Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 2, 1890, Page 5

—— THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER, A Brilliant Old Boy Dies in the Douglas Oounty Poor House, “BOB” PEYTON'S RORRY ENDING. The Wrong Man Tracked—A Little Girl That Was “on"—Bright Lines of Poetry—Palatial Club Rooms. On His Pirst Tor He put up at a wayside In Brattleboro' count And couldn't guite sup) Buggested by its bounty, e chaffod the vokels ra Exciting wildest laughte With ancient jests he ma Until they shook ¢ Quaint observations from him rilled, Pertaining to the tavern, And e'en the provender that filled His hunger's aching cavern. At last, worn out by jokes sublime, The drummer, sad and weary, Bogan the shaky stair to climb, To gain the pillow cherry. 1 his clothing, checked and brown, And then, his full strength throwing Into his chest, began a-down The great lamp chimney blowing. The lamp against this action rash Emitted soveral flash And gathered in nis g t mustache, His cyobrows and eyelashes. He 1l like any sheeted ghost, Downstairs, head first and fleotly It all was clear unto the host, Who murmured softly, swoetly : “Yonu first the wick should downward turn, Then blow, not like a gampus, But like the zephyr in the fern, Upon the quict campus. “You br s to mind, T must insist, t of all pity, Hotelling in the city 1 M R. K. in Puck. Bob" Peyton. over the stones, He's only a pruper whom nohody owns.” Never did these words, that have been re- peated th suggest a more in- tensely m aning than when ex- emplified yesterday in the burial from the Douglas county poor house of as brilli man as ever went down to a pauper d The lines are hard, indeed, and pity ’tis that fate ned them ever to describe the close of Robert S, J. Peyton’s carcer. Many business men and particularly trav- eling salesmon will be shocked at the an- nouncement, foronly a little more than six months ago Peyton was swinging over the country a prince of good fellows among a host of friends. The why and wherefore of his rapid de- scent is hest and most fully told by that old expression—he was his own wi enemy. And in this case liguor was the principal part of that worst enemy Six weeks ago County Poormaster M honey found & man in the Bohemian quarter of the city who was “about dead and hadn’t acent. It was learncd that the voor follow had been wande i ly about down there until he be oo'weak to stand and had charitabl given food and shelter, such as the . by the occupants of a hovel. After keeping him for some time and bemg unable to do so longer the occupunts notifiecd Mr. Mahoney, who came and re- moved the stranger ‘to a ward in the poor house. The immedi i his sinking to such a condition, or how it he came to be in that part of the will perhaps always remain a my thougl it was provably the result of a lon continued spree. When he come to & ful realization of being in the poor houso aud a dying man he soaled his 1ips as to his family connections, and stolidly awaitew the speedy death which' his excesses had now brought inevitably near, He was educated in Scotland and was probably the mostexpert chemist over turned out by & European school Bui he couldn’t let liquor alone, and soon after his making a brilliant start in the world he became almost hopelessly within its ow L He was with several of the leading drug houses in the count At one time he was chemist for Park, Davis & Co., Detroit, the largest wholesale drug house in America He was 1130 chemist of “the Omaha Medical collewre for a long time. At the time of his decease he was forty- eight yeurs old. Ho is said to have been mar- ried, although as yet it been impossible to ascertain anything in the way of informa- tion regarding his family rolations. Too bad, too bad, that so bright, so genial and capable man as “Bob" Peyton should find a grave in the potter's field. Tackled the Wrong Man. Strausberger, who travels out of Chi- , tells Tie BEe that he has a first cl kick a coming, and he scoms to bo very right about it. Last Saturday in Kearney an e: pressman named F. L. Sutton, and who No. 14, charged him $1.50 for moving trunles 100 feet, or from th the B. & M. depot. Mr. dently thought he had & Upon discovering his mistak: in two, but Mr. Strasburg form the mayor of the cit rding the im- position and the prospects are that Sutton’s hulldozing break will cause him to pay $10 and costs before he gets done with the travel- ing man from Chicago. It more of the boys on the road would take the paius to make examvles out of these fel- Tows who try to impose on them it would work a vast deal of cash good to the profes- slon in gencral. x Tnion Pacific to Expressman_ovi- Ablo Jay in tow. he cut his bill oceeded to in- Omaha Brothers Please Notice! The ovganization of the commercial trayel- ers of Now Orleans materialized last week, at the elogant club rooms, No, 4 Carondelet streot when 150 “knights of the grip,” to- gothor witha host of invited guests, ns- sembled to do honor to the occasion. The Commercial Travelers' association dates its existonco from the early and their first recorded part of the yoar, effort at concerted uction was incidental to the mardi-gras fes- tivities. Then it was that tho necessity of suitablo club rooms became manifest, and carnest effort has resultod in secuving their presont magnificent quarters, The old Bo: ton club building was decided upon as a suit- =ble location, and to suit the convenienc of the woml evs, cluborate alterations and im: provements — were made, placing the commercial ors! elub room among the models of its kind in the city. Entering the spacious hallway and go- ing up a flight of Bru parlors aro reached uriously furnish sel-carpoted stairs the Theso parlors are lux- 1 with velvet Brussels car- pets, tapestried chairs and settees. Proof- print engravings and paintings lino the richly papered walls, A handsome carved mi hogany Emerson piano and costly statuary complete the surroundings of clegance and comfort. To the rear of the parlors Is the sitting room, leading to a bar, The third floor is occupied ns the billiard and po room, two Brunswick-Balko and Collende Dilliard tables and ono pool table constituting the vutfit. Bath rooms, storo rooms and pri- vate sitting rooms aro distributed throughout tho remaining portions of tho building, cach apartment being provided with electric bells. Quite Wholesome. ON, knight of the grin, on your maiden trip, liston unto me, Beware of all, there's many @ fall, ‘il your second trip you'll seo. First, don't know more than all the rest who ever made the trip, for they know you well and they'd laugh like — well, at the amount of *duds” in your grip. Don't ot 100 s0on" with the chamber maid, with “step in and sce my samples.” She may give y with het strong right arm, as on your form she tramples. Don't make o dato with a jvaitor girl because her eves are bright. “Youas she will go walking, not allowed to do talking,” and you'll wait' out- % uight. Dou't take’n “sister or & “wife,” the hotel clerkc reads you throngh, and the laws can pull hard, 0s in the case of the “Bard” who has never since been *two.” Don't paint a town red, or get, the big head. Don't get 50 your clothts are twe small, just shut your mouth close, and the next trip, of course, you'll think you know more than it all.—The Road Very Right Indeoed, As a rule the merchant can bo better satis- fled by making his purchases from the travel- ing man than by indulging in a personal ex- cursion to the house, says the Denver Grocer. Tho reason of this is plain from the fact that you are approached instead of approaching. There is a reputation to be sustained by the drummer and it consists in selling goods where goods are not wanted, To do this he fiashies up every inducement nnd quotes his very lowest prices. The samples he displays arc'the newest, the freshest and the best adapted to the trade, He! is your friend at the house, fights for your /interests and sees your orders arc shipped promptly. While your presence at headquarters shows you are In quest of something, ahd in consequence, st prices are given/and in the mammeth variety you pt to overstock or purchase mess of unsalable trytk of which you would scorii to think of whilg badgering the travel- ing mau of the house; on yourown dung hieap. The Spring Hen Joke. Dickson of Chicago, one of the gravost and most polite men on the road, stopped at a hotel not long ago where spring chicken was the piece de resistanc of the menu. When the w: 'r brought his portion to him he tried it with his knife, and then critically began to examine it. The waiter noticed him and coming around, said : “What's de mattah, boss? Anything wrong wid dat chickin No, waiter, There's nothing I can discove What foh yo' done look at hit dat away, den? MNd it te “Yes, boss, dat's what de bill says.” Well, I was merely looking for the ng, that's all. Please bring me my des- wrong as you say was spring chicken, She Was Tribune: Westboro commercial The traveler's little daughter had been taught al- ways to conclude her little prayers with these word “God bless papa and bring him safely home Saturday night.” One week he came home Friday, and that night he heard the infantile petition solemnly rendered, but with the following startling and philosopliic addition : “Chestauts, Lord! He here now 1" Samples. Tt will be pleasing to_the many friends of Henry A. Hirsey, so long a meémber of the old Ploncer tobaceo company of Brook] Y., and Henry A. Hirsey & Co. of CI and a frequent visitor to Omaha in the int est of plug tobacco, to know that he is_again in the ficld in the interest of Jumes G. Butler & Co. of St. Louis. The annuai meeting of the Missouri divis- ion of the Travelers’ Protective association wus held at St. Louis last week, The report of the president shows the association to have associate mem- he association had 120 ac- te members, which shows a cellent increase indeed. 90 activo members and Last ) bers. Omaha Sunday Gues At the Casey W. Vanderman, Denver; A.C. Minor, Ch H. P, Snell, Chi Darbelly, H. W. Farrar, | 1. W. Goldsby, Kansas City; i B Memph ork; D. J D. Zortman poot Brooklyn, N. risbure? J. A, Testman, Chicago; J. I kendall, Chi »; H. C. Oates, Chie . Myer, Cincinnati, O.; C. bor, Cleveland, O.j R.' J. Pitisburg, Pa.; T. S. Farrel, Boston! G. B. McCalmont, Bradford, Pa.; George D. Hall, Bos Mass.; J. F. Williams, St. Louis. Mo, A. Austin, € z Winters, Cincinnati, O.; L. M. Bennett, Chicago;J W. R. Wi New Yorl Chicago; T. Gering, Cincinnati, G. Chase, St. Louis, Mo.; John Ringling, W. 7 Miner, Chicago; W. F. Slator, Denver, Col.; C. P. Hill, St. Poul; W. E. Caroll, Chicago; J." B, Hosmer, Auburn, N. Y.! N. B. Smith, Chic go; H. Mitchell, Cl Janell, St. Loui Chicago; I tatiooga, Tenn. ; Charles H. Car o, St. Louis, Mo. Husch, Chicag Hudson, Chica C. McClellun, wwo; W, Ware, Phila phia; C. A, Wortman,' Chicago; L. Tanuer, | Philadeiphia; H. P, Strake, Chicago; W. J. | Davis, N Hull, Boston, Mass. ; | Willinm Scott, Milwar W | Moss, Chicago; 1. B. Griftin, I Mo.; A. M. 'Stone, Philadelph W Okes, Baltimore, Md.; B. C. Brage, Balti- more, Md.; L. R, W Y.; J. E. Comstock, New St. Josephs, Mo. Rl o An Absoiute Cure. The ORIGINAL ABIETINE OINTMENT is only put up in large two-ounco tin boxes, and 15 an absoluto cure for all_sores, burus. wounds, chapped hands and all skin ertptions an, Albany, N. York; B. F. Hill, Will_positively curc all kinds of piles. Ask for tho ORIGINAL ABIETINE OINT- MENT. Sold by Goodman Drug company at 95 cents per box—by mail 80 cents - A Large Petrole A large petroleum tank steamer has just been launched in England, 1t was built for a Persian firm for the transport of petroleum between Buku and Astr kan, The steamer, which is built in two halves so that it can be taken to picces for the sake of passing locks, is 253 feet long, 28 feet broad and 11 feot deep, She carrvies large steam pumps ! for the filling and emptying of tho ves- | sol. There is also accommodations for passengers, both on deck and in n sa- loon, and electric lights are used en- tirely. 1 Steamer. T The quality of blood depends much upon wood or bad digestion and assimilation; to make the blood rich in life and strength giv- ing constituents, use Dr. J. H. McLeun's rengthening Cordial and Blood Puritier: it will nourish the properties of tho blood from which the clements of vitality ure drawn. 81 per bettle. <Ll e A Vigorous Kicker. Mansfield of Elizabeth, N. J., Josoph is'a young man who plays foot bail, and the other night us ho was coming homo fino three dogs attacked him. With a drop kick ho laid one dead, sent a ond flying in the air with soveral broken ribs and so scared the remaining dog that he run aw ailvoad train out of Omaha The only y for the accommodation of run expre Omuha, Council Blufls, Dos Moines and | Chicagd business 1s the Rock Island | vestibule limited, leaving Omaha at 4:15 p.m. duily. Ticket offico 1602, Sixteenth and I L rnam st,, C 2 S Northern Men In Georgia. Vorthern men residing at Atlanta ganized the Northern Society of Georgia. Its object is to promote social Thtaronkse, ko, disseminate veliable i« formation concerning the south, to d cournge soctional animosity and to pro- | wote new enterprises and industries. — Change of life, backache, monthly irregu larities, hot flashes aro cured by Dr. Miles' Nepvino, Freosamples at Kuhn & Co., 15th and Douglas, L A Strong Will on a Slate. Seven of the supposed-to-bo-sharpest and wisest lawyers in the country have made wills, pissed away, and the said wills have boen broken all'to flinters by heirs and other lawyers. An ignorant Missouri farmer wrote his will in four lines on a slate and it stood three law- suits and ten lawye Fits, spasms, St. Vitus dance, ner and hysteria are soon cured by I ) Nervine. Free sampless at Kubn & Co., 15th | and Douglas, FER RS ER Never Tastod Water, There is a lady living in Clarke county, Ga., who has never tasted or taken a drink of water in her life, WEDDED UNDER DIFFICULTIES. Atlanta Constitution: Bony Driggers was a character, ature exhausted herself in adding a variety of incongruous supplements to his make-up that were continuous sources of surprise and dismay to his parents as they «\uwlup«u. one by one, \luring his growth, His face was a study in physiognomy, from the roots of hay-colored hair, down to his narrow, retreating forehead to where his squint eyes bulged out like twin beacons set on either side of the base of the promontory of his circumlo- cutory nose, Beneath the twisted beak of that snuflling appendage yawned a mouth that was protected by a row of yellow, protuding teeth, so gruesome that they kept the thin upper lip in perpetual ré trent. Poor Bony! His real name v poleon Bonapurte Driggers, which wi such a cruel satire on the looks of the boy that folks ealled him Bony, for pity’s ke. If his face was ugly his figure ‘ked it up. Stoop shouldered and row chested, his logs were so crooked that it was said that his mother used a reap hook in measuring the clothes for his breeches. More than this, he talked through his nose and listened—well, he didn sten much, for he was deaf usa post, and nothing short of a yell in his good ear could make him understand In tho same community lived o maiden whose unloveliness was o nightmare for the dream of Bony Driggers, That was Samanthy Slayback. nd tiresome, she tried to reduce her altitude by curving out her spine and pulling b thin neck down betwixt her angular shoulders, Her features were gular in their irregularit Her keen little green eyes could scareely discover tha tip of her turned-up noseé, and she had practiced a smirk until her lips wero twisted clear out of line. Her head was covered with a shock of brick-colored hair, and the 0 two colors of freckles onher thin, weasened checks. One sturdy champion remained 1 her front teeth, and that stood out 1 aggressive manner, as if defying of time. Against this tusk snuff-brush, in a nonchalant, we sort of a way, as if it inde- Tall in the ravages rested a devil-may- were a constant reminder of the pendent spirit of its bearer. You might have dropped a plumb- line from the point of her chin to the tips of her toes, and there would have been no contact between it and her five feet six of perpendicularit Worst of all, she was near-sighted,and was consequontly kept in blissful ignor- ance of her make-up, as she could not press her nose and chin close enough to the looking-glass to enable her to see her own imperfections. This hopeful couple fell in love. Not s things generally go, altogether by pntravies in such matters; but on the other hand, their similtitude 5 0l marred by different styles of uncomeli nes One would supposed that in such an affair as this,if the parties were satis- fied with each other, no one else could could possibly have the heart to com- plain, but such was not the case. Old man Slayback disliked Bony most heartily, and he said: of that blasted yeath worrum puts his foot inside o’ my door I'll larrup the hide off'n ’im. The idee o’ my S'manthy bein’ tied up with sich a low down pack as that 'ere! W'y I'd see 'im in Pokytaglio In the same neighborhood, but on the other side of the river lived ‘Squire Leatherhead, who was an inveterate fisherman and an mediocre farmer, He would not have given one hour on the banks of the Ockolockoochee river, in red-bolly season, for the finest ten- acre field of corn in the county:. Squire Lentherhead and 1 were great cronies, and many’s the day we have sat on the banks of that sluggish stream and watched our feathered covks floating on the curling eddies of wine coloved water, waiting for a nibble, whilo the soft winds eroon a lullaby among the swaying boughs of the stalwart pines, and the red birds flitted from bm‘(n to brake like a flash of light illuminating the sombro surroundings. - One morning in the carly part of May I chanced to be at Squire Leatherhead’s home, and after o few squints at the sky he thrust his finger into his mouth,with- drew it and holding it up a half minute, remarked: “I knowed it. Dad burn it! fool me. The win’s f'om the sou'west, an’ the weather’s gwine to clear up. T'll bet ye my hat we kin jest rope in thered bellies this mornin’. sn't the viver too full?” I asked. No—o0. J hearn from it yistiddy hit’s fells ©)t. Jest-the right time. Moon’s south at 'leben o'clock, an’—I'm gwine a-fishing’.” “What about that picce of grassy corn?” Ye can’t “Oh, ding the corn! Tl mar couple "fore the week’s out, an’ mak pay me a dollar, an’ that'll hir hands for a day, an’ I'll take them an’ the old emern an’ the younguns, an’I'll clean that corn patch as slick as peas.” The result of tho argument wus as might have been expected. I was long- ing totry my luck in those tempting witers, and My argument was mado solely to stimulate the ’squire.in his de- sire o, gathering up our tackle, after turning over a fow slabs in the eclworm bed, and securing & nice lot of those miniature reptiles that are so irresisti- ble to the taste of a red-belly, wo started away the way,do you know they culti- vate those wormsdown there? A little crimson worm, from one to three inches long, white stripes avound them and a knot near the middle, and they smell worse than a nigger chopping cotton, But the big, glistening, red-beliied perch loves them better than a baby loves stick candy. Hook a couple of them on a small” Limerick brad hook that has been woven on to a fine silk line with a light cork on it, and the O, my beauty. But I am di from my story, and I must return to my subjoct. The sun rode high in the heavens when wo reached the bluff where tho squive kept his boat tied, and as we scrambled down the bank he peered anxiously beneath the folinge of the big tupelo, and, turning to mo with a look of disgust, he ejaculated: “Durn my liver ef the boat ain’t gone! Some cuss 0’ tho earth has stoled that boat. I wish I had'im 'twixt my thumb an’ fingor; I'd crack 'im like & mit—tho good-for-nothin’ hellyor That's vough luck,” said L. Yes, an’ wo'll_hafter fish fom the bank, The moon’ll soon be south, so here's at it, dad drat it.” Suiting the action to the word, we wero soon seated in the shade of the overhanging bank, watching our corks for a bite. “Hell The challenge came from across the stroum, and the ochoes went flying helter-skelter through brake and fen, and we both started with surprise, for there appearad on the opposite bank a man and woman. **Hello!”™ answered the ’squire, *‘what Q'yo wantp” a long, | “We want to cto: answered the woman, ; “Boat's gone,” sald (he ‘squire. “Who aire ye Hit's me an’ Bony “Me an’ S'manth Jeed tive sHan, “Great joewhilliking! exclaimed the ‘Squire to me, ““I'll bot hit's a runaway match—well, what in the thunder an’ blue blazes aire ye up to¥ “Who aire you?" squealed the maiden, ed the woman, whose near-sightedness was such that she could not recoghize him, ‘Squire Leatherhead—don't ye know me? She turned to her companion and we could hear her repeating to him the name of the ‘squire, for Bony’s deafness prevented his hearing neross the stream. “Is that you, ‘squire?" squenked Bony, ““In course hit's me. What in the name o' common sense d'ye all want?" SWe've run away, and pap's a'ter us, an’ maybe bud Joab, with the gun, Oh, Lordy ! squealed Smanthy, as she laid ad on Bony's shoulder, apparently hie broken. We want to get merried, 'Squire,” yelled Bony, o8 he pressed his arm around her waist and tried to assume as *defiant an attitude as his bow legs would permit, “Can’t we git neross? | 7 “Kin ye swim?’ “Bor in, but 1 can’t,”” sobbed S'manthy. ot ‘i take ye on 'is back,” She repeated the suggestion to Bony, who released his hold of her walst and drew back from the bank of the stream. He's afeard to resk it,” whindled S'manthy. “Oh, mercy, Lordy, what shall I do—00—hoo—hoo? | Have ye got the 2 bawled the "Squire Yes, sir, Bony ‘om,” and plaining to her lover the purport of query, the latter pulled off his hat removed from the crown a white which he held up yelling: “Here they aire, 'Squi sonled an’ delivered, 80 help me Goc m_not a-swearin’ ye, ye blamed idjit. Kin ye read ‘em? Say’s 'kin yo read ‘¢m?” said S'man- ox- the and paper 1, thy to Bony. Yes, siree. Ef ye doubt my word, I'll | show ye,” and he proceeded to spell out’ the words, one by one. SThat'll do. I Db'lieve ye're but ef ye fool me, T'll wrir neck, an’ yourn too, wanter git merried the top of his vo Yes,” shricked S'manthy. “That's what we're hero fur,” yelled who for the first time unde stion. Well, I'm a reglar 'lected jestice o’ the peace for the twenty—hundred— and — twenty-fi'th — deestrick — under- stand?” “Yes,” cried S'manthy. “I do,” yelled Bon, “I tell yo what D'l do 0’ Yeurip, I'm gettina ¢ ght, d ye rout powers ink inmy neck the harness ye up ’thout ., seein’s ye're in sich a hollerin” so much)—ef ye'll answ ri questions crogs'n the conniption “Will ye, shore 'mnough? Oh—no— hoo—hoo!” ‘shricked S‘manthy, ‘‘hol’ me up, Bony, fur I blieve I shall shure- ly die.” )id ye hear me, Bony?" “Yes) an’ much obleeged.” “Took out then. Pick yer yoars, so ye kin hear the deckleration, Bony, ad’ min’ now, you've got ter come an’ gimme two days’ work soon’s ye kin cross the river, ye hear?” “Yes, I'll be thar,” “Lll come, too,” shrieked S'manthy. “An’bring them licenses, so’s 1 kin sign ‘em in form o’ law.” “T'IL tend to that,” eried S'manthy “Here goes—Dearly, beloved, we wWo met, terg \'~hun|; thar)— to, silil hear? “Yos,” answe “monthy. “Yos,” answered Bony, bending for} ward with his good ear’ turned toward the 'Squire, in an attitude of intense at tention. “A-hem! Whar wus T?—(Difg the luck! 1T blieve I gota bite. Pull up my hook and see'f the baits eat off). Her we go—Bony, Dr you, take, that, ‘ere S‘manthy, to be, yore, lawful, an’ wedded, wife? ' (O, the devil, T left out part, but hit's only a form)— “What must T “You hol” your ‘ere shebang. “Mus’ I say it “In course, ye infernal idjit—" ? yelled Bo I'm runnin’ this s, 'L do?'” i, “I do—00 thy, hit’s yore time— (Watch my cork thar; I blieve tomy soul hit’s’ a red belly)—S’'manthy, Slay- back, will, you, take, that, ‘ere. Bony Deigizers, fir—yore—lawful—an'—wed- ded—husban’, to—stick—to—him—(Drat the luck, I've strained my voice so's I've forgot the form—" “What mus’ I “Don't say nothin’, ye Dblasted num’- skull, till I tell ye—to, stick, to, him, through, thick an’ thin—(Durn it, that’s not adzactly the w: put it soun’s like 't know the dift- on yo waitin’ on me?” cried S'manthy | “Shetup, I tell ye. Hain’t ye got no (For God's sake, wateh my cork was_I7)—tell, death, you part? D'ye hear, S'manthy?” S wi-1l ] O durnationl yit.” We hain’t got to that —hav, hav! Won't he never git done? Hol’ me up, Bony, fur I blieve I shall shovely die——" “Shet up, [ tell ye. will,”? T il ! “None o right han’s The answer is ‘I I tol’ ye that onct.” yer impydence, Jino yer (thar went that cork abob- bin' agin.) Know, all, men, by these, yresents—(Is that the way it starts off? 0, lemme see, Ef, thar's, anybody, here, present, what's, got, any, objections, to this, ero, percoedin’, lot, them, say, so, now, or forever, hol’, the'r peace—kin ye hoar?” answered S'mantha, “do hurry up. Pap's a‘ter us, an’ I blieve I shall fuint—" “Keep quiet, Ttell yo. (I'm gettin’a whoppin’ bite—watch my cork a’ minit.) In, the, name, of, the, state, of, Georgy. | 1, pro‘nounce, you, man, an’ wifo, an’s | whom, God, hatli, 'lned, to-gether,’ lot, | no, man—(wateh that cork) put, asundor! Salute vour bride—- And down the bank ho scrambled, grabbed his rod, and drew out a great, shinning vedbelly, while S'manthy ched down and 'd ony 50 close to » loving bosom that she’ lifted him ound; but Bony was good grit, ing to hor ng fmu o 'pos- | sum to a persimmon limb, [, “Now aire yo satisficd?” bawled the squire T am of Bony is.” “I'm shore I foel mighty good over it, an’ I never kin furgit you, 'squire.” “Don’t ye furgit to come an’ do them two days’ work. | W'l bo thar a day a’ter tomorrer, | | of the woather’s fitten,” cried S'manthy | © mus’ come to see us, an’ bring | your ol omern to seo my ol’ omern, | Boon's we git fixed up, ' swagge ttor git out, now, stiddler stop- yelled Bony, with | pin’ thar, for the ol’ man Slayback If 'on a'most maul the stuttin out’ you el he ketches ye afore he cools off, Tzl git tin’ another bite—look out,” and as the happy couple disn sther big red beily. Idrew up my hook and a cooter gnawed all the bait off while | Watching the wedding under diff hoared , he landed had [ was 8 As the elements that give color to the roseare conveyed in the sap that circulates through the capillaries of the shrub on which it grows, so does the &/ood convey the elements that paint the cheek of beauty with the ruddy glow of health—*“The bloom of opening flowers.,” But in order that this beautifying process of nature may be in the highest degree successful, it is important that the san- guinary fluid be kept in that pure and wholesome condition so surely and so easily attainable through the use of S. S. S. 1 take pleasure in submitting the following_statement of facts that you may know the great benefit that has resulted from the useof your Specific in the case of my little daughter, now ten Years of age. The child, when two years of age,had a severe attack of scarlet fever, which left her ith a shattered constitution, Among other evidences of impaired nutrition,was what the doctors called €0 s, In her fifth year she happened to a slight accident which resulted in the dislocation of the hip join ‘from the Initation thus set up, terrible abscesses of the hip atment that could be obtained, remained for 7 o pite the best d b Ly R D) through tho influence of friends, 1 put her three yers discharg ng contiauously. O Y o this treatment was commenced the abcess was very large, having six perforations, puss discharging through them all. During this treatment several spiculae of ‘bone came out, and b fhe i she b inshee her 1t bottf the abgcess had entiely healed, her appedie and fgener h , in shogt, she was well and happy, and so continues, 4 health had been restored, In shogy she Yt MEUARG IEUIREER, Lower bain St, Slatington, Pa. RADWAY'S %-AR,! 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Tho conductors of PRINT. 223’ INK uzderstand 4, aad thelr advico Ls based 3 of moro thaa vo years o laciag advertising soztracts for macy of ho largent aad most sucoesatul adver A yoar's subscripe 03 83 expert syl coples Tree, BABY BREVeSESE 910 saved. Bend -\‘vv'.a e Togue " Tuo Ligont ey 15 the worlds HOW TO BUY THE FIFFITH AVENUR LINEN STORE Every particular honsekeoper wants nfos 1non,<she must and will have it Wo'are proparcd to send samples to the i, from which they can make Iy tn Linens, and carry iniportations di trom Yousave the middle profit, Donofit of RELIANILITY 0f pricos consisf Write us for fnforn WM. S, KINSE S Tho Fifth Aventio I § 888 Fifth Avenue, - New Yorh -:-Hotel Conunim;t-.- Near Nowport, R. I 0 20, Ampla rrovic wut, Newy Fann 0.L. Siader, Managor. PRINCIPAL POINTS EAST, WEST, NORTH and SOUTH A 1302 Farnam Stroot. HARRY P. DEUEL Oity Passengor and Ticket Agent, SIPHILIS A Written Guarantoe lo CURE EVERY CASE or MONEY REFUNDED. Our curo s permanent and not a patehing up. troated f1vo yoars ago have nover seon & symptom since. Ty describing cas fully wo « mall, an atrong refunid 3 ad fare both ways and hotel bills whilo here 1 wo fuil to cure, Wo hallenizo tho World for 100, ns the physicians have nevor been ro than tem- In our five with this ¥ 1t h SX33IM JAI4 K1 SN AQ Q3UA Serant positions, the sore at ankle going nearly around the leg. s per will {1y the traatment, Herct fore you have been puiting up and payi oy for ta, and a yot e K your money gy 00 tays. cial stand Dusinss Writo us for namesand addrosses of thoso wo havo eured who have gt wnd §€ you aro married v through your negli- gencol LEyour hiront, mucous patch- 3 in mouth, rhéuma and Joints, hair fall, ing out, lons on any part of the hody, pains in I what piay you in plain investigation an 1 in one power to aid you i it Address, COOK KEMEDY CO., Omaha, Nebraska. h and Dodgo Stroots. ESTORED. tho MANHOOD R 18panish v, I8 sold with an- teo to ¢ Ve ous Discnscs,such o ), Weak Memory, Loss 2y of Bruin Power, Heud- ache, Wakefulnces, Lost Munhood, Ner 5itude, Before & After PhOberaphied trom L all drains and loks of power of the G tive Or ans, in cither sex, cansed by over-exertion, youth- ul indiscretions, or the exceesive use of LObacco, opium, or stimtilaats, which ultimately lead t9 Tufirmity, Consumption and Insauity. Putup in form to carry 1n the vest pocket. Prica or 6 for 85, With every 85 order wo guarantee to cure or v tha money. Seut by muil to any address. cular free, Vlunl\flncl(b)nsllvnw‘ Adraas CHEMICAL CO, Branch Office for U. 8, LI fi\; arhoin Street, CHICAGO, 1LL, FOILSALE 1N OMANA, NED,'BY ‘or. 15th and Douglas Stronts 3 Cor. 1th & Douglas Streets, 5. Foster & Co. Couuctl Bluils, Lowa. DRUNKENNESS LIQUOR HABIT. IN ALL THE WORLD THERE IS BUT ONE CURE DR. HAINES' GOLDEN SPECIFIC. It can bo glven In & oup of coffee or toa, or In ar. aieten’or Fool) Witnout THE Kiiowloage of the patic {ueconsary. ‘Tt in absolutoly harmices and Wik u Dermancat and apoedy cure, wh B B orat dribkox oF an AlooNolto FATLA 12 Speraton so quitly at thh pationt widerdo 810 pucka: Five o weritte Cir- and 2 ara froe. T botad of SN w0 &Teth & Curiing Sta; §gotrad aitplled by BEAKE WIUCR & G0 and 1ot AN DESR DRl CO, Ouatia. JOSEPH GILLOTT'S STEEL PENS. GOLD MEDAL, PARI3 EXPOSITION, 1889, Dy Vi Edects Young, oKD GiLGANS & PALTS OV BODY. [ e VIBD R j ot obz MANHOO] i WEAK, UXDEYE watalilag I Fram 80 B LA JO WEAK MEN i wasting weakness, lost send & valuablo tr partieulars for b #plondid modical w man who I nery Prof, ¥, C, FOW LY--Dr. Ledues Poriodical Pilly et on the monstry from whatever causd piils should not Ouiaa; 311