Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 3, 1890, Page 12

THE OMAHA DAILY BEE, SUNDAY, AUGUST 3, 189%6~TWELVE PAGES THE FREAKS OF INVENTORS. cenn e | FIZZES FOR TORRID WEATHER | Sisti' S T e T Utk WO e Mg M, q | H SR TV ook whlch ‘oue Swations & Dr. Bittey curepeniareh, Beo bilg, | 0,50 of woudn sow Ining el wee dte 4 | ! the worms as we catch fis ey i Bl osument without using the figure 9, Tt stands Bome of the Curions Things in the Washing- | , The inentior . .(E,"K, H nt \‘:;;1.;:“l:.‘.":‘“n“:.t'"y“‘. Some Oooling :‘é “x‘l ("‘l“"“"lf‘:‘lp*r'd") Tunny EPrE ln:u’_j\r DROPS. Yt L T “'""""‘I‘:‘l‘:»‘l_:;“":';‘;: wn Patent Offee. : Thor of Men wow Living, _ : ) 1p to the are Hozons The peoplowho yacht | Yher it will reat for one by yoan, jees by which aman may carry his cigars paides ) appy oughtto bo happy, oughtn't | Thete s anotler “9" whiel me tostay nd fn his hat, and 1t ks unlike the figure0 in our dates 1nthe re Protect and lmprove YourSight by Usinga Pairof Our "Perfeclion” FYOUR WENS GO ON A STRIKE | Oneot tic most Curiousof pip ousis | MRS, BPPS WAS VERY ~ WILLING, ) “yioitact (Me) Ace: One of ouryoung men | Watithasslrealy moved upto fist. phce, vhe are e b the P, lost adianond pin recently and advertised | it will permanently rematn y Ne i ," s taken « ‘\'\, l‘“v by i T X Skndid i | for itintl The next day lie found it | 9" High Ann Whooler& Wil ving Madl H k ch s L ver 00 P Tal of Tower antdic ond « nolils drossing o T [ dorsed 1 o oreel » Migl e 5 dov L whethe t would h « was endorsed for fiest phce Herc's an ae nis e U LA oy LT < Ak tor—Touching Appeal to a Deb- rville Jourmal: The smaller brother | experts of Europe at the Putls Espostion of 1856 X =~ ¢ =A Toy Cow That Gives Roal There are ur et i ? tor A Mean Revenge— ! happiness when the larger | where, aft ontest with the lading m Milk— Fishing for Tape | pipes and pi ‘ Of Nelther Sex. X ipped at schoel ehines of (he world, It wis avardel tho only Worits, canes, and there are perhaps a 0, your Is with your wise aee be- | Grand Priz given to fimily sewing machines, ail " > | ventions for the ing off of ends of cigars, g ng town: a little oil on | otherson exhibit having reeived lower awards | some of which ave probably valuable > " 4 » d waters, yon know CBill, s ol | of gold medais, ete, The Fre Government | In agricuitiral patents” the human brain New York Sun: “T am 1to see you, | that causes all the trouble now. Turimoil.” lso recognized its superiority by the decorntion of (Copyright, 1690, by Frank G. Carpenter.\ has gone wild. The old cannon plow has | 8ir)" said thewidow to the cditor. “Your I N Fhero s nosense in weep- | MF. Nuthanicl Wieeler, Presidentof thocompany WasHINGTON, Juty al to ‘fuk | been often referrod to by which the farmer | Obituary of my husband was beautiful. I} it milk when it is twothinds | Withibe Cross of the Legion of Honor, Ber. (1 have spent the past weck in looking | takes his horses out of the furrow and shoots | Wish hie could have lived to read it at, ho N I notan old mchine tmproved up tho froaks of the patent office. Bidoby | SIS ALY GG ERIC NGl A SHght Misconception. i A Ul Ry ey v nd side with the greatest inventions of the age both ways and which can be lowered | New York Sun: Cleverton—1 underst - usiallyas lig as hots | o ¢in e ingmachive mechanism of the are classed the craziest offsprings of the | and raised to suit the dlge of thelovers. O | that sou took o flyerin Wall street the other | BES. " : ¥ Those who buy it can rest assured, there Buman brain. Today some mighty Edison | the same privcipl s the wdjustable 1‘..1{” : v SEPIING e gyter argsom 10 | fore, of Luving the vety latst and b 2 p ¢ i t all kinds of preachers. The ashawvay ou are wrong. vas ons of ol n arts,” said the patents an idea which lights the werld and ;-\wt‘w‘v' |‘”|’\1\ ““17 “:y‘}lvr ‘”m{ L '” x 3 ads milk dealer, s specially-minu factured t-and thr measuring cups arived Whit orald; Tt is so much o 100k wise i » establish that fact ally that many people siw wool anl say Mrs. Bipps [ hope 1 govdzess nothing. 2 wre. It is ume tomorrow some lunatic offers a plan by " spring, and by pressing a button the preache e 3 which all humanity can Iift themsclvesto | BES M, and by pressing a button the proa . Mrs. Bipps Was Wiltin aven by their bootstr In looking | It is said that this iuvention was in g Epech: M Tt mediine | to h the patent offico you are surprised at | oneof the western congr ons and that a | this mornig ; 1 Tike the wisdom and the foolishness o ? short preacher had been invited to discour but had not been told the peculinr tellect. The one is as great a TGOt tors Nt ik e y ind leaning over uind shaking his fingerat ! Y S G it B A0 S o — his windo Pake the department fl}.:fu‘:'(”fj“ o \"“ HLELRL Neitherdo L T always take ‘ he favin when th s totara the geind- | v A - A Wenioke specialty of highgrade goods, using the regularocus and ur “Thereare thousands of canes | tha button with his kneo and the puipit, | 2 one | | N 1 0 BpetBis pLEh ETaTS; HHO/SRIY [Tt GUATIY Siyatal Tehmes WHTEK of all shapes ar izes and one of these 2 | which had been set at t rightwa AM ring Call. .IH Bost ian id 3 1t d y $ | are scientifically ground tocorrectthe various cle'e of vision, cane and spittoon combined, It is patented up to six, carryi actier | Harper's Bar: Mrs. Pattangill (to nei e ¥ Hoa sl Brag o o W \ Every pairis fitted bya Praciical Optician of many years' experis by Myron L. Baxter of lllinols and it states along with it bor who has | “droppad o i There is a patent machine here Elviry, T cax ho. FiLE, TanB Raithnut | Y hesly ence,and weGUARANTEE SATISFACTION IN EVERY CASE that the tobacco ehewer has only to suck the E ot o Bl e m S oade 30ston Trd ' s, srber heto ¢ D 168 y N \ \ , \ whie it's one of my ow " Into it to the estent of half a pint and that | tionof their eativg their o 1 ) v W where to five it ) | JIDUCED PRICES his ludy love or the pre * need know | them. M the patent L « A Trac Christian. o1 Wi nutterwite the REDUCED PRICES. D eidenotec - diation SOLID GOLD SPECTACLES OR EYEGLASSES, AlY STYIE, ereat ndvantage during the continuance o i : i b me of drinking too mueh, but 1 defythe Z , y R > \ 0 4 SoHlbibtxierloos, Iashiras oF dlbet orlhs) | UDmimn, s dow tnid)e, box onelt 1wy tine T averlndnnyiotdswii nywites (IR LY s, AR E) ' Worth $5to $10; now $§3to $5 tainments,” Its top i wlein the shape ofa | v 1dy for a second layir There is | Jivasy ty : st vty ox w sotoud, ving, e 8 | BV e satio howo, witn Sont Fori ~Of cquse v Marie i FINEST STEEL SPECTACLE S OR EYECLASSES, Atk s madoin tho mnth o o | 0 S s, T ety o e a | B e : Inah Avo, hingo For$land $1.50; worth $2to $3 T T tho tall 8 o always of tho tloandet Uil | i sester: P ETIABGHR B preoh. caf that 1 am iclned 15 thiuk {15 botto . . FLODMAN & €0, BLUEOR LONDON SMOKED GLASSES, for shading th eyes, from 50c UP # il hotdt f tho tail t Do you ring #hat clock thing, mister, every 0 st Fomin Mumic-Cer xvh Sixteenth Street, Bevvare of using common Spectacles, w hich aresure toinjure your drinking man can carry bis ¢ ) of th v-tail holders strap the tail to the | yi,,¢6'vou collect a fare dainly, dear, th it You an oy b \ vedl i f hial ; i N hind log of cow, othets fusten [t to & ! 1 collect a fa J eyes, buttake advantage ofour reduced prices and bhuy the bestand whiskey inside of it and take his nip on th ' . S i s | BTSSR | e it iR s rg Betts BBeS | " ocuLisT's PRESCRIPTIONS FILLED, were attach strc L cow she The Count's Test of Gonui ss. ot they can b formed uto tho legs o a | gt bovw it he s of the mile, | Jevelors Wooldy: Miss Tonlor “count, | i et uded Sy, dottor what' | Physiciins, Surgions and Spialists. Nl \( \[ l" \7 l“ J) % l) 1) O stool of such a nature that e pedestrian ACI B0 PAtents for horsc alls us Well 48 | how do you know that your dismonds are | Smart—The ki s . | 120 1G AS e SR T [ / it Gitto G eis: 4By z0 advances . Bi S 0MAIlIA, walk. at just the pr angle is one which Lirslaofepabiils By 20 advan 3 8 e o o BrCotpat Tortinos o miAG mab || has L BOlborell T ikt oF aieo | otepawitiroklke ; e ) JEWELERS ANDOPTICIANS, of patent toys, and thero aro dozen toy in- | patentoes. Mostof those patonts are supid A Plea to Inspi yo S IR ; LS Established 1866, 16t hAND FARN AM STREETS, Omaha, Neb ventors who have made fortunes during the | 10F totheold plan of tying a - chestnu Weekly: o “Can't you ? Bo, % A 3 r the horses tail vut they are all ridicu L y i ray thee, icoman, why dost thou A R % 7 3 lasttwenty years, Among these aro Cran and impracticable, " Tost. curions | PAY Mo somethine on that bill you owe ic coldly turn away from mo? b2 The Omaha Medical and Surgical Institute dall, who got up the *‘1 in Clos ? puzzle, | them, however, is the patent of a yin- : x‘:ml r -«1":\"1”":' s o : The hunkof ice thon leav'st me now Plumpton, the man wio invented the roller \umm invented an *‘Adjy o False || Ao f .‘\ B | il Is 1ot the huik itought to be. Sl 3 adiustebLe Kae? | to sue you for the balane skates, the inventor of the returming ball and r l iy 4 : s that s t 2l and wistity the others. There are perhaps 2,000 toys in one | 04 GRS : e e e division of the patent, ofiice, and one of the | the bob & = Two months ago you came i Love and Business, e e ou sasin ailed horse or rub tailed horse nse ithel @ “Iive dollars —fiftoon p latest and cvaziest curiositics is a doll baby becomes quite as valuable us him whose tail | Seemve ¢ ut u told him I paid itwitha cheorful will s biesla s ) hes to his feot | iim well enoigh to marry 5 . . This doll { it ) Other patents are these for tra horses ‘nall atonce that hu This doll is patented by Rudol AT TS O CHOWaTthD THInGL (LB ot the A “No, the brute. Fo mirely. sail, Germany, and sists of udoll baby lorse ave -~ strapped up to belts around i ! s is business! and left thc on a pan with o filied with genuine | body, and sowe are so complicated that th . Sconed to ¢ st day by da milk on & littlo table in front of it. A rubbor il frighten o high-stiung auimal to = tern i { " *h, And when tube connect lass pipe which run > A western man has patented a shield fnto the bottle, S45ito i xouthor |1 v,':.\‘.m.r n being cut by wire the chiid down bohind and through | ! HICLBIO0NN SIS ORIV AOT VIO SrIlipn ier which is strapped | s Eiontsink) SIS LS the doll intothe pan. By means of a sy phon ot Ihe > which comes out through the doll’s head, ma ever i | ! ) A ¢ I Aud tho i Iy by da I've veateh ting lunkof i found in the clectrical division. ! > y Thy, dom't you know who | Y hirve i . ave charged with clectricity, and when the | th s the Dule of Cottingham.” ! 1 horse goes against them he gets a sho 5 How perfect] lendid mother would ever think of buying sueh a | which drives him back. In the same divi- | troduce me to im, th toy for hor ehild and it would bo the dirtiest | sionthere is an clectrie f centing : : nd wouldst th and sloppi ind of amusement, Still thi o i 4 i Unolassifiedl, S T} | 1r d stopp d of amuscment, Sti N PR R Light: Census Enumerator--Have you ¢ - se most widely and favorably known spece man Stelner thought somuch of it that he : et el I BT S R LR —— alisisin tho United Sotes. Ther 3 i to curb he gets a shock hen | children A 9 1 3} : kablo s wnd uniy patented it both in Germany and America, | thore 1s o chicken hobbler consisting of & | Ol Plainsman—Yes, two. Dr. Birney cures catarrh, Bee bl , Ay abl alie ¥ itment s ol N For thotreatmentof all OITRONIC AN D SUL-GICAL DISEASTS wces for Defirm e, and and he evidently expects to geta fortune spring attuched to a hen’s leg which if the Census Enumerator—-Sons or daughther: ~-———— 0 Surzieal Diseanses, entitlo thesy | Trusses Best Fadlities Apparatusand Remedies forsueeess £ul treat SCas o of it. hen attempts to scratel will move l“” |v||. s ither, confound ‘em! HOSEY FOR THE LADI gt ‘|y1.l\~l\w ns lo m;l full .mm.“m of | quirtni Medial of Suryeal freatment. NINETY ;(u;;;\[.nv:x‘:n\ q onré ateeniune Bew Anotler tor of much the same ovdor is the | 4nd Willib fact walleit hey're both dud i o i : P e AR I LTI & L anre. - ane citia, haiagon. F ; i g toy cow w can be milked. This cow is There s the bed bug buster by which the Will Be a Statesman, have paid out 81 (e P R G S PR cond the numer: made of wood or metal and it has @ | insccts wre gotten into n hopper and killed by | Arkanss A e . A 0D AN S N pren (el Private) 0% A ; wolia 3 11 Blood Disedses sucrons Sy L po tank inside of it just where the bag | chloroform, and there is also the tumblerfiy | “Soyou have come chool | Albany, Ga a fomale jeweler, fa e pistely Anently M‘J‘n’«“ e g SR AL { a6 Nine of the cow us . There are through which the flics drop into a bath | picnic inste ing to the circu: young vetty, who can hold her own w SV OUS chinery is sct in motion by which the doll be gins to suck and the wmilkk flows up into mouth and out into the pan. No seasible wiry Beneath the pretiy little daisiosy, RNy AN ROy oyi (§ e s vanatne et caieial Sinas bt Botiothrist: O X pre 3 t mkall 30y—"'Yes, s T Al R Ak thia stita ORDERS yield readiiy totholr skillfultreat | wirely preked, no narks o indeatecontents orsender. Oneperonnl iorvios b e TS fourudders connectod with this, and these | OGHKIE k difulare | “Tam proud of you. my little mar, One | "t nowest shingin . bl : UL OF stnd histery of yon Dl wee will serd (D pilin wrpperour BIOT T0 M a1, o Il have little valves in them, so that by squeez ATOIN, . Tie 5 swiers by the | of these days you roat 8 I ""lel“';‘ Al Den I';-‘lf'l-‘“m:‘\-lev:r LRIUnSY Speclalor Mervous Diseases, lupoteicy, Syphill, Glet and Varioeele, with questin st Adiiess tng them @ cortain amount of milk flows out dreds and bt provers by the score, |t Yes, sir BrBRICh (hSTIAOTE Habel b from busiiess. P Omaha Medidal and Surgicallnstitute, each time. Of coursethe tank must first be nose improver is one of the most cur *¢Col e, Bre 7 v (wal 8 The 7 e i HYDRO . filled with milk, and this is dono throngh a | Of thescorazy patenta, It has malo, itis | one) and talkto this little fellow thats I fuee | "SI INURIEHEN, GLERT 4 HCRS SIS ameV i O s T pipo that runs up from tho tankc to tho tail of | Sk XM, f04 Hs fnventor, and 1 eon | BUHL EHCT f0'to tho diren: they have seen” them on missionary | 1 c al W, ) Sw thocow. The inventor states that tho action | which are connected by a hinge. The sha Boy—*No, 1wouldn’trather com . but | Women ) p el i, Dosayed T . Femald | of milking is exactly th asthayof the [of its inside is that ¢ n perfect | pa give me fifty cents to come 1 As A rds stoc }w s, bl n».(l reinains S e real cow, and he has in addition an iron wire | nose, aquiline, Romun or Grecian, us you | goin’ to the circus, but. you vet y riumphant in_every testure, belt s 5 Witlee o i ; 2 pref and it all its work = at | takethe fifty an’ go tonorrer.” ton or wool, and it 15" to be seen in th 3 > 3 2 s, o [} which connects with the jaws of the cow and | brofer, and it docs all Cits - worl Ly 80 LOIPITOl, 18 o)l o moTHIngIiiAR 0w crnanently her cud while her teats are teiag palled. greased with olive oil until it is thorough Binghampton Leader: The other day fn | Loug, half-tight-fitting mantles, withloose, | affected at home. by pationt withous & mo. (Jl 'd(lllllt() 1 (:mlst, THE TLLUMINATED OAT softened,After this the improver s to beat- | one of ow public school it happened ‘that | hang Ksleeves, may be considered us e Pall O ANDoYLe, was geanted a patont in 1854, and itis o cat | tached and the person using it is to o to bed became incidentally asubjeet of refer- | the veey thing for evenne or carriage wear, T0 YOUNG AND MIDDLEAGED MEN. e atitoniils 5 ‘tinl o5tk rse of | wndsleep until morniug, A itis said | ence, and the teacher asked the children if Iso stll liked, though in a some- | A SURE CURL The awial crects of O spablabonta: ¢ or the purpise of |0 5hamtion is somewhat painful, -but this of them could tell her something of thi subdued shad - s eatly which beinas frightening rats or mico. This catis to bo in o few nights and the soft car- od person Onecof the littlo girls re- Larmless vanitios are permissible with | Doy wi sl ies Seemdid 5o o cuy made ina sittine postuve, and it is painted | tila 3 soon begins to assume the | membered having heard that Atlas used to woinan, 5o, when making tanspavent | cured ; 3 e over with phosphiorous, sothatit shines in | form of the beautifut shape of the improver, | hold up the carth and sail so. *“Used to | 4l toa bluck luce A | 1 line them with N Address those who have fm- the durk Mke n ot of fire. Its lnvontor | Atthe end of eight weeks you have o brand | hold it upt® said the tencher: *and cun any bt S doke ohaetnEDIRY. BETIS i o Btatos thit it oueht to b porfamsd with ol | BCN 0o which remaius with you until you | oue (ell e why he stopped holding up the | whén the sleeves a wor, tough it makes | proper tndulzene solitary hobits, whi of peppermint which is obnoxious torats and | of improve: . w nose quite | whena lad in the niddleof the room suid he | business. st get tired dilterent siylo | earths? Thero was sileio fora fow sceonds. | 1o armms ool maeh wihr Yot h i and body, nlcting tion for 3 5 lovely Bosnian linen vhich hus TS SN o ST o R mice, ma that while it does servo | diffcrent from yourlast ono butstill bemutl: | Vgucssed it was coa thecurth gotold caough | ne tovely, Bossian ltuen | which hus | MARKIGD SEN i thse mternz on thal s ) to sc the rodents away in | ful A Boston womun hus gotten out a | to hola itself up.” S hed ina bewutiful delocate ecrn | 015sisted. | DY the a1t Vmay b made o a | patent checl boutifier, which tukes awayall 0 M e Rl baw il dusciisicon OUR SUCOE:S \ j to form u useful parlor ornament in the day | thehollowness aud gauntuess from ol | ato Raturni Leom ning Ohurch. formed sometimes with werely Is based upon fi ni—Pructinl experl. 2 time. An toqually funny is the pat. | Mai’s chops and transfortas them into the New Yorte Herald, g 9 HETY ially studied, G r thread or with coloved thie : $ I ent sheet, ire at which is worked by clock- d PLUMPNESS OF SWEET SIXTEEN, “What ke you, my daughter, at service so I dictnes are : consists of . spring plate A Some young la Bridzeton wo | prepired | ily "o St 5 . - < hich s up its tail to the size of the mad- | atlier s ) 2 o ok - - g il oo bl drdieseaing ¢ n.]‘n izht nm the |mlvm_'~ reacting out | o with young Keprobate ¢ LLRSERKTAR e ”:: hbtie D] 3, B(,tt‘; &_ I%Lttb ol86 eque C o e s ke x 1 both sides prop out the chiecks so that You ne N * garden gate 2 ¢ v oA ’“ I "m‘ anovhe T RRR Siial 1o tho Iwilieey of, Livng midnight ey lose Ul ollow ook and grow round y 'y one's e ; e eeke astilic, onothecwaned (81405 Do UGLAS ISTREET, - - OMAHANER, | A porfect fitguaranteed. Teoth extracted withoutpain or damge, and withe b R 4 Wl WS | and young again. The same i has a dy’s p s others have ‘ ek G e 4 ".:‘,:},.“.,:,f.‘.“,.,.,“Lf?.‘}(":.f..!f“.f,':,g”“‘\}1"',‘,§ Jon | patent uking the fingers tapering | “The ser vas " the daughter re vept out stores and aone kindred che e Established 1858, ot anesthet Gold and siver fillings at lovest rates. Brilge and Crown : S BN 18 d eleg neans of cc and_ she lied ) B I st fad in -k, i o work warrmn ted, n the neighborhood jump for itand its poison | ™ A8(0F 4 : L ~ ) worls, h without plates. All work warranted. 3 RIS VIR e patent “The Finger Compress ha p s was dull and grim, X silic, and is J R s very can sk etenk " P cpers have long been troubled | Till the end of the se we had ide, | mstened with u jewelod padioek buekle, and A, S INERS ON ' s ave numerous patents containing the i it o ottt Lot | 8 oo 1 gt il el v |23 thefaiet Vel Thogend | 13 tndeptod (e Uit bearih | Office Paxton Block, 16th and Farnam Strects pphine Dori 0 v York has gotte ) sighed belles of the veity wear it as y e tna o miious | ephine Doriat of New York has gotten outa izted ) armose lis boen patentcd so thit a homse be- | patent for them. 1t consists of i tablo “Was caused by the parting him.” ) amulet, a chavm, an appends ich X 3 i < feaalts tnfng arRd you thiok B chariot has | Stools both of which run on an endless ; - brix ®ood luek forever 2 > fil- ‘:9 iy Intr e . Open eveuings until § o clock, phintugians ou o Bllabis ehatlot has o dincr comes in takes nseat on a stool, No Rose Withont a The fillment of every gontle i o Thiteh Joxea tud luminous. ghosts 1o drve | PAYs bis twenty-five cents for his meal ur Terro HantoExpross : Mre, Walls—Did yi Few muterials are nicer fo ve robbers, The patents to protect | 18 S¢b before him. - The table then summer teip very much £ than thin wooltns with u very 1 e 1y Ty batants to PIOWCt | move and tho man moves along with it. It | {2 el S ight | pattern. Theyshould bemade privessshape noted grave ra ¥ inetalic-cofins come . | continues to move him along till he gets to o onjoyed it better if the city | ; and may then' be worn for the prome: B e acores ana T Tocked. nt. ons sof s | tho other end of the room and. @i this ime o | 1ot syma qvery day and mads 1a@ roulie tha ithout the jucket or muntle. A silver-; rounded by burs of wrought ivon binding the | 3 Sibposed to have finished his meal for his | was 150 miles away from a bargain counter, polonuise fowered with lurge and et ™ iy tron binding the | dishes slide off avound o wheel and bis stool sprays, with gy velvet skirt and s Bt udh o distanee hat whon | S out with him. Thero is an endless 3 HET AR e Bet I (ho carth it wonld be fmpodila | ¢hain of these stools and the procession of M | e | pretly summer wear o move it except by a derrick. A New York | diners and dinne s on continuously. The b y: Miss De Simper—I | g, ish ladies areadopting the fashion of ¢ A R inyentor states that her improveme want to buy 8 dinmond neckluce. ialitacion ax on, man has invented @ coMin torpedo consisting | JYCNLOE states that har imp : Lo duy @ dinmond nocklice. ¢ s1.s | putting their maids who wait st table in of i canister of powder, balls and a trig lally reduces the number of ® : A L 3 livery. The skirts are pain these livery and he warrnts it " v for a restaurant. It @ Is delay Miss De Simper: O my! l‘.nn a0’ adepess | Sa B ORI RE M OB I Golo of he kot The oldest and largest factory o and want something positively stunnin 3 Dinaha 75 i S it s 3 All the pleats ave theown behind, Then the | D Cmaha for fine work, wing the celes IO MLL ANX TERSON PREVENTS ANY UNDUE LINGERING Joweler—I soo ne with fificon & | \0iigtcoht und jacket uto trimmed with livery . Who attempts to open the \ which it is | at the table on the part of the guests vatstones. 1 can sell you that for bands, buttons and erests or 1mo0LTIMS in placed. Ho does not reficct that in this day [ There is a patent faro box in the model — metal, A high stiff white collar, white cuffs mtes furnished. Fine ropairing a of changing graveyurds some of the gencra- | room and there are patent dice boxes and 1 ’ r i and a tiny white cap like a topkuot complete e i tions of the future imay want to remove their [ card games, Oue of the dice boxes throws 1T Mal bagaasafkase Lihta Ivers specinltys fathers, and may o their great surprise | up the dice by mean: P g and the A e s PR . ) 4 e iven an immediate introduction to them | throwing is done 8080 thng | spaseayouy hysbands Lmlghtilive Al s Autograph funs, arevival of an old fushion, | 1400 and 1411 Dodgo Sh., Omaly . $ hapny, bt now it be. Tonight we | are made this season of ivery piper,an ex ;. through this torpedo. A Mussachusetts Yan- | it is impossible to che o jous | DALY, bu Aot oni e | ave ! 0 i SHTN %ec has patented a dynainite bomb which ho | boot jacks form anoth gliaes | UL DATI ARG UaRt bater, Yoq AL ReY selleyituibatin fotieast vary, Biic.ol eeil AIRHAVEN By places in the tomb, ~ This would shoot the | of patents ¢ me o these . 3 Rt AR I L S L Sy, Bk pime. bt dern 1y, V grave-robber up to heaven, and it is equally | consists of an fron affair made in the shapo of Ak § it CHOMAC 3 A0R0L 1 [axcrlie auy cn o fuscribod | in Ooking Goal: Iron and fim \ t Y Lindbte it talk thus. hould part us withindellibieink. If you number anuriist | thousandso o probable that it night send both the coffin | a pistol which you can carry in your hip pock: “Ha! ha! he hed bittorly and smiting usi nong your favoriies a s b wen eV Jutore and the corpsedown to thoother place, There | et and frighten a robber with upon occasion. | pis forehead. *Would it w Hoh BBt o @ R R AR "_”*l-“‘\‘“j ey P ' i gr 3 £rom not are hundreds of patents for different kinds of- | There is also a patent pocketbook with a pis. s JE.B AR 01 TAUNC. QB30 BYI0ETIPR b ngattachuent. No horse wotion bratel spring washer axle, Drafts and I 1000 4100 (U, 8. Censusiind nuessed | ing T - embaluiing juice, and tho embalming juice int | tol insido it. When the robber asks yon for | ell rgrets ave vati, Wo part night for | haps be cteled pon two or miore of ‘i irays Atr Norks: e ) l P eyl 1 t)lt e ( >OM ]) an L]¢ P h » | « ks, along wi e name of etehe i ventors fought over General Grant’s body ae | your money or your life you hand out your | V&t sticks, along with the name of the eteher, s ) {Ivestinents, A magnificent display of everything useful and orname ntal in the 0, Bdward! Why, why . ) recause the Loss has en; i v A - . O é 2 2S. virtuo of their various fluids, Ono of thesa | Other patents are still more ridicalous and mply because the loss has engaged an | oty curtaing of transpavent white muslii AR L) furniture maker’s artat reasonable prices. some g0 sout o model consisting of | thoman wholooks for cranks on his road | CXDCr Lo stait tomorrow on examiuing the | \wivha pattern of largo round spots. They NG PAPER, > ) — coftin ‘with an embalmed buby in it to the | through the patent ofice wili come to think | 2004 — are lined throughout with gold-colored Tudia patent oftice and was very indignant because | that inventors are fools and their’ patents Reforences Required. sille; and are trimmed on the edge with a frill . NEW LINE. AR e commissioner would ot put tils dead | bumbugs. Tho scrious sido is, however, he | (iood News: Mr. Hightono—My dear, you | [00F 1 lies deep of fuitation Valenclenues | Mount MeGregor in order to demonstrate tha | pocketbook and Shoot himn” through the heart A summer drawing room las exceedingly I Lo baby on exhibition, A S e e A e y M High ear, 30u | jce, Broad bandsof yellow silk as wido s ; 3 o 1 = A e ‘Speaking of cofins calls attention to med- | Giscuss hereaftor, 1 WY | must send that new gixl away at once. She | 7408 sash fusten them back, The_ shades It so call and examine our_fine line of art goods, comprising s not fit to have around 5 Escutcheons e shes de: § feal patents, Doctors' inistakesare generally Tuaxk G, Canenxrrn, | 2 Bk fpiobave alounlh st as quick as 1 | [0 the windows arcof wiite aid gold stripcd Locks. K hobs, Escutcheons and Hinges, in all finishesand designg burled and some of the inventions here show } ik drer linen, the stripe being two inches wide ~ 0 9 e » the meaus by which en aro taken qit of the | Dr, Birney R Earh Baalda SR ELA R PAMBIBRIG L o Steifod window shules ire nuw wid quite o CHASE & EDDY, H IME BA L)(x H & TAY L()I{, world in trying to vemain in it. The medical 2 110 give that creature & refermoel’ eetive. They como in and yellow, 1= N A . patents are of every description, One of the Sals for Moths o e e e FY T donry | Striped with white.—Axt e BOOKERLIERS AND BTATIONE 1408 Douglas St, Omaha. most_ridiculous was reforred to in a recent S 3 - AN e ondition vou eame | M. Willie K. Vanderbiltis siid to hay ENGRAVERS AND PRINPERS. A e e i R For moths salt is the best extermina- | she'll telleverybody the condition you cam oA R RAVERS A . = § & [ae B Eihan HInET e (v the most imposing bed in New ol LENR tor. The nuns in one of the hospital | homeln the other night, and the-the way I | 0o ¢ it style of posts and canopies, 113 South 10th Street. 14 I MR : s no | CONvents have tried rything else | 3 and it stands enthroned us itwereon i raised d its inventor is a man named Myers who | \ithout success, and their experience is | ARE 3 . e s high in the conter of e —— claims bo has bud great success in catehing | LRANENE A00 INEIL SRDESDaR IS | TheStaus of the Got. : st el R Rt AR = TER valuable, as they have much clothing | room, whi " ur wi ! x : ey $l00 oo tapeworms with it. It consists of a little 4 . \ Chicago Times: McCorklo'(the newly ap- |t on Fifth avonue o e e e K. gold capsulo about halt an tnch long and_as | Of the sick whogo there, and strangers | noiytad real estate assessor on his rounds) | Lvo b FHth avenuo wud two on Kifty 4 wis 9 i \ stead s 0 ewood and the b lave re ed to 1207 Douglas St., osite Millard Hotel. iground us @ lead pencil. At the end of | When dying often leave there quantities | Thore, Mistiur O'I Ol've put in the TS DINIINE 12 00 tinowac M8 b 4 Afients Yanted ! Fure omarod 0 3401 Diugin Biu onvanll 2416k this capsule there is @ livtle ring and to this a | of clothing; ete, They hud o room full | primises at §0 @ phut front aud the BoaL | e Lt e o At seo o ir g by Stove Repairs for 1300 Different Stoves, Ranges and Fumaces. silk thread s to bo tied, By pulling the ¢ of feathess, which were sent there for Rt 4o, ato i Mg the: slseror coukl & Bolgedio 81) six ! 1 o apart you set s spring i good deal pillow making, and they were in dos- | O'Toolo—Phat the suikes Lev yez todo wid f yut s vlizar thing s been tvunoved ‘and | p . A ROBT. UHLLG, Pr ©. ), EATON, Mas ; that of tho'old fashioned steel tooth rattrap | nair. a8 they could'nat cxterminute the | the goat! Heisn't rale s P A B Bl PR Bope o bty - e and this sprink s teeth just. like the rat 1 oy could'nat exterminate th McCorkla—O0, hois )| Don't yez | ! 1 R | h trap. You bait it with a ittlo bit of X moths until they wore udvised to {1y |yt o interte o, Mistlur | PORH 0F old rree sotly i - W ) ARRIACES star @ yourself for about three days and then | common salt, They nkted itaround, | Gitoole. O hey the law ' O kuow me 3 bl e ine Ll L - o ,.9 A E,A‘KM“,,.M E,y, 4 ABY B FHEE swallow the trap maintaining all the while a il in o week or ten days they were al- | bizne Me instrooctions is to “assiss at a Dr, Birney cures 1-.1Ln‘rh‘ Bee bldg. 5% 3 decay, was s eareful hold of the thread attached to | together rid of the moths, They are | fairvaluation all rale property boundin’ and - DR. GLUCK, end ) valuple \ j B I Y >worm which by this time | never troubled now, \ abuttin’ on _both sides av the strate.” Oi've Gifts ummmunuu.um‘m lum' ben con- Eve and Ear Japsiciiprs 4e oue ous ¥ o = 1s very hungry makes o greedy dash for the Jbocn watchin' tho basteand it's many s time | tributed to Mr. Moody’s Mount Vernon aud \) 3 Silisvea whagsand Pigs e Anaels s ~0f Bl -sajsule 1 Dr. Birnoy cures catarrh, Bee bldg, bevOi ieen 'ln @bounin’ ad o butiin’ on | Noxibtleld schools, Barker Block, lith wd Funam. Telpkous s