Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 20, 1910, Page 10

REAL ESTATE LITY PROPERTY FOR SALE (Continued.) Dodge and 30TH fi"zsl‘sl? o 7 hod Iarge lot ( 8l mfi”a"'i‘..u'a" Another house fronting boule: l';goku Wke the right thing to us. I.Al! Lot Co., M’w"u L’l’f«.‘nmz Red 1905 REAL ESTAT! FARM AND RANCH LA (Continued.) £ REAL ESTATE (Continued.) —_— Ina A 112-ACRE farm for sale in a good Ger- man ssttiement, 1% imiles from a good school and. Cathollo chureh; price §0 per acre. Address J. E. Robbins Ice Plant, Greenshurs, Ind. BEMIS—CABIBBIB(! 0. 0 Brandeis Bldg. Pretically the Same as Rent Ix-room all modern houses, located at 2ith -y icago; east fronts, $3,800, corner, $ and Zi08 Chicago, $.100, $200 cash, balance ¥0 per month, Which includes in- terast. Yards will be fixed Up and every- thing will be put In tiptop shape. Houses are brand new &nd have never been oceu- pled; or will rent for $35 per month. BEMIS-CARLBERG CO. BEMIS. ©, G. CARLBERG. GEQ: P BELS Brandets Blde. = REAL ESTATE FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR SALE Arkansas. LAND, ONLY #18. 1 u,\vu% ACRES VIRGIN TIMBER, in Seviér County, Arkansas. Two railroads only 3 and 3 miles away; be quality oak and ‘hickoty; Wil cut ‘over 6,00 feet to aors; sofl 18 rich black bottom land; will raise 100 bushels cofn, a bale of cotton to the acre or top yleld of every suitable crop whely timber is_cleared off. The land lles high .abave overflow, it's all smooth and leval, JEvery acre tillable when oleared This jahd ‘will easily sel) up o $60 an when cieared and put in cultivation, will sell to quick purchaser for only 316 a acre, on terms to suit. Timber alone worth more than price asked for both tim- bers; titio 18 perfect; Teason for selling ds that land js now owned jointly by parties who wisH to liquidate. Great opportunity for man or company to take this over and develop {t, Veéry-few chances like this left in_the country. o me today for more information, Address fI. C. Parmelee, Box 444, Fort Bmith, ATk BEAUTIFUL OZARK REGION kansas; fertile valleys; rich mountain tops; good cilmate; flowing springs; farms all sizes, all price: rite J. C. Mitchell & Co,, Fayettevil acre bt ARKAD FARM, 10 ACRES; 120 IN cultivation; dwelling house, barn, orchard, ete.; price $5,600; terms, or would trade for town property or_small Kansas or Okla- homa farm. Box 36, Searcy, Ark. COMB_TO THE LAND OF VFRUIT fine. climate and pure water, We have orchards, grajn, timber and gcoal lands, in five acre to iwenty thousand acre tracts; some exchanges. Write for price list. B. F. Henry & Co., Bentonville, Ark. Georgin. 10,000,000 FEET Georgla timber una l.wl acres good land on Ry. Price $36,60. Other bargaine. F. L. Greene, 538 N'Neil Bidg. 100000 FEET Georgla timber and 1 IN CASS COUN The biggeat bargain we have had to offer for five years, 480 acres, ed 1 mile from rallroad town, on rural route and phone lines; good large house, 2 good barns; all kinds of frut; 20 acres apple orchard; acres timber; 32 acres as fine land as you ever stuck a plow in; balance fine blue grass land; good water; big bargain at the price, §60 per acre; time on part. Jot M. Wilson & Son, Harrisonville, Mo. FOR SALE—In Camden county, Mis- souri; old soldiers, raliroad men, laboring men and others wanting to purchase land on monthly or quarterly payments address R._ Jackson, Climax Springs, Mo BIGGEST land Bargain acres rolling timbered | county, on Kansas City good focation, well watered by 88, splendid grazing, fruit, berry, truck and poultry lands; must be sold right nof at per acre; this land will subdivide nicely into 40-acre farms, if purchaser so desires; title perfect; quick aclon necessary. Ad- dress, Commercial Club, Anderson, Mo. WANT IOWA FARMS. 450 acres, Cass county, Mo., $46 per acre, cash. 490 actes, Mo., acre, cash, 52 acres, Mo., acre, Wil exc tarms; thes m lowa. If y rare opportuni G, W Kansas Cit: Johnson county, 45 per $50 ‘per ge one or al] three for Towa good farms; owner lives want to come south is Carroll county, cash CLARDY INV. co., 201 (ommerca LOOK. Positively the best 40 acres, 1-story 4- room house, barn, wells, springs, fruit, well fenced, clegant soll,i(close to rock road, school and rallroad parket, Jackson county; best farm; we have got to sell It; 3,000 In_cash, balance terms. m-naence 20 acres on Gasconde James Strickland, the Crocker, Mo. “FOR quick sale, river, § per ac Ozark Land Man, LOOK here; well improved, at Tribune, Pulaskl county, Missourl, for salo at only $30 per acre; halt cash; balance terms. Address Wm. M. Hess, Winnipeg, Missourl, “FOR SALE—4 acres. house barn and spring;_some. fruit. good land: one mile from Wickes: a snap at $12.50 per acre. 10-acre |I’I'(‘| ‘: e part cash, bal- Smonth b o ’W'ZY ‘Wickes, Ark spring n i rd camv'mon. whl sell or trade. D. K. Canton, " Kdn, 80 ACR Arkansas Btutt Dullafgs rtsnn:nln Guick; no trades, Thos. D. Hubb Erle, Fretz, Scounty, about " Coleraao. 480 ACRES of timber land, 200 acres will muko fine app.e omh-m. income from the start; mus uick., Write me today. VS Butterricia, ‘Coltoh, Cal, RANCHES of all kinds for -sale, - trom 100 acres up to 5,04 scres, at the best bar- @ins of any land offered in Colora {Vrl(n or call on 'The Reilly-Rex Real tate Co., Kiowa, Colo. orchird and farm land in Arkan- uemly %loll to railvoad and inarket for 18 per sore cash. Wutm nfl\un 'm:‘ me. 2 e n§ perncru“?\ywu « L vay: | an aoum e ver, ‘nhort. e, Wri g'm Py ’ Fuéblo, Colu. g(dv‘r. care of Elks' club, Flarida. FLORIDA "ARNING LANDS FOR AEUN Meaere-in Bve-ocy tracts and ments. “The, nnova lands. of several thotsand acres were selected 'years ago by deputy commis¥ioner: of the U. S. Deparcment of Agriculture as the best lands in riorida | and wiich we have recently purchased. They are located on the . A. RY., % to 45 miles wouth of Jacksonville, in tne | are well with an | ern con: mizsion imen pdy cash Tor produce, earl suawberries, ete. Nirawbeiry snipments from this immedi. | ate tertitory averagé between the lst of April anti tife 1st of May about 12 Armour TesMerRLOr: cars per day. lun aadition to sUawDerries, these are anlpments of vari- ous kinas of vegetabies, pocaioes, etc. In (b€ territory you have the udvantage | of churches, schools, telephones and rural tree delivdcy. Adjining” our property 1s the famous Heduron' Spring—of gréat curative proper- ties. Other., lul‘l araund this oid spring $w an acre. For |nlurmlunn ‘nis great medicinal water, Davis, Starke, lflnl our lands for a short umo ln bloolu of flve acres and up at 316 Ver acre on easy payments. ¥or our ‘business reputation—references ville. Barnett Nomn-l bank. The Florida Natlonal bank. on. Jobd ¥\ Horr, U. 8. marshal. l‘:rcvlannl Board of Trade 3 YOE. aley-Hamby Company acksonville, Fla. FLORIDA FARMS CHE AP Would you igvest in a 5, 10, 20 or 40-acre truit, etable, poultry, peoan farm orida's best agricultural distriot Just olumbia county, a colu\rufl tng the ca nity its of od tures of fields and ity all in artistic col- this book i '5 lons ?“rl"lorldl of - Trade, Times BlAg., St Louis, Mo. art, about ¢ miles trom Goldman; no'l or_truck | = m in i€ ¥ou could et far Ei0 per’acte under ? opemng up ract one of the very 1t is endorsed eongressmen, farmers and the (‘olllmhl- ~Florida . Land Minnesota. $11,000-5,000,000 feet saw timber, hemlock, birch, maple, basswood and 085 acres of §00od land less than 140 miles of city; 4 miles to raiiroad, good logging road, driv- ing stream one-eighth of mile. Double your money here. Investigate. Maps, piats, es- timates furnished. Hobart Land Co., Min- neapolis, Minn. “A Piece of Land in the West” There are about ninety million people in the United States. Do you know that about nino million of thom aze.: logking .for a little plece of land in the west?' Do you know what land hunger means? Don’t you know that in a few years there will be no low priced farms, no cheap lands. "A"Platte valley farm near. North; Bend or Columbus or Grand Isiand or worth from $100 .to $150 per, ay. What were they sorth ten or. fifteen years ago? In the NORTH PLATTH VALLEY w¢' are selling farms at §20 to 30 per acre that will be just as gond as those farther east. There is no gamble, no risk. You'can' hegin now growing alfalfa and hogs and the man who can grow fat hogs fs'going to be inde- pendent in a few year: We have 151 acres two on new liné of 1%, P., 86" tion, balance good hay land. You can grow alfaifa, corn, potatoes, sugar beets, oats, sarden stuff, fruit and with these chickens, hogs, sheep and cattle. The frrigated land will be worth at least 3100 per ‘acre in a few years. Yours now for $.60 per acre. You can't find anything better. | ““Manless\Land for Landless Man." PAYNE INVESTMENT CO., 8. E. 15th and WESTERN REAL ESTATE, Farm and town property where raliroad right-of. 15_bought through. Kinkaid Dry land to come under sy | ernment canal. Don't wait. Address FP. Box No. 1il, Gering, Neb. I"ARMS, - improved ' and | ranches. F. J. Dishner, O'Nelil, Oklahoma. fles from Lisco s 'ander Ifriga- unimproved Neb. FINE ADDITION = PROPOSITION—160 acres adjoining a’ fast growing new town in Northern Oklahoma for sale at reason- able price, on tcrms, for addition pur- ses. Here is something fine. Address Box 96, Tulsa, Okl. OKLAHOMA ‘We have 100,000 acres of cholce land to select from. ranging in price ‘rom 3§ to $0 per acre. This land is in the oll and gas district and you might get gn oil well with, ycur Jand. 'WATA LAND AND LOT CO., l\lll. 624 New Y Lite Bldg. oregon. ONEGON—3,200 ACRES ° IN. FAMOUS wheat and bunchgrass region, $8; 320 acres in Wilamette Valley, $35. W. M. Sanders, Jr., Stiverton, Ore. South. Dakota, DAKOTA LAND-The rush is for m-n y county land; several new lines allroad now buliding in this county [ '“';;"r B Dan tnd doublo your money next two years. Choice lands formation “write Ve Fellaua”Reatty ation writa s cally Co. (€ Palace Bldg., Minneapolls. Minn. v. a WRITE for our booklet No. 6, dllcrlhln( 112 quarter sectlons, firat-class land at §15.00 to §%.50 per acre. Stale how many acres you are in the mlrkel lor suu Map and Booklet No. & 5"“" & (‘nmp‘n}‘. (1] l\aw \’olk Llh Bld‘ TALK ABOUT YOUR SNAPS! Hero {s one that has got them all faded; 160 acres of prairie land two miles from WHREAT, CORN, ALFALFA. 12,000 deres of mproved oonsisting m-—tm- wil s ) H it J‘I‘ % ln‘ and swo us. llrlln !.And € Kansas Ave, Topeka, Kan. lomlflnul 1 ero) ‘ompany, and unimproved | oF ‘ohotoe quarters, naives | ines. e locuted in Gove, Sheridan and all In good nelghborhoods, l0 m ‘D‘ sohools; price from $15 Teasonable terma; 3 crops or call Troy, Grant county, South Dakota. This is roil the best of soil. It is | Worth a short time 1 offer it for ash and the balance in e o o.ll‘( per “".‘.i If you want a ut to see this quicl ’l‘homn R Stevens, Troy, & D k il “WHAT we can offer to & man with | money: The best farms and r:m:'l‘uln}l.\ Lyman county. Write fo . Kenteh, Rnlilnea. 8 D, T Texas. Taro 1.008-sare tracts Asar Waverty, Kan 320 acres, b miles from Topeka; improved. res, § miles ‘nn Topeka; improved. ; near Towner, Colo,;, well Towh. Ku. “IF YOU ARE LOOKING F uoox.mo FOR A to the Com- o gl 5 Toprasanied, Wil reci w AND LOT cO, im: Write A, D. Jones & Co., 00 Kinsas Ave. A BARGAIN—160 wcres in central Tex all but 15 acres level black soil, very rlc-:, acros in cultivation; cvericating water 4 acres net over $500, iblic road, ‘Phone Red 198 | M.~ King, n l’dllnnun—l,m W o0l, Uts HXCEPTIONAL irtigation property in Utah, 9,600 acres deeded Iand under reser- yoir and canals already constructed; reser- yoir capacity for 40, acres; additional land available; most grominent western ir- rigation engineer shows profit of over mil- lion dollars to me made from this prop- Srty: price £60.000; 380,00 oash; reasonsble ferme on jbelance: would consider part n_clear property. Joseph A. Simp- son 1725 Welton St Den ol Persistent Advertising Return he road to Big REAL E ESTATE _WANTED WE HAVE BUYERS FOR and i-room houses. If prices are right an sell your property for you. NOWATA LAND AND LOT 0. Buite 624 N. Y. Life Blag. REAL ESTATE LOANS “WANTED—City 1 Joans and “warrante. W, Farnam Smith & Co., 1220 Farnam St. LOANS to home owners and home bufld- era, with privilege of making partial pay- ments semi-annually. . H. THOMAS. 508 First N nk Bl BROS., N. ife, 3800 to mono on improved property. No delay. 00 10 $5.000 on | hlmu In Omaha. O'Ki Renl Fstate Co, 100 N. Y. Life, Dough or A-2162 MONEY TO LOAN—Payne Investment Co, Omaha business property. THOMAS BRENNAN, Room 1, New York Life Bid WANTBD—Clty loans. Pevers Trust Co. 100 to $10,00 made promptly. ¥. D. Wead, ’eld Bldg., 18th and Farnam. LOWEST RATES—Bemis, Bund-u Bldg. SECURITY is of first importance in making an invest- ment. We have a number of good mort- Nebraska farms and be g 6 per cent interest, which are of- fered to investors. See our joan department with reference to these. PAYNE INVESTMENT CO., Southeast Corner 15th and Farnam. ONE of the llne!l !rull farms ever built; 20 . fruit; modern ul an ideal home and a blg money malker, 0] Do you Wlnl 33 NOWATA LOT CO, BSuite 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Red 1999. CLOSED oarriage or street hack, let style, but litlo used, made by Cunning- ham and sold new for $1.000. This carriage 18 now worth $00 In cash, but we would exchange it for horses or for vacant prop- erty or for western land. Johnson. forth Co.. 8. W. Cor. 0th and Jones Sts TO BUY, sell or trade, at a profit, write or telephone MacDONALD & BOYER, sea, $5,000. 817, $20, General\ merchi ? }' wants land. Pllll &vu legal in first letter. be 'A LAND AND LOT CO., Suite 034 N. Y. 1to Blag. Rea 100 You Want a Farm rn nllnr fellow, wnnu city property or ‘We want the commission, lfia\lll fl.lcflpllon in first letter and Bulie G N Y Jous tade. D. & LOT CO., ife Bldz. Fed 1508 Two houses clear §4,000 Trade for land and assume a rellonlhll amoun NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO., P i RlaBIds. | Red 100, “IF YOU HAVE Prbb'rfl' 15 th ahount. of $5,000 to ex- change for & good moneymaking business writs MIDLAND INVESTMENT CO., 1084 McCaguo_Bildg. ... SOUTH OMAHA Farnished Rooms For Rent. NlCE furnished room; hot water; centrally located. %15 L WAVERLY HOTEL, 2310 M St path; $1.25 day; weekly, { pssa and' cold Am. 35 up; meals, bc TAILORS @. A. LINQUEST CO., PAx'l.‘ON BLK. MAX MORRIS, 301 BROWN BLOCK, “V.'TAUCHEN, Krug Theater_ Bldg, WANTED—TO BUY “BEST PRICE plm for second-hand furnl- ture, car} M. clothing and shoes. 'Phone Douglas SECOND-HAND clothing. party. afternoon drespes. John Feldman, D. S128'or Ind. A-2636 DEST PRICES paid for 2d-hand_furni- ture, carpets, stoves clothes, shoes. D, G821, WANTED—5,00 feather beds. Write or 'phope D. 7608, Metropolitan Feather Co., f01 N. 20th. KEISER pays best for furniture, Antique furniturs cheap. 1020 Center. etc. WANTED—A small bakery and restaur- ant, country town preferred. S. E. Her- iford, Neligh, Neb. WANTED—TO RENT We Are Getting Numerous Calla For Houses of All Sizes. List Wl(l Us. NOWATA LAND AND LOT 62¢ N. Y, Life Bldg. Phone Red M | WANTED—SITUATIONS repair an, Address o v Go YOUNG man going to school would like a good plage to work for board and lodging between ach-ml hours. John Linders, care @4 N, WANTED—A location for practice of medicine and drug Store, by experienced and reliable physiclan in Nebraska, in a town of 500 to 1,000 preferred. Address Dr. Conaway, Thompson, Neb. _GOVERNMENT NOTICE CHIEF | QiJARTh MASTER b., 1910. OFFICE.~ Sealed pr 1910, for furnishin and gasoline durin m. flu- year ending June 30, 1911 ab a ‘orts Omaps, and | Robinson, ~Nebras Iu Moines, Towa. Foris Riley and Rus- Sand rld time, April 21, sell Wynml g md Fort Meade, 8. D, United States reserves rignt to reject or accept any or all proposals or any part thereof. Information furnished on application here, or to guartermaster lt the stations nlmld fln\do conll.ln- oposals should lor fllnml Oll or flmllne." l.l|4 .fir-m to Major D. HY . E. M'CA Q -u-munn-n UABTBR.I.AB"EI!S orlm'n— CHIEF Q L Toro. m iripHoate, vm be rndv-a ermesters: at the' posts rfln qnnul 10 a om central o FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR $ALE | _ Dan< Real estate transfers for A furnished by the Midland G Trust company, bonded a Farnam street, telenhone Do,\:( F lot 1, blook 47, Florence F. A ‘Ewing to R A Ew B. 8. Dundy, §r... Frank Panek and. wife Kavan, ot 18, -block w 15t add to South Omaha George F. Schwaris t lot 9, block A, Mulfora block 13, Central Park.. ty Co. to F. E. Johnson, . blogk 18 Central Park.. . A. McCrone to D. F. Lafferty and wife lot- 3, bloek F, Prospect Place .. R, F. Streitz and wife to J. B. Wil- Ifams, lots 14 to 18 block 7, Saun- ders & Himebaugh's Highland Park M. Niedzelski and husband to C. Re- wold and wife, lot 14, block 8 South Omaha . M. J 4. block 6 Kelby Place.......... Elsinore Place Co. to Jues 8. Pal- mer, lot 18, block 93, Dundee Place E. Bowling . and husband to T. H. Matters, o3 feet of sig, lot 40, Gise's ... Ralston ' Townsite. to ' Rosalie Wally, lot 8, block £, Ralston. G. A. Benson to . A. Benson; i1 to 18, block 7, Briggs Place B. G. Benson et l, to K. A. Benson, lots 11 to 18, blagk 7, Briggs P! N. M. Benson to 1. A. Benson, same.. L. H. Downs and husband to N. Burne. lots 12-and 13, block 1, Pot- ter's add . W. Zwabel and wife to Anna ‘Dworak, 1ot 7 &nd n¥ lot 16, block 9, Halcyon Helghts A B. Prior and wife to 8. P. Barnes, 4ot 1, block 2i, Benson . J. Grove and wife to C. Anderson, Hiot 0. biok 9, Creighton Heights. . First National bank to the Nationai Land Co., lot 16, Barkalow Place... W. 8. Curtis’ and * wite to C. L. Sears, 1ot 12, block 10, Clifton Hill H, J. Grove and wife to Willlam Me- Keown, lot 22, block 4, Haleyon Helghts ... The Natlonal Land Co. and- berg, lot 16, Barkalow Place ...... H. P Uelxu and husband to lhe School Distriet ‘of Omaha, lots 15 and 18, blook 15, Hitchcock's 1st. 560 B — RAILWAY TIME CARD UNION STATION-—Tenih and MAson. Co. lots 2,800 % Un Pacifiom San Fran. Ov'rI'd Ltd. Chl. & Jap. F'st Mall. Au-mlo JExpress. Or n B ; 3 FYPFUPPEPFPY FEBPRRREBRER” b, anver Bpecial .. Coloraqo Speclal Golorado Express North Plate Local ind 1slan Chicagy Express ‘. cuhum leu.e-t s \.lle‘.o. Nock ul--. & Tacifio— & 133 < nleuu-.\ ubruuq cnlc go-Nobrasks LG fur Ldaceln Cow. aud Cal. Exp. kla. and Texas 1 Kocky AMountain L Cialcuge & No Minn. & -kom Joxp Awin City ddmited. WEb £'BO! fjincotn-Chadrof "\ Norfolk-Eonstell . Long_¥ine-So. Hastings-Superibs . Deadwood-Hot ¥pgs.. Caxper-Lander Fremont-Alblon Missouri PRUIIO— K. G and 8L X BX..e 00 am and St Ex. 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Jus b gne Resiuisis b i Cariton e | (€) Mamburg direct. . oF, Jooal Acents RESORTS. ¥ou Ganaot Afford to Omit SWITZERLAND Xand 'y Fhe Unique of Scenio Beauty, voming ‘Lt us help you with Ihlll ox] \‘ht -nlvoruulul“ Our od for the benefit of tourisis. Make free use ef its service. I‘lNOW!flru fawe copy of HOW TO SEE SWITZER- LAND und eur Travel Letter No. §2. It contairs useful information for the vis- THIS 1S THE 16™ Tine Tve TRIED To (OET RO OF TH3 Car. 1 > SAY, CAN X SELL YoV A BOTRE OF PZAZAT )T WILL DO AN OLD THING; AMYCURES * ALL ILLS — ls NIBS WiLL NEVER Dottie Dialogues “Are you thinking of staying up until ¢ o'clock tb see the comet?! inquired Dottle, innocently enough. I absently glanced at the clock. Ten o'clock. “No, the present bright, particular star suits me,” I repied, quite easily and off- hand, as it were; b “I should think you'd fav moon,” she mused, as calmly. “No. The moon’s a dead planet, and who cares for a'dead one?" I demanded. hen others sgo the comet coming they all clear out,”” she continued, in that same innocent tone, But I belleve you said you weren't interested in the comet?" “I donm't follow' the trafl,” I femarked, guely. 1 see you don't,” she answered. “That's where the .Trapper Scout differed from yqu! Speaking of western trappers, how's Jéttries ;getting on in his training? I sup- pose he s In the pink of condition. It is strange that theso fighters are never In the gréén or the violet of condition, I suppose his heipers are in the black and blue of condition?" “I'm surprised to hear you discuss such rough stuff!” I exclaimed in reproving tones. “The 'ldea of a perfect lady di cussing -the preparations for abating a smoke nuisance! “How inconsistent,”” she cried. “You look up hints on big hats and such mat- ters of feminine interest on the plea that you want to be informed so you can dis- cuss matters intelligently with me. So I the harvest CREAT JunPi HOPE THIS WHIZ! DO MY IN' TosePH! GeE EYES DEcewE ME, HES BACK AGAIN! Tuegn? Y | iars se WELL JUST QET RID OF JUST A FEW DR AVBREY Helpful BY WALTER A. SINCLAIR. “TO ADORE." comets." “Oh, you will—in “About 4. timy she that it was 10 o'clock. ‘Ot course, If you prefer," “I oould talk about Reno''— “Not so soon!" I faltered. they consider calling it Dec-reno. repay the compliment by studying up on matters that are handled with gloves. Also “1 don't see that comet, yet,” T admitted. smiled. Again I absent-mindedly glanced at the clock and recelved the vague Impression she persisted, “Not. when HAL HA! AT LasT You HAVE Cone Jack. DoRLTON! EASY 1S A SHAME TO TAKE TH' MONEY. OPS ON AND— Hints on How to Hurl Them from the House, “You dof't Iike the mention of parting?* she querisd. . Then, hefore any construsion could be placed on her words she contin-, ued: “What state is Reno In?" At least not in the state of Matrimony,* 1 retorted, gruffly. asked. “No, It’s on the sunny slope beyond the Rockles,” said I, proud of my geographical | knowledge. It's tn the Blerras.” | “See errors in spouses and sue"—she in- | terrupted. | “Suit s alwaye getting in the courts” | T otterea. | “So is Allfe,” she suggested. | “Altmony?" I guessed. At that moment there was the sound of a loud “clumpl’ as a pair of shoes hit the floor In anothisr room. “Father mured, Two -of them,” she smiled. “Why am I like @ key?"' she asked, carelessly laying one hand on the knob of the nearest door. something to adore,” 1 solved.” she cried. “Maybe you can guess Why are you ke that clock?” “Because 1 have a bright face?' I hds- arded. She shook her head. “Bocause T'ld so0 modest I hold my hands/ before my face? No? Well' I give up. Why am I lke the clock?" “It doesn't g0, she giggled. 1looked &t the clock. Still 10, 1 departed. (Copyright, 1910, by N. Y. Herald Co.) is dropping a hint™ ¥ mur Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree From Everybbdy’s for May. - A colored man, who was much worrled by the attentions paid to his wife by a man of the same color, went to the judge and told him all about it. advised him to by for a divorce. “But I don't want a divorce” protested the complainant; “I want an Injunction.” The magistrate gin at once proceedings Thers is ‘& theatrical manager in New York who, In his early days plloted a emall circus through the villages of the Middle West. “At that time,” he says, “I was featur- ing ‘an: Itallan as ‘Biancialll, the Strong Man from Rome.’ One day, traveling from Kansas City to Omaba in a day coach, the strong man and myself were seatad just abead of a ‘tall man with side whiskers. Whether or not the man overheard our conversation, I am unable to say; but after | a time he leaned over and tapped my com- panion on the shoulder, saying, ‘Excuse me, sir, but are you not Blanclalil, the Strong Man? “Blancialll admitted the soft ment. s it true that you can lift two and & f tons in harness? impeach- “‘And put up five hundred pounds with one arm? oAr window for me? " “Darling,” ‘he breathed rapturously, “I swear by lh'l great treg.-whose spreading branches bear. withess to my. sincerity—1 swenr that<l have never loved before.” The girl ymiled faintly and observed: “You always say . such appropriate things, George. This is & chestnut tree.” “Tommy," the schoolma’sam asked, Aare you scratching “your head ™ 3=t given by the various state chalrmen. When the Lone Star state calied, a brawny specimen of southern manhood stepped out Into the alsle and with exceeding pride mald: ““We represent the great state of Texas. The'firat white woman born in Texas is stlll living—she now has d population of over three millions." There was a pause of bewliderment for a moment, and then a volce from the gal- lery rang out clear and distinet: ‘‘Send that woman out t6 Wyoming—we need her.” “That's right,” said the teacher encour- agingly to the very small boy who was la- borlously learning his A B C's. “Now, what comes after GT “Whiz."” A teacher in a New England grammar school found the subjoined facts in a com- position on Longfellow, the poet, written by & 15-year-old girl: “Henry W. Longfellow was born in Port- Jand, Matne, while his parents were travel ing fn ‘Burope. He had many fast friends, among whom the fastest were Phoebe and Alice Carey.” A school teacher Instructed a pupil to purchase & grammar, and recelved, next day, thig note from the child's mother: “I do not desire for Lulu shall ingage In srammar, as, I prefer her to (ngage in use- ful studies and can learn her how to spoke and write properly myself. I have went throgh two graminars myself and I cant say they Aid me no good, | prefer her in- #agé In german and drawing and vocsl music on the plano.” ““What's this I hear about Casey?" asked McGinnis. “He's been trying to asphyxiate himselt," “Canse yohiody else knows vaz where it . c——— ! A! the memuun Sus e at_Loulgville, In abs Nfi states, the reports sald O'Refily. “G'wan! What did he do?" / “He lit every gas jet in the house and sat down and waited. | Two young women went to the matinee. They could not get seats together, bt were told at the box office that each could have an end seat, center alsle, ‘in adjoln- ing rows, and most likely somebody whe came along and had a chair next to oue of them would obligingly change seats. Near the close of the first act, éne of tha, young women timidly whispered to & heavyy/ { middie-aged man at her side, who had been | sitting stiffly and looking straight shesd: Are you alone, sir?" The man burled one side of his face i his program and preathed: " Shi Wife." The wife of a literary man of the Indinan school, who had taken up chicken relstug as a side issue, was telling of the poor success she had with a brood of eleven chickens. ‘fhey seemed to be dolng aht right for n few days, she sald, and, thég. one after another, they all died in the coop; “What did you feed themT* asked “tA¥" wite of s farmer nelghbor. “Feed them?" exclalmed the . author's helpmate. “I didn’t feed them; T thought a healthy young pullet like that should | have milk enough for her chicks.” “There was one man whose lite was pae- | £ ' sald the BSunday. scheol : tea Little Mary Jane's hand went up and m 2 teacher rodded to her, “ 'l':{e Was mamma’s first husband,” sbg | Standing before his dreeser after coming | home rather late from the club, he picked | up his hair brush when he reached for hie’ hand mirror. He held it before his face for & moment and then sald to bimseif; “Great Scott, old man, you mneed 8. shavet¥, ~ “No man can serve two masters,' the priest to one of his parishioners. oW that, "gr Riverence. Me brot) be's doing Ume “It's.in the Rooky range, jen't it?" -..4 " 238