Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, September 14, 1890, Page 20

THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1800-—~-TWENTY PAGES P e e - D e 5 ROYAL HARDMAN PIANO. 40,000 SOLD AND IN USE. ver 800 Arein use in Best Families in Omaha, Nebraska, and Council Bluffs, Iowa cd and endorsed by Her Majesty the Queen of England; Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Fife; Her Grace, the Duchess of Montrose; | VIIis Grace, the Duke ot Richmond and Gordon, and best of all, the Kings and Queens of America. 1O c — " {WHY YOU SHOULD 7’/37- ~gracéioas /’{gycgfiy e Queen of Cnglard - playing on hér M GLASGOW, May 20th, 1890. M RS. HARDMAN, PECK & CO. Gentleme We have the pleasure to intimate that we have sold one of your magnificent Grand Pianos to Her Majesty, the Queen, and delivered sarme at Bal- moral Castle, and you will be glad (0 hear thatthe Piano hasgiven the utmost satisfaction. We are, gentiemen, yours truly, J. MARR WOOD & CO., Piano Makers to the Quecn and H. I H, The Prin W ales, by Special Appointiients, BUY A HARDMAN PIANO. 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Please Ga_ll and be Gonvinced. We will Take filéésfirerinwshrowing 'YoU”th;L;argést and 'FinestZSi'ock in}' the Wesr 9 4 9 4 9 L4 9 ! 3 [} é [ é 6 é é ¢ 4 (3 ¢ [ é ¢ § 6 ; é 6 [ 6 [ ¢ 4 “ Q & OUR STATESMEN AS FARERS. Senator Evartsand His Purchus: of Potomao Lands, THEALLIANCE FRIGHTENS OURLAWNAKERS. Benntor Squier Makes Six Hundred Dollars a Month Out of Four Hun- dred Oregon Acres—President Morton's Guernsey Cattle Senator Hearst's Farm, [Copyright 1890 by Fyank G, Carpmter.] Wasnixatoy, Sept. 10.—[Speciul Corres- pondence of Tue ¥ Senator Evarts has Just bought feur hundred acres of land near Fort Washington on the banksof the Poto- mac. Ho paidan average of §l1 an acre for it and ho says he bonght it because it was so cheap he couldn’t help it. Hehas built alog cavin twenty-five feet wido and sixty-five feet. Joug upon it aud heis inviting the senators 10 come down and lunch with him. He has another farm in Vermont which hehas held for years, but which I understand is stocked with Jersey cows. His butter there costs about two dollavs a pound, and nis vegetables are, I venture, dearer than though he bought them in the market. The same wall prabably be true of this Patomaeland unlessit is much better than the average soil about Washing- ington. 1twill add, «however, to Senator Evarts s a farmers’ candidate and that is the position that all of the senitors are try- ing to hold just now, THEY ARE ALL FARMERS NOW. The farmers' allignce has scaved most of thopublic men, They all want to be ac- counted a friend of the farmer and such as hold farms are pointing to their horny hands aud talking about crops on every availible oceasion, Mauy of them have been brought upon furms and some of the largest estates inthe country ave owned right here inthe capitol building. Mor Lyman R. Casey, though he o adiplomat and talks Bl a dozen different languages, has 5,000 wcres of farm lund under cultivation in Da- kota and he is secretary of a land company that owus over ono thousand acres of land in the James river valiey and which works it with a capital of £00,000. Petti of South Dakota has a number of farms around Sioux City and all of the new senators own more or Iess lund. It talkes something like seventy- fivo miles of fenceto go wiound the farim which Senator Sawyer owns in Texas, and Watson C. Squier hias perhaps the best pay- ng faxm for its size of auv of bis fellows. $000 PER NONTI IN PROFPITS, This farm contalus four hundred acres and 1t brings in Squier 600 per month, I chatted with him last night about it. I cut it out of the woods, said he, “‘and I like to show it as an evidence of whata farmercan do in Oregon. 1 lave a hundred Holstein cows upon itand I getreporls from my farmer every week i to their moruing and evening milking. These cows produce 155 gallons of milk every day. I sell thisand [ receive 15 cents and sometimes 20 cents a gallon, so that you seemy profits from the cows alono are somothing like 8650 per month, Oregon §s owo of the grea hop vais- jog countries and I am making @ ighty good thing out of hops, Thave a hop farm of about ten acres and I put all the ma- nure from these hundred cows o this tgn o t 8,000 pounds of bops to the ‘:‘:‘fhhl ;veflnl-,‘:nul exll):‘t'l. to et 4,00 l’_‘_"; scre next’ year, These hops will briug —ll «cents @ pound, and at the lowest siblo \!.s! - Tuate 1 must clear §,000 off of this ten wcres this year. Three thousand dollars a year ancans 250 a month, aud this added to- the Tullke gives we about $X0 & month from my 00-acre farm, Even if I pay $300s mouth o keep up tho place, I am bound to make $600 a month clear, *“What is the land worth?” said I. “Ttis not for sile,” replied SenatorSquier, “but I suppose it would bring $200 an acre at auction. It lies about twelve miles from Seattle and is a tine picce of property.” STUGK ON TS COWS, Vice President Morton hasa farm at Rhine- cliff, on the Hudson, of 030 acres, and he watches its profits and losses quite as closely as d enator Squier. He knows all about stock, and can tell you the names of the best | milking cows of the country. He runs to Guersey cattle, and he has, perhaps,as mauy registered cows as uny fine b the country. A greatmany of his cows were brought over from Europe, and like Senator Palmer, ho prefers to send his own farmer to pick them ont. It makes him smile moro to have one of his cows take a premium at acounty fair than to make a good real estate speculation, and he has a number whic have taken prize after prize. He gets weekly reports from s farm, and another of his fads is fine wool sheep, Fle spends much of bis summer on the farm, and he has a mag- nificent residence upon it. Speaking of Sen- ator Palmer, his fads are Percheron hovses and Jersey cows, He imported somo of the bestanimals ho has himself and he expects eventually to make his farm profitable. FARMER VS AGRICULTURIST. Justice Lamaris well up on Jersey cows and ho hasa number of flie registered ani- mals on his farm in Mississippi. Heis tired of farming, Lowever, and in the troubles that. seem to surround the south he wishes that the farm was sold and that his money was in- vested 008 to bring a good round income, T met the Hon..Jerry Rusk, our secretary of agriculture, the other night and asked him point blank whether he made any money in farming. He replied: “Ihave one of the fine farms of Wisconsin. It consists of 400 acres and I have owned it for a long time. Partof thetime [have bean u farmer and part of the time I have been an agriculturist.” But General Rusk, what is the difference between a farmer aud an agriculturist? “A farmer,” replied Uncle Jerry, with laughing eyes, “is a man who runs his farm for ail the money there is in it, who does not waste on fool experiments, and who as a gen- eral thing comes outat the end of the year with a good vrofit. An agriclturist is a theoretical farmer: & mun who puis more moucy into the land than he ever gets out of it, and one whois always trying some ex pevi- went to make a fortuné and” seldom makes a cent, Well, Thave been both, and while I was a farmer I made money. 1 believe there is money in farming today if the proper busi- ness brains are used in running a farm, and I doubt not that matters will finally regulate themselves, and the farmers will” again be- come prosperous.’ “‘Where has the most money been mado in farming during the past year," I asked. I can't answer that.’” was thereply,” buta great deal of money s been mado inFlorida, You remember the Disston purchase, by which Hamilton Disston of Pennsylvania got possession of hundreds of thousands of acres of the swamp lands of Florida, He has dralned o great part of these and they are the most fertile lomds in the world. Well A, S, McClure of the Philadelphia Times had a tuterest In some of thaso ands, and two of hisnephews, who had not succeeded very wellin the "west, asked him to give them somethiug to do. “He let them have some of these lands and they cleared this year THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THEIL TOMATO cror, That is, T think, pretty good for tomatoes. er, s the richest in Florida. consists of six orelght feet of muck, and it will grow vegetables to perfection. Other parts of Florida arenot so rich as is gene ally supposed and you would be surprised to know that oranges need a great deal of fer- tilization, I visited orange groves in Florida and the man told me he would sell it for $25,000 and that it had cost him this wuch to make it. He had one tree that was wonderfully flne which pro- duced the finest oranges in the state and was far superior 1 any other tree of his orchard. 1 asked blm what was the cause of the differ ouce one of thebest | ence. He replied: *The differenceis in the | them by inducing them to beton wheelsof feed. Thattree nas caton a hog every year | fortune, base ball and policy games. < He since it was planted,’ ‘How's that? said I. | stopped this by notpaying until the end of ‘Well, you see bout the time it was plated | the month, and he now s at the close of we had a dead hogand we dug a hole and | the engagement. The s employs put him in and planted the treo right on top | Chinese cooks upon the farm, and these cooks of him, The tree grew so much fastor than | 4o all the cooking _for the boys. Sometimes any of the others by the next year that I | GovernorStanford goes out tosee the boys concluded to continue the experiment, and and he always enats dinner with them. sl At such times the)Chinese cooks prepare and buried it in its roots. I have done that A s S RASTIROR SN QOVRBILES overy year up to now, and I find that tho tree | 404 it has been therr custom to make a litle has paid forits hogs many times over and its | COVNCr where heis to sitund at which there fruit will bring fancy prices inanymarket.’ *? | 18 to be some special delic put. In some Senator Blair tells me that the cheapest | Way or otler the oks always got farms in the United States are in New Eng- 1 of the fact that the govermor wis lnd. He says there are lots of good lands ¢ some days beforehand and they would for sale there at £ per acre and he wants the ittle feast prepared for him. other farmers of thesenateto buy country :d them however, by homes there, Holman of Indiana has a hun- 3 ; eclso along the table dred-acre farm at Aurora, Ind.. not far from | 2nd cating with the boys. — He would say, the Ohio river, He makesSome money in | ‘'Johunic pass me those pickles, or *Sum farming and is, I am told, solid with the | What doyou think of that meatt” “Letme farmers’ allisnco. Nearly all of the southern ve a little piece of that bread” or somo- statesmen own farms and Senator Pugh of | thing os that kind and all the while the feast Alabama once told me that he could make 13 other end of the table would o un- per cent right along out of farming in the After trying this ‘method several L SEA and not sucoceding, the Chinese cooks ; izave better dinners to the whole party when- HIS WORK ALL DONE DY NEGROES. 4 or the goveror was there, and in this way Generat Joe Wheeleris sald to be worth | uve hima very good dinner and the boys a about §1,000000. He came out of the war | much betier one than they cared to give. poor and he has maae all of his money out of A PROFITAULE VINEYARD. farming. He has a large estate in Alabama 0o has heard of Senator Stanford’s and he runs it on business principles. Sen- | great faym at Palo Alto, w contains his ator John Shermin has two farms at Mams- ce, the groat university and fleld, 0., but I don't think he makes much g B R (A out of them. He keeps them well stocked he hasgiven to the uni- and he has lately given a part of one of them | versity, he has some land which is_worth to the city of Manstield for a park, which is | §1,000 wn acre, and he has @ pateb of forty Leland Stanford, He gave somowhero be- | d, e R TR tween fifty and eighty thousand acres to the s tracts of fruib university which he is now buildiug, and not ton aor longe ago when ridiug In the train wits Son- 300 o ator Allison through the northern part of the | privilege olking the fraf state, the oars passod through & Intgo tract of | P11V19K¢ of vicking the fruit. wheat. This vast plain of wheatstretched as ZUNBANNRE MILY far as the eye could seo on both sides of the He makes equally us well outof his catt road for miles, and Senator Allison asked | He has all kinds of fine breeds of cattle, Je Stanford what he thought_of it. Stanford [ Seys, Holsteins and others. He was 4 replied, *“1tis a very fine field of wheat and I | much delighted this past year to get the S Akl SRR Sl pers | tho | highest prize for butter making and milking, conductor, who was standing nford, | Which consisted of a fifty dollar gold piece “Indeed,”” replied the millionaire, 0 | Which hegot at the California stato fair. In did mnot kmow it. I knew 1| thiscasethecow was brought to the fair and haa some wheat in this part of the | left there fora its milkings being reg- state, but 1 did not think we had come to it | istered ever: milk boing churned a8 e into butte took the premium A o both for the production of milkand 1s to the Senator Stan ford quality of their milk and the production of farming and butter. Iamtold one of his cows gave tho HE MAKES II8 PARMING FAY, cream in one week which produced twenty- His vin four pounds of butter, fornia w Isce that stored with California brandy. Ho will not | Busatlist been su ! & asa turkey gobblerin an sell his brandy at the present low prices and goab b - 4 esen around blowing about i o hus sold none for six years. Hecan afford | SEoitd lowing to keep it and he believes it will pay a gocd 2 » interest on the amount of money invested by KNOWS VERY LITTL the licreaso in value with ago. Ho makes | and he does not kuow about a million gallons of wine every yeer, | gwn stock. At manyof hishorses ho and one of his Vineyards contains 4,000 cres. | ownae o 1080 ARy ok Turnoress ha This is, I think, the largest vineyard in the | by, of Senator Stanford the right torun world. ' Tho vineyard isso large that the | highorses forn cortain season and they are United States has & custom house connected f e N under Hearst'. » though thev erly, himself does not race his homses, or ouly a Asa fruit_grower Senator Stanfo feow of them 10 keep up the adv sent of some of the finest fruit farms in California. | the Palo Altostock. Of course “itis a good He had tora long time, a thing if his horses turn out well as it makes in getting the fruit picked, He used China- | them more valuable forbreeding. Notlong men finally, as the white men would o off on | @xo u race was run in the east which it sprees and the fruit had to be picked when it | was reported that one of Senator Hearst's was ripe or it was not good. Great wasto | horses had won. Hearstknew littlo of the would come from delay. He then adopted a | horse that won and he talked about the sen- plan which he has now,which is most humau- | ate of his fine that horse knew him by itarian and profitable, ' He gives all the boys | name, It afterwards turned out that the of the public_schools of Sau who | horse belongel to someono and Hearst witl take advantage of his offer, a chaice to | did not know whether ong his come out and pick fruiton his farm, He | stock ornot. Hearst has a joc takes a thousand boys every year, pays 815,000 o year, and whén asked the other day what this” boy's name was, ho said he could not remember it, but he kuew that he kept on paying him this big salary for his work and” allow him to run other horses when he was not. working for him, This sounds fumny to & poor man. But Hearst is & millionaire He has mines all over the country. (His farm in California contains thousands of acres, and e has so Buch property thas it s no woudor that ho BAB'S BLOW AT BAR HARBOR. Civilization Regarded as the Causs of Its Decadance, NO PLACE FOR MARRIAGEABLE GIRLS. A Place Where Men Are Harder to Catch Than Ecls and Women Carry Flasks for Ie | “Bracers." sitting down somewhes Bir Harsor, Me., Sept. 10.—[Special Cor- respondente of Tur Ber,]—Civilization has been the damnation of this place. The days when the girls sat on the clerk's desk, dressed in flannels, and with their legs dangling over the edge,” showing shoes that were meant to walk in, hailing each arrival in bifurcated garments as a wondrous some- thing, were days of joy. The days when the buckboard jolted all indigestion out of the “mealers,” and the day when fruits und meats from the city wers not to be gotten, and people eagerly ate bread and butter und huckleberries, and grew fat and healthful on them, all gone by, More's the pity. Her ladyship Dame Fashion has entered and possession here, and we dress and and dawdle and gossip exactlyas they do at Newport, Saratoga or Long Brauch. The original buckboard is nomore, and its base imitation in fine wood and upholstery has all its discomforts without its pictur- esqueness, Everyboly is just as eager as they'werein their aboriginal stateto make money off of you, but they do it iu a more citified fashion, and you feel like paying for a hand organ tat can warble “The Heart Bowed Down with Weight of Woe.” A WOPUL LACK OF M There are notvery many interesting women and men are as as the proverbial hen's teeth, She who expects a husband up on Saturday is envied by all the others wh don't, and she who has a young man s up to sty for a week is counted tho most lucky of all women. I do not understand for my own part this lack of men—what's the matter with the women? But of course that's where the trouble lies, If Jeannette were sufticiently attractive, J ald be rushing through his work at a rate caleulated to bring on ner cration that he might leave the cityon Friday and stay with her until Mon bask in her smilés, and be happ because he was in the sunshine of her presence. But Jean doesn'tsecu to be built thatway. He would a thousina times rather bask in the smiles of some ma slle at Narragansctior Newport, Ltell you confidentially that “you se much safe , after all, the old wom isn't round t to find out whether you have got any intentions.” MEN MARDER T0 CATCH TIAN EELS. The day of the girl is not now, and girls abound at Bar Harbor. 1tis true in many in- stances they ure very knowing girls, but still they bave the femiiine desire o possess for their very owna man, and there is nothing quite as dificult to cateh, Eels ave asnothing beside them. Just when you think the big fish is landed it slides away, because the bait isn't tempting enough or the fisherwoman lusu't enougt patience. The fishers of men up he » in many in stances the mammas, ‘They are very brizen about it, and Tdo not wonder that ail the eli giblos flee, while only those who are adored with sash ribbons romain, engages in all kinds of yards produce the choicest of Cali- and he has great warelouses w flock and struts fine horses, The T ABOUT HORSES en the names of his takes them to his farm and keeps them there a month, paying them a dollar & day for their labor. Ho has an immense barvacks built in which they sleep and hesees that they are well fedand well cared for. His superin: tendents have them divided into gangs and they are carefully watched over as to morals. No money is paid until the end of their job, when each boy carries home with him 30, Healso takes about a peck of English wal- nuts and tho senator has bags made of o fixed size which he filis and gives one to each boy upon his departure. As to payment, when he first brought the boys out on tho THE YOUNG MAY 1N A youug man in asash Is 10 me the greatest n on the face of the earth. If he would come out und be and wear a Go0s 1ot leoep better Lrack of 1t all, red flanncl band to kecp b " in PNk G, Caneesten, | order I should have and offer him a few d ARG A SASIL when he dawdles awund in a pale blue sash Dr. Birney cures hay fever. Bee bldg | or aroscand white striped oue, I want him — to be gently exterminated—iot hurt, If an invalid--read the advertisement of farm ages 48 {in e laeke lopy Jm S o cause inoffensive things like that oughtn't Excelsior Springs N @day, they earncd them. ~He found, however, that & 1ot of pool sellers and gamblers surrounded to ba hurt; not electocuted, but just the farm and got the boys' money away from chioroformed out of existeuceé 1 suppose use for him onally he m; te poluts o moral adorna tale, but I doubtit. A DAR HARBOR DUDE, There is one up here who does fancy work ! He mukes all his sister’s bonnets, and the re- sult in that family is that the sister is a good swimmer, can drive tandem, plays tennis like an athlete and calls he brother “Tommy.” A_man who had reiched the age of twenty would be “Tom" to his family, or clse he ~would apply to the legislature and have his name changed, This sweer speci- menof humanity also writes poetry, and he sends no end of it to hislady friends at the different wateris He was presented to me, and I regret to say that though I come of several generations of geutlewomen, [ could not be civil to him. Even my matern t, who heart that goes out to sick children, and idiots, und cats that have been hurt in’ conflicts, and love stories, admired his faney worls, but, said _con fidentially didn't think she would like a boy of he be dike that, and tho that was said_with the emplhasis that only o Quaker training can gve WO Who else is hero? fled if I tell you women with flasks drink whisky than 1 life! Whisky isnot a_drink for women, esi peciully when it 18 taken straight and a mouthful of water after it. There is s thing about it that would seem to indi thatin herown heart, if in no other way, the woman who deank whisky had gotten pretty low down. To be sure, I don't Tike it myself—its smell being about the worst thing I know of—but this flask business is getting to boa httle too much of & good thing, and what's more _the women are showing it on their faces, Just vemember, my little duck, that while it secems very smart to draw out daintly engraved silyerflash, pour outa drink of whisky and toss it off, there will certainiy follow iunflammed eyves and a mose—well, powder will not hideits color, WIISKY ON WOMEN. WHO CARRY “REFRESHERS, Well, will you be horr-- that I have seen more who diduw't hesitate to o ever seen in iy Whisls other dvink. 1t makes lines & 1d it draws the eyelids up until the e 10 me One young lady who thought she would pack her Hasks in her trunk had her most beauteous tea gown ruined because oue flaske broke, and plush and whisky do uot forimn a desirable combination, Onewould have thought that after this she would hay ssworn. the tempting drink, but bless your I > Americ girl, She simply « noye be such 2 fool 1 to again, or if shedid, it would » and not in her trunk, WIISPER OF A SUMMER EVENTNG, v boas are very much worn h yare becoming, but the other n 1 sat in the durss trying to make olstoi wrote “Kreutzer Sonata’ for, whether it v how ho was a eraz man, or_that s crazy, or simply to advertise w's mind_con be, [he. soutside my window saying, 1 the proci that onlya Phila- delphia girl can re arles, if you will kiss me I must take off my boa, for 1t will T forgot all about the ran t and wus bl 1 who love sad who found life in ner pe wide 1 a0ross tha 1 have vone if L would i who wrote it todoing ding it all bis book eve) and1 ha the m; this ) to o sone people, ) nan writ writing out fon and a o Tnwye lay down laws a and ot them, that the Wt expurizate this book i something that I don't understind. That it should bo soldon the mews stands is adis grace not to these UnitedStates particulurly not over pectablo, but 1o It's Justthis way ity of per but that is 1o 1y ou want the' man whols ship Adonis to go walking up Fifth aven in the bufl, The novel that comes out in tha spring s the one that wom summer, The one that is show ously on the news stands of stors d ox 3 you of Adon railway stations is theone that your sliwe | the worl and mine huys to put in har satehel, you_think you us that? Just bring this thing hom then you get your real opinfon about, it. You like 10 di h some other fellow's sis- verge of therosecolored whi y object was, but when it cowes to its being your own sister, what do you think uboutit thent She has anidea that in vead- ing this she is reading the work of n great and 50 ho is —a master of indecency, hopelessness and godliness, There can be 10 oo thing in the dark and miserable mire that this maz: would make the world, and the best thing for everybody to do is to keep from touching the piteh, and then nobody defiled. A IAD MARKET FOR But about Bar Harbor. Between you and me, itis just about as stupid as ever it cun be. 10s a bad market fop paople with mar- riageable daughters, and svhere there are not enough men to goaround the women are goi to hto cach other with u sort of hat can ouly exist between two fox terriers. Like the fox terriers, they snap and snarl aud of prancing around, and retiro behind each other’s skivts--I mean the fox 15 vetive behind the ladies skirts, and the ludies retire behund other people’s skirts, and then declare it a “draw,” and pitch into the other woman who has just loft the party. Woman, when accompanicd by man, is a o lightful'thing. Woman alone is to be fearcd and avoided —that is, during the summer. During the winter months a certain sense of decency scems o come to her, and shedoesn't consider every other woman her mortal gnewmy uor gosip the outirs busiuoss of ~the uy. Noy do and THE WATERING-PLACE WOMAN, The wateringplace woman who is eme broideringa mantel lambrequin for somes body's Christmas gift sews into that lambro- guin as much malice, envy, hatred and un charitableness as she does silk. This is about the way her goes. Shelooks up from th she is embroidering and say that widow agai she's going to meet. at allabout her, queer, nversation wiite lily “Oh, there's should like to kiow wir- Dow't tell me anything L kuow there is somiething She don't scem to care about any body, and when I asked her if sho didi't want'to beintroduced to Miss Jenkins, sho thankea me, and said her cirele of nequain- tances was suficiently large. My doar there's somethin wrong about b Well, thauk Heaven, that man Miller is coming down. 'He aud his wife have been quarreling the wholo night thiough-1" heard them because iy room is Fight next and the wall per, aud when I told her how sorr suid e had a wild attack of ueuralgi that he was groaning and going on be: causoof that. Iunever shicld a man, not [ Gooduess gracious ! there comes that girl from Baltimore in anoth k. Where does she get them {1 am told her peopleare very poor, and yet sho has got more frocks than any girl in this place. We 11, I hope nexu se there will be some respectble peoplo b Now, if the proprictor had hls intercst at | hearl he would see that wmong ~the people counted not respectable and to be keptout are the idal-mongers, WIIY SOME WOMEN ARE NOT NICH Why can't wo foot Most of the b nothing to do. Most_ of ther haven't been ral sympathetic. Most of then looging fora husba other woman as th ) t of them a curious, and concl doesn’t 'wear her be wrong Mast of thern are unnice because th manners are picked up with their winter furs. Now, good manners are hike & fne W jmproves with using, You and by you I mean Jack and Tom and 12hil sl the dear boys wll over 1, you don’t like unnice girls, 5o se- lect tl that wear their manners the car round,and who even at a watering plice ing the unkind word, doing tho acting o ax. inconsiderite Takewy udvice ind choose the nice will make you the best wifo, a is 1 this wide' world a judge of 15, start dogs, and prelty gowns, it is Ban. uunice bocause they have are unnice d to be cons ause they and uinice because they ad they aro zard every oo becaus Art in lie is in the r good manne girl the RS Dr. Birney cures hay fever. Bee blig. - e, Pleasure seckers should read the advere tisement of Excelsior Springs, Mo., today. nther to read such a book™ -8 {