Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, October 2, 1887, Page 11

SOME MATRIMONIAL STORIES P foena at } ’A ROMANCE AT CASTLE GARDEN. | he Iride Backed Out—A Very Pe- arringe <A Bride's ¥ ent—A Midnight Sarriay culiar Gern man oy and goes it bilr Bhe will talk sehemical analysis,” with “trichiotomy” and phlebotomy” on her victim sie will poun o She will kil ound g alien, ses But her husban bread and water dinn, in the eetiar, thro' s lone dyspeptic days: Yor his “lovely wife bewil tabies in tue kitchen with the exicons And without a curse 1 piles of Sanserit gramindr with agility and ability picks his way ‘ronnd like a cat. And the big hole in his “trowsis™ wifely ald arorses, and patience Lo conceals hat. A Scene at a Weddi Tir assembled Vienua hall, at Fifty nue, ‘New York purty Lexington avel a Wedding anling, seope o Kant sychology she wades in and id. yoi you if yo tl ie tinls of Miss Irend dunghter of Mr, and Mrs of 613 Lexington avenue, and Hermann well known Montreal commis- Schey Kion mereh had just been performed by the Rev. Dr. Kochler, of the Beth-El enue; ved the 1 relatives ad just srue! which was to be il groom, Lexington couple had r of the assemb and the music polonaise, Pido disturbance an Woman's voiee we tibule. Several he recovered fain grasp. woman into th her to an upper room, sending out to the company the information thut a serv. had fainted. wus sent to her in the ear of a bridegroom hastily excuse himself for a moment and the physician When with the flu still suffusing s che ried man entered the chamber. hurry at confronted by coiled in evic have made a precipitate Hlight had he burning words of the him as by a spell. and flashing ¢ heaving breast ans if to trantix th Y ra have broken my heart and rumed nd now you ¢ wy life, world without a name. strength failed ana she fell back upon bed in a swoon. he three men who had been witnesses seene hastily pushed Sche, room, tetling him to go conduet himself as if nothing had_ hap- of t i pen woman mom and went back to the had just become were quieted with the as 3 fainting woman had been sent home in a carriage. ‘The mu on, and d gentlemen found « handsome little dark-e es3 on the poiut of falling in first to reach her side ing the silver mountings of a revolver flashing from the folds of her dress, but nimself ng woman with one arm while witi the other he snatched the pistol from her Summoning one of the com 0 lus assistance he burried the e, 1 ot W Scheyer lingered in the hall a t to collect his pedalian can pronouince, . Learned Wife, | e | Weddinga, A Learncd Wife, nows every modern 1sm, and, as from a each and 'late: 1 to paraiysis with her ‘re killable, with her sylable, ancient, words 1o tellow it Nelpless sinner, eats his Juckless fellow ching piles the ans and with cy-cio-de- )r stammer thro' large no swaet with complacency 1L with his ©. nes: A merry wed Sunday evening in cighth street and brate the nup- the youngest Louis Beekel, marriage corcmony synagogue, in newly married congratulations and friends, Kk up for the led by the when sounds of « loud exclamations in re heard from the vi the hurried out and d - Je nt. The ceoiled upon see and caught the 1y passive condneted vator and nt )r. lsane Oppenheimer ance and a whisp led him to sh of his new honors ks the newly mar- He was tigure from which he re- terror, and he would not woman held With panting breath . one hand upon her the other pointing as bridegroom, she cried: & st ine ' With mto the this her from and ek uld take care of the seattered f de of the his wife. culties, rl who The guests urance that the OCTOBER 2 1887.-~-TWELVE PAGES. was sent for, the wedding guBsts were there, when to the astomishment of all, the young couple entered and declared that they had changed their minds just then and that the wedding would not take place, Miss Robson at once left for her Brooklyn home, not a bride, but to return to her former occupation, that of bookkeeper in a bauk. It is understood that Mis: shson declined to marry Hazelett because the latter had revre sented to her and her parents that he may be, all German husbands do not ap- pear to be great successes; yet the wives are evidently sweet, forbearing creatures, a8 the following verses from the Germun will show Oh, 1 have a man as cood as can be, No woman could wish for a better th Sometimes, tudeed, he might ehanee | wron But his love for me 18 unc n he: to do mmonly strong. When soaked with rim he 18 1 dly polite, | But kn { owned a home of his own, which che | And pulls my hair, and grows again found to be <o, wherenpon she con- | But, excepting that, he's the best of men. chuded at the last moment not totrust hee | AlLT can say is, if the foregoing repre- whole future to one who attempted to | Senis the rman women, dece her in the outstart, | they are easily What a treas- — ] ure sach a wife would A Very Peculine Marriage. of a Topiea: 1 heard very pe- culiar marriage that tc in the anditorinm in Ocean G sounds most like o romunce. A young New York broker fell in love w ountry wirl while summering here, but tie mother, who seems to hav 1 A sort of she dragoon, objected to the suit. She had possibly had some experience in own lite, for she averred that “all New York men were 0 and could not let the bad broker near her ewe lamb The old ludy was very religious and took her danghter to the auditorinm one Snn- day to hear Dr. Deems preach. What wis her indignation when, in the midst of u hymn, the young broker entered with a friend and’” took up their seats on cither side of the young iady, never heed- gz the mother’s frown. As the sery proceeded she noticed that her daughter and the two mien ¢ talking a great deal togecher during the prayers, and her indignation knew no bounds; but she did not want to make fuss during the prayer, When the services were all over she turned to her daughter with a saarl and “You just wait till 1 miss" “But she 12 not going home," young broker. Not going home,” Not to your home, is my wife My fri during the services Good dy And he walked coolly aw prize on his arm, leaving a v oid woman belind Pool Your Salarie shingzon Letter: Years ago a rule was made that not more than one person from a faunly should be crployed at the sume time in the departnents. A short time ago u young lady egployed in the treasury called on Secreta i reference to the rule. Mr. Secret: said she, “I'm engaged to & voung g tleman in one of the other department gt home, yon said the asped the mother., nyway. Thelady 1 is a nunister, and has married us with his y foolish W if I have to resign in_ovder to “Bless you, my child id the seeretar, “getmarried if vou want to, and nc your saluries. ‘There is no law or ruling under this administration to force you to resign when you marry,” Romance at Castle Garden, ew York Letter: Years ago Demonico i was employed a domestic in a wealthy famnly of Venice named Vilo I'he danghter of the family was a beau- tiful and sprightly gicl named Catharina, and as Demonico was a mighty good i young fellow, a friendship ren them, and then, of course, they feli in Jove. Secret moeet- ings were held. Finally Catharina and Demonico were engaged. harina’s parents were overtaken by misfortune and greatly reduced in circumstances. ‘I'his change compelled the dismissal of Demonico. After consulting his be- trothed, the young man de- cided to come to this country, d manfully started out to make home for himself and Catharina, He got work in & bank in the New York Staat Zeitung burlding and prospered, A short time ago he counted up his say- ings and found he had enough mouey to pay the passage of Catharina and her aged mother to this country. He sent the money, and a few days ago the couple arrived at Castle Garden on the steamer Gottando. Demonico was nformed of their arrival and he hurriedly went tothe garden. When Superintendent Heinz. an brought thie shy youne fellow into the inclosure Catharina flushed with joy- ful excitement, rushed to him and “for several moments they were locked in ach other’s embrace. The girl compli mented the young fellow on his fine, struck up, the dance went by was apparently unconfined. This occurred a little after 7 o’clock. In a fe moments the woman had re overed sufliciently to be conducted to her car- niage and driven to her hotel in East Eleventh street. Arniving about 8 o'clock, she spent the next Hour and a half in writing out the story of her rela- tions with Hermann Scheyer. ars thut sh he ‘rom this statement and some_clip- pings from Montreal news apers it ap- had been betrayed by Scheyer under promise of marriage in Mont fs Viol of uwi eal over two yi Coben, and she 15 the 1-to-do decorator. Her name Iaughter Some months Ars 4go. after, finding that Scheyer did not intend to tultill for hm shot him, only a the arm his promise, on s| With the noise she fainted away, and he Inid in wait street and inflicting, however, light abrasion of of the report when she again the recovered consciousness found herself in a hospital ward, her baby by her side. No prosecution followed upon Scheyer’s life upon recove without molesiat this the child was spirited ously, and though it incessantly, sh Learning a few davs ago that Scheyer New York to be n Miss Beckel, Miss Cohen dete ent the ceremou ont stopping to pack even a had gone to N possible to pre eawe here, and goi remained all ¢ for the ceremor appear and pro ry, Arr @ at once to ner attempt and stie was allowed to leave the hospital n. A few week Wiy mys the mother has sought has not seen it sin rried to 'mined if Witn- chel she inday morning, ¢ hotelr There sne waiting the time fixed when she antended to aim her wrongs. This, ving aecording toJewith customs, would have pre too late. ented the marriage. ‘I'ne ceremony islied, and necording to the But she came 1 been tin- w Hermann Scheyer and Irene Beckel were man and wife At 9 o'clock Boston on Miss lier way b started for Cohen Kk to Montreal, still vowing a specdy vengeance upon Scheyer. Iu the meantime the wedding festivities went on at \'n-nn:‘ 1. Shortly after midnight the bride and groom bul their friends good-by and re- tred to their early hour ) the Lrjde SHELBYVILI Havelett arri abeut a yeas this county 15 about twenty y hu el, which they left at an esterday morning for their future home in Montreal. E, o 7 Backs Out. L, Sept. 19.—Hogk i from Brooklyn, N. Y., ) and engaged to work ton Birkett, & wealthy farmer of Afew weeks ago Hugh,who ars old, told his em ployer that when about ten yeats old he ag riage, mon in Mr, Ha or a aled to his minority promptly county clerk lady h: by her a ding dinuer d to marry s junior, and that he was still of t and had sent money to the young to come here for the purpose of mar. i permission to brin his employer's house till ty arrived and was hospitab! Birkett's apphied to marris ot I sent written Re Ruth Robson, one AL 1t her to cere youn received palatinl - Tesidence the suthorities s license, but ain it, owing to 1is father, on apulication, consent to the Meanwhile the young ter the 150 charmed the Birkett family lability that they decided to and accomplishments ive o grand wed- . Mr. Bluck, of Bettuny, | gage themselves by manly, appearanc After passing through the customary routine the smil ing couple left the garden arm in arm. Their marringe will take place 1 a few days. A Bride's Present, To his bride Sir Henry Tichbo who was recently married ‘in London, pre sented a dinmond and ruby ring, a dia- mond necklace, another necklace in dia- monds and sapohires: also a parure of diamonds and pearls, consisting of a tia- ra, acomb, pins for the hair, a pendant and earrings; athird necklace containing tive rows of pearls with a diamond clasp a diamond aigrette, a braceletin dia- monds, rubies and sapphires; a diamond bangle, diamond bracelet, a crescent brooch in diamonds, rubies and - nres; woother brooch in_ diamonds, ru- ies and supphires of shamrock patters a dinmond and sapphire heart brooch; a diamond and ruby bee brooch; a star brooch in sapphires and diamonds; a dia- wond and_moonstoue brooch; an Ale ander and diamond necklace; still an- other necklace in - diamonds, rabies and arls; dinmond shoe buckles; a lace fan with tortoise shell sticks and diamond monogram; a_sccond pair of diamond earrings, and yet another L let in pearls and diamonds with miniature portrait, A Mjdnjght Marrja Dalton (Ga.) Gazette: Dalton's reputa- tion is widespread for sudden weddings and Gretna Green affair last sur prising nt is a marriage at the Na tional hotel at wmidnight. ~ Mr. C. H, Hubl of Chattanc and Mss Nena aylor, of Birmingham, Ala., being the persons to enter the connubial state. Miss Taylor has been a guest ot the National for some future time, and on Monday night last Mr. Hubbard ar rived from Chattanooga on the night ex press, and proposed the hasty marriage to his fiancee. She readily consented, so a minister was aroused from his slum bers, the groom- elect repaired to the resi dence of the ordinary and secured his license, and just as the clock struck 12, the last irrevoeable words, which bound the pair, were spoken and early train bore them away on their bridal tour. Germrn Weddings, St. Jawmes Gazette: German gentle- men, as a rule, I find, do not care much for beauty in their wives, unless accom panied by some enduring qualities t shall fit them to be helpmects indeed. y ¥ atest eaution is displayed by a Teuton in choosing & partuer for lite Before committing h.mself too far with & young lady, the gentleman will first ask the father's consent to visit at his louse, thatlie may judge from the young lady’s conduet toward her parents, and broth- ers, and sisters, and servants, if she will nuke hima good wife. He must also that she is eapable of cooking, iron- dressy nd other little iplishmer Should she come through the ordeal unseathed the pair en excianging rings, and the uride at once beging to make her wedding troussesu no tritling aflair, as it is incumbent upon her not only to provide her own wardr but all the household dinen, furniture and kitchen utensils The marriage is an occasion for great rejoicings, and extends over several ys, during which much tobacco is smoked by the ma indalged “in by hours™ of feasting. es and much chatter fewales between th Stolul - though they estimable boon. to a Lancashire miner, or to u Yorkshire cotton gpinner? CONNUBIALITIE A Manistee, Mich., mi her hand to a dentist painlessly, Fred Strong and Carrie Winslup of the “Passion’s Slave” company, were married in Hob oken, N.J., last Friday. Miss Susanne Bancroft,the brunette grand- daughter of the historian has turned her back upon ber countrymen and has determined to marry a Frenchman M. Labac is the name +of the fortunate youth. An FEgyptian 120 years old has been dis covered at Minieh. * He possesses all his faculties and walks three hours per day, A native baper says that he recenily warried a wotan 100 y nis junior. As indueemenis respeetable couple’ to be married at the farmers’ fair at Lititz, Penn,, the following gifts are offered : A range and rezular cooking outiit, $25 in noney, a bureau, expenses at the hotel, a ticket to Philadelphia. ‘The marriage of that genial democratic bach elor Dr, Bear,uf Norfolk,says the State Jour- nal, indicates that he has the inside traes tor United States marshal, - Nothine shortot the president’s order, that all federal officials should get married and also who are about to become federal - ofticials would have started him in pursuit ot the nuptial knot, the weddinz ring and thealtar, The doctor went to Vireinia for his | brid is the Lardest blow ever struck at tiie old bachelors’ mutual protective society of Nebraska, Miss Mary Tu the beautiful voung daughter of ex-Representative Tueker of e 10 eloped with her father’s an, Hanchett, and was mar- ried by the minister in her own town, she oreviously having eoiored her skin to e her identity, was found Monday deserted andg penniless, at a farmhouse between Lyme and Black Hill, on the Shore Liner N Hanchett deserted his bride and took the boat for New York. The eirl made her way on foot to the home of her father’s house, and tell ill with fever brought on by expos- ure and excitement, She will provably die. s gratefully offered who pulled & tooth Yy sident Springfield, April 29, 1800, and has sel officer in a bank, continuously, s 1L, was bor asa 1828, fere appen columns of th of the death of 1 last week 1n the obitu adelphia Led loven persons, FOIen, who had lived to or beyond the advanced ageé of eighty years, A colored blacksmith, who works cvery day at his force, and who is 100 years old, is aresident of Ozan, Atk. IHis name is Per- kins. He was sold on’ the block in New Orleans and taken to Arkansas in 1840, Nicholas Lemke, of Pittsburg, says that lie was born in Poland in 1751, and therefore_1s 106 yearsold. He is almost blind and has hot a tooth in his head, but is as straight as an arrow and rev bly quick and vigorous, Mrs. Clarissa Sidener, of Adamstown, Ky, made her own clothies ‘and did her_house- work until she was 110 vears old, She died recently in her 11ith year. All of ner teeth, excepting four, were perfectly sound at the time' of death. ‘Ihomas Whipple, a_gentenarian died on the fari vhich he culti more than fifty years near Parksvill van county, N, Y Ie was born at v London, Conn., July 24, being a grand- son, on his mother's’ side, of'General Fthan d worthy patriot, pirit, in the per- Third avenue, who is arly ninety years old. Mrs, Hulbert sent four sons to the war, all of whom_acquit themselves with eredit. and one laid down* his life on the field of battle, Captain Robert W. Andrews recently reached Hartford, Conn., with his doz Fida. ‘The captain had just strolled down trom Bos- ton. e had walked 10,000 miles 1n the last four years, He is ninetv-seven years of age. Ht lives in Sumter. S. C., and left therain Avril to walk to Boston. 'tle claims to have seen all the presidents, with the exception of Garfield John J. Goodell, of Green Island, N, Y., celebrated his ninety-third birthday Saturday Iast. He has lived under all of the presidents of the United States. In politics he is a democrat. - He is still active. A brother of Mr. Godell died in the west recently at the ot 100 yeal He has a sister living in \iran Who is ninety-five years old. Samuel Morrison, of Ludianapolis, Ind.. is said to be the oldest living native of Tndiana. His parents were sylvanians, who moved to Kentucky after the revolution, in which his father fought gallantly, going sub- sequently to the Hoosier state, wiere he was born in 1395, Ile enjoys good health, and is “a veritable encyelopedia - of Indiana his- tory.” A man giving his name as Count Scnwatz- ki, ninety years of age, arrived in_ Erie, Pa., September 15, to enter the soldiers’ and sail ors home. He said he wasborn in Warsaw, Poland,and that in 1512, when he was twenty one years of aze, he was one of Napoleon's soldfers, and was with that great zencral on 1 to Moscow, and endured the suf- ferini incurred by the devoted army on its disasterous retreat from that eity. [1 fought at Austerlitz, Triesta and Lodi, and had a clear recollection of tne historical events of stirring times. e was banished to Awerica for "political offenses, and was & volun soldier in the late w pr REL! ‘I'he seat of the next the Methodist Episcopal chureh, which witl meet in 1500, will be at St. Louis. A solemn anniversary mass ot requiem for the repose of the sou! the late Cardinal MeCloskey will be celebrated in the New l‘:“rk cathedral on Monday, the 10th of Octo- or. The new pual chureh of St 'Lhomas, at Mamaroneck, on New York sound. thes a white lag from its “spive tower.” Its legend is the official seal of the parish, with dates in dark blue, and it is the only instance of a chureh flag known in this eountry. A commission of the French assembly has formally approved, by & 1amge majority. i res- olution in favor of disestablishinent. The state grant now paid to the church amounts 0 29,000,000, exelusive of - $2.000,000 provided for departments and municipal councils, Bishop Perry writes a friend in Dav port that he eabled his declination of the Nova Scotia bishopric immediately on, re- ceipt of notice of his election, and ~ thaf he never had a thonght of abandoning his lowa diocese. He will sail for home October 15, ‘I'he minutes of the general assembly of the Irish Presbyterian chureh for 1887, show that 719 members attended the last meeting. ‘There were 55) congregations on the roll ot the assembly and 625 ministers, including professors, ete. ‘There are at presont an un- usual number ot licentiates—nfty-six, The assembly carries on its work by means ot thirty-six committees and ten boards, ‘The sixth annual session of the Congreea- neral conference of tional association for north Dakota con- vened last week at Fargo. Prof. H. B. Woodworth, of Grand Forks, was eleeted moderator, and 8, 1, Stickney, secretary. The subj, of ehief interest re it was the inauguration ot the Congregational col- lege of north Dakota at Farzo. It is claimed that eastern eapitalists will give it a liberal endowment G, W. Brown of Yonngstown, Pa., suppli this leat from OIl City’s early history: Do you want o know how the first _chureh in O1l City came to be built? Well, 'l tell y« 1 was around here a good deal in those ood old days, and one after Lmet a promi- nent ety I whom I was well aeqi See here,’ said he, ‘do you It Lo take a contraet to deliver some lum- ber in this town Ltold him 1 did it the ters were satisfactory, and he continued: *You see, three or four of us got drunk last nizit, and we concluded that the town | ouzhitto have achureh.’ Tmade a contract to deliver the lumber,” said Mr. Brown,"and 50 011 City's tirst ehureh was bunlt.” I en feathers are made in two-tona etfects 10 mateh the changeable or shot ribbons and stulls brought out for dress and millinery PUrposes, SEVERAL SUNDAY SMILES. A Petition to Mark Twain—8uch Things Do Happen -Not the Ticket. WHY THE CROWD WAS SILENT A Very Kind Youth-—-She Knew Him— Horace Greeley's Humor—A Nude Awakening—-A Prophet for Profit—Little Bits of Fun, A Petition to Mark Twain, New Yol Werld, Mark Twain, In vain You try to write & pla Your part Iu art Was never built that way. "Tis slush And mush the bonrds; Y ou put upe Each act, In f Built up of foolish words, 0 I‘mmlu Your wild di tellect— Expect No word of eritic’s praise; For when Your pen Attenpts to make a plot 1t runs To puns And other stupid rot. cuse My muse Forspeakng out so plain: But, Mark, Please hark, Don't write a play again, Bu elphia willin strain matic craze Things Do Happen, News: “How long would to wait for me?’ shoe murmured. “You know, George, father has recently invested in a silver mine, and he's going west at once, 1 cannot leave mother alone. So 1 ask you, dea how long would you be willing to wait for me “Wait for you, my d George, with deep emotior for you—until we learn mine pans out.” Phils you be cling®” replied “Lwill wait how the siiver Not the Ticker Philadelphia North Ame ots!” shouted the conductor to a seedy looking man with & Gargantun nose. “Did you address me»” said the scedy party, “Tickets!” “What kind would yau like? T cus tickets, pawn tickets, and—" nt your ticket—your rmlroad slled the conductor. sorry, but I lefti home. If ““Then yow'll have to get ofl atthe next station.” “Yesr Well, I don’t mind. stand the next st picturesqueness, and stop there over nigl A Very 'King Young Man, . Kindheart-——My dear son is so charitable that he is prevented from be ing with me as much as he would like, Mrs. Censorious—How sad. he now? Mrs. Kindheart.—Ie has taken a poor orphan girl sailing 1 s ht, who otherwisc would not have a chance to breathe a whifl' of fresh air all summer, awe [ under ion is unrivalied in I'd just as soon s not."” M Where is Contantly RReminded of Her, N. Y. Sun: He was stroking her ha fondly-~she had beautiful haiv which w not overlooked when inserutable prov dence was painting things red—and they were very, very happy. The old folks had gone to bed. “And during the busy hours of the day George. dear,” the girl went on, “do thoughts of me ever come to you? Do you think of me oceasionally while im- mersed in the earc nd responsibilities of your busy business lifes" “I think of you oceasions phed, with tender reproach, deed [ do love, every time | see horse.”” e re- “Yes, in a white The ‘There was a young bel id to her lover, long we ha ried 1kshortly be married.” So the youth was uncommonly ly, S‘lence Fell Upon Them. San Francisco Chronicle: There was about a half dozen of them and they had been off somewhere in the country. They were all piled on a wagon. and as they passed one of the numerous cottages a pretty woman accidently turned a white handkerchief loose. There were six handkerchiefs waving wildly in the breeze i one stant. “By Jove, she's pretty. 1 wonder who That was meant for me.” it was meant for m everybody but a little old man sitt the wagon nidde sight, STl bet it was not use that was my wife," And a dead silence fell on the picnic. The Small Dose Dismayed Him, Texas Siftings: “Wife (to sick prohmbi- tionist)—The doctor says, my dear, that you must take whisky to tone up your em. ok Prohibi -Well, if "I must why of counrse that settles it; but whisky is an awful curse. How much am [ to take? . Wife—A teaspoonful twice a day. Sick prohibitionist--Great heavens! is that all, Stitl Upon The Hooks, Philadelphia Pr Another swmmer night Las gone by, Al m Again the swallows homeward fly, see. I've wandered by the flowinz t With many men close by my sid But none asked me his ittie bride To be, I've laughed tull many a girlish laugh, Te he! And yearned for a better halt 10 be, A dozen autamus have ta'en wing, ach with its winter and its spri And now I'd marry anything With glee, I've wandered with young fellows by The lea ol my eyes and sich I'hey tle 1've haunted all the lover's nooks, And looked my most eftective looks, But I am stillupon the hooks, Al me! Horace Greeley's Humor, Mr. Greeley's humor was of a peculiar sort, but it was allied to gemus. One eveningan associate editor of the Trubupe accosted him as he came into s desk with some’such question as this “Didn’t you know, Mr. Greeley, you made a drs your statistical editorials this morning **Noj how was it?" said Mr. Greel that U blunder in one of Why, you said something about ‘Heidsiock ind champagne.” Don't you know Heidsieek is chumpugne “Well,” said Mr. Greeley, quietly; 1 am the only editor of this’ paper that could make that mistake. On anothe sion a person who wished to have a little fun at the expense of his consistency said, in & group where Mr. Greeloy was standiug Ir. Greeley and 1, gentlemen, friends. We have drunk a gre brandy and water together, Yes," said Mr, Greeley, “that is troe enough. You drank the' brandy and 1 drank the water,” : t deal of What Mighty Genius Will Mltis getting too cool 1o mect ela . 'ose tinely on the porch, Agnes.' “‘And my father forbids you entering the house. “‘And must our love, then, be like the doormat or the dormouse,or whateveritis, that sleeps all winter? Will it not die of pneumonia or ecatarrhy Perhaps they may have a stove in the horse-ears this winter, and—and if they do, though L dare not hope so, we ean ride round in the evening on the belt line, and have an hour and a half of sweet communion, all for ten cents. She looked into his face, her eyes radi ant with love and admiration. *‘You \ mdeed,”” she exclaimed fervently, “ong of that small transrured band whose mighty genius overcomes the most for- We v midable obstac tal card to the ploring the 1 write a pos- hor company im- 1o put stoves in their cars this winter d they at onee penned it, Whether their appe I melt the ey hearts of the horse car people will be Kknown before Christinas time. She Knew Him. She sat beside me at the play In all Ler eirlish loviine While in the box across tl A dowager in gorgeous dre: while the diamonds glitlered brieht, On wrinkled neck and shoulders bare; “A D, were those gems my own,” 1 cried, “1'd find for them a place more fair, “Sweatheart,” T whispered, *need 1 tell Where 1 would have those zems repose?” She faltered not (she knew me well), “Wihy, with yopr A Rude He loved lier with a passiol Ot love’s first ardent tlame, And grandly swore his vows he'd keep And share with her his name. Alas! the plans that surest seein Do often * And 50 this love Was lightly sweb dream away. And 1n this manner nonchalant Cold fate had laughed nim scorn He'd seen ler in a restaurant, And watched her eating corh, A Propliet For Profit. “Unele Jack,' said a buteher to an old colored whitewasher the othe “you know weather pretty well, don't you “Yes, sah “Waat kind of a winter do you think we'll have:” “Well, sah, dat same queshun war’ axed me yesterday, accompanied by a gift of 10 cents, an’ [ predicted a werry mild winter. Howsumeber,® as you haven't"— “Here's a dime, Unele Jaes.” “Ah!thanks, It's gwine to be mild, h—werry mild. — Yes, sah—=we'll hev summer all winter, sah.” She Chan; r Mind, San Francisco Chromele Zrown-up man, a muan of mature vears, would not have done it. He wonld have put his arms around her and said gently “Dear, Tdon't like your painting and pvowdering. It doesn’t make you look nice.” And she would have told hinf that she thonght it did, and if he didn't like it he could go and get another girl, or some thing like that. At the best she wouldn't have taken any notice of the remon- strance. But he was a young man, and that was not his way. Hoe was going to ke her to the theatre, and, knowing her peculiarity, e put & powder pufl and a box of rouge in his pocket. When she came down stairs he saw she was deco- He immediately pulled and powder and painted himselt up “What are you doing?" “Only making myself handsome." “1 will not o out with you like that."” “Why not?"’ “It would mortify me to deatn.” Well, but you're just like that."” ‘hat's a different thing.” “Well, I'll make a bargain will wash off yours, I will wash off' mine. “We don't go out then,” Al right.”” But she lll-fl!zhl l»vm.-r of it am she ac- cepted his bargain, She was very pretty after t ‘ If yon Snd Result of Neglected Education, Ja Ethel, I am ashamed of you. 1 saw that Frenchman in tie conservatory Kissing you repeatedly. Why didn’t you tell him to stop? ithel -1 eouldn't, Jack —You couldn’t* Why not? Ethel—I ean’t speak French. Ho Foe the West ki C 0y —Utahk of all the farming west; If fdanbo I'd go there. I'd Nebraska better chance It once | had a show there, ho, there! umercial Advertiser. The Ruling Hand. rding man’s supremacy, fie youth and maiden quarrelled I'ne hand that wields the pen,” said he, Is the hand that rules we world. Then quoth the maiden cMB)e While her red lip she eurled “5ir, the hand that wields the slipngr 1s the hand that rules the world.” An Excess of Archness Her eyebrow is a lovely areh, arch is her foot, arch is her smile, Yet, strange to say, unhapnpy he, ‘e’ man who would her lover b “That smiles a wile but to besuile; Arch-temptress she ! Two Piti Two bruised and side by side in a hospital w d patients lay rd. “Lama baseball player,” said one, who are you*'’ Lwasone of the judges at a baby said tiwe other; and then the ord- e and gave each of them a hypo- dermie ir cction of morpline, Changing the Day, Minister’s hittle hoy (to wgglow who has buried four husband<) —Pa sent me up to ask you it it was Wednesday or Thursday that Mr. smith wanted him to perform tire weddin® ceremony. He's forgot and didn’t hike to say so to Mr. Smith” Widow—Wednesday, little boy. Latue Boy T s what pa thou, he wasn't sure, cause Thursday, e said., hiss always been your day for marryin', - 11 mer In all the books Inthe bible only one of them 15 a specinien of Job printing. B§Boston imprisons imparti; preachers and gamblers who have no license, The hub puts preaching and preying level. The Itev. D would have be o the same Fulton wants to know what yme of Martin Luther if he had become a newspaper editor. He would have becn @ siiceess, for ke was an expert at firing the inkstand at the devil. A little Cass avenue girl came nome from churc y troubled over the bottomless nit ¢ awhile she cheered up, saying SLAidn’t think of it betore, but it the bot- tom of the pitis ont I could get out on the other side, couldn't 1 2 A clergyman in Carson, Nev.,re toa loeal paper a notice of the seryice his chureh, in which the subject of | mon, “How to Cure Hoodlumism, given, It appeared in print, however., to Cure Khcunatism,” “and the chureh was packed.s Mrs. G., a very charming lady and de voted wother, was mueh shocked the other evening at i nocent depravity of her son, & child of live ye Shie had taught him to ve in the power of prayer. So when he wishes anything Lie adds the wis to his nightly supplication. — He had set his lieart upon the possession of a drum, and after ng God for it each nizht ron weel his mother got one and put it out of sizht, but where she could reach it while b was and plae iton the bed so t . 1 his head he would see it, A e ended his praver with the usual “God bless mamina and papa.”” he raised his oyes and in the sume breath exelaimed: *Wher the devil did it come from? Llio boy Wha was to e Sunaeryily sonate the | Savior passiod - pilay (FEW) TR RPN MNP NN N NN NN b R P e CHAS. C. SPOTSWOOD, REAIL ESTATH, 305 South 16th Street. ° ains in Vaeant Lote, Houses and Lots, and_Bu serty, nlways on band thing to Fwish to by, eall oo m attention to trade UTH SINTEENTH STR RILEY & McMAHON Real Estate and Loan Brokers, . 310 South Fifteenth Street. 0113 1013 in Patrick’ add, from $1,800: $400 cash down, balance to suit Corneriith and Cul i, 1R0X 150 Several cheap lots in South Omahs Nico acres in Bonfield chenp. HILL & YOUNG, 1211 and 1213 FARNAM ST. FURNITURE Carpets, Stoves, Weekly and Monthly Paj- Menis. 1 have bary If you have Some desivable trackngo lots l s neres good trackage, cheip. Good hargnins in all prrts of the eity, A tino nero in Washington Hill foncing les. George writes that %o is takin was Eph Harris, A colored boy, | sons. Mr. Haysced —-U'm glad o' that. T'll waiter for Mr. Langdon. He is a | setlim a-digan’ post holes when he gits likely looking black bov. about twenty- | home, one vears old. *What's vour name? was A French paper says that Bismarck s asked. “Eph Harris.” “Was you to I twelve breweries, represented the Savior to-night boss: 1 was to be a holy man this night, the white folk’s done stopus, costume all fixed. was to w cown and big gold cro; the stage and the tei Yes, but I had my ar a white n. 1 was to be on virginsaround me, But they done knocked that out. Boss, do vou think the earthquake will be here to-night?” ) Being assured that there w chance of an earthquake. Eph bee tive, and said: ey done knoc other act where 1 was to be de Lord _driving Adam and Eve ont of the garden of K i s to be a ood man sure this earthquak night,” e | finaneially nterested in What & political string he ¢ country with that backing ! derman inside of six months. he Loved Him Better. On the wedding journey He (sentimentally)—Darling, ao you love me better than your first husband?' She—Certainly. He's dead! uld pull in this 4le'd be an al- ALWAYS TELL the TRUTH About wher to buy BOOTS and SHOES Mako the tyrant tremblo For Lutios, Men nud Childres, And the people think. 1T this usido for future reference when lu A splrit wrapper is usually made about a dies’, gents' nnd childrens' shocs you' want \ L Wi 1o huy medinm siz Il,\\u the Kindness to call and inspect_my Little points of me Little drops of ink, yoverty won't be abolished this genera selvotod stock, youll flid iy prices”are o, by Ge not by It takes a clover man to conceal from others | [, Indies’ and childrens: fing shocs 1 carry Shaw & Alhright and Thos, K k goods and what he doesn’t know evory londing 1 s woll, Agreat mans people hold theories who | T ADIE. viu can scnd me, or lenve your or- can’t hold their tongues. ders whether they are small or ArRe ous nttendance and of chnrge, Strictly speakine, a man mustache and remain honest. 11as anybody ever alluded to the painting the town red is a cardinal ‘There are too many “hune jurie enough hung murderers 1o this countr “After the baseball season i3 ove catehers will be allowed to go unmuzzled, The man who does nothing but langh in his sleeve will soon be out at the elbows. If Shakespeare were alive to-day he would probably sprinkle some salt on M£. Donnetly, While the lamp holds out to burn there is not much danger of the average servant i ing When a bauk boodler » it is in onder to tizer? Somebody says (e can’t dye nis GUARANTEE you delivery, if noeds b fr act that it i ¥ en when 1 buy, gettin nd not by aoing so . EAVING 10 my customers these discounts, 4ismy menns of making business grow. to the manuf discount turers , 1 save the LL T solicit is & share of yous patronage, ag in' B boots & 81008, 1 HAY6 RoW on fand Iy ali the lending grades, hit the finest summerund fuil goiis that casn clent hand ar mako t North Star M, | oot nnd Sho s have cvery grade on )< to Canada now Was it the Ly or the nd that the Ji oy of me * of the ¢ I dealer ol P LAt ha N ull 0cCasions ure just us ropresented, per- 1‘]‘5)3 tonnaze, e folks think it's the | ()aul fogisions wra Ju iy I'hie is nothing in this world that is [OVERY time vou r1euire Ludlos', Gents' 4 Misses’ and Childs’ Shocs, or repaifing dono meaner than o liar, unless, perhaps, it 15 meaner than’ o liar,unless, perhiaps, it e e ! 8 & g & % ND or enll At Philip Lang's Old Relial “Che Smithsontan institution oueht to place | 8 Shoe Stare, 6. 120 Faini et avie A traveling minstrel show among its Every pairof boots or shoes sold by Lang is areliwological specimens. WREEIEE T 0 s Fepresenteds oF Whilo the lamps of a city belonz to a com- | (N6 money witl bo rofunded,” Just bear this in pany, it seems that many city ofticials have s | (e i di his g, 124 Farinm, for uny= fean on the posts of the lamps. inenesient Wla e If Robert Garrett wants to repair his shat- tered fortunes let him the place of his sleeping car porters for a few runs. Some people do not seem to care to FRO. Men's Boots Men's Working Shoes. ake the neighborhood, in which they live, pictur- | Mens Fine Congres i e & esque. 11 they did, they would 2o away. Mon's Fige Coukroas or L oalfy 180 The Tittle King of Spain is cuttiy Men's Fine Con sor rench Culf teeth. Here's hoping that there is a w Hand Mak 5 00 Full ( L in the lo A loud tone of neon e a hawmier Lo id in quite 1y chan tooth as bis at Button Shoes, Widths. ... Ladios Kid Tut worth clsewnere, $4, nt Shocs, ( bring me a bottie of Ladie weh KH Tt the youne man. | widths, worth elsew i A California newspaper has suspended, | Misses *wod Children anmd its owner gives as a reason that the real | | Sorth from 811 tate boom has robbed him of s entire | PRoIa (hornStippers..... o Smitle /.‘\‘..a». ed $60,000 from his pen | A last year, There isafog-rajser in Kansas i it ot vy ot e ron e wen 1 | Philip Lang, 1320 Farnam $f, 5 beating Zola on his own ground ! An - exchange | = swhiy we will have renson apparent at Neat of the year was 1 Smoking destroys the memory, says a se | LEAKY RODFING, entist, and the staten s corroboration | in the fact that 1 Who s | ot to buy their own cig. and tobaceo, | And Paintod 1 'Ivu od tight for number pal A | GRAVEL ROOFING w10 wears a hat mada of a buffalo robs an s e T (1 ¢ Proot 1% end of it v Mus; Huyseed ou s at col 21 Bit L CURRAN & SON, Adot Arbor and Vinton,