Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, February 22, 1891, Page 13

FARCES, FADS AND FOBLES, ! Hore's A Chance to L bor's Weak Poin BUT PERHAPS YOU'RE IN IT AFTER ALL What the Wits Have Show Ihey Heen Doing cople How Ridic Tous Son Appea Others might, But 1 thin on, she's wait jow. 1 tell ye, Jim 1htful in my mind about wheth wetter stay lost He Was Proposin D why thi witation? W Can yo in o choki can oot Ky PheWay of'the Detroit Kyee P 10 sweet, motherly always wort decorous Kk lmw e lately in a b0 SuTe T lated ¢ world, who the black, to Mrs. B., appeared o s bt R for her, iond vehind bick i ar thing! He o 15 to y Nover wear “Did you see Mrs, B asked wnotbor Lady of b L IOVET misse iing that hat church ushind morning service “And did vou notice her hat “Why, no. [ supposcit was the Bho alwiys wears, It was o round hat, n much the the head same one announced the lady. same tone she might have used ar in que had been a woman will »answoered e know her equal in good work SL am talking about now, " answered his the discussic Mea taken el “Phan my b 1 M f )ecaise vou lent it toher S wtord to buy o St troub! Aund e wear a crown husband. I do some not thly wife, a5 sho millinery picked up B, had v tho offendin her daugh < you, Ruby, sald, “Is turned home and hat, which she vid sho for her | v smal swered do for ono in utly es never reached The I Ne od the par the dea i s in 5 thonght, the hin n throw in Ul pliee played a woful lack of 0 At length, his paticnco ¥ to the deacon eried, up and think what you're about latter straightway then replied, “The Lord’s rich fle giveth His beloved quite worn out op ! Boy Don't Kick, smerville Journa Whether a college education helps a youn g man who means to_enter business 1ife is an open question, perhaps: but there is no dount that hé ean b wood deal of fun while hie 15 getting the education Ihe fow's This? you want to buy a wateh, I Amcrican movement in an s the cake obably, but you will, »that a Swiss movel avout the eheese Jeweler—If think that an Cusic doubt 1 Sweitzer SWiy, matter'w world is the ar. T thivk I too suddenly An Able Fiaanc ' Unele Ephraim why do you support Of Kker! He's no statesuin. ™ You's mistaken, boss. He tosman How so!'" “He pavs more for votes dmn anybody else am @ great Jokes That Concord Monitor Not long agoa letter came postoftice addressed to *Lard which found its proper Mills, N.H. A letter addre Pig, M " was deciphered mail clorks to b intended for there it was delivered whom it was intended veled, thro Mill tination The Diggs -lam a charit Big Diges pgo | hada hope tha 10 01 ed to h R ject of charity , hope anc How so When | started Is fait in busine Millenium Enroute, New York Herald |1h~u|hvx~~n. down to; 10 day shall dwell i hare when doctors praise and love wor. Ihe Twill come ch of 1 up and mimsters agrea Name Him C1veland, St Joseph News, I have got a_boy, a proud father $wha destined one day to shine brilliantly in the political firmament “Shows an aptitude for he statecraft, d , but he o 2 a lotter, He st Baking, Jester Did you twrite Young Husbana Maria ! Young Wifo—Yes, Ge Young Husband - Well,you taks Young W ife (Hattered)—0, Geor Young Husband (continuing) —and throw 1t away. “Queer, muke this ca o When L wm s Aud vice v When I she's mels Amy ~How much nonsense thenewspapers Time for Rest had i Pool “There are 1 I'here » doubt of that Because the birds wore killo To trim the winter hat ) bit Bditor at Churceh, rowned as thi Usaid: “Brethern, lock th Ona Deciine, St Joseph News, A Reason Mun *ATe therotrees in heaven, papa *Lshould think tho the branches unless they high are trimm 1 Hin Is Chronie Overwheln To some pungent. v brother a western lawyer began follows: “May it please this court; ipon the coiich of republican do, covered with th panoply as [ am, and prote American liberty as I f pise the buzzing of the who bia wnd ) penc stices 1 by the myseif t fession fown f wy im orin Don't Do It This W r Pay M o you the alitor of the paper 1. What can 1 do for you bought I'd step up and vare. My wifc and I ard May tomorrow A but 1w about it 1pkins uldn't have Sunpkins w 1 lnow how anx always are for an it people and dou't want always likes u p but cnough o time is val oty the seted Candidate. Inter-Ocean satd Hojack stand that Mad Washingt 1b, and that the im." members W sah,” replied Ut liteballed de N No Doubt Yanke: Bl ind my t i1t She —You don do you He mind a She But 1 shan’t miind ther Slow but s New York Ledu Fath Young W to you for two or thyeo year Daughter —Yos, papn Father-Isu't he posit Daughter--Yes, 1 think ho's surc. aker vory slow Georir it Away, Epoch. smplaining here! Your Gay ung chap, I made e you w b 1 “don’t doubt 10 of those same 1 selling e, Been Th Detre iceman, wh Himself, t Free Py was inve avonue anid A gatin kness th his club a out “Now, then, ) “Iv's me," rep) be on the police sall right. There's only 15 her A Wond rfal Memory. is it, Mamic Little Mamio— Yes, ma'am. Miss Sere -Miue is in June, the Littlo Mamio—1 derful Wonds Mamie—That ful you Why cun ¢s No Chand Epoch drunken man sh Take a look int Inebriate - Great Schott! 'f | crazshy. My dead Tha's a pretty future, wh Barbosa ¢ Ol Gent wy friend, you get drunk wife's waitin tCould He Do? home wearing er hi 0. H nds in wonde nes where did at all, and i3 [ kuow that, wed we do about it and No griping, 1o nausca, Witt's Little Early Riser pill. Hest pill, are sir, aves you've think that is very you buy sucl no pain w takon, asked al i s to Ca My wi to M son ¢ to g Midni ilan't ha e is a little slow, ang heard 15th of w ire for 1 bety h a b hen S il 1 t hat went halos would eatch in t rks of a professional roply restinge cquality as 1 blanket of constitutional s of as W pe f Ve 11 v birthday, Look here, laknow better than to the futy did 1'd g @ hat 80 big or rment and at? not pecom- 1 told the hatter so, but the exposition medal, 50 what De snori WK NUNDAYX, THE AStor NEBRASKA FUGITIVES. ing. t lndian Upriss CHAPTEDB X this ti clovation t brecze was soughing through the grass, but the rauchmen heard n that. It th 1o the summit « t fai mo s o moment and d again Pierre wrrett came from th portentous iin to the cars But as tion, 1l A sin ver th Pl listenine Mr. 1 reply At mewhore L of the deserted ma to our friends that the e important discovery AN they've fived the borl cnemy gain our frionds bo flash up toward 11 knew that theie beloved mass of flames —that the s wore venting their wrath v did our litt! i wore speeding over the plain with all theirenergy. Baptiste had struck the wagon's trail ani mai 1t with the infallinility of instinct “The night had grown quite cold, and their lone keptour friends from , but mentally theie tor o o party itic Loup had wounds of t} uneture, o their 1nd and ministered 10 ethe Cheyenne, At this lavm, they discovered immediately in ir front a vody of mounted Iudians, com- directly toward them, it seemed The scout ha orders, stooping in the gr loc was tall and exube > nis . which in this flat to th ready for By time_ the proact close that oar litle party c tion. But the danger bedecked hovsen 1 vered ! n hor or after wi moment, they came o b F poniies pointing o the nort west, : ment they dashed turn tuousty o Then our fricnds again moved on \ hour later, when the night was pretty well advanced dnd the full round moon burst forth from the cud above, flood whol of prairic with her itives descried onary wigon, the sight of wh cir hearts with a'sickening dreaa the- wagon-—1su't it Pierre, b, jr., in an unsteady voice pronchud a little closer. SYes, there is 1o ms ings ahead Spouse of the scout \ pitcous ery escape ther and son the halt-breed’s awful words foll upon their ears, and headless of all ex postulation they ran frantically on over thoe plain toward the old conveyancd, which looked gloomy and spoctral in the weird moo 1 stood exnetly s Le Loup's wolves abui- doned it What a soectacle met their gaze when they venched thit wooful spot! The swollen carcasses of the horses, aa the dead and disfigured bodies of th half-naked lying where they had been young Camero and Seipi udder tg the mar. of their bones, and tremble with fear for pre for whom they wi scarched Mother! Nan! Neli! wl Aud iu his distraction Bob, the wagon. Instead of a ne slipped and £ iin, discovering Wit sight th shitest war douins had ap ol inevitablo s pinted and lave abru ot al away on clings and cir. pi 1 ap) » vast oce the fu and there's been was the quick re fous ones you:' aped. into bting firmly upon his fect I, but instautly s the cause of hi vaark pool of sticky blood ! that erceted his eyes froze ho f im0 Il it he had J a death-bl Streteting out 0 s if to out the anpalli , Die uttered an - agor ized ery, and fell upon his Kne Instal red from this wild paroxysm of vazod upon the Then the tly and sealpless corpse of and old AuntDelilah, dis figured by a mutitation wo revolting for de- seription When the young ranehman arose therc was insane Lok in his bloodshot oyes, but leap the ground,he looked at the wagon,then nodaing to Baptiste, th his arm avout his father, and led him back from the spot I'ho'scout watehed them a mome ugh counteninco showing his own f the compassion he felt for awd son. Then motiomng to Bon assist him, he climbed up mto the ro the marks of Lad oceurred see, ‘Tno h uot yielded ut o dosperate obvious to the scout’s \ h hair, which she had torn from the head one of her assailants, and with the still & ped the heavy oaken scat proven such a terrible” instrument of de- fonse in her hands, The half-breed quickly ving Bonaparte, ana with and knives, after much Lin excavatinga grave L Ties. r's time the two murdered boen laid to rest, and @ huge which was found conveniently upon thei 21y gray the i scout turned his atten- wmining the signs about the wagon, asu't Loug in discovering the trail of sand their four captiyes, which od ) the north, toward the aistant timber Appr SWell, 1o waste now for for help. with the tives," Mr. Harret mo: 1 their willingne the the violent but brave old up her resistunce racticod ey, hours rejoined tho thei labor, e enough In men 11.\ and ho w aching father and son P i folks, this is vad, but we've notime 1 that can be done d the living call on us wo girls, your friend Cam datkey, have been carried of and Bob jr. stood pa! without “a word signified s to follow the scout in what d bost 10 do. s 11 follow them, We can't hardly expoct to_reach Pine R in safety, 50 we may as well do what we can, if it is possible to do anything for the rest of our friends, then hide in the sand-hills and trust to Providenc woment lute come thoy were on the move scout took the broad trail of Lo [T ’\1( \ \ 10 turied restlossly o y tolled up over th sariful sighin ovded Hudson, N inwhom lis vor vhat was to beconiy beantiful hausted and St o shugo I had noticed that iad taken possession of wion in captivity, yet they at tempted no communication with him, though they yearned for soundof his voie Suddenly jestie Sioux from the d began har 1 mann known ali alongg the north west and his powerful in once had more thun onee offered a dan gor isrival to Sitting Bull himself. He was ul in the chase, a terror onthe warpath, an cloauent ox A cortuin avenue to utarfavor among the vitutored ehildeen of carnation of evory- licted to fonnd on chief in- with the captives b his su btle ket and their most dis skull had been sha from his clubbed volee toapiteh of t passioned encrey, b 1 that the | face and his black ally must dic atonement * havoc they hud ¢ their ran wi a bl shied brayes, ) atoms by uidl Tiftin mation and iu celuration foll from the lips of voice was drowned i and the whole wil , leaped toward nt death seomed But the Black Cat e, and himself ucks and their intend > foremost back with ciati the ferocion wild burst of f their inevit Wis as (U with a sing between the ed victims, some violen m what a blind xpladning o th delight their st cansenl the w and lings went of their or lioars, sud yells of acelams r and casting them- selyes upon: Camer 1 “the darkey they jerked them rudely o ther feot and dragging thn to bound them s Cameron 1 s ped overvhelming sense of bis over bim, while Scipio st trance, obviously unconscious, through his powering fear, of his frightful situatio hort distance from these torture \ Barrett and Nell Brown vound together in_sucn o maner, ol their appalli itiful ¢ re int J an that I'hey elosed couveni for breath horrible f abuut to were pal feri v therr doomed protecto : themseive 5 wer with all the barbard . and with a blood-cu vat the Boston university Helsingfoers, in | foors 0 women I'he unive land, has o Colun the runi iutroduce aspirants 1 Arc eived a gift of £00,000 {1 esident James 0. Hill of the Northwestern railvay, for ancw theological wminary, which is 1o be erccted in Miviam Park, which 1 cqually convenient to St Paul and Minneapolis, The trustees of the swte (North Ca university reccived the recognition ot Keinp P, Battle, president of that mstitution, and at oneo elected him professor of listory fill the chair vecently ereated. He had Hlled the position sinee IN75, Mrs, Mary Copeley Thaw has g1 for the founding of a Hary a woman and nan teher asits hoider. Miss among the Omaha, Pon Nelz Perees Indians inn s that Pre new methods and ¢ chance 1o study. ants moor aroling, wen £40,000 rd_fellows i Miss Alicc Flotcher has Winnebago, for many liv Sioux and years ive years from Februs will bo 100 years old. legze incorporated in N outside of New York city quired by its charter full university powers, it did not avail 1tselt of them until 157, and its prerent oficial name of Union university still has an un familiar sound Prof. C. L_Smith of Harvard, who has d'thoolicoof dean of the colle stut theend of the present acade. year, hecame dean of the college faculty 132, " rotainin at position until the srmation of the facylty of arts and sciene when he'was given the new titl college. Ho is engaged in His professorshiv of 5 Union coll It was the second e York and the first Althongh it 0 h The shows a flourishing condition fn - Harvard's financial affuirs, I'he total income for the year ending July 81, 1500, was #85(,080, excludin 1t eived 1n numerons gifts for immediate use, Thetotalamount of f 5 lable for the year were, Tho total exponses W excess of the imeome, funds or inere, d ones am 252, Thus the toral iversity was $439,507. total of the funds cottrolied by the corpora tion was 4, 1218 Oun Av 5t 1, 1889, it This made a total increaso v of s report to form new wted to 8277, 1ount given to the un On duly 41, 150, the during they ). 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