: them In | 1f you are going tol ask a thesis can we account for the | R0l bl i SR the parlor for e &kf‘o'nx- man to take your phrt, be story that comes from Nor- J;m < boss. The burglars evidently used | yure he doesn't take algyou WAY, {0, the g6oct that Colonal | S 2 frsie ol Sl it | alelaton keys. as ‘a imenns OF ['have Roosevelt spent two hLours | AR A until | entrance, and it s supposed chis o with King Haakon, drinking | 70U #¢® Tom. and then you'll | ina¢ the squeal of hogs was | Some people npver have a tea. That Is, that the cablo | Wndsratend: rendered somnolent by coplous | show because they are ai- company was crowded with | L TR v doses of chloroform. -A tray | ways waiting for fres passe business, and couldn't spend e & D, May 6 | Of dlamonds carelessly left on g v a | PEADWOOD, 8 D.. Ma¥ | g table in tne reception hall, | Money causes some people the Uime necosspry 1o 8884 ) _(gpecial ' “Telesram.) —Both uite as much worry As the ) tha bever- through which the burglars | @ the right name of the bever-} myjiock ssys It's so, and{ LCT o molested. On’| 180K Of it causes ether people. age, relying on the discern- | o TN o e shot any | Passed, nmsiested. on'| o ment of the colonel’s triends | o0 ¢ BT Y00 dared to [ LoD Of the tray of Jewels, the | )\ UG pave s out west to understand What | pean Morcover, he says it | burglars left this note pinched look just because & was really meant. was the day after he had ex- e cate MOt Who hes The fellow gives her B squeeze. Can you imagine the hero{pjaned to the colonel what || ajamonds. What we wan a2 of San Juan, the terfor of !4, Ipdians meant when they || is hogs. \Wealth may not bring true the African jungle, the man |ejaculated “Bushwa!" at the | happiness, but lois of us who taught the octupus 10 |enq of each of his periods | Atter removing the hoks| .y would be satiafied with Jump through, lis down, roll | joe Gossage was up from | from the parlor, the maraud- | g ymitation. over and be dead, drinking | Rapid City today and says he | ®F8 lifted them Into one of it tea? Or the ruler of the |recalls the incident vividly, es- | Colonel Bloodgood's 48 h. p.| There are lots of different Norsemen, even if they h | pecially because It reminds | 8utomoblles and cped away. | kinds of fools, but some fel- Qorcended & long, long WAy |him so strongly of the day | A reward of $1,00 has been | lows try to be ail of them at from the days cf Sven of the | Colonel Bryan and Governor |offered and the colonel humbly | once. < 9 | " 0l Y questions. —— Forked Beard, King Olaf, and |+ Andy” Lce spoke at Ropld | Promises to ask no quest - others of song and story, mak- “mu during the same cam- South Omaha papers please n-: "::’Iu:n“l""::fllfl.m‘::‘?f ing a rdght of it with & [paign. Colonel Bryan had just | COPY. ! 3 y ® S charges a pretty high rate of favored guest, over a dish of |finished his exhortation in be- e i tea? Far be it from such | halt of the sacred ratio, and Whoa, Imogene! 4 Who could s Skoal!" | Governor Lee was called on to | No, Imogeno, that rumbling | 1 (ayey o pretry atong pull over & cup of tea? And what |make a speech. Ho tood at | you hear was not & WeISMIC| o somg fellowa to pull them- would a wassail bout be on |(he front of the platform and | echo; the Prerless One over at| (o B0 oo o such a drink? ‘rnld' Lincoln was merely giving i 2l With all our force, The ' ‘Ladles ant Yentlemens: I | private expression to his A SPRING RAIN. Bumble Bee resents the im- | Be mot no spoaker, Jile | thoughts concerning the Otoe | putation that Teddy has come | Mr. Bryan bees; Aye be vust | county commisioners. | From the Gotham Gaze: down to tea, when he is settng | plain Swede man, and gov- L | Mnndum rain 1t did loth f ¢ ernor; b o C . | 80 in to tell a story to a real | ernor: but 1 got same toughts ve . | o o oo gent, and certainly not when |on dis har question like Mr.| That the Peerless One may plenty. he hobnobbing with & | Bryan has. I tink (t been | carry a tent with him when | Oh! it made ovoryvv‘nl ' ) 11 e v o8 o 08 (ot green king. And if you don't bell=ve |yust Am. o r:(:] whieat and | he goes to Otos county. R Y rer it ask Seth Bullock. j sllver—bot’ bin dollar bushel That the movement to change | county, — the name ef Bouth Omaha to | o Just Walit. ‘ A Lie N Hide Park will probably be | The trees In verdure they ar Whatever load of woe may RED BANK, N. J., May 6.~ | placed in cold storage. The griss 1 emerald gre: have oppressed you as the re- | The report emanating from | That if— ery sult of the hard winter; what-1 Coney Island to the effect that | john O, Yeiser, The plants are beginning o v | Cody invested in a halr [ Early riser, ook nlee, ever apprehensive thought may | Bill e tvont ona | Way out In Dundes, [ Quits " beautitul. Is have slipped its sinister wsolf | cut one evening e front en Would practice law | scenery into vour soul. you may now | of the week Is nailed as a le. | 1,°Omaha i < be nssured that & hoty calm is | Your correspondent has inves- | Taxpayer he must be. i w "l‘“"'zn be more prett) coming to your perturbed | tigated and is pleased to report | That the steepes of Russia | Than an early day in sp spirit. The worst has passed, | that thus far Colonel Cody [are tame compared with | It Is of outward signs of ® and the bright gonfalon of | stands innocent of abattering [ Omaha's court house steps N ired ) 1ol hope (whatever that 1s) again | tradition. Blll McCune Is sift- | That the express companies | _jzuphemia rmans Simpso -