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s @ -t D rolls round? TOUNDER BY EnDWARD mrw;x‘rn:u VicTor nourw.\'rrn. mflol. Entered at Omaha ’wuflflu as pectnd- \clams matter. TERMS OF SURSCRIPTION. Daily Bée (inelading Sunday), per week.160 oo (without Sunday), per week. 100 Dally (without Bunday), one year..}.00 Daily and Sunday, one year... 0 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening Bee (without Sunday), per webk. Evening Hee (with Sunday), per wee Buf Bee, one year. Saturday Bee, one year. Address all com, s of irregularities delivery to City C ation Department. OFFICES, ¥ mnn..—'rne Bulldl -"‘;vomy l"o"urm and N. gvllncll Bluffs—16 Scott Street. nooln—618 Little Building. 1648 Marquette Building. New York-~Rooms 110111 No. 8 West Thirty-third Street. Wash) ngton—72 Fourteenth Street, N. W, CORRESPONDENCE. Communications rela oo news and Al -matter should addressed Bee, Béitorinl Don-r\m.m REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or w-blq t0 The Bee Publighing Company, 2-cent Mlm?l received in payment of Accounts. Personal checks, .xcl‘rtzl Omana or eastern exchanges, not accepted. BTATEMENT orFr (IRLUMT!ON, Mlh of Nebraska, Douglas Count m‘e B. Tuschuck, lr-uum of Pubits nv{ says The Daily, Morhing, l' voulu -na s\md-y Bee printed during the month of JanuAry, 1910, was as follows: Locating the Hitoh. By taking an lanventory of the prog- ress of the movement for the eléction of United States senators by direct vote of the people, the Chicago Ex- aminer has done something to local the hiteh. .The constitutjon of the United States makes It obligatory on congress, when petitioned by the leg- islatures Of two-thirds 6f the states to, call constitutional convention to submit the proposed amendment, and already nearly two-thirds of the states have by forthal legislative action re- corded their demand for submission. The atures of twenty-five states Have passed resolutions de- ‘signed to comply With the constitu- tional requirements to force the call- ing of a constitutional eonvention, and two other states, California and Wyo- ming, have- by legislative resolution asked congress to stibmit the amend- ment without calling a convention. The twenty-seven states that have thus already taken action are the fol- lowing: Arkansas, Nebraska, California, Nevada, Colorado, Notth Carolina, Idaho, ¢ Owklahoma, Titinots, Oregon, Indtana, Pennsylvania, Towa, South Dakota, Kansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Loulsiana, Utah, Michigan, Washington, Minnesota, Wiseonsin, Montana, Wyoming, Missouri, If the two states of California and Wyoming were to change their reso- nmm B, T‘Z HUCL Treasul l"fu lubouflbnd in my presence and betors jae this g iday o “oF, Jlnun:“l." Toide 4 Nourv Pul Subacribera leaving the eity tem- porastly should have The Bee malled tp them. Address will be changed as often as requested. 1t's, up to the weather man now to vlpd}ut‘ Mr. Groundhog. theé city hall? . Don't all speak at once. R e = Anyono who wants to hire a poet will he nn‘lo requisition on the' University of Missour. — Lincoln is agitating a public market house. Come up to Omaha first and et a few pointers on what not to do. Someone who wants to make or break a fortune should start out writ- ing life fnghrance policles on amateur aviators, It bnn)q- starts out beating all prosperity records in January, what will we do before the rest of the year e — It's only a $50 throw to get into the senatorial race at the primary. Even Would-be Senator Sorenson says the publicity is cheap at balf the price. Edgar Howard is for Governor Har- mon In 1912, ‘‘provided always Bryan don’t want it, Under the cfr- cumstances Harmon won‘t count much on Howard. — A dhlrger has been fssued authoriz- ing the Hop Bottom Natlonal bank to beging business. As long as it is not a sleve bottom bank it should be able to hold ‘water. ' —— The,very worstFebruary can do in the way of weather In its short twenty- elght days, it cannot do as much as did’ Dgcember or January, each of . whieh' got.in three days overtime. C————— The only wonder s how Alaska, with natural resources rated at thou- sands of billons of dollars, could have boen {i, aur Dossession for forty years without. having been gobbled up lo’u ago, ¢ iy New paving in Omaha for the com- ing tmyfll be limited only by the size ofthe avallable intersection fund. The ufla ‘bird will get In where the tardy to\) will have to it outside on the doorstep, * Newi Ydbk now aserts its claim to being ««the. world's largest shipping point,-with Antwerp second and Lon- don third. Althoull Britannia may rule /4 American ‘metrop- Wc don't Ilke ' looks altogether a bt of people who in- it G o) MII nl Okla- DMI'C Mr. Bryan ‘Dl hnln during M _gan there be fo . Ns-m a d:noern; he - corporation im- It ‘focused against the ‘fequires publicity of the t, muu,, none of uid object to be- payment of the traveling m America and recelving % 95 & reward of merit?—-Chi- Qur distin- lutions to conform to the others, only four more legislatures would have to vole to make the necessary two-thirds and compel congress to. act. Going over this list of states, however, the significance lles in the omissions. New York and New England are“not represented, and would hardly be eox- pected to be represented in this move- ment, but the great west is in with but few laggards, while the south fs only about half represented. Notwithstanding the loud noise with which the democrats have re- peatedly demanded the popular elec- tion of United States senators, the real hitch is in the solid south, where the states are overwhelmingly democratic. The democratic national platform has called for this change every four years, but where are Alabama, Flor- ida,. Georgla, Marylatid, Mississippi, South Carolina and Virginla? Here are seven southern states with: demo- cratic |legislatures which have it within their power o start the ball a-rolling, but which show no signs of doing s0. Whenever-fhe inquiry is madé why the demand for.the elec- tion of United States senators is not met, let the answer We the true one. A Question and an Answer. BRADSHAW, Neb., Jan, 81—To the Edl- tor of The Bee: ‘Inasmuch as you are prinmting aumerous clippings* from- country newspapers commenting upon. the Lincoln insurgent meeting in @ rather uncompli- mentary way, how wauld, it be to print in parallel columns what is sald by the ecoun- try press, eomplimentary -as well as that uncomplimentary. ., That would be fair, would it not? Now, we 4o not know that any of the republican hewspapers of the stote are saving anything, complimentary, but it would be rather. sirange If there were not & few. There are none in York county, however, but should there be in the state The Bee would mot'in any way commit itselt by printing olippings on both sldos. Thers are a good many York county re- publicans who are In sympithy with the in- surgents in congress and are anxious to see them win out for the prinoiples for which they are lined up, but we do not krow of any who are Jn sympathy with the Insurgent movement down at Lincoln. They: look upon the Ve down ‘there as emanating from a lot of fellows having sore spots, and chronie office seckers. The republicans of York county have not lost thelr faith in Senator Burkett yet, and in saying this we do not in any way place anything disparaging against Mr. Whedon. Now, Mr. Editor, inasmuch as this is a #mull family matter of difference in opin- fons, do you not think it would be fair for The Bee, the great metropolitan exponent of Nebraska republicanism, to treat all repub- ilean newspapers of the state with equal courtesy? What do you say? Yours for fair play, JOHN B. DEY. So far as we cin judge from the tone of the country newspapers which might be expected to encourage the in-| surgents, what 12 true of Yg¢rk county is true throughout the staté, with the possible exception of Lincoln and Lan- caster county. The great body of Ne- braska republicans, ds voiced by their nowspapers, are progressive but not insurrectionary, and they decline to let any small group of men’' actuated by questionable. motivés put them in a position of antagonisth to President Taft and his administration. The re-| publican papers in Nebraska, with few exceptions, have repudiated the Lin- coln crowd and declined to fojlow. Our correspondent, who, himselt, used to edit a paper that would be classed with the antls, wants to hear from both sides. The bést we can do is to give him an extract or two from pa- pers that would pmMQIy be disposed to insurge under more favorable con- dftions, Here is what the Alblon News says after dealing as gently as possible with the Linegin meetin The da of reform miovements alwavs is too big & hurry to achleve resulty. Re- forms cannot be manufactured, they must grow. The only way to help them along Is, first to see that the scéd was the right Kind, and then cultivate and tertilize, and irrigate, and prune, and train them Into the best posaible The so-called insurgent or progrersive Solioy In the ro- publican party must prevall, or else the party will decline and me lke the democratic party of today. But It will take some time to achiéve the desired result, and radicalista must ha held in check. A desired end to ba achleved by progressives or insurgents. . Like all reforms, it has at- mwvn-mnly ends to be attalned. and those having no stand« uu-. Joln, In & seat through, mere The retusai movement | the THE BEE. other paper of the same el the Ci tral City Nonpareil, which again la- ments the lack of a leader measuring up to La Follette or Cummins, fol- low What fs needed fust now is a leader of unquestioned integrity who ean command the confidence of the people 1h all scctions of the state. Whedon won't de, because his record as a machine man s sure td dis- credit him before he gets fairly started: Sheldon has temporized and hesitated long that he is net avallable, and Norris' location Is not in e favor, although that I8 by no means a vital objestion. Suceess At the polls with an honest, aggressive can- didate would be a foregone eonelusion, but In the preseht ohaotic condition of affatrs the future is not very reassuring. A con- ference of republicans representing all sec- | tions of the state might accomplish som: thing, but it must be free from the plelon of manipulation and It must be gov- erned with the idea of constructing rather than with the one idea of criticising and complaining. From what the republican newspa- pers in Nebraska are saying, excepting again one or two published at Lineoln, | The Bee can see no reason why the re- publicans of this state cannot again in 1910 present a united fromt against H the democratic enemy and get behind |' President Taft and his legislative pro- gram just as they did in 1906 behind President Roosevelt and his policies, and score an equally decisive vietory. The Virtue of Patience. “Some grumble because they have children and others because they have none.” Bo runs the old song, and much philosophy s therein contained. | Some labor unions are boycotting the | so-called meat trust to be in thelr own turn boycotted by others. One sec-! tion of the country is entirely content while in another the world seems on the eve of a eoclal cataclysm. But the world is not about to be destroyed be-| cause some blue-goggled faultfinder a8 a weak digestion. Pessimism ought not to be catching if folka keep themselves well disinfected. The children of Israel were not a particu- larly happy people while in the wilder- ness. But, none the less, Moses turned a deaf ear to the calamity howl- | ers and when the promised land was in sight many were the exclamations, “I told you so0.” An intelligent peo- ple will not imitate the antics of u\ French Jacquerie. Rather will they walt, llke the English in 1688, wl'.h| calmness and patience and try to help | | social forces bring about an adequate | readjustment. This is a true test of patriotic citizenship. Loyalty to a na- tion's ideal spells fealty to the de- veloping of these ideals. Patriotism is needed In a time of stress. The ship of state will never be wrecked while the sailors remain at their posts unterrified by creaking timbers and the noise of surface waves. { A demand for $250,000 damages 1s to be made on the New York Central railroad for the killing- jof Spencer Trask, the capitalist and banker, who met death in a collision on that road the closing week of last year. Of course, the claim may be settled for less money, but it reflects the tendency to figure a death loss on the basis of the earning capacity of the victim for the years remaining to him on a nor- mal expectation of life. And it is only a few years since that we had laws on our statute books limiting the amount | that could be recovered in such cases to $5,000, Darius Miller, the new president of the Burlington, is a seasoned rallway man, who will without question il the place with energy and efficlency, but he will not seem quite so close to | Nebraska as his retiring predecessor, | George B. Harris, who was really a Nebraskan, so far as long residence and permanent interests in the state could make him. What we all hope | ie that President Miller in the future management of the road will exert himself as much as did President Har-| ris to keep Nebraska in big letters on the Burlington map Our old friend of 16 to 1 free silver | days, Charles A. Towne, has been re- | sponding down east to & toast on “The | Bffect of the Automobile On the (‘,nn-i sclence, Pockets and Morals of the People.”” Next thing we know “Char- ley"” Towne will be making a campaign Adenouncing the awful erime of the de- monetization of the horse and the mule and demanding the frée colnage of automobiles as the only way to re- deem the morals of tne nation. Our amiable demoeratic contem- porary justifies itself for bringing In a verdiot of gull'y on Ballinger before even the fre¢ witness has completed his testimouy by calling attention to a | republican newspaper that has printed a resume of the charges. Printing a resume of charges is not asserting that they have been proved. The New York Journal of Com- merce refers to the inflation of rail- way capitalization by 'k watering as ‘“a modern and skiliful form of robbery." When the people are thoroughly convinced, as they are coming to be, of the extent to which the robbery Is practiced, they will put a stop to it, Governor Folk of Missour] s sald to be hesitating about accépting an in- vitation to sit at the head table at the forthcoming. gathering of the demo- cratic eclans at Lincoln. The distin- guished Missouri democrat s now on better and stronger republican party is the [the lecture cireuit with & maximum and minimum tarift of gate receipts. Senator “Jeff” Davis thinks the lunmm »nwm~mnpfll\llnvinnmlmll-nlmou gotten by the national bankers, while bankers aimost u sly In- umw by m "-nhplly personal | gist they want nome of it. In view of cnde to be attalned”’ is voiced Dy aD-|ihe sourca f Opposition, the postal | Missour}. OMAHA, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 3 the common people. of the interior, ‘‘Dave’ of the Southern Commercial congress, which I8 moving up some on the polit- fcal checkerboard toward the White would place him, The news of the indictment of the participants in that §28,000 touch holds out some urance to a tremu- lous publie that if 1t fsn't settled by slving back gome part of the swag we may yet get light on this remarkable midnight exploit in Gotham financier- ing. The Mites 18 up again in the Nebragka supreme court, having been in litigation: already for more than ten years. Needless to say, it In- volves about $1,000,000, which is enough to keep the lawyers going awhile longer. Pittaburg Dispateh. It Is proposed to carve a new State of Siskiyou out of adjoining parts of Oregon and California. So far as the rest of the country Is oconcerned It would prefer a hew stats ‘with a name that sounds less like vaudeville. But, as under the con- atitution, the new state cannot be formed without the eonsent of both California and Oregon, it ¥ hardly worth while to worry much over the name. ( Political Roorbacks. New York World. Fourteen years ago the populists of the west were shrieking that British gold had been poured into this country to defeat the free silver cause. Now excited tories In London are circulating the report that $5,- 1000,000 of American gold was offered the liberals in their fight against protectionism, Perhaps French gold is back of the fight against Cannonism, and a syndicate of Berlin bankers are manufacturing senti- conmervation of natural ulators Pinched. Philadelphia Record. is & pleasure to know that It speculators in cold storage eggs are this year likely to lose thoney on thelr ven- the ture. They kept the price of eggs at such a high figure during last spring and summer, the season of large supply, that, after paying storage charges, break- age, Insurance and interest on outlay, they can't get thelr money back. Serves them right. If only the hens will now do their duty and keep up the “strictly fresh” output we can look forward to the Lenten scason without undue appre- hension. Good Efféct of Moderation. . . Indianapolis News; Whether fhe miet boycott can be ef- fective In redunlnl prices permanently, at least, may be, dotibfed. But abstention from a meat dlet for a time may prove to many famfiies that, they have been using much more meat’thAn is necessary, or even wholesome, in thelr dietary. So they may hereafter regularly uge less meat and ‘more”éfldther foods than here- tofore, Andi, thaky stlll be /to. thelr own advantage, . a:"&d y lessening de- mand ‘ay"’ m: Pbr(ces The fact is that Americans, generally speaking, eat too much meat for good health and strength. VETERAN RIVER PILOT AT REST Landed First Passenger on the Site of Omaha. St. Louts Republic. In 1804, when Lewis and Clark went up the Missouri river, they passed in sight of a settler's cabin on the bank of the stream, in what is dow Franklin county, Missouri, and the seftler and his wife looked out with eager curiosity as they went by. The set- tler was the father of Captaln Willlam R. Massie, dean of western river pilots, who died af 8t, Luke's hospital on Satur- day. So short Ip the history of the great west, 3 The captaln was born in 1829, just ten years after the first steamboat went up the His father kept a “wood vard,” and as a small boy he became expert in handiing “‘woed-flats’ (barges which tied up to passing steamets while the roust- abouts unloaded the, fuel they carried) in the swift currgnt. While still a mere, lad he became @ pllot, and his elghtleth sum- mer found him still at the wheel. He had followed his . chosen calling for almost sixty-five years. To the last his memory was, accurate and his interest In western rivers and thelr history unabated. Captain Massle's serviee took him into first and last love. to Fort Benten, st his tirst trip thither in 1861. He afterwards made many trips. It is probable that there are still in §t. Louls survivors of the party of 435 passengers who went with him to the head of nayigation on the steamer Twi- light. All the meat that was eaten on that trip the captaln killed-butfalo, caught, while swimming the river, with the noose, and hauled on board by means of the | derrick-fall, In 1867 the captain brought | seventeen live buffaloes to St. Louis, which were captured in the same way. Captain Masgsie took the Mormons from | Nauvoo, Il., to Councll Bluffs on their | way to Great Sait Lake, “I knew 'em all," {he was wont to say, “Brigham Young, Orson Pratt, Heber Kimball. I've danced with. thelr wives many a time on grass;” He landed the first passengers ever put ashore from, a steamboat where Omaha now stands. Thirty-eight thousand dollary was the sum “cleaned wp" by him In one season in the goldén ‘days of the Montana trade, The first boat went up Mont,, 228 miles from Our Birthday Book February 3, 1010, Hudson Maxim, the big inventor, cele- Prates his birthdsy.todey. He was born at Orneville, Me., February 3, 1853, and has been helping to preserve the peac: by de- vising engines of war. Porter J. McCumber, senator from North Dakota, was born Fobruary 8 183, ai Crete, 1ll. He s known mostly for the assoclation of his name with pure food legislation. Bamuel M. Felton, the well known rall- Wway man, is 6. He has a.long list of {m- portant positions in various rallroads that he has filled since. he started out as rod- man in 188 Dr. Herbert . King, the rising young dentist offielng in the Bee bullding, was born February 3 1882, at Sandy Lake, Pa. He went through the high school at Fremont and attended the University of Nebraska, graduating five years ago in deny from the Omaha Dental college. savings hank must be a good thing for Grover C’levelnnd‘s former secretary Francis, has accepted the position of viee president House, where Governor Shailenberger all western waters; the Mississippi, the Tennessee, the Ied, -the Ouachita, the| Atchafalaya. Byt the Missourl was his ' Louls, In 1858; Captaln Massle made ' the | 1010, Washington Life Woms Interesting _Phases and Conditions Observed af the Nation's Oapitol. the Phila- the more “insurgent A bouquet of half-tones in delphia Public Ledger groups ploturesque members of the party” in the national capital, accoms panied by breesy personal notes by way of explanation. Senator Norrls Brown of Nebraska has a conspleuous pleture In the bunch, posed at his desk In & studious attitude, evidently contemplating what the fates have in store for his sixteenth amendment. The writer saye of him: Senator Norris Brown of Nebraska I8 one of the able and companionable Insurgents who is capable of saying flery things with tremendous vehémence. But for all the cutting things he believes It 18 in the line of his duty to say at times, privately he has admitted that it is most distasteful to him to be compelled to hurt the feel- inge of the other fellow. When the exasperating teriff sesslon was nearing its close a friend of the Ne- braskan sald to him: “enator Brown, what sort of sesson 4id you put In? Did you enjoy It hugely?" This, of coufse, was a direct reference to many spirited tongue lashings that Brown as an insurgent had dealt the reg- ulars. “On the Wontrary,” replied the senator, in @ confidential way and with a serious look that could not be denied, “it was the lonesomest seasion of my life, and I'm heartlly glad it's over.” He, llke Boveridge and Nelson and his tellow Nebraskan, Senator Burkett—and, in fact, a majority of the Insurgents—are selft-made men. Burkett, who is only 42, and, therefore, to be numbered among the | youngest senators from the beginning of | in appeardnce | that body, s reminiscent of Buchanan, both in body and cwnle»; nance. As a member of the house he gained the reputation of belng a sort of watchdog of the treasury, and that he is| consclentious as . senator' his bitterest rivals have been heard to admit. Talk about the complications of life— Jncle Sam has his troubles. Interesung facts are nunea trom the blue book of | 1909, which has just sned by the| Census department. The number of fed- eral workers on the government payroll 18 now rapldly approaching 400,000, which rep- resents a 2 per cent increase in about two years, The Treasury department leads with an enroliment of almost 7,00 persons, and Secretary MacVeagh has the largest pay- roll of any cabinet official. Over $31,000,000 are pald to 28,000 persons in Washington, averaging a little over $1,000 each. This will be increased during the coming year by the 3,000 people to be added to the Census department, which will soon evap- orate the additional appropristion of $5,- 000,000. All other statés and territories take a back seat in the rear of the national capital when it comes to the enjoyment of Unole Sam’s payroll, when compared to the District of Columbia.' Residents of this area recelve over 37,000,000 of the budget; New York follows with a compensation for governmental service aggregating a little over $3,000,000. Arizona is the most modest in the sisterhood of states in regard to the money recelved, as her officials only re- celve a total of $25,000. Strange to say, the executive department of the government does not stand high on the payroll or in regard to the number of persons employed; only forty-three persons all told are én- gaged in attending to the business and personal affairs of the president of “the United. States, and the executive depart- ment of the “greatest nation on earth,” as Barnum would say it. o The Iife of a senator is not always qulet and without excitement; especially Is it 80 of & new senator, and until he gets used to the many little kinks of a senators everyday program, he is often jarred and sometimes positively frightened. In the rooms of the senate office bullding, among the many wrinkles that those rooms con- tain, 1s & bell which rings for a call of the senator, and executive Session, ad- journment, etc. A new senator, who was spending his first day in his luxurious quarters wrifing to the folks at home, was startled by three rings of the bell. The senator jumped up, grabbed his hat and coat, and made a bee line for the door. “Hey, senator, what's the matter?" called out his clerk, who, by the way, has been there some time. “The bullding s on fire. Didn't you hear the fire bell?” “Come back, senator, that is the signal for executive session.” The new solon went back and resumed his writing, but very reluctantly. The most conspicuous opponent of Sen- ator Aldrich in the tariff struggle, re- lates the National Magazine, was Jona- than P. Dolliver of Iowa, but despite that INITS of the people. | of business. Your account is invited. Established in 1857 as Kountze Bros.' Nafionahz.ed in 1863, Charter No: WD 1% THIS BANK IS [ R 53d During a1l this time it has commanded the confidence This confidence Is still evidenced by thé daily opening of new accounts and the constantly increasing fiflm irst thl()lldl .Bank of. Omdhd YEAR he Is the author of a book of poems, in- cluding “The O1d Plantation” and several others. The senate has been without a self-contessed poet since the expiration of the term of Senator Thurston, author of “Oh, Rose, Red Rose,” and other effusions. Colonel Gordon served with J. E. B. Stuart in the Civil war and ter raised a regl- ment of cavalry, which he commanded Having been sent to Europe on a diplo- matio mission In 1864, he safled into Wil- mington, N. C., on his return, wholly un- consclous that Fort Fisher had fallen, and was promptly taken prisoner. He escaped, fled to Canada, and while there was sus- pected of complicity In the plot to assas- sinatd President Lincoln, but he surren- dered to General Dix. proved his inno- cence to that commander and received from him a passport, enabling him to re- turn to his home. Me was distranchised for ten years because of his service in the legislature of 1867. He later served the legislature from 1878 to 1586 and in the state senate in 18 and 1906, d.as a remarkable feature of the Beine floods that while water has in- vaded cathedrals, ;museums, places of bus- iness, and so on, it has not touched the stock exchange. Cigarmaker strikers at Cincinnatl are marrying so fast as to injure the pros- pects of their cause. Strange that young women out of jobs should feel competent to undertake the support of husbands, The Brooklyn tenot who has endowed his wife In order that she may get a divorce and set up housekeeping as the wife of another man, Is living up to the generous traditions of his profession. A Pittsburg prophet who had ventured the prediction that the end of the world would come last Friday, when he found the world refused to budge, as far as possible by blowing out his brains. Prof. Starr of the University of Chi- cago Is delighted to know that ex-Presi- dent Roosevelt has maintained his good health through all his adventures in the Jungle, although the professor is thus de- prived . of the opportunity of saying triumphantly, “I told yoa-sel" The Bconomy club ‘of ‘New York' man- aged to dispose of & 36 a plate dinner last Friday night. In the afterglow of the feast several of the falkative members expressed deep sympathy for the people whom the Meat Trust has lured from pmleuhouue to chuck steak. An Investigation Prophecy. Pittsburg Dispatch. A prophecy is heard from Washington that at the present rate. of progress the Ballinger-Pinchot investigation will last about nineteen years, By the end of that time the Investigators will have forgotton the first part of the evidence, the dispute- ants will be dead or out of office, and the people’ will glady consent to forget the whole muss. Which may be satistactory to some concerned, but is not calculated to evoke favorable judgment from the public in the interim. f o An Army Perll Indianapolls’ News. With the new rules which prohibit up- per class Wegt Pointers. from bullying lower clagsmen it s rather aifficult to see how the whole bunch of -them is golng to avold becoming mollycoddles. F senator's wit, eloguence and undisputed talent he found himself outnumbered in | the votes which« carried the bill through | to a brilliant finish. Senator Dolliver Is | a born orator and seldom writes an ad- | | dress, preferring to deliver it straight | |from (he shoulder in massive periods. He | more closely approaches the glant ulnl\ne of Webster in this respect than any man | {now on the floor in the senate. The Iowa | boys always remember Jonathan P. Dol- liver as a papular speaker, though he in- | sists that his speeches “are written out | in the agony of toll, under the heat and | glare of the gas jet.” | | The son of a Methodist minister, Sen- | | ator Dolliver entered early upon a politi- | | cal career; he had the old-fashioned way | of using anecdotes 1o illustrate his points, 1wh|cn was then considered effective, | | though he may have changed his style | { With the times. He is one of the orators |who frankly admit that they “like to| |tall,” a taste he thinks he may have| | inheritea from his father and grandfather— | | the latter a Massachusetts seafaring man, whose cargo of cotton during the war of 11812 was confiscated by General Jackson. 1t he had his grandson's eloguence It ix probable that he made some remarks that would have been worthy of preseryation. When preaching on a large circult g Vir- ginia, and often riding 200 miles in a week, Mr. Dolliver's father met the womdn who became his wife, and that is the réason | that the senator halls from West Virginia | and was educated at the state university there. After his graduation, at the age of 17, the young man decided to migrate to Ili- nols. He tells thus of this first wester: visit: “Standing in the raliway station of Co- | lumbus, O., & policeman tapped me on the shoulder and with a warning giance satd: ‘You hawe fust bess talking, my bop, with one of the most dangerous pick~ pockets in the United States.’ “'One of the most dapgerous plokpoek- ets in the United States has been talking to & country boy who has not a red cent to his name,’ was my reply.” The Congressional Director: contgine of all the members of the Washington Herald, them highly entertaining, but Interesting some of possibly there is none more than that of the newly appointed sena- tor from Mississippl.' James Gordon. Sen- ator Gordon unblushingly admits that » made good |/ ansyered Sepator Sorghum, “that’'s better “than starting & ocontre- | versy."—Washington Star, “He's an honest man, fsn‘'t he?®* “‘Scrupulously. - Hels a vegetarian by prin- §ple, but he started eating mea this week for fear that the strike was gOIE to give feeling over this Idea: of boyeatting all meat products? Customer—Perfectly reckless, Briggs; per- fectly reckless. Give' me ‘four pounds of dried codfish.—Chieago. Tribune, b J “I am shocked to learn. thit some of my ancestors wore wooden shoés,"” said the gllded youth. +And T am shocked. replied his father, “‘to see some of their descendants revers- ing the order by being blockheads.”—Chi- cago Record-Heral “ ‘bout an’&viaflon part- nership ia that the partnars in 4 nscen- slon_could never quarrel.” peotiny, couldn't. they, as well, as other “‘One good lhln{ "Slmply in the nature of things they could not afford to fall out.'~Baltimore American. Miss Elder—The ldoa of hll pretending 1hfi|“m)r“ halr an 4 . culous! Miss Elfor—Wasn't 1t thouih'l Miss Peppery—Yes, just gray hair.—Cathollc Standard and “What sort of breéakfast food db you find the best?’ “Well," replied ' the: well nourished citi- o Ml‘;unl P ] at beats bacon an sausage and buckwheats afford a pluum change occastonally.” —Philadelphia. , Ledger. er been locked up' 'd buy Times. derhanded’ coun- have been.” admitted the “Aha! And what had you Beon get yoursalf locked u “I had been doing ng to f’ duty."—Plttsburg \ Post, e Ll A i THE NEW MOTHER GOOSE. Paul West In New York World. Hey diddie atddle! To live s a riddle, For prices are high as the moon. The Beef trust may laugh As it gives us the gaff, But the meat strike will settls it soon. MY tat hen, m: h 8She lays fresh M fivfi\(mflu)fl‘"* But the gnue the gentlemen have fo pay Makes them crazier every day, Old Mother Hubbard, » - She went to the cupboard - To_ get her pzor dog a bone; But it cost so muel That she ate it herl'!f And so the poor dog had none. Little Tommy Tucker Sang for his supper, And though e sang to beat the Duteh, The price of meat was up so much That all the supper Tommy had Was crusts of bread, the poor young lad! Thers was an old woman who lived in d ai She had so many children she didn't know where she was ‘at; For food cost so mueh that they couldn't q be fed, So she fed them op snowballs and sent them to bed. Twinkle, twinkle, little chop! Tell me’ when your price. will drop; Like' the stars up in the sky, Just at present you're too-high: 0lg iing Cole was & hungry old soul— Oh, & hungry old soul was He c%ll»d for somer nhk and - blt of roast cof And he ordered’ Ilmh cutjets three; But, oh, when the butcher sent him the 01a Ring Cole becitme terribly 11 O need to worry about the cost of living when you cah buy Campbell’s Soups. | ‘J During the past year the cost of all food- products has been steadily rising to a tre- mendous figure. the quality of these But the price as well as rich’ pure noumhmg soups remains the same. Nowhere can you buy so much food- ‘value for the money as in W.Soups You could not buy such fresh prime meats and poultry and fresh these soups contain, price. Even if you used only left-o: selected vegetables ag for several times the rs the soup would cost you more than Campbell’s. Our exclusive condcnsmg process preserves all the natural flavor and nutritive properties of these choice ingredients, And every can makes twice its volume of the richest most satisfying soup you ever tasted. If you don't think so, the grocer returns your money. Peas Ox Taft Chicken Aowwinpus - Comaomng urtle Clam Chowder aiion " Tomat-Okra Veruicelll ulienne Pepper Pot pny Muton Fomuto Chicken Gumbe (Okm) Just add hot water, bring to a boil, and serve. Shall we und{w Campbel Menu Book?— Tee, Josern Camrerrr CoMpany Camden N J the poor retatier the worst of (t/'—Cleve- land Leader, A Grocer—Well," Mr. DorKins,” how are you 1y b

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