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T L% SITI’—LY SHORT ON PITCHERS Peculiar Fredicament in Which Pap.'s Tean Found Iteelf Yesterday. OLD TRAF TOOK THE LAST GAME EASILY Jamicton Was Weak and Rourke Tried His Mand Long ¥avugh to Secure Success for the Visitors —MeVittie Looks ng for New Talent, Des Molnes, 17; Omaha, 6, Lineoln, 10; 8t. Joseph. 9, aulm-y‘ 17-%; Jacksonville, 7-T. ock Island, 4; Peoria, 1 Kansas City, 15; Sioux City, 7. Detroit, 7; To [ Indiamipolis, 15; Grand Fa Miuneapclis, 17; Milwauke The usual Sunday crowd assembled at the Charles Street park yesterday afternoon to wee the last game of the scason on the Omaha grounds with Willie Traffley’s prohibitionists. Jamleson started in to piteh for the Rourkes, but soon developed that he was about as effective as a 6-year-old boy, and was yanked out and Papa Bill took a turn, Jamie- son taking Fear's place on right in order that he might be called back to the box if Pa falled to turn the trick. This he did in the most picturesque manner, for with the three runs they had off of the big blonde in this inning, prohibitionists made it an even dozen oft of Papa, and Lookabaugh was hunted up, given a uni- form and told to pitch the game out, Rourke going to right and Jamieson to the stable. In the following five innings they only hit Lookabaugh safely seven times, and scored but four more runs, showing that if they had had him in at the beginuing they would have won the same. But the least sald about the contest the better. Tho management found ft- selt in the hole for a pitcher and ‘that s the story in 4 nut- shell. Nelther Abbéy not Whitehili will play Sunday ball. President McVittie, how- ever, is expecting two new men daily, and says he will yet make a big bid for the flag. Today the Rourkes are In L'ncoln, where they will also play Tuesday and Wednesday, Then they go to St. Joe for three games and arrive home again for Sunday and Mon- day with St. Joe, and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, the last games of the season at home, with the Lincoins. Tho score: OMAHA. AB. R. 1B. SH gh.... made the t si Ulrich, 2 Secry, m 1 Langsford, 2 McVey, 1b, 0 Moran, o Hutchison, 0 Fear, 11, 0 Rourke, p &if3 0 Pedroes, If.... & 0 Jamieson, 0 Lookabaugh,p 2 1 6 Totals ... 38 SO DES MOINES. AB. R. 1B. SHL. McVicker, m. § Fisher, 85..... 4 McFariand, 't § Hoftman, 1f.. § 3. 4 MecFadden, Trafliey, c.. Porter, 2b..... 5 Burrls, p.... 5 Totals ... 42 Des Moines .........1 012 Omaha. ... vied 1078 Runs earned: Des Moines, 4; Omaha, 4, Two-base hits: McVey,l; Moran, 2; McFar- land, 1; Holmes, 1; Mc¥adden, %; Burris, 2 Home runs: McVicker. Bases on bal v Jamieson, ; by Rourke, 2; by Looka! h, Bases given for hitting batter: By Jamle. 1. Passed balls: Trafley, 2. pitches: Burris, 4. Siruck oul: Ii; abaugh, 2; by Rourke, 1; by Burris, 3. pire: Haskell. Yuck Won In the Ninth. ST. JOSEPH, Mo., Aug. 2%.—(Special Tele- am to The Fee) With Lincoln two runs 0 the bad in the ninth inning, Speer made & single and Bullivan hit for a home run, tying the score, s of fly balls let everezux and n get on base and the former scored the winning run on Barnes' two-bagger. Up to the ninth the game was brilliantly played. The feature of the game was the heavy batting of Welch, who got in two home runs and a double, being responsible for no less than seven of the runs in the game. Score: 8t. Joseph ....:....1 120210209 Lincoln 1203000400 310 Batteries: Kling and Welch; Johnson and Bpeer. Base Y.ts: St. Joscph, Lincoln, Errors: §t.° Joseph, § 2. Barned runs: St. Jos Two-base hits: Cole, Johnso; right and Barnes. Home runs: Mohler, Johnson, Ebright and Sullivan Struck’ out: By 'Kling, 6; by Johnson, . Buses on balls: By Kling, 5; by Johnson, 4. Hit by pitcher: By Kling, 1; by Johnson, 1. First on errors: St. Joscph, 2; Lincoln, 4. Left on bases: St.” Joseph,' 9;' Lincoln, 11 Double plays: Hollingsworth to Mohler to Marcum. Passed balls: By Welch, 1; by Speer, 2. Time: Two hours and seventeen minutes. Umpire: Cline. Gems and Jax 5plit a Pair, QUINCY, Il, Aug. 26.—(Special Telegram The Bee)-Quincy and Jacksonville yed two games today and divided even. he attendance was 1,600, Quiney won the first game by heavy batting. Score: uiney . e600104150-17 lacksonviile 1021013007 Batteries: McGrevy and Boland; Sayle and Lohbeck. Base hits: Quincy, 16; Jack- sonville, 10. Errors: Quincy, Jackson- wville, 5. Jacksonville won the second game by bunching their hits in the sixth inning. Score: uiney . acksonville ——ctetereae coco | srommoccsn | aesmorcom: Sl mamreenma ©l cocccarse, co®| eemstssmsa Look- Um- Welch, 0002100025 200100600 *7 Donnelly_and Boland; Ca Lohbeck. Base hits: Quincy, ] Jacksonvilie, 7. Errors: Jacksonville, b. Distillers Slipped a Cog, PEORIA, 111, Aug. 26.—Andrews was In form ‘today, and although his support was ragged, he kept the Distillers from Winning, and thus saved first place for the Twins, Score: Peorla ....... 00100000 0-1 Rock Island ...20000 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 0—4 Hits: Peorin, §; Rock Island, 6; Errors: Peoria, 11; Rock Istand, 5. Batte and Armstrong; Andrews and Standing of the Teams. Plaved. Won, Lost. Pr.Ct. 99 54 45 515 46 47 7 bid a8 51 w0 Rock Island Peoria Omaha 8t. Joseph.........l. 99 Lincoln . 58 Jacksonyille Des Moines Quiney . RN LEAGUE GAMES, Sloux City Gilven Another Tasie of Three Stralght at Kansus City, KANSAS CITY, Aug. 26.—The biggest erowd in the history of base ball in Kansas City, numbering by actual count 10,19 per- sons, saw the Dlues take the third succes- sive game from the Sioux City Huskers today. The victory is the eleventh straight for the Blues, and puts them almost on an equality with Bioux City in the pennant race. Score: sas City 03104034015 oux City 00000014 2-7 Hits: Kansas City, 16: Sloux City, 17, Er. rors: Sloux City, ¥ Earned runs: Sioux City, 8. Two Nicholl, 2} Stallings, hits: Manning, 2. Klusman, ¥; Hernon. Three-base Home runs: Niland, Niles. Double plays: Beard to Manning to Klusman; Holohan to Stewart to McCauley. Struck out: By Danlels, 4. Time of game: Two hours and five minutes. Umpire: Sheridan. Batteries: Daniels and Donahue; Cunnigham and Boyle. Swamp Angels Lose at Home, TOLEDO. Aug. %.-Lack of team work rather than poor playing lost the game today for the home club. An unreasonable mob, of “bleacher cranks” swarmed upon the diamond in the last inning, when, with Hatfield was called out for in- was with _ difficuity from attackiog Umpire MeQuaide: Quiet was |, but the Toledos failed 10 tie the score, and the mob started for aide in earuest. The home team ran to his protection and kept the cranks back. but not before several blows were ex- changed. McQuaide recelved one n the tace. While the visiting team was driving down fown stones were thrown at them wnd several small fights resulted. Scor edo ... 46100000 1-8 #roft .00 0061100 -7 Hits: Toledo, 10; Detroit, 9, Errors: To- | Wila | | Gra | all over | Bak ’ Detroit, 4. Barned runs: etroit, 2. Two-base hits: Niland. Thre hits’ “Hughey, Double plays: Ra 1 to Dooley; York to Dooley; Niland t Struck out: Fy Hughey, o b Time: Two hours, Ump ri: Me- Ratteries: Hughey and MeFar- ayle and Jantzen. Hooslers Climbing One More. GRAND RAPIDS, Aug. 2.-The home team gave Phillips quite a drubbing in the irst_half of the game, but after the ffth he settled down could mot hit him, while Pa A and_the vis- itors won out, ng two of the three games here. Se nd Rapids......2 0 0 87000 0-12 Indianupolis (1402013415 Hits: Grand Rapids, 18; Indianapolis, 19, Fore and Rapids, Indianapolie, 3 Earned runs: Grand R: Indianapdis, 0 Tw hits: Caruthers, Ca Cal lopy, Bagan, Henry, Motz, Shields, Three- base hits: McCarthy, Murphy. Home runs: Sples, Carrol, Wheelock, ¥ Roat, Phillips. Struck out: Bagan, Parker, Phill plays: Kagan to Whe ) Motz. Time: Two Batteries: Killen, and Gray. Toledo, ho Jar Parker and Sples; Philiips Brewers Beaten Easily, MINNEAPOLIS, Aug. 20.--Minneapolis won today’s game easily by batting Rtetiger the field. Score: Minneapolls ........2 0 2303 412 Milwaukee 00020102 Hits: Min 2; Milwaukee Errors: M 4 Milwauked farned runs apolis, §; Milwauke “ rns, Crook hits: Double play man to Carr Tartar; Crooks to Hulen to We 0 Hulen to Crooks. Struck ov ger, 3. Time: Two_ hours and minutes, Umpire: McDonald, Burreil; Rettger, Klopl to fen; Burn: v Rett- fifty-fiv Batterie and Bolan and Johnson. Standing of the Teams, Played. Won. Lost. Pr.Ct. Sioux City ......... Kansas City Minneapolls Toledo .. Indianapol (s and R Detrofe .. Milwaukee CLEVE races at sterday LAND, Aug. 2.--In the Newberg track in this city world's records in class A were 3 ly. In the ten-mile 1d's record in class A * everything over four miles was broken, was “the best half mile record for 16- ar-oll boys. Results: Ten mile, open, scratch: Percy Patterson, Detroit, won; O. P. Bernhart, Toledo, sec- ond. The time by miles is as follows: First, 2:22'4-5; second, 4:53; third, fourth, 9:52 sixth, 14 enth, 1 19 ninth, tenth, the bicyele 10 eighth, F rr of Cleve the mile for boys of 16 years, and made the half in’1 nd rode to b He was paced i-5. The record \e other races were purely though the time was good, a remarkably fast one. airs, The track w Vinton Streots The Vinton Streets first Str played a very interesting game of bull yesterday, the Vintons win- ning the game in the last inning on 1. Schultz's two-base hit and Caey’s home run. Score Vinton Streets ....0 0 0 0 0 1 2 2 2— Twenty-first Sts...2 0 0 0 2 0 2 0 0— Batteries: Vint v and Farrell; T st Street and _ Sanders 10; Twenty-first Streets, 1. Vintons, B; Twenty-first Streets, 7. play: Beil o A, Miller to J. Miller. . C. Schultz. a Nice Game. and the Twenty- Wanted—A Game. The Steele Bros. Base Ball Ohfowa challetige any amateur club of base ba' club in the state to play a match game of | ball for $109 a side on the Excter grounds. Che club pting this ch nge must be one that has played all their men together prior to this date. A forfeit of $25 i8 now in the Eberstein of Exeter and the draft for a like deposit first modated with a g C.eB. er Ohiowa Base Ball club. will be Stover, ma Exeter Waxes triend BXETER, Neb.,, Aug. 26.—(Special to The Bee)—Exeter put it all over Friend in a game of ball here yesterday, the score standing 16 to 3 In favor of Exeter. A large c on the grounds to see the The batterles were: Ragan and for Exeter; Hammon and Dinnle irve : nd. Umpire: Ed Flyna from Friend, for Iri d Record Badly Hroken. William Gardiner of nen today in the an- nual race of the club lowered the world's record for the ten-mile road race to 26 The previous record was 27:17 4-5. Seve other riders also beat the lat ime. Ten-Nile Ko CHICAGO, Aug. 2 the Columbian wheel Dubuque it DUBUQUE, Ia, Aug. 26.—The Dubuque Cyclone club, an organization of sporting men, authorized the statement that they will put up $30,000 to have the Corbett- Jackson fight here, and that offer will be made to the pugillsts, Hosmer Defeats Plaiste POINT OF PINES, Aug. 2.—The single here yesterday afternoon between Hosmer of Boston and Fred alsted of Maine for a purse of $1,600 was won by Hosmer by six lengths, SOUTHAMPTON, 26.~-Howard Gould arvived here this afternoon and in- spected Vigilant. The contest for the Cape May cup wiil be her last. Was Sluply # Fake. DUBUQUE, Ia., Aug. 2%.—(Special Tele- gram to The Bee)—The Dubuque Cyclone club’s offer of $30,000 for the Corbett-Jack- son fight is imaginary Andre Win« n Roud Race. PARIS, Aug. 2%.—Adnre of Vervies, Bel- glum, finlshed first in the bicyele race from this city to Dinant, Belgium, Walter was second. Clinton Won at the Rap'ds. CEDAR RAPIDS, Ia, Aug. 20.—(Special Telegram to The Bee)—Hasc ball here today: Clinton, 7; Cedar Rapids, 3. pE el THE HUMAN CALLIOPE. An Olio River Boy's Kemarkable Musical Talent At Pomeroy, 0., when one sits on sum- mer evenings, perchance in front of one of the leading hostelries, he commands a sweeping view of the Ohio river, both up and down stream. Often strangers enjoying the charms of the situation are surprised to hear the staccato notes, apparently of a steam calliope on some distant packet. They learn, however, that the calliope’s motes are those of & human voice, two miles down the river. John J. Curtis has won the local sobriquet of the “human calliope.” He s about 18 years of age, and a very manly looking youth, of great breadth of shoulders and ca- pacity of lung. Down at the factory of evenings he is wont to give strange vocal exhibitions to liis fellows and the neighbor- i1 5 country at large. Mounted on a pile of pig Ilron, he braces himself, takes a long breath, and then from an oval-shaped mouth emits, without any apparent effort, tones that for strength and far-reaching quality his auditors declare they have never heard the equal. On clear nights this voice can be heard for over two miles. With a ready ear for music young Curtls “plays” or rather shouts, many of the popular airs of the day, and is looked upon as a great cele- brity in his section, —— The First Sympathetic Strike. In a sermon recently the Rev. William E. Barton of Boston sald that a sympathetic strike reminded him of the old woman who was unable to persuade her pig to jump over the stile. S0 she commanded the dog to bite the pig. When the dog refused she commanded the stick to beat the dog. Then, as refusal followed refusal, she ordered the fire to burn the stick, and the water to quench the fics, and the ox to drink the water, and (%o butcher to kill tbe ox, and’ the rope to hang the butcher, and the rat to gnaw the rope, and the cat' to catch the rat. Here, by reason of the old-time animosity of the cal against the rat, she succeeded. The cat began to catch the rat, and the rat to save its life began to gnaw the rope, and the rope to es- cape destruction began to hang the butcher, and the buicher to save his neck began to kill the ox, and the ox began to drink the water, and the water to qench the fire, and the fire to burn the stick, and the stick to beat the dog. Thereupon the dog proceeded to bite the pig, and the plg jumped over the stile. and the old woman went on her way rejoicing. That was the first sympathetic strike on record, 00D "AY AND LITTLE WORK Duties and Compensition of Obaplai the Army ard Navy. EASY LIFE POSITIONS ON LAND AND SEA Snap Mach Sought For and Liber- ally Rewarded—-No Heresy Trinls Nor Captions Criticlsms by Deacons— Teaching and Preac Congressman Springer has found an easy berth for Lis son in an army chaplaincy. There Is as much pressure for places of this sort as for any of the minor offices in the gift of the president. Great numbers of cler- gymen, says the Washington correspondent of the Globe-Democrat, are always anxious to get an opportunity to serve Uncle Sam pro- fessionally. To that end some of them give up rich and prospering parishes, though why Is o mystery. Apparently the almost uni- versal appetite for place-hunting selzes them. The United States army has thirty-four chaplains, stationed at forts all over the country even of them are Baptists, nine Eplscopalians, eleven are Methodists, two are Presbyterians, one i& a Congrega- tionalist, one is a Lutheran, one is a Chris- tian, and two are Catholic priests, The Question of denomination cuts no figure in this branch of the service. Appointments are always made by favor and Without any regard whatever for the religious demands of soldiers and officers. Four of the chap- lains referred to are regimental chapiains, attached to the four colored regiments, two of infantry and two of cavalry. Three of thes: men are negroes, The pay of a newly commissioned army chaplain is $1,350 a year, to which 10 per cent is added for each five years of service. He has always the relative rank of o cap- tain of infantry. After retirement he ro- celves three-fourths of the pay of that rank, No age limit restricts appointment A clergyman may enter the service at the age of 63 years dnd 11 months, retiring a few later with the rank and pay of a cap- tain. It will be scen that a chaplain fs actually much better off than a line officer, inasmuch as he does not have to go through long years of service for slow promotion Like a captain, he is entitled to commodi- OUS quarters at government expense, com- prising five rooms, NOT OBLIGED TO FIGHT. A chaplain In the army is not obliged to fight under any circumstances. He has no arms. His uniform is a plain black frock coat buttoned to the neck with mine black buttons. It is prescribed that the buttons shall be in front; to button the garment up behind would not be consistent with the rogulations. This, with a black hat, serves for both undress ‘and full dress. The ehap- lain has charge of religious matters in gen- eral at the post where he Is stationed. - Ho enters in a book all marriages, baptisms and funerals at which he officlates. This book Is a part of the records of the post and is regularly inspected. In addition he superintends the instruction of enlisted men and children at the post. He Is a school teacher as well as a clergyman. It fs quite as likely as not that the re- liglous views of the army people at the post will not colncide with those of the chaplain in matters of detail governed by sectarian prejudice. His assignment to duty has no reference to that consideration. At a post where Presbyterian sentiment prevails. a Catholic priest may be on duty. However nobody who does not wish to do 5o is obliged to attend divine service. Even the com- mon soldiers and sailors of the United States can not be subjected to compulsion in this regard. Before the war pious commanding officers at certain forts compelled all non- church going soldiers to spend an hour or more every Sunday in listening o the read- ing of the regulations and articles of war. This was in effect a punishment, and it has been done away with. Similarly, Ad- miral Godon used to force saflors who did not attend divine service to toe a plank for awhile. An act of congress passed In 183§ created the office of “post chaplain and schoolmas- ter.” The appointee was neither enlisted nor commissioned, The pay attached fo the position was raised from time to time until it reached $100 a month, to which rations were added, In 1867 congress made the chaplains commissioned officers, and gave them relative rank as captains. They are obliged to pass only a physical examina- tion, but it is required that they shall be regularly ordained clergymen in good staud- ing in their denominations. Young W. R, Springer, the congressman's son, was or- ained ns a Methodist minister two months ago. He Is 25 years old. For some time past he has been clerk of his father's com- mittee on banking and currency fin the house at $6 a day. THE NAVY PARSON'S SNAP. An appolntment as chaplain in the United States navy is even more desirable than in the army.” Ia is likewise a life position. equally a’ sinccure, and much better pald. The naval clergyman during his first five vears of service gets $2,500 per annum while at sea, §2,000 on shore duty, and $1,600 on leave. " Affer five years he reccives 32,800 at sea, 32,300 ashore, and $1,900 on leave. There s no further advance of salary, On being retired he draws for the rest of his lite 75 per cent of his sea pay of $2,800 a year. It will easily be seen that these Dlaces are among the most desirable in the Bift of the government. There are twenty chaplains in the navy now. According to law, the four olde.. in the service have rela- tive rank as captains, the next seven rank a8 commanders, the next seven as lieuten- ant commanders or lieutenants, while the rest have no rank. The duties of a chaplain at sea are by no means arduous, He must perform divine service on the ship at such times as the captain may prescribe; also, he may be de- talled to duty on board of a vessel which has no regular chaplain, or at a naval hos- pital or shore station. He is permitted to conduct services according to the methods recognized as proper by the church. At the same time, he must afford all facilities to other clergymen who may be allowed by the captain to visit the ship for the purpose of preaching or giving religious instruction. It a Hebiew rabbi comes aboard with that ob- ject in view, he must be weleomed. The chaplain may fom Sunday school classes on board ship, w.th the captain’s ap- proval. He must not push his religious in- struction where it is not wanted, but he may proselytize privately as much as he likes, He is required to visit the sick frequently. Under the direction of the commanding officer he supervises the teaching of boys and such of the sailor men as desire to learn reading, wri'ing, arithmetic and geography. He must report 1o the captain at the end of each week what has been taught and the progress made by each pupll. On shore stations he has_ often nothing to do. Rev. Mr, Henry B. Hibben, lately deceased, was on duty for a long time at (he Washington navy yard. Having nothing else to occupy himself with, he was Instructed by the commandant to write a history of the yard. The volume, which contains much interesting matter, wili soon be published by congress. Every man on board of a modern war ship Is supposed to be & fighter. The naval chap- lain might be called upon by the commanding officer to pass ammunition or even to help in Nandiing a gun. However, his duty would ordinarily be to aid the wounded. While performing divine service he wears the vest- ments of his church. At other times he is clad in a uniform of black with shoulder straps having crosses as part of their design There are two Catholic priests in the navy The sallors are largely Catholic, many of them being Irish, French and Itallans. But 10 attention whatever is paid Lo such matters i the appointment of chaplains or their as- signments to duty. 1t is required that a can- didate for one of these positions shall not be under 21 years of age or over 35. The ex- amination fs physical only. A MESSMATE NOT ALWAYS WELCOME. A chaplain on board ship takes his meals with the ward room mess. He may say grace before meat, if the officer who hap- pens to be caterer does not object, It is unfortunately a fact that chaplains as & rule are not very popular In the navy. It is casily understood that a clergyman finds himself In rather an anomslous position among a lot of young officers in the ward room. Some of them are apt to be more or less ribald, and there is much of the merri- ment in which a ministyr of the gospel can- not well join. On the other hand, to sit apart and look soléfiy is not desirable. A chaplain bas been kwowh to spoil all the tun of a mees, objecting to smoking, and so causing the withdeawsl of that privilege from the ward room, by the captain. On the other hand, theresare good fellows in this branch of the' seryice who take things as they find them, and’take as Jarge a part 1. amusements on.boatd and ashore as |s Pignitted to them By the cloth they wear. he percentage of Catholles among sallors in the United States navy Is growing rap- idly less on account of this policy which now prevalls of enlisting Americans in preference to forefgners. A visitor on one of our war ships is astonished to hear strange languages spoken by a majority of the blue jackets on board. Down at Old Point Comfort the other day one Norwégian seaman belonging to the Miantonomoh was heard to remark to one of his mates: “I saw him yump Yasus, what a yump!” Orthodoxy cuts no laincy business. No or army has ever been tried for heresy There would seem to be no kood reason why women should not serve capably as army chaplains, but they are not possible In_the na No woman s allowed on board of a sea-going ship of war, except as a visitor. When Farragut visited Europe on the Wabash after the close of the rebellion, he could not take Mrs. Farragui with him She was obliged to cross the ocean on a mail steamer, A chaplain may be army or navy like any the president of the United State ever, can not deprive him of his commis slon without a court-martial. As might be imagined, Uncle m's chaplains have rarely got into trouble, One of them was permitted to resign a few years ago on ac- count of immorality, which™ the ecretary of war thought it undesirable to advertise by holding an open court and publishing the facts in general orders for the edification of the entire service. CHAPLAINS OF CONGRESS. Congress employs two chaplains. Each of them receives $900 a year, which is fairly good pay for a short daily prayer during e sions. The chaplain of the house of repre- sentatives is Edward B. Bagby. His pre- decessor in that position, William H. Mil- burn, 1s now chaplain of the senate. He is blind. Rev. Mr. Milburn may be considered the most distinguished chaplain in the gov- ernment service. He s certainly the most famous, Though fhe place of chaplain of the house is in politics, he kept it through changes of control in that body, partly on a count of sympathy with his physical affliction. Objection was sometimes made to his minis- tra'fon on the ground that his prayers occa- sionally had a political basis, which was con- sidered hardly fair. tepresentatives and senators in congress who are clergymen are invited now and then to offer prayer, relleving the regular chap- lain of that duty. Senator Kyle and Dr. Everett are examples, Any clerical relative of a senator or representative who may hap pen to be in Washington at any time is apt 10 be invited to officiate, as a matter of com- pliment. The father of Mr. Dolliver did so only recently. 1t has been frequen‘ly proposed that chap- lains in the army and navy should be done away with. It is charged that they are of no practical use and that their places are sine- cures which would be best abolished. How- ever, the weight of public opinion seems’ to incline to the conclusion that the twin serv- ices are rather godless any way, and are none the worse for a little religious super- vision, into the yolly boat figure chaplain In the chap- in the navy digmissed fro other officer. —_—— CAPITOL CRANKS. Queer Geniuses that Loiter in the Corridor of the Big, ilding. There is a certaln gpscies of mankind in Washington, says ihe Post, that is as closely intertwined with the doings at the capitol as certain creepers with the forest oak. They thrive o.'v in the atmosphere of the big building; tiey are found nowhere else. - No- body knows 1 uw they cke out an existence, and. nobody pi:rtifularly cares. — They are there day in and day,out, oscillatng betwe>n the house and senate doors like a shuttle- cock. E The typical genlus of the corrider, the walter at the lobby doors, supports gravely the dignity of a departed gentility, wears a well brushed coat, white vest and sometimes natty overgaiters that bear a remote re- semblance in color to his faded trousers, and cover a pair of polished shoes. His whole bearing is one of elegant neglect, a semi-artistic or literary air, marked by the luster of his intelligent eyes, the confusion of his hair, the delicacy of his hands, the care- less tying of his cravat. He talks entranc- ingly, with a dash of levity, of cynicism, in his conversation. One is never sure whether he Is serious or quizzing. Evidently he Is a man who was patted cn the back In his youth with a prediction, and was side- tracked somewhere In the mighty steeple- chase, and has never becn able to get right. His levity sounds like the mockery of shat- tered hopes. Pride delers him from ac- knowledging his own mistakes, The whole ruck of humanity has tramped past him and left him standing by the wayside In cynical solitude, & miserable jester casting his jibes after the rushing multitude. He thinks he Is a great man unrecognized, unappreciated. Some day, he fancics, for- tune will hand him over an opportunity on a silver plate and send him speeding to his goal with a benevolent slap on the back. Then, he thinks, he will ghow the world what'a mistake it has made in not drawing him out of his obscurity long ago. If you talk with him five minutes you de- tect the crank that moves the machinery of his existence. His mind is a beehive of fantastic visions, of startling, Kaleidoscopic enterprises and misdirected aims, He is simply a large plcture book for juveniles done in cardinal colors, A HE SAW A GHOST. Looked Like One to the Enginecer and He Stopped the Traln. Mapleton, on the sea beach road to Coney Island, N. Y., has @ ghost. The ghost was first noticed by a train load of excursion- ists returning at midnight on Thursday after a day's follity at Coney Island. The train had just reached the spot where Miss Baring committed sulcide on Monday morning when the spirit appeared. Superintendent Laske of the Sea Beach road, who was riding in the cab of the engine, first noticed it. He called Engineer Mallon’s attention to it, and the train was quickly brought to a standstill In the language of Superintendent Laske, “it was tall and shadowy like. It had the ap- pearance of = substance gradually melting into a filmy white fothing, and seemed to be covered with a long white filmy veil. Two seconds after T saw it,” sald Mr. Laske, “it began moving over toward the railroad track. It moved slowly,-waving its long, draped arms. 1 could sgay distinctly, as we ap- proached near, that {f motioned to us, ges- ticulating as one would do trying to stop a train. Engineer Mallen then saw it. He be- gan to blow his whistle with a succession of sharp toots and put en brakes. The thing did not get out f the way, though it was careful to avoid fhe Feadlight, and the train was brought to”a “standstill. Just as the train stopped the thing glided off the track and skimmed along toward the woods, all the time gesticulating as If motioning some oue to follow.” His Theosy Ilustrated. * Washington StaF¥1#‘And you would pre- fer to have me yisit, you less frequently, he said. & “Yes,” she answered. ‘“‘Father objects to my recelving so mueh company.” ‘And you won't_ wear my engagement ring?" “No. Father objects to my presents from young men." “And you ¢ecline to meet me occasionally at the front gate?" “Yes. Father has just purchased a bull dog. you know.” His face took om & shadow of deep an- noyance. “It is as T feared,” he muttered. “The covntry 18 going all Wrong through too much paternalism.” —r————— How Jollyt Eh! who said that? The answer is prompt as the question from the dear chap- pie who has checkmated the rheumatism with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, unequalled s well for dyspepsia, lver complaint, indc- tivity of the bowels or kidneys, aervousness, lack of vitality, appetite or slecp. Use the great tonie and you will be ultimately bappy it pow aMicted, recelving [CIVES UNIVERSAL RELIEF Pemoval of the Tariff Obstacle from the Path of .nd strial P.oress, REVIVAL ON A BROAD AND STA'LE BASIS found and Wil Now Supp! Uncertainty ifteen Healthy Condition of Affairs nt the Doubt and of the Last Mouths. NEW YORK, Aug. 26 ~Henry Clews, head of the banking house of Henry Clews & Co., writes of the situation in Wall street: “The past week has afforded a fair speci- men of the sort of effects the end of tarift suspense has in store for Wall street. The feeling 1s that of universal relief from a universal obstruction. The way has been | opened to a resumption of trade and ent prise in every direction, and in all int there is a disposition to resume operations n something approaching a normal scale There are no longer any great fears, nor any reasons for timidity, overhanging the ma In every branch of trade stocks of merchandis in a starved conditic and the rea ave for fifte months caus irsue a policy ¢ hand-to-m appearing. As rule, prices of merchandise are unprece- tly' low, S0 that if the purchasing abil- ity of consumers has been lessened, that difficulty js oifset by n proportionate re- duction” in the costs of Iiving and in the amount of outjays at large. Credits, as a rule, are In a sound and wholesome ‘condi- tion, so that rehiant who desives to enlarge his nd extend his trade can have the n acilities, and at ex- ceptionally low rates of int “These conditions certain| for a sound and health There is in the intri ate of affalr little to suggest misgivings ) the future; there is on the contrary, much caleulated to establish confidence in a continuous, steady, stable and ronservative course of trade. ' The country has learned some seri- ous lessons, and therefore fs disposed to b sober, but it is also very hungry for more trade and better profits, and is thereforc disposed to turn to active account every chance for improving both. For the last four years the perceplion of a coming ange in our tariff policy has had a more pressing effvet upon enterpri erally supposed, and the fact that ange has come it last, with little pro ng much disturbed for £om e Drepares the way for maiy long postponed undertakings, The fact o the common cheapness of miteri nd of the quite general reduction of wages he very direct tendency to invite revival in cerfain important branches of trade, es- peclally those connected with building. machine plant, public improvements and raflroads, * How far the reduced scale of prices and the exemption of raw materials from duty nzy enable us to increase our export trade remains to be in the meantime, however, it is a hopefully signifi- cant fact that last yea reduction in values was attended by an increase in our f $38,000,000, as compared with the ests de the basis £ business The recovery that now seems to be set ting In is something broader than a reyival from the effects of last year's panic. That crisis, though immediately incident to the great silver fright, embraced also the effects of the deeper derangements that set in with the great Darings suspension, and of which that fallure was but a symptom. T rangements were largely in the nature of over-production, over-spec ing, and were world wide and their effects still c sistent depression of t pean natiol If the recovery from these four years of reaction first makes its ap- pearance in the United States, it Is nothing more than might be expected from the greater resiliency of our resources, and from the fact thatswe have been less in- timately connccted with the disturbing causes than have other countrics, It is rea- sonable to hope, however, that recovery on this side the Atiantic will tend to stimulate improvement on the other side; and thus it may quite possibly happen that the foreign markets, both commercial and financial, will respond to the improving tendency in our own. "“The foregoing are the sort of conditions und prospects that are looming up to the vision of Wall street observers, and it can- not be questioned that they are producing a very decided impression’ upen (he con- fidence and expectations of investors and speculative operators. he ‘bears’ have retired into their lairs, and buying has ex- tended boyond he indust fal stocks to which it has been so largely confined, and has ¥ come general on the railroad list. From the number of new buyers that are appear- ing it seems likely that the recovery may run into a bie and sustained ad- vance in pr beyond that which has been already is a large amount of idle funds und in all rections, for which th s have not yet found permanent sour of employment, and this capital i now coming into thé market for transient investment in secur- ities which are considered good for a rise, This is a solid source of support for the new tendencv; and it seems likely to be continued for ‘some time, the more so be- cause the interest obtainable in other ways still_continues unsatisfactory. Under these circumstances, we cannot lesitate to com- mend the market to our friends as one fa- vorable for-buying on all pronounced reac- in y ntinue in the pe: wle in every Euro LONDON MONEY MARKET. Awerican Railway Securities Strong at Slightly Advanced Prices. LONDON, Aug. 26.—The fact that the stock of gold and the reserve again touched record figures in the returns of the Bank of England’ counteracted the tendency to firmness in the money market exhibited last week and the rates are made at their lowest oint. The silver market fluctuated accord- ngly, as it was thought tlie chances of war in the east would create a demand. Amer- fcan holders took full advantage this speculative rise. The Stock exchange ma ket continued strong, considering the business of the holidiy season. The strength of American rallway securities helped to Support the other speculative markets. The bad weather affected home railway secur- ities less than might have been expected, while prices in all the other departments reached a higher level with a likelihood of steady improvement. German consols were In great request for investment. There were sharp changes in Mexicans, which, after touching 65, were freely offered from Germany on rumors of @& contem- plated reduction in the interests. With the exception of Lake Shore, which advanced 6 per cent, the rise in American secuil.fes was 1css marked th n it ‘was last week, owing to considerable realizations. Milwaukee rose 1%, and North- ern Pacific and Reading 1 each. The other changes were fractional. Grand Trunk of Canada was firm, but Canadian Pacific was down 1%, WHEAT ADVA SLIGHTLY, Slight Shortage in Offerings Causes n Stiffening in Valurs. LONDON, Aug. 26.—The weather has been excessively wet and has done damage to the crops, but it has had but a small effect on the market. Wheat during the past week has been firm, especially white, which was 34 _dearer, owing to the small number of offerings. Red wheat was in demand for France, but United Kingdom buyers were reserved, owing to full supplies in prospect The parcel business was quiet and spot wa. dull. Red winter parcel, prompt deliver new crop, was quoted At 208 6d. Flour was dull; sellers were plentiful; buyers were scarce. Maize was firm and slow. The prospects of a short crop has little effect at | present. American maize was not offered. Barley was steady and slow, with a full ipply. Oats were freely offered, but found ow sale. - WORLL'S CEREAL YIELD, Estimate of the Condition of Grain In the Various Countries of the World, VIENNA, Aug. 2.—The international grain and seed market will open here to- morrow. Kstimates of European crops, ompared with those of 1893, will be gi as follows: Austria, wheat 100; rye, barley, 98; oats, 96. Hungary, wheat, rye, 96; barley, 94; oats, 8§ wheat, 107; rye, 9; barley, i07; oats, France, ‘wheat, 100 rye, 185 barley, oats, 115 Great Britain, wheat, 107; rye, none; barley, 100; oats, 105. Rusfia, whea 82; rye, barley, 97; oats, 8. Moldavia, wheat, ' 87;' rye, '9; barley, %0; oats, % Wallachia, wheat, 67; rye, 6; barley, 40; oats, 80. The Indian' wheat crop is esti- mated at 6,920,000 tons. The American wheat crop is placed af 390,000,000 bushels, and corn at 1,600,000,000 bushels. Ol Mark OIL CITY, Pa. Au certificates opened sl B0 B0 closed, 80%; 9,753 bbia PITTSBURG, Aug. 2. —National certificates opened t 30%; closed, 80%; 80%; lowest, $0%; no sal i Thought His Friend Was a Wild Cat. HOT SPRINGS, 8. D., Aug. 26.—(Special 26.—National Transit highest, $0%; lowest, shipments, §,%3 bbls.; runs. Transit hlghest, | @s he shook was aceldently shot through the body and instantly killed by Rllis Cornett while hunts ing three miles south of town today. He WAS WOoving around the bushes and was mis- taken by his companion for a wild et Hoflus was single, 35 years of age and has lived here about fiv ars. The coroner's Jury exonerated Cornett from all blame, - - TROTTING HORSE TALK. Dirby day at Is getting o b day with the apolis ,Saginaw, the harness race meetings quite as popular as a derby bang-tailed jumpers. Minfe- Buffalo and Detroit have had derby days this scason, and the North. western Dreeders sociation meeting at Washington park, Chicago, was opentd with a two-mile derby dash race for trotters. This race was for the 2:25 class” horses and the purse was $2,000. The pul pinned its faith and big greenbacks on Billy F, but, as in many former cases, their judgment was not good, for the race was won by onette, bk, 1 by Monon, dam Doska, by Woodford Mahbrino. The time for the two miles was 1 . the first Lelng trav 2:24 and the second in 2:21. It w race clear around the track both tin for a mile and a half it looked as if Dan Mack was going to win, but he was drivin out of wind and { nd had hard worl: to land in fifth place hese derbys bring out the bot- tom of any horse, and a derby for the faster class hor might brin out a revulsio } in favor the long-winded horses against | the swift steppers of a single mile. The long-winded rses are certainly the most preferable for general utility. That horse Pamlico, who stands as the only horse which has beaten Azote this season, has auite a record on the turf and is one of the most valuable of the campai He cam right out of the stud in June, this year, and beat such speedy nags as Lord Clinton and Ryland T, and since then has been carrying oft good money In all events in which he has been nominated. Pamlico was bred by €. D. Westcott of Fair Haven, Vt., and foiled in 1885. He was gol by Meander (2:26%), whose sire was Belmont, by Alex- ander's Abdallah, and whose dam was Mi nerva (dam of Nugget, 2:26%), by Pilot, jr The dam of Pamlico was Birthday, by Daniel Lambert, ond dam (the dam of Belle Franklin, 2:2814), by Blackstone, son of Rysdyk's Hambletonian. In January, 1587, Pamlfco, then a 2.year-old, wi chased by W. P. Batehelder of Raleigh C., for $500, In 1890, when b years old, arted in twelye rac )t first money in seven, second in three, and third in two. His winnin stakes and purs:s thal season agarej $8,850, and he went into winter qu with a reeord of 2:1 During the se of 1891-02 Pamlico was kept for stock pur- poses and did not start In any races. In the pring of 1593 Mr. ‘Batchelder sold a_half interest in him for something like $8,000 cash to Mr. Spurr of Lexinglon, Ky., where tie horse made a season in the stud, after which he was campaigned. He was started that season in thirteea races; won fi-st money in cight, second in one, third in two, fourth in one, and failed to get any part of the money in one. e Dircctum was driven a Thursday afternoon at Chi fitting this great horse for the life at Mystic park, when he Arfon, Kremelin, Nclson and Moguette in the great $15,000 stake race next month. Directum and Alix now have the same record, 2:05%. in 2:08% Hicke race of his 118 against on . by Mikegan, a 4-year- s pacing race at Lan- and traveled the fast ering the track record [ 2:11%, made by Rowdy Joe. Frank Again is thought to be a very promising colt, and the northerners think he will be one of the record breakers next year. Hal Braden, the pride of the Village Farm stables, had his colors lowered by the Mis- souri horse, John R. Gentry, in Chicago on Thursday afternoon in a lively fight in the 2:08 class pace. Online and Reflector were in this race, but tley finished third and fourth, respectively. Hal Draden went to the post a hot favorite and no one imagined for a moment that he would be beaten, but Gentry captured the first two heats in 2:0714 cach, in game finishes, while Online and Re- flector alternated positions for third plac In the final heat Gentry captured the purse in 2:08% and Online manzged to wrest third money from Reflector. Hal Braden was sn casy second In all three heats, but the first W0 heats took all his strength and he could net finish strong. Frank Again o, b. g won the 2:11 c sing on Thursday heat in 2:1014, low e Robert J took the wind out of Joe Patch- en's sails in their $5,000 match race at Washington park Friday afteinoon, and for the first time the big pacer was unqualifiedly beaten to a standstill and could not make a good pace maker for Robert in the suc- cecding heats. It was a race and the three paced in the average time of fastest consecutive- heats ever any track. These horses have been rivals all this year and both have been locked upon as horses able to break Mascot's record of 2:04 before the close of this season. The owners of these horses have striven to beat each other, and finally they agreed to 2 matched race between the animals for $2,500 a side. The horses were in fine fix for fast driving and when their drivers got the word both animals seemed to realize the importance of winning. Like two well ad- justed machines the speedy sidewheelers set off at a tremendous stride and went to the half, neck ¢nd neck, in 1:02. The crowd thought that the world's record would be smashed as the animals passed the three- querters post in a 2:03 gait, but the pace had been too rapid for Joe Patchen and as he slowed up it was seen that Robert J as good as had the race won. The first heat was recorded in 2:05, and Robert went under the wire under a strong pull. The other two heats were paced in 2:06% each, making the time for the three miles 6:18. As Robert J never was crowded in this race, horsemen are beginning to inquire how fast he really can go a mile. Those who witnessed him beat Joe Patchen predict that he will beat 2:04 before the close of the season, e -— NO TIME BUT TO EAT. Ioformation from the Hotel Clerk Stag- gers the Arkansan: A tall, grizzly man, wearing a broad- brimmed slouch hai of a muddy yellow color, and big, wide breeches tucked in the high tops of his massive boots, tramped across the tiled floor of the Laclede rotunda and stopped before the narble-topped counter, from behind which Colonel Tom Pritchard gave a cheery greeling, says the St. Louls Republic. The tall, grizzly man sald he was from Red Dog, Ark., and he looked like it when, with his son, he arrived at the Laclede. “Me an’ Bill §ist com s mornin' with a cyar of hawgs, an' we 'lowed we'd come in frum the stock yards t'other side the river and see the sights,” said the tall, grizzly man hands with Colonel Pritchard, “Whut's the cheapest room ye c'n glve—jist like ye have yerse't is good enough fer us tu, Eb, Bill? Bill nodded his head with pantomimlc ap- proval and Colonel Pritchard gave the fn- formation that the clieapest room he had for two was $5 a day. “By gee! That's mighty steep!” remarked the tall, grizzly man. “Th' tavern down ut Red Dog on'y charges $1 a day. But I reckon, bein' as we're hyar, we'll go th' whole hawg. Eh, Bili?” Bill's head nodded agin with assent and the old man Pritchard: “What time is meals ready?" “Dreakfast from 7 to 10 a. m., dinner from 30 to 2 p. m. and supper from 6 to 9 p. m.,” replied Colonel Pritchard. The old man was as silent as a ghost for about a minute and then he exclaimed: “Gosh a'mighty, Bill, we can't see any sights! We won't have no time to do nuthin’ but eat!” bl s A Fubl, Detrolt Tribune: Once upon a time an Ass donned a lion's skin and brayed with as close a simulation of & roar as he could com- mand. The multitude was on to him and gave him the laugh. But the Four Hundred were impressed and deferred to him. ma,” the latter cried. expostulated the multitude, antmal (s not a lion,” “He 1s good enough llon for us, the Four Hundred. Thus arose the genus known as the Soclal the in pantomimic agked Colonel “that rejoined Telegram to The Bee)—Willlam C. Hoflus Lion, | | | | | | IRRIGATING ~ ARID LANDS Wyoming in Condition to Immediately Take Acvantage of the Government Pount;. PLENTY OF WATER FOR THE PURPOSE to Complety Howes for usand for the Work Wity Two Handred People—No Chanece ulatars. CHEYENNE, Wyo, Aug ul to The )-Benator Joseph M. Carey 1s home from Washington and will not return o the national capital until the next ses- slon of cong nvenes, The senator Is enjoying good health and readily consented o discuss the ixlation of the present con He sald that there would be no more legislation this session, excepting ;u the way of correcting errors in the tarift b 11 Serator ‘arey 1s much gratified that he has N able to get 0 much legisiation favor- able to Wyoming through « agress at this session. € conslders his greatest achieve~ ment 18 the passage of the law granting ta the arid states, certain provisions, L000,000 acres of land. Much good will to Wyoming from this legislation, “Wyomin already has a constitutional I‘Vi:4~w m au II‘T” ng the legislature to acs cept any a ands that Ay be donated to the state b, the government for (I\(E purpose of - reclamation and settlement, This,” sall the senator, ‘‘gives Wyomin an advantage over other western states ull:i v shape to take advantage of the n as the regulations for the are made by the Interior depart= at Washington, The law provides joint state and government Supers vision of the land until all t conditions are complied with, “There {s no chance f the land, for the state liberty 10 make such laws proper in reference to the fulfille Title to the land will nly iven actual settlers in quantities of 160 res each. The te may hold of he work reclamation it or may |v|!.\l\v & contract with individuals to bulld Iches and canals for reclaiming the land, We are fortunately situated in Wyos ming, We have more water than any other of the western states. Colorado has but 00,000 A of land under ditch, yet the value of her agricu ral products are worth double the output of her mines. Wyomin, AN easily utilize the 1,000,000 acres ceded b her under the law, The ttlement of that amount of land would add a popula- tion of 200,000 people to the s It is not. the intention of the law for the states to make money out of the le of the land; the great end to be accomplished being the settlement he lands now noth- ing but Arren wastes, . The Fort Bridger military reservation in Sweetwater county has been thrown open to settlement, releasing about 100,00 acres of lan Seiiator Car me speculati Tegislature s it may d of ny v said that he looked for a revival of business since the tariff legisla~ tion had been settled, Anything, he said, was better than uncertainty, He sald that in the east the general opinion prevailed that not a single northern state would be found in the democratic column in the coming election, The only public | made at this session of congress went through with the law for the better gov ernment of the Yellowstone National park, It was a $,000 appropriation for an office for the commissione nator Carey was given assurance, however, that the $100,000 priation for a public building in Chey=~ would go through at the next sessiom of congress. DON PLAYS Giving His Colleagues Stock Market Tips. and Dividing the Winnings. Senator Cameron, who is so serious and unapproachable at almost all times in public, is one of the gayest of men in the private circle of his own choosing, and his house, ac- ng to a correspondent, has been the scene of some of the liveliest poker playing i Washington. He s also one of the sena~ torial circles which meets at a private hotek there and plays a stif game two or three times a week. One or two of the men in this game are too poor to play poker. Butler of South Carolina, who is just now making a lively fight against Tillman in the hope of succeeding himself, is one of these poor poker players—poor in more senses tham one. Vest of Missour, who is one of the liveliest of the boys when on a senatorial spree and one of the most crabbed and dis- agreeable of men at all other times, is an- other of the poker crowd. Vest lived for many years in a little frame cottage on Capi- tol Hill, with the sergeant-at-arms of the senate, and he was so poor that he sald he could not afford to keep house here. But Vest could afford to play $50 limit and lose, Cameron has always had more money tham he could spend. Ot course, he could not Bive money to his friends, Vest and Butlers but, witn his knowledge of the stock market (second only to that of Semator Quay) he could give them points of value and put them into deals which he knew would be profitable. The result was to make good the money these men had lost at poker and to keep them in the game. And as Vest is. & good storyteller and Butler always a joviak companion, Mr. Cameron found his reward in their soclety. ——-—— The Horned Toad. “One of the strangest specles of animak life I ever came in contact with,” sald Prof. €. Sawyer of Philadelphia to the Globe- Democrat at the Southern last evening, “is the horned toad, which 18 quite common in Arizona and New Mexico, These animale are somewhat larger than the common toads which infest our lawns and gardens, and a found in large numbers on the sandy plains of the southwest. They are strange lookin little creatures, and their name is derlye from the fact that three projections like horns stick straight out from the top of their heads. The most curious feature about these toads is the habit they have of appar~ ently spurting blood from their eyes when disturbed. An old hunter who had lived in that locality all his life told me that it was not really blood that these creatures spurted forth, but a liquid resembling it, and that I& came from little orifices just above and be- hind the eyes. He also told me that this liquid had a stupefying effect upon ai animad covered with it.”" —————— ling appropriation DE POKAH.” When Baby was sick, e gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, sho cried for Jastoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castorias \/h2n she had Children, she gave them C wstorl \ We Have Corn WHEAT AND OATS FOR SALE IN CAR L0AD LOTS. Write or wire us for prices, . O B. ¢ Omaha, or delivered at your station. Telepho 218. Omaha Elevator Co. OMAHA. N W.V. WOOD Correspondent for Keunctt, Hopkins & Co. Chicago, Grzin and Commission Broke Private wire to Ohleago and New York, Telepliono No. 516, OFFICE—ROOM 15, BARKER BLOK, WM. LOUDON. Commission Mexrchant Grain and Provisions. Private wires to Chicago and New York, All business orders pluced on Chicagd Board of Trade. Son upund!nc‘: ;:I mk'd' » Lits Bullding room ew Y or e Bul ‘Relephone 1308,