Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, October 13, 1889, Page 10

THE OMAHA DAILY BEE ANEMPRESS IN TAE RITCHEN. AAustria’s Queon the Best House- keeper in BEurope. AN AUTUMNAL WEDDING GOWN, The Result of Callow Marriages— Darning in French Convents—A Woman's Long Horseback f’tide—New York Society, Queen of Her Hounsehold. The empress of Austria is the best poynl housekeeper in Europe. She is as thoroughly acquainted with the details of the imperial Austrian kitchion as her « husband is with the details of the im- perial Austrian government. She super- intends the household affairs of the big palace at the Austrian capital with the greatost care. She receives personally, reads and acts upon reports from cooks, “ butlers, keepers of the plate and keep- ersof the linen, says a correspondent of the New York Sun. Cooking devices which_have become inconvenient or an- tiquated are abolished only at her com- mund. New methods of preparing or terving food are adopted only at her suggestion. Changes in the personnel of the establishment are made for the most part cnly in obedience to her orders, Consequently a person can eat, drink, sleep and be served better in her house than in any other in Burope. The kitchen in which the food for the bluest blood of Austria is cooked is a huge room with all the arrangements At each end for preparing fish, fowl and roast for the table. Fifty chickens can be cooked at once on one of the big whirling spits. Against the side walls from floor to ceiling stand scores upon scores of chafling dishes. In these dishes, all of which are self-warming, the meats are car- ried to the carving-room, whence they are returned to the kitchen ready tobe served. The boiling and baking and frying and carrying and cutting occupy a small regiment of servants. Pwenty-five male cooks, in white clothes, dress, spit, season and stufl the meats. As many female cooks prepare the vegetables, the puddings and the salads. A dozen or more boys hurry the birds, fish and joints from the kitchen to the carving room, where long lines of slice and joint everything laid before them. 2 kitchen utensils fill a big room opening into the kitehen. This room ideal of German housewives. gh walls are covered with pans, kettles, griddles and covers, which shine as only German hands and Ger- man muscles could muake them shine. There ave soup tureens in which o big boy might be drowned, kettlesin which twins could pluy house, and pans which would hold half a dozen little Han etchens. In short, about every inary utensil on the wall is of the heroic Bize, suggestive rather of the Missouri barbecue than of the feasts of crowned hedds and diptomats at one of the first of courts. For days before the tivals the whole Austrian court kitchen cstaff, from the “head court cooking Gown to the youngest scullion, L1k mad. chefs hold peated consultations in their council chamber. often debating honv after “hour with all the carnestness of a pav- linment or congress coneerning the best methods of prepuring fowls! sauces, ..cakes and soups. The menu, as selected by the chefs, is submitted to the master "of the provision department, so that he may immediately order from the city whatever the cellars of the tle lack The Austrian court dinners are fa- mous on the continent. The delicacies which result from the protracted meet- ings in the council chamber of the chefs are often so fine that favored guests not infrequently observe the old German fashion of taking u chotce hit home to their friends in the name of the em- press and with her best wishes. All that remains of u court feast or dinner is sent to the Vienese hospitals, On the days just after the banquet the empress is busy looking over the roports and inventories of tho frau head keeper of the napkins, and the fraulein head Leeper of the table-cloths, and the her head guardian of the imperial china, and a dozen other like functionaries with jointed titles. She reviews all these communications with conscien- tious cave, and orders with strict atten- tion to minute details- the replacement !l that has been lost, broken or de- great couct fes- ree Autumnal Wedding Gown. "nitle Francaise is not passe for wed- 1ding gowns, and is much cheaper than the other fabrics. even in the richest - quality, writes Mrs. John W. Bishop in the Ladies’ Home Journal for October, One vecently exhibited. had a train of this material, with ront of satin duchesse, richly embroidered with sil- W three pinels pointed at bottom and finished with ;n udants: hetween the panels fell ehatclaines of ‘orango blos- o chicoree of the satin finished the bottom of the front: the plain, high age and draped coat sleeve: were *veil of tulle. This train should alway: be two yatds and a quarter lor tennmed! with ruching under of taffetas or mousseline do It may . be round or square, aceording to the ability of the wearer to manage it: the &5 wre being move difficult, The veil, hother of tulle or | should be fastened with jewelod pins, and fNow may e worn - or omitted, nd libit The bouquet should be loose looking, not too e, “and way be tied with streamers of four and n half inch vibbon; s or orchids < mingled with gardeni stephanotis, “are most appropriate e buck of the gown muy be en princ or the bod- dice pointed and wrate, but the “former is far nt. White satin slipy v plain, only & neat little noed of ribbon, or of th satin, as a finish to the top. and y white silk stockings are de mguenr, soie, Callow Marriages. Nine-tenths of the unhuppy marriages ave the vesult of greon human calves being allowed to run at lg pastures without auny suys the Astoria, Or They marvy and_ have children they do mustaches. They are of t s before they are the proj of Lwo pairs of pants, and the littie girls they marry are old women belore they care’ twenty years old, mally oue of . these gosli rriages furns out all right, but it is a clear case ¢ Of luck, If there wus a law against young galoots sparking and marrying efore they have cut all their teeth we the little cusses would evade it But there ought to be a sentiment againsf it. It is time cnough for these bantams to think of tinding a pullet when they have raised money enough 1o buy a bundle of lath to build { n heu house, But they see a girl who * looks cunning and they are ufraid there are not going to be enough to go round aud they begin to spark real spry, and . before they are aware of the sanctity of the marvinge relation they ave hitched fe. and before they own a cook bafors \thers stove or a bedstead they have got to get up in the night and go after the doctor, so0 frightened that they run themselves out of breath and abuse the doctor be- cause he does not run too. And when the doctor gets there, there is not linen enough in the house to wrap up the baby. Always a Woman in the Case. The best of men develop unexpected mental twists sometimes in their lives, generally after they have passed the middle term of life, says a writer in the Doctor. Able lawyers, doctors, teach- ers—brainy men ali of them--—-suddenly declare in favor of Spiritualism, Budd- hism, or some other erankism, exhibit- ing a belief in the shallow and absurd that noone knowing their {nx'luur ives would believe them guilty of. Gener- erlly the wish is father to the deed in unepected sense, nnd the desi complish a certain result leads (he thusiast to believe that is actually complished. The death of a denrly be- loved relative, and the heartrending yestuing to bridge over the soparation in some way,have unsettled many minds on a singlo point. and led them 1o accont the bosh of spiritualistic sharpe In others the sexual impulsoe is the leading motive, and the vietim, most frequently a man, is caught in the toils of some voluptuous *priestess.” 1t is curions that the male ** * or whatever is called, who h with breathless interest upon the communications from the de 1, seldom roce them through a medium of his own se It is woman in this case as in ¢ other. rench Convents, While speaking of mending, I will describe the darning taught by the nuns in French convents, who nrobably do the most beautiful and elaborate needlework in the world, writes Emma M. Hooper 1n the Ladies’ Home Jour- val for Octoper. Silk, cashmere, flan- nel, and in fact all material except cot- ton fabries are taken and the rent cut around to form even cdges, then it is matched with a piece of the goods, which is basted on the wrong side of the tear, Ravelings of the fabric are pulled from a straight pieceof the fabricand a long, fine darming needle threaded with one, discarding it as soon as it be- ging to woar fine or rough. The darning is done over the raw edge of the tear, taking the edge usthe center, and putting in two or three stitches on ench side of it, extending thus on the new piece, but not across it. Do the work ou the right side, and take up small stitches both over and undev the needle. When the raw edge has been entirely covered up rip the bast ing threads, lay a_slightly damp cloth on the right side of the da nd iron it with a nmr\(-r.llel\ warm iro Darning in A Woman's Long Horsenack Ride, A small black-eyed woman, about thirty-five years ‘of age, giving the name of Mrs, Mapsted, arvived in the town of Warren .on horscback on the evening of the 15th inst., and stayed over night at the home of Henry Wheeler, writes a_correspondent of the St. Paul Globe, She was up bright and early the noxt morning s haE NGy to La Crosse. which she expected to reach that day. She had left Denver. Col, on horsebuck and was on her way to Rochester, N. Y., expecting to goas far as Chicago with her horse and the vest of the way by rail. She made she trip two s ago from Rochester to Denver, having her horse shol dead under her by a deer-hunter within thirty miles of Denyver. On the lust trip she us saddle, but this year she A blanket on the horse’s back instead. She carries a revolver and gun with her, and when she started hnd a large Bernard dog, but he went mad and she was obliged to shoot him. She had a quict way about her which was attractive, and was as guick asa (lash in her movements Wives on a Strike. I have not heard what the wives have decided to strike about, writes Jumes Payn in the Illustrated London News. nor do T kvow, of my personal knowl- cdge, that they have anything to com- plain of. Any movement in that direc- tion seems to me quite uncalled for, and liable to promote dispute where all should he p and quietness: but when I ventured to say so to a femule leader of the projected movement, sh. replied sweetly: “Your remark minds of the capitalist who made 000 a year out of his workmen, and when asked to give them an extra six- pence & day and reduce their hours of labor from sixteen to fifteen and one- half, replied, ‘Good heaveus, sir, would you paralyze capital and drive com- merce out of the country? ™ T wonder what she meant. Society in New Y. Society in New York differs from that in all other cities in Ame ,as does that of Paris from ail others in France, suys a writer in the Ladies’ Home Journal. [tisthe great, rich metropo- Jis, the *‘carpet bag city,” the town to which the rich people of all the world tend, that is.of the mevican world, (not to speak of its being a great Ger- man city, & great French city. and a great cosmopolitan jumble of ail the na- tions of the world.) " Behind this glit teving kaleidoscope still remains the fact that New York has an old aristo- wsome of whose members are still rich, and still in the fashion. More of them are poor, but proud, and some of them shut their modest doors in the arvogant faces of the purse-proud ‘nouveaux riches,” k. Chinese Women's Hair. According to the customs of Chinese society the wife of the Chinese minister to this country will comb her huir up from her forehead to show that she is married. Her tresses reach to her and so difficult is the task of dressing them that one arrangement lasts several days. For the preservation of the coif- fure she lies while aslee pon a willow villow as finely woven as an imported bonnet, shaped like a loaf of baker's bread. The maids dress their back hair ina queue and arran g, one and a hall inches deep, from ear 1o eur, A bit of coquetry is displayed by allowing asingle lock to float lovsely in front of the face nnd over the shoulder, The hair of the Chinese girl is never cut, and as a result of the splendid care be- stowed it grows luxuriously, —— Messrs. 11 proprietors of the Willow Springs Dis- tilling Co., give an intervesting account of the character of spirits and aleohol, as to their relative value in articles of food and driok, claiming that only the pure spirits, which are made absolutely neutral,should ve used for drinking and medicinal purposes, while the use of crade aleohol, altbough rectified and odorized, should be limited to mechani- cal purposes. Their clebrated East In- dia Bitters are distilied strictly with the finest spirits from a choice selcction of herbs and roots. As a tonic they ave far superior to theaverage patent medicine, made mostly from uln'ohol and imitation extracts, while as a beverage, they con- tain none of the fusil oil, so frequent in liquors, Story In six chaptors: Chup. 1: First lot- tor—Dear Miss Jonks, cnm 2: Second let- ter—Dear friend. 'nuL : Third letter— Dachng. Chap. 4: Fourth letter—-Miss Fifth letter Jonks, Chap. 5 ~Madau Chap. 0: Hreach of prowise suit. SAYINGS OF THE FUNNY MEN Waifs From the World of Wit and Humor. WAS TOO PRACTICAL" Suitor Failed to Sui- Sign of an Engage- ment—HBoth Admired Bacon —A Genins Discovered. Still Aliva. Mercu He—~Then swer, Miss Jones? New York our finul She—TIt is, ‘You won't have me “lam sorry, but I must decline hen T willdo something desperate.’ ‘What will you ‘ cay with mysoif.” this I'm determined to do it Lif you ave determined, give a proof that you truly love me by insur- ing vour life in my favor for $20,000 or s0 before you commit the desperate deed. T will get mouey from papa to the premiumn. He left indi counts was still aliv itly and at last ne- She Wasn't Poste arpool Post: € lately joined the milit br his shop) —~Right, left, right, puces to the rear; marel tran door into the cellar. ’s wife (anxiously are you hur F Grocer (savagely, but with dignoity)— 1. what do you know who has icing in left. our Is down ~Oh, John, about wa \ Sure Sign Yankee Blade: I guess S that young man that calls on cngnged by this ime. Wifo—Why do you think so? Hushand—The gas bills aren’t as they used to be. ah and her are 18 large Devoted A{llnlr-‘l‘fl‘ Both, Lowell Citizen: He (of Boston ) so fond of Bacon. Aven’t you? She (of New Orleans)—Oh, ves, I don’t think [ could ever get tired of bucou, especiaily with eggs. [am Just Discovered. wl Pioneer P Assistant (to ging editor)—I see this young Miss —— is making hevself famous through the medium of the newspupe ing Fditor- -Yes—um—haven’t L u story of hers sent in four or five 0% Assistant—Yes, sir. -Run it in this o » editorinl to v ered Genius, It Hurt His e Merchant Traveler: Kansas Mister, could you do a little something to assist a poor man? Stranger—You don't look s though you were unable to work. You ought 10 be hamed of yourself to go around this way, udisgrace to hume it Why don’t you down to t rviver and’tale a bath aud try to earn 2o bath. the Take a to drink ty Ain’t it enough to have stufi? Takinz One Too Lit Punch: Old Friend—Well, what are you sending to the this y Our done a alittie see! old I brings g alpy. Browne! exhibition he's for as you Artist (who veally thinks od thing at last and loi praise)—Snme old rot, iend—Ah-—well —anyhow it st to the mill, [ suppose. Yonkers Statesman: Crimsonback—I expect a large party here to-d Yeast—Indeed! Who's com <My uncle. “Who else?” “No one else “*But you sai “Well, my unele weighs 350 pounds.” Not the Only Courier: snger to anoth 3 but Boston one piss ina railroad that liquor **And how mucl I as for that bottle fty cents. fty cents! I in my life for liquor. W't the only one, my friend, ponges for his drinks, but you ain’t going to get any of this, you bet! nay k, did you never spent filty Only a Question of Time. Chicago Tribune: James.” said the undertaler, **have you heard how M. Hawkins, the sick old gentleman at the other end of the avenue,is getting along this evening?” “Yos, sir,” responded the shop “Phe doctor gave him a dose of "lixer of life last night, and—" *L think, James taker with cheerlul set that lamp in th the lamp up a iittle. Ifanybody should call for me within the next hall hour I shall be lying on the lounge just insid e the door of the back room.” A the under- Iness, “*you may window and turn A Fellow Keeling, Drake’s Magazine tumer—*'One thousand for gown, madame: it is real Louis Quatorze, and royalists come high.” ntriche (worth $10,000,000)— sight of money for one dress, Quatorez gets 10 per cent of why ['m glad to help him along. 'n, Cos- butif M it, Father to the Man, Drake’s Magazine: Master Tommie (from & remote corner in the closet to his father, who has been sent in to pun- ish him)—*He llu da Is she going to lock you up to ‘asher—*What do You mean, sir? ¢ Tommie oll, I heard minister tell mamma that you must kept in the dark. our bo Bittor-Sweot, Puacle: Mes, Goodby—I hear that little Johnuy is sick, and that Mary is going to stay at home with him to-night in- stead of 2oing to the party. How sweet of her? Jimmi Yes'm eating green appl Shakespoare in Cheyenne, New York Epoch: An acquaintance of mine who has traveled ahead of many of the most important theatrical shows tells me a story of the far wes “iSeveral vears ago,” said he, T was in a smali*own in Wyoraing, and while smoking a eigar before turning in for the night, I thought that I would sound the hotel proprietor on theatricals, He was o ()puu" westerner—slouch hat, beard, top-boots, and all that sort of thing "o you often go to the theater?’ I ked, 4 Well=no,’ he slowly replied. ‘Fact is I've only been to the theater gnce in my life, It was down in Cheyenne last winter. Twent to see—let me see—oh, Modjesky, She playedthe th of a fel. low by the name of Rosylind in a piece uulud‘“llow D'Ye Like it,” Pevsonally she'n Johnny’s been Falan® 10 u—bat T have to admit that she was mighty clever, A Jocose Burglar. Merchant raveler: “‘There's only one way to'{ro' through a house in safety when you wake anybody up,” said an experionced burglar, “‘How is that¥’ “Keep the people amused.” “Keep them amused? *Yes; ITyeyer go out on a trip with- out having. (l\Ym of gags hanay,” Characteristic, Boston Courier: The ocean steamer was speeding, nlong when n gigantic iceberg hove in sight. The passengers crowded the bulwarks to sec andadmire it. “‘What do you think of that?” said the Enghshman to th ean. “Waall,” was the veply say there were no flies on it. L Judgs Observed the Ruie. Friend—Do you still continue to send matter to the newspnpers, Cholly? Cholly—Yes, but it's merely for good faith ‘and not necessarily for publication. Where 1t Was, Clothicr and Furniher Her cheek turnea palo Of red bereft, It was indeed no jost: Her cheek turned pale Because she'd loft Its color on his vest. Not Under Tnat Washington Critic: trouble about this woman,” judge. "hy. your honor, she kee: velling and fussing. and won’t g neighbors any pence whate “Phen why don't vou charge her with being a common scold? “Beeause she ain’ta common scold; she’s exceptional. Charge, “What's said the the quar- ve her Lt Clothier and Furnisher: Smithers— Why weren’t you at the ball last night? Dashaway—Didn’t have a dre s suit. Smithers—Why, I saw you in one the other evening. Dushaway (sadly) — That was my brother’s. He got home first yesterany afternoon. The Oorons Cnbbax Norristown Herald: The corrvespond- ent who wants to know *“now to cook cabbage without having an odor 1 the house.” is informed, the absence of the expert who conduets our household department, that another good way is 10 boil the cabbage in the middle of a ten-ncre lot, and keep the doors and windows closed while it is cooking i One Fare Excursions. September 10th and 2Hh tober Sth, round trip tic be sold v "ahe ia k at one lowost first class fave to Kansas, Texas, Indian territory, New Mexico, Colorndo and Utah. reaching cities of Galveston, Austin, I't. Worth. Dallas, Oklahoma, Guthrie, Panhaadle City, £l Paso, Demi Denver. Colo- vadoSpring= Pueblo, lad.salt Lake City, Ogden and inter ate poi Tickets good thirty days. Stop over privileges at) pleasuro while on the Sunta e and Oc- will roule nd full form L on or ind Oszood., Route, 1305 tion street, Omaha, PEPFERMINT DROPS, Pire-water—Stoam Sweet pans ought to be the favorite flower of a country which never zoes to war. After all, the principal race troubles oc in paying the bets and walking home. Itis the man continually cramped v finds difficult; in keeping his head ab water. dht T o under an_ electric hours." “I understand you are troating with clec your rheumatism. How do you stand three out every evening and light for two or A dentist may pull teeth for childres we have found that his patients are n ail groan peopie. “The winter of our discontent’ ter that catches a man without und wearing a straw hat If the sinokeless powder proves u success we trust that the next great invention in that Line will be a smoleless cigarette, Wickwire: “Have vou moticed that we have had some beautiful sunrises during the last week 7 Mudge: 1've been going to bed e rere lately Pirst Tramp: “Down with what T say. Don’t you say Second Tramp: “I've allus set my it whenever I had the chanc Pallc about being ready for an gency,” writes a seaside reporter wno through the tidal wave storm ‘I'he here have to be ready for & submerger Of course_you know tie “Epic 1 She: “I'think I've met him, not sure. One meets so many of queer-titled wadavs. 18 be nice Adieu, adieu, O russet shoe Farewell, thou summer b My tout ensemble was no usc it gleamed —but did not faze her. Cantwaite—Say, do you remember that $5 bill L loaned you! Owen Long—Remember it, sir; I never forget a fayor like that. You haven't got another one about you. have is the win an overcoat whis pardnc, face agin emer assed apl of buy ese for the sei evening he went to_ the na wards | 3 seasick, and now raw clams, Iu literature we_have the in the dra : fishie) sin tie lone man, and man who is not a candidaté for States senate, Giles: 1 am glad T lat that fellow have the small joan. He scemed overwhelmed with gratitude, and said he ¢ lever yopay me. Merritt: That was s Ho told you the truth, , “Mamma,” said Tpmmy, as he his little brother squirmins “Willie is like a piece of flaunel.” “Whut makes you think’ 80¢" usicd Lis mother, “Ol, because ho' shriuks when he's waslied.” u cannot always Judg In u Pennsylvavin'town, man was scen carnying beer wrapped_in 4 ¢gppy gan, the Voicg, Thou, Voice, it spoke in, by unce this occasion. he is eating lone horsemn, an, in Wiscon in Obio the the United watched iu the bathtub, ppearaices. day, bottle o rohiibitory I, small ain language on = SINGULARITILS, A fiying squirrel' was scen in Punxsutau the other evening, makiog descent fr. the roof of a clothingstore, right in the cen ter of the town, lectric spurk Bas been photographe ans of u special camera, 1n which tho sonsitive plate rotate a ve: locity.of 2,500 revolutions per minute, A bundle of spider web not larger than buckshot and wei less than ouo drachm, vould, 1f stra out and untangled, h @ distance of 350 mites, or farther than t. Louis to Kansas Cit In the milt of a codfisn, or in water in which vegetables have been infused, the wicroscope discovers animalculi 8o minute that 100,000 of them would not exceed in bulk & single mustard sced. Strange 1 say these infinitesimal creatures are supplied with orgaus as complete as those of the whale or elephant. 4 Two pi of twin cighteen and eighty-0ge years, met at the Hall mansion, in MosMerville, N, Y., afew days ago. Mrs. Lucy Hall Allen, of Still water, and Mrs. Louisa Hall Finch, of M fiold, are the older pair, and the Misses Willlamson, of Washiogton, D, C., the younger. The swallest circu aged respectively 4T saw iu the world now in actnal use fs a'tiny disc less than the fourth of an inch in diameter, used in the Tiffany jewelry establishment for slitting gold pens. It is about the sheot of writing paper and revolves at tho rate of 4,000 revolutiohs per minute. high velocity keeps the saw rigid, notwith standing 1ts thinness, Thero was a very large owl ot exhibition ata store in Carroilton, Ga., the other duy. It measured four foot tive inches from tip to tip. Tho bird has a history. Some six weeks ago, whilo preying on John M. chicken coon, lio was caught in « steel trap and flewy off with it hanging to one of his logs. Buthe kept up his thieving. Fro- auently of nights the steel trap was heard ingline through the mr. Last week W. S, Jouner saw the owl moving off with a fine chicken, and he got his gan and shot him. The saying that “we _aro wonderfully and curiously made’” comes home with toree when we examine the skin of our bodies with a powerful microscope. We find that it is cov- ered with m A sibglo grain of fine_sand would cover 100 of these tiny scales, yet, small as they arc, ) 18 the covering for' from throe hund to five hundred pores. The westorn part of Persia 1 inhabited by 4 spocies of camel which is the pigmy of 1ty v-white und ure on thut uccount a rshinped by the people. Lu return for the kind treatment ne corded the shah while in Berlin e has pro seuted the municipality of that burg with two of these littie wonders. The largest of the tvo is twonty-soven juches high and weighs sixty-one pounds, The other is stated 10 be our inclies less,” but the weight s not given fael That Bright Octover Day. Written for The Bec, We wandered forth togethier, [n that bright October weatl When the mist hung o'er the dawi silvery bridal veil. All her rosy blushes stoaling ‘Through thie folds, but half revealing— As we wandered on together In that bright October weather. “Through each tegr wet, sparkling meadow, and cach sweet inviting dule. Al our hearts wera beating madly, Thougzh our words were spoken sadly, As the of " ropeated story eamo in murmur thritling low, And our souls like wavelets wolling Lo our eyes, the secret tellin, As the sun came forth adorning, To drink up the mist of morning Ah! My love! My love! They neler return, dead days of long ago. RRustling carpots through the woodland, Woven there by autumn’s doft hand, Of the leaflets that had fallen ‘neath her weird uncanny spell With the full harvest playing At our feet her treasures laying, While some lonely clfin wrtist Had strolled through glen and forest, And hung ¢ bourh with pictures of his own lost fairy 1 Tived nature As oid ‘Time flew onwi Houvs, soft falling like th ever into sheaves, WihDhGIERATS G N ai a0t to-days and giad 10-mo ongs attuned to eriel’s aull measus Lays that swept the chords of pleasur wi und dyine, gold and erims o, like the fuding sutumn leaves, . gleaning leaflots, binding Br gAY sauirrols lightly loapi Whero the nests were coyly pecpin To gather up their v store for winter's icy day, hoard them ever falling, our ramble " retirn agai October 1, that A liaze steeped il the meadows In its dim protecting shadow, Laden with the breath of burning and kiss of latest fic At sow> distant fo ¢ winds swe heir censo he perfu leaves, ight hours Then we wandered pack toz fn the bright October weathe When through trec tops full the sheen of moonbeams telling us the way. When tae glints of stars were peepiig, And the dewy cloudlets weeping. Years have come, with pleasures teem- ing, Years have But my loy assed in idle dreaming, my love, ne’er more s that bright October d Mg, A, H. S1UCKREY, »w, Neb. CONNUBIALITLE Darling, will She—Yes, Broken 3 He wone! wone, A kiss in the davk is delicious, observes o 10rous contemporary, This, we venture cli, was not intended to be publishec when I'm not too far ou love me it you are vour wife looks as fresh as a morn wlory.’” “Bill, wish she was a mornii glory.” “Why s “*Because she'd shut up at night A Louisville woman w. from her dead husband. have their hands full m from their live husbands, It is sai ral white women have pressed » to warry Sitting “Pney should wear danger signals so white men may be able to keep awa them. “I'w 80 sorry,” she murmure MUY sister to you." *“Thunks, childhood Lnever hind a sister, and I so longed for one. My prayer has been answered —you are the seventh sister.” “George,” said Mabel, * the young imen object 1o buy SLdon't know as iv1s,” said cause if they do I would jus Little terrapin stew any tim Tive you Ww Yorker who was recently forced to conimit matrimony for no reason sther than the brige’s desi to marry him, can find solace in the thought such a thing as ¢ in New York 1t seems quee o, “that sutly divorced ago women divorced s re Ch Keepin ex- Bull, that D from George ns 500 hav ' remarked Mr. Gazzam tne Imlians should hav u i the file and saw of the \\\Ht“v' in surpris e and th 7 suit for br Hartford girl remarked that six different men had previously gone back on their promises to marry ler. Phe defondant will be willing to puy a little somethiog for his escave if he is a phil Mrs. De Style v, your wardrobe three monthis behind the fashion, W don't you have your husband buy you som new dresses ! Married Daughter afford it; he has no money, Mrs, 1 Nomoney! Wellt Welll I can't what on earth you murried him for? Young husband (to his pretty wife, after t General Blank's) —Why, the a just us though he was going to What would you h done ir he Wite—t1 would have puth.”” Husband (meditative 's just what I thought Emeline —*Have you heard h zo turned out’?? Agne n, wasn't e pretended to be, but nd so_she was : melino-~ Yes, horrivly decoivéd, He proved to be but a rich American.” In tho olden_days a fellow bad often to walk four or five wiles to soc rl, and most of the courting was done in the chim- ner while the old forks pared apples lled corn close by. Iu these days the boys bire special trains to run em out and . order the old fol off to bed and y on 8ia or eight weeks' courtship, ~You are the only daughter. She—Yes. Isuould think your father would be willing to set the fellow who marries you up in business. She—Well, I don’t know. Pa has made that offer six times now, aud noth ing ever came of 1t any time; but, George, if you want e it might do o see the old uian about it. Wheu a Mennonite young lady is married, her relatives do not worry their heads about the social position of the guests, Thero is sometbing free-hearted aud hospitable in this wch of promise a imagine ou, had fissed you?" w Jennic's No, he wis wieling e wasn't, deceived, poo: od | thickness of u | Tho | Bonner's | SET 'DR.R. W.BAILEY, Dentist, uto scales like those on a fish, | | | ec catic Ope: cat notice, which was vosted iu promineut places in Gretus, Manitoba: “Everybody invited | to attead the marziage af Mr. 3. L iargen and Mise Auna Penner, The ceromony w be beld by the Rev. John Funk at the G wan sclol house, next Sunday (2ith ins at the Lowr of ¥ o'clock 1a vhe moraiag,” : A UL, e OF TEETH ON RUBBER For Five Dollars. Paxton Block, 16th and Farnam Streets. gas, ether or electricity. n. 1 evenings until 8 o'clock this out. Take Mention thispaper Do DR. We Are Here to Stay office room, are now letter and much more rapidly than heretofore. the best teeth and rubber in our plates, and for which we charge but, FIVE DOLLARS A SET. ne, not but make us a cail and see for yourself, Ceeth extracted WITHOUT PAIN, and without using chloroform, Filling at lowest rates. BAILEY, Dentist, ator and having within the past month largely increased our prepared to turn out the best class of We are now using let others influence you not to the lo- Paxton Block 16th and Farnom, Remember on 16th street, A. B. 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