Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 22, 1889, Page 5

THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER. A Drummers’ Soclal Club Organized at Boatrice. OLD VERACITY CONTRIBUTES, A Disciple of Nimrod—An Arkansas Experience—General News and Gossip Among the Knighte ofthe Grip. Bend In Your Stories, The commercial travelors of this state have shown their appreciation of THE BEE'S efforts to afford them every Monday intelligence peculiarly intor- esting and instructive to the craft. They have contributed to our columns frocly in the past, and during March more communications have been re- ceived for our commercial travelers’ de- partment than ever before in a given time. There are, howover, a variety of subjects which have not been discussed by them in Tue B, and there are hundreds whose personal reminiscences on the roud would make intensely inter- esting reading. To induce members of the craft to contribute regularly to our columns, it s proposed to offer a thousand mile ticket, good on Nebraska lines, under certain conditions, The ticket will be purchased by Tue BeE, over the line chosen by the successtul competitor, who must either represent a Nebraska house or travel exclusively in this state for an outside firm. He must present a letter from his house certifying that he isa regular traveling representative of such house. A thousand-mile ticket will be pre- sented, under above conditions, to the commercial traveler who shall be first to contribute 6,000 words worthy of being printed in THe Ber. He can count only that which appears in print. Don’t be afraid that your comm unica- tions will not be acceptable. We want the groundwork of your ideas or anec dotes or biographies, personal gossip [or anything that will interest the craft) and we will tone it up if necessary and put it in proper shape for the printer. The second best man will be given a year’s subscription to the daily. Each competitor must elip allof his commu- nications as fast as they appear in Tuge MoNDAY Beg, forward them to this office, and sign his full name and the house he represents. Waiting For a Steamboat. The “Flying Dutchman” writes: I was making a river trip to Little Rock, Btopping at all the ports on the way. At Memphis, Tenn., at the Overton hotel, I met a traveling man from Cin- cinnati who was going up the Arkansas viver selling hardware. He was a young man, dressed in the very latost style, hair parted in the middle and standing collar, flashy necktie and patent leather shoes and a tailor-made suit. He was told by the clerk of the hotel T was going that way, and he at once came over to where [ was sitting and introduced himself, stating his business and where he was going. I told him that I was going down the next morning on the steamer Ruth as far as the mouth of the White river, and there wait for the steamer Im- porter, Captain John Williams, loaded with sugar and salt from New Orleans, bound for Little Rock, Ark. He said he was a new man; it was his first trip, He would like to have the pleasure of traveling with me, to which I gave my consent, as I was well acquainted with the route. The next morning we drove down over the levee to the steamer which, for a wonder, was on time. We had a very pleasant trip and my new friend was delighted with every- thing. In those days the living was grand on the lower Mississippi river boats. In the evening aftor tea, we bad a string band composed of the cabin crew, to play in the ladies’ cabin and music and dancing made the night merry. It was early in the, morning when we landed at White river and were shown up to the Cumbia hotel. Now, Arkansas hotels in those days wore not as fine as they might have been. This one was set up on posts on account of overflows in the river, All day we hung around the hotel and over to the river bank watching for signs of a steamer but noue showed up. Alter ten my young friend said if he only had 8 fiddle'he could furnish some entertain- ment. IsadI wished he had and if I bad a guitar I could play an accompani- ment to his music. The landlord who was sitting on the porch near by, smoking a pipe, got up without a word and wallked away. Soon he was baci with a fiddle in_ one hand and a guitar Xu the other and came up to us saying, ‘‘Let us see what you can do.” At once we tuned up and played B few waltzos. He went away again, but soon returned bringing with him a mumber of Arkansas belles and their beaux. The girls ali had red calico dreases trimmed with white braid, and brogun shoes. The gentlemen had lung hair, pants in their boots and each onc had a brace of . navy sixes strapped to him. They had dropped in fora Jm\m. At fivst we refused to play but after be- ing coaxed we consented to play a few sets for them and went to the dining room. Such dancing, pigeon wingsand double-shuflles you never saw. It was 2 o'clock in the morning when the dance broke up and we went to bed with a call for the first boat up the Arkansas river. No call came and the dance was continued every evening for three days and every morning they would say *‘no boat.” The landlord wns doing a great business at his bar, All hundn were drinking after every set at 25 cents a drink. Tho two trnvel{nm men, how- & er, were not faring quite so well, ‘hey were paying 84 per day for board Bnd makiong all the musie. ?t. was the the morning of the third day, I got up early and walked over to the river bank to see an Irishman shoveling coal into anplx' boxes. J said, ‘‘Pat, what are oing that for?” He suid, *Oh, Emn the boats was here last night. 'wo went up the White river, and one ap the Arkunsas.” That was the one we had been waiting for all that time, The landlord had been ying us and getting all the mom«{M refused to r;y our hotel bill, (§24), for two men or three days, and had to g0 back to Memphis, and the hardware man never made that trip up the Arkansas er, Beatrice Drummers' Olub. A Beatrice traveler writes: A large and enthusiastic meeting of the travel- fog men making Beatrice their home, was held in the parlors of the Randall honse. ‘The meeting was cailed for the pur- pose of forming the Traveling Men's Social club of Beatrice, A rmanent organization was formed, with A, J. Conlee, president; J. A, Forbes, treasurer; E. Sgeles- ton, secretary, and H. M. Chase, cor- responding secretary. In view of the fact that Beatrice has so rapidly come to the front as headquarters for @ large number of traveling men, those already making it their home felt that their numbers warranted them in form- ing an organization for furthering their mutual interests, both in a social way and for gaining recognition as a body. locally and abroad. The eocial advantaged to be enjoyed will enable the various members of the club to en- tertain in a suitable style their friends and members of the profession from abroad. The Beatrice board of trade has most heartily endorsed and en- couraged the club, having tendered their rooms for the club rooms. A vote of thanks was extended to mine host Hamilton for courtesies ex- tended during the evening. A grand ball, given by the club, will formally open the new Paddock hotel here, the proceeds of which will be used for fitting up the club rooms. , Tho following traveling men presont: R. [\ Bacon, L. W. Willis, C. B. Danforth, C, W. Mille; F. D Morrill, N, D. Hubbard, A. J. Conleo, C. 8. Fosselman, I". O. Waynant, O. H. Phillip, W. Z. Warner, H. M. Chase, W. R, Whiteman, J. A. Forbes, A. Herman, E. J. Eggleston, 8. S. Sims. Jim and the Snake. Old Veracity relates the following and vouches, of course, for the truth of it: “Now, boys, what I am going 10 tell you, is the good God’s truth, and nothing else. Down in the state of Kentucky is a little town called Nichol- asville. Not far from there is tho Ken- tucky river, a fine stream for fish, and noted for the picturesque scenory along its banks. In the summer of 87 I was traveling in that state, and was invited t0 join a fishing party, from Nicholas ville to the Kentucky. Among thenec- essary articles, requisite for @ camping party, taken along, was a jug of cele- brated whisky, made in that country by a man named King. Well, we got to the river all right, and went into camp. Among our party was a bold, dare devil of a fellow, named Jim, who, as soon _as we got our tent struck, commenced a vigorous attack upon the jug. In a short time he got pretty drunk, and gotting drowsy, he said he would go up on the hillside and take a nap. Atsup- per time I was sent to hunt Jim, he not having shown up. Not far from tho camp [ found him, asleep, and you can imagine my horror, when I saw near him a snake, known as the copperhead, one of the deadliest reptiles of thesouth, coiled ready to strike. At this moment Jim lazily opened his eyes, and took in the situation. Gazing fearlessly into the eyesof the snake he said: ‘You d—n copperhead devil, you want to bite me do you? Well, my friend (hic). if you do, you couldn’t have (hic) chosen a more opportune moment to do it (hic), for by gosh L am heeled, so light in.’ Aad, gentlemen, would you beiieve it? that snake, completely abashed, slowly uncoiled itself and glided awa) You see it recognized the fact that Jim was master of the situation—full of liquor, you know—a sure antidote for the deadly venom of a rattlesnake or copperhead. Whisky, straight, plL'xse. wore Sitting around lh\. radiators at the Thurston, without any asking, Old Veracity, gazing through the window at the down-pour of rain out of doors, said: “It was justsuch a day as this that Jim Jones fought Clay Drye’s wild- cats at Hustonville, Ky.” Not a soul said a word, und unsolicited O. V. went on: ‘‘Yousee, boys, it was this way: Some one had captured two kittens in the hills and gave them to Drye, who raised them. They were mice enough pets at first, but as they grew to be older they became so vicious as to cessitate confinement. They wero accordingly placed in acage, where being constantly guyed by the village urchins, they become very ferociou; So one rainy day John Brooks, a regu- lar tough, came to Hustonville, and, filling himself with whisky, wanted to fight something. Somebody suggested that he tackle Drye’s cats, which p ject, seeming to strike him, be offered to bot anybody $10 that he could whip both of them single-handed. The money having been_ put up, Brooks, after having prepared himself by don- ning a heavy overcoat and gloves, was turned into a room about sixteen by twenty, where the cats had previously been placed, Pretty soon the sounds of the combat became audible' to the crowd on the outside. Above the snarls of the cats came the sonorous voice of Brooks, who said: ‘We are now fight- ing! Inow have one of the devils! He now has me! T am choking the devil to death! Holy Moses, he now has me! My right eye is now g 1 have just bit off one of the de a He has torn off my nose! He five! Mur- der!!1111”™ He was rescued in a wretched condition, the cats making their escape, and never being vecap- tured. Brooks got well, with the loss of an eye and a whole nose, and lives until this day, a confirmed prohibition- ist, Lot's liquor.” Fragrant Frances. J. K. Armsby in his last circular, thus feelingly acknowledges the re- ceipt of a bottle of perfumery: J. S, Kirk & Co. sent us just before starting on our last trip, a little bottle of perfumery *with & request that we use it ourselves, and there was a name- loss something about that note that would seem to imply that we needed it. We did not Fel mad, we just took in the perfume and when we opened that bot- tle, jee-whiz how sweet the poerfume. Weo vemembered back in boyhood days when we worked the bung-hole of an old molasses barrel with a long stick after the sugar in tho bottom, and we thought nothing could be as sweet. We remember luter in life when we were the big boy of the school and kissed the school marm behiud the door for the first time. and we thought then the heavens had opened and were raining molasses candy and ginger snaps; but this bottle of perfumery knocked out all memories and realities. So in wonder- ment we looked to the label and we found the solution of the problem. It read, the “Bouquet Essence of Fra Benlml.“ Sho must have been adai and if a little of her boiled down was as swoet as this, what would an entire lap- full of her unboiled have been. Old as we are and bald-headed besides, we would have held her for a minute just to rest the other fellow. It seems hard to have to boil her, but if it was to be done, we are glad as good boys that the Kirks got her. But we advise every- body to send for a bottle before she isall gone, and don't get fooled on the arti- cle. Buy Frances or nothing. Send the orders to Bluff Old Alick or Honest Jokn, (Milt, the old darling, 1s in Europe hunting up some more girls to boil.) Wall or Charles are such giddy things, it would be just like them to run in the juice of somu other g h'l on you. But if you get the real Frances and don’t suy she was the sweetest smelling girl you ever knew, send the bill to us, A DllaIDIB of Numrod. Colonel W. H, Hayden took a day off not long ago to inspect a flock of geese trat had been making sad havoo with the corn fields near the Platte, says the Hastings Democrat. The colonel brought several birds to his feet, and sent 1n a dozen to Messrs, Sloan, John- son & Co., wholesale grocers, Omaha. The following appreciative reply was received: OMAHA, Neb., March 30, 1889, DEAR COLONEL. We have received the dozen fowls, trophies of your prow- ess as a disciple of Nimrod. They have been apportioned out to the respoctive heads of families belonging to the es- tablishment. We take this means of thanking you for this exhibition of your thnnghllulne-- in thus allowing us to partake in this manner of the ploasures of the chase. When the birds shall have been brought on to the festal board at our Sunday dinuers, each and every one of us will call to mind the kindly spirit that prompted you, out of the largeness of your heart, to thus re- momber us. The invocation will go up from our grateful hearts that a whole page of debits on the great ledger above will be blotted out. olonel: Ind it ever occur to you, his spirit of loving-kindness, as manifested by vou, partakes of the di- ne quality? It llrnm)t‘bh as tho gentle rain from heaven on the place beneath. Itis twice blessed. It blesseth him that gives and him that takes. It be- comes the throned monarch better than his crown.” It softens the asperities of life, knocks off the rough corners and nmku, all the world akin. We trust that your late outing, will be productive of improved health, en- ergy and spirits, that your perceptions will be keener, aod ‘that your hopes will be enlarged. We trust that you will be more invineible than ever. That your joys may be brighter, that your cares will be lighter, is the carnest wish of a bouse full of friends at SLOAN, JOUNSON & CO's T M . U, There will be a meeting of Nebraska Division No. 1, T. M. P. U., in Omaha, Saturday, April 27, at 2 o’clock p. m. H. B. SELLIK. Sec. By order of the executive board. Samples, C. E. Thornburg, of the McClurg Cracker company, failed to be at the depot, last Monday morning, to make his usual trip, owing to the fact that he was detained at home to care for a now ten-pound aaughter, who arrived at his home early Monday morning. Charley looks about a foot taller, and is very proud of his new title, papa. Send in your storie The first Ne- braska traveler who clips six columns of bis own contributions, gets the 1,000 mile ticket. L. C. Hill, the buggy man, was in, off the road, several days last week, wait- ing for his house to fill some of his orders alr i Hill is modest, hasn’t the gall to visit his trade while there are back orders staring him in the face. George Rudio came in after a two week's trip. maiden trip for Kirk’s soup a success: When he started out, two weeks ago, George was rather timid. This state- ment may seem strange 10 tho boys who know him of old, but it’sa fact, never- theless. Ho felt rather embarr assed, having been off the road twolong years, but courage rapidly exchanged places with embarrassment, and at Lin- coln, his first stopping place, he braced the first man he met to buy a bill of soap in order to get his oil tongue loose once more. One trial was 'y Rudio ney a fine place with many improvements, but is down on the **b ’ who runs the Midway there, and says if a traveling man expeets a good room a the Midway it is necossary to er from “Bosting” or he'll get a nrlor, sure thing. George bribes ciends now by “*promising” them a nice box of Kirk’s finest toilet soaps, as- sorted—with a string attachment. One thing “Rudy” can't get over, is the Iau, that the Midway has signs on it, **1733 miles to Buslun" and 1733 miles " he evidently thinks like home and should substitute a sign of his own construc- tion, but things have changed during the two years George las been off the road. Saturday, He reports his ——— The Philosonhy of Life. The philosophy of Fra Bacon is the philosophy of life, “Despise no new acci- dent 1n the body,” said he, ‘‘but ask opinion of it; in sickness principally respect health and in health action.”” There are many so- called slight affections which men think it brave not w notice. It is not bravery; it is folly. As Bacon says, “despise no new ac- cident of the body.” BraxpreTn's PiLs will remove effectually and at once a thou- sand and one of the little ills of life that often, if neglected, take years to cure. He sure to have with you always a box of BRrANDRETI'S PI —— RUINED AND DESERTEF How a Wayward Girl Found grace and a Cell. The fomalo cell ut tho city fail held an - mate for a short time, last night, wi did not appear on 'the police prisoner was a young girl, not u teen yeurs of age, and decidedly propossess-. ing in appearance, who was arrested by a de- tective of the police force at the request of her mother. The mother arrived at the sta- tion in a few minutes after her daughter's arrest, and, after a consultation with the chief 'of polico, was allowed to take her daughter home with her. The mother's story was to the offect that her daughter left her ‘home about six weeks ago with & mem- ber of a theatrical cempany then playing an engagement in this city, and has been with him since that time until a few days ago, when she returned alone to Omaha, having been deserted by the man who accowplished her ruin. The mother heard of her wuy- ward daughter's arrival here, and call upon the police to arrest her. The girl was decply affected over her arrest, expressed penitenco for her errors, and returned home with her mothe: mising to sin no more. -~ Dis- Do you relish your food? TIs your di- gestion good? “Are your bowels regu- ar Do you have a tired or languid fecling? Is your tongue conted? Does your buck ache? Is your skin sallow? If your sysiem s in" a bad condition take St. Patrick’s Pills; they will aid your digestion, improve your appetite, regulate your bowels, correct your bil- ious disorder and moke you feel like a new person, k‘ur sale by all druggists. o An Acoidental Trip. ‘Two boys named Bennie Mizzy and Charlie Smith, aged respectively eight and nine years, were playing in & box car at Grand Island, where the car was shut and fastened by & railroad man, who did not know that the little fellows were in it. The car was brought to Omaba_and the pair discovered and released. They wlll be sent home to-day. e All danger of drinking impure water is avoided by addihg 20 drops of the genuine Angostura Bitters, manufac- tured by Dr. Siegert & Sons. At all druggists, AT —— A Quict Sunda The police had an easy day of it yesterday. All of the saloons wore reported as baving beou kept closed during tho day. “But two arrests were made during the day, both for drunkenness. e Advice w Mothers. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should al- ways be used for children '.ealhlnk It soothes the child, softens the guws, allays all pain, cures wind colic, and is the b-l remedy for diarrhees. 5cen ts & bottle. AMUSEMENTS FOR THE WEEK. BOYD'S OPERA ITOUSE, Monday Night—Dockstader's minstrels, Tuesday Night—Dockstader's minstrels. Friday Night—B66th and Barrety, Merchant of Venice. Saturday Matinee—~Booth and Barrett, in Othello. Saturday Night—Booth and Barrett, The Fool's Revenge, and Yoriek's Love. EDEN MUSER. Every Afternoon and Night—Andrew Seymour, & mind reftder, and variety pe formance. —— The World Ougnt to Know It. The world ought 4o know what S. 8, 8, has done for me in the cure of a malignant cancer, which was 80 bad as to be consid* ered incurable by the physicians in Chicago, where I went t be treated. The hospital surgeons gave me up, saying they could do nothing for me. One of my neighbors sent me the copy of an advertisement cut from a in regard to Swift's Specifio, and I taking it. 1ot rolief from tho first doses; the poison was gradually forced outof my system. and I was soon cured sound and well. Tt is now ten months since 1 quit taking S. 8. 8. and I have had no sign of return of the areadful dis: Mus, AN At Sable, Mich., Dec. 20, '8S, Send for books on blood diseases and can- oers, mailed free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga. BOTHWELL. —— Plattsmouth’s Celebration. Plattsmouth makes a commendable show in having alreaay made arrangements to col- ebrate the centenninl of Washington's m- auguration, on Tuesday week, with a reception and banquet. A number of Platts- mouth ladics and uentlemen are to represent the dignitaries of the revolutionary poriod en costume, The gentlemen will respond _to patriotic toasts. Among the prominent Ne- 10 Wil be present und take part in the festivitics are Governor Thayer, Hon, W. ). Broatch, Dr. J. Harsha, itev. J. G. Taite, Dr. 8. Thain, and Hon. J. B. Strode. Preparations are ‘being made for an clabor- ate affuir, and if the ordor of exercises sent out in advance, 18 any criterion, it will bo a most enjoyable and clegant celebration. Butter Colored with Wells, Richard- son & Co.'s lmproved Butter Color Cannot be Taxe, The chemist of tho intornal revonue de: partment, Washington, . C., finds no for- cign fat, cither animal or colored 'with Wells, Richardson & Co.8 Tin- proved Butter Color, and the commissioner decides it cannot be taxed TREASURY DE: OFFICE OF | Washingto Messrs. Wells, Rich: mitted o samplo of butter colorod with their Improved Butter Color, and it has been sub- mitted to a very careful anulysis, resulting in the discovery of annatto, but not in the finding of any foreign fat, cither animal or vegetable. The simple fact having been de- termined that the sumple submitted by Messrs. Wells, Richardson & Co. is butter, it is of course mot liable to tax. Respectfully {Signed] . HENDERSON, Acting Commissioner. g in Stolen Property Recovered. Dotective Al Ward yesterday recovered a chest of carpenter's todls from A. Wolf's seccud hand junk dhop on South Tenth sireet. The tools belonged to C. An- drews, of Council Blufts, and_were stolen from his premises Friday night. The thief pawned thew at Woll's Saturday. A ey Man Wants a Tonic When there is a lack of elastic energy in the system, shown by a sensation of languor and unrest'in the morning, frequent yawning during the day and disturbed sleep at night. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters infuses un- wonted energy into the enfeebled and ner- vous, endowing them With muscular energy, an ability to repose heaithfully without inconvenience. Nervou: ache, biliousness, impaired appetite and a seble, troublesoie nach ,are all and speedily set right by this matchless regu- lator and invigorant, The mineral poi among them strychnia’and nux never safe tonics, even in infini The Bitters answe ually, simal doses. more effe w‘r!u,l:\' s zue, kuluuy troubles and nlcunmllam)lcl\l 10 it. New Wind or Hotel, Kearney, Neb. opened under new ki it, refitted and refurnished ccommodations for travei- k from Bur- depots, , Proprictor. The E B! Twentirth, The Emmet Monument association gives its twentieth annual ball at Masonic hall to- morrow even o at the close of Lent, all lovers of the dance hail it with pleasu and elaborate preparations have been made for a zood time and tho association promises to not only equal but surpass tho clezant affairs given under 1its auspices in the past, ing men. T lington and Union Pac j When you ne friend, select a true one. Dr. Jon Red Clover Tonic the best friena mankind has for all d cases of the stomach, liver and kidne, The best blood purifier 50 cents. Goodm The firemen are making elaborate prepara- tious for the parade to-morrow afternoon and v ball in the evening. At 2 o'clock all firomen will parade through the The city council, the fire on, all the city ofiicials 23 of the pross will be ex- pected to Lllu- part in the parade. After the parade an exhibition of speed will bo given by the different companies of the depart- uient. ‘The run will be made on Daveaport street, from Sixteenth to}Ninth streots. The annual ball by the fire lnddies avill be given at exposition hall, in the evening, The Two Greatest Blessings. They are good sense and good health. Use your good sense this spring and get good health, Most fol icine. need spring med- Have you taken yours? Paine’s Lc]u‘y Compound is the best spring’medicine. Your good sense should tell you to take it, — The emment Dr. Phelps' pre- scnpnon, it is a scientific medi- cine, Itis purely vegetable, It gives you the two things you most need thig! spring —pure blood and strong nerves, And there’s another reason for your faith and confidence in Paine's Celery Compound. It's the medicine everybody is taking this spring. It's boom- ing all over the country. "Twouldn’t do that if it wasn't the right sort, Let your good sense talk, It will say, “Gain good health at once, to-day, by[using Paine's Celery Compound, It's just what you need now.” Nebraska Clothing Co. FURNISHING DEPARTMENT. out of sight. getting for like goods $1.50. will offer to-morrow: We are large buyers- 100 dozen very fine medium weight Merino These arc in new shades and we consider them an excellent bargain. shown by any house in the city. In medium weight and light underwear we are in a position to beat all competition which means low prices. | from the mills and commission houses—pay no jobber's profits—and we guarantee to save you from 25 to 50 per cent, and on the finer goods even more. over 50 different qualities as “Specials” We buy these goods direct Our assortment comprises we are offering this week. 75 dozen fine medium weight Merino Shirts and Drawers of an elegant clouded shade, Shirts with satin fronts, full fashioned, at 50¢ each. . These goods are worth tully ¢1.00. Shirts and Drawers regular made, at 75¢. Other houses are French Balbriggan Shirts and Drawers at 35¢, 45¢ and 60c¢ each. Our Spring selections in fancy Flannel Shirts are the most extensive and varied ever ‘We have a full assortment of the most elegant novelties of the present season, in all wool, silk and wool mixtures, and all silk. goods we quote the lowest prices. On all these As an extraordinary bargain in this department we 3 cases fancy knit Tennis Shirts, in several beautiful shades and stripes, sizes from 14 to 17, at $1.00 each. Spring and Summer wear. This is a new material for an overshirt, and excellently adapted for Other houses would ask $1.75 or $2.00 for the same shirt, HAT DEPARTMENT. Fresh arrivals this week, direct from the manufacturers of Spring Derbys, in all th latest and most fashionable shapes, in tan and light colors. We offer in this department: Elegant light colored Derbys, silk band and binding. at 85¢, worth $1-50. Men’s and Boys’' Crushers, of an excellent quality, in all shades, at 40c¢. houses sell them for 75¢c. Our new Shoe Department is a grand success. Other We have made an mmense hit with our Genuine Calf Sewed $2.50 Shoe in congress, lace and button. Nebraska Clothing Company Corner Douglas and Fourteenth Streets, Omaha. h is Wealth NERVE AND DRAIN TREAT- pectfic for Hysteria, Dizzi- Nervous Neuralgia, Prostration caused by the Aeonol e tohaco, Wakefulness, Mental Depression, Sofening of tho train resulting insanity and leading to misery, decay and deat, Premature Old Age, llurrmmrn ndulgen: ot trontmont, §1'8 box. or six hoxes for 5, sent by mail prepald on re: ceipt of price. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES To cureany case, With each order received by us for six boxes, accompanied with 8, we will send the purchaser our written guarantee to re- the treatment does not effect Guarantees fssued only by Goodman Druggists, Sole Agenis, 1110 Farnam ~neec. llmnha, eb! D Spinmey o NATIONAL DISPENSARY NERVOUS, CIIRONIC and PRIVAT DISEASKS of MIN and WOMEN successtully treated. YOUNG MEN of youthtul follies or Indi Suffering from the eifo fty: fions of por Avo ¥, 'Kianey Troubles br any disense of the Geni- ey Oreus, can liore, ind u safe and speody Chirzes ressonable, especially to 6 M!DDLE -AGED MEN Lroubled with too frequont ovaous T, ofto; pmpuiied by n slight & sensntion, ani wonker T the patlent cannot uce on ning the urinary deposits n rony s wlll um-n b Xmmd ahd sorhotos bariialos of Alb: OF the color be Of & thin, milkish Bl Dh Aoy L0s AREE OF (oroil TRRATARGE: ny wen who die of this difculty, ignor. 33, the scoonl xtago of suni: Zcent stamp for Wolook: re6 1o wit, Add DR SPINNEY & CO. Main and 12th St. ,Kansas City, Mo. §P-Mention this papor. COFFEE pillie Public are not wenorally swae that by the hods of ully one-half of the u»lu ‘Sl DOTADI® ara. And WA RKANTRD FEIFROT: ik and guarunteod Lo bo unly about ONK: mmon our Grooer for Clt()”N LIQUID COFFEE. McCORD, BRADY & CO., Wholesale Grocers, - - Omaha, Neb A Sure Cure| 20to 60 DAYS, This is u disease which has heretofore Baffled all Medical Science. When Mercury, Todide of Potassium, Sarsapa rilla or Hot Springs fall, we guarantee a cur We have a Remedy, unknown to anyous in the World outside of our Compuny, and ons that has NEVER FAILED to cure the most obstinate cases. Ten days in FooenT omkes toch the wark. Txiathe o1 shronto deep seated cases that we solicit. We have cured hundreds who have been abandoned by ynyx.xcmmhnml pronounced incurable, and wo caallenge the world to bring us & case’ that we will not cure in less than sixty days. Since the history of mealcine & uue specific for Syphilis has beon sought for but never found until our MAGIC REMEDY was discovered, and we ate justified in sayl it {5 the only Remeay 1n the World tnat wm pos- itively cure, bacauss the latest Medical Works, {mlr'lsneu by the best known authorities, say hore wasnever a true speciflc bofore, OurTam- will cure when everything else has failed. J waste 0\" time and money with patent icines that never had virtus, or dogtor with Physiclans that cARGOL Cure you, you that have {ma everything else should come to us now and et permanent l'!'lhlf you never can get it else- Where. Mark what Woe say, in the eud you must take our remody or NEVER recover and you that have boon aflicted but o short time Bhould by all means come to us NOW, not one in tenof now cases over gt permanently cured. Many uvlhv'll) and think they are free from the disease, but in one, two or thres {!‘BN otter 1t appears again in a more horrible form. ‘This is & blood Purifier and will Cure any Skin or Blood Discase when Everything Else Fails. THE CODK REMEDY GO, Room 419 Paxton Block. ot Grronh M AN VIGOR, ki b porfactiy nnlmtd byt Kfi.f Pr P ole cured without esion-Dupre THE RAILWAY TIME TABLES, in or opare liniaue, i Tremont LL OMAHA, TNION PACI Arrly Depou 10th and Marcy su H Omaha, oave Omaha, ]‘ncl(lc Express Cheyenne Kxpress. Denver Express. Kansas City, Lincoln & leatrice KXpross. ... Papillion Passenger. m{ 112 pm m _Allabove t 10 a m “Leave Arrive | [g Omaha, muha. m! ' m|. *0axland Accommod'n, m Bt. Paul Limited. ... . lorence Passenger *¥lorence Passongor tFlorence Passenger. +Klorence Passenior . - *Daily Except Sunday, QBIIn ay only, 0. & N.-W, Depotiothand mmvm. m} m| m| m| " Teave [ TArrive Oniaha, Omaha, it 4 du ally nxca Dally exespt mua y O, 10:00 7, Veitib Bam 0.8 10:00 4 m T:06 p ™ BURLINGTON ROUT] Depot 10tk and Mason sts. PINIYIB i},“'"“"’"‘“' Tas Evnsxa Cazuicas (»». For sale nnd by mail b(); ,omlmnn Drug ompnny maha, ll4 WAVERS are Kln"EYmu il urinary Groublos mu( 4 sarely carod by DOCTL.A Cap ghloa.’ Barsral sases gaced in deven fare Sab) §1.50 per box, all druggists, or by mail from Doo: Sra Hrg Gor 113 Whfgse N. Y.yhllldllwllunl. Chicago Vestibule kx. Chicago Mail Liticoin & Coneordia 1o Colorado Mail Kansas City Expross Kansas City Express *Excopt Saturday, 0 8 "hsmpvl onlllk}'? Leave 1rive Omaha. E &M V.R R Depot 1th & Webster sta. Tiaba. Hastings & Bik Hills Pas am Capw Norfolk Passeager pm 10:8 & m 44 thre? Bt ST ot S, Wttt ELECTRIOGO, Lg0 Labalie st GHIGA 6010 MISBOURI PACIFIC, | Leav, Arityi Depot 16th & Webster sis, n Bl Omahe, | Oviaha an 8:05 p u Arrive Omaha. PAUL, napoz 1ith nd Marcy stal b Leave Arrive Omaha. | Of C. X L&P. Depot 10th and Marcy sts.| Des Moines Accommod'n| b:3 a m Atlantic Express *9:156 & m| Past Vestibuled Express| A p ml 0 Night Express. BIOUX CITY & PACIFIC Depot 15th and_Webater. Loave Omuna, | Owmana. 8:40 & m Arrive Omahn. Bt. Paul prrnm WABASH WES N. Dopot 1uth and Marcy sts. No. 8 St. L. Exp. Daily 7:0 p m Leave | Oniaha. 415 p m| 1220 p m SUBURBAN TRAINS, Wemw ord, Hunning between Council Bluffs and Al bright. In addition to the stations mentioned, trains stop av Twentieth and Twenty-fourth South ha T T depot. |Sheoly. Omaha/bright. 45| 0:45) 11:00, 11:05) Eastward ] Bouth| Omaha oxmnwstmley depot. AN | A |ibrond= way. =SEcezxa T SRSES SZeruanosmsnn=, IA B A E COUNCIL BLU l"l"H CHICAGO, ROCK. 1SLAND ©r pAcmu, | No. N, [ Illl Al.(! uuuLlN()’luN & QUINL\) 0:00 . ma No. N m, Nekcopt Buturday, {‘ Except Monday, CHICAGO & Now m\v ESTERN. N, Kt baiia Da ¥ CHICAGO, MILW No,#.., a.m A . m, A dmly B dnfly fxcept Hliurdl Bunday: b excon Mondiy; * fast 1na) The time given anove 13 for Transfer, there Deung from five to ten minutes bovween Traus: or and local depots. FOR MEN ONLY! P e il b o fi...n... rortien e r.i.f'l AL 66, buli