Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, March 16, 1890, Page 14

S THEC THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: UNDAY, MARCH 16, 1890.~-SIXTEEN 00K REMEDY COMPANY CURES SYPHILIS IN TWENTY TO SIXTY DAYS. A SURE CURE OR NO PAY. Our Cure is PERMANENT, Not a Patching Up READ THE FOLLOWING and write us for the names and ad- dresses of the patients we have cured who have given us permission to refer to them: CrcAGo, Til., Oct. 8, 1889 The Cook Remedy Co., Omaha, Nok Gentlemer I might very properly question my ability to clearly compre- hend the simplest proposition did I re- sist the convictions and practical dem- onstrations of the use of your remed and can discover no reasons other than purely skeptical ones for longer doubt- ing tho permanency of my miraculous cure. I have this assurance intuitively —supported and confirmed absolutely by every one of my five senses.could the rankest pessimist challenge or insult his reasoning faculties by demanding more? Prior to my happy experiment, the exercise of one of my functions, physical or mental, seemed to remind me of my abnormal and pitiful condi- tion. Now, do I cat, drink, smoke or sleep, or think, 1t is with a blissful gense of pleasure, satisfaction and com- fort. to which I was for so many suffer- ing, miserable years a stranger that a the return of any symptom whatever. I know that I am cured permanenty, and you are at liberty to refer any partiesto me. Yours truly, ROBERT September 24, 1889, Cook Remeédy Co., Omaha, Neb. Sirs: In answer to your request for a testimonial of my personal experience in taking your remedy, amn only too glad of an opportunity to tell you of the great benetit I derived from it. When 1 went to you, had on the different purts of my body nine running ulcers, two of which were on my left leg and had been run- ning sores for over six months. Had been to Hot Springs, Ark., for two months, also doctored with five differ- ent doctors in the three years that I was afflicted with that terrible discase. At last I made np my mind it was incura- ble, and when I was told of your remedy and its effect, I concluded to try it as my last chance. But to fully describe my happiness when in only eight day’s treatment my sores were drying up and the scabs falling off, is something I can- not describe with a pen,and when after 21 days every one was gone, I was the happiest mun in Oma Before T went to you I experienced great trouble at ha. We eliminate all syphilitic poison from the system, so that there can never be a return of the disease in any form. skeleton will be banished from your closet forever.” If they will follow our directions closely, parties can be treated at home just as well as here, —for the same price and under the same guaranty--but with those who prefer to come here, we will contract to cure syphilis or refund all money and pay entire expense of coming, railroad fare, hotel bills, ete. As one of our patients puts it, after a few days treatment with us, “that WE HAVE NEVER FAILED to cure the most obstinate cases in less than one short month. It is the old chroniec, deep-seated cases that we solicit. ans and pronouncad incurable, and we challenge the world to work. have been abandoned by phys bring us a case that we will not care in less than a month. Since the history of medicine a true specific for Syphilis has been sought for but never found MAGIC REMEDY was discovered, and we are justified in saying it is the only remedy in the world that will posi- until our tively cure, because the latest medical works. publlshed by the best known authorities, Ten days in recent cases does the We have cured hundreds who ay there LATER TESTIMONIALS, We have permission to refer to the authors of the following ietters. If you wish we will send you their proper names and addresses, —IND, TYy., Feb'y 2nd, 1890, Cool Remedy Co., Omaha, Neb. ‘Gents: Your last just rec'd, asking me to make u full report of my present condition. 1 am now just getting up from la_grippe and of course am not feeling O. K. You ask about the sore in my mouth. At the time of writ- ing my last therc was a small sore just back of my lower teet WS AW 1n ap- pearance. It has entirely gone and there is not a sore spot about my body, inside or out, that I know of. [ appear to be in perfect health and think 1am. 1 will give you some names that need your vemedy and [ think possibly can do some business with some of t y but of course I would not have them know where you got your information for the world. Your firm and my old physician are tne only living people that know that T ever had any disen and that is the limt. Let me know in plied the conductor as he rung the bell for Peterboro street. “Come High, B Plunder: Doctor (doing the agree-' able)—Glad you ure returning with us, Mrs. Moneybugs. What pleased you most on your tour through Ilurope? Mprs. Dishwater Moneybags---Them old ruined castle. They have such a rustycastle air about 'em. I told Money- bags that we musi have one put up on our grounds on the Hudson, Doctor---Yes, they are very interest- ing, but what usually makes them most attractive are tho genealogical und his- torical associations connected with them, Mrs. D. M.---That’s so, but I told Mom‘)‘lm‘:a we must have them too, no matter what they cost, for the benetit of the young ones. Young Mr, Sharply says Lie knows o man named Clarke, on Park Row, 1n New York, who has a lot of second-hand genenlogies that he will sell cheap, an’ thure’s a young fellow named Pierson, who writés poetry and sich, who's just boss at gittin’ up o his- tory an’ won’t charge much for it, ‘cause poéts come cheap, O, we ain’t goin’ to let a fow dollars stand in the way of our oung ones huvin’ all that anybody else has. Gems from tho “Kicker." Detroit Free Press: *‘Notice—Parties ddressing the Kicker, will please add: ‘United States of America, Western Hemisphere,” to the usual direction. Wanamaker's postmaster in this town is never cortain what countey Arizona is located in, and this will greatly facil- itate his labors of distribution. The only qualification he bas got for the of- fice is his ignorance of orthogrophy and chirography, and his theory s to why jackass rabbits were created bob- tailed.” “*Not Guilty—As predicted in our last issue, Colonel MeClugg was not held for the shooting of Dan Tompkins, As we were an eye witness to the whole affair, we felt it our duty to go before the cor- oner'’s jury with our testimony. Our blink-oyed contemporary down the treet says we did this hoping to in- irculation of the %\'i\'kur, in We crease the pod he partly correct. A New Orop. Light: Three-fingered Mike— there, Reddy, been away, 'haint yer? Jim the Penman---Yep, been to Kan- sas. Kansas--- Were yer farmin ?" “*Naw, not much---raised a few checks though.” Oause for Regret. Glasgow Weekly Mail: Mr. Solder- pad---1"tell you, Mrs. Solderpad,I'm mighty glad I ain’t o woman. Mrs, Solderpud---I'd be still more thankfur if you were only a man. (To get the full meaning of this beur down very hard on the last word, He Was No Vagrant, Police Justice—What is the charge against the prisoner? Policemun—Vagrane visible means of support. Prisoner—The dickens, [ ain’t! I've govone suspender fastened with two shingle anils! What more support coutd you want? He has no His Namo Was Dennis, Chicago Tribune: *Miss Laura,’ said the voung man softly, “you have never calied mo by my fivst nawme. It would be 50 much more—more friendly it you would sometimes call me Wi.i- ial J You have a middle name, have you not?” inquired the beautiful girl, es, but I never use it,” he replied. I always write my name William D. Shackelford.” *“Ah, yes,” she murmured, *the D, I dare say, stands for Dennis,” Mr. Shackelford did not stay long alter that, Does Literaturs Pay? Chicago Tribune: “I don’t know how it may be with Howells, or James, or any of those fellows that write sketches and call them nov- els, but my experience is that a man who understands his profession thor- oughly can make literature pay as well as anything else.” And the gifted author of *‘Boody- Nosed Jake; or, The Howling Terror of Murderersa’ Gulch,” bowed the re- porter out, sat down at his desk again, the winder, dear. , stop putting your head out of that winder; kee p in Your seats, all of you, Come away from that water tank, Lyman, you don’t need no drink. Here’s some peanuts for you all; stop grabbing so,or you shan’t have any. Set still, Sally; git down off that nice velvet cushion™ with your muddy feet, or I'1l— A Poite Kebuke, Scoltish Nights: About sixty years ago card playing for money was consi ered quite a becoming pustime among ladies of the highest rank. Not a few ladies of title indulged in whist for high stakes, and some of them earned the unenviablo reputation of being clever ‘‘shurpers.” A polite buronet happened one evening to be one of a party where a lady of notorious cheat- ing propensity was. He was asked to join her table at whist, but he declined, ving with grave politeness: ST appreciate the honor, but T would rather not play with one of such win- ning ways as her ladyship.” “His Nivs De Liff .1 Tower.," New York Herald: One of three giant brothers who have exhibited their seven teet two of human architectuve in dime museums for the past three or four vears wis passing opposite the Herald office yesterday at the time when several newsboys were marching away with their Telegram. One of them es- pied him. paused, dropped his papers on the sidewall, and after guzing at him a fow moments, cried: “Hi, Jimmy, get on to Eiffel Tow Then walking asked: “'Say, mister, ain’t you afraid of ketching de “'‘grippe” up there?” his nihs De up to the glant, he Extremely Courteous. Youth’s Companion: We know of a little girl who tries very hard to be po- lite and speak correctly. Atchurch one day she met a little friend who had been sick for some time. In asking about her afliction, Fannie said: **Did you enjoy much pain when you were illt" A Bad Bargain. Chicago Tribune: Chicago five-year- old boy (only child)~Mamma, I wish He had risen tohis feet, but he looked nervously about the cozy front parlor, suddenly paused, and sat down again, With a casual and apparently uncon- scious motion of her superb hand and arm the young wowan drew down the blind. “What were you about to say, Hankinson?” she inquired. e i 1f you feel “‘out of sorts,” cross and peevish—take Dr. J. McLean’s Sar- lla; cheerfulness will return and ill acquire new zest. SIL i OIrY, Mr. LAK The Boom Grows More Vigorons Thun Ever as Spring Approaches, SaLr Lake Ciry, March 15.—[Special to Tue Bee.|—Rea) estate is the order of the day. Some of ‘the hewviest transfers yet reported occured during the past weel. ‘Ihe total of sales on’ Monday, March 8, reached 502,044, Among the heaviest sales I no- tice: Part lot ¥, block 4, City park subdivision, block 20, plat C, cousideration $6,200; part of lot 6, block 70, plht A, $21,600; lot 8, block 58, plat 8, $15,000; part of lots %, 4 and 5, block 57, plat A, §300,000; part lot 3, block 70, plat A, $27,300: tindivided )¢ lot 6 and all of 7and 8, plat I, §15,500; 165x143 feet lot 2, block 73, plat A, §24,500, same resold for 27,250 W. S. McCormick proposes to put up this summer a six-story building on the Cunning- ton corner, First South and Main streets,op- posite the Deseret bank. This is the corner which Mr, McCormick bought at the rate of $2,310 a foot. The Walker brothers sold a 10 rods on Third South, just east of Main street, for $650 a foor. ‘The chamber of com- arce met and resolyed that steps should be immediately taken for the establishment of @ clearing house. bad condition of lhtL’ The exceptionally streets this winter has produced a general desire for paving, The very excess of the nuisance will probably lead to the adoption of a model system of paving and other street improvement. At a meeting of the chamber of comuerce the proposition of publishing 8 new edition of Colonel Hollister's t Lake City and Surroundings,” received renewed attention C. . Wantland is chairman of a special committeo having this matter in charge. I 'met quite & number of former citizens of sources back of Salt Lake Uity thav aro Foing to make it. 1 predict within ive years a greater city than Denver.” The banks of the city report the reccipts for the week cnding March 5 inclusive of 5,508 10 ore, and $70,182 in bullion, a total of $136,776 The electric railroad wires are being strung along East Second South street, and the electric cars will soon run there. The system is a perfect success in this civy, and will be rapidly extended. The rapid butiding up of the suburbs is & result. i3ids aro being received by the Union Pa- citic for bar privileges at Garfield beach-for the onsuing year. Aunother lake resort 1s in contemplation, and o special railroud is to be built to reach it. The resort will be named Saltair, and tho railroad the Saltair railvoad, It is reported that it is the schemo of the Central Pacific, by the short cut south of the lake, to connect with the Den ver & RR10 Grande at this point, and to get a though line to Denver via the latter road, and it will be pushed through to completion this spring. This is & consummation de- voutly to be wisbed, but may not be realized as soon as anticiputed, It would shorten the distance considerably, and be a great benefit to the road und its concections, but ohiefly to this city. For more than & weel past the weather;tas been most delightful and spring seemed to have como in earnest, but last Sunduy brought again snow and ' cold weather. Th roads are dryiog up slowly, and soon the season of riding about in the suburbs and beyond for the inspection and purcaaso of ull sorts of property will bo on hand. The liv- ery stables are doig a good business all the year round, and nowhere can be found finer horses and better turnouts than here. The tearing down of old houses on Main and ad- joining stroets has commenced. The hrick- yards report a capacity of 400,000 bricks per day, and great preparations in the stone quarries give a guarantee of anlamply supply of material durivg the coming building sea- sou. C. A. EcGEur, 2L the Land of Discoveries. “Why will you lay awake' all night, cough- ing, when that most_effective and agreeablo California remedy, Santa Abie, will give you imm ediate reliefi SANTA ABIE is ‘tue only guaranteed cure for consumption, asthma aod all bronchial complaints. Sold only in large bottles, at §1. Three for §2.50 The Goodman Drug' Co. will be pleased to aupply you, and guaranteo relief when used us directed. CALIFORNIA CAT-R-CURE hever fails to relicve catarrh or cold in the head. Six months treatment, By mail $110., California, [The following was a case of Syphilitia Paralysis. The paticnt tirely cisabled from work for several months. Ho began treatment on tho first day of February, and on the 27th he wrote us the fol had ‘been ene of the same month lowing letter:] Mo., Feb Coolk Remedy Co. Gents: Yours of the 25th is received and contents noted. In answer to thoe sawe | will most cheerfully accept your proposition to net as your agent. [ would have done all I could to relieve perzons suffering in the way I was any how, but your liberal offer will stimulate me to extra exertion. I stillam fecling well. Weather ve bad. As soon a8 weather will permit will go to work, the first tima for many months. Yours truly, M. - 0., Feb. Cook Remedy Co. Gentlemen: It is impossible for wordy $0 SET OF TEETH For Five s $5 ON RUBBER Dollars. DR.R. W.BAILEY, Dentist, Paxton Block, 16th and Farnam Streets. We Are Here to Stay office room, are now hetter pre & work, and much more rapidly tha of teeth on rubber for made as plates sent out of any dent let others influence you not to com yourself. FIVE DOL and having within the past two months largely increased ourp ared to turn outthe bestclass of n heretofore, We make a full set LARS, guaranteed to be as wel 1l office in this country, Do not e, but make us a call and see for Teeth extracted WITHOUT PAIN, and without using chloroform gas, ether or electricity. cation. Open evenings until 8 o'clock _Take elevator on Cut this out., Mentlon thispap:r Filling at lowest rates DR. BAILEY Remember the lo= Dentist, Paxton Block. 16th'and Farnam, 16th streot, REPRESENTING CHICAGO OFFICE Brush Elect Estimates and plans furni ric Compan 882-883 N, Y. Life Building, ="' = = = = Y. Omaha, Correspondence solicited, Furniture DEWEY & STONE, Company A magnificent display of everything useful and ornamental in the furniture maker’s art at reasonable prices, thousand times each day Iamlost in | 10 C S, . 4 ific 1 e S f i i Y STaL e Toalti A, blissful contemplation of the new life | different times from '.lu: ("I\vluuf)nl‘ti never was a true specific before. Our Iepula.uon as b\}sn*mss men, l!]e com_pnny financial your next il you desite their names. :.tl‘l“.\‘l,l‘I“‘ alt:!:‘,"hd ‘III'I).,‘uli Ixu. !....l I“h" and hope; of the inca'culable and price- | great amount of mercury that I ha standing, together with the character, reputation and skill of our physicians will bear the most Yours very truly, (Sahlch | [SeRELRE Gl GO DT ARGt . 2 less treusure I have purchased fora | taken provious to goiny to you. “_’lw';' rigld investigation, ahd the result will justify anyone afflicted with Syphilis in placing themsslves just sy that Lam in us good condition altry § Two “m"ll;hfi since, cimllfll{ '\'\‘()E\I‘IL{ fix;:"sgufi,‘;’ ';’,:“"";3 “fi:l'":’“;,"mflf’]z in our hands. All classes of people may consult or correspond with us with the utmost safety as o = as I ever was, ave known the possibilitics, and ha s ; : i g Y i AT ! e SodiusianaeniD 'pu\'ment fen years of | would have to be rubbed and hot, flan- regards exposeure in any way. All correspondence sentsealed in unprinted envelopss. TEXAS, Feb. 2d, 1890. Gents, if T had a gift to talk on paper my new life for the magic pellets, T [ nels applied beforo the joints would Cook Remedy Co. I would write a_letter of my past years, would have gladly yielded consent. To | bend. Also, nl\anbshnld L Dear Sirs:© Am very sorry to say I|butIcan not, so please excuse me. | my thinking, the intrinsic value of the | i my oints, x.m my ngxs were always e uara ntee to u re did not get your letter until yesterday | will put my name to any letter you ask cifle can not bo computed —the tran- | tireds but since I have taken yoi o due o some unaccountable delay at | me to.and youcannot make it any worse sition from n living death; from a [ edy have not T srepans Denison. As we have our mail forward- | than I have been. But to-day ! am as mental condition which Dante’s visions “_‘)'_Jl’"flfl “I“-' L R “'i"bcl:‘ {}5 v “i '31‘ "»‘L ed to us from there. Would say that [ happy as alord. I can eata meal with of hell could not aggravate—is not a | Were, “"‘ LI 2 “’,‘: "- S “5 O the chancres I spolre of have all disap- [ comfort or smoke or chew. Do not be thing upon which a price may be set. | Yestige of mercury 1s compietely erad- K eared and have all been gone for at [ afraid toask me fora favor. 1 wiil take You may feel richer ten thousand times | icated from my;:s{amf T e | least three weeks. and at prosent there | curo ol“y(n;r» hu.«'uu\ss‘l in this county, in the gratitude and happiness of your . 8., Lead City, Dak. . is not a sign of syphilis on my person | They all know me here, and wha patrons than in their dollars. L’I'_hctln%“;nmm}_lpnrw\{lr}teflulsonflthe that ITknow of. And am still having ?lmm! 1 “ml"i g0 1 am :lhgnm] nh_\m..,,_ll(i Yours sincerely, T H 6th inst.: *‘I am 27 pounds heavier than - the utmost faith in your remedy, which | for them. have got three that wi el when I went to you, and 100 pounds bet- WHETHER CONTRACTED OR HEREDIT ARY is u God-send to humanity, ‘I am,ns | deal with you soon.~ With my kindest % . r e tar 1 OMAHA. Neb., Nov, 14, 1¢ ter man, thanks to your remedy.— ever, one that will speak most highly | m_l: to all and may God always be Theloook Beriiayicoliomana Hah O Lot - Lot Why waste your time and money with patent medicines that never had virtue, or doctor of you und your cause. C.” | with you all, R Rk Hfl{‘l‘j:"m;b"u’rc‘,“fy S bEante: ini ook Iemedy co. Tl S s with physicians that cannot cure you? You that have tried everything else should come to us R G et v Sirs: st welcome lotter was re- o ; ; . ¢ treating with the Cook Remedy Co. I | colved yeaterdny and i Wwas ploased o hoar you and get permanent relief. You never can get it elsewhere. Mark what we say, in the end you o : : —— 0., Fob. 25, desire to state that I contracted syphilis | were lnterested enongh in me to write My must take Our Remedy or never recover, and you who have been afflicted but a short time i L N YL 20 1890, | Coolk Remedy Co., Omaha, Neb. about six years ago. At the time of | LGl and hus been for the past five months should by all means come to us now. Those who have be=n afflicted a long time do not gener- o s e o ot Lne oot AL HAa gL T LA G I e et ow ro ik shat 1 am | @lly believe what “ve say, but we make written contracts to dojust what we say, and our finan- up Tor mo t6 renort progross, L hasten so | am feeling all 0. K.. gaining in flesh OnEtH o o ‘“mmugh T Hadsbaonicons qolnsl“'ts.ll nlm]l'u?u'r\\‘f\;u {i“"‘QL'".;H‘..‘.‘I\"‘::SE cial standing exceeds $300,000—enough to satisfy the most skeptical. todo, le ee quite an improvement | and strength. You can refer to me anf\, stantly treating with the best physi- | Yhankful for What you have done for me, but REFERENCES: R.G.Dun & Co., or Bradstreet Co., the Omaha Bee, the Merchants’ Union in my condition sinco my last report, | Oue from i \:Tn I i e :;11]3‘] to, cians for more than two years, during | suchisnot the cuse, for [ often speak of you CreditCo., or any of the officers of the Western Newspaper Union at Denver, Colo.; Dallas,Texas; the sore spot on my arm has continued | and ACLYECUI DIVAN VUGB Re S hich it wi ly i lible for | and often think how well 1 would like to go to 4 > 3 4 2 2 to heal gradually and has nearly disap- | quest for information. I have not heard which tite it was utterly impossible for [ (.1, "once more and sce yoa all, I know I Detroit, Mich.; St. Louis, Mo.; Des Moines, lowa; Omaha, Neb,, and New York, N. Y. Sriuhisy L 5 from Mr, — since I lnst wrote t me to use tobacco in any form. I also | have vo way of getting thers so thero is no use adr i y 2 il peared. my general hgalth is bettor, my [ from Mr. ——-—since 1 last wrote him. had a sorencss and stifiness in the limbs | of me tuinking of seeing any of youagain, But Address bowels more regular, my appetite ex- [ I hope he has taken treatment. I en- and joints, which was almost unbearable. :\vill)‘!lvla\-nrmrgut \lv'nlx\v.,nll Jou (luuv‘~_{:v‘r“ncx‘t;|1{ cellent. Iam very well pleased with | closed his letter so you could see what h ks k treat o I was there. You weuld 5 N Gaios TR A I then apphied to the Cook Remedy Co., | hevdly know i as I have changed 8o much T I 'HE COO B R E:M E:D Y ‘ ’O the treatmort thus far und since hfl-")wl- Snelosed you will tind u list of and at theend of only fifteen days’ treat- | since T lert Omana: 1 was pale and poor whilo ) hope it will be permanent. 1f 50 T s names I hud veported and two new ones, ment I was as sound as a dollar. It hag | the I now weigh 140 pounds with my cont . forever sing the praises of the “*Magic I shall write youin a few da raing, now beon more than three yonrs since | fiic e pus o o homws mon.) - oo iast 3th d Dod St t O ha. Neb k. Remedy.” g to hear from you soon. Kind re- Stk adinte Han Al T 6 vo i avoEUOLE |t F ek iy S Teahy 13th an oage reets, - - - maha, INepbraska. ; Respectfully yours, S. G , T N never let slip an opportunity to ( and tied another tangle in the plot of | you'd get me a little sister. I'm so Dgurer}vho have \lcgidetl‘to take up fhclr re ha Y a o B S: bov (at a subsequent poriod, sit- | Plained of the desolate surroundings of Den- are happy to announce that three e _Same boy (at a subseq v ) e T o T RO b Ry ) members of the coroner’s jury sub- G . BURNE S B ting upright in his bed at 11:30 p. m.. | qoiiahted withs tho mildness of the climate Waifs From the World of Wit and | Scribed und paid for a year in advance, New York Sun: If asix-year-old boy | and shaking his fist'at his sweet little | hure, though the ol dest inhabitant. declar es 8 while the undertaker who furnished the | Who rode up Fifth avenue in a stage | gister in next room)---If I'd known what | this the most disagrecable winter in twent y Humor. box has given us a six-inch ad to run c. | yesterday does not turn out to be a | a howler you was goin’ to be, you cau | years, and the exceptional advantazes a ris- o d.tf . ’gm‘nus n’l}}vnll‘n:n hlo tlncl rigult of his | just betcher your life I never would | ing rk:-{;m;urlflu? -:firm(x;zur:l\'rfi-nul 8, m:; o el was taking a drink at | father. 10 latter looked like a pros- | have ordered you. neighborhood of the Great Sal ke, an WOULD EUY A GENEALOGY. u.um? ncrol‘fi':, Gray Wolf Saloon when | perous banker,and was reading his Sun. D theiptesancoduituoihieart fof thojoltyiotithe 4 Tompkins hit him on the chin with an | The bo who knelt beside him, was A Female Scrategist. rL;v\nxnnlguhl'(a h'.»l..nurm;zbnuIp:l\;(rml)ug():u,“ ; onion. 1t was o bratal and uncalled-for | neatly dressed, and kept up & running | Texas Siftings: Jones—That Brown | gabio2oP Vets WG S Gl tian Rseo- Mrs. D. Moneybags Intends to Keep | thing, and Tompkins, pulled his gun to | fire of questions from Infty-fivst street | girl is a smart one. £ ciation. A membership of 200 is expected by ol I o PP back it up. The colonel jumped behind | to Madison square. But the father was mith—What is she up to now? April. Y s Brawithicho Timesstems, Fro a barrel, pulled his gun and both fired | S0 interested in the nowspaper thathe | *You know whenever she goesout | = An’application has been made by C. O. FaRAT Arizona—Mr. Kojones Then together. While he only lost & lock of | did not listen to these questions, and | she has her pug with her?” Erench, solicitor for the Utah, Novada & Wt Resumed. heir, Tompking got it pluiab centor and | answered them merely to keep his son | **Yes, I understand.” San Francisco railroad, to tho city council g pkins got it plu L H AR o o | Wl S Y for u franchise to construct gas works and fell 'dead. This should be a solemn | from boring other people. The stage Well, she bas trained that dog to o S a RN (L aNcIty o Rie AV EToRRITER t \J warning to all his class not to monkey | Was well filled when they cul.eml:d,nml trot x\lmlu:uh(ml ten feet behind her.” | (38 AARER ML 100! S agd. Tao ras will The Prevailing Phasos. with a geatleman when ing away | a8 the youngster climbed upon the seat **Well, what of that? be made of bituminous siack and will bo Detroit Free Press: “Great place to | an R D Dk | he said : “What of that? Don’t you see she | much cloaner for heating than coal. study buman nature, this?” he queried 'S s ek “*Say, papa, what makes that lady’s | can look back at the man under the pre- The hotels are 8o crowded that many have of the car conductor as he swung him- Didn't Snore 1n One Key. cheeks so red?.” tense of looking after the dog?” :xon.ba .lumcdl e, AhL the \\';utu house 488 . ik > A 3 ST FRR 2 bds y-six veople had to bo turned away one The ONT,Y G ., m whi il s Z?Hsh:fff‘i:'hé\'-‘i zdfil‘fifih'é'r ‘.',',';1\,."“1"',‘.’;” lu‘;}i‘:fl‘x‘x‘x‘«‘;:E:Llllle()l?l'()om\ Y\:Ju‘:““ hs"\‘n[; “Doos fllfc’u-&c paint?” Had Kept Wel ght, “And it wasn’t a very busy night, The ONLY Lawn or Garden Hose MADTE which will stand ushed a boy g s } 1 Rt (57 poritrs » ¥ring San Francisco Argons - | cither,” said the landlord. Strangers are o nder is! e e e i bat made | aStn Francisco Argonaut: At an Ital- | et anid the landioed, Siraneoes ae 400 POUNDS PRESSURE. “Must see lots of it,” he continued as “Wiat’s the matter? Aven't you Just like that of s that made | It i pofge. b S | hoarding houses, but the need of several 5 he puffed the smoke from an ill-smell- | comfortable where you are?” me sick when I ate it cussing politics: a_young student en- | otk hotels is more urgently felt every - ing cigar into the open door. “Well, not exactly. That German | *Yes.” i tered und joined in the conversation. | day, ]0 \H e Yos.” musician in the next room and I don’t [ *‘Is that gentleman a sneak thief?” | His arguments did not please the oth- | ~Mr. C. A. Ross of Pendicton, Ore.. re- ] “1t’s a regular school to you,” he said | get along well. Last night he tooted ":\I,muldn t \\'ululcr‘. i ot I'inl ?ud {)an nok'l:.l!unn zuil ‘tvr:‘ ll:xxlmw "Rc {:“‘e:xkz"fl\ré\anflx {l‘:g‘;rf';s‘;’\l]|usr:"lt.‘s‘.fill‘)ln‘l:Wmll)hlnvg ‘A hose which will ,'m(u;,l;..l w;ork hll‘llnm! cltles, \ml Inn:l m‘\,., “”"'"'x“"" o FORM A S 8 RO L \“Wiere you ever: relar?’ ot, Aty age s s my- | b2 q 08 Angele: S 5 . 0! ountof the extreme high pres-ure ilo denlers comp ) ay. ng to alight. POYORWOLLG RARIODIAAD, Tl fikt b S o s “Vou are wonderfully well presorved, | that has so bright a future as that of Salt Stand the pressure, “FISH BRAND' fs guaranteed to stand the highest pressurs, Yes A caught a few winks I was x\\\'x)l((‘n_cd by Onha Xuain SELOl _“f you lt ily P + | Laite. I have been investing quite heavily For Sale iy all dealers, or See all phases, 1 suppose?” as he | a pounding at my dool ‘\l\ hav's the Dime: ‘Mrs, S G (e sir,” was the rep since my two weeks stay in the city, and 5 crowded two men along «to get his own | matter?’ I askea. “Of you please,’ said R H SRk e W ’ have great confidence 1 the cutcome. [ was OMAHA BB R O T AR S S the Germun, ‘dot you vould schnoro of | pamed by the six little Roorals)—Iere, | Aftee Which He Erobably Resumed. | oio {4 Saptambor and decided then, if th U E o Wy g O R AT ST o from B flat Sammy, take Kitty’s hand. Minty, you Chicago Tribune: ‘‘Miss Kajones,” [ Iiberals were victorious in the then ap o D e | iy samo key. You va from und Jucey set in this seat and Frankclll | began the youth in a faltering voice, | proaching election I should return. Natural 1008 Earnam-st., Omaha, Neb. tWhat phases predominato?” to G und it schpolls der moostc, set with me. Y vyou shall set by | “T ——» scenery and climato ure good enough so far 5 The hog and the idiot!” briskly re- Sall as they go, but it is the great mincral r Wholesale or Retail. - %