Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, January 2, 1887, Page 9

DOUBLE PART II. SHEET. . ° PAGES 9-16. The Aére Tracts n ALBRIGHT’S * CHOICE Are selling remarkably fast, but there is still left out of the purchase of 280 acres, much BEAUTIFUL AGRE PROPERTY, which, bsing located in South Omaha, three-fourths of it within the corporation limits, offers unexcelled opportunities for a safe and profitable investment. THE FIRST SUB-DIVISION of this property, con- taining about 200 LARGH LOTS Is now on the market, and they are eagerly sought for by home seekers and real estate investors, With one-fourth the packing capacity of Chicago, even which South Omaha certainly will have, within a very short time, there will be a population there of TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE, making a city as large as Lincoln, Nebraska., Nothing can stop the growth of South Omaha, and since ALBRIGHT'S CHOICE. Contains the ONLY TRACKAGE NOW ON THE MARKET, with the Bellevue road running through the entire addition, It has Advantages which Cannot be Claimed for any Other Addition to the City of Umaha Albright's Choice adjoins and lies directly east of Albright's Annex, where More Money has been Made By purchasers, than in any other addition. SCUTH OMAHA PROPERTY has netted and will net to first purchasers from IQ0 to 500 per cent and every dollar in- vested in ALBRIGHT’S GHEIGE will surely bring 2 within 6 months. Bear in Mind that the Union Pacific and B. & M. railroads run through this prop- erty. Maps, Plats, Prices and Terms at the office of the owner, W. G. ALBRIGHT, 218 South 15th Street RLT ETTICOAT aboudtit. e vhas going to he a mind- | have been ranming up to an alarming | stick to my friends through thick and | MUSICAL AND DRAMATIO, In shaving he inflieted Zem PERFECTION ~ PETTICOATED. | Soner ifat taos aih wintes. Hio practices | fizuro and gour demands.for | thin ; e i ouny i o et DU Cs ot viis St L 0 il o oedlo on me, und 1 vhas astonished.” | miy be properly deseribed as exorbitant. s right,” suid the man in the gan play wiil be called | "The minister tuned to tho hasber it sa onaries 5 nveel e pias n "Hn\v about the sw 3 I have decided that I must take steps to | next seat; “‘and by the way, Jim, nln)ml Ne Gof fHine: < [ In a tone of solemn s : You see [ Vew York Obsorver % wy AR CexasiBard: Melodionzly nills the |yl e mans como in my place | keop yorin eheck. : : e n dollar about you? s A L I ALY Qoo what comes of too ,..,\',‘”..“3 O s Praises of a Boston Girl, last uwhl vhen I vk il All iy 1 correct your imer a little : W. 11, Gillette expeets o clear $100.000 out | uimace m“”\"x“m unh[pxl 1S with the | Jina since tl rthquakes, have had a hare e rizht, one of dot pair vh: o she inqu setly. HReanat ‘."",“' till next week of “Hleld by tlre Enemy” before 1t gets cold. | tender.” ¢ it makes: the skin very yest ot 2 pbout 1000 ersons METHODS OF MIND READERS. | und he like to gif me some point io ‘erty ) :Not much. L Robert Downing's Spartacus has been ve i v A i Jave united with the Presbyterian churches doan’ do it by everypody, but I vhas such [ i ‘eliceks) not ehoek. Plural | I8 that what you eall sticking 10 Your | wail received 1 Non ¥obk at 1 meet et | o fhHoston minister, one who presides over | during the summer. v . a friendt of der poor dot he like to oblige you know,” was the firmly | fr] 5 £l 5 ter. end, and - dends n han Illvmlli 3 mlu south ne Protestant denominations are ens The Wooinga of Barbers ana Bar- | (N O GO0 1Y ; W e b . This dollar here is the | Digby Bail's provinelal nglish diatect in | DSt who sy "t Inall good entor- ed in missionary work in Mexico, . ‘Thoy s—Banking in Dakota— und we lock der door und sot down. didn't attempt to arguc the | best friend I've got in the world.” o s admired by connoissours in | SPenttne night before with & frer 1 ohet: haveRnlantodiabhloattyelvoR ol I e [t vhas blindtolded mit a handkerchi point. 2 such matters, o some hiiles distant and walked 1o Frovi- | Do und the City o Sexico > oo 1 5 der mind-reader : — A Prudent Society Mother, Edward 8. Stokes contemplates buildine a | $€0C¢ Sunday morning, On nhis way, feer- [~ vy > ST A One of the Smiths, ** ‘Now, Mr. Dunder, you fix your mind The Bartender’s Wooing. Washington Critie: Danghter—*Mam. | Jew minstrelsy theater in New York to rival | 1€ bunery, lie stopped at a honse by the | gt Laickiow where so many wers muts iH: H. C. Dodye tn Tit-Bits. ma, Mr. Blank proposed to me last Dockstader wayside, ring the bell, and 1 Lmll!lll’lll«l(ln'l L e robollion thirbyEyoREn NU] llH'l? 198, x on some subjecf ardt as you el looking wor 000 children, nearly all of Hindun o The Perfect Boston Girl, cun, and keep awful shtill. 1f you take | “Ale love like mine is gin-u-wine, night.” Louis Aldrich will mot produce his new A AT a g ne X | goia Thave w elass of i i anmedan parentace, recently marched M. U. B in Teras Siftings. dot pandagre oft or shump aroundt dot | Spoke th bartender, Siehing, Mother—Did you accept him, daugh- | PR son. e Is still muking a” go of | 1 o 51058 ot milk and > Of | i "Sunday school procession, 1 have seon tho greatost wondor : 1 oop.’ ™ A Sally, sweet, yo waten treat In 1813 Protestantigm in Franee did w the heavens, (he ., or under— Sergor v fil i whispered, erying. Yo s z s, and asingle o A sight tostrike you blind afand dumb; | ¢ Vhell, Sergeant, L ximyimincy ::"‘,,,,',’f . e\ Ingmmaztl & o Mme. Minnie Hauk. soprano: s0, | work and not b Feach ik Uvibi by |\J\'.K.'\'u-‘|.| e AR ey inic ulls off my | 0, don’t champagne,” laughed Sally, v A Has he any moncy, daugh- | Siolinist, and Jul ; g “Phat ¢ o L shtreot, und maybe two minutes goes by | Plogstd that ho came to eourt he t 3 3 ehureh has oy 1 your readers don’t believe me i Do Fovo it | Plensed that lie cam irt her Nat Goadwin, threatens to plny Dringe Lo- § for orphans ats for the aged, 2 When T tell them that the coming woman’s | und nobody shpeéaks tome, Den der ol “Yon'd liquor wife and spoil fier life, nghter—Only $1,800 a year, mam- | yenza in *“Tlhe Mascot” if “T'arned Up” does CONNUBIALITIES, Cony fory tor prisoners. be- Eriry comes down-shtairs und I takeofl [ And ‘allanafl sup portes., nat draw at the New York Bijou theatre, L W She s married o a plumber, der pandage. Dose mans vhas gone, I i Mother —Well, danghter, handle him | A strange stage freak of this season is the | Richard A, Hayes, tho ex-nre h Goes to Concord ¢! snmmer, nd what else? s el refully till spring. Possibly you ¢ appearance of that imposing tragedian, Fred- | Wmarried the iter of N, G, Sherman, of I P ¢ | ony fine of brandy, ) > Andectures on tho Whichness ot the That; whi Lo boxos ot ci \‘\':."1‘1“1 fifo pottles of o ”’1“(“”,),“,‘“\ pick up somethuing better during the win- | erick Warde, as & brawny and heroie gladi- | Norwalk, 0., th, f k by s out, lisky, a swindle on me? 5 MEON0 . ator. (A D D ee READTS ot ne s Chatsworth proud of one of its citie . As melodiously sh trills out “Ishould smile! Mr. Dunder, you are [ 0¥ Bnxicandy 4 Mestayer will do Europe during the coming e Seanre tualdens wpon payment | s, who at flie ako of Aiety 15 cutting her Sonie classic bit of Mendelssolin, so pat, ! T T peer bride at onee,” she eried, o, accompanviig Wis iecom plished e, The benclits of the third set of toolh, Sho can caleulate eclipses M it 51 be cder, An Appropriate Name. Vaughn.© An extended trip is Baltimore came to the front not much more Storlile st froliesomely ilips iy “The boys have an appropriate : EOEA) i ; . than @ week ulm ' Ul it's beautifully brown; & 4 an for the pastry cook at our boardi i 3 - g L person 118y . Beaufort. 8. ( ! . Grop in. Vhas I Carl Dunder? ! vhas, | .. plan 5 pastry cook at our | A ythe has secured a very | bri I ; . o fears o} : | ey All i, M. Dundor, 1k toreaid—1 Toby & good provide house,” rensarked the Snake Editor. SITONE Play Tron. n well Kuown Jon st an O Braidt Whe mart) A D T R Her ,,.,,M,,,.,, are the talk of all the town, v e “What is it?"’ asked \\m' Horse Editor. | author. which she will produce in Philadel- i ] I u‘llm-, residence of g . o156 il el 2 % ’ ! as 1 ’ il » in- A Discussion of Gender. “She'’s a darky from Virginia, and they i 8 arandparents, P Though she dotes upon Spinoza, Dot yhas I, Sergeant! If some in pe . 2 e b Ll 1..‘.‘11 r, W ) Qun Jennie Lemon, who lives near Dallag, And reads Rabelais sub rosa, quest vhas heldt ou remember ot Ly LWy do vou eall vessel shor” said eall her the old fiough minion. Allss Mg "" Jorin ”1!;“":‘ :‘lu tumes aro o \{‘.u.‘,‘,," Sno i ael o | Tex., is but hifteen years old, yet she had the o 0l f D A\ H O [ u il ( y L e, the othe - " ¢ i, ce of en- ! _ ha Y do e L, 113 : other da smele ha 0 tac) Tell you allubout Boceaceia, int,’’ answe NiAs ) i, or twe st S ches long, twelve imenes in e feren I AT i S T 3 Irg ot ent b St i T T e O ra Coun i st Lo vty i marringo anniver- | UL Do 00 sixteon Tattios, e B s T 1t Depen : is that sho 15 101 Foily Tor. bisimoss anch | pais - B, Weston,of the St chureh, | Brooklyn nest wevk, goin tieneo to. fios d wnitles to bi prescint on the oeeasion, | ‘There is Tiving in Ty-T" 2 10800 Ok A bt all Street News: *How much money 16150 siness as given $50,000 for the erection of | ton, alier which ten’ pecformances will be C nresents fo ot the it 1 5 alnos 0 iaplition E e Wl it take o start a bank in a Dakota | She i orly manne another dormitory for’ Mr. Moody's seliool at | #iven in Philadelph 1'.3.'\.”"".&' ficRench iore tossounthesivero | IIAIEALIGAD i 1".1 and uu-\hu' y ndn ioe deer uld | AR BI & RANK 1L B 000 d it takies a good muny yards | Northiicld, Muss. Georze Clarke, for several years the lend- | It is salh to sas that th wormmental, | o idicated Ehenty-alght 1ol 0 L A Lphe rig low out, M. i © about |/ <2708, Koherigy who farmorly flled tho | ane man of Avicistin' Daigs empany. s | ' Toiivia w1 Hot skl ] i L v 20 to or. d ik e A1 ien I hear old sailors speak about | Sanscrit chair a srnell_ university, has | turned to his first love, and will appear at . o Lol ARG ED ) L oWell, 3 2 her going in stays. been chosen to a similar position in the Uni- | Daly’s theatro in the next play, AT ! i 5o houvy ho panaokaR Waile sle's buildin up s ballad ‘Yes, some Presbyteri ]' Conclus il But you must admit a \~‘{~|()‘“I( llmlnl“ . "ll Mapleson nn’h Ame, Hastreiter asa [ pu I ) up \\.V{lmul aalRlante n:{m} Inwlumllhn"r. /} Tn thio wonscortul or mind X 08 omeccroshylerian ; ship is not always fominine, Aisa Chandramikbi Bose, . natlye Chrles | Star, I8 sHGatlak with i sucoeas fa. Seots | Bopes whingind 0y ? y [ Begro known as Judge Mark is the father of Slie'll Quote to you from Pluto “]ll aLjh "";1l“ ‘:"'| fA.oal :‘l‘”',”l e W)l tian Jady, has been appoinfed superinten )t has hopes of being 1o Tevive ) Taw: “No oficer from’ the tang | the ehild, While she mashes i potat ow would it be with any othe N ST T sy ent of the Bethune s f Caleutta, ‘The | Utalian opera next spring in London, lieutenant to captain will be allow Two sons of Je { Waltnam, And youreltat the satie thne, a3 you may [ *inde™ o L floti s 4 Lnuian Aessonzes, the orean of o irahmo- angtry ; . ity unloss e can prove tal the Me., while drivi the woods the i, % v 1 square ive ist, 0 came = T W o 0 rdially indorses the appointment. \\)mll i3, neverthel a play t with whom he wishes to marry possesses other cine upon two deer—one alive, $he can e ok corn beef and cabbage— in the fall, would do well on $10,000. '\‘."‘ w When ':.‘ |“~": Well om. percent of the students in the Uni- | simple alterations could by 16 Suceceatnl | dowry of 4,000, L2 i onedead-locked togethor by the horns. . The Hears the Rev. Minot Savage When wint ts in all we have to do in in't you one of the Smiths 8 versity of Zurich are women.T'wenty-nine are | one—and will return to e Lady of Sl ground wi torn up around them 50 that Every Sunday;but she doesu’t take mueh | that country 1s to argue that there can't 1 of his acquaintance, who, for h E i ne, fourteen philosophy, and | Lyons.” ELIGIOUS the dead buck was nearly buried. The boye stock 1 . T (o et Uy ) lmm bad been hoisting in four dri two polit economy. ‘There are forty- Damphel Y ‘ shot the lye deer, and then found that the In Joe Cook and his haranguings, sour mash to the hour, and was 50! v | eleht female students of medicine in Lob- 3 d the o onk - other had been dead scyveral days, Its neel Nor in spirit raps and banzings; ; stationary drunk. don and in Paris 104, 5 <1 Every vessel in the English nayy s daily | i been “broken. Theyhad 1o gt stout Aud sho netually can tell Sauterne from Arbore Waplam Smith! Well, T should (hic) say s The unvversity of the city of New Y Ir.Can pravers and reg stakes i order to pry the deers’ antlers lock, 0200 40 19 330ecdh Bllong to the mos' important brael last week commemorated the fulfi u There are three millionaires a apart, Qb Diatoara tha barker dghed, ““continuous sery it St ' ave a now play | 19¢al preachiers of tho Methodist ehureh | 3. L Cole, a hardware perchant of Buffalo, : { faumil, i : i K oy Agvies Iy the ire ow play ¢ nds @ remrkably intelligent dog. a smally But sholl make you n most ravishing ragouty [ Lo won't bo i b bride i ‘”' e you ut the vee | Charies Btler, by a reception in his honor | Bird,” and is .n\llulnlu‘\ln mors l.inl\":\m.'r'.fiu o wospel 15 preached in the Unjea | WL curof nncertain y [ LR dose And—the languages that man's writ 1 dye without o squeak. here at meeting of | and the presentation of an engrossed testi- 8he knows 'em all, 'en Sanscrit— 0, Dan Druff, dow’t,” the po'made sereamed | a1l the Smilh's (©-day monial on yellum, She' ”m_““h“)”“‘ Dut she'll simply. call it Do such a wig-head aet, HCou 1 know 1t mim. etitl olng signed som 2T i 8 . DA is now willing to bet a large swn that the : F N T Sgare ot o b g enah enmany | nndon, thi winer'dhore e ety | | v G Sl . o o | LS B R 0 U0 Wi ll\hu..f,nlhlnl...l..:m\‘“.i...u hristain Sclence, .,0" H:Ip shp Illlf-]““\u:::l‘l-x:;: 2 M o Smith “regarded hLis questioner to Wounein - Fomale siudents have been al- | wission is but o penn, nd G hall is | whsions of the Koneral synod, - © 0 o6 | Korke, and e tljul_‘.l\l.‘- hiin @ el Il‘l“lul‘hlllll . And boldly bids defiauco ook cup g sl Your tears away; ; owed from tiue ta tine to study at Heidel- | erowded overy night by working people, w banker in Lo ~ el folks will contribite §1,0 A To ajl fleshiy {lls afficting man or beast; Ly combund e amans C G ake me tor a fool (hic), T guess,” bers and Leipsie, it not to tuke their de- | fisten with ovident pleasire to sirimeed . m‘;‘u::x’:llwlnldli;ul A s :‘m\i‘.”'s’f:\‘.gl‘.‘:'- ‘]!'\'::.lnl»?‘“ffi ko e s, WA AR -\'\\u;{ thinks that me lll'|l\Ivc~ p: ; 0 !I»“’u”\xvl.“:“" “n:‘lullhn”wm day, 0, 10, not at e Germany is behind several other con- | tets by Beethoven, Mendelssohn, Haydu and | seliool union at Chicago 0. (raw on him 101 The 1 f five i 0ped "| onk B R ans fed Dan, m" LSt (on make allly sukgodtions? l countries in this reform moyement., | Sehubert, tho suvport of a Sunday-school missionary. | puppics. 1 e, hen-varn SO phthisics, Yy razor hope vou will dispel, ph The new law governing primg lucatiol o} p ) Blie dod et s mrend with “faith bus | AL i KU Wi dlsne man (hie), 1f I should godown there | 1 prame Drovides for sompuisiry Inaten | | Miss Gertrude Cogblan, the young daugh- | “The Baptist Weekly s authority for the it of fo 1 ) At had yeast, Aud it there's serape oir iy door bell 4 Illrn" the Smiths (hic) [ couldn’t resist | tion and also for the establishment of ma ter ot ( “parles ln,.,h!.?n. 18 being educate statement that recently, in Connectieut,thre taken i r .. Very youhg plj Phey teach cooking now in Boston, My chair will empty be. temptation to celebrate, and I'd get | ual sehools where apprentices u; ||nx4|||‘|ly:’.1 \ § w"n:}:nlw‘l‘ nlulhr,lul | ¥ fytha persons were baptized whose wer whose mother 3 Alljv Iln-nlln" usy oach oaking now (h Loston, TSI BHANG L L LA A A ent trades will be reseived free, b, Cozhlan has deelded to make the United | sespectively nitety-two, ninety-six aud 106, | around the doghouse, o Shonberd oo A whirling sea of treasure and of trash, Miss Barbara, perplexed, — Over fiye thousand 1ndian children are cment with Mrs, Langtry will S fart ungehow, on the Peilio river, fifteen | onee adopted” tho \ porker, and it now She dido’t go ker-flummix, #OIl thoush wlien your first wite is d A Remarkably Sharp Witness, now attending schools, supported by the | Wward asf star supporied by his dauel g Pelan, Dr. Mariana bolorook, | stekles aloy ho pup and follown'iis She knew that men had stomachs, You'll quickly ery for *Next. Pexas Siftings: Saw Johusing, having eral oye G aelious socluties. and BY B Sa8 . SURPGHIGI Y Dis dauguter, Congiegational society, has, sinee | 105ter wmother g vigorously And-slie woars o big gold wedal for her 1 > ¥ A Ne i At Hompton: a5 oy becn tivatiug about 000 patients eaeh | WHGWSCE 1 fecls Ty : ash. > A O LN 3 3 ar 0 love the pig quite +8he is sometimes more fhan human, W ; : 20 18 tie y i ;s 81x coltagos have hoon *An English viear h ¢ pup. She is no mortal womal - . (] ’ use, About fifty Indian “Why do the heathen 1 imprisonment with | N e A family of four b You grasp betwixt a grin, a grunt, a groan , )\-mr admitted to fhe publie | ious vaper. If they got a larger percentage | months for marrying lale i Bhe was born and never rues it, 0ols of Philadelphia and wingled with | 0f the money collected for thew, perlinps | Procured a license or had the vans pro- i voan 2 Trenton Gas Teally born in Massachusetts, o @ ) stance of Do you think you would recognize the | the white children. i attendance, Nine out | they Wouldn't raze so much, = We mercly | claimed Deir ages i weight, a8 And a Boston man bas claimed Ler for Lis Y er burglat if you were to seo him again®” | Of twelve prizes offered for proficiency were | offér this as a suggestion, In the four years of Southwest Kansas AN e lilaw 18 el fhity-three """'*""v own, “Certainly,” replied Mrs, Smith, meek- *Why, boss, of course I would,” {aken by Inaian girls, the first being given to | Oceasionally a joke is let loose in the Pur- | conference the “membership Las iner dnenes in heiht, and we g, 3 ly. you would identify the | 0© of the Omahai itan_town of Plymouth, but it is uniformly | from 5,000 to 15,00, Tie t oy voundsgilensy s eciivone, vy feok Had Ris Mind Read. “*Do 1 hold a controlling interest it this | thief if YOu Were to seo him againt' By the will of Mrs. Caroline A. Wood, | @ grim one. The last 15 thut of o droggist | 100 miles wide and’ 2 s long, and bas i and Welghs 270, Sainuel ik seventy-ning, Detroit Free Press: l suppose 1 vhas siness; "’ S tell ag'in. 1'se not one of dess widow of the late (! Wood, and founder | who is offering as a prize el a plan of | bopulation of 550,000, :‘5 “l‘l live, and 2204 H mmm is shwindled some more,” sorrowfully re- | “Of course you do, dear.” . docsn’ kuow nuflin’, 1 | $FAhe Yoo Me churel n Cambridge, | the lots ln Dak Grove cemetery to te, cus- | Outot the 703,444 words composing th re- | g warked Mr. Dunder us 'he paid a visit to [ “Am I the secretary and " treasurer and uld ‘dentify dat man eben if 1 nebber | AL csloy college gets £60.000; Bates | tomer who buys the largest nuwmber of bot- | vised Bible ; found in 1 Yisorons Sergeant Bendall yester siness £ this cone Aml | seed him agin 1 don't hab to soe P T.““'?“ ; Avad-Place howe et Gaw- | e A1 bls nagualed sauch syiup before tho | tio revi by i o R ¥ - Vot & doubt’ of It What's your | respansiolo for its fnancial statuss o, i ln. | ab to sce him d W00; the Awerican Board of For- | 1st of January s ehimias 1n with the | per cent, 70,72 have been changed; 4505 N ensos of Fever and Ag f your | resp ancial statust o "dentify him, cign Missions, $5,000, and a fund for the | astringent Puritan sueer and silences his | have boen of Fever and Ague, the blood: ll"}'\\‘ 5 G | "To be sure you are. I neversaid any- — lishment ‘of a howe in Cambridge for | critics. ) ¢ ; s 5 tually, though not ko dangeps “Do you pelief vl’lul a man can read | thing to the contrary, did 1t she Sticking to His Best Friend aged women 000, The residue of the A minister with rather a florid complexion | chureh el r A y 01 67 oned by the efiluvinm of the ag somepody’s miud? sponded 2 Chicaga Herald: *“Thore is one thing | 163 abd personal” property, after the pay- | went into the shov of a barber, one of his | foreien s 10453 v 3 sphere as it could be by the dead]] ;\u ,Ll - btlinl of '.i"';d readers.’ “Now, \\'h‘:ul;vhh llmhr.-m Jour atten- | abayt me,” sud the boastful passenger, ment of the above bequests’and legucies to lh;r{\um.n.!ng e shaved, “The barber was | an increase of 2 S ' Dr.J. 1 MeLean’s Chills as Shuke, und he goes crazy | tion to, is this. Your houschold ey o 4 asseng ends and relatives, is leftto be tunded | addicted to drhuking, after which his hand | Last year p Cure w dicato ' 8 ¥ ‘ our bousetiold expenscs Iwiuys etick to wy friends -1 always | and used for the benelit Of poor Wolehs was, i cousequence, Unsteady at bis work. ' no tle 1 from mw,»u\-u’}l 50 liux‘,‘ a I:L‘::Iulwm i 1 suppose Among recent departures for Tutopeare Strong man like seem s though a biz, i sant, look in my eve! T vhas v, : going home. Tomight somepody vhill | ‘Foryow's rum man,” she smiled, who'll | q g knows any number of diflieult tricks, and 0 3rook,” in which the States by members of the Lutheran chuieh in Y PR T et thirteen diiferent langunEes. contident is Mr, Cole i its abilities that he ~ man to his wife, ¢ J and created a sensa y his in- ber of the ol . 5 zence, g