Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, September 16, 1889, Page 5

THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER. Interesting Nows and Notes of ‘Western Knights of the Grip. A TOURIST'S POETICAL DREAM. A Dead Sore Drummer—One Too Many for the Hotel Clerk—Gos- #ip in the Hotel Rotundas— Sunday Visitors. An Angel's Dream. Littls Rock Gazette, #1o was sitting in the garden Underneath the chestnut trees, He was fighting the mosquitoes And was cursing at the floas, It was hotter far than sheol, Ed was hotter than the day, 8o he fanned himself and mopped his brow, And drove the flies away. A maiden in the parlor At piano had sat down, ing all the ballads were known about the town, And as Eaward sat and listened He fell nto a doze, And dreampt that he was with her, Sharing all her weal and woes. He was wailing out his passion ‘When she turued to him and said: “1 will be a sister to you But wo can never, never wed, Your friendship I'will cherish Aud in my memory keep.” —Then a chestaut fell upon him And 'woke him from his slee Onco more old Morpheus tackled him, Oneo more he closed his eyes; And then before he knew it He was in Par-a-dise, And sitting at a_table That was groaning 'neath its weight Or all the good things drummers like— And some they never ate, The waiters were all angels, The table linen clean, An ungel says, “No one could kick At the heavenly cuisine.”” ¥rom all his earthly trials For once he was exempt, But let him tell in words his own Just what it was he dreampt. A fair young maid with golden haur, And sunny smiles, and dark blus eyos, Came toward me, stood behind my chair, And while she brushed awny the flies Leaned over me with one full SWoop And asked: “Will you have gumbo soup!” Iwould. Acgain she stood by me, *Roast tarkey —b Potatoes—corn—peas Towmatoes—onion’ “Bring turkey--la Let me sce, Potatoes—corn— celery.” And yet again sho hovered near, “We have,” she said, “'peach, apple, mince And custard pies; nuts raised this year; l“l'uxls! mermalade made out of quince, Tea, coffee, wilk." with a sigh 1 said, “I'll take three kinds of pie.” ¥ b t . Ml s There's no telling what Ed might have secn, Or where this story'd end, Had not a serious accident, Befallen our dear friend, For he was s0on enjoying it As a drummer only could, But the chestnut tree fell on him Aud woke him up for good. “Gost Toller Divty-fif: A Chicago jhotel clerk noticed a despond- ent looking drummer in the rotunda Louis Republic. Fearing a caso of sui- cide, he called a friend and together they asked why the dejected one was so down- cast. Chents,” he said, ““I haf god a ledder vrom my house and il mages me ted zore. Ihaf id here and vill ret id do you. Id zays: ‘Vrent Moses, yoursuf de dwendy-fitd ro- gieved, vit your roud shecd and egsbenso aggound engiosed. Moses, ve dond vand your roud sheed and egsbense aggound, ve vand ort Ve vish do imbress dis virmly ubon your mind dot ve vaud orters. Ve haf egsbenzive mabs on our valls in our offices hero in ;New Yorg dat ve gan vind oud your roude. Ve alzo haf egsbensive vamilies hero dot gost money do subbord— remember dot ve vand orters. Ve nodice an idem in your egsbense aggound of tree tollars ver tsigars and pilliards. Moses, ve do not vish dis do ogeur again. Vo 1d you py redurn egsbress dwo poxes uf Wicars—von gost dree tollars, de odders a tollar vorty. Zmoke de dree tollar vons yourself. do tollar vorty vons gif do your trade—von afder breagfasd, von afder tin- ner, und dwo to de head_glerks. Be liperal vit your drade, Moses. Ve also zend you py redurn agsbress a new line of zamples. haf hat dem in sdock yorty-dree year. ~Gall dem ‘Migado,’ *Vite Vings,’ vat you vill—de brice is zigsdeen tolla dond revuse an orter ver segs, dey gost us a toliar dirty-fife Yours, Isauc, uf ¢c virm of Vleischeimor, Guckenhemmer & Huckleberger.” And after readiog this whe broken-hearted drummer mounted the marble steps for a bracer, while Hilton and Brobst united 1 not wonderiog that be was “ted zore.” One Too Much For the Night Olerk, A good story is told of Ed Kenned nigit clork of the Leland, says the Mor cha Traveler. Itwas some time ufter he was in- stalled in his present - position, before he could entirely throw off the proviacial habits cquired while clerking 1o a hotel in ton, Ia., where ho could sleop the greater portion of the night and seldom be disturbed. The first night he was on watch at the Leland a geatleman camo in very lato und wanted a room. 124 was fastaslecp, and it was with some diilicalty the man could arouso him atall. When he had partially succeeded, he asked if ho could get a room, and Ed, with a stretch and & terrible yawn, mumbled out “*Dumfino,” and sank back into his chair, The stranger was tired and he wanted to goto bed, so ho shook Ed once again und asked him where the night porter was, to which Ed again roplied, with a yawn that discounted the last oue, *Dumfino.” The would-be guest became desperate, and he resolvea to help himself. He put his name on the register and went to the key rack, resolved to take the first key he could find und run_chances, Bemg so tired, he disliked the idea of walking up stairs, so he woke 1d up once more und asked him if the clovator was running, and Ed replied sloepily, “Dumfino.” it suddenly occurred to tho 'stranger that he mixht wauder all over the bLouse, climb four or five pairs of stairs, and a. lust, if he found the room, get bouncea just as he gov wto bed, 8o ho tried once aguin, this time telling 15d he would give bim a dollar if he would get up and_show him a room. Ed at this bait struggied to his feot, and, witk no attempt to suppress the gupes and yawns, led the way upstairs, responding to the stranger’s question all the time with nis “Dumftne.” The room was reached, the gas lighted, und the man bezan to remove his garments, Ed fussed about 10r a minute or two, and scemng the dollar was not fortn- coming and now being pretty well awalke, said: “Say, where is that dollar?’ The guest had just laid his vestunder his pillow when he turned and, with some horrible con- tortions, imitating Ed's stretch and yawn to perfection, said in the same mumblo: “Dumfino. A Traveling Men's Club. The task of orgavizing and establishing a traveling men’s elub in Omaha is being re- vived and doubtless some sort of action will be taken before long. The effort made in this direction two vears ago was allowed to die apparently because those who interested themselves were not courageous Lo overcome one or two obstacles, and now they admit havivg made a grievous mistake, therefore are anxious to rectify it by renewing the scheme aund doing what should have been done then. It is believed now that with a membership of 500, which could easily be se- cured, besides such assistance as the wholo- sale merchants here would be willing w give & club can be established and successfully maintained, The desire is to secure cen- trally locatod quarters and fit them up in good style; have in uddition to parlors, for THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 16, 1889, sociability, billiard ana_oard parties, & num- ber of sample rooms where drummers can display their goods and meet customers to better advantage than at a hotel. Such a place might also support a erijl room, where the boys when in town could get lunchoon when_ they felt like it and entertain their friends. 1t would be a splendid assistance towards making drommers’ day a big affair, Opinions on the subject for pablication in this department are solicited. 8ha Teaded Bandboxes. “Had a funny thing happen me a week or 80 ago down in Kansas,” said Andy Samples, of Kansas City, yestorday to a roporter, as he sat in the lobby of the Paxton. “I took from an old fellow at Nowton a fow months ago, and it suited him so nicely that he opencd his heart and bought me a silk hat—this is the hat. It was in an ordinary hat box, and, as I was going home, I con- cluded that I woulda't wear it, but would just carry it with me m the box. The train was crowded fearfully and the only seat I could zet was beside a middie-aged woman with a lot of parcels and & box that looked exactly ike mine. As there was consider- able draught at the window, she kindly gave nt; t 's why I snee 1 was feelin, 1y tired and soon fell asicen, When the conductor woke me up I was ai- most home, My femule companion had left me, got off at some station along the line I supposs. [ grabbad my grip and my box, took cable car and went home, My wife agked me what was in tho box and I told her a hat, and while I was wasning my face slio opencd it. Jerusalem! what a row. She cailod me a villian and » monster and said I had deceived her, broken her heart, and went iuto a fit of hysterics. Finally | managed 1o inquire what the devil was up but she wouldn't say a word and I lovked 1u the box. Great Scott! There was a corset, a lady’s chewmise and threo little baby dressos, Have a cigar; we'd get something else if tho Sunday closing law were not in force.” “Thice days later there was an ad. in the Times to the effect that if [ would send her corsets back my traveling companion would send me my hat. 1 did so, and now once more white-winged peace hovers over my family.” Good Feeling Evervwhere, The boot and shos, as well as gents’ furnishing and elothing men just now. T'his class arc the present time than any othe Their re- ports relative to the condition of trade are good and indicata a better foeling every- where than has beon known for u long time, A represoatative from New York said ye terday that most of his western customer had bought wore libarally than heretofor: end werg not as slow as usual in giving their orders. fur- have the call more uumerons at All Sunshi “A travelingman’s life is not remarked Charley Whitney, who covers this section of the cultured west for Jonn V. Farwell & Co., as he located himself ina half-reclining atitude in the rotunda of the Windsor hotel yesterday afternoon. “No, sir, there ure times whea not a ray of sun- shie is visible, and when aman feels as though he is friendless and alone in this cold, cruel world. What's the i now! Well, just sit thee down_ and I will explain in pretty plain English. Thavejust returned from the west when I took in Cho > Laramie, North Platte, and such Now, in one_of tuese places the customer of mine, a German b, \ aud to bo move explicit [ will say that he 18 not 1,000 miles from Cheyenne. He was not ready to buy when I made the town, but be said that he would forwacd mea good order to the hotel in Omahu. Hero is his order,” and a postal card was flashed upon which wus written in a close and baroly legible han, Mine F'rient mer vas rount, heem ull thoss vinter. 1 sunshine” tow Kar} udder trum- mid und I by mid goots vou eat vor de He vas very sheep mid his goo *“There it is you see. Itook several orders with the one that T expected from this ow I could go back to the honse in m, sati sry mood. 1t may take me a year to undermine my rival and get the old man back on my hst of regular customers.” Atthe Hotels, The traveling men who onjoyed their Sun- day rest at the Millard were: George ow York; C. (. White, New York; Pollock, New York; J. H. Hubble, New York; A. S White, New Y Francisco; ncinnati; J R. b i . T, Smytne, Springer, New York; C. W. , Sprin; field, Mass.; H. Frinclingbans, New Yori; F. Van Ducsen, Cincinnati: B. F. Porges, Chicago; W. M. Levick, Philadelphia; W. Coleman, St. Louis; G. R. Everett, Chicug G. C. Brouglon, New York; v York; A. L. k New York; ney, Rock Springs; C. L. Martin, Os T.°B. 'Tuutle, New York; P. weather, Chicago; J. B. Healy, 2 R. D. Wilkes, Chicago: D. Camipbell, Ch: cago; P. A. Wells, New York; 5. Matson, St Louis; R. T. Studevas, Chic Boston; W, R. Crowe, ( . Hall, Chicago; Abbott, 1. B. Snow, St. Louis; ‘J. A. Hall, Sprin Mass.; A. B Grand ' Rapids, George S. | Louis; I, I, New York; G. E. Zimmerman, Roch- ¥, Wood, ow York; Hickon, New York: C. Dobreiner, Josephs P H, Cadwalder, Chicago; W, f i Boston; A. Silverbach, N York; H. N. allman, Providence; W, Shofield, Boston; C. H . Boston ; Hunnel, Chicago: H. ( . Boston; 1. / Bigalow, New York; A. Schlisenger, Francisco; H. Meyer, Louisville; J. Dietz gen, Chicag W. Buck, St. Loms; Al be k y New Yorl - heimer, Ne rk; G W, trong, New 'S. Miller, Chic The commercial men who spent the Paxton are: G. I, Keiser city; 1. H. Cooper, Mendota; M San dose, Cal,; Jumes M, Cohen, Now Y city; E. P, Thomas, New York} A. H. L ing, 13oston; Joseph B3, Trochet, New Y T, isbester, Chicago: A.J. Conger, Akrou, 0.; H. 3. Munger, Chicago; Joseph A. Ben- nett, Philadoliptiat G. L. Muuns, Cleveland, O.: H. J. Myers, Bethlehem, Pa.; A, Pl amples, Kansas City; . M. Sut- ton, Pittsburg; F. J. Burbite, River Falls, Mass. Ak Patton, Cleyeland, O. Boston; G Wolf, Chicago ; ) Manchester, N, H.; and ¢. J. Birmingham, Galena, 111 Atthe Bar wero C. Wolf," New Britain, Conn.; A. H. Skillings, New York; corge M. Lreat, Bridgeport, Cono.; G o Schemmerhorn, Kans as City; C. J. Harring- ton, St. Joseph: C. J. Cooper, Kansay City; J. P. Cobb, Baltimore; Andrew Aldric Concord, N. H.; J. C. Stockweather, Minue. avolis; W. V. dens, St. Louis; William Kincord, Lir A. Peck, Kansas City, Lous, dward L. Dak.; J. F. Loomis, khart, wart; H. IS, Church, Havannahi S, Clark,” Rapid City; J. C. Abbott, Wilton; A. M. Byers, Aloao; Josoph Martin, Norfolk, The following well known knights of the aests u the Windsor yesterday: Lasscen, Decatur, LlL.; George God- Fremont; W, H. Hesley, Javesville, red D. and R R Waugh and A C. Goodell, Peoria: White, ~Racine; T. B. Puffer, T, . Barnes , Kansas City: J. T. Patterson, Fremont; C. A. Newcomb, St. Louis; J, H. Elmond, Peoria; M. L. Collins and C. R. Williams, Omaha; J. H. Walsh, St. Louis: G. M. Jarvis aond wife, Chicago; J, W. Buren, Kansas City In the afternoon the boys banded together and attended the ball game 1 a body. Several of them, when Questionsd concerning business ou thé road, reported everything active and in good shape. The following comme! day at the Murray: L. B. Heller, Milwau- . L. Viguers, Chicags 1. C. Noyes, John J. Gardiver, George B. Mairues, James lagg, J. C. Caldwell, E. F. Highland, hreiner, I, A. Gebbardt, 8. J. Llirr, 1, C. Grove, John Daisy, jr.. John F\ ¥ % Lawrence, J. 1. Dallay, 1. B. | B. Greenwood, H. W. Williams, Sig Parkey, W. H. Smith, A. H. Marsh, 8. N, Rouse, A, Marsbutz, Heury Martio, W. H. Murph, George M. Treat, George A. Murphy, S. MclFariand, W. M. Fairbien, ¥. U, Gainz burg, of New rk; A, D. Clioton, Charles 5. Shivers, A. M. Pulien, J. C. Puetz, D. R.' V. Sims, D. K. Pride, F. W, El- rank, At the W and wife, Rapid City, Shelby, [a.; John Ki antham vial men spont Sun- is, dridge, A. A. Barber, F. B. Hills, J.C. el S Dinans, T Lo Bijuens, 'E T Plimpton, 1, R. Stewart, Sie. Mayers, L R. Mansfield, G, W. M. Kouts, A. W, Crouch, H. McKuight, Charles O. Smith, J. €. Blair, C. Ganneut, O. H. Smith, E. H. Wimpfheimer, W. H, Silverhorn. A. . Hali, F, 8. Dayton, of Chicag W, Copelana, F. W. Jones, of St. Louis; C. W. Champerlain, J, W. Dick- inson, N. G, Brooks, Thomas' H. Copeland, D. M. Jenkins, J. H. Bradloy, Milton How ard, of Boston} §. .. Martin, Kansas_ City W. B. Patton, 'Springfield; J. H. Schott, Barlington, In.; J. McDowell, Portiand, Ore.; J. W, Coflins, Wheeling, W. Vo Victor Wierman, Pittsburg, Pa.; M. Steim- bock, Phiadelphia, D. T. Waters, Minnea p- olis; W. T, Shultz, Chicago; C. F. Hayes, Des Moines; V. A. Stoue, Stonehill, Mas otes J. W. Hendee, for years one of W, L. Par- rotte & Co’s bauner salosmen, has enterad tho services of Darrow & Logan. Joo will cover his former tarritory, the Chicago, St. Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha railroad. ' We congratulate Joo and his new house on this deal. Mr. Hendee started out n woek ago with his new Jine and has enjoyed nis usual ®ood trade. LOST ON MOUN1 HOOD. Thrilling Experience of Thres Young Laates on a Great Moun ain. The thrilling experience of th la- dies who were losv on Mount Hood, and could neither reach the top nor the bottom, s reported by a party who have just veturtied from the re, suysa Port- {and, Ore., special. Mount Hood, in oty is getting to be quite a summer re- sort,and this year more than ever be- fore tents dotted the various streams along the different trails up tho mountain, and every house and settler’s cabin along the route was filled to overflowing by mountain climb- ers and summer tourists. Among the many families who went into the mountaing to spend vhe heated term was that of Mr. C. W. Wilberg, of Mount Tabor, who had with him sev- eral fricuds. The last two weoks were spent in the shadow of Mount Hood, at Summit Prairie. As is the custom with most campers, each day’s gramme, be it fishing or rid faithfully carried out. The most exciting featurs of the programme was that of climbing Mount Hood. Last Friday the younger members of the par started out'to gain the summit. party consisted of three men and six ater Rock was reached by )f the patty, the others succumbing at different. points along the mountain side. The party reaching the summit of Crater Rock did not get back to the ms at the foot of the mountain until 7 o'clock at night, aithough the ascent was begun at 10 o'clock in the morning. hen noses were unted on arrival at the _ bottom of the mountain three were missing—NMiss Salliec Wilberg, Mrs. George Bonan, and M Frank Morgan, of East Por land. They were lost somewhere along the mountain, Without delay the maining ones were driven back to the camp, loaving behind on the mountain two young men, Carry and Ketchum, to build bonfires and fire signal guns. Volunteer help soon arrived from camps, and by 10 o'clock, it is said, twenty men, with lanterns, dogs, guns. and horses, were scouring every nook and vice of Mount Hood for the three lost ones. Large signal fires were built at intervals of “every quarter of a mile about the southeast and west base of the mountain, and squads of searchers had already encompassed the 15t lava fields above the timber line without response to either a halloo or gunshot. Shortly before midnight, wway on tho eastern slope of the moun- tain, mear White river eanyon, the throe women were found, perched upon a large stone, huddled together, with onc long pole with an iron pike at the end which they had used as an alpen- stock and as a weapon of defense vinst the panthers and wolves that infesi the mountain side. They were weeping with joy when they were found, and gladly cited their adventurc of the night. They had taken the wrong ravine ridge leading from off the moun- tain, and had wanderedoff. At various times they heard the screams of the panther and wolf, but wisely kept quiet. They were returned to camp by the searching party. They had beenon the barren rock, 10,000 fect above the level of the sea, with a fierce cold wind blow- ing against them, until they were almost frozen to death PAXTON HOTEL, OMAHA—Special at- tention to commercial men. Finest and rgest hotel in the west, Kittredge & “Two negatives, I've heara, sweet maid, Make one aflirmative. is it true, or 1s it not? An answer quickly give.” He pressed the tiny hand and gazed Upon tho lovely miss, And said: I pray you let me take From those sweet lips a kiss *“Those lips on which th Has left its crimson glow She blushed, she sighed, she hung her head, And answered him: - o Doubt Him. You doubtme!” he excla “Have I not told you over and ove that T loved you and you only; tell you an_untruth, Katherine?” vould that I could have absolute faith in you,” she replied, stifling a sob; *“but—but I heard you tell uncle that you onca caught a brook trout that weighed three pounds and six ounces;” and the tears flowed down her fair young face while he tapped the ground with his foot and solemnly gazed o'er the wide blue sea. e Wealth in Scotland's Waters, The waters of Scotland were product- ive of a large revenue last ar. The value of the cured fish is put down by the fishery board at £1,524,372, white the fresh fish sold for use hrought £717,057. Shell fish produced a return of £71, making a gross total of £2,113,157. ‘the value of salmon is es- timated at £240,018, making the grand total of the sea and salmon fisheries of Scotland £2,353,175, In the sea fish- eries the total cured herring are cred- ited with £1,174,815, and fresh haddock with ,1 The number of lives lost was fifty-nine, against 156 in 1877, and the loss sustained in boats and fishing material amounted to £49,526, sl o His First Dav at the Beach. Lafe: *0, Uncle George, eried tender- hearted little Rollo, his eyes filling with tears, “'let us give some money to that poor woman over there on the sand; see, she has hardly any clothes on!” “Sure enough,” said Mr. George; ‘why in thunder didn’t you point her out before?” —_— The Anadyr's Rich Cargo. When the steamship Anadyr, of the Messageries Maritimes, was sunk the otherday in a collision off Aden,she car- ried dowa into seven fathoms of water 74 cases of silv ingots, valued at 50,000 francs, wh ore destined for the Indo-China bank; 123 cases of gold wire for Madras, 113 cases of watches, several cases of jewelry for Saigon, valuable woven stuffs for China, 800 sacks of Bordeaux wine and 100 cases of champsgue. o you kissed - Angostura bitwers says a long time sufferer from indigestion, thoroughly cured me. Sole manufacturers, Dr. J, G. B. Siegert & Sous. At all druggists. WHEAT CROWERS' MEETING ‘What the Coming Convention at St. Louis Hopes to Accomplish. SHEEP RANCHES IN KANSAS Why They Did Not Pay—The Farmers and the Rallroads—American Buatter Exporta--Eggs for the Market. An Appeal to Wheat Growoers, The Farmer Federation in convention recently assembled at Topeka, unani- mously adopted the following resolu- tions: Whereas, That by roason of new systems in business and the combinations aguinst us, that we are not, as an_agricuitural class, en- joying equal privileges with the manufactur- ing wm 1 commercial classes, and from the in- equality of exchange have for the past ton sars been sorely oppressed by the low prices farm products; and Whereas, In consequence of the depressed condition of the wheat market and the con- flicting reports of the world's supply of this cereal, be it thercfore Resolved, By the charter mombers and stockholders of the Farmers' Federation that a convention of wheat growers of the Missis- sippi valley, be and is hereby called to meet at St. Louis, on Wednesday, tho 23d of Octo- ber, 1880, for the purpose of discussing m ures for relief, and to form a wheat growers’ association Resolved, That the apportionment of rep- resentatives of said convention be one del gate for each county in the respective states and territories included in the Mississippi valley. And that the primaries to appoint dolegates to said convention be held at the county scats on Tucsday, the lst day of October, 1850, and we requost that the pro- cecdings of said_primaries be immediately forwarded to this oftice, Topeka, Kan. Resolved, That any farmer in' the United States or torritorivs who has grown 500 or moro bushels of wneat the past year, and shall certify the fact to the president before the meeting of the said St. Louis convention, may be adinitted as & delegate to said con- vention, Also, all editors of tho agricultural s of the United States shall be entitled n said convention. ed that we advise the farmers of the northwestern states and territories to hold their wheat off the market until after the meoting of the St. Louis convention of wheat growers, unless such prices be offercad as will justify a reasonablo profit over the cost of production, or $1 per bushel for wheat. Farmers ting to this sugges- tion are requested to send thewr names to this office with Statement of bushels of wheat on hana, grade, ete. The Farmer and the Railroads. areely recognized by ilrond companies, says the Ame w Farmor. Let him make a shipment freight to go one or two hundred It will sometim take thirty nd the produce he sends is worth the end of that time. What re- 18 he on them? Nothing! They v laugh at Lim. But you leave hing at their depot, how soon ou storage or are getting bled eve All they get is, some politician will he around soon tatking wool, and he will leave money in the saloon in your neighborhood for your vote and tell you ‘you are all right.” He sometimes gets as high as $50 to talic wool to you, and if the y ho is working for gets elocted, he is pretty sure to geta good position ve- gardless of his fitness for it. America’s Butter Export. Tt 1s a matter of wonder with many why America does not more butter to the old country, and es- iaily to England; seeing that she im- > than she malkes, good s the Amer son is thy y from her as is Fr Holland, ete., that manufacture just as fine butter as we do. So you sce the cost of trans- portation has something to do_ with it, as has the delay in delivering it. There is, however.still another cause, and that is, that there is a demand, constant and imperative in this country, for fine but- ter at as high a price as Englishmen ave willing to pay. Why. theu, should we seek a market 3,000 miles aw; we have one at our door p illimitable and at as high p others are willing to pany. As the mat- ter now stands, the only export from this country worth mentioning is to Ingland »f old packed but- ter for which there really is no sale in this count, When they are ready to aceept our best makes at reasonable and fair profits, the chances are we will be able to supply the demand. Until then let us sce how good an article we can make for ourselve: An Egg Marke That there is money in supplying eggs for tablo use there is no doubt, the Towa Homestead. We believe that more money can be realized in thi than in_the sale for fax If farmers and poultrymen generally would croate retail markets---sell direct to the con- sume v would not only secure good prices, but would give mor satisfaction, The home market is ing for ‘‘fresh eggs.” Do they ge them? We venture to say there are more stale eggs, over one week old, palmed off to hotels, stores and familie than fresh ones. How many ogas are broken open that do not show a red streak in the yolk? How many are used that do mot have a stals lavor? Hotels are getting sick of it; merchants are afraid of it; families arve indignant about it, and no wonder. Here is a farmer that lets his hens run at large. They lay wherever they please. In his search for eggs he picks one up here and one there. Perbaps a weck later he discovers a whole nest of them; they may have been laid by different hens the same day, or they may have been the accumulation of on hen in o many days. It is the latter, more likely, but off to market they go, anyhow; go as fresh eggs. Here is & man runmng an incubator. At tne end of the fourth or fifth day he makes his test of eggs: those perfoetly clear are infertile: if the germ has started and died it can hardly be seen in 80 short a time. O they o to mar- ket, The consumer ne kuows any better. They are perfectly safe to use, A the stale flavor nevertho- They may have been laid two or three weeks before they were put into the incubator. ar days under the tof 103 dq is equal to one we with no heat. But’the consum: “fresh eggs” all the same. But be honest if you will. Market what you could make aflidavit to as being strictly fresh eggs, and see what the result will be. Sheep Ranches in Kansas, In 1882-'84 there was in Kansas no more popular direction for investment of money, both by actunl settlers and by capitalists, than in sheep, says a writer in the American Wool Reporter. In a little over two years the 426,492 sheep in the state were more than doubled, and still the demand was for more. In 1884 more than 1,200,000 sheep grazed upon the prairies of the state, and then came the rveaction, To-day there are about 400,000, What has caused the decrease? The sheep craze was one of the **pop- ular delusions” which bave from time to timo inflicted Kunsas. Men bought sheep, not because they could care for them, not because they needed more AT THE BEGINNING Of the new season it is a question with every man, where he shonld buy his fall clothing. You are certainly not a good judge of clothing —-nobody is—The best judges do not pretend to be. Then the question arises, where can you get the best value for the least money? As everybody in Omaha knows, we have increased our business from season to season. A great many v we are getting this big trade by breaking down the prices. They may be right. But what holds our old and makes us 5 many new customers, is the fact that our low prices are joined to reliability and quality. the following of the trade. This se Whether other houses complain of dull- nessor not. We have put in an enormous stock, we have prepared for a b [t is by this “Union™ that our house has received son, we irtend to make things more lively than ever. v business than ever, and we OUR PRICES ARE BOUND TO BRING YOU TO US IF YOU VALUE YOUR MONEY AND IF YOU WANT TO SAVE IT. propose to do it. This week we will give you come bargainsin Fall Overcoats, We scarcely know which one of the miny beautiful styles to mention specially. ~ One nice brown Cheviot Coat with silk Facing, which we offor at $5.75, you could not get elsewhere for less than $8 or $9. Another grey fine all wool Cassimere Coat, excallently made and trimmed at 87.50, woull be very cheap at $10. Others at $8.50, $9.75, 1050 and up $17.50. Those ab the higher prices are the richest and most stylish garwents in the market. Our illustrated catalogue of fall styles ready tor mailing. name and address it you want ong. Send us Nebraska Glothing Company, Corner Fourteenth and Douglas Streets, Omaha. IE(LARKE ESTADBLISKED 1851 § (26 So. Sure Cures!} Shicago, tits, | clarkss, <N\ Tho Regular O1d-Established PHYSICIAN AND SURCGEON Is still Treating with the Greatost SKILL and SUCCESS Chronic, Nervous and Private Diseases, A9~ NERVOUS DEBILITY, Lost Manhood, Failing Memory, Exhausting' Drains, Terrible Dreams, Head and Back Ache and all the effccts Ieading 10 early decay and perhaps Consumption or Insanity, treated scientifically by new methods with never-falling success. bad Blood and Skin Dis- 25~ SYPHILIS and « cases permanently 5 2y KIDNEY and URINARY complaints, Gleet, Gonorrhoea, Strictu re, Varicocele and all diseascs of thie Genito: ry O'gans cured promptly without injury to Stomach, Kidneys or other Organs, %~ No experiments. Age and experience im- portant. ConsuMation frec and sacred. Lo~ Send 4 cents postage for Celebrated Works on Chronic, Nervou Delicate Discase B~ Those contem Clarke's celebrated stock on their farms, but for specula- tive purposes. The scheme of handling them did not include much shelter, much feed or much but a great deal of profit. Throughout this state where the temperature drops in winter 0 20= below zero, men nged to keep great flocks of sheep without shel- ter. They brought the Mexican raz backs from the south, ana the wooled pamperod Merinos from the east. | Ind., raised this They were given the same care, or | oats from twenty rather lack of and expected to | si ht and thrive. Suddenly everybody dis- covered that it did not pay, and | F. the rapidity with which the bottom dropped out of the sheep market was stageering. acl in fruit trees and it i [t “*did not pay,” for several reasons. imed that no other grower on the First, the abominable care given tho | face of the globe can make a similar stock. They were put in the hands of | showing. inexperienced shepherds and expected | oo ™R to forage for themsely As o i e et ichioL Y the mortality was astounding, and some- § }ont” of agriculture. times 50 per cent of the flocks were 10st | caaded. as the result of pr in asingle winter. Second. the sheev | oyis in producing a1 were purchased 1n most instances with { gisonse called pear feaf bl borrowed money on which hi h rates | ;ildew. which annual st was puid, the result being, of | dostraction to those trecs. G g Third, the decrease | of practical experiments he feels justi- in the price of wool which left from4 | Gogin recommending it to the farmers | Siarkes celeb to 6 ce s pound on the | 4y, q fpuiy ors us both efficacious and | Doctor. A'friend production of the flock Fourth, and The i romedy " Gongiate ot | Wgirdshame;amiiadd g the most important of all, an increasing | 410 application of a fungicide, with an | . Lifes (Scoreh Errors, s population i the sections of the state | . pliince by which 50,000 plants were best adapted to sheep-raising which made the herder as much of an anomaly as would be a wood-chopping pioneer in tho valley of the Genes The state had outgrown the pastoral age and was ripe for the iral age which has come upon it rapidly. 1 Kansas is not & South Ameri i with a torrid climate and a poverty- | Sarsa % cen soil, when any sheep worth # can have an scre of land upon which to subsist. It is a swate fitted for the higher formsof cereal and fruit culture, and is coming to those rapidly. Diversified farming, such as the cast knows so well how to carry on will make Kansas great, and her people are rec- ognizing it. In that system, with the rich soil separated into fields and or- chards, with cattle, horses and poultry growing to maturity on the farm, there 1s o room for the roaming sheep with its demand for unlimited prairie range. In moderate flocks with the grade being continually raised, and with mutton and wool, the iwo objects of its existence, it cun form a valuable adjunct tothe farm- prosperity. How™ some men have nged their methods to the more ra- tional and more modern ones, and their present condition on account thereof, I will detail in a suceceding letter. Notes. 08 enjoy g a bath after When there isu stream with a bottom e; sible, give them 3 at. But always let them cool off before bathing. Horses | hard at work through the day get | be worth $100 in less than ecighteen hardly satislied upon grass alone.” Give | months. We give only one lot afeed of grain before turning out to | to each person and require pasture, and another early in the morn- | no eontract to improve. If vou ing. desire one of these lots send us your'fuil Wean the lambs, giving them rich | pume and address, with dc for postage, grass or a clover pasture; Prepare for | and we will mail you deed at once. Ad- early lambs; a Southdown makes the ! dress PLAINFIELD ADDITION Co., best” cross for quality. Whatever Castle Rock, Colo, breed is used, be sure that the ram is —_———— pure biood. S, The Mules Survived, ‘The run of a good pasture will bring | A fire that broke out in the shaft of a the pigs into excellent condition for | conl mine at Birmingham, Ala,, impris- attening. 3 > oned uminer and sixteen mules. The Now is a good time to kill off (and | miner ws d about ten days after- eat) the mongrel fowls that have ac- | wara and was found to be dead. Kigh- cumulated, and start anew with pure teen days after the fire the mules, which stock of whichever varioty may be pre- ! were much farther back in the mir ferred. were reached, and all but one of th What well sixteen were alive, although too weak can accomplish is to stand, case of the dairy schools of Denm: The government has for years spent over $30,000 yeurly for the maintenance of dai hools. The result has been an immense improvement in dairy pro- ducts, and a lively demand for Danish butter. Within twenty years Denmark’s er have increased from 000,000 per annum. ¢ Sherman, of Casey, ear 1,375 bushels of wores an average of threc-fourths bushels 100,000 to $1: Sheriff Hen Wellhouse, of said to be the proprietor of the 1in the world. He | Fremont, vay, chief of the thology, depart- eutly suc nd apple great nyears tolife. £a-Book ents (stamps). Medicing and writings sent everywhere, s from cxposure, Hours, 810 8. Sundays o t dress F. D. CLARKE, M. D., Luding z b 186 So. Clark St., CHICAGO, ILL, application, five being required to se- | _ % cure good results. | CHICAGO SHORT LINE OF THE Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul R'y, The Best Route from Omaha and Council ! Bluffs to TWO TRAINS DAILY BETWEEN OMAHA AND COUNCIL BLUFES Chicago, —AND— Milwankee, 8t. Paul, - Minneapolis, Cedar Rapids, Rock Island, Freeport, Rockford, Clinton, Dubuque, Davenport, Elgin, Madison, Janesville, Beldt, Winona, La Crosse, Aud all other Important polnts East, Northeast and For throngh tickets call on tho tieke! agent at 101 Farna stecet, i araer Block, or at Uinlon Vicilo Pullinnn Sieepers and tha finest Dining Cars in the world are ru on the mw hicago, ML Waukeo & St Paul lisi rery aitention 14 Drid L0 Lnseners by courteous employes Of tho corpin WAL e e Pimples, boils and other humors aro ble to appe: when the blood gets heated. To cure them, take Hood’s wo B Ll The World's Largest Horse Car Liuc, The longest horse car line in the world will connect Buenos Ayres with the outlying towns, and when com- pleted, will extend over two hundred miles.” The rolling stock contists of five slecping cars cighteen feet long, ench with six beds, which in the day- time are rolled back to form seats, four two-storied carriages, twenty platform carringes, six i vagons, four cutile trucks and 200 goc o AS GOOD AS GOLD, Oue Thousand Lots Near Colorado, Free. Desiring to attract universal atten- tion we have adopted this novel and pensive method of placing our property before the people. The lots we ar 1, a new suburban Fort Worth & Denver few minutes ride at Denver, Colo. These lots are 25x125 feet, wide stre and nice park reserved. We keep every other lot for the present and will not sell, Lvery lot that is given away will Denver, in Plain- addition on the | X' railroad, only a | Tk rom the Union depot int T, 32 CLA (s General snpariatenacnt. FOR MEN ONLY! APOSITIVE For LOST or PAILING IANHO&D“; friving ial Mannger. V. 5 ueral Vassenger and Avent Generel and NERVOUS DEBIL) CURE Yekuess of Boiyand ¥ind: Effects of Errora or in Oldor Young. Bob How ta Knlarxe nnd 8 & FARTS of ROD T uniafing. L Rch testily from 47 S Yo ean write them. (voied: Tree. ddirws € CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS, Cross Diamond Brand, prictly 220 e, Al +'Varicos o Glinicue, 16 Tremont 8t Bostoms Ba.le'ln_ directed tr slo ining schools illust ited in the ' . Business, e [l 3 President, Ler, Con, W. VERBECK, SBuperinteadent, \LWEIGH bt PURE r % OMAHA BUSINES OLLEG cagor. Boarding . Kor cutilogue nddrs . 1., Morgan Varl lilcago. 11, RACINE COLLIG I, kg, o i il y thorou Hena ¥ will s, cun 6 P.0. Box ], ian Whion you are buylug glores aber that there is such a thingas a price that 15 100 cheap. 1t puy o fair pri ood gloves like o TROm ¢ the ot nade. 1f you want 10 kBOW miore abiout floven i gencral n leular, " enclose or the book About It will {te ) 1862. MINSON, Jehustown, N, ¥ Used by the United States Government. Endorsed by the heads of the Great Universities and Public Food Analysts, as the Strongest, Purest and most Healthful. Dr. Price’s Cream Bakin der does got contain Ammonia, Limeor Alun. Dr. Price’s Delicious Flavoring x tracts, Vanilla, Lenion, Orange, Alwond, Rosé, ete,, do not contain Poisonous Oils or Cheuical PRICE BAKING POWDER COQ., New York. Chicago. 8t Louiss