Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, May 25, 1902, Page 11

BASE BALL COSSIP OF WEER! Omabs Hangs to Lead and Kanms Oity Clmgl to Omaba PRETTY RAC[ BiT‘[[N TWO TEANS Denver Drops Out and Others Ar Behind Fiyin =t for Time ot Least Bunch Far Leaders Comtest. Btil]l there Omaba bolds on to first cocklebur 15 & sheep's back City sticks to Omaha lfke a tick to a dogs Bose. 80 far as these two teams are con- cerned, the race is & mighty pretty but it's tough on the others Denver possibility & week ago. i now and the rest are o basn't quite entered o the be llke op the straight changes have been made in of the weaker teame and hopes are en- tertained that the semson will yet take ou some semblance of & struggle’ and cease to be & procession ope B the race rusning will track. Many the personne What & dear Jot of Grizsl be sure believe th ef biblical like, but ies they are to Omaba people bad been led 1o they were like the she bears ory, that eat children reports that preceded them were really scandalously untrue. We found them as gentle and tractable as a lot of well trained sheep dogs. Twice they were let out of their cages and they romped and played around the Beid at Vinten park | like so snaried meny bousebold pets or growled or offered to eat any- one. And they were not quite able to tx the trick their Denver friends hoped they could. In fact, they were in big luck to get & game bere. On the whole, they are &s mice a lot of plavers as have ev vistted Omaha and put up & bigh grade article of the great national game. B they will bave to go much faster than they @id bere if they intend to win the pennant and never Arlie Latham bhas made a record in Omaba. He is the first umpire who ever bad to call for police protection during the progress of & game here. Bill Bveritt also made & record. He is the first player ever escorted from the Omaha grounds by the police. And President Sexton and Magnate Burns saw the performance Omaha has always been proud of the orderly confuct at the ball games here, and in this case the regret is only slight) lessened by the refiection that the troud was due to & visiting plaver who has m: a record in this live During the week a slight both fielding and batting averages resulted Batting for the team was pulled up from 50 to .256, and flelding from to This improvement shows steady, conslstent work by the team. Dolan had & bad week of it, getting three errors in the Tuesday |game, owing entirely to playing imud. Gonding made a hig jump up in his flelding and batting both. -and Carter | furnished the team With a .300 hitter on the regular list, while Genine is almost on that mark {eld down all thelr batting averages Stewart's great work at second base has been the real feature of the week's play- ing. He is really putting up a wonderful game in the field, as well as directing his men with skill that is little short of marvelous. At present there is mo sign of the predicted elump in Omaba’s work Here are the figures: BATTING AVERAGES A Bat » betterment in Runs [ n Hia Graham Carter Gentne Thomas Srone Cathoun Pleming Dolan Srewart Owen Ganetng Hickey L¥BFuRERN. FIELDING AVERAGES Esvors Total = = Outs. Assiste. roway Brows Bione ks el n.esns.uBE ing Calbous Fieming Gravam Genine Carter Frewart Dolas Ower Hicker ! LI TYI Tt s » Stone's aversges are given for only the | © games be bas played with Omaha, as etatistics on bis Peoria career are not now at band. The coming week for Omaha will be given A E ROBINSON. M. D.. C. M.. Medical Director E:n - the mental and physical suf- t mauhood that the Institute to Gisiribute free trial packa- 8% 1o all whe write. It is & home tresi- all men who suffer with any i i ; b Fey retch yet, and | and the | Pop Eyler's fun with the boys | Springs and Des Mol Kansas bospita . ik n these parts and then olorado On Saturday mex: v aste of Omabs and Next his first day game in Omaba sinee one’ to comjurs and be certain br his bost of Omabe Kanses City comes St ts C the mountaine Jo Some of the env | team sum smetet i!uw Granted oa of the Omaha ite lead ix due bas had to do with the other side of the story. Peoria scored the first win against Omaba by a score of 2 to 1 runs were scored this way: One man got a base balle, and the mext hit a slow obe to Stewart trying to get both men Ace made & bad throw to second and botd were safe. The next two were out in order and then a double drove home the only runs Peoris got in the game. If Stewart bad throws to first the double would mever bave happened, and the game would bave been Omaba's, 1 to 0. The mext gume Jost was at M kee. In the mimth inning. with the score tied, Grakam hit for a bome run. The ball, when Selded in, hit { the clothing of Umpire Latham. Graham was already safe, but under the rules he bad to go back to third. where he died The next game was lost to Kansas City, due 10 Charlie Nichols' great pitching. In the last game at Kansas City, with two men out |and two on bases, Bobby Carter made hard run for a fiy near the right fleld foul line. While running at {ull speed he missed the catch and fhe ball struck his left knee Just as be sbot his leg forward and what ninety-nine times out of a hundred would have been a sure out went for a home run and three rune rode in on it. just enough to win the game. At St. Joseph a game was forfelted because Omaha could not nd for the work of the Missourians. In nver Joe Dolan made Juet a trifie wide | & the lust game with a throw to first that wa and it resulted in the two runs that gave Denver the game. Now, there are of the six defeats due to bard luck, three of them to single errors, and the other to the umpire’'s not getting out of the way of the ball. The St. Joseph forfett speaks for itself. Of the six defeats charged Omaha, only one i» Gue to the game being lost on its merits, yet they still about “Omaba’s Juck.” Some time before the season is over they will admit that it i Omaha's ball playing that bas won so many That triple play by Omaha at lust Sunday was one of those rare t in base ball men like to remember and tell about all their lives. It N marvelous bit of fSelding on part Omahss. In the fourth inming St. Joseph | seemed about to break the ice. Robe. first man up. bit @ clean single over sec- ond. Hartman came next grounder to right, which took a bound as Carter was reaching for it, and was thus made good for two bases. With runbers on third and second it seemed a cinch that the Saints would score. Two hits and po one out, and 3,500 fans yelling like mad, when Brasbear came to bat. He waited until Grabam put one over and | caught it square. Awey 1t went to rig |field, and the air seemed full of St. Jos | base runmers, all tearing for home. How the crowd @id cheer and call emcourage- ment to the runmers. Omsha was forgot- |ten in the tremzy of joy the prospec’ lof at least two rums. And them! Ace Stewart was running, too. & fact that band of crazy rooters had overlooked, and by one of those marvelous exertions now and | then seen on the ball field, that hit of Brasbear's. “Smack!" That { was the ball landing in Calboun's big mitt, and the next thing that met the gaze of fhat asfonished multltudé was a blue- uniformed figure tearing across the diamond. It was Cal, and be had ove eye |on Robe and the other on Hart- | man Both had stopped in mid career, &nd bpeither seemed to kpow what to do In grand stand | and bleachers the tumult had ceased, and | the Bt. Joe rooters were watching open- mouthed in their amarement the swi movement of certain obliteration overtak- hopes of runs. Gonding ried down the third base lie to meet Robe, who fied from him. Cal tossed | the ball to Gonding. who overtook ani | tagged Robe, und then threw to Hickey who caught Hartman just as be began his {slide, and obe of the neatest. quickest triple plays on record bad ended. There | was Do more cheering from the grand stand. In the sixth inning Frank Genins | added a little bit to the base ball education of the Missourians by starting a play which queer would easily have been another triple, had | {1t been meeded. With eme out. and men on first and second, the St. Joe batter | arched a little, easy ome over to Genins. | who was playiug close in. It was & cinch that Genins would cateh the fiy, so both runners held their bases. Genins fooled |'em. He @idn't caich the fiy. Instead he merely trapped it, and then tossed the ball to Ace Stewart, who toucbed the man at second and thea the bag. and two more men were out. The people didn't know what had happened until the Omaha pla ers had nearly reached the bench, and even at that Stewart had 16 draw a dlagram of the play for Umpire Cox Onpe of the really unfortunate occurrences of the week was the aceldent which hap- | pened to George Van Haltren at Plitsburg { on Thursday, where this well known player sustained a broken ankle sliding to sec- ond. His fajury is severe enough to keep him out of the game for the rest of the season and maybe for all time. Van Hal- tren’s absence will be a distinet loss, mot only to the New York team, but to the game ot large. It memory is right. it was sighteen years sgo this season & pitcher | came from California to join the Chicago National league team. then at the height of its fame. Twe years pitching for Chi- cago and one for New York was followed by his appearance in left field for the Glants, and since then from very few cham- plonship games in which the New York team has participated bas the Dame of Van Haltren been missing. He has been & reliable and consistent player, botk at the bat and in the Seld. He did not quit pitching because he bad to, but because he wanted to stay in the game During all these years the mame of Van Haltren has never been mixed with any scandal or m! Coings On the contrary, he has been in- Gustrious and thrifty, and has aflorded an excellent example for the emulation of younger players. A New York score with- out the mame of Van Haltres will look queer to the old-timers. and mamy good wishes will follow Bim into his enforced retirement ’ Just think of Fred Tenny and Fred Clark being bung up merely for taking a few punches at each other during the progress of & game. It really looks as though the National league mageites really mean to make their players bebave. And Ban Johu- Son coptinues to band out Nttle doses of euspension, Clark Grifith being the latest to secure & rest for abusing ap umpire | Verlly, the game s advancing when it | becomes Becestary for & manager to re- spect decisions of ap umpire. After Ban Johnson gets “Mugkey” and “Grif” tamed so that they will stand without being hitched, be might try bie band on the bleacherites at St Joe, Mo. They will give Bim 2 fair test for his ablity in the lime of subduing the savages. Attendance is still the one thing lacking see bow much luck | Peoria's two | game | the | with & neat be intercepted | THE OMAHA DAILY cess. The teams sre playing good bal the pennamt pr cne, bu the people g the cire paren don't care ch the games. On Thurs day. for example, when Omaba turned ou 2500 people to see the final game L Denver, the four games in the American ut 2,500 all told, an aver. T to the game. W eague amounting to fay is easy © see the outcom unless more people can be enticed to grounds. Nor i the hope for the future | very encouraging. Minneapolis bas got f enough down in the standing fant the people up there In @ always 8o; &t Toledo the labor unions have A& boycott on the team, which is knocking bard, at I anapolis the is weary of Watkine, and Watkine it weary of the Fublic'e indifference his team and willing to go to Marion or any o ace to get away. Omabs has been asked take the place of Indianapolis and hae refuse and there is talk of taking the tes Chicago to finish the season on der Nor& Seit miretty And stlll the Hickerites say they are doing well. How they are doing s shown by a report mow current to the effect that the reason the Loulsville team @id mot reach Kanms City In time for last Sundar's game is because e tick- ets werc forthcoming the money taken in the gate on Sunday had been deposited e rallroad office. Here wi as bold a b 0 work as ever was perpetrated. Di bave Sunday morning tha reach Kansas City pened his gates and collected admission m over 3.000 trons. After holding them until it was late to g0 to the Western league game, then in progress Gear dismissed {he crowd and gave rain checks. Such disreputable work easily undersiood by the people, &nd no club will ever profit by it is & very wl at least $1.60 per blic 14 too ou b the expenses | the | bie to war- | ing, as they : known | BEE: SUNDAY. MAY Dy Gaines wirlers on years one varsity base ball {and who won so ma | tories captured by the t it regarded as the best a | in competition in the universit | The mile run record has beco: |a with the Sswyers 1In Sawyer established it as fifty-two seconds and there it own brother, Leroy P. Sawyer, grew entered the university, when he immed went after hit own brother's mark bim two or three years to get be would alwars run away mark in practice when be would interfere with smashing tion. Either track craft & siow galt or the pace wo the desired speed, so, while r kep winning races, be never k the rec Willie bad set till be was a semlor abo eave school. T was in spring of 1699, and then the rounger br finally got in a contest where his op) was £ un fact ed. Sawyer tagged him five laps and ko his the host his vear r*o a family 1884 min st00d m th M be Le :1?;‘u"111<. fl) E’(‘ST 1die & IL’“W'\' sence until m will th and of nn for the desi ira Kelloge reco: be is the o tended the u a be cinder path a able p graduates snd be The other day at recited his latest ood gives rise Torpid ] 1 liver has atta lines ie the clase Charter da class effusio s, carbu This year CREIGHTON HAS HARD LUCK| Rain Spoils a Pretty Base Ball Pro- gram for “Omwaha’s Own ‘Varsity Team tton base ball management has had a eare of bard Juck during the past ten days. Somebow or other it has an- tagonized the weather man, and he, in turn has let loose the rain strings whemever a game was billed for Creighton fleld there was the Nebraska Weslevan univer- sity game; then the Cotner university game, { apd finslly the Highland Park college game and all were spoiled or postponed by Jupiter Pluviua The firet two would undoubtedly have proven easy victories for Creighton, but the Highland Park cobtest was Dot | 80 certain. At Des Moines Creighton wos by the close acore of to 14, and the Highlands journeyed to Omaha with blood he end of the Highland inning. when The Crei n favor on which one could say t bad the game. All of their runs were made in the firs ning on errors of Creighton. After tha locals brace and shut | | out eight prohibitionists in one, two, three | orde: And the Creighton men began to | find Ellis, the Highland pitcher. Each in- | ning @ia the third out come when the bases | were-filled with C. U. sluggers | If the Creighton people continue to im- | prove their fieid at the rate they have been doing this spring they will boast before | | long the handiest and mom complete col- | |legiate field in the west. The additional | | bleachers trat bave just been erected seat | | almost 600 people, making a total seating |5 capacity of about 1200 The Creightons | | have a perfect field, an excellent eight-foot | tight board fence around it, a regulation backstop and the best clay gridiron in the west. All that is now needed is & grand- stand, a boon few colleges enjoy, but even that is expected before long. All these im- | provements have taxed the athletic associ tion to its limits, and the members are | making strepuous endeavors to keep the | association on & good standing Now that the season i» drawing to & close | and exame are coming on, the members of the team are & little lax in practice. This | 18 unwise, and Coach Lawier will show his | | wisdom i» making the boys put in their | hardest licks up to the very last. Two strong games are yet to be played, Drake university on Decoration day, the fimal | home game of the season, and a return | game at Lincoln with Nebraskw on the | {815t It would be unfortunate, indeed, it | Creighton were to wesken now. after the phenomenal showing it has made this sea- | 0D | TRACK RECORDS OF NEBRASKA Comeh Booth Compiles a Table Show- ing Performances at the Sta ard Outdoor Eve | Ballington” Booth, coach and athletic instructor at the University of Nebraska has just compiled a complete table of the | field and track event records at that im- | stitution. This is corrected to date, thus | including the season just ending, and com- | prises the official best records made in competition at thirteen different events | | during the Ristory of athletics at the State | university This is the first time such statistics bave been published since 1898 | The table gives the year in which the aug | was done. It reads | Wo-yard-Gash R D 1685, yard-dash: M. B. Pilisbury R D P. Hewitt Andresen, 10 sec- 2815 wec- | 5 Andresen, sec- Tooo L. P Sawyer R H E H Hegensick %35 H R H. Gaines minutes, § 4 minutes, Gaines, 17 sec- | Gaines, 5 feet, 10| 5 feet. 1900 399 i’ inches. | 2- feet F. Brew, 117 F. Brew, 111 feet 37 'teet Hammer throw Discus throw Shot put: F. Brew 1888 Pole vault w02 The most remarksble thing abou: this lst 1s thet mome of the records date back of 1896, and that all save four of them Bave been made since Jazuary 1, 1900. This fact shows plainly that the last few years bave seen & grest advance in athletics of this sort at the school, and that although the average ages of the participants is Dow far less than what it was fve years go, the boys have Do trouble smashing the Ira Kellogg, 10 feet, 5 inches last decade of the century just ended Many of the names that appear in the lines of sport. Take M. B. Pilisbury, for instance, who has the 230-yard dseh to his cregit. He is the huge ‘varsity fullback man on the Nebrasks team for two years and who made the first of Nebraska's scores sgainst Minnesota In 1800, when Wisconsis could only score 5 against the Gophers while the Cornhuskers put uwp 12 It was { by ene of those same record 220-yard rums through & purzled Mve after & fake kick » He 2id not need to run the whole 220 yards, but be made seventy and tould bave sone the rest Again, there is Fred Brew. with three tossing records to his credit. He was cap- tain of that eame foot ball team of 1999 playing tackle, tnd in 1501 be was again in the line a5 & guard But Fred was a track athlete Jong before be began playing foot ball in 1896, &t being, in fact, bis ex- 1o make the American associhtion & suc- mdmmn.ufi“ be made with the Bouse secretary by meon First | the game | | was acting very promising and was slated | time at jend at the latter place, while the National | urday afternoon, and with all preparations | harbinger of & season | that records that men set for them during the | table are familiar from prominence in other | the 220-pounder who has been the largest | {that Pillsbury made that score. dashing | man Gossip from Sta and Track of In- terest to Owners, Trainers for other dis Malaria can o and Drivers. John nor of Parsons, Kan shipping borses to Omaha has sent them to West Union | the Cedar Valley circuit opens o | the rec at Clarks, Neb. purchased the § claimed to be owner. H. A was 4180 a purchaser at sale. He bought a span of ings, € vears old. sired by Gregor. They are both sixteen well matched and good actore tor recently sold Arthur Brandeis of hamberlain di J. E. Griffen -year-old bay mare Luskon very by he Proctor of Sout the fas: Chan blac bande high Mr. Proc- hem at advance to Omaha Christ Larsen of Omah: | mare Maggie Patchen a She is a T-year-old mare Patchen, and came from ) morbid, u N system w hen being othing g .| deb absolutel W. E. Brown Ly B braska circuit year. Wednesday and Thursday. He that Lilly was found in her stall obe morn- ing with & lame shoulder, which she had of v a chilly, creepy sensation running over the body RELIEF WAS IMMEDIATE, AND THE invisible atmospheri 1e marshes - the blood and ¢ W, .;'“‘nu ever, and an always ("cfl drowsy The blood sc rculagion is the result. to innumer: enlar petite and feeble dlgc‘fl“‘] cles, abs abby skin e:t p’\wns of y the health becomes less Lam“ i reme emain in the system, lays the founda- ses that very can destroy the germs and microbes a healthy matter and diseas is comparable to S. 8. ; free of all minerals If you have any symptoms of will take up your case and advise you without charge. | THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. ic poison. ulated th s coming; of nd low lands, damp cella \-cnlalflc matter, and we unconsciously inhale them into the lungs when roughout the system. no immediate effects are percepti "MALARIA An Invisible Enemy to Health The air becomes infected with the gases and sewer pipes, badly ventilated unfortunate sufferer is completely at the mercy of be following us ight n becomes weakened by the robes and germs, and an This con- gement ¢ highly of § s on ensues cond surroundi ngs Mal one often 1 th matters of veral years T would relapse. 1 am sure no other me complete and i s S. 8. for an eruptioa of jon of his system, and bottle alrea 1 West ve fatal or permancntly y be worked out of the system through the blood. eutralize the bad effects of the poison, offers the only hope of a cure, and the only medicine that can accomplish this is S. S. S., which not only purges the blood of all morbid, unhealthy m destroy's ev L trace of Malarial pm on, neutrali a“ 1 s terrible COU‘EGLCE\ES. afld LCC"\< r, but keeps it pure and healthy. zes {he powerful g e blood in such a vigorous condi no kind are allowed and day, but often the first intimation we sometimes followed CURE GOMPLETE. \lnch 26th, 1902 h Chills and Fever, d each summer for Finally my phvsician pre- In all, T took three bottles, and they , and 1 have never been troubled since. ne could have given me so and I camnot speak too in business is now taking skin and general run down ough he bas taken but 10 feel LouvisviLLe, K o) mediate S My parts SHAPOF¥ y, commes arke the health. Some remedy that wreck It searches out and ause Malaria with ion that poisonous to accumulate, but are ases that ¢ promptly expelled from the system. Spring is the best time to get Malaria out of the sys- te A course of S. S. S. now will not only relieve you of Malaria and its attendant evils, but it will put your blood system in such condition as to effectually prevent the of the disease. tonic properties , Al In S. S. S. is combined both purif that keep the hlood clear of all f at the same time acts as an invigorating tonic. S. as a Spring Medicine, as it reinforces and builds up the ilitated or overcome by the depressing effects of the changing seasons, and is perfectly adapted to the most delicate constitution. alarial poison, write us fully about it, and our Physicians Book on Blood and Skin Diseases, free. probably strained in jumping about. Lilly | of May urday The finals will be played on S June 7 tennis a singles i planned be played on Wednesda duy of this week, o come on Ssturday, opening day | close Tuesdny, May 27, at 7 p. m. In base ball the contests will be between picked teams comprising club members {only. The diamond is in fine condition, as are the temnis courts, &nd in the event of £000 weather some hot competitions are anticipated Much recent rain has made the course the green on the golf links a litt) because the grass has grown so rank and solid. The puiting greens, however, are ition, and 1 generally is live and springy. The members are | for some fast miles before the meason was over. Mr. Brown has ber in a veteri- | narian’s care and hopes the injury is ouly a slight ove. He is now working ear-old stallion, & full brother of Lilly | B's, which he says can go faster then | Lilly could at the same age. When Mr Brown returned he took with him bis mar Panthea, the dam of lilly B, 2 | The Corporal, 2:12%. Penthea is old and i sired by Dunton, son of Romulus m handicap tournament Thureday and Fr. Entries The Council Bluffs committee appointed | the amateur club reports good succese o obtaining members the Indications in the Blufts W. E Wilson of Hooper owner of two fine stallions at visited Omaha Wednesday and spent the the Keystone farm, where he de the mare Dora Woodline, owned H. E Adams, banker, of Hooper i | course east use year is seasor growing there as a re in prime shape it will be opened and joined with the other in a fine eighteen-hole course of standi length the Neb place that 1 acrose the rail lvered i by last was we A promizent Kansas City horse ehow man is endeavoring to bring about the or- ganization of & western horse association, which will provide 8 serles of summer horse shows. | It s preposed 1o start the eircult in Minpeapolis the first week in July and continue it as follows: St. Paul, Gilen- | wood Springs, Colorado Springs Lake | City, Denver, Omaba, Des Moines and | St. Joseph. The western circuit wouid show for PRATTLE OF THE YOUNGSTERS. A little boy, not quite 234 years old, while to fall and strike his chin lightly on the | walk, whereupon he went to bis father, near by, and said Papa, baby broke his neck.” Horse Show circuit begins at Kansas City on October 20, and is followed by St Louis Chicago. Loulsville, closing with the great borse show at Madison Square Garden, | New York. Visitor—So you go to school now, do you? Joe McGuire, the former Omaha traimer, | bas charge of the horse: belonging | Tommy—Oh, yes, sir. to| Visitor—And what part George H. Estabrook of Demver. | 8o you like best? | Tommy—Why FIELD CLUB OPENING EVENTS | reces |Program Arranged for First Day of Sea. by Athletic Com- mittee. of the exercises the exercise we get at No, Willie,” said the little miss can’t go with you any more. You're getting 100 big. Your voice has begun to chamge.” My beart hasn't changed amy, Gracie,” urged the boy Arrangements are now completed for the No, but = formal opening of the Field club next Sat- The Now is_great The boy Oh, yes belp the boy sbe emid, “which three-quarters " well in band, committees are now merely tesche resing on their oars, while those charge of the athletic features are wait- ing for the entries to fill and be closed The presence on the grounds of the handsome mew buildings makes the open ing of double import, as it is not only a begur, but is alse & bousewarming for $6,500 worth of archi- tecture and comstruction of the highest grade. Thst sum was put into the mew Gancing pavilion, which comprises the dancing fleor only & roof, & ve 5 bowling allers underneath. 80 it is a cinch the place is elaborate and substan- | said the teacher hope- tial This pew structure is Dow practically | completed. Only a little work on the bowl- |ing alleys remain to be dome and ¢ will be fnished by Wednesdsy or Th day. Its acquisition makes the club feel prosperous, indeed, especially with the membership list in so fattering a condi- | tion. The limit is 50¢ and there is now places for about twenty-ve more members | | before the lists will be full Last season | the clud ran up to 430 membere, and sev- entyfive mew ones bave come in so far this year. However, about thirty of the old ones have dropped out, leaving & few | open places The athletic events for the opening day have been planned. In eome cases the | tournaments will begin then and continue | over into thé next week. In others they will be started early this week to bring | the finels on opening dar. Large numbers of entries are expected in all events Iz goif there will be one op urnament The gualifying round will be eighteen holes medal play. The twenty-four highest eores m this will qualify for the following rounds They will be divided into three fights of ight players each, and these each play dows 10 one man over three rounds of mime boles each. Al play fellowing the gualify- ing round will be Match play. Botries must = Of kidneys overworked. Relieve the aching back, ] | Preliminary rounds will | | Por e | { another standing of | the mother ana playing around the yard, had the misfortune | “Wh three-quart would you of an apple or rather have two-thirds in | of an apple” “Two-thirds Ob. Do, ' enid said ‘he the boy on & guess teacher hopelsssly at the finale will | “why, two-thirds is lese than three-quar- ters 1 know it 1 don't said the like apples Teacher—The majority of great men usu- ally suffer with some terrible diffculty instance, Milton, the poet, was blind Try to remember that Tommy, what was Miiton's Tommy—He oy promptly, “but Tommy—Say street was p in my jacket wae done Mrs. Sullivan up the ar vou sewed ther day and hat was & compli- Tom and say tear for you to fix Ma, 1 The Phil Philade) to a cert denomination was not t long ago 0ld enough to be the of Times tells of a 1 who was permitted to go school, although the that of her parents ber mother felt that she was ized with full under- significance of the cere- but se, iusisted that the ism be performed in the chburch which father attended. To She wanted to be as she expressed 1 dny mo: bap the tot “wetted demurred r Dod | where her playmates and friends could see | b | saa ™3 Mre Kanude Thompson, 808 Douglas yeers since | first had trouble with my back and kidoeys, and in spite of all doctors and wedicines could do, I graduslly grew worse There are very few people in my neighborbood who 4o not knew bow I suffered. Seeing Doan's Kidoey Pills advertised I sent to Kubs & Oo's drug store for & box. After using it 1 found the pain in my back bad passed away. sLrong enough to express my opimion of Dead's they €14 for me when everything sise bad fafled At ail drog stores, 50 ceats. Foster-Wilbura Co., Baffals, N. Y, The mother was firm, however, and the wee mise became dutiful to the extent of suggesting this compromise “Well, mamma, Jet us 8ix it this way: I'll get wetted in your church and them if it doesn't take I can go and get weited in my church finally Origin of a Famous Expression. Portland Oregonian: *‘My dastard uncle,” Hamlet, 'has killed my father. Let consider a suitable punishment.” t at that moment & 10, 20 and tor e out of the stage door fheater seross the street 2nd hastened ward a peighboring sandwich parlor “Ahal” muttered the astute prince, “T'll make Mim sit through a melodrama'™ and suiting the & 1o the word be proceeded to prepare for the wretched king the most borrible torture known It wae the dramati the show Dotice of originated the expression thing rotien in Denmark 30 ac- the to- ion critic who wrote performance who There's some- Why So Tired? That constant played out feeling— Always tired, morning, noon and night, Telis a tale of kidney ills— Bo does backache and many other aches. Doan’s Kidney Pills Remove the cause and ,cure it. A remedy for every kidney and urinary ill. Endorsed by Omaha people. , says: “It is Dearly twesty 1 cennot use words Kidsey Pills after what she said | et got @eeceonon. 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