Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 15, 1890, Page 16

THE OMAHA DAILY HBEE The Credit System. Used by Millionaircs, Merchants and Manufa Vanderbilts borrow.—The system of credit introduced by the the terms of collection People's individuals have not at some »d that to obtain credit . The merchant who does an extensive business frequently needs the assistance of th turers often borrow money. I corporations, not excluding the home rond—Union Pacific—mortgage their property for the purpose of raising money. The Garretts, living in palatial uces, often go into the money and ask advances that enable rsue their rious undertak- te and municipal governments Uncle Sam, issues bonds of in- y may use the cash obtained thereupon. Hence it is but natural that aimost every second person desires credit. Some ask for cash mone uLh.-rs for merchandise. 5 WANTS OF TF TASSE! A system that 15 so generally utilized by corporations, merchants and manu- facturors, ought to be applicable with great advantage to private individuals in order that they may enjoy the bene- fits vouen the mercantile world. To afford this opportunity and extend 10 every honsekeeper—rich or poor— this blessing. the People’s Mammoth Installment House wus inaugurated r's 40, The system adopted by this company, and which, further on in this article, will be clearly set forth, is conceded by all who have had dealings with the house to be most satisfactry and ,of great advantage to the purchaser. SHING A HOME COMP TE. \lmmnuth Installment aand 619 North 16th Street, n California and Webster Streets, occupying large and comodious buildings. The am of the house has been to enable a pur- er to buy from it everyting that is sssary to furnish a home, whether relating to furniture, kiteh utensils, chinaware, carpets, 2urtains and other ordinary and high priced goods—and even luxuries—such as handsome mir- rors and French clocks, in a word everything is kept to furnish a home from cellar to garrct. ~ This can bo done in n most substantial manner fora very modest sum. On the other hand, those who are desirous of possessing handsome and elegant furkitur id other embellishments to make home luxuriantly attractive will find at the Peopl Mammoth Instaliment House, asplendid opportunity to gratify their wish. Few time experien le’s THE SYSTEM, Tt is doubtful whether there is a sin- gle honest man or woman who has not ienced at some time or other ti to possess some article of neces sity, comfort, or even luxury and lln, ahsence of the necs ' ted the immedinte purchase. Weoeks and months pussed before the coveted article could be bonght, although the purchaser was perfectly able to afford the outla The credit system of the People Mummoth Installment House affords ample opportunity to every honest per- wything that is whnted—im- at a most reasonable price, for as the convenience of allows him to do. In mediate and puy the purchaser Mammoth Installment House. The statement of a newly married couple. e “or month so much until pad for. turers.—Even Its reasonable You buy what you want at o fair market price, have the use of the article at once, whether it is a kitchen table, carpet orstove, pay for it as it suits your convenience and as you may arrange with the firm—each week plain words: This system has been loudly praised by all who have made use of the Peo- ple’s Mammoth Installment House's liberal terms. It is the aim of the com= pany to treat most fairly and Liberally atrons. In this they have atly succecded. An examination of r books shows the names of persons » continuous buyers. SSING I'T AFFORDS TO ALL. is cited to show the ad cdit system as pr this firm. A young man who held a clerical position in a commercial house fell in love with a young lady h\ln;: in the northwestern section of the city. The courting continued for a shol y. To bo briel, they were married. The young couple resided with the parents of the wife. 'I'he husband’sin- come was only $13.50 per week. Ina few months some disagreement arose 1 the mother of the young wife atter’s husband. Things grew more unpleasant with each day. The couple finmdly decided to move. The oung husband had been boarding 10 s of his single life, and the very a to return to the call of the board- ing-house bell was a horror to him, and thoy concluded to rent a small house und go to housekeeping. Where to get the necessary furniture was now the leading questio A C LENT IDEA, In this frame of mind the pretty young wife saw the advertisehient of tne People’s Mammoth Installment House in Tne EVENING BEE. and she immediately communicated the good news to her husband upon his return in the evening. They decided to visit the store to ascertain terms, &c. The good young wife prepared a list of all which is essentially nec y for a small house. With this prepared list they met the manager of the compuny. To him the ntsand financ mediately, sek from that day the happy couple were snugly and comfortably situated in their OWN home. It took them 8 montks to pay for the furniture, &e. The same folks have been buying from the l‘ul])]4 s Mammoth Installment House e and to-day they po as nicely handsomely furnished home as an the middle in Ihw vlt\ first purchase By permission of this hapoy you cun have thei upon at our store. Cert; t goes w doubt that the credit system was a bless- ing to these people. Numerous other cases could be cited of a similar nature. What, however, every purchaser desires most is fair and houest treatment, and you may depend upon it that you will receive it at the People’s mmoth Installment House, 613, 615, 617, 619 North 16th Streeu, be- tween Califormia ana Webster, directly opposite Hotel Esmond. , were made ir of The ts ago. couplo 1 $60 worth of goods, SUNDAY, JU? NE 15 800--SIXTEE N PAGES, NECESSITY KNOWS NO LAW, The Great Unloadmg Sale Shal Prior to our semi-annual inventory which takes place at the People’s Mammoth Installment House, July Ist. gigantic unloading sale shall continue. ter what the loss may be. ane Household goods, at about 50¢ on the dollar may never occur again. the fact that goods are actually being sold at less than manufacturers’ prices. Note Our Unloading Prices. 2000 yards Ingrains, at 15€ ..iewvevanaen 4000 Window Shades, at 25C...ovv..u. 2500 Chairs, at 2 1400 Kitchen Table 186 Rockers, at $1.30. 56 Baby Carriages, at $2.25... 55 Baby Carriages, at $4.25. 500 Pillows, at 35c. 26 Parlor Suits, at:$19:00 s v« ieaveuoeas 22 Parlor Suits, at'gabtane. . « v cunveos 16 Plush Rockers, at $7.75..... e uwortin ¢ Vsl WOt ST 00! GO Ao ] Vul negWOTHHE Y, 78 «v oo tvorth 30,00 vveaesworth 40.00 ...worth 14.00 ...worth 2.50 .. worth 4.50 ..,worth 8.00 <..worth 1,00 .35 ALl Goods Defivered Promptly, Terys—So that everybody can buy whether they have the ready casl or not, we shall sell all these goods on easy payments without charge or interest. any $15 worth of goods, ¢4 per month. 830 worth of goods, $6 per month, $1 per per month. ¢90 worth of goods, $10 per month. $125 worth of goods, $3 per week or ¢12 per month. I 50 worth of goods, §5 per week or 5 £ it $20 per month, extra week or $1.50 per week or $2 per week wr ¢8 2.50 per week or BI3-615-617N.16™T, such Contiue. We are overstocked and must get rid of a great portion of our Prices have been cut almost in half, and Their stock, no mate an opportunity to buy Furniture, Carpets, Stoves Be sure to call, and you will be convinced of 726 Kitchen Sa 980 Dining Tabl 600 E 56 ( fes, L3100V cinte ctension Tables, at ¢ 108 Chamber Suits at 59.30 OGO 4800 yards Brussels Carpets, at soc... 2700 yards Matting, at 18c..... 48 Ice Boxes, at $4.70..¢4.... sasoline Stoves, at $4.90. ... 116 Hanging Lamps, at ¢1.75 96 Cook Stove 57 Bureaus, at , at $9.00. $7.50. And Other Goods at Equally Low 3.75. DGO U A e § o« oo . Worth s oo oWorth s oo oworth .. .worth .. .worth . ..worth ...worth ..worth .worth ...worth Prices. Ning Grand Prizes st Grand Prize—One beautiful plush p ulm Selseam Gecond Grand prize—One elegant oak chamber —One handsome oak 1 celebrated family universal cook stove value l hird Grand Py Fourth Grand Prize fth Grand Prize sventh Grand Prize—One gorgeous plush oak rocker. ahth Grand Pri Suit. . . sideboard. . § One fine oak bookcase. sth Grand Prize—One solid oak extension table. ze—One [ fine decorated stand lamp. ... . Ninth Grand Prize—One handsome hanging hat rack .value .value .value $100 100 50 due value value value i. 15 1 value 10 Goods sold on easy payments and dellvered free of charge to Council Bluffs, Fort Omaha, South Oma avoid the rush. Interest ask ha ed. and Florence. COSSIP 0N THE DIPLOMATS Mode of Life of Uncle Sam’s Leading Rep- resentatives Abroad, WHITELAW REID'S PARISIAN HOUSE. It is Distinguished / ficent Lstablish William Walte ishes Berlin-: mong the M nts of Gay Par Phelps Aston- rang in Vienna- (Copright 159 by Frank G. Carpenter.) WasiiNGToN, June 12.—[Special to Tne Bee.]—More than a hundred thousand Amer- fcans will visit steamers leaving Now, packed, and a number of congressmen, including Sen Stanford, are now on the other side. There is no truth in the statement that Stanford v, and his private secretary tells me that his berth on the ship was taken two years ago, and at the same time, he says, he wrote for Stanford to the leading hotels of London and Paris and other places in Europe where he had stopped on his previous trip and en- gaged rooms for him, to be in good order at date given two years off. Senator Stanford will spend ten days in London, three in Pavis, and he will then go on to Kissengen, where he will remain several weeks, Mrs. Stanford in the meanwhile will travel over Europe, and the senator and she will at the close of his stay at the springs make o tour through Russia. Senator Stanford gave orders be- fore he left that none of his Electioneer colts should be sold at any as the old horse was in delicate health and the stock bade fair to run out. Ho was besieged during his last days here by some of the noted horsemen of the country who were anxious to know in what race Sunol would beat Maud S's record during the summer, but as the senator did not know himself it is havdly probable that he told. The immense fncrease of travel to rope makes our foreign ministers and consuls more fmportant than ever and the minister to Rus sia, in view of George Kennan's expose of tho Siberian prison atw most interesting figures in our diplomatic corps. © American travelers in Russia will be closely watched and complications of a serious nature may arise at any time, Charles Emory Smith, who is now on his way to Russia to act as minister to the court of St. Petersburg, 1s eminently fitted for the position, He is A Born Diplomat, and though he undoubtedly possesses great natural abilities in other lines, his diplomatic talents have done much to bring him where he is. Hewas hero just boforo he left for Europe and T am told that Blaine told him he could take his own time In getting to his post He is a great friend of Whitelaw Reid and William Walter Phelps and he will plnhll»l\ spend some time in Berlin befc Petersburg. He is oneof the youn our diplomats and is, I judge, about forty-five years of age. He began his newspaper career on the Albany Journal and he was the editor of this when Conkling and Platt resigned from the senate, He was a strong Conkling man and the other editors of the Journal wanted to support Garfield. They tried to freeze him out but he wouldn't freeze, but wh he finally saw that he could not be of much good in such & muddle he accepted $15,000 for his fourth interest in the paper and nominally left it for the time, intending to go back to it later. Just about this time Calvin Wells, the propriotor of the Phila. delphia Press, was looking around for an ed: ftor, He had had loaned a lot of money to John W. Foruey and bad, I thluk, taken Press stock @s collateral. The result was that ies, is one of the Wells had to take the loan and I un- him $154,- run it when Forney died Mr. Press to save his derstand that it cost 000. He got several among whom were clerk of the house of representatives and oth- Change after change found the paper | still running behind and Wells was at a loss what to do with it. At last he went to White- law Reid and asked him to recommend some competent man as editor. Whitelaw Reid suggested Charles th and Mr, He found Smith not at all anxious to go and it required considerable urging. Mr. Smith said that ho would have to have a high salary, and Mr. Wells told him that he would pay him what- ever he wanted and asked the amount. Mr. Smith's ideas were not so large as they are now and he fixed the figure at and an interest in the pape Wells at once consented and_ Cha’ Smith oecame editor and business manager of the Philadelphia Press, The Paper Began to Boom 1s soon as he took hold of it and it has in- sased its circulation right along until it now has 115,000 Sunday circulation and publishes aten-page paper every day. It made, I am told, $230,000 last year and Charles Emory Smith's stock has made him a rich man, He expects, T am told, to spend $10,000 more o year than b which will make his ex- penses § and ought to enable him to entertain ve Mr. Smith is noted for his suavity of demeanor. He is a good manipulator of men and the probability is among the Russians be will make many friends and no enemies Our consul general at Petersburg will help him. There is no more popular consul in the service than Johu M. Crawford, and he is th only American consul gneral who has of u private interview witn awford was received by the empress not long ago, and Crawford’s popu- larity with the Russiaus comes about largely through his translation of the great epic poem of Finlaud which is thought much of in Rus- sia. Tt was Willi Edwards, former consul at St who discov- ered the spotted iron frauds by which the val- uable Russion iron was being passed into this country under the low tariff of damaged iron s Russion iron is the best in the world. 1t comes from the Ural mountains ana it com: mands a high duty. The shippers by sprink- J ling acids over it made it look as though it was rotten, and it entered our ports s dam- aged iron. Once passed the custom oM a little seraping and a slight washiug took off all the spots und made it as good as new. Ed- vards in this way saved the government tens of thousunds of dollars, and he is a cheap man at the #4,000 which Uncle Sam pays him, as the present consul general to Berlin. Whitelaw Reid will do a great deal of en- tertaining this summer, He pays & e for his Paris house and his expe run close to $100,000, His salary is 00, and 1t thus takes §10,000 more than this to pay his house rent. Still I once heard Whitelaw Reid make a speech at an Ohio press dinuer in which he spoke of the days when he was working for Five Dollars a Week and he s more sunobbish today than he was then, There is on Newspaper row in Washington the old desk on which he wrote his dispatches for the Cincinnati Ga- zette at a salary perhaps of 0 a week and there are men on the row today who worked with bim side by side. He made the bulk of his money by his marrlage with the rich duughterof the millionaire, D, O. Mills, and it is suid that Mills gave his daughter $1,000,- 000 as o wedding present. Mr. Reid was connected with the New York Tribune at the time and he owned a large amount of stock in the paper. Shortly after the wed- ers. the ¢ no ding & statement of the ownershipof the stock of the Tribuue was made in whick it | to the mana| was shown that Reid owned seventy-five shares, his wife fifty shares, and Ogden Mills twenty-five shares, or in all one hun- dred and fifty odd of the two hundred shares of Tribune stock. During that year the Tri- bune made 25 per cent. It had not been pay- ing before but I judge it is doing very well now for when Mr. Reid was here this spring he said that he had no complaints to make as ment of the paper and it wis making more money than it ever had before, Whitelaw Reid’s forte lies in his executive ability, his lmowledge of human nature aud a fair degroe of natural literary talent. He has confidence in his own judgment and can read @ man through mnd through with hi: cold blue eyes the moment he has a chance to fasten them upon him. He is tall, thin, and hatehet-faced, very quick and nervous in his actions and full of industry and commen id hard work in the bune and he kept marriage. He lived like a lord in this country as soon as he could afford to and he paid §100,000 for his city house and had a country home which cost considerably over a quarter of a mil He will doubtless live equally well in P: The same is true of William Walter Phelps who is making such a success in Bej Mr. Phelps’ new house on Dorotheon Strasse, is is the center of fashionable Berlin and when M. Phelps began to remodel ita month or so ago it made the Germans open their eyes. The average German family has a flat or two and lives above stores or shops. It is only the wealthiest who can afford independent establishments. Mr. Phelps took the whole building, ripped out the shops and made them into servants’ rooms and kitch, He then had the whole house papered in American style and furnished with elegant hangings, He surprised the people by taking the doors off their hinges and making alcoyes and arches between the rooms. A the floor with wooden mosaic and it is said that there is now . No ervior in Berlin such as that of William Walter Phelps, Tts ball room is the wonder of the German nobil- ity and its vestibulo in which the American and the ( an flags are wound about ovér i rors is the talk of the capital. is an old aiplomat. o with honor at Vienua, where he in 1881, as President Garfleld ade himself a name in congress. curious fellow for a millionair He dresses in business clothes, affects the brightest of red neckties and he baugs bis iron gray hair over his broad and rather low forchead. When he first came to congress b was called the New Jersoy dude and the older members rather laughed at him. One day however, ke took the floor and made his first speech, It was a masterpiece and it put him at once to the front as a leader of his party. Since then he s rankod with the few men at tho top. ¥l s closest friend and lent Hhum I think about $25,000 on his house some years ago when he was in financial straits, I know he had a mortgage on it but I think this has since been paid. He man aged a number of Blaine's campaigns for him and he has given no end of money to the ve- publican par He still owns a great deal of property here in Washington and his estate is increasing in value every day. Colonel Fred Grant has just s @ friend here stating that he is 1 pleased with his life in Austpia. Mrs, Grant spent some time with him last summer and the ool onel and his wife were anxious to have her remain but she pined for the flesh pots of America and would not, He is living more quietly than either Whitelaw Reid or William Walter Phelps but his circumstances necessi- tate this, and though Vienna is one of the gayest courts of Europe the American minls ter's entertalnments can be increased or di- minished as he pleases. ‘The popularity of & minister, however, de ent a letter to 1o | | tually did. l pends loveely upon his sxpenditnres and a poor man can hardly make a good record st any of the great posts on the miserly granted by our government, Here at Wash ington the Russian and English ministers have salaries about equal to that of the pres: dent and they veceive in addition Yo this somewhere near $50,000 aplece every year which they are expected to ex- prend in entertaining. It is the swme with the #’hinese minister, and 4v all of the huwpn eourts our mi men receiving auces. At Cor jster has a service of gold plate and 'wo or Three Palacey Puarnished Hin. He has a big lllln\\.w and our minister gots 3 himself. The lsst winister, Mr. Osc Htraus of New York, spent at least 30,000 a year in entertainlug, and he was by all odds the most eficient minister we have had in ‘Purkey for years, He guve as good dinnevs #8 any of the wealthier diplomats, though hp bad to pay for them ot of his own pocket, #nd he raised the name of America in Con~ stantinople. Mr. Straus is a man of fine cul- ture and his wife is one 4f the most beautiful #nd accomplished wowen in the United Mtates, He sustained tho closest relations tn the offivials of the sultan and he, notwith- standing he was of Jewjsh desvent, had per- Jiaps move influence than any other man in the diplomatic coyps. 'I'he preseut minister 10 Coustantinople is an Oregon man and bis wame is Mr. Solomon Hersch, Quite a number of fay diplomatic pa will become filled withiy the next few weeks Honator Palmer, when b was here in Wash- ington & few days ago, said that his deter- mination to resign the Spanish mission wus fixed aud that nothing vould keep him av from bis new log cahin on his old farm in Detroit. He has sixty Percheron horses thepe each of which is worth $1,000 and he prefees 10 hear the lowing of thiy Jersey cow to the picking of the Spanish gwitar. He was 4t the head of the agricultaral committeo when in the United States senate and he iys posed as the gr nd of the can farmer, said that wds will push bim forward as the farmers’ candidate for the presidency duvivg the next campaignund the W men in the United States who have more availabde parts in this regaxd (han Senator Palmer. Fle can show the peaple one of the model farms of the United States and the picture of & man who has an jncowiss of at least #00 @ duy walking about - iy his shirt sleeves avd feeding his stock, blawing up stumps with dynamite and setuiag Yhe steam engine to work to pump watge ino his arvificial which he is raising n fine drove of ( earp would thrill vhe mortgag the far west. Thefuct that he lives in a log cabin would make djm popular throughout the frontier and ne vue would stop to adk whether the cabin gost $12 or 814,000 as it ag- At anyaty e 2almer pre fers bis favm to Spdin ayd there is a §12,000 place for some other stave: he wmission to (hin probably not re main much longer in thé hands of a democrist ] Charles Denby has been more than four yeurs at Peking and though he has made # good minister the fatey have it that he will bave to go. Peking is wve of the nexpensiv courts for an Americay minister, For months of the yoar It i practics Wut off from travel by the freezing up the Peiho river, and during the other six months it is so far away that but few Americans can visit it. The American miu fster has o house, the rent of which is paid aur government, und by has about tive aci ! ground surrounded by u bigh wall and ¢ gred with low one-storivd buildings. One of these buildings constituyes his ofice. Others of thewm are given up ty his sevpotaries aud avrvants. He which % stores his guests, aud another with large year and rooms b ony bouse in parlors in which he lives himself. He has a gl per in livery, and the American eagle sticks up his tail over his big front door. His house is on the street known to the citizens of Peking as that of the Subject Nations, and all of the Chinese nobles think that He is a Barbarian, He never sees the e is never invited into a high-toned Chinese family, and he lies upon the Buropean population of Peking, consisting of about a hundred familics, for his society till he has lots of nice people all around ~hir, and the lack of Chinese so- clety is a blessiug rather than a cur The head of the Corean legation at Wash- ington tells me that our new minister has just reached Seoul. He has by no meansa a bad post. His salary is § year and he has a guard of eight soldi furnished by the king, and when he goes out he rides in a chair borne by eight men in livery, and the soldiers go in frout and yell to the common people to keep out of the way of the high muckamuck. The American legation at Corea has a fine building or series of build- ings belonging to the government, and one can live as comfortably there alnost as any- where in the world. There are about a hun- dred Americans there, and though it costs a great, deal to get wines and prov of Shanghai from Europe, the coun of gnod meat, vegetables and fraits, and thera is no 1éed of a minister cooking a Corean baby now and theu as ours is charged with doing by the natives, Colonel Dinsmore has made a very popular minister. He stood very closn to the king and he made a good r Auring the missionary troubles. He w understand, soon return to America, and w y sertle down in Avkansas and prac- ice law. He is, I judge, still under forty and is a man of her vacant mission will be that of Siam in Uncl n owns his own quar- ation is on the banks of the Me- and the minister has to go from 1t of the ci another in boats. He i fre nan one can got o car house, but s i rule tion is done by u steam lau 0 get on the river to keep 1t is hot in Siam all the year round are 1o win- dows in tho fugation. building and our minis- ter, Jucob T, Childs, is a fat, round headed littlé man who looks like Bob Ingersoll, and who is as jolly as heis fat. He sent in his resignation at the time Cleveland was de foarod but he has not as yot been displaced and is devoting his time to clicking away at a book on Siam ou un American Lypowriter, NK G, CARHENTER, of his locomo- nd he is glad ——— v of Today. Washington Post: A happy Enter Reginald de Montfort, toginald de Montfort (folding arms and glaring flercely)—Muadum, you kuow inc Mrs, Gui teur)—I must confess, that honor. It de M. (hissing into her I will tell you. Mrs, Mct A Dran bome, his do MeGinnis (with hau- sir, that Thuve not Then ear) have 0, great heavens! T You are—O have pity, Pity? nd must Pity answer s M string sneeringly gers, You only a Mrs., MeG. (almost overcome yes; I know—but think—I am ak woman, Be generous, 1 de M. (visibly affected dare not spare you even thou wish to Mol p M. Woman, T gh 1 will And you I must, . Mets, (with visible effort at fhen I am thirty-four wve no chronie dis ha ntal defects, o 1, sli , butam n home, and it isn't mortg Leave me, leave me, (Falls the floor, while Reginald calmly through the door.) know all? self- contrc yead old might | « FUN IN SNALL PACKAGE Bright Bits From the Think Tanks of Cur- rent Humorists, WHY DEADBROKE WAS The English We sonded Taker of Natural Weath yand—Yes, pler Wife- Husbund—No; I Copiously — the I Use —~Arthur Re- Th utu her k Al cto Wife—Got ty. Got a knife and for ve got a corkscrew. Hard Lines, Pritadelphi 1 But wor: i Press, NERVOUS. Census t the ry. ~enough to rouse his And make his visage grin— He finds in this condition dire The world is dow Synon New York Morning logist—Why, s wn on him, Journ: , wenther proph known in the time of Julius Ciese Historian—Well, self. In those ¢ Cgugurs;” nowadu borea history they we Silence is Golden, Haute [ v he Braggs—No wonde from his father, who t sotme five or six years Somerville Journ “You won't be ner ding ceremony, will Mr, Deadbroke be until the ele us man and wife, ymi my Honesty is th Somerville what did you say Ethel, when he gave y Ethel—"1 toid better, mamma,” 8¢ Somerville the ladies in full CUrasher—1 should Full, and running ove Am Life: “‘Hello, living now?” “I'm Mudison avenue, W ing? Oh tleman ['m the with two d gentleman, Journal: to him Journal: vess at the reception they Juck, d young o he g He out lew ago. 1id n has wrling vepeats it- led re they are considered ot his inherited the gas 1 I shall pronounced Best Policy. Mothe the ou the ap I liked n Washington Dashe suy can Engli whe boarding with a widow here wre ughter me r—*And ntle man, ple.” oranges r—Were were, are you lady on you liy guest of a widower gen dies and avenue,” How She Captured Him, Buffalo ( Jack, I he Deovoid ¢ cart, has by L ‘Ensnared you in her u ome fifteen 0 FUIOE 58y ¢ he Miss D Jcar art t he's been s captured me or-in-Law. Wha 1, he has t the ywploms of mania & potu, cephalgia and niss Mrs, Van Bibb you suppose caused it Dr. Schme cessive corev sorption. Mrs, v Bibb And mother said the matter with him exc been drinking too mucl ive Ler. ¢ and 1 I think Call at once No trouble to show goods. No security required. addition by perimia, wl tis caugd was nothing pt th I shall and No ] to acute What do due lugallic to exs abe fellow! tho he had never lear 1t The Hasty Pudding Club. New York IHerald: corner of the sofa a Hor t 11 tense 0 p. (from m., af= silence of nearly two hours) v, does 00 lov as much as ever? closely by her side) Why does ) have only tissed 1o 11 o’clock. rounding v Wensy. Hortenso—Cos sixteen times sing And the su Immediately ¢ qu L1 00 itty Tops 155, my 00 usk? ietness wng 1ise which began like the chirping of sparrows and ended liko the tes half of cheap ¢ It May Life: Census taker “Place of birth?” “Ohio.” ring of a y lico on the bi: Be. vd and @ in 1976 to old “\In!h« r of presidents?” wo Vi New Yok He e, looks so f) uinty and so S0 like an angel, 1 She wouldn't need to HER LITTLE 1 Sis may be just as nice as But she can eat pie too, And pork and beans and b And she just lo Kind ly (from The Jester What's thi Messenge rough on rats, dy—Gracious ¢ Heu {secon Messenger—-The room bought it and up and tell you to gi Goling to Wc mall, onion s ive! man told me to bring it to the baby. W, rald, 50 hould think IIER pie, uckwk W, ieat cakes, 1 Neigh d drug store) in Philadelphia. Times, As fair as a rose in its A rupt She sec That live in the far dist: All her thought, all duddy, And’s working a plan ou For a couple of months the Away to the mountains ¢ At Pro the Signal 8 den Journa predict in New for tomorrow?” ‘Well, for today?” *Colder ana clear we “And what are they YA heavy rain sinee noon lot's see, wha 1-m; this is the isn't it? No, sir; it's carly “Well, ture with high wind *RBut, neral, th giving them und they never “Deur, How say it raing there Yos, sir. A warm, | “Then prediet for weather with light in been week colder in the afternoon. glor; ireamy look in h 5 t0 bo talking with i he York, them vi today ¥, ye Noor front)< Some I didn’t orde; \ ¥ ' e the ne ! k the Old Man. ant skies v mi t with Xt i Wh Gens t did uthe gettin yuste middle of Februg April arying wha rone et it Annoy Lomo wind Loft ud’s on glee sumnmer at sha eral G cely we | vday uftere B (] temperae, t we have threg Yoy irly rain fulw ibly rrow N q