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Abd until 12:30 p. P, for the 17 wWoRDS, 25 CENTS. Wanted. WORKING GIRLS In both morning and evening papers. Praise The Bee for the energy it shows in se- curing situations for them at such small ex- pense. Thousands of families read The Bee want ads each day. -_——m-————— Tenta for thess columna wil be taken P m. for the evening, nl:,'l] until 9:00 nd Sundsy editions. B Tequies numbered check, ‘Advertisers, by requesting can have answers addressed to a numbered letter £ The Bee, Answers so addressed will b @elivered upon presentation of the check FOR RENT—-FURNISHED ROOMS. Contimued. BELLE EPPERLEY I8 PITTED AND MEAS. ured to the figure: alway a I8 better prepared to retain (he fner outl| of & beautiful figure U Mmensurements are nec: done by experts. 25y omer, and all ftting is Its the only corset that [akes one shapeiy and te apprsciaed by every Who calls at pariors. rmam sireet. ot Ly UM o3 NTOSHES & RUBBER BOOTS. 111 Far, U—643 AULABAUGH FUR CO., MA} CTURERS of fur garments: furs neatly repared. Fur MuMTs At cost. Room 81 Karbach bik. Tel. 1812 PHYSICIANS WHO DISPENSE THEIR OWN Pocriptions can ecute valuable Informaiion ree by addressing P. 0. Box 13, Omaha, Nab. S UM MME. LA ROOK, MASSAGE, 100 LEAVEN- worth street, third floor, front rooms; two first. class operators. U—M2i6 90 COMPOUND OXYGEN CURES CONSUMPTION, asthma, bronchitis and catarrh, Home treate ment §6.00 per month. Three dayw free treate ment, room 200 Dougias blk, 16th and Dodge. THIS WEEK THR WING INSTRU- ments, for eash or monthly payments: e et Spright Bl Another Hale upright “planc. One Hall & Son upright Ohlo Valley ~square Mason & Hamlin Beatty organ, high 8mith American organ, LOAT—A LADY'S DIAMOND PIN. SUITABLE ward will be paid if returned to Dr. . C. 29 & s Mdss 0% BETWEEN 16TH AND STH, AND orth and Harney streets, lady's gold watch, chain attached. Name in side of case, Bila_ L. 0'Connor, Liberal reward if returns to 118 N. 16th stree Taylor & Farl i, ks - K?l‘nbl N Emv‘r:on and llet-Davis planod. LOST; RED IRISH SETTER: REW y\“p " A. HOSPE, IP.. 1518 Douglas st, returned to Kilpatrick-Koch Dry Goods Co., or ALl flm 031 724 8. 3th street. Mant IF PURCHASED AT ®N 5' LOST; BETWEEN 44 NORTH WTH STREET One upright plano, $0. nnd ' the First Methodist church, Davenport gold. 1 street, & pair of kold spectacios. Finder pleass One’ d-siring new scals, plano, HST.80, return fo Mrs. Downs at bove number. 8old. 7 1wl M %0 100 Ome second hand Wey . 8300, e ————— MERCHANT TAILORS. I WISH TO A CE THE _ARRIVAL OF One Day State organ, $20. IMPORTED AN“V DOMESTIC Qne Burdetto organ, ‘135, Fall and Winter One Shoninger, §25. Q. A. Lindquist, Merchant T Woodberdge Dron. 1 N. 15th street Woodbridge 13ron., 3 street, ————— - — it se—on CORNICE, ~ MUSIC TEACHER. RTIN CAHN, TRACHER OF _PTANO- R R R e T M1 091 U—158 0% LACE CURTAINS CLEANED EQUAL TO new, Call and examine speci o~ work. 1438 'N. 20th st OSCAR BUNDELL, FOR 12 YRAR! H G, W. Cook, has removed his shoe repair shop 15 8. 17th street, north of Dougias. U—M2I9 N1 PRESTON'S CALIFORNIA FLAKES FOR breakfast; superior fo oatmeal. Try it U--M371 NS VIAVI HOMBE TREATMENT FOR LADIBS. Health book or consultation free. Address or call Viavi Co., 346 Boe bldg. Lady attendant. MONEY TO LOAN—REAL ESTATE. LIFE INSURANCE POLICIES LOANED ON of boughl. F. & Chesaey, Kanesa City, Mo, ANTHONY LOAN & TRUST CO., 318 N.Y.LIFE, loans at low rates for choice security in Ne. braska and lowa. farms or Omeha aity property. FOR RENT, NICELY FURNISHED SOUTH room, modern conveniences, to one or twa gentlemen, 247 Dodge. E-M790 EAST FRONT ROOMS. 20M DAVENPORT. B-M265-08% FOR RENT, NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS, With or without board. Call 2107 Dougiak, MONEY TO LOAN ON FARMS IN DOUGLAS county, improved_and unimproved Omaha real estate.’ Fidelity Trost ‘Co. 3101 Farnam i, MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA Feal atats. Brennan, Love & Co., Pexton bk, MONEY_TO LOAN AT LOWEST RATES. THE L ] MUSIC, ART AND LANGUAGE. Q. F. GELLENDECK, BANJOISTS AND teacher. 1510 California street. an PIANO AND VIOLIN TO PARTIES; REASON- able, " Orders a1 Mendeibers's l6th and Farnam. STOVES. HEATERS ON EARTH. BE) Be sure you examine them before you buy. Parties who desire the cholce of the best line of stoves on the market must buy either the Favorite bascburner or the Oak healing stoves. They have been manufactured the past 80 years, and” where they have been used alongside of other stoves have proven theuwelves the most economical stoves made. We guarantee them. They are the cheapest and b ves made. We have the Born steel range, 4 model of per- fectivn. A, M. McCargar, €10 N 10th street. 224 N1 RELIABLE STOVE COMPANY, 218 NORTH 16th strect; cash or easy payments; new or second-hand; also stoves bought or exghanged S —————————————— BUSINESS NOTICES. Rates, 1o n word first insertion, lo m word | e e ot O, 7. Davis Co., 1606 Farnam st. W19 R e Rl bl T HARNEY STRERT | MONEY T0 LOAN AT LOWEST RATES ON Phiose adveriisements must run consecutively. B improved and unimproved Omaha real estate, — == =— FURNISHED ROOMS FOR HOUSEKEEPING, | 1 1o 6 years. Fidelity Trust Co., 1202 Farnam: SITUATIONS WANTED. 43 Soutn Toth ‘atreet ot 3 Wonr BD, SITUATION BY AN EXPERL N enctnmiar o8 privats . tamilys will i children fancy work. Address ¥ 47 FOUNG MAN WANTS POSITION A8 STENOC w. had_exper! A—MU5 9% ha rapher and office assistant; ence. Address Y 4, Bec. § NICE FURNISHED ROOMS FOR LIGHT housekeeping. 1113 8. 11th, E—252-9¢ FURNISHED ROOMS, 18% CHICAGO STV Buitable for one or two gentlemen. E-—M369 LL MOD- E—M3T4 129 WANTED—MALE HELP, 2D, A FEW PERSONS IN EACH k of rticulars. J. Woodbury, 121 W. 424 ANISHED OR UNF' RNTSHED ROOMS, 125 LOANS ON IMPROVED & UNIMPROVED CITY property, §3,000 and upwards, 6 to 7 per cent; no delays.” 'W. Faruam Smith & Co., 1320 Farnam, W—920 8. W. RAINEY, OM. NAT. BK. BLDG. CHA| BLDO: MONEY TO LOAN ON OMAHA REAL ESTATE at 6 per cent. W. B. Mefkle, st Na South %th avenue. i+ TWO LARGE, DESIRABLE IED | VERY LOW RATRS M rooms in private family, 213 J.w. OMAHA MEERSCHAUM PIPR FACTORY; OLD pipes made new. 613 S. l6th. 940 DAMAGED MIRRORS RESILVERED, T3 EAT THE NEATEST BARBER SHOP IN CITY: court of Bee bullding. Fred Buelow. 811 ROGNER & EISELE, SIGN PAINTER: work at lowest prices, 1518 Douglas "§n ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES, ARMATURES AND CONVERTERS REWOUND rage batterios recharged; eleotrical and geq- eral machinists; superior work guaranteed. Oraha electrical’ Works, 617 and ¢19"8. 16th d1. ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS AND CONTRAC- tors for electric light and motor plants and all Kinds of fcal construction. ‘Western' elec- tric Supply Co., 418 and 420 8. 15th st. 94t ELECTRICAL €O. SUPPLIES AND Peiestrte 1614 Capitol Tel. 114 lectrio wiring. Capitol o e b o 3133 G311 WESTERN COR iron_eornices. EAGLE CORNICE WORKS. JOHN EPB. netor, prop., 108, 119, 113 N. 1th, Estab, 1561 50 COMMERCIAL COLLEGE. OMAHA COMMERCIAT, COLLEGE, 16TH AND Douglas; send for catalogue. R h""“‘:;‘n“}:‘:' ~ STENOGRAPHERS, TCLIFFE, GENERAL STENOG- A rapher. DYE WORKS. SCHOEDSACK, TWIN CITY DYE WORK: 1521 Farnam street. D & of every deser) tion and dry cleanin o TAXIDERMISTS. TAXIDERMY AND FURS. SEND FOR CATA- logue. George E. Brown, Jr., & Co. T9 8 16h. CARPET CLEANING. MERRYMAN, CARPET AND RUG ks, 720 8. 1ith; tel. 864, oMece 1502 g:::l'::. 'I.:L 1669, M—33 on Bharamadt ol o MU VR G Wt 41 WHOLESALE COAL. JOHNSON BROS., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Al kinds of coal. Correspondence solicited. 1008 Farnam st. 813 G D. UPHOLSTERING. PHOLSTERING VERY CHEAP THIS MONTH e Waikin, llll'g:m\lnl. Tel. 60d. 968 ——— NIGHT SCHOOLS. ROOBE'S OM. BUSINESS COLLEOE, 15 & FAR. e —————————————— GRINDING. RAZORS, SHEARS, CLIPPERS, LAWN MOW- ers, 8. 14th, 792 etc. A. L. Undeland, 106 ~ HORSESHOEING. MRS. THOMAS MALONEY, §12 N. 16TH S,'g“ JOB PRINTING. BICYCLES REPAIRED AKD REMODELED, Tires and sundries. Safes opened, repaired. R. Heflln, locksmith, 311 N. leth st. 934 BICYCLES—ALL ALL PRICES. Send for our list of |second-hand and shop- worn bioycles, Repairs and cycle sundries of all kinds. M. O. Daxon, 4@ N. 16th st. 936 BICYCLE PRICES CUT IN TWO. A 94 Fowler for $84.50. A 34 Sylph for $87.50. Other makes equally as low. Bee our stock 4nd, get, our pricep betore, buying. A. H. PERRIGO street. CO., 1214 Douglay 1 367—0- BICYCLE RIDING. BICYCLE RIDING SCHOOL, 1714 CAP, AV bizio N2+ —_— UNDERTAKERS AND EMBALMERS strest, No Y. City. BMES | et | \WE HAVE SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLATS . T TERN. 50 or ghort time paper or st class mige. loans, ) WANTED, LABORERS, M GOvanas | FURNISHED ROOMS AND BOARD. | i " Harder & Cor, sround fiver, Bie bidg. i ment work in Tenessco and _ Arkansas. exxelmr o it e Kramer, labor agency, 11th ant Famim aitest. | SRONT ROOM ) — - = first class b 2109 Douglas S e I T e | e MONEY TO LOAN—CHATTELS. By WANTED, GENTLEMEN NEWSPAPER CON- | SICE ROOM WITH BOARD, CHEAP, 3107 C Rt e i 2 i ributors’ In every town to report all fmporiant F-3-0il* | | MONBY T0 LOAN ON FURNITURE, FIANOS, oH P happenings and write articles for publieation = horses, wagons, etc., at lowest rates in city: - on uny subject. Txperience not accessary. G o0 | FURNISHED ROOMS \WITH BOAT 1o, Tefaoval of WOodu[" StHBILY, SOHRARLIETS Fau pay for spare time. Our instructions {ell you | ~Douglas. FoME can pay the loan oft at any tme or in any How (0 do the work. Send stamp for full par- | amount. o tculars. Modern Press Ass'n, Chicago, Dl GOOD BOARD AND ROOM, $5.00 PER WE OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO., 5 Bt to four or five young men; front 306 8. 10th strest. WANTED, SALESMAN: SALARY FROM | Parlors 21% Dougias st. praey) sart; permanent piace. Brown Hros. Co., nur- | FURNTRERDESHOOME o STENM| | sronty T N TR serymen, Chicago, Il B-114 03 heats reduction ‘made to parties rooming “to- | MONFYL IO, MDA QN LFRIOFAL, FROF = o e o Webs otel, 1519 Howard ; WANTED, RELIARLE YOUNG “AND sin- | [fhigr at R o X024 dle-uged men In e ounty o wot s o - 3 B 8 L FOONFRT R AN Gl BLoan Fespondents hnd spealal private delectves | NICE LARGE FRONT ROOMS, SINGLE OR | 9+ B HADDOCK, ROOM 427 RA X925 under instrlictions for the largest and best | "enguite, furnished or unfurnisied. with fiat equipped detective bureau of the kind in the | Gl P TUriiid or unfuimished, with ar OLLOANEONEHOURRADTD SN country. Previous expericnce is not required | 4" o aid B planos, Norses, wagons, or amy kind of o mecessary. Small boys und irresponaible | IIRST-CLASS ROOMS AND BOARD. security, at lowest possible rates, which Dartienwil oonfer o favor oo us by not | inh et, FMa You ‘can pay Back At ang time. ahd in. aay newering. Refercnees given and o L — . R EEITY oMW QUARANTER (o7 Have been ostablished for years. Send Stamp | TWO FRONT ROOMS, FUNNISHED OR TN B i T B 28 ¢ for full particulars and get the best crimmai | f L with or without board; J - paver. publisned, " oftering “housands of dollurs Dodge sireet. M0 B —-——-W In" rewards for ‘pu who - are wanisd 2 2 : National Detective Bureau, Indianapolis, Ind. | ROOMS: FIRST-CI BUSINESS CHANCES. L 5 Bt table board; steam heat. - 18th and D s | A SPLENDID INVESTMENT; WILL SELL A MEN OF GOOD ADDRESS CAN FIND STEADY | e T-M0 130 fRockpeying palatqnds wali i iape ) psiny e od by calling at E_— — ==——==| [ocated in ihis live and progressive city. Ade * Db, ool by br eging i'ok" | UNFURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT | bosib %l 4nd pros o T SLIADLE SALESMAN, ALREADY | 2 OR 8 ROOMS: PRIVATE HOUSH; MODERN; - Rfvsting. to “carcy vut. Fsbei references required. 1008 Georgia avenus. FOR SALE, A GOOD PAYING RETAIL BOOT 2 * line; - Manufacturérs’ 01l Co., G363 §% and shoe store in the Hlack Hills, carrying a % : T TS " tock of $4,000.00, doing a business of $14,000:00 a L e B i UNFURNISHED ROOMS; M HEAT: | year, and residence: §ood reasons and references i SWANTED, MEN IN EVERY COUNTY all_convenlences. 2236 Farnam, = G-M37 86 Addicss ¥ 40, Omaha Bee. VM0 12 as private deteciives unier (nstructions; expecl- —— Y ence unnocossary: send st Natlonal ' De- BETTBR _ OPPORTUNITIES — YOU WAl tective Bureau, Indianapolis, | g !ANT};D—R?‘E,NT them, of course, and they ere offared more D, THREE UNFURNISHED ROOMS | Abundantly in southwest Missouri than any ; ; B lighi housekeeping by two Iadies: other section of country. The opportunitics i nnye cuRRK Farcam o Harney’ 6ee e, "% 15 hie."® | Gre for hothen, Jhvestinants, busineass factoricer = SWANTED, COMPETENT BOOKKEEPER K—M452 88 ——————— e wholesale house; siale salary and give R 28 AND OFF1 trences. Address ¥ 35, oo | 1 EOR RENTSTORES AND OFFICES B ANTHD, ACTIVE ACCIDRNT AND ¥ CORNER STORE, ), 921 DOUGLAS. INQUIRE s sollcitors, Address Y 43, Bee. B 28 SYANT 300 MAEE ¥OR RENT, THE {-STORY BRICK BUILDING WANTED, TWO GOOD COATMAK IS 916 Farnam street. The bullding, has o fire- Neb. Adirees F.OM. Higgins proof, cement basement, complete steam heats | Y competent men. - ing fixtures, water on ail floors, gas, ¢le. Ap- SVANTED, BOY. 1607 DOUGLAS §TRE PIY at tho office of The Bee. - ° I—g0 : | MEAT MARKET, ALSO DRUG. STORE, s with “fixtures complete, best and echeapest In givi conditions unequaled. Tisard N o 21th, WANTED, “TADY \TE tributors in every town to report ai Bappenings. and write, articies Tor_ pubi STORAGE, subject, Experic ot nccessary. _ - ~ ) Pay or srare’ tima . Our Instractions ol vou | STORAGE.WILLIAMS & CROSS, 11\ TIARNET ) ow 1o do_the work. 8end stamp for full par- 2 5 M-93 | Y pATS. " Modera Press Asw'n, Chitamo. Il | STORAGE ¥OR HOUSEHOLD GOOD CLEAN i i i - ——- | “and cheap rate. R. Wells, 1111 Farnam. M-50§ WANTED, LADY TO ASSIST ME IN MY M-T13 Business during her leisure hours: good wages guaranteed. Mrs. J. Cronk, 1218 Pacifi OM.VAN&STORAGE CO,,1502 FARNAM. Tel.156 A C—Mi4 10v 4 A T80 PREsToN'S TEST FLOUR, IT GIVES | DEST STORAGE BUILDING 1N OMAIA, U. S, / > entire satistaction, Al grocers ‘sell 1 gov. bonded warehouse. ~Household ~ goods ] 3 N§ storea'Lowest rates. 10131015 Leavenwirih. | WANTED, BXPERIENCED GIRIL OR SO e D ond work 37 Dadge street, opp. High achool WANTED_T0 BUY, SECOND-HAND BOOKS BOUGHT FOR CASH ! B_RENT—HOUSES. at Antiquarian book store, 1519 Furnum street, i HOUSES, F. K. DARLING, DARKER BLOCK. N—M3601-010 1 D—8% | WANTED, SBCOND.HAND h'rw-rcwmw:n‘j : = be’ cheap and in good shape; state kin A HOUSES IN ALL PARTS OF THE CITY, THE | st be cheap and | -y Y0, ¥ DaviaCoinpany, 165 varaam. s~ | and, lewest ek price! 8. "5 e ot KELKENNY & CO., R1, CONTINENTAL BLK. | \(ANT 70 BUY A GOOD HALL'S BAFE AND ) & 4 e e Lock Co’s vault doors; well used. Lock box \WOR RENT, CHEAPE T SROOM | COTTAGR rton. Neb. N T e i e R g ST B R LR O e LI street. _D-Mass FOR SALE—FURNITURE. ‘Bl /' NEW ¢ROOM COTTAGE NEAR DEMIS PARK, | PAYMENTS BASY. YOU WON'T M13§ YOUR : .00 Fidelity Trust Company, 172 Farnam. ‘money, W prices on furn ‘ture and household . DS soods. Enterprise Credit Co., i3-6if N. 16, st = O % 10.ROOM HOUSE, LARGE DARN, &TH AND o a . Indiana avenve, $15.00. 317 First National bank. | FOR SALE, DINING ROOM SUITE; ANTIQUE BN D onk; nearly new. #8 Dee bldg. 00 FOR RENT, EIGHT-ROOM MODERN HOUSE. G OUT ENTIRE STOCK OF FURNL. 836 South '17th st.; also 5-room cottage with | 4 . , 3 BN n (i skt Misg, Broom petiage, 1 ture, stoves, ete.” L. Aliman, 808 N. e DESIRABLE 1-ROOM COTTAGE, 813 WOOL. | S FURNITORE AT GOST. MUS A worth ave. Ringwalt Bros.; Barker blk | 36 Sold aF once. T Brussen, “HoTa . MosT s N O—Mio5 02 Fon e ANT BRICK | e O 200 08 flats; all % 5 s FOR SBALE, HORSES, WAGONS, ETC . 21th ‘street motor, §25.00, Compirol A B CLARKE, HORSE COMMISEION D FINE TOOM CONNTR_FLAT AT Tl Sracs. constantly <. bandy casiern ik Aacee ; range and_all_other convenienc 5 yayion aller, room 51, Paxton block. Ll e M LU b 4 U-ROOM BRICK FLATS, ALL | e modern ¢ n\mnler.-ln-m at !lskunll\g amam, n: FOR SALE—MISCELLANEOQUS, bargain to TIEht party. Globe Loan ant T O S = g Trust Cor 10t and Dodge, D2’y TAPEST CHICKEN AND ORNAMENTAL HOUSES & STORES. FOR REN 8-room o ern improv 1 1. A FIRST-CLASS shed, with all mod- on car line, 2% miles Address Y 31, e ments, all, ¢ "ROOM. IN i & ROOMS, HALL AND BATH quire $33 8, 18th sirect, BTEAM, UNEQUALED, Toom houses and fal BOOD FIVE-ROOM COTTAGE: month. L. B. Skinner, 310 N. Y. FOR RENT, NICELY FURSISHED cottage on ‘car line. Cull morning or evening bl DAL §* 2Bth avenu FOR RENT, AN I NTLY PURNISHED 8- modern In all details; firwt. rent $60.00. E. H, Sheg 43 Paxion biock. D MAE 9 HOUSE; 5 ROOMS. 20 b D. B8 MASON STREET; elegant location, $30,00 Orehard Hill, 8 K HOUSES. W. 0. TEMPLETON, PA xT0 B ROOM MODERN DW B0 Capitol avenue. 0od stable, . Donah oe. D-MUN 9 ASANT 1-ROOM HOUSE; MODERN. 22 Dodge street. I fece made, C. M. Lee, 901 Do EE) AND PLATTE VALLEY SAND FOR ©. W, Hull Company, 80th and Tzard sts. e, FULL-BLOODED FOR SALE ter; 4 farms, fruit culture, mining, health, pleasure and everything that'tends 10 promote business success and happy homes. Investigate. Write for particulars. Address, Southwest Missour Immigration and Improvement Co., Spring- fleld, Mo Y—Mdsh § WANTED, TO CORRESPOND WITH A NO, 1 physiclan_who Is_looking for a pasition to practice. Y 8, care Omaha Daily Hee 450 H. K. BURKETT, FUNERAL' DIRECTOR AND embalmer, 1618 Chles st., telephone 99. 937 SWANSON & VALIEN, UNDERTAKERS AND embalmers, 1701 Cuming telephons 1oa M. O, MAUL UNDERTAKER AND EM- balmer, 1417 farnam st., télephone, 2%, $3 C. W. BAKER, UNDERTAKER, 613 8, llufl.T. R R IR R OPTICIANS. OMAHA_OPTICAL €O., LEADING OPTICIANS, Byes teated frce. 288 . F. Ponder, manag South 16th, k Kinale THE ALOE & PENFOLD CO., drug_store. BCIENTIFIC opticians, 1408 Farnam st. opposite Paxton hotel. Eyes examined free. L FOR EXCHANGE. A _GOOD LOT IN EAST OMAHA TO change for _young work horses Lamoreanx Bros., 306 8. 16th. or OMAHA OPTICAL CO., LEADING OPTICIANS. J. F. Ponder, manager. Iyes tested free. 23 South 16th, in Kinsler's drug store. M223 15¢ ~ GAS FIXTURES, TO EXCHANGE, $15,00.00 STOCK OF G eral ‘merchandise for well improved farm within fifty miles of Omaha. Box 13%, Lincoln, - Z—Mi0l 8¢ TO EXCHAN 33,0000 WORTH OF IM- proved land in western Iowa for stock of gen- eral merchandise. Box 130, Lincoln, Neb. Z—Mi02 §0 GOOD 160 ACRES OF LAND N. E. NEDI to trade for merchandise. Address Y Bee. WE ARE CLOSING OUT OUR ENTIRE LINE of ‘gas and electric light fixtures, globes, elc., at cost, as we are absolutely retiring from the fixture business. It will pay to buy at once. Tho Huseey & Day Co., 411 South 15th st., Ramge building. 643 021 ALED JOB PRINTING €O, FINE PRINTING all ‘kinds. 17th st., Des bullding. 561 PAWNBROKERS, H. MAROWITZ LOANS MONEY. 48N, IET;!.. FlRMANINTfiVun CURED #A% NO PAY UNTIL CURED WEREFER YQU 10 8,000 pATIENTS- wnu" raflln_khfinn}n EXAMINATION FREE. {0 Operatio. No Détentlon from Business. SEND FOR CIRCULAR. THE O. E. MILLER CO., A06-808 New York Life Bl'dg. Omaha, Neb s Norve and Brain Trectmont 1 aranies, by nuthor, o Qulskhes of Copdunce; o %’;ann o by salve Use of oh sooh lead to d Doath, By mail, toe 10 cure or UE: & cortaln 4, Cgide, Asthui, Bronéndifs, Oroup. ing h, org Throat, Pleasant 1o take. ten dfecontmued; old, He. slze, now Me.; olc ~e A2 S AXTHFS Sasued only by Goodman Drug Oo.,, Omaha. GAS AND BLECTRIC LIGHT FIXTURES made {n design and finish to harmonize with any architectural style desired by F. M. Rug- sell, 813 8. 16th street. M00 022 BUILDING & LOAN ASSOCIATION. FOR SALE—REAL ESTATE. GARDEN LANDS, § MILES FROM POST OF- fce easy terms.”Call af #0'N. Y. Lite YOU CAN MAKE MORE INTEREST ON YOUR money by paying us $1 or more per month than In any savings bank. Investigate. Mu- tual Loan and Bullding Assocation. G. M. Nattinger, secretary, 1704 Farnam st. 063 CHOICE GARDEN LANDS, 5§ MILES FROM Omaha postoffice, 10 to 160 acres, some trade. N. D. Keyes, 617 Paxton bik. R E-Ms21 BARGAINS, HOUSES, LOTS AND FARMS, sale or trade, F. K. Darling, Barker block. HOW TO GET A HOME OR SECURE GOO! Inll'll’rtl( on mv[ilhllr’"aADgl “lhnon:rhl L. Ass'n, 1704 Dee 3 . M. Nattinger, 3 o g SHORTHAND AND TYPEWRITING. and vigor quickly Lost Manhood restored¥arttoced ophy. etc., surely curad by INDABO. tho grent Hi5dou imeay. Wi writien Fuarantes o ure. 5014 by J. A. Fuller & Co., Corner 1sth and Douglass Sts., OMAHA, NEB- PATIZIT BUREAU. SUES & CO., Solicitors. Bee Building, OMAH A, Neb. Advice FREL RE—§27 NO MORE CROP FAILURES; HAVING SE- cured control of some very choice lerigated lands in western Nebraska we now offer them in tracts of 40 acres or more At {rom §26.00 34000 per acre, according to improvement only small cash payment required; these lands are all under perfect system of irrigation and very best of sofl; they produced this dry T over 400 bushels potatoes, 100 bushels oats, 100 bushels com., ete., per acre; we pay R. I mcres o ‘more; next ex- cursion ' lea ha Tuesday evening, Oct. 9; call at our office and get particulars. Dav- enport & Waterman, 822 N. Y. Life. RIE-M380 G TO REMOVAL oma, 1511 Sherman HERE 18 A SNAP_OW 1 Chicago, ‘will sell my avenue, al a very low price; 9 rooms; all modern’ improvements; lot, 50x126. Look at house, and If It suits you, will make price 1o suit the times; 3 cash,’ balanee on time. E. M. Hulse, RE- 12 NEW 4ROOM COTTAGE; CE cistern, ‘city water; cor. 30th and ‘Sahler; 50.00; long time. Burns. Inquire 1318 Farnam, Sam- R FOUR-ROOM HOUSE AND LOT 1 from P. O. Close to car: pric gash, and aasume & 3700 loa . F. HARRISON, 912 N.Y.LIFR R E—150 O 4R COTTAGE AND LOT, th street car, 3800, th, near St ot 3 BLOCKS T-R house, Bast 1 Fine Georgl ne Mary’'s avenue, 3,50, Patrick's add, $950.00, venue lot, §2,500.00 VAN SANT'S SCHOOL OF SHORT HAND, N. Y. Life, Omaha.” Ask for circular. 798 FOOSE'S OM. BUSINESS COLLEGE, 15 & Vi OMAHA COMMERCIAL COLLEGE, 10TH AND Douglas; send for catalogue.” Koirboueh, Hres. STOVE REPAILRS, STOVE REPAIRS FOR 40,00 DIFFERENT makes of stoves. Water ‘nitachments and con- nections a specialty. 1207 Douglas street, Omaha Stove Repalr Works, M—1T5 STOVE REPAIRS OF ALL KINDS: ALSO hotel range and general assortment of ranges, cooks & heaters; water attachments put in & connscted at J. Hughes, 07 8.13 st & Jackson. HOTELS. (BUROUEAN) N. W. COR. Room by day or week, R 1 _a = HOTEL BARKER, $200.PER DAY, 140 ROOMS, in the heart of the Dusihess houses. Spect rates and accommodations o commerclal tray- clers. Room and board beythe Week of month, Frank Hilditch, Mgr. » 213 PLUMBERS, 3. 3 HANIGAN, PLUMBING, STEAM AND hot' water healing. 2106 Leavenworth st. 931 FRE NG OK, BVERY KIND_ GAS, ARTNA HOUSE 13 and Dodge. RAILWARY TiME GARD Leaves | CHI GO & NORTHWEST N |Arrives Omaha|U. P, Depot, 10th & Mason Sts.| Omaha 11:05am. .Eastern Expresa. 00p ‘estibuled Limit 8:66am :.Mo, Valley Local. 6:45pm ‘Omaha Chicago Speci Leaves [CHICAGO, BURLINGTON & Q|Acrives Omahal __D=pot 10th and Mason Sts. | Omaba ..Chicago Vestibul, !\ Chicago Express \Chicago and Towa Locai. Pacifle_Junction_Local RI _Depot 10t and Mason . Denver Express.. \Deadwood Express.... : Denver Express..... ... ‘Nebrasia Local (except Sunday).. K. C., BT. J. & C. B, Depot 10th and Mason St; PACIFIC. [Arrives es | CHICAGO, R, 1. & & Mason Sts.| Omaha aba U, P. 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Omaha | modern apporntment. §50.000.), S Teat & Awning Co., 1511 Farnam st.” Q-3 | "Gna"more fot i Windsor Flace, near Hanscom | “emrm———eeeeee il IMPORTED ARTZ MOUNTAIN CANARIES, | Park, $000%, 1 0 s i and Dougia DRESSMAKING. arranted singers, §.50; 3 gold lsh, with globe, . D. 3 ous Badsall SL6T young parots. §8:00 o B20.00 Ding Biove —_— __ BEGE | DRESSMAKING IN FAMM4ES. 70 5 o7 seed, oto. Gelaler's bird store, 408 N 10Uh siveet. T i MOl Srian Ni . it FINE DRy SSMAKING ATILOWEST FRICES. CLAIRVOY. Vo STOLEN TYPEWRITERS OFFERED FOR me Corbett, 424 N, Jih s, cor. Cass. —— CLAIRVOYANTS. el iould make you”suspicious: funny ey . M1 G MRS DR, H. WARREN, CLAIRVOYANT, RE. sstly Smith's. Try one and you will un. | === ——iee lakile business. medium: TUh Year ot 115 . 100 aod il dine of wupplies Smith. | “OARPENTERS AND BUILDERS, 8-011 4 9 M—429 HAIHL‘\:‘N DROS., OENERAL CONTRACT- — - —— e | 0w and Dullders, Earpenier Work, ot i MASSAGE, BATHS, ETC. N e I R Lot e dows and doors. 414 8. 15th st., tel. 117, __RAREA X FLORISTS. i MADAM BMITH, 3 8. 13TH, 3D FLOOR e room 3; massage, vapor, alcohol, stewm, sul phurine and sca baths. T-Mili 130 MME. LA RUE, 41§ BOUTH 13TH. T-M300 0108 MASSAGE, MADAME BERNARD, 1) DODGR. T—-M762 3 TURKISH BATHS, ADIES TURKISH DATHS; HOURS, § A, to 9 & m. Beauty Culture ria removed from Karbach Bidg. to 10810 Bee Bid; Me #$-ROOM TRICK HOUSE; FURN e wood barn. 164 N. 1 miaha Jeal Estate and Trust Mz HED HOUSE, WITH FROM § T0 1 ntleman wite; three children, ‘wlker, 20, Burker block. D-—-Me3 §% s PERSONAL. BATHS, MA § . STEWART, FLORIST; ALL KINDS OF bulbs and cut Gowers; 1622 Capliol avenue 7i-08 v BULBS, JUST IMPORTED, CUT FLOW- Hess & Bwoboda, Paxton hotel, 1411 Farn Miz O3t COAL, D, T. MOUNT HAS REMOVED HIS COAL OF- fics to 209 8. 1hih st., Brown block, 938 SHERIDAN COAL, LENT SUBSTITUTH for hard coal an heaper, 1606 Far- nam street; Board "ot Tt "FURNACES. WHOLE WHEAT DREAD BOLTED Bour at Imogen L. Ramsey's, 217 N. 16th streol Fi—M317 01 UBST FURNACE MADE, SOFT COAL SMOK nasuming and hard coal furnaces. Eagle Co ice Works, 108-110-112 N, Lith st =) G, MORRILL, CARVENTER AND LUILD) paper hanging and signs, tering, Office” 409 &, R, brickwork and pias: Mth'st., telephone 4 945 ————eeee ~ HAY AND GRAIN, BUY YOUR HAY BY TON OR CAR buy hay, ATH. Snyder, 1615 Burt NEDRASKA HAY CO., WHOLESALE HAY, rain and mill etulf. 'We are always on (hé market 0 buy or sell. 1402-4-8 Nicholas st. 55 DENTISTS, DR, GEORGE 8. NABON, DENTIST, 80U Paxton block, 16th and Farnam sts. Tel. .I}m DR PAUL, DENTIST, 9@ BURT 8T. #4 Chicago Limited. ... go_Express E._ & MO, V Chie F., LI Depot 15th and Webster Sts. | Omaha $i06am......... Deadwood Express.."....... 5:10pm B:0Gam. (Ex, Sat) Wy Ex. (Ex. Mon.). 5:10pm Bioopm..Nottolle Express (Ex. Sunday)..10:4s4m 8:30pm St Taul Express. - 9340 T MISSOURI PACIFIC. |Arrives Depot_1sth and Webster Sta. | Omaha st. Louls Expres 5t Louls Express. Daiiy (ex. Sun.) Nebraska T C., BT. P M. & 0. Depot ‘15th’ and_Webater Sta. | Omo Sioux City Accom, (Ex. Bun.,... 8:05pm Bloux City Accom. (Sun. Only.).. 8:05pn Sloux City Express (Ex. Sun.).. fl:am rrrerel 9:40am Limited. bt & PACIFIC. ~ |Arrives T BIOUX CITY Unlon Depot, 10th & Mason 8ts.| Omahs 20pm Bloux City Passenger........} L.t Paul Expres SIOUX CITY & PACIFIC. _Depot 15th and_ Webster 8t |Arrives | Omaha -8t Paul Limiied,, A0am Ch Limited. 111! 9:40am WABAS] TArdy, = - = Unlon Depot, 10th & Mason Sts.| ¢ SL Louls Cabnon BDalll... HOW TO RISE IN THE ARMY. A Boy Oan Hecome an Ofoer Without Golng 1o West Point. The army s full of ohdnge just now. Troops are being removed from western to eastern forts,. the rendeavous for recrults from the New York office is about to be changed, and temporary regulations are going out from Washington in regard to en- lstment. It is an apt time, therefore, to glance at the paths by which the men who comprise this army arrived at their destination. Some went by the good old way of West Point, others by enlistment, for It Is not necessary to be a West Point graduate to gain the title of brigadier general In the United States army, although many are under that Impression The enlisted ranks, as some suppose, are not altogether made up from the file of the idle and unwashed. Many young men who have falled at West Point, either from mis- behavior or lack of study; many who are unable to take advantage of this preparatory school from financial reasons, feel within them too strongly the desire for army life to let these conditions be an obstacle so they apply for enlistment. This movement sounds and appears quite simple, but the way is hard and there are few who enter. Some fall, and these form the large majority, because of deficlencies in the laws governing the physical require- ments; others, by thelr discharge after a short trial of the hard duties Both the West Pointer and the recruit have equally dificult taske, but the former has to serve four years for his commissi while tho latter need only work two. That the advantage of enlistment. It goes s with- out saying that it is more agreeable to serve one's privateship on the Hudson in good quarters than in the barracks of some west- ern fort. but the latter also makes good soldiers and officers. When a West Pointer is graduated, pass- ing both physical and mental examinations, he is assigned to his regiment as a commis- sioned: officer—a second lieutenant. The messroom, the cooking and the cleaning are not his to contend with; he has served what goes for that period at his training school. The enlisted man goes [nto his regiment as a recrull—worse than a private—serves for two years, then, If his examination goes merrily, he is made a second lieutenant. An army officer told me of a case where a boy failed on his first examination at West Point, left school in despair and enlisted. He was made a corporal, then a sergeant, and when the two years were out, made his application for a commission. He had studied diligently while in training, passed his ex- amination splendidly, was given his com- misslon—a second lieutenancy—and was ex- actly one year ahead of his class at West Point. A classmate joined the same regl- ment at his graduation, but the fellow who had failed at college antedated him twelve months in line for a first lieutenancy. Even {f the enlisted man gets his com- mission two weeks before the college man, he is higher in line for promotion. The routine is this: A young man or boy wishing to be enlisted goes to a recruiting office, and must be five feet four inches in helght, 320 pounds in weight, thiriy-two inches in chest, not flat-footed, and with per- feét teeth, eyes, heart and lungs. The examin: tion is strict, and hundreds of men are found faulty, who were not conscious themselves of a defect. Another minor requirement is that they must not be muscle-bound. That is, legs and arms must move freely in rotation, otherwise their drilling would be imperfeot. Many bovs cannot move their limbs in quick cirgles, It these requirements are met, he roturns next day apd is examined by the surgeon. Any organio trouble, of course, disqualifies him, and a functional one retires him until it is remedied. Then a sheet s filled out as to age, birth and character, references given, and 1f satisfactory, the applicant is sworn in by the chief of the office. He is then sent to the nearest rendezvous. There are four of these in the United States —at David's Island, near New York; at Jeffer- son Barracks, Mo.; Columbus Barracks, 0., and Fort Sheridan, Ill. Ten days are spent there. The time s occupied in getting a bird’s eye view of what barrack life for the Private is like. During this time orders are constantly coming in from various regiments for recruits. Detachments are made up and sent out to the regiment under noncommis sloned officers, and the army life begun in earnest. Recruits are allowed a preference In regiment, but it is rare that the request can be granted, on account of lack of ‘vacan- cles. Otherwlse they are drafted, and take whatever comes to their share. A recruit is lower than a private, for he 8os (nto a time of learning what the private dlready knows. He Is taught orders and drilling. He cannot appear in dress parade, company drills or guard duty. It usually takes three months to acquire proficiency sufficlent to give him the privileges of a pri- vate. Then he takes his duties up with the rest, and they are far from easy. He will et pretty sore and stiff from constant drill- Ing; he must be a room orderly and must help to cook. He will get worn out and slecpy on guard and tired of the mess- room. If he Is fortunate enough to gain the ap- proval of the commander, he will be made a corporal: then he is in for a commission and more privileges will probably be granted him, not to interfers with his strict duties, but he can study and read. At leisure mo- ments e will go through a course of mili- tary tactics and take advantage, maybe, of the post school. He will rise, on good be- havior and patience and intelligence, to first sergeant, the highest rank of a non- commissioned officer. When his iwo years are up his commander informs the colonel of the regiment of his application for a com- mission, and he goes up for examination, Only one man is allowed from each com- pany, and the best man gets the commis- sion. If he is so fortunate he is made a second Heutenant. If mot successful, he can study for another year and apply. And this can keep on until he fs 27 years old. With the commission he Is entered into aris- tocracy. His pay is §1,400 a year in the in- fantry, unmounted, or $1,500 & year in the cavalry, He is given a house, but he pays all other expenses. He then stands just where he would had he been graduated from West Point, and his promotion will be in routine, either from the usual upward move or deaths or retirements. The examination for a commission from the ranks is very stri His past life, mental, moral and physical deficiencies are sounded and criticised, until one wonders how a man ever passes, Said an army officer to me once, “Why they will find out if you shook your finger at your mother in your cradle, and if you shook it very hard, it indicates a vicious temperament and you are disqualified.” I know a young fellow who was dismissed for unfair work on a race track years be- fore, The fellow had done nothing wrong since, had studied hard and was very much of a soldier. But he was sent back to the ranks and has never been able to rise. One wrong, always wrong to an army board. Each promotion that offers itselt has to be entered by examination. A boy who is ambitious to be very wealthy must not enter the army for that purpose, although there are some rich officers who knew how o invest their money. Living is very rea- sonable and clothes are not expensive. A second lleutenant gets $1.400, a first lieutenant, $1,600; an adjutant, $1,800; quar- termaster, $1,800; captaln, $1,800; major, 2,600; lieutenant colonel, $3,000; colonel, $3,600; brigadier general, §5,600, and a major generl, §7,600, H. H. Bttt That Joyful Feeling. With the exhilarating sense of renewed health and strength and internal cleanliness which follows the use of Syrup of Figs is unknown to the few who have not progressed beyond the old time medicines and the cheap substitutes sometimes offered, but never ac- cepted by the well informed. A Great Opeuning A very peculiar accident happened recently to Eben White, a farmer living about four miles northwest of St. Johms, Mich. He lad been working in the woods and lay down to sleep under a tres, and must have slept with his mouth open. A common mongrel pup and a small boy were his com- panions. While the old man siept the boy and the dog started a chipmunk and pro- cceded to chase it. Thal chipmunk made tracks for safety, and seeing White's open mouth dodged In. It was & new sensatlon to White to have a chipmunk trying to get down his throat alive and he woke up in & hurry. He nearly ehoked to death before he pulled that chipmunk out, and then he killed the little animal and brought it into town to prove the truth of the story hLe tells. A doctor who examined his threat and mouth found It badly Incerated and says he belleves White's story in trye. P v o QUAINT BITS OF CURRENT LIFE. e Drow on the Sultay. A good story 1s told by the New Orleans Pleayune of a certaln St. Louls speculator Who had need of a large sum of money for his operations, and found himselt with & very small balance in the bank. He con« sulted the cashier, a friend of his, as to how he could get over the emergoncy. The cashler suggested that he should draw e somebody not oo near the oity. The operator said that he knew no one that owed him and the cashler Mmsinuated that that would make no difference, if the draft did not return too soon The operator reflected a time and then wrote out a draft on the sultan of Turkey for $10,000 and deposited it In the bank. The draft went to New York and thenep to London, where it came into the hands of the Rothschilds, who forwarded it to Constanti- nople and it was duly presented to th sultan’s chamberlain, who, not knowing any: thing about it, referred it to the sultan. “Who is this man?" asked the sultan. Jaidow't know him,” replied the chambers aln. Do we owe him anything?' asked his highness. “No," repliad the other. “Then do not pay it,” decided the potenate. “But if I might advise,” said the crafty counsellor, “this draft comes through the Rothschilds, with whom we are negotiating a two-million loan. Would it be safe, under the circumstances, to dishonor it?" “‘Pay it," said the sultan, and so the St. Louls speculator was $10,000 richer than h knew, 10 his own great astonishment. RESPECT FOR THE DEAD. He sat in a barroom chair dead, says the Utica Observer. The idlers and the curlous ogled him and asked how he died, but the barkeeper could tell nothing, for the object in the chalr had sat down and dropped asleep. How or when sleep ended and death began none could tell. The transfer was made as quickly as darkness follows light, The undertaker had been sent for and th corpse sitting in the chair had thoe attituds of the rest of the crowd that lazily awalted his coming. During life the man was a mechanic, but poor health had led him to drink, drink robbed him of his little strength and made him unfit for any kind of work. Idleness invited him to saloons, and from one to another he drifted until charitable death took him in. He was peoniless. The undertaker carrled his box in, opened it on the floor, rale'd the man'h head—and stopped. “He's not worth a oent,”” he said In a matter-of-fact tone; “if we bury him wa don’t get any pey. We've done it before in that family. He looked around, but no one volunteered to pay. “It’s business, you know,” said the under- taker again. “‘He's not worth a cent An insurance agent looked in. Sald he: “‘Well, he was not worth a cent as long as he Hved, but that body is good for $2,000 now." “Oh, ho! That's different,” quoth the undertaker, as he placed the body in the box, gently folding the hands and straightens ing the doubled-up limbs with astonishing tenderness, Yes, yes” he repeated, screwing down the 1id; “that's the difference, you know-s that's the difference between the quick and the dead.” DIVORCED THE WRONG WOMAN. A good story is now being told at the ex- pense of a well kpown Loulsville lawyi says the Post of that city. It runs thus Two women applied to the lawyer on the same day. One wanted to be made a femme sole, the other wanted a divorce. By some hocus-pocus sort of a change the names of the women were mixed and the woman who wanted to be empowered to act as a single woman was granted a divorce and vice versa. It happened that the husband of the woman who wanted to be made a femme sole was a drummer, and, In reading the paper from Loutsville while he was in Texas, he saw where his wife had been granted a dlvorce. She knew nothing of the matter until her husband wrote home and wanted to know what was the matter and what he had hc He said Yo that she had gotten a divorce, had transferred all his property to her and did not know how to account for her strafige actions. Then she consulted her lawyer and the apparent mystery was made plajn, She only wanted to be made a femme sole, whereas she had been divorced. Rumor has it that the husband has TR turned from Texas and fully understands t| circumstances in the case, but is afraid visit his own houee until he and his wife are remarried or the judgment of the court is set aside. NAILED THE CENTRAL THOUGHT. Into a Maine village where he had preached when he was a licentiate with more hopes than fame there came a few Sundays an elderly and prosperous doctor of divinity, says the Lewlston Journal. After the morn- ing service an old white-haired man ap- proached the doctor, and, holding out his hand, said: “'Glad to see ye. I want to thank ye for what ye said this morning and to tell yo that ye preached a sermon here years ago I've never forgotten Pleased by such remembrance the doctor grasped the proffered hand heartily and said: "By the way, what wa don’t seem to remember, “Well,” answered the old man, I don't remember the text, nor I don’t remember what you called the subject, but the central thought was that (heology ain't religion; no, not by a d—d sigut!” that sermon? I THE GIRL HAD A SAY. The father was quite anxions for his son to marry and on every occasion he was pleking out what he thought was a suitable one, re. lates the Detroit Tribune. One night at & dinner the old gentleman sat next to a very attractive young woman and on his way home he was loud in her praises, “My boy,” he said, “she's the very girl for you, “‘Not much,” replied the boy, with peculiar emphasls, “‘But T say she is,"" insisted papa. “‘And I say not,"” insisted the son. The father became testy on the subject, “'You're too hard to please. You don't ex- pect a woman to be pertect, do you?' ““No, sir.” “Then why isn’t this one just the girl for you? “‘Because,” replied the young man, with an effort, “she's for some other fellow. She told me 0 last night."” QUESTION OF PRECEDENCE SETTLED, “In an adjoining room,” sald a father, “I hear my two young children, who have just &0t up, discussing carnestly the question who shall get washed firs This may not be a question of high international importance, but it is certainly one of some domestic in- terest. Each claims the right to be washed first, supporting the claim by sundry state- ments as to who was washed first yesterday, and so0 on; but both are willing to submit the case to their mother for arbitration, which they do. Just how she settled it I don’t _know; happlly, however, surely; for now 1 hear them laughing; but with such an arbiter what possible outcome could thera be except peace and quiet and general satis- faction and good humor?" SHAKESPEARE RETIRED, T heard a good story the olher night at the Marlborough on Senator Tabor, says the New York Telegram. The senator bullt a big opera house at Leadville some time ago. He was about when the decorations were being made, and seelng an artist painting a picture on the center of the ceiling ho looked on for o time. At last he Inquired whose face the painter was painting. “Why, Shakespeare, the divine author! answered the painter, “'He never did anything for this town,” re- lied the senator indignantly. Just rub him off and put my pleture {n his place.” This command was obeyed and the face of Senator Tabor now occuples the place of honor in the Leadville opera hous Sertoee— ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorla, “When &he was a Child, sho eried for Castaria, When sho became Miss, she clung to Castoria, Whea slie Lad Children, she gave them Castoly

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