Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, September 22, 1890, Page 5

THE OMAHA DAILY BEE, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1890, HE CONMIRCIAL TRAVELER, | Jo Trstancs of the Wonderful Imagiative Powen of 4 Drunmer, JOME VERY WLD AND LURD TALES, ritien Contracts and Thele Viol tHons—Kow & Salesman Got Fven with a Dishonest Firm-—A Proctial Joke, Yo say yon don't helieve that story fhout Moses fetoing water out of therock!" A one traveling man to another & they t and sroked n froit of the Paxton houso st night, ‘and that Aaron's rol blossoming jnd bearing fratin o night is all a fake, 1 Well, now, just youlookyhexsa min- te. I've seen thingswithmy two eyes that id over Mosesmd Awron, WHhy, they ain't l:nh ing n the bibl to comeup with the AN go trick!? S What'sthe mngotrick!” be! o4 ofbaroground, todden hand and Iry. In Tulia this is, Loig comes o Brah- pin, not much on him. Digs litle Tole bouttwo iichesdeep. Pus in mano pit. Lovers with a cloth Chints, Sing some Eulf. Chints fiften minutes or 50, are grond, mind you. Taxes of Joth, Mago sprout, fresh and grem, Joout as long as my figer, Puts ploth on wain, Chints song more. Wel, pwhile afer wills coth up off the ground, na theres a mang tre. Fuct. Hopeto Jio. Fruil, frsh mangos, o tht tre. Rightbefore your eys. How’sthat!" “How does hodo itl” ‘I don’t know. Dritish gorernment of- ferrel milion dollas to find out. Millon Jollan, No go, Seact inthe Brakmnin fam- Jy. Wonm'tgiveit up. Eier se 'em charn Pbras! Nisty little thiigs. Aboit nine hehes long. Fdllow botls on flute, Cobra Miseslittloold hood Gos waltzing round his wil. Poisoous! Ow, ow! Good-by, John,if henipsyou oce. Eversee om?” “No, noryou dther” “Didn’t, ch? Wel, sir, T siv Shigaporo Jefor I wis fouteenyearnsold. Whn I was boy thirten years dd I lived in Wilhelns- aven, Noth Germmy. | hal too gool a VWantel to go o sen Run off. hipped o 2 vessel Wasn’tl sick! Aud [dntT getlickd bere [was out & week? t wis 1 piciic t) be cabinboy in those Bos'n siys tome just asl ws golig -*Wash my clothes, you litle So S0,” and & sting of cus words and ad names aslong as [was, T hd four lours for slep md two of them I ut o washingthe tr owt_of the bo'sn's ot Thenthe otter sillors wanted me cithes, [ says, ‘No! *Wll, ou washel thebo’sh’s cloit Tinally 1 oulin’ tdo any mom washing, Bosn sent me up to bomist inastorm to dew up the op gillants’l. Toldme he hoped I'd 11 overboard md drown, Say him die all ight, all ight, W, wegot to Singapre ight befre (hrisinas. No harr there. ay it anchor shouts mile and a hlf fron hor. #iing abigduy all hands gt ther llovincoof gog. Manih run stongern qualortis, Hotf Whew ew! Make drunk mo quide. w't drinke then, D't rink noy—tht is, enough to hburt me. Jause 1 ke my glass now andthenwhen [ eedit. But tlat's not here nor there, I idn't want thatrum, so think I, 1L swe his und give it fo sme sailr mn want o gt solid with May save me alicki’.’ So T puts itup o a shelf in o'0sle and lays down. Sailor man named earge cmes down for icooldrink of cwld abowl Rechesup md hatbowlwithmy mm in it. Spi is oye. i pvernthing, 0 Geore 1 [savs *1 w u’ ‘Well I gt it'he sy kicks well over beausehe splledit in his pye. Thn he mukes me drinle it. Ten minutes ad I yas drunk, Thu helicks me for ingdrunk Suv hin i, ton Well me ad atherboy nalces it up to desert. Jumped oerbourd. Lots o man-aters in Jhe port. Never say that bay again. Come ear never sedng anything agin nyself, T asabout played out when I got fo shore anda Maly xun picked me up. Ho was a Molummedan, Wel, siv, I woked for him JWo yenrs running asampin— ““What'sa sinpan!”” ¢*Kind of a mirket boat offer. “Steadof drinking it out of the spout Ee st v > saving that and he Sold green stufr, ullry, nd truck to the yssels Male E).‘lmuudulnnul forhome. Wait aminute, hailey. Go vith you. * Well, six the hip [saled on hala hird time of il Ship- ed tvice-seethosescars on ay hands? hipyredied tvicein tendays and then rob- n( every xig I had on my by & Chiwese piratejunk, This wis during the spaum wair in China-the Tae-Ping robellion. [ aminite, Charley, And thit was when I yawthe h's'n and George i, Can’t you waitl Well, all right, Pligo. Well, fellows, Eou’l\ hay to uke (6 rest of that lateron. Ing.”! The man walked. of with Charley. He was ‘sl\nrt mn with @ dosecropped buard wd exve long mustache, Nocommentswer made -after the ma's Jepurture, Salesmen's Written Contracts. ¥lere 150 questionof interest to salesmon jndtheiremplyers, considersl in the lte Bsucof the Sothen Trveler: A engges )ne, twoor three sabsma at acertin fxed mlary, £2,00 perannum, under s wr Jontract, for aspeciled mmbirof years lire yews. At the expiration of thefirst hre orsix mnths A comesto B, CandD, heslesnen, praise then highly for their pood zealand ability, congratulites them on Jesicens of theirlibors in guneral, and be- Jause of that. siccess volintees to incruase Yheir saliry 00, $00 or S350 B, CandD, of counse, acented the incre ituo sonerwccedd to the propusition of puch increass than A declares that acegting the increass thy have vidlated, \;r‘)l«'n anl nullitied the original sontract, and theefor dishargs them. Have B,C aniD trly ad i law broken \hecontnet as alleged, and have they or Ry they notiny rdres in liw by reason »f their dischirge. “The editor of thelournal of Commnerce, to wwhom the above wis submitted, replies as follows : Aside from the q\u.‘«lk)n n& fraud, which vitiatesul arreenents and contrcts Intowhich it aitews, the originl cotract, in Jhecaseput by our cormspondent, was re scinded, if atal, atthe rquest of the em- oyer. The o Asidoration which by offered ssion was 4 newly werbal contr vis notpending eauss not wreil b was, therefor, notas good or valid ponsideriti ¥ i The original contnet betwen A and his palsmenis still good. Drmmers' Praction Joke. The most extraonlinary pratical joke ever Pajed upon & sigle indivilual, saysthe Plevelaud Plindedler, wias prpetrated last Mght bys hall doxn young traveling nen who have bem stpping at the Prospect house ononeof theg mumber. The young pen havolatedy bem pliying pool at various patiors, and, athough nearlyall of themare aovices in thegame, one of them,a Buffalo wan naned Eliott, has ken more siccesful M therest, Mr Eliott went to Buffulo & lew days ago and stortly after his arrival re- ved by maila chilleng to playMr. Shel- o, an old gentlman who can play but tile, upon lerms to be mmed by the chillenger. Elliott pronptly accegpted, and woposed thatthelser s ould forfeit » 10- nt cigic tocach of tho persoms present. 0l was agreod o, and last nlghll‘hlollu— dvel fom Buffalo to fll the engagenent. Helnvivd ascore of his frieuds t be pres- tat the coutest, itending to make it inter- asting for bis clillenger. Some of those rlm wer invited wncedved tie ides of dnvit- ngthe ctive ow g, and procured 4000 dodg- s, upon wihich was printed the following rid advertismont of evet: CEliott, the pool pla; andold man Shel- lnn best thre out of five games, blind folded, pool oo, Prospat street. Illmlu eulug, August 17. Free The wund;fllndh\sn\llmw a uatre- sn condition of whlck Elliolt hadnot boen fuformed. _ Mr. Sheldon took the Joko in gooct pirt, but Exdliott showedn gool desl of yexa~ tion when hesaw the cdreular, and took his friends to tak formakiiz @ shoy of him. His renarics only eresed the hiiarity of the gursts, who iusisted that Ellidt should porforn his prt. He dil motappar aithe appointed hall, however, andhis deposit was forfeited for dean for lie enwd. wis crowded withpeople anl the lose of the game would have been obliged to supply over fire hundred peopl with cholce dgars had the game been played. A Victory Won oo Kate. A Drtroit wholssale house sent an agent fito me of the northern enunties theother iy tolhvestigatoind wportom thefailureof a diy goods man whose assots were below zero, The bukrupt was perfectly willog 10 ex- plain tow itall happened “Yoisee,' he said, "I gt manied sbout two yers 0. Up tothat tine the postmas. ter andhis wife bad ben at the head of so- dety here and min the ranh. He hal the oily swallow-tailed cont anl sho the only slic dress fnthe wwn.” “Wohad to make a lmd for theheadand 1 boughtmy wife 1$12-nnel and o disnond ring. ““T'he postmaster respnded by buying his wife abrondio piy @il a peir of dismond carrings.’ o “Then T subseribed 00 10 a new clureh, rve o Lawn parties and lugght a topcar: Huu\(‘ wnd apacer.’ “Eo camo up louse, & progr 250 tothe heathens of Afri I 0. “Well, Thad gone in to smashhim or loso o lung, and so I pledgel myself for tho preacher’s salacy for ayear, lost $400 on_ deal in wheat, kept two hired girls, bought three Persiin rugs, biked a birber shop, tok & halfl interest in ourhome nevwspaper ||||\;|l presented ey clurch in town with a bell.” ““T'hat must have 1ail him." tdia. He thew up his hands and sur rendered ; bt when you fellows in Dotroit drew on Taoat three ‘diys’ sight Twas dished. I'm sorey {thappned, but you can’tblame me. If that postnaster hadi't mide a_ fool of himself I'd have beem abloto pay one hun: dred and fifty cents onthe dollar nilingly with @ new brick parly and gave Angry ata Hotel, There is some trouble between the frtern. ty and the Cosmopolitan hotel at Helena, Mont HL.S. Neustalter, a Chicago man, sued the proprietor for§31 1, the alleged value of clothingstolen fromhis trunls on thenight of July 31. Thestateof thecase appeirs to be abut as folows: Late at night Neu stadter came down stairs and informed M, “hwib that while hewas ot sone ono had entered his room and rifld his Santoga, Sehwab clims that howentup stairs with Neustdterand examined the situation. The trunk so Neustudterasserted, was lockel whenhe went down stiirs, ind owingto the fact the lock was of eculiar coustr tion, amd that o box locked whe the eximination made, led Schyab to suspect sorething, What s mor evilent, a 1ot of wviluable articles in the rowm lyingaround loose hal not Dbeen touched. —Rather that have any trouble, Schwab decided to sottle and oferel to doso ona reaonablo basls, bul Neustadter refu andsued the house, Schwab caimsthathe has bee victimizel indersimilar eirumstances many tiomes, and is mccused of fathering an article in the Helen Independent, in which the whole fra. ternity is spoken of in a very disparaging way. Thearticleis sid tohave been in the shapeof acommunicition signed C. T. The boys are quito indigmnt, wd asert that it will be a cold day when the Cosmopolitan gets any more of theirpatroege, The Drunmer Got Square A semsational action is t be brought im- medisely by o youg Nov York man of fortune agninst oe of the best-known tailor- ing firms in London. It appears thatsomo timeago the American wgs waited upon in New Yorkby a polished and ty pical English dude who rgpresented the said firm of tailors, and who arrived with a ton of allur- jng pattems in trouserngs and other garments. The American gentleman suc- cumbed tothe fascintions of the uilor's drummer, md ordered goods amounting to between £150 aud £200, The goods wer delivered through the gool offices of a New York tailr at his place of business, and thoy were acompanied by an adaitional bill of £55,alleged to ve been aid for duties at the New York custom ouse, The American gentleman paid, and worehis clthesout. Since then, however the Londontailor and his fascinting drum mer have bad a falling out, and the latter has developed the interesting fut that the goods neverpassed through the custom howse at all, and that both the custom house and the young Aruerican wereswandled. Thematter has been pacedin thohands of a sdicitor, and an action will becommenced to recowver the money, samples, M.D. Nurney, formerly with the Omahy rubber coupany, has sccepled a position with A. L.Strug & Sons, Chirles P, Lindleyof St. Louls clims to be the pioncer ommercial drummer., He is seventy-tyo yeus oldand bogan traveling as o siesmin “for a Moriden, Conn., factory whenhe ws eighteen P.L. Allrich, a _tnvelig min who has been sick in F'argo fora numberof days, had an operation performed on him Tuesiay by Dr. Ohageof St Paul Allthe physidans of Mootiead and Farg were present, Tho opention was skillfully performed and it wis thought hewould recver, but after rallyin fromthe oeratin hecommencel to sink au soon passd away. The remuns will be talcen to llinois for burial ALIght in Every Berth. Tothe Chicago, Milwinkee & St Paul railvay helongs thecrelit of being the firstin the comtryto relucethe mattor of electric lighting of tmins to sciontifie perfection. One of the novel fetures Introduced in the sleeing cars is patont electrle reding lamp | section, With this luxurious pr reading 1t night beforeand after retir ing becomes s cmfortabloas by day, andwhen refiing the toilt my be made in comfort and seclision, "The berth ruding lamp in the Fullmun sleeping cars runon the Chicago, M waukee St Paul milwa etween Omuha ad Chicigo, Is patented, and canmot beused by any other milroud company, It is the greatest improve- mentof the age. Try it and be con- vinced. Sleeping curs leve the Unlon Pacife dopot, Onaha,at 610 p.m. daily,arci ing at Chicigo at 990 & m. Securo tickets and sleoping carberths at Unimn Ticket office, 1501 Farnan street (Barkor Block), Omaha, J. L PRESTON, . A NAsm, Pass. Agent. Gen'l Agont. Via the Wuhash Route. On Seplember 9,23 and October 14 the Wabash will sell round trip tickets to oints in Texs, Arkamsas, Teniesses, Mississippi, l.muauum. :\lu\mmn,(n-ur- ginund Florids at Hall Fare, good for 80 days. Remember the Wbash is the uickest route South and Southeast, Redining Chair snd Pullnan 3uflet SlecpingCarson all trains. Only 1ihours toSt. Touis, 8% * ** Chattanooga, 40 ¢ **NewOrlews, 46 ** ** New York, with cawespnding fist time to all oints South and east. Fortickets and ullinformation inregard toroutes, alio for u copy of the Southern EHomescols. Guide, cill atthe Wabuh Ticket Ofi 150 Farmam street, Omahes, or write N. Clayton, Northwestern Pasengor Agent, Omaha, Nob, Miles’ Nerveand Animportant discovery, They acton the liver, stomach and bowels _through the nerves. A mey priciple They speedily curs biliowsnes:, bid ste torpid lver, D and onstipation, Splendll for men, wome and children. Smallst, mlldual, Samt doses for % cents. Sumples Lxeo Kuhnh dver Pills, Co.’s, 15th and Douglis. The hall | PASTHERH REDTH Y EAYR, Oheerful Mre. Stillvaggon Chats AboutEvents of the Last Century, One of the hest anthenticated instan o of extreme l(m evity of the present cen- turyis that of ) qujlnrhf'l Stillwaggron f flushing, L. I., says the Ne York Hernld, who will, if she lives until llmrmh\ next, atiiin her one hundred anil fifth year. This remarkable old lady resiles vith her son, Mr. George Stillwaggon. at thecorner of Unim and Monroestrects, Flushing, She wis born ona farm owned by her father, Stephen Acker, near Tarrytown, Westchester county, September 18, 1783, this dato bmng verlfied by the recordsin thoold family bible, formerly the prop- 't pirents, in which is also re- marrisge of Stephen and e o fow years before. r family Gromained on the farm near Tarrytown until 17, in wilich year they removed toa house on Stone streot, near Broad, this city, On February 14,1811, when in her twenty- sixth yor, Richel Acker married David Stillwhgron, a carpenter, with whom shelived in Stonestrect until his death in 1826, Shohadseven children, four gils anl three boys, of whon but three areliving—George, David and Kather- ine—thelatter the wile of o Mr. Wil- lets, and now living inDenver, Colo.,at thongeof seventyfive, She has many grnd and greatgrand children She somewhat beloy medium height, with a pleasant thoughmuch wrinkled face, which, however, still gives indication o comlinessin yors gone by, Rheunatism * has cused her much troubleof late and when she moves around the houseit is only with the aid ofastoit cane. She always enjoyed vigorous health until her l\lfll’“'hl‘fll yeir. Sineothenshe has only suffered with the rheumatism and the services of a physician have been roquited but sol- dom since she pased hor one hundredth yer., Her faculties are remarkably awte, though forthe past thres years her sight and hearing have both failed perceptibly, She can, however, still carry ona sparkling conversation and her woll told stories of incidents in her younger daysshow that hermemnory has ot been much impaired by advancing on alyays did her own housework and made her own dresses until she was ninety-s She goes to bl between nmennd ten intheevening and betweensix and, seven in the oorning. Untilrecenly she never laid down_during the day, spending most of her time in a comfortable oldracking chuir, kniting socks for her great andchildren. When I called upm her a fow days ago M, Stillwagon said: *“Ishallbe 105 on September 18. I was four years oll when General Washington wasin- augur 18 prosident in 1780, I did 1ot see him then though T did on other occasions, but it is solongago [ eannot deseribe his looks. 1 remember when the first postoffice in New York was slished in a small rom in a building at the comer of William and Garden strects aud the first, postmaster was a woman, but T can- 1ot rempmber her name. 1o, however, remember Henry Bedlow and Se tan Beaumont when they were postnasters ofthe city and postage was ashilling for each” lotter. Thore was only ono mail ech week arriving by coachon Sundays. “1 remember going to seo what was cilled aa “bone procession’ to the Wall- about, near the Brooklyn navy yans, where the bodies of many Americans were heing takenfrom the British prison ships had been buried and thelr bones were removed inthirteen cofinsand. sov- el hogsheuds for burial _ina cemetery. I also recollect the vellw fover and cholera sconrges, and the great fire of New York. I went downwithsome of the Viunderbilt family to meet the mar- quis of Lafayettes when he visited this country as its honored guest, and I knew him very well, T know [am growing fechle every day, but [ expect to 1ive to o another birthday yo Bloonfield, the terminal town of the Rundolph extension of the Omaha Wiy isthe best commercial centre in northern Nebraska o CODY'S WOOLLY TRAIL. Buffalo Bill Has Desccrated the Beau- tiesof EuropeWithFlaring Posters. I had trveled to Dresden manya wearymile (the Geman railways are atrocious) to see Raphael’s greutest Ma- donna, says a_correspondent. Arrived atthe Hotel Victoria—nowconducted by the forty thievesof Ali Baba memory, and_refreshed by a buntiful supper, I foll inwo conversationwith the lotel o= tor, animposing individual, splendid in gilt trappings and sidewhiskersand mea~ gro English, “You hae a beautiful cityhere” [ sugrested , “and T am told thatit is full o localities and of objects that delight and instruct alike the studentandthe artist. Tomorrow I shallbegin a care- ful inspection of these grlories, and as T am & stranger heve may I ask you to suzgrest what, asan American, [ should first visit?” *"Ach, yah, yah,” replied that intelli- gent creature, “Thafder dicketshere to sell alread, “Tckets?” what?" “To Puffalo Pill’s Vild Vest,” said he. Allthrough Germany—uy, alithrough old, quaintand lovely Europe—has; hat wild and wooly show trailed its awful lngth The = staid old swvamsof Leip- si,” the students of Heidelberg, the istsat Munich, the conservative aris- cracy at Hanover all lost their heads at the approuch of this burberous pageant. Buflilo Bill posters (Aaming with red and green inks) desecrated stutuesand wrrets and walls here, there, and every- where, I loated down the Rhine one summer day, T poisted out. the beotling precipico where devilmailens used tosit and comb their curlsand lure young mento certain and awful death. Upon that black, historic rock the ven- dal hands of John Burke lad pisted up athree-sheet poster announcing the ap- proach of Buffalo Billand an_ o ternoon and evening performunce ot Coblentz, I repeted. ““Tickets to —~— (Jllll'uml. Wenlthy Women. The flush Californians are disposed to furn up their noses at Miss Blythe, who has just become the leiress of an estate of $4,00,000. This fortune is scounted small potatoes,as California heiresses go nowadays. Miss Flood was credited with $25,000,000 eleven years ago, and her property has greatly increased in valuein that time. Iultef\ she invested Invested $410,000in afew feet of land in San Francisco, and two years ago she i 81000000 for the Fhod huidin Mrs. Hopkins was worth 20,000, when Mr. Searles married her, and Mrs. Alexander’s share of the Crocker estate s more than 85000000, The Misses Sutro will be worth several milllons oome day,and the Misses Fair will be able tosigna cleck for 96,000,000 each. Miss Blythe is nowhero beside these dsughters of Cresus, Lol IR Curefor Croup.~UseDr. Thomas' Electric Oil according to directions. It is the best remedy for all sudden attacks of wlds, pain wd infammition, and injuries, THE FIRST OHEW OF TOBA C( How 1t Feels for & Boy to Try to Do a Man Too Suddenly. Theboy sid it was'a peeuliar kind of tobacco, known 18 molases tobaeco, be- cause it Wwas 8o, sw! eet, wriles W, D. How- clls in Harper's Youhg People The other boys did not ask how he me to know its mame or where he got it—boys nover ask anything that it would be well for them toknos—but they accepted his theory and his furthor statemont that it was o o mildnes singularly adapted to learners without misgi vings, Tho boy was himself chewing vigorously or Jirge quid, and lsunchingthe juice from his lips right gsnd loft like n _grown person, and my boy took as largea bite ashis benefactor hade him. He found it as sweet a8 ho had been told it was and he ac: knowledgred the apiiessof its name of molasses tobmeco. It seemed to him a golden opportunityto scquire anoble mabiton eusy torms, Ho let thoquid rest in his cheek, ashe hud seen men do, whenhe was not crushing it between his teeth, and for some moments he poled his plank up and down the canal oat with usense of triunph that noth. ing marred, hen allof asudden he began tofeel pale. The boit semed to be going round and thesky wheced overhead. The sun was dodging arond very strangely. Drops of swait burst from the boy’s forehead:he let fall hispole and said that he thought he would go home, The fellow who gave him the fobacco began to laugh and the other follows to mock, but my boy didnot mind them. Somchow, hé did notknowhow, he got out of the canal boat and started homeward, but stop tho ground rose as high as his knees before him, and then when he got his foot high emougland begun to put it down, the ground was not there, To wis deathly sick, as he reeled and staggored on, and whon he reschedl home he showed himself, white and haggard, to his freightened mother, ho had scarcly sirength cnough to gasp out the confession of his altternpt to retrive the family honorby learning to chew tobacco. In another moment na- tu ame to his relief, and then le fell into a deep sleep, which listedthe vhols afternoon, so that itsecmed to him the nex tday when he woke up, glad to find himself alive, if not very |I\l‘|\ Perhaps he had swalloved some of the poisonous juiceof the tobacco; perhaps it had acted wpon his brain without that, His father made no v pse inquiries into the facts, and he did not forbid him the use of tobacco. It was not necessary; in that one little experiment he had got enough fora wholelifetime. It shows that afterall aboy is notso hard to sat- isfy in e LE FTA FORTUNECONDITIONALLY A Woman Given $55000 Provided She Makes aSuccessful Marriige. Mis. Laura. Palton, wlho keeps a res taurant on Kifth streetin this city, is heiress toa fortune of 000in London, England . saysan Atehison, Kon., special to the Chicago Times: Mrs. Fulton, who was formerly Mrs. Hafienden, widow of Horace H. Haflenden,isthe wife of John C. Fulton, a railvoad muan, although she doesnot live with him. Mr. Haflenden had a very wenlthyun'els named John A, Watson, a bachelor, who resided in Lon- don. In Janury, lsh: thisuncle, who was then more than se onrs of age, died, leaving his neph: vidow $45,000 in cash and $10,000 in productive real es- tate, Under one of the conditions of the will, however, Mus Fulton has, as yet, beon unablo to get the hlhorlLunm. The condition is tha she shallbe united in 1o bonds of matri- mony with an honorable man and live withhimin wedlock at least one yes In case of a failure {o carry out this part of the will within seven years of the denth of the testator the property goes to Trinity church, London. The marriage of Mr. Fulton and NU Haflend en occurred about a year after the deathof Watson, hut it San un- happy union and they lived tozether but a few months, In order to obtain pos- session of the little fortune Mrs. Fulton willhave o get a divoree from her prros ent hushund and then make another effort to sail the sea of connubial bliss, This, however, she does not seem in clined todo. B. P. Waggener, M Fulton’s attorney, has acertified copy of the will. Hesaysshe an come into full control of her portionof the estate in less than three months after the condi- tions of the will have been compliel with, Mrs, Fulton is a handsome woman of thirty and has a large eircle of friends. She has one child, a boy of twelve, the resultof her first marriage. e Rbeamatism is caused bya poisonous ac in the blood andyiells to Aver's Pills. Many cases which seen chronioand hopeless have been completely cured by this medicine. It willcost but iiille totry what eflect, the Pills may havein your case.” We predict success. Nulentia, the Spanish _theologian, died bocuse e wis acausedby the pops of having falsifieda pussagein St. A ug- ustine. syt S5 Bloomfield, Knox county, Nebraska, the terminal townon the Randolph ex- tension of the Omaha railway will be sold at.publicauction Thursday, Oct. 2 The Emperor Frederick 1L and his son, Maximiliin I, both died from eat- ing'too heartily of melons, - Elphinstone died of a broken heart over the result of the baltle of Flodden, Judgement should be displayed in buying medi- cine above all things. In sedlecting a romedy for my disease, youshould be positive that it contslns nothing injue- rious to thohealth. . Many remcdies on the markit lewe 'the patientin a mich worse condition, than before taking ther. S. S S s purcly vegetable, ‘and perfectly Turmless; the mast glffieate chill can take it with absolute safety. It contains 1o mercury or minerl§ of any kind, and yetit mever fails taeure the dis- eases itis recommended for, Book on Blood and Skitt disecases(ree, Swift Spucifin C Atlanta, Ga Primary feconiary of Ter lary pemanesly curt in 300 90'days. Wo dimi Yolson. i wystem, sothat thero canneverbo a rurm of x50 in'any (orm, Partis can b troaled thoumo prica sano guann houwhapre hes, wo vil cury them o money andpay eutiro expense of com! dhotel bila. Ve chaleney the worl cannot cum. " Mention fhis paper. COOK ™ BEMEDY (0., um-lm, Ofiice, St OlairHotel, Neam-cm. FOR MEN ONLY | MAGIC CURE fiadps i rar e Nak: | VOUS DEBILITY, Mind; Effcots of Errors ot Young. " lobust, Noble NANY stored W guiruniee every wse or moie refunded. Suuple curse Gve dayy ment, 81 ; full course 6. Scourely sealsd £ro Dserv II\In K Rewedy Oo. Omaba, ¢ Body and es In Okd or Ofice, §t. Clalr Hotel, Cor, 13th snd Dodgests | A Bottle's Long Jourmey. Burko Eliott, a young man prominnt in social and business circles of Ly nch- burg, Va., rdatesn romarkablo stor “On fune 7, 1884, 1 visited the natural bridge,and was particularly interested inwhat is known as'Lostriver,’ but a more siitable mme for it would be ‘Never Found river, for, though one canhear theshock of its witersus thoy fallover some subterranein precipice and even feol the ice-cold spry from thom, if standing closo to a small cavity in the crth,no one bas ever cought o glinpseof the stream, YAs asort of experiment and more from idlencss than any real belief that T could accomplishany thing, I wrote out ona leafof my m smorandum ok my full address and a statoment of when and how I committed it to the undergromd river, together with arequest that who- goover should find it would return it to me, stating whenand vhero the finding took place. This[ seiled up inna small pocket flaskof thick glass, which I car- riol inmy pockel, anddropped into the hole where the sjray from Lot river rises. He suid hohad nearly forgotten all about the afair, vhenoneday list May ho recelved from the city of L.yons, Trinee, theleaf ho hal endosed in the flask and o note from one John Penning- ton, an English resident of that city:. who sall that while out sailing in the Gulf of Lyons hehad found the flask and contents on February 21, 1800, fme. Joane § tho distinguished s ie of the Comelie Francalse, Paris, died Thursday morningof typholl fover on the eve, as it wete, of the rvivil of “La Parisiemne” fi which the talentel actress was to have played the lading role, Boils and Pimples Aremtures efforts toeliminite poison fom the blood. Thisresultmay be accomplished much more effectially, as well as agreeally, through the proper excretory channels, by the 1se of Ayer’s “ Jor secral years I was troutled with boilsand arbundles. In casting about for a remedy, itoceurred tome thit Ayer's Sarsa- parilla had been usedin my father's fanily, with excellent. siceess, and I thoight that what was good for the father would alsobe good for the son. Three of four bottles of this medicine entirely cured me, and 1 lave not since —in more thin two year— hal a pimple, orany ofher eniptive trouble. conscientiously speak i the highest of Ayers Samaparila, and many yean' experience in fle dig business en- ables me (o speak _intelligently, — C. M. Hatleld, Farmland, Tnd. - Ayer's Sarsaparilla DR.J. C.AYER & 00., Lowell, Mua. Price $1; six bollles, $5. Worth $5a bottle. Ors.Betts X[3etts Physicians, Surgeons and Specialisls. 1409 DOUGLAS STRISET OMAHA, NEB The most widely and fivorahly knowmspec- tiistsin tho United Stxtes. Their Jong ex- perlonco, renarkable skill and universal suc- coss in the 1t and cure of Nervous, Ohronloand Surgical Diseases, ontitle thesa eminent physicians to the full confid ence of tp afliciedverywhore ey guwranico: CERTAIN AND FOSITUVE CURE for s Wit oot of aarly vicsand tne mireey ous e vils that follow in its PRIVATE BLOOD AND SKIN DISTASES ppvm“l‘y,('um oty aml pemanatly ared, NERTOUS Dty A I, DIS. ORDERS yldd readity to thelr skillfal froat- nent. PLLES, FISTUTA AND RECTAL ULCERS fun :nlu‘t\dmred without piin or detention S 1 css Y DOCELE AND VARICOOELE pirma. sentlyand siccestully cured inovery cuse. SYPHILIS, GONORRHEA, GLEET, Sper- 4, Bor: nal Weakness, Lost Muuhund. Illl nisslons, De e Facultie o eithor By positive i functional disorders thit result from youthe ful mmn» orthe excessof mature yenr. STRICTURE Susmnteel permanenti y “oured, removal ‘conplete, without cutting, caustio or dilatation. Oures sectal wt homo by ptient witiout amo- et YOUNG “AND’ MIDDLEAGED MEN. A SURE CURE 2i3, Aisa*wnaats brings organl weakness, destroying both mind and tody, with all 16 drewiod ills, pormanenty cured TS Addniss those who have fm- DRS, BE[ BN e i ele [ proper ind ulzenos nd soltary hibits, which Pt St st s "ol i iin' or Duginess, study ormar ATRTED MEN OF those entering on that happy ife, swareot Phyaloaldebity: quickTy ussiste OUR SUCCESS 15 bassd upon facts. r‘zlv—l’rmt‘(m'\l experi. ence. Seconl—ISvwry cuse isspecially studied, thus startig eight. Thirl—Medicines are iy our laboratory exaoly W sul euch thus effectiog eures without bjury, Drs. Betts & Betts, 1409 DOUGLAS STREET, - OMAHA NEB. BRAGE UP, MAN! Gertain diurdors of ME Thats becu: o ot oF Siveem” oy ; HAVE SOME STYLE' We Offer for Sale luurflnnmml tons clolce Baled Hay, I, O, an, Strneol Siding. Liton or Homick »muuu. on0. M & St PR R.. inlots 0 sult purchiser; prices regilated by the market Bail and secus, STRANGE BROS,, CTTY, TOWA 86, T CORLISS BRAND Linem Collars and Culls, Correct Styles. Best Quallly, Perfect Fitth _Trage\Mar. 70 ,Il“ THEN, " GALVESTON, 1EXAS, the great Gulf Clty of the near future. Muag. uificent harbor. A maillion and ahalf dollar now Leing spent i rock and iron doc ks seaport of the countey westof the Mississip pl Writefor fuformution and mp H,M. TRUEHEART & CO. Established 1837 INSTITUTE OF OUR IADY OF THE SACRED HEART. WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, ILL. ThisInstitute. situne | in one of the most beantifal suburbi of Chic: o seudios will psimed feulars ad- Aress Superlo ILLINOIS MILITARY ACADEMY, 5 Clroularol HENRY 1. STEVE . $400, Vroie o Mltar dondinr B cre JE! YURK NILITABY AOADEMY Col. C. J, Wright, Have you used PEAHS’SOAP‘! - RADWAY'S DY RELIEF FOR PAIN THE CHEAPEST AND BEST MEDICINE FOR FAMILY USE IN THE WORLD Ynstantly stops themost oxeruclating patis; never falls to glve easo to the sulferer; o fow applioations actlike nagieeausing the pain (o instantly stop. A CURE FOR ALL BOWEL COMPLAINTS. Internally takon in doses of from thirty to sixty drops In half n taabler of water will in afew mlnm.-w rans, Spasmis Sourstomich, Colle, Platulence. Heartburn, Langous ing Spel HOL IS KA MORT US, DIAR RIS TERY, Sick Headach Vomiting, Nervousnes, Sle nd atl internil palns arising fro diet uter orother Sold by Druggists. MAX MEYER & BRO., The Popular Jewelers, Are receiving daily from the leading manufaoturors of this country and Furope, sll the LATEST NOVELTIES in FINE JEWIHLRY, SILVERWARE OLOOKS, BRONZH ORNA- MENTS, LAMPS, SILK UMBRFLLAS, CANES, OPERA AND FIELD GLASSES, ANEROID BAROMETERS, THERMOME- TERS, SPECTACLES and EYE GLASSES, Bto, Eto, DIAMONDS aund all other precious stones, mounted and loose. GOLD, SILVER and NICKEL W ATCHES, in all gra-1os, for_ladies and gentlemen. HOWARD WATUHES A SPEO- IALTY, but wecarry all other first-clas3 makes—Elgin, Wal- tham, Springflold, Eio. OUR PRICES ARE LOWER THAN EVER, and ALL GOODS are WARRANTED. Space will not allow usto QUOTE PRICES, as ourstock istoo LARGE and VARIED, but come and seo for yourselves. It will o:8% you nothiog to LOOK. Visitors are always W ELOOME, and should you WISH to buy, we will make it an object for you to DEAL WITH US. We are showing HUNDREDS of articles suitable for WEDDING and other GIF'TS, at prices ranging from 81 up to 1,000, All our customera are TREATED ALIKE, whether thelr purchases be SMALL or GREAT. MAX MEYER & BRO,, Sixteenth and Farnam Streets, Omaha. Neb. ¥ ESTABLISHED 1866. &3 'NO CURER! NO PAY. DrDOWNS 1816 Douglas Street, Omaha, Neb. ovenieon yoara® experience. A regular graduate in medteine, os diplomss show. thegrentest succoss all Nervous, Clionic ud Privaie dwnges at Manhood, Seminal Woakness, Night L ' the Booa, skin ani Urinry Orans. N, 1. g, onsulation free. ook (Mysteries OTLife) sent fr 012 m. 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The Theme and Admiration of Royalty, the Entire British Press, Clergy and People. Nero, or The Destruction of Rome, Profuced with t sonal assistance of the Autior, IMIE KiRALFY, upon the largest » ta; d ghe greatest cast on record. Undoubtedly the GRANDEST SPECTACLE on EARTH 250,00 worth of Elegint Costumes, Unly clel Cluss aid and pe 2 worth of Mugnificent Socnery, atures, Dancig Vestals, Roniin =, Trinuphait Pazeants Grand TERPSICHOREAN DIVERTISEMENT Senitors, Slaves, Soothsayers, Marty rs, Lictors, &., &o, He bl et el T O SR O TREMENDOUS NEW and NOVEL FREE STREET PARADE, at Do'clock. Owlng (0 the rarity, ¢ ey will not be scen {n the st and 8 P, M its will remain upuntilo P, M Mmlsslon 0} .111 tml al) unl\ Children under Nine Years, ofti 1T, KINSLER'S PHARMAOY, 1671 STt < ‘il be sold &t the regulir pric tlokets ut tho ust diy of show. Cheap Excursions on all railroads, WILL EXHIBIT AT COUNCIL BLUFFS, SEPTEMBER 20, Rich, Raro, st and olegance of the arade, s open an hour eariier, 25 cents, ND FARNAM anl wdwmisslon