Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, October 15, 1888, Page 5

i e A it IO—— P ——— e, THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER. The Proposed Amendment to the N. W.T. M. A. Constitution. AN OMAHA DRUMMER IN LUCK, Asto ker Two Classcs of City Drummers Franchises — Theatrical P Party — He Got Even — | Breach of Fromise, Got Chicago Times: “Did you ever hear of Gib Lane who kept hotel at Ripon, Wis.?” asked a traveling man at the Tremont., “Gib's house was the most popular in the west for traveling men. I have traveled the whole of a Saturday night 80 48 10 be there on Sunday., He was o typical landlord in appearance and had one He was a jolly soul and loved a joke. He was always putting up one on somehody and we were always put- ting up one on him. [ remember once we brought a man to his house whom we introduced as deaf. Old Gib began to yell at the new arrival at the top of his voice. You could hear Gib telling him stories a block aw He kept this up one whole day and until late in the night. Finally they went into the bar to take a‘might-cap.” A half-dozen traveling men were standing around und Gib introduced his guest, yeliing the name of each man until you could hear it out in the street. After the introductions we il made the barkeeper, who was ‘‘on,” turned to the new guest and asked him almost in a whisper, ‘What will you have? whereupon the deaf replicd ‘whisky.' Old Gil) camo pretty nigh seeing out of his blind eye when he heard this and saw that he had been yelling a whole day and_half of the nightat a man who could hear as well as he could. [t cost him lots of money There was one man in the house, traveling man, who didn't know the joke, however, and Old Gib asked to be permitted to play it on him when he came in, 80 as to get even. The man came in soon aft He had a big epotted dog with him that somebody had sent him from England. The dog had quite a hi jib introduced this man to the telling the owner of the dog at the same time that the ‘deal’ man was a dog fanc The dog owner began at onco on his upper register and talked to the ‘deaf’ man until he came pretty near tearing out his tonsils. After he had talked an hour so that he woke up everybody in the house the drinks were ordered, The barkeeper again asked ‘deafy’ in a whisper what he would have, and again he answered ‘whisky.” The owner of the dog dropped as though he had been thrown from the roof, and I think that Old Gib broke a biood vessel laughing over the way in which he got even, for he died soon afte City Drummer: Tn a comprehensive review of the numerous and important class known as city drummers, the Chicago Journal thus “sizes up” two specimens There are naturally drummers of dif- ferent sorts. Perhaps the most conspic- uous is the convivial drummer, for he is soen more frequently in public plac The average merchant from the interior likes “‘a good time” when he comes to the city, and the convivial drummer takes him in hand. They visit together the resorts patronized by that class, and live fast for a day or two. The drummer will not permit his country cousin to foot any of the bills. Itisalways his treat, and from a plethoric roll of greenbacks he pays all the expenses of the twain while going the rounds, and in his monthly settlement with his firm charges the cost to the exponse account. There is nothing niggardly about him. He apparently |)rou't'ds on the theory that money wus made to spend, and he spends it with a lavish hand. ' But he usually brings his guest to the point, and before he leaves him sells him a bill of goods double or treble in value what he intended to purchase. He is usually the most successful of his class, for he understands human nature thor- oughly and knows how to take advan- tage of its weakness, The r ous drummer is another who meets with great success in his calling. Ho knows a man of religious bent as far as he can see him. A visi to the Young Men’s Chris Asso tion meeting, introductions and brief conversations with the brethren, to whom he is there introduced, a quiet evening spent in a Christian family, all prepare him to accept as gospel truth all that the drummer says about the ?;mm;g price and desirability of goods. e is not as expensive a customer as his convivial customer, but he buys on closer margins, and thus the proiits on his trade are about equalized. He is not chaperoned by one of the convivial drummers, but by a sedate and sancti- anonious attache of the firm, who warns him of the many wicked allurements of this very wicked city. His business standing, however, is scrutinized just as closely before the goods he orders are shipped. No Breach of Promise. Chicago Herald: A few months ago, @ one of the down-town coffee houses, there was a bright girl who assisted in the serving of pancakes, doughnuts and the like. She was far from handsome, but she had an attractive way about her which ““went” with the patrons of the place. One of them—a studious young man of a literary turn—met her one evening as both were waiting for the bridge to swing to, and they fell into pleasant converse, All of a sudden she staggered him by suggesting that they got married and each contribute toward the common exchequer. He did not wish to hurt herfeelings by making a ositive declination then and there, so e asked time to think it over. The res- taurant lost atleast one customer, as the young man sought to avoid her. The other day he was ‘passing along a busy street down town when he happened to glance 1n at the window of one of the stercotyped bakery lunch rooms. There, deftly turning the palatable but indi- gostible fap-jackc, he saw the heroin of is loup year experience. She saw him also, and beckoned him in, With a flut- laring heart he entered the place and greeted her. Pointing with her batter wand to a dapper young man overlook- ing the tables in' the rear, she re- marked: “That's my husband. We've been married six weeks and we own thie joint.” The countenance of the studious young man brightened visibly, and he hastened to extond congratula: tions. He had scented a breach of prom- ise suit from afar off when she beckoned tohim, and he was happy when he learned the existing state of affairs. Proposed Amendment. The proposed amendment to the N. W. T. M. A, constitution reads as fol- lows: “‘Resolved, That article 2. leb\.lull 1, be amernided 8o as to read: personu of good moral churwul‘butwuun the Ages of twenty-one and forty years, who are now. and whohave heen for the year last past, engaged in the wholesale trade, or who represent a company or corporation, shall be eligible for mems- bership, subject to the conditions pre- scribed by the board of directors: pro- vided, that the proposed new member shall not be engaged in any hazardous business, and has at the time of his ap- plication a bona fide residence within the boundaries of the association. There are generally about a thousand votes in the association, and it is claimed that the passing of the amend- ment will result in the admission of city office men in sufficient num- bers 1o control a majority of the votes, in which cas bona fide drummer becomes anonentity. The Merchant Travelor expresses itsell editorially in the following pointed manner: The amendment to the constitution of the Northwestern Traveling Men's as- sociation is proposed by the board of di- rectors with one exeeption—D. K. Cink, the only member who can be classed asatraveling man. The absonce of his name is significant. We believe, as does evidently Mr. ment to be eling men of the ass vital impor discussed, Clink, the amend- gainst the interests of trav- 1 foreign to the purpos ation. It is a_que wnce and should he official or, measure, This is not str dent James D. Miller is its author, and the official org in the infal- libility of his judgment. Itis another case of pap. The smendment should be discussed freely by members of the N. W. T. M. A. Too Cunning. Chicago Herald: A bright young man connected with one of the largest whole- salo houses in this city was induced by a party of friends lust Sunday morning t sneak away from his huppy West Side home and indulge in a prairie base ball game. The contestants had placed a kog of beer on third- base, and when- ever a batsman succecded in gaining that bag he was entitled to unlimited beer antil he started for the plate. Being an expert with the stick the bright young mau reached third a num- ber of times, and when he left the field he was pretty well filled up. He re membered that his wife had inyited company to dinuer, and realizing the fact that he was alittle the worse for wear he conceived the brilliant idea of sneaking hom v and taking a reviving napin the conl shed. In the alley he met a erazy Gor- man_expressman’ who resided in the neighborhood, and to him he confided his intentions in a maudlin way. The expressman assisted him 1nto the shed and then waited for the first snore. stead of leaving him, as he desired, the man walked through the back yard and tapped on the door. wifo Th and said ;my husband The obtuse cunning and responded: ish; ho ish schleeping in i ;,(ml on de bile of goal.” He had supposed that the lady would he worried at the absence of her husband, and he thought it pest to tell her his whereabouts., The young man threatens to lick the crazy German on sight. young man’s i00d morn- is notat evm:m looked he shet appeared Their Franchise. The following query signed “*Drum- mer” has been received by THE T “Iam a traveling salesman for a Bos- ton house. My house last mnnlh made my headquarters in Kan vi | huve heretofore lived in Chicago. What [ wish to know is this: 1. Have I a right to regi at the coming election in Kansas City ? 2. How long must aman live in any state, providing he is an American citi- zen, to aquire the right to vote? Can you give some points on this mat- ter for the benefit of traveling men gen- erally? We hate to be disfranchised and want to vote, if possible.” Each state makes its own regulations as to the time of residence necessary to quulify a voter. In Nebraska for in- stance a residence of six months is r quired, while in New York the require- aresidence of a year. ‘*‘Drum- all probability.is not entitled to a vote in Kansas City. Should he havea family, however, and that family be still living in Chicago, his place of residence has not been chunged and he may vote in Chicago. A Drummer in Luck. One by one Omaha's commercial trav- clers are called upon to fill positions of importance and trust where good prac- tical business men of experience are needed. At a recent meeting of the shareholders of the Red Cloud National bank in that city, M. J. Scanlon, of Omaha, was elected president and one of the board of directors of that institu- tion. Joe, as the boys all 1 him, is only twenty-six yours of age,and the youngest national bank president in Ne- braska. He moved to Omaha from Wis- consin in 1884 and entered the employ of the Newcomb Lumber company us bookkeeper. Going from one rung of the lndder to another, he rapidly took his place in the front ranks of Omaha’s young business men, where his many sterling qualities of mind and heart won for him the confidence and esteem of his employers and the respect of everyone with whom he came in con- tact.” Mr. Scanlan made occasional trips on the road, where he made many warm friends among the boys. Theatrical Poker Party. Chicago Times: The Poker Theatri- cal party is one of the latest social affairs. A party of gentlemen meet and play for a box, the railroad fare and the supper after the performance. It may oceur to the uninnitiated that the man who *‘gets “—poker parlance—has a heavy bill to settle. But the poker party is exclusive. It h so many at'the table and they a 3 ame, so that if the theaters don’t give out cach man in the game at some stage of the soason comes in for his expense, for you must remember that ina gentleman's game of poker it is understood that every player must “get stuck” at sorue time. At these gentlemen’s games one can also heara language pecuhiar to themselves. For instance, when one of the players has three queens he says he has ‘“‘three typow ,” but he does not say it when his wife is in the room. tuck Death of an Omaha Traveler. H. L. Wright, traveling for Blis Isaac & Co., of Omaha, was taken ill with inflammation ot the howelsat Hast- ings, Neb., Monday, October 8,and died Friday, October 12, at 9 p. m. His wife joined him on Tuesday and was with him at the time of his death. s remains have been transferred to Den- nison, Ia., for interment. Mr. Wright was only twenty-four years of age and general known among his fellow travel- ing men as & hard worker and valuable man for his firm. Omaha Sunday Guests, At the Millard: J. C. MoHart, Dav- enport, la.; S. B. Hatheway, M. Gus- feld, B, Heyman, P. Bohme, New York; N. D. Marsh, C. H. Whinney, E, B. Parke, F. L. Borwell, Chicago; 2. E. Dowd, Meriden, Conn.; E. B. Martia, Geneva, O.; J, Patton, St. Joseph, Mo,; Thomas Doran, St. Paul; Paul Tromme litz, San Francisco: C. R. Virgin, York, Neb.: R. Hendricks, Marion Jones, Atwood. Kan.; 8. Danzinger, Milwau- kee, Wis.; John F. Braun, Gus Moul- ton, Philadelplhia; Fred Ward, St Louis. y At ’Iu‘ P axton George S. Evans, M, R. MoCarter, 7. Copelin, . W. Jones, JINUIVII L. Hanle . Louis; M. Simon, Philadelphia; H. D. Pettibone, Minne- apolis; A, M. Levy, St Paul; Byron 7. Gloser, H. M. Johnson, Chi: D. Forsdike, London, vens Point, , Leavenworth, Kan Ormshy, Atchison, ] Neb; J. H Ilnu 1 nada, Nebr: ki an Francisco; 10.; C. H. Poole, . 1T, M ,\L the Mu Wolf, P. W W. Hogan, F Mason, Deunver, L. Gere, E. B. v R ! tew, G. N. White, Glitohiro) Albery num.-n Gloucester, E. L. _ Cobb, Philadelphia; L. W. Wells, Denver: daker, West Point, Neb.; D, C. y, Ireland; F. C. Ballantine, London, England, . J. O'Reilley, Corlk, Ireland; J. P. Vacy, Kankakee, IlL. A. B. Eimer, New York; J. F. Tuler, St. Joseph, Mo, At the Merchant's son, Muskegon, Mich.: W. H. Hull, 3. S. Hainot, lhmgo RR. Frost, e , Neb.: H. Mason, Norfolk, Neb.; A. |"0“4F‘ \\'umlbinu, Miles Wiiliam- biteare 2wl A crown will not cure the headache, nor a golden ahp}u'l' the gout, but if the Headache comes from Catareh, Warner's Log Cabin Rose Cream wi ve imme- diate and lasting relief. It istho best remedy. —_——— THREE HARD KICKS. Dotroit Frce Press: I was down near the Jower railroad bridge at Niagara Falls, having a couple of boys with me, when a hackman drove up and offered to take us down and show us the whirl- pool, & mile below and return us to the bridge for haif a dollar each. When this offer was declined he take the three of us for a dollar, and we gotinto his carviage. He drove down to the Whirlpool house, and as I got out I saw asign reading: “Fifty cents to go down to the whirlpool.” “ou agreed to bring us down and show us the whirlpool,” I said to the hackman. *Well, it’s down those stai “But I don't propose to pay fifty cents 0 go down there.’ *Then you won't soe it.” “And you wont' get your dollar!’ “Won't 17 Come, I am ready to take you back.” s *But we are not ready to go. You lied to us, and 1 refuse to pay you a cent.” “You either pay or ['ll make jolly of you.” **Come and try it.” He did not accept the invitation, but drove off up town, and a stranger suid to m ““He has gone for a crowd, and you will be lucky to get off alive. It's a shame-faced swindle, of course, and he re a dozen of us who have been played the same way, but what can we do about it?” “You can kick against the gang.” “Yes, but we'd get the worst of it. They are a bad lot. You'd better send the fellow his money.” “I’ll be hanged if I do!” As we started up the river on foot a dozen men followed to see the fun. When we reached the end of the street car track a mob of fourteen hackmen received us. The one who had lied to us demanded his dollar. I refused to pay it. He called to his mob to come on, aud 1 backed up to the building, leveled a revolver at the crowd and d he would waited. They didn’t come on worth a cent. They didn'tcare for dollars just then. Ou@ by one they slunk away, while I took the car back to the falls. The leader tried to get me arvested for carrying & deadly weapon, but no one would issue a warrant. Oune justice told him in my hearin ery man coming to visit the Falls ought to come with two revolvers, and the oftener he fires into your crowd the bettor it will be for the few honest peo- ple heve. I wish more kickevs would come h i In going down the Jersey coast by way of New York, or, rather, by Jersey City, [ reached tl point to discover that I was trunkless. I went over the river and consulted the Krie baggage agent and after telegraphing to various points, it was found that they had been left in the station at Buffalo. The bag- gageman there had three hours in which to get them aboard, but he had singled me out as a vietim. Everybody else’s trunk had come along, but mine had been heid over for a rest. I conldn’t kick on & man 300 miles away, t I laid for him. All the while I was fishing and sailing I nursed my wrath to keep it warm, and six weecks later I walked into the baggage office at Bufl- alo. T had the documents to back me up, as I said: “On the 22d day of July I passed through here. I was tickoted to Jersey City straighter than a string,and before 1 left Detroit I saw that my checks were all right,” “Well?” “Well, you left my trunks right here lor twenty-four hours.” “Quite likely.” “And nOW you must pay for your care- I('-wa:!s. ““What!” “‘Here isa bill of expenses made by your neglect: There is #6 for three of usat a hotel over night. I paid an ox- pressman 75 cents. 1 paid another the same. I had to hire a hack to carry me aboutin Jersey City and that’s twelve shillings more. The total expense is $9, to say nothing of my time and worry and a day lost.” **And you expect me to pay “You'll either pay or I'll b and send for the general bag as a witness.” “Well, you are a crank!” “*No, l am not. I simply kick when imposed upon. Th e road guarantced R T v rer my baggage in Jersey City at a certain hour all right unless accident prevented. There was no accident.” He stormed around for awhile and then paid me, and I divided the money between two cripples at the door. He said I was the meunest man he ever saw, but it was a lesson he will never forget. At Elmira, once upon a time, I had to wait for the western connection. No one knew how long it would be, as the other train was late, and to satisly a natural curiosity I stepped to the ticket wf}ndow and asked of the young man ia- side " ing suit agent Vill you [x)lensfl tell me how late the » express He did not look up from his paper and I repeated the query. He moved a lit- tle this time and 1 was encouraged to 84, X)I hate to dlu'.ur\x you, but I'm very anxious to know.” He got up, came to the window and pulled it down as he said: I know nothing about it." There were four mea behind me, OUR NEW ADDITION REAL Tsbeing rapidly pushed to completion and we hope to open the same by the 15th inst. The changes and improvements which we are also making in the old store extend to We propose to have not only the largest, but also the best arranged and best lighted Clothing Establishment, every floor and department. We have to apologize to our patrons for the present condition of our store, but it is unavoidable; we are not only crowded with goods but crowded with buyers at all times, and customers may find it a little inconvenient but they will find themselves amply repaid by the low prices we are making throughout our entire stock and the many bargains we are offering. Our stock of Overcoats is enormous and the change in the weather has created quite a demand for them. We have everything imaginable, or at least desirable, and among our stock will be found many lots which are marked in price far below their in- trinsic value. The Mens' Suit stock is the heaviest ever shown and its varioty warrants the as. sertion that whoever buys a Winter Suit without at least looking here, fails to consult There is not an establishment in the west that offers the selection or names the prices we do. his own interest. Boys and Children are as amply provided for we still have some of the special bargain Knee Pant Suits at $2.50 a suit, which would be cheap at $5.00. We want every mother to look at this suit. offer great inducements. them. prices. stant rush in our Hat Department. vay we buy them puts all competition out of the question. In long Pant Suits and Boys’ and hildren’ s Overcoats we Underwear you can buy of us at lower prices than the regular retailers pay for Gloves, Hosiery, Neckwear and all other Mens' furnishings at lowest possible Hats are almost given away, at least you would think so if you look at the con- The guantities we handle of these guods, and the @INRE N EEER T I N Gl Nebraska Glothing Gompany/-: Cor. 14th and Douglas Streets, Omaha. waiting to ask the s ame question. vited them to kick. They refused. Then T invited them tosec me kick. They accepted. There was a door to the oflice and I o) was waxing his glass. “1sn't it a part of your duty to answer civil questions?” “You gitor Il puta h he roared. “How late is the Erie ex; He vushed at me and I gave neatest black eye you evel wondering if I shouldn't treat the other after the same of the road stepped up and asked for aun 4 When 1 had given turned to the young man asked: “Did you refuse to_answer his ques- tion. d it I pl fashion, ot “Very well; morrow and uug[.,n.-xl the need of an im- DIl seo Mr. mediate change here.” A chango was made. when I ha new man, and he will answe even about Jonah, if you w - The bird that flutters | remains longest on_the w feets of Warner’s Log C: Buchu Remedy are lasting becau puts the stomach in good working order, and thus tho whole system is restored The young man mustache in frontof a itly asked. you!™ ad on him Abbott to- sh. to its normal, healthy condition. - LETTER LIST. List of 1ottors romaining unoalled for {n the post- ofice for the woek ending Oct. 12, 1553, Noto—Parties calling for these letters will pleasa Ziving the dato at the head of tha list,and inquire for same at the “Ldies’ any “Advertised,” Window.” Toavold mistakes have your mail addressed (o your street and numbver. Bestmann A Barbor W1 8. Bowles R Boyle B A Brandenburg E A Brewstor 3 m Harber ¥ Black 1) Corbly W a2 Cormutt M hristonsen J H isson Cran Cobpar A A Colworka € Dana ¥ G hnhnwrf AT Dillard T A Edgar T R Evans ¥ 0 c. Cora 0 Carl M, (arey N L. ny ( everton G 3 mpboll 1 Clark Dr Cartwright D Collins J' W D. Dreyfuss 8§ y De Dyer A Doty 8 E. Edatrow G i Hemplor N Hagdoia B dwall A Joanings o bt Kettor s Keeu L1 Arisson ¥ Konnedy W Klemik J Larkin F Lnwless P LottJ'A Lawiers Martin ¥, Manoing T Mavwell G Morrow D' Martia RV 3 YeNamara P Motiath u ¢ MoGrudor u Brquis ¥ NevinsJ P NodskovJ A NeurilJ Oide ur { b HoMt 3 Keliey J 1 Kingsburg B range N Z a0 LG Lualog ¥ J M. 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Noyce I Neuverett wrs A Nilson & Nichols A O'Connor mrs M Osborne If Olsson T P, Pickettmrs A Petorson Peters B Rogers 2 8 osenstoel Ross mrs €& Rusel mrs M—1 Rafity 8 tagno mrs Kincard mrsJ KupertN v Hister o Siglor M Bwanson C S T Try mea Tomlinson D Torreyson mre A pening mrs K TaunermraM Traoy B aylor wrs V. SUakion ure 0 ['H Urba mrs ¥ W, Washington N Wolt M J Whittell mra C Worthiugton Wilson 8 C Wert L Walkor ¥-2 THIRD AND POURTI-CLASS MATTER Burgess Wi Bial Utterbuch mrs & K wrs M J o V. e R4 An Absolute Ouro. The ORIGINAL ABIETINE OINTMENT is only put up in large two ounce tin boxes, and is an absolute cure for old sores, burns, wounds, chapped hands, and lll skin erup- Doolittie mre W J LLAGHER, P. M, tions, Will positively care all kinds of piles. Ask for the ORIGINAL ABIETINE OIN'F- MENT. Sold by Goodman Drug Co., at 5 ceuts per box—by mail 30 centa. Your Left Liver IS OUT OF ORDER? A Proprietary Medicine that noeds bus & trial to worth, Or, Callender's Left Liver Bitrs, | The only Distilled Bittors in the United ton, The omly Bitters recognized by the nited States internal revenue laws as a Pro. g:m-ryuodlrln-. Lawfully Patented, No. of tent 149,673, Containa no fusil ofls, no fasential olls, no foreign substaney or damag: drugs. A pertectly pure medicine g"-na Trom Phre Koot Herbs agd 014 Peach; saaunt to the taste, quioy "and " dectaive 1n 14 7apepaia or Vellow Jaundice in Bvedaye. Roptihes the Domy, Jaundice i Inactive Liver, Oures Diseased Kidneys, fmproves the A tos the waole system. system. 'ulm" vor Bitters are sold n ol Gruggats . Risnardson b Wholesaio, 10F the drug interest of Neb e s folloes? house, T. W.Spaf- 3 Pharmicy owe, K. R 'Pha . "Meicher, Howard Meyers, k Dellone & Co,, 'wholesale dealers in Cikars aud Liver Bitters Nehraska National Bauk, U. 8. DEPOSITORY, OMAHA, NEB. Paid Up Capital .$400,000 Surplus. 50,000 H. W. YATES, President. LEwIS 8. ItekD, Vice President. A. E."TOUZALLN, 2nd Vice President, W. I, 8. HuaHEs, Cashier, IRECTOR: JORN 8. COLLING, REED, D! W. V. Monsk, H.W. YATES, A, E. Touza Banking Offico— THE IRON BANK, Corner 12th and Farnum Sts, A General Banking Business Transacted. "~ FARM AND ONAHA CITY LOANS. The Kansas City Investment Co, 36 Chamber of Commerce, OMAHA, NEB, 5. All business done at this office, No del HENDERSON BR0S., 72 La salll 8 Ghlonp Orto any of our looal agents. FERNESSIA. ... Oot. ETuio Oct. Mth ANCHOKIA,: ....Oct. 27th NEW YORK T0 LIVERPOOL YIA QUESNSTOWN. The Celebrated | Largest aud tnest Pus- | 00T, 3 fegmanip o | o mer in CITY OF ROME. “§he World Halo0n passage 1o i(asow, Derry, Liverpool. Belfast orQuesiatown, K0 and upwards bor Glasgow steam 0 and upwards {or ity of Kome. Second-oiass oiien Hekets at rodnced rates Tuads SvaIibe for elther oute. offoling excursioniats tie vrivileg south of trelany, The Rives aresaue Clyda. Steers; le. free "of chiryo, s0id e Laars, Tiekets or further rates. Inlnrmnlu- n soplyto Timber Claims. Troe Seeds and Seediings for Timber Claim: Fruit Troes, Small Fruits, Ornatientats, Ever: groens, etc. Bend for pric LAKE, Prop., Shenandoah, low PEERLESS DYES AR, .THE.252 ESTATE BARCAIN! For Sale by Geo. N. Hicks, ROOM 40, Barker Block. HOICE ten-acre tract, noar Bel¢ Line R.R., in_West Omaha, only twenty-five minu ride by subutbhan trains from Webster street dopot; ma nificent view, pleasant and hoalthy 184 cation. Just the place for a nha Xumo or fine frmt and vegctable ons, This property can be platied ito fft choice lots that will sell inside of three years for four to five hundred esoh, Can ()n\ wholo tract for a shory time i r Jackson ANT wulll front lu!. H 2, on Harn 6Uh street, onl, ;-’»,l@ HOIC » site on 20th aves nue s addition. This lot perfect gr between St street, 85 is G4x 12 uated, Hul ney le and nicely sits \Lu> s avenue and ORNER, 69x140, on Howard and 28th streets, east front and on grade, $6,500. AST front lot, 50x150. on 81st strect, near Poppleton aveuuo, Hanscom Place. Just the place for a nice home, Can offer for u few days at § OUBLE corner, 100x15 Woolworth avenue and facing Hanscom Just the place for an elegant residence block. #7500 —_— — - AST front lot on Lowe avenue, in West Omaha, $1,600. B nl the nicest residence lots ia Hanscom Place, on Poppleton ave- nue, for sale on very small cash p ment, long time. New cable line malke this the finest residence property in the city. NORNER, 100x150 feet, on $1st and Poppleton avenue, paved street, seworage, water and gas; perfect grade and magnificent view; one of the finest idence sitos in the ¢ity. Call and get price. HREE beautiful south front lots on Poppleton avenue for sale for a fow a low figure. Only $650 cash re~ i; balance can run 1, 2,8 and 4 It you want to secure a nicé home in the nicest residence portion of ity, it will pay you to look this up, HOIC RACKAGE and warehouse property 66x132, corner 12th and Nicholas, side tr in alley. There is $4,000 profit in this lot for some one, can offer for a short time at $6,000. IORNER, 120x180, less than seven blocks from Court House, with three small cottag: enting for $720 por yoar; room for thr ; ground alone is worth fifty per cent more than price aslced. Tt v\lll]my you to look this up; pric T residence and grounds in barn, furnace bathe room, city water &e. give im- mediate possession. Call and get prices EW 8 room house, all modern cons veniences, in West Omsha; & big bargain if taken at once. e ARGAIN—Choice ten acre trach with comfortable house, barn splens 2id shade trees, cte., close to city and Belt line ruilw:s{. just the place for fine fruit and vegetable gardens. Can make this & big bargain if T PBUSINE lot with new two-story store building, on M. uear 27th St. Will rent for twelve per cent on th investment. Call aud seo it, price 84, QNE of the finest Business Lots in South Omaba, for a few days at $3,000, O 4, block 54, South Omaha, 60x150 feot near J and 27th streets, ouly 81,200, ICE little cottage and tull lot 60x150 in South Omaha, near 28th and G streets for sale at 81,100, B h\nd ln Howard 64 Acres choi County, close to two railroads, for sale at a bargain. EVERAL good houses to rent. give immediate |unncuuion. 30 0 \\’orth of good Omaha ) property to trade fop first-class farm land or stock ranche. Can If you have good property to sell, ex= changeor rent, calland list it. Geo. N. Hicks Room 40, Barker Block