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e oy T . INDAY, OCTOBER 06, 1889~ BLACK SILKS ). DB~ 22’2 (i@ BLACK SILKS. S ————————--- ettt tete e SPECIAL AND EXTRAORDINARY SALE OF BLACK SILKS, Barr's Immense Purchase of $30,000 in BLACK SILKS, Manufacturer's Stock, closed out at a Great Sacrifice. BLLCX SILKS to be Almost Given Away. Remember We Guarantee Every Yard. These Silks are the Finest Manufactured, Extra SOFT-FINISH CACHEMERE Sublime. Warrinted in Every Particular. A T . T e e e R Y —— Y pes ), MILLINERY. CLOAKS. Men's Furnishings. A SPECIAL CLOAK BXHIBIT THIS WEEK Below we quoten few of the many: bargains Stylish Connoly Turbans, shades, at §2 3 8 offercd in Genta' i 16 Parmishing Goods, o Stalish Connly Tarbans, in ll shades, at§ AT ARRS Nutiral Wool Sairts and Deawers, worth $1.25 q Alry Felt Tarbuns and Satlors, beautifully A1l styles n Jackets, Oporaand Stroot Wraps, for &1 3 trimued for 835 each, Can tpeep wt anytling Plush, Cloth and Fur-frimmed Cloaks, Russian Fir carlat Medic : A Shirts and like them under 8.0) anywhere i ihis Cloaks, the jaunty Three quarter Tailor Coats, $ 4 l , f town. Conchihan's Ciotks, Newmirkets, plain and erin “steipes and To vou want an_elegant littlo Togio Turban fancy s and un eudl “uuhvnnrph’x\nn\uvdl\ plain colors, soid a pulr, our . or Walking Hat worth 8400, for only $1.60. You tex'tor tho » b bt Dosby Rib1 Jtton TMAlE Hose, (n a1l colots A el it aL Bate's and sizes, made for wenr and aurability, only Thiese prices are Just to show yon whore the Cloks from 250 to as many hundreds as you millinery bargains of Omaha are to be found. want o pay Iot I 5 pieces, regnlar price $1.00; sale price, 69c. gt or S onak o et p 1 s el s ot Handkerchiefs L 2—7 vi 1 i $1.10; 1 i 78 BArrs. 1618 & Dargain that 15 & bargain, HIL . S AND WRAPS andkerchieis. ot vieces. regular price, $1.10; sale price, 78c. A SPECIAITY. Anoceaston o sniiant (mportane ol Lot 3—5 pieces, regular price, $1.15; sale price, 83c. iy Han s rflers” e av popuise X § 3 & UMBRELLAS_ 10 for a Hemst \ehed Cole ed Rordered Hand- Lot 47 pieces, regular price, $1.25; sale price, 90c- k for whigh you ordiurily pav 1) Lot 56 nieces, regular price, $1.40; sale price, 99c. Bargaing in Umbrellas which have never had INFANTS' WEAR. their equa The new stylish Faille and Embrolderad Silk Lot 6 -8 pieces, regular price, $1_50: sale price‘ sl.og. Zeinch “Gloria” sik, non-cutting silk woven Hoods, with ruche and strings, & little beauty, for tho purpose, silier ond gold mounted i B0 for Gents' Lot 7--9 pieces, regular price, $1.65; sale price, $1.19. Tt brand S bl i on: e BuiAT S R AL b R T M s A, {dered Silk Handker- like weariog quality of twilled silk DlUNuRESS . ‘ Lot 8-H vieces, regular price, $1.85; sale price, $1.27. v frans, hmuales of piver ok 200 o for ental K Raakerchiers, 5 tuches Lot 96 pieces, regular price, $2. 00; sale price, $1.38. htente for “The ltovinson Co.'s” Detuch- SHAWLS aains. to look Lot 10—7 pieces, regular price, $ *.25; sale price, $1.59. Rl Cavsee L Lot 11--6 pieces, regular price, $2.50; sale price, $1.69. Ayl e ; e Velvers, Sco teh Shawls, Paisley EXTHA SPECIAL, Lot 123 pieces, revular price, $2.75; sale vrice, $1.87. CORSETS, o wivo vou R B D drar o W Sl ] this ook . Targo o of Child: Lot 133 pieces, regular price, $3.00; sale price, $1.98. ; : “Tis parchaze inclidos both doublo and snglo {““‘5.‘!“.‘.J'.“.ZHJ.“".’::S‘l.f..‘.“.t.l Mnes e 1 French Woven Corsets, filled with noves, em Scoteh and Himalaya Snawls at#4.50 to 31,00, A e i Lot 142 pieces, regular vrice, $4.00; sale price, $2.25. broidered bust, and broad boues on the hips, 5 A Chilaran’s Fina Oishiners Wool, Hoas, Detby O st tal Prenist > AWRY Hirsains 113‘1':3;;‘.“1\\‘.:;;‘..;‘:’«L‘wlM pERSE Bt AU A D) G alr, for hip, witn siik ulln]flh o New Fall styles Ladios' extra fine Cotton Full Line of Surah and Gros Grain Silks, 50¢ yard; worth 90c. ki e GLOVES. Y ofer this e Bargatn tn Kid Glov KNIT UNDERWEAR. We invite all to come and examine these bargains in Black Silks on COMFORTS. «':"LF‘}..‘,‘&“,-'T,'f,f,‘f'.-lA’I“Lmi‘ ';,.;".*'::“., S f".'.""?." BARGAINS FOIL THIS WEEK, our silk counters Monday. Study your own interests and save money § bules Comtorts at ¢ o e acktowlbtesdiey 8l rotbo 2he ot A iy i el . 5 bales Comtorts at $1.47. For fit and durability the lon Marche is our “These Comforts are first-rate value, and are leader Now is your time. well worth everybody s attention, A full line of Ladies’ Gauntlet Driving Gloves, Country orders for goods or samples will re- ; : Great Central Dry Goods Store, fronting on o e |16th and Douglas Sts. In the retail and street pas |railway center of Omabha. ””R\RY WONEN AS WIVES havo, through tho ?(::‘1?;}.4:&:‘\‘ |‘i‘n.l-;1;§ ase than many of us would oxercise in l}ffi!:."ll}ifif?‘ for his worl. The sales of SA\L (,5 OF th l‘U\M' MEY | fouht of 1 e ll’hnl.u" aph will I]:Iu](';r ourselves not to publish a joke alone have brought hi 3 , 5 ates the necessity for order, system i Tournal. She { over i0.000,and its success ha s e Mg iakon ooy dboubithelb Oy son! and good munugement, to even moet 5 dombatic in ber nAture A kalsltken!| madaiirhe God” a fast-selling 7 — 0 BN el Fair Dwellers on Parnassus Who ?l""l their S'I gage |minl-< Tlui “Wt of | to talk Mmutl her wnr:(. lrfur nin(ln:uh; book. Ior his “Boyhood of Christ” | Some of the Waits From the World Ready for Remodeling. Not Subje . lazy, indolont, voluptuous Countess | is proverbial amoug her friends, and | and his biography of President Harvi- Life: Jawkins—Well, Jack, the cool Avo Also Model Home-Makers. P hara e o | e ofhies alghos nlioll aTrBIN lte0 s BRiras oty v iEo x-l\ nl:fu\u‘a. of Wit and Humor. weather’s coming on now. azy women in polite society, who are | town where she lives are ignorantof | while for his new novel, he will be paid Jack Borrowit—Yes, and ['m glad of NOT THE TREAD OF GODDESSES | of the ieast importance. g the fact that **Madame Hungerford,” as | what, to many, would be asnug little | BOTH BY THE SAME ARTIST. | it. Oue more washing and my ilannel The greater number of New York | they call her,is the authorof the novels | fortune. For Mrs. Wallace’s published | shirt will do for a chest protector. fashionable wowen are doing thoi part { that lic on thoir tables. ' She rarely us- | works thore is also a steady domand, 5o == in society honorably and wel They | sociates her personal self with her lit- | that this literary coup) anage re- | Mrs. Gushy Carrows as a Connoisseur G 7 A ha tors Walk Very Awkwardly— | bring up their daughtbrs cavefully. | erary nom de plame in hor corrospond- | markably well o secure a 1arze Ehere e [Time: Clicnt (in Chicago)—T wanta | What about 1t Dancing Girls of Java—New They make their girls healthy, accom- { ence with friends or strangers. The | of the sweets of 1i orature. ! divorce > 9 ST b v yas s optimudintils e ot B asnicns plished and well bred. They tame down | authoress, in years, is past middle age, — RModelldurorsOanoviove Lawyer--or,whasicenson e R the too exuberant sp.rits, and the New | but retains a youthful appearance. Octe ber Bridats, and Algernon. My wife can not make good coffee. An Apnrop York girl is a model. She is fond of “childven, and their | A dainty costume that would seem ap- “Lam sorry, but the law is not_broad [ o A% SPPro Literary Women as Wivos. Perhaps they have not had as good | little characteristics are often incorpor- | propriate for a bridesmaid at an au- R e g enough for a man to gev a decres on | o Gl E T lo %0 the living I bave cften been surprised how | luck with their sons. Some critic calls | ated in her storios 1s she sits writing at | tumn wedding can be made with an ac- 5 #Basinessiixo Way. _ | mere coffee grounds, SKelatonnn) Shie) aikiel musbamy. L YotE deeprooted is the general improssion | the young man of fushion “sellish and | hor window, watching them at_theiv | cordion-pla'ted skirt of maguolia white, bC. l‘fl“fi"’ f'}“{“"“\ Young 1}“‘-11““ N L R ar o attire is not altogher appropriate.’ o vty women make hut modorate | 1Polite oither cold und polished eynics, | play on the’ lawn boneath. Itis esti- | an ospecially soft ecru tint, silk muli, (briskly, to fair proprictor of photo- S . Teact “What is the matter with it?” Ehayliteracy, o ¢ 0 oF W mixture of the dude and: the cad,” | matad that more. copies. of her movela | with w direstorie cont ol ottoman silic, | €22k gallery)—I've dropped in, Miss | . Panch: Sohool eacher (to Loy 8t { .oy 32 I puccesson ua wives and mothers, writes | Thys Ta too exnggorated nand. 100 ab- | have boon sord than ol thaso of any 1iv- | tho same delicate Shading, writes Tille | Frame. without much prepuration, iu | boad of class, the lesson being philoso- | " Well, 1 tho fitst I QuoUSItY Edward W. Bok in the Ladies' Home | surb. All New York young 1 03 [-ing weiter Any. naw. swory by hor 181 Forney in Table Tali A good guality | the style Lusually do when T make up | phy)—FHow many kinds of force are | WOAF S SkuH-0AD. Journal, It is certain that the facts do | not be x'-‘ xuctly ghu.“ ng |”1 5, 1 1\1\‘vu}.-.[su|"n of a wide reading on both | of silk mull can be obtained for $I a Itnn)l;nmn:x:dj\;['wxunlhmill":'m““g' Can you leflrc.‘ ot ibstantinte. this beliof. Letany | fome of them are. The ideal gentle- | sidesof the sen. Of what is generally | yard; as it is about one and a half yards | H¥€ me Just as Lams b ek A5 :::L :‘:lv;l“::::,h ‘u( Nt m,.l,m.':. man may be hard to find anywhe regarded her most popular story, | in width, about eight yards wouid be | (Mise Frame—Cortainly, Mr. Bizz. (3 ameitiam Al e el ak A i Y | b, as @ cluss, the fashionable young | Phyilis, moro thau a. quatter of a mil: | required to forma properly full accor- | Whut style Co you wish—cabinot or | thodily force, mental forco and the consed women, and name will follow name that | jen of New York are neither ignoble | lion copies huve beon sold. Her litor- | dion s sirt, which would bo seven yards | Panel? S S [pplisaite In the/midst of lts melody, frightonsd represent all that is best in wifehood | nor usel They may not be always | ary work brings her a neat income, en- | wide beforo heing put through the plait- | .- Mr. Bizz—What siyle? Great Cicsar! Hather Lisky ] and purest in wotherhood. Noone, | as courteous as they ought to be, but | abling her to live in comfort. She has | ing process. An excellent quality of | Dd you think I'd come in with the N T Ty e e Fou examnla, would say thab Mrs, Julis are us n class nice, handsome, | beon fwice married, hor prosont domes- | ottoman silc oan bo bought for §2 u | 014 clothes on to huve my picturetalcon? S A oo o Tuilure ns wife | AgTechle youns men, destined to be | tic relations being 'of the huppiest yard to make a styhsh div which king you to marcy me, Miss ) h ‘the greatest show B e Gangh.| Eoofcitizens, = ture. T should be “‘cutaway’” in_front, two flat ! ) Il RAih o thol IREeRkey O | The song in ty heart that with laughter was 85! £l By Bas i TG A ava S e tails, lined with surah flattening to- A Hard fequest. o xpa oo aden sl the one more talented than the | 4 pyyig correspondent, describing the o ean-Ingolow at Home. ward tho bottom of the skirt inthe | fPimo: Little Elsie (who with the re- f Diagiontero ib gob o/ my lips fnia mosn, Marion Harland offers another h Jean Ingelow, whose ‘‘High de of y 1s of arial gh s A = x Aund in place of some lines 10 a dreamy-eyed Marion Harland R R R G i O T TS n | 4 “High | back. Six yards of material ehould be | mainder of her family is dining at the | I go up in a halloou and jump down mhiden instanco in her perfectly vegulated | exposition. says: The performers are the Coast :!f IIA{H"nl"»h. " overyone | ample. Directoire ,wide at the | Vepeors)—After dinner, Mr. Vencor, | with a parachute.” e A R A F AT AP ey home and family. Anna Katharine | four in number, lithe, delicate girls of | Ni8,Auotng during. our vecont sloris | ghoulders and narrowing into the wuist | will you show me the skeleton? ““You do that at the conclusion of the el And Siteulty 1n being one | small stature, bronzed complexion and | thuksent the Lide up into all mannor of | line. edged with inch wide silver br Mr, Veneer—What skeleton, my dear? | porformance, I suppose?” Glad He Was Not & Green finds uo difficulty 1n being one | gt b HTs 0 fkped. bluck oyes. | noxpected places, lives 1n on old-fush- } would ornament the bodice effectivel “Why, th e By s s outhay et B O E e R e A s0 that | Siftings: Widow of the most loving of mothers and a | fo44 alppad. c 5. | ioned, cream-colored stone house i Yy, the onc ma says you have in Oh, no; 1 learned long ago tha § gs: _ Their fentures are distinetly of the I model wife. Mrs. Croly (“Jennio . 1 elixir.” Lowell Citizen: Surgeon—Anything happened while 've been away? ~ Oftico Boy—Nothing but a lnulwu joint. I guess you wouldn't have at- tended it if you'd been here. Some of America’s Charming Daugh- Needs an Amondment. Surgeon—-1 will attend to anything! consranc, i 8. Stinson. Like the song of & bird that has suddenly 0 ¢ i If the young lady’s throat be whito | the closet.” g RRa ol was dangor- | you superstitious, N Mongolian type, less pronounced in | Kensivgton, sot in the midstof oxton- | and shapely, the nock of the bodico - J Jumping aabiaiconslgsion L 5 b d sive grounds, with handsome trees and i When Grerk Meots Greek. ous. s Do Smith-—**Not at all, : June”) never found that because she | charactor thun those of the Chines g S tlistiandaomalin d | could b cut low and bound with silver Then I don’t mind you, Zollowed literature she could not be the | and Japanese, and one of them, atlest, | a8Y besutitul lowersand shrube, says | braid. Terre Haute Express: Mes, Tattall— A Mo % That’s the thirteenth biscuit you've Wy oy T e | feoxtramely protty. The most curious | & ¥riter in the New York World, .At —_— “Don’s you know what Mrs, Brown said | Chicago Tribune: mindveader { eaton to-night.” BOWbE (on kuod caba ia 1 Bienomo. | R EEDEIRLBREL D00 e ioaas least, this is her home in summer time; New York and London Society. about you yesterday?” Mrs, Gowe: who had been engazed by the eminent o - ‘Where can mmblfn -8 w‘llvlmuw ln'\"\r-{ Qrees.. Two of them wenr old coxcombe her lungs are not very strong, and in With all the talk about exclusiveness | —*No, nor I don’t” keer. But do you | attorney as an assistant in securing a The Kuling * assion, in uu‘- Eprpinprancer ol hot husband | (00, eoiffures in black fur, set in a | Winter she occupies a little cottage in | 1n New York, thero is noexclusiveness, | know what my old man said about you | jury whispered in his ear: Texas Siftings: Highwayman (w0 thun fs Mvs. Custer? - Could any Woman | /old bund and going across the head the south of E'r on the shores of | writes a corresondent from the metropo- | the other day? He says when you ‘git | © “I can’t tell you what this man thinks | pawnbroker)—Put up your hands, e sweeter or wore devoted asn wifo | B ool oo fiistand of from back to | H28 Mediterrancuu, covered with viues | lis, There may be u few modest peoplo | two or three yeurs older,an’ that pryin® | about the cuse,” he said. “His mnd Pawnbroker—How much vill 1 git on than was Harrviet r'rescott Spofford ? | ¢ S0 S5 0 F b (LB iC T e extromely and smotheved with flowers. of real merit who are sometimes slight- | nose of yourn meets that waggin’ chin, uppeurs to bo hopeless blunk,” them? p And so might [ go on through an al- pioturesque diadoms in gold filagros, She is nearly sixty now, but does not | ed, put if they have any gifts for social | that there’ll be the doggondest time on I don't care to ask this juryman any - e} mot Intoriinable hak—My Holme, | Loy T8 Ointed piace covering the back | 100k hal hery, hor eyes ave so bright | success, they will get it. 1tis not true, | record. What? You afu't ”nmg' Well, | questions, your honor,” said the a- w People, Indead, # Jessie Bouton Fremont, Mvs. Alexun- | Wit & polutod place voserng the Pek | and hor chooks s rosy ‘wnd rounded as | that, bocause somo leaders of fashion | call again soon, won't ye? foruoy 10 'the judge.” “Well take | have an idea of the valuc of stinulants, der, Rebecca Hurding B8 R O =pieces s, Of tate years she has written | avo exclusivé. all are so. — bim, " if properly used. There ave in Burope miral \gren, T V\‘A Iu holos o ,".',“"“. _\;v' ')"T. € | very titile, and even what she doe s Ladies of @irh character are just ns heir Whereabouts, o = several establishments owned and 800, Grace Greenwood, Louise C | of the | ears —theso | side | PIUCS | raroly publishes, for her theory s that | aptto be fouad in the roulms of th high- Clothier and Burnisher, A Cutting ark. conductod by monks under the Moulton—all these and many mory being kept i blace by sarge YW1 | a poct never writes any immorial yerse | ost fushion, 48 1n any other walk of lifo, Theo clothes that he wore, Judge: ~Algernon—You must bob | direct control of the popo, which typical of the brig and most hove | AN nln.n. also- in gol agree. A | aftor he or she has passed fifty, and she | Good company makes many virtues. As at tennis ho played, think, dearest, that because you ure | haye for hundreds of years de- % ious domestic fi ln-i long, loose !l\!l»L in some l_]ulll'('ll ma- b Fog glesi ey - - ~ . L &, 2 Or walked by the shore, vich and I am poor [ am anxious to vote heir e o energie: Repious Someptio Uyasd teriul, closo-fitting bodices in dark silic | 1BAY very justly rest on the luurels ghe | The ideal socicty would be to find. out Aud tatked to somo maid yoled: thelr _spiive - BAGRELONL G0 r 2 G0RRsBEHRE s o durk SIE ) won for herself before she reached that » well-bred an “educate A latkod- 10, 8ol aid, marry you on account of your mone the manufactuee of cordials or touics, ; Y e e L T ihe well-bred aud the well-educated,aud Aro now near the door 9 i ; How Walk. g WO ith @ YOI | age. Contrary to the general belief, evieve—Whose are you after, | qphoip business has hoen so extensive Tt " ladics do not | B0d mother-of-pearl, and long scarfs in 3 ’ Ake- - Canfrary- Lo the ‘goneral boll tnil:\'il;\:lu‘!mnnl_\',nu matter to what Of his uncle's displayed o Ehele bualnom s Dagu a0 exiabAl S E com. | there never was any such tide in Lin- | shade of fashion they may belong. - Bu f - —— o : 4o twenty million Koo how to wabl? inguires n weiter tn | Uhin it draped arognd the wast, com- | colnshire, und there never was any such | thiat has hoen Aatboymor nlongs ik A scrtons Misrake, i The Wisdam o Babes, francs were offored forone of thoso ceton (N. Y.) Froemun. Look! | Plete theIL attiie. | he dinee, Whlthi | tune as “The Bridesof Marin Enderby,” | soeie Theto will alwiys e & Mre. | Judge: Enraged Father—Well, thut’s | priladelphia Record: - Ministerial | Plonts by an Euglish syndicate, uud re- here comes one with her head pitehed | a0 0 Bt aT 0 ording to Kuropenn which the ringers rang to warn ihe Milkandeream with the manpers and | the last time I'll be fool enough to give | yjend (on a visit)—I wonder “hm fused. It only demonstrates the value forward, hor hands swinging ungrace- | Fyo0 %o oy of u slow, gliding motion Boston folk of the coming tide, appeurance of d fish -wife, in the highest | one of my daughters a wedding check. | jujceq yvour mamma so happy to-da of tonics, beeause their business could Qulpbyhos ida, Bex Lae » Scutling the | ;15000 the platform, the slender urms The Home Life lew Wallac and best society, who must be invited. | ~Mother—Why, Charles? there’s noth- | g0 is singing around all over the | uot huve flourished so unless their man- walk, aud altogether presenting an ap- | 203'350 v Mlittle brown hauds of the he Home Life l.ew Wallace. Visitors to London aro shocked by the | ing wrong, T hope L (A ufuctures contained considorable med- pearauce quite uubecoming " one of performers playing the part usually as- Of the more prominent writers who | pitiable traits of N nth century Fnraged Father—Yes, but there is. Little Nell -1 guess she’s thought of ical value. A good tonic, as fori Am‘ln -ld s lovely daughters, A-hurmn_;fl signed to the lower limbs of & duicor. | 85 ingularly fortunate in their domes- | unreserve, and by the talk and the man- | Tbat fool of & son-in-law has gone and | yomiin' to scold papa sbout when he | Stance, Kernedy's Fast India Bittors, o w 1 clse, perhaps. but ob, such a gait! | HEVECHE he Qwor, TR 00 o RN | e relutions, the author of “Ben Hur” | ners of cortain fashionable women, | had iv cashed. A o which' are guaranteed to bo distilled he next one walks with a jerk, her slender fingers catch up and unfoid the king example, Herself awriter | Books full of sepndalous unecdotes, eall- po——— : - with the finest of spirvits and from choice feet and lower part of hor body having | TR ) 1an o inat nSanat et e of more thun average ability, and pos- | ing wowmen b their names, ¢ pub- . Adudgnofar. Connoisseurs, roots sud horbs, is better than adulter- started on a race with her head to sce | L5 Ny b F o0 C T -I‘:'n.'l and twist | 8essed of an accurate literary judgment, | Jished and A is an ax- Rome Sentinel; Bobby (to hissister)— Ouce a Week: Mrs, True Genteel— | ated whisky orwine which will get there first. The couse- | B S ‘m";|:‘i‘“";lm‘,“““cm:‘;v and twist | vy Wallace is an invaluablo assistant | ploded iden that good birth, old blood, | 18 Mr. De Lunkhead your beau, a judge | Good morning, Mrs. Carrots. Coing SR — quence is for overy step forward she | it FUOP B LSS RO SRS ion | to her husband in his work. She s & | oven good breeding, is the guardian | Of fine arts? to New York 1o do a little shopping? Do By Whisky, cowmes part way back with a jerk. oty et RAsMEs tiveless worker, rapid yet very vains- . So much for London Sister—A vory good judge, Bobby. Mrs. Gusby Carrots (whose husband Arkunsus'l Lo Do you see that Her sister follows, twitching ungrace- | Y BOL SaUNC atbric utthe per- | gaiing, and is ap expert at proof-read- i o What can wo expect of | But why do you ask? hit stundurd oil and aequired sud- | poor fellow?” said a saloonkeoper to u fully from side, rolling from one foot to | formance is really churming, owlng w | jp0 " General Wali is.himself his | New York. iis copy? Bobby—Oh, be told me lust night that D ehan) - No, I've just retuned. [ | temperance leeturer, pointing toa gray- tbe other, like' & sailor in mid-ocean, | the Krace and wiuning looks of the dun- New York, its copy? A . BiE SO0 severest crivie, and after an incident or & he was gong togetthe man who painted | bought ice Rubens (his morning, and | huired convict. only ho 'has some excuse and she has | SG'% And it is perfoctly modest, t00, | ohypter has been written, re-cust prob- . your portralt Lo paint his house. o Whon T called ut my hus | ' Who, thut poor fellow that hundles not. Tho arms usuatly follow, but in | NBich is more than can bo ‘“l""" most | 100y dozen times, and oviticised from | TheORIGINALABLA LN 4 OINTMENT band’s ofice he told me had bought u | the spade with such dificulty?” opuosite directions. The body of the | Of the eustern dancos in the exhib- | yary standpownt, it is given to Mrs, | is only put up iu largd two ounce tin boxes, A AL Rombrandt by the same artist yesterday | Y¢s. Well a few yeurs ago he was next ono makes a porfect bow, back | 1O e Wallace, and runs the gauntlet of her | and is au absolute cure for old sores, burns, . Clothier and Birbsher, afternoon. a respected man; never drank anything hent, head forward and feet trying to Who **The Duchess" Is, critical juagment. There is a singular | wouuds, chupped bands, and all skin erup. Said ove shirt stud unto the other, oy — and went in_good society. Bat, sir, he catoh up. Not ono with the fitm, | “Who s “The Duchess?’ is a ques- | hurmony uf tastes between the two, und | ous, Wil positively euro ull kinds of piles- | o L BEON0 0 '"°""’l .‘i.".’.‘.f.f.‘:"' vrother, A Sproial began 1o fool with whisky and it downed graceful step, erect head, steaight | tion often asked by the thousands who | in this wise the literary partnerstiip 1s | AYforthe ORIGINAL ABIBLING OINT- | LoRe) U o't 0 # hole." Toxas Siftings: Canvassor—Can't I | b shoulders, cnsy arms and hand to be ac- | read the novels of this remarknbly pep- | productive of the most satisfactory | 3oty ol by (Goodiias Drug cempany av " induce you to subseribe to this comic | “Do you, & saloonkeeper, acknowl- quired by suficient determination to | ular writer. Aud perhaps never has a | results, The home of the Wallaces M 0% . GOl Where They Myeht Economiz: journal? edge that this wan, once respectable, present & dignified carriage. When | nomde plume more completely screened | is i awfordsville, Ind., and contains Out of Practice, 3y Bagley - 1 hear that Mn.. Swith—No, [ get more papers now s sent to the punh ntinry v.hmugh will deportment be taught in our | the identity of its owner. “The Duch- y comfort. They have already [ Life: Lady of the house (to tramp)— | Mosenthal has presented you with | than I have time to read. le ugencies of whisky?" schools? . ess” is really Mrs. Margaret Huoger- | made a great deal of money with their | You eat as if you never had seen a meal | twins, Solomon. “lat we are offering special 1nduce- "\ es, 8lr, SR " ford, residing iu a bowe of comfort and ,and are destined to make much | of vietuals b:fore! Mr. Mosenthal—Yes, it vas u fact, | monts.” :hllum the story, T want to use it,” ew York Wom n of Fashion. beauty in Ireland’s famous county, Almost anything General Wal- Tramp—Madam, you must excuse me, | twin boys or I'm & liar. “Jdon't want any chromos or any- “Phe story 1s short, The old follow New York women are, us a v very | Cork. She is an industrious woman, | lace chooses to write is an assured suc- | I s'pose I do eat awkward, but the fact “Must be quite an expense, eh?” thing of that sort,” barrel of whisky aud wos sent tg shavituble wud very industrious. They | and writes a complete novel with more | cess, and he can therefore command | 8 I'budn’t had much practice lately, “Yes, but dere’s vone good tingI| ‘‘We don’t offer any chromos, but we 2.