Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, October 14, 1886, Page 2

Opinions on the Ohances of the Topheavy Democratio Ticket. Miss Eva L celebrated 1n truly otient peanuts, pickles and ‘Worthington, th HE WANTED TO KILL HIS WIFE rrived in this lition to the called “Chicago," e great city by the lakes in Jap T'he Japs hav The Demoeratic Ticket. The theme of stree esult of the talk yesterday wns Josition eame very near put on him democratie convention heavp ticket was a point conceded by all except the most forlorn hope ot well-known members of upon the strength of knocked out by a hittle Most of these A knowledge of the English language since being in this all are exceedingly bright, and T is even talkativ study of Am © great beer drinke of this country to the yinfons of a number | Jap for o similar mistakes foreigners have ¢, which shows W. Hobbie—*Th the legislative part of Stephonson the republicans from sno but 1 don’t think it will sts John Clarke— will probably try to ving him under, 7 is nomin- off the farm ss like n vete Some dissat expressed at the transfer o 7,000 pounds of extr crest of a full gl ticket will be i w n to beat. thorough political worker. ' Councilman ticket is a pretty sood one, what do you There is no sure thing as the contest One of the legisla- ze having to the Japs at ten cents per Tliey broke up and threw away ik about it? for unybody this year, will be'a close one, tive candidates, Mr. G snowed under council from the some of their extra curios in consequence, and the way the boys around the depot gobbled the remnants up was interesting 5 It is the intention of the ard last spring. | con to establish a r Bt : pgnlar and permanent prohably be in store for him this year Marshal Cummings Knox are the two , where 500 4 ng every cli apan, will be gath- This will give cheap ican markets and not whor interests, for the ighton and t men on the men, represent trical work done in enough to pull their weaker through, though.” B. F. Brown curios to the Amel interfere with I understand that Pax- ton said he would nothave had Creighton of defeating his ‘Lhe conven- ked in the interests vory high friend, John men themsaeves in ¢ wcon, who was with the* of Church Howe. active foreign merchants in Worthington, wtes, is o thoroughbred'in - every re- spect and perhaps one of the bes Dr. Conkling—"T don’t think much them, and nlthough I don’t know much about the representative the senatorial nominecs are the stronger. Some of the men I know only by name. understands , customs and cha id they think the world of him. tled “Spotted I dotted velvet corduroy pantaloons that 1ce Otaki, the gov- cteristics to Didn’t he vote for Blaine, and go back on sident that was ever the best man for pr ince you and I o blestif 1'll vote for him. Tom Boyd—"'Oh, 1 much of them, but if [ vote Ilvote for all of them. yer-—“They m! The fault with them lies he always wears. ernment interpreter, is anotl inent member of the party. edueated, and what about American w think very at all T expect ght be stronger. s is not worth know- After u short sojourn in Frisco the y wili sail for Japan, ,000 since coming here, correspondingly 0, you know, to gi offices to one nationalit or anything cls be mixed up. the legislat They ought to 1 elect three of Stringlein from the and Rustin. Tom Cannon, the Wrestler. This noted athlete wa terday on his way to Australia, where he Tom is looking well and apparently in goorl condition to hold own with almost any ferent styles of wrestling. little advice, however, should never attempt to do the wrestling Now, it seems that Tom's grips did not arrive from the Blufis last night just at the time he de- sired, and he consequently Of course he blamed the depot baggage men and talked wrathy. know that he was treading on dar The idea of any wre fessional or amateur, copit ve been wrestling w' Stephenson Tm sure’ will elect Forg think that Mount will hx although he is a good man. well known."’ Higgins—"'I think it will be pretty hard to elect J might be elected if he were with un hon- est party,” Gus Carey—"‘T don’t like all of them. But then I'm a democ to vote the entire ti n Omaha yes- is to mect Miller. ¢ man in the dif- He needs a and that is he and 1 propose baggagemen. The democratic ticket is a good one—to veat, The factis, Icon- «gider it a weak ticket. 01 two men on it who stand good chances Among them, perhas, ure W. J. Mount, C. B. Ruostin and Ferguson, T consider Ferguson about the strongest man on the ticket.” —‘“The ticket i re going to elect ever on it, oo, and don't you forget it.'’ Boyd-Mille stands a ghostly Randall Brown— "1 cons a very poorone. It will n “Troup—*""The democratic tic , that is not ealenlated to call out hearty support from the rank and file of the party. man on it that s There may be one of election. Tom ought to Tdon't believe how of going through.” establishments diametrically the continent, 118 Prosperous; ood the conversutional powe v for hours when they i 000 pounds of o ticket, is bearding k about wrestling! baggagemen at whether he r be elected.” by n the twinkling of an eye too, who have with- is rag-tag aflair There is but one ands any show of being zage on a h Tion in his d Why there's whe comie in for the head s Rosicky—“The ticket is a riff- L' don’t believe a weaker one could bayve been nominated. my word, it will be gloriously snowed under by the peopl bad cigars, he may be on spea ing terms with all the ru : be letting Ius whisk opena wager, but when it comes to wrestling, he is there and on top every Tom, these suggestions are in the greatest kindne member them when Heo Attempts an Assault Upon His Wife With an Ax. A warrant was issued 1n police court yesterday afternoon for the arrest of E. L. Montgomery on the charge of an as- sault upon his wife and one of ber friends, and thercby hangs a tale of dom ou see the horney zden, and the “Bay ' at Oakland sending from short stop to first ba re in your grips it may be such things marked *'this side up with n, a meeting w any other champion is nothing comps with a Surat “breaking up of a family. Montgomery, is very jealous of his wife, y woman, and has no end o strouble by ac ner of infidelity, and even abusing her for real or imagined ghborhood report, stantiated, has 1t t Montgomery, in one , assaulted his wife and abused thing is cort th Miller or Another Glove Contest. McDonald, the Montana pugilist, and winner of the MeCor- t, met yesterday gued the follow- unfaithfulness. ormack, the muck-Marx glove conte with their backe ing agreement: house and sought the protes of a friend and neighbor, Mrs. Hugh We the unde an eight round ruics te govern, 8 She remained in ber neighbor “for some time Austitute divorce proceedings a, husband, when o t Queensbhur; contest te take placi ompromise returned to Yestorday, however, rel ensued and Mrs, Yy g sought refuge in the house of her fricnd. 4 Montgomery follow Omha, the winner to tak ipts, the referce to be chosen from Jaxars MoCORMACK. her and, armed D. A, McDoNaLp, n ussault upon both ighbors inte and hor friend. fered and caused the irate husvand's Promenade Concerts, A movement is on foot to seriptions for a to be given secure sub- of ten promenade by the Musical SOME JOLLY «fhe “Village" Artisans Returning w the Land of the »i 48 The party of Japancse artisans that assed through this e ention of which was mude in day's BEE, deserve more than a pas Originally sixty of the orientals -eame from Jupan ~ ' sthe Dencon brothers extensive importers Although they hibitions of industral work in the princi 1 States and drow ation during the coming tizens will be ealled upon to sub- seribe for 500 season tickets, which wili be sold at §1.00 apieco. If this amount s o sort of guaranty fund, ctors will go ahead and e ten concerts, which slections by the best home ngements for th will embrace of Yokohamu. scheme will have to be ab pal cities of tl Fourth Ward Republic s 10 show the people o States just how the o S that have been met at their usual place last night and hitherto obtained ore endorsed, sund inters made by suveral members The club will meetagain on jing to nominate nd an assessor. addresses wer of the elub, oy brought from Japs i of the contrs were these artisans that t mained in this countr) 085 on gheir own account so t 3 vas obliged to obt 1ses and then * to Japan, to s t no more loft the party. eourse he had no power to compel the on cousultation with ter in New York, lus two ward constabl going into_bus i The Thief Escaped. ttempt to carry Vs erockery amp from Robins store, on Sixteenth streot, Robinson saw the fellow overtaking him and knoeking i Tho thief Tinally escaped. The lamp was broken in the scuflle men Lo return, w the Japanese min resent eourse was decided upon. country the ‘Japanese was exhibited “twice ce in Boston. Philadelphia, Bal- re, Chicago, and at the industrial ex- at Ciucinnati and St. Louis. lis" the average aitendunce wis days the number p the trip toth A Nipper Nipped, thief made a eapture of an overeoat from the show wi ndow of the -Bride after a livel MISSION'S DOINGS. E €O The Scare at Blair Which Results In Nothing. Dr. Gerth, veterinarian of the State Live Stock commission, before reaching this city, visited Weeping Water, where he found four glandered horses, which were ordered kiiled, and their killing was deputed to the sheriff of the county. Last night the doctor returned from Blair, wh in company with Mr. Barnhart, & member of the com mission, . he had been called by injurious reports which had been circulated in the vicinity to the e fect that the cattle of n certain owner were afflicted with pleuro-pneumoni The owner In question was James Fo who had imported from Chicago seve car loads of feeding cattlo before the 9th of Beptember last, and_consequently, be fore the quarantine had been proclaimed These cattle of con entered the state at Blair, and after their arrivai several of them died and were eremated. This fact, to gether with their having come from ¢ engo, caused suspicious peovle to fe that they had died from the disease referred to, and whici has since become so well advertised as prevailing in the 1linois motropolis. A careful amination of the cattle satis. ficd the gentlemen mentioned that they wer not affected with pleuro-pneumonia. They were in o healthy condition, and the conclusion was arrived at that the head which had died had been injured in transit and caught cold which ¢ould not have been 0. reradicated. While the commis- sioners failed to find pleuro- pneumonia, they, however, did not hesitate to say “that 1t could by no means be discovered whether or not the cattle had been in association with others affected with the disease. If they had, however, it was certainly the co that none of them, although they hs been i the state sufliciently long to ex hibit the same, had displaycd the slight- est evidence of the deadly contact. Three Ecclesiastios. Last night, there arrived at the P atrio of distinguished clerieal gent! in the persons ot Rt. Rev. Dr. Meln bishop ot Charlottetown, Prince Edwa xton men re, Island; Rev James A, McDonald and Rev. D. J. Gillis, of the same place. They have been on a trip of recreation for the last two months, having the Canadian Pagific to the coast, where they visited all the towns and cities of both importance and interest. After haying *‘done” the couast, they visited Salt Lake, Denver, and finally reached here i the evening as mentioned. They will not be able to reach home before the end of the month, their intent being to gone by visit Chicago, New York, Falls, Boston and other before their return gentlemen are excellent physicial examples of robust clerics, enjoy to the fullness that b nes health and geniality of disposition which enable them to appreciate almost every thing of interest, and at the same time render them most agre to eyen casual acquaintanees. They are of Scottish descent, though their ancestors for a couple of gene tions have lived uyon the nd. They were particularly solicitors to meet former parisionees of theirs, some of whom reside in this city, and were i fied in doing 50 beforé they retr the night. They are stopping at the Paxton and will leave for the cast this evening The Yard Blocked, The freight blockades on the U. P, in the vicinity of the depot are getting mon- otonous, Some say the present yardmas- ter is not equal to the requirements of his position, others that th should be one fead of all the yard the one one bottom, that at Council Blufls and the one at the depot in this city. All the men endeavor to get their own terri frec of cars and the consequence is | streot has to suffer. The real trouble, nn- | doubtedly is, that there is no .room for handling freight but thisis no r why mail and passenger trains should be Stalled and delayed and the business seople of Or and travelers gen he put to the greatest inconvenien Yesterday between mid-day and 9 o° p. m. there wi only two dummy trains from the stock yards when there should > been one ¢ 3 This state of cannot las i - stood a movement is on foot to have th ast mail come by the B. & M, vis. Platts- mouth. Mixed Pickles The heavy rainstorm of last evening interfered somewhat with the attendance at the opera house, but those who ven- tured forth felt themselves well repaid, *Mixed Pickles” is the nearest ap- proach to comedy of the many light pieces put onthe stage. It is cl atir- ical, and holds the attention of the audi- tor throughout, neyer dragging for an mstant. It istull of genuine fun from beginning to end. J. B. Polk is a come- dian of marked individuality and the rapid and ying play of his mobile countenance is a whole show in itself, and kept the house convulsed. Alex. Vincent was excellent in his character of the fast old mun, and Fannie Denham Rouse fit well her part of Mrs, Brown. Miss Julia Polk acted with her usual capability o sencored in he % \[1\.:41 Pickles” will be repe: A Narrow Escape. wagon on Pierce induced seven or ecight little boys and girls to jump upon his wagon. He then whipped his horses, and just as they were rattling along at full speed nhe fell off. The team then increase its speed and a fivst-class runaway wa the consequence. The little ones were naturally terrified, and spectators stood aghast. ux)mc(h:fz at eve moment to see a fatal accident. When the horse were at their height of speed, Sum Ander- son, a popular and well-kuown engineer of the Burlington and Missouri, rushed out and at the risk of his own life stopped the horses and saved the littie ones. " It is unnecessary to say that the thanks of the parents were profuse and well-timed, Building Permits, Superintendent Whitlock issued build- ing pormits yesterday as follows 8. . Spaulding, two-story frame resi- dence, Twenty-fifth and Charles . V. Gustofson, one. fllnr}' frame ¢ | California near ‘Thirtieth 000 | ', Nields, two-story frame dweliing, H near Mason...... Fk 5,000 | Peter Kill, one-story frame cotlage, 710 i . Pierce.... s A 700 ! Ed - Whitinan, *"one-story frame cot- tage, Eighteénth near Centor 500 Charlés Mauritz, one-siory frame cot- tage, Sixth and Elm.... Comsfock & Avery, two-story fraine store. Nicholas Détween ‘Thiirtscnth and Fourteenth e G. AN lsull.mmnlmr Seward between Thirty 850 cottage, -tirst and “Thirty-second 0 W Hutton, double’ frame 'dy Walnut between Fourth and Fifth 0 . Manger, one-story frame cottas 4 eizth and Burdette. ... 850 c1 th, one-and-one-half-story frame shop, 1025 South Twenty-third 250 16,100 Eloven permits aggregating Don't Want to Incorporate. A lengthy communications was filed with the county commissioners yesterday protesting against the proposed incorpor- CLINUBING A CLIENT. [ of South Omahams o villiage g . Wilcox and othes, who head the pro at they belivve it is the wish of a majority of th 3 L Doane commenced MeCulloeh’s Attorney Geo limits rather than {o be orgamzed £ I'hie protest was placed on fi M yesterday for blican. Central Committee, | (Garner on the cha A meeting of the cotnty central com s beld last night at the office of Redick & Sime grows ont of services from Garner | tho plaintif he was retained g erts that in January | contand dr a suit for dama Railway company, fee of $200 and €0 per cent of any jud ment that might Of this sum Garner paid attorney £100 in cash serts that he went to work on secured the witnesses and had the matter afled for M ros against the cinct on Saturday next'at 8 o'c Simeral was appointed a committee rtain who had rece tion papers since October 2 in_the oft It was decided th: ch ward delega tion of the committ ‘mployed to look registration i their respective without consulting him compromised the with the railway £2,000, which was nother meeting of the committec be held in the city hall on next Satury afternoon at 3 p. m. Ticensed to Wed. Ihe attorney asserts that he is on Judge McCullough issued with the 100 yot due on taining tee, makes a total alleges that Garne the city and intends to def; of his just dues. aring to leave {John L. Rozers. LR AL bk anted against him in the sum owing Judg it for Garner t his reason for comprom that his attorney 1 Josephine Kaizrova. § Dennis Murphy.. sAltl ALy ner states th ing the caso slow about getting to tria he would lose his claim entirely. Lt g o I that he feared 1 Emma Hende Arrested For Embez On complaint of C. S. Twvo Slok Men. Yesterday afternoon Oflicer Peironet v young fellow, about eighteen years af age, lying in a patch of weeds in an unconscious condition street, He was taken to the police sta identified as Tom Byron, a workman on the city hall exeave delirous from the ef f typhoid fov thk county poor farm. Higgins a war- sued yestorduy for the arrest of K. L. Scofield on the charge of embe Scofield has been employed as man in Ihggi serted, has appropr tor’s money to his own use. ated some of his pro- A Diamond Robbery. Mrs. 1. Lane, who resides at 719 South Seventeenth street reported the loss of a valuable diamond ring yesterday. d been stolen from her room. She party who ¥ upon whom The police will inves- His parents el Blufls, fell ma nth and Harney day evening. wil, where he was fand was after- fit at the corner of about 5 o’clock yeste was taken to the cit attended by Dr, wards sent 1o hi n loitering in the v suspicion fastens The Late Mrs. Joseph Matz of this estimable lady will morning from at 9 o'clock, A Female Saloonist. Oster filed the county commissioners ing for a permit and license to sell liquo: The petition Patrick’s (Catholi an unusual ation that has been made by a woman in the county for a suloon license. She was a most worthy woman, cquamtance w her noble character and husband and thr dren are to be their great loss whi Taken for Th Charles Frigger was arraigned before yesterday, charged with s agdinst John Bruno. as contipueduntil to-day. 2 little chil- 1t Peter Mat [ n-law of Serge the police force, or 0 y makes any of hi Porsonal Pardgraphis. 40 Ghicago last night Mayor Boyd wen The Louis Stock. of Kansas City, se of the stock of the finan- ssed firm of George Lowms wised the closing up of that firm achment, instituted replevin pro- ceedings in the distriet court yesterday tiached stock rifl Coburn. 3 Townsend has Wyoming for a ten days’ hunt. Weerneser & J. Hanscom S s returned after an month on the coast. Bennett, of the Pacific Pullman has gone to Chi Wednesday for w visit with friends in . : now in the hanc Miss Chamberlafn has just returned from a pleasant visit with-friends in Uon- Suing on Notes. i Abraham F. Co., of Illinois, Colonel Jack McCall; oneof the staunch | commenced state, was in the city blieans of the Ibie and wife were among The Cochran Chair. replovin case brought an to get possession of a e husband, the Rev. Cochran, dbefore Justice Ber ken under adyisement. last evening. Erb, Salt L ¥’ champion more on deck pleasure trip in the cas J. Kusel, agent for the 'ts of New Yol y Tleft M- evening trip guest at the M Manchester lying stretched out went to Grand ning on busimess connected with the new Union Pacific 1 Otto Maurer, who has been ill for some in at his post of duty, stovped me and inquired the I told him, and then he peen 1 the news business my- A 1ew weeks ago L was coming into the Omahs ep of the ear with n Rainbow, a Winne o Indian “falcon glanec ring,’ and lion be olted so that n men picked me up and brought me to St. Paul, where 1 was twent, s in the hospital, that I was all broken up inside. 15 City, Neb, other honest 1 returned from Hon. Charl Chicago last ¢ y glad that he earthquake that took pluce hes The doctors found :aped the democratic escape a third u > pounds of food I am on my way home ast trip; ‘in fact, think I have since I was hurt, I have made m) I am now keeping myself up on opium and morphine. n blecding internally I am done up. follow said all this belieye that Neb., arriv wst evening to bandaged up, and vomiting George Barnhart, of Columbus, mem- ber of the State Live a8 in town T'uesda morning and took Stock commission, y night and yeste 5 w that he w. him a hittle frait for which he offe but I would not take ked him why h ©Oh, this is zood enough,” Then 1 thought ed him for his ticket, smid I'would fix him in the sleeping car, Imagine my sur: W counon, written Erb, proprictor of the Wal- ker and Continental hotels at Salt Lake, passed through the 9 y home froma rt Leavenworth, terday on his itto General McCook te money, so | told me to tak tie price at m ers on political economy a Mlying visit id City, Dak. best known wr 8 in Omaha on on his way back fre e 15 stopping e his ticket. n seemg on en d ink, the word **C! [ felt so sad to think of the poor fellow about one thonsand miles from home, no y and linble to die any minute, that I went into the sle kind gentleman n upper bert (hs were taken the conduetor laugh “Well how much do you make out of sail if you have tin wddock went to Salt Lake the regular ission, which ipully for the sting of the Ut assembles at this time priv coming elections in U sx-deputy county tres M 4 St thi s all the lower id for the berth moncy.” “Giy and ley county, was in the is'doing well in mef oa never de of the most promising places in north . who did busine Bocause L was a train boy, liable to imprisonment for lunucy. thought I must be making mo 4 my kindness to other people. igh any when 1 replicd, almost nd white w v 0 that will mak a dollar out of a hoor dying fellow like you will see when bring him in here ought to be shot, as he is not fit to Jive in this world.” Well, he apologized when 1 carried the The boy wi Registrars are notificd that it is now time to send in their molific ing their_places of:registration for the tion of open- ma'am, Beautiful morning. Nothing like the early fresh air for making the lad 2 years younger, especially young ladi Dan J. Ross, thoe feot; tunner, writes to a friend in this city4hat he has reformed and has started iw bisiness anew, in Stromsburg, Neb. ) ) Matteson, tho man ahe upon the pe » Bhredn was yesterds postponed one weeks sfor preliminary ex- amination, Al Marx, the ccused of attemptid p acousad of a8 through again & passenger handed me 10 8 1, ““what's that for? fow more baskots 1o lot them go for $ please, and where hst’ with the broken ko it, and bho beecause [ had puid tor the the poor young man. him I did not want the 10 conts, might raise a collection for the sick bo, He would not But I would not « on the high road to re- more than a'couple of j; If you should get married before penches come round a in road house, west of the city limits against the management of Boyd's ope passengers had A and it almost made me ery when I found tender and ejocted from the opera house in May, » Judgze Wakeley men aboard nd generous, even if I am a train boy, and I cun tell you what my experi- ‘0 and observatron on the ¥ Structions to retu o’clock this mor ptain L. E. Cassidy No. 1 Hose com- pany, was presented by his sons Lewis | with & handsome easy chair The oceasion was the remoyal of the eap- tain’s company into their new quarters ty-fourth and Cuming street. was a thoroughly pleasant one, refreshments and daneing after the pres- g enjoymeut to & num- ber of invited guests. more good men traveling than bad o 11, we raised a snug little sum for the suffering boy, and when I took it to him in bis berth and told him the B! ers had given it to him to buy m he showed Smith & Whi than ever before. His suflerings eould | 24th st., south of R. R, crossing. not rousa his sensibilitios like this little nctof kindness did, He made a remark then which I think you ought to put in yOur paper. It's worth som ot done up by hard luck f only to dis. cover that our fellow-men are not really i as we think them." After a time he exelained “ON, T helieve my ban: ping, and I know ['shall the ear jol 3 There was a doctor aboard, a nicely dainty man, but he took oft his 1 the poor fellow’s wounds sif the patient had been a are «lip to death, Aross tenderly ric Afterdie had been fixed up he seeme juite hapny. As 1 took him some more frait and put itin his verth beside him ind bade him good bye, us it was my station to get off, he thanked me and ‘1 live down near St. Louis, and 1 be- I shall live to get home to mother,” Iie TrAIN The Ways of Chict Justice Marshall. Youth's Companion Marshall was once at market and heard a well-dressed stranger complaining that he could no one to carry home a turkey for him, Marshall offered to carry it, and did_so, accompanying him to his house, when the stranger proposed to pay him, but he declined and walked on. Something about him seemed to excite suspicion of the steanger, and he said to a person passing. “Who is that _old fellow wo brought home my turkey?” The reply was “‘He is the chief justice ot the United States, and he brought home your turkey to teach you to attend your own busi- ness. My friend Dr, 1elated to me an- other amusing cdote of Marshall's simplicity. The doctor’s father when a boy was employed as copyist in the clérk’s oflice, and was sent one morning with a bundle of papers to Marshall residence. Having reached the square old mansion, which is still standing not far from the capitol, he kunocked at the door, and the groat judge opencd it, walking in his stocking feet, in order not to disturb his invalid. The youth was very much abashed at being thus sud- by the famous chief cly invited him to come Wl wait while he exam- denily confrontc justice, who g into his study, ined the papers The boy followed in fear and trembling, and the judge looked over the pape Then he earefully folded them up, turnec round to the shrinking boy, and suid “Your n is it not?" “Yes, 8 Mazshall, mile, “‘let 1 game of Itered the boy. mmy,” continne v, with a friendly us go'mto the backyard bs marbles,” I have no doubt he enjoyed the game of marbles as much as the boy; but his favorite pastime was to play quoits at Buchanan's spring, in the western su- burbs of Richmond. The place a 't of a pleasure ground, used for pic- nics and club meetings, especially of the Quoit club, of which Marshall w a dis- tinguished member —_— An Incident of t Detroit Free Press: another,” said the hardware dealer as he sudden interrupted conversation about the state of the iron market and tried to hide his body behind that of the reporter. The latter was on the point of asking for an explannation when a citizen halted and said to the deale: , you sent that stove-pipe up fternoon, didn’t your' c Season. “There comes HOh ye s und an clbow#” “Ye “Told me b wounldn’t have the least trouble fitting the joints 1" -1 think I aid. *Think ! Why, blast your old s voeation, you know you did ! You s boy ten ves Id put uy links of it in an hour Not one infernal joint would go torether, though I worked for three hours. Don’t’ you never spe to me in—never! 1 do admire a shar ave no respect for an old “Why didn’t you punch his he queried the reporter, as the man passed on. “Why don’t 1 punch half the heads in towr asked the dealer, j as asecond citizen came to a halt and puckered his mouth to say: ‘-}'..u n send up for that stovepipe!’ “Yes, sir.” “That stovepipe I lugged home last rht 1 remember.” “That stovepipe over whieh I swent and swore until midnight and then mashed flat and flung into the alley!™ “I'll send for it."" “And I could have mashed you with it, you old glib-tongued hypocrite! Send for it! Remove it! Don’t never look an- an in the face!” “No, sir, I never will’ humbly re- phed the dealer as he opened his door to 1 with blood in his eye coming across the street. The American Abroad. and Loade: These antiquity have made many fine old paini- ind they do a great business with cans. The Duteh merchant who presided over the one above spoken of Cley told me he had _just sold about 8,000 guilded or over $3,000, worth of goods to nd that he wles to Rohe Ame He had gr th in Amo 1 honesty, too, and when I ad- mired a prece of ihis same old Flemish nd regretted that I had not the time ot money from the bank before leav- i to purchase it, he doubled it up and it along ana send him ¢ leisure. *‘You can remit me,” said he, “from Antwerp before yon or, if more conveni- lace ent, ko it with you and send me the money when you get home to Ameriea,” id: “You don't know me. Iam wger here, and I leave Ansterdam ternoon, Saturday 1 sail for New York. You have no sécurity for your me your visiting ‘card our address and thatis all Leare for. e often trusted Americans, and 1 am cetved.” An American merchant s in this way would be But 1 ~ —— e A Judicious Marke an, Detroit Tribun *Ah, good morning, 0k slook rosy. Makes one How much are pesches:” inquired the lady. “Well, ma'am, ecating peaches are basket. You want ecating , preserving peaches.” Wil thoy are 8115, I've only got As it you, L'l picce. How many, 1l 1 send them I only wish on One basket! W you couldn't g of t an and go to housekoep- you will need more than that.” I—1 am married.” “Married! Who'd a thought it. You ain’t out of your teens yet. Well, I'll send one asket. What's the numbery” “Perhaps one busket will not be enough; you had botter send me four and oneof eating,” wus her reply, as she handed out & §3 bill and 25 cents in change id the dealer, and “Thanks, ma'am,' she was goue. Brick, Brick, Brick. For sate and now ready for delivery yard, S¢ A STARTLING FACT. It is not_commonly known that a large portion of the rheumatism and nea ralgia extant is traceable directly to the discased condition or imperfect action of the kidneys and liver; therefo remedy which cures the resulting disoase must have found and smitten the first enuse. Many persons using Athlophores for rhicumatism and neuralgia have been sur- prised to find that chronie disorders of the liver and kidnevs have <0 been groatly r ed and they have written for an explanation, The fact s, that the remedy acts directly on these organs, cleansing them from all irritating sub. stances and regulating their action, I'aken in connection with Athlophoros without exception most kidney and liver remedy in the world, and will eure a large proportion of those who have these discase Charles F. Griflin, Stuart, [owa, says “T have not hae v pain of rheu matism since [ Athlophoros, whichis now ovef o For three months my store was closed, not being e to attend to my business atall. My joints were swollen and there did not seem to bo any part of my body that did not nche, After suffering i 'this way until the pain was almost beyond endut: ance, [ went to the Colfax Springs to try the effocts of the The day T loft home I had to be carried down stairs. Aftor Aining at the Spring a month & came back, being some betier, After being home a few weeks 1 had a ‘relapse. It was at_this time 1 learned of Athlo- phoros. T sent for a bottle of it and in fifteen minutes after Thad taken the first dose 1 felt its effects, and wnen I had fin ished the third bottle T was well. 1 have not had any rheumatism sinco Every druggist should keep Athlopho- ros and Athlophoros Pills, but where they cannot be bought of tho druggist the Athlophoros Co., 112 Wall St., Now York, will send either (o e paid) on receipt of regular price, which is $1.00 per bottle for Athlophoros and b0e. for Pills, For livor and kianoy disonses, dyspopsia, n- Qigestion, wenkness, nervous dobility, disoises of women, constipation, headuche, impuro blood, &e., Athlophoros Pills are unequaled, 11 DOCTOR WHITTIER 617 St. Charles St., St. Louls, Mo. Aregularraductaof .0 Medieal Colleges, has been longer aged in (h Nanvova, Sem and Broon b hyrialan in 81, Loutsy a ity papers ab: Huow Nervous Prostration, ility, Mental and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Affec- tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Blood Poisoning, old Sores and Ulcers, aro treatcd with woparalicied Fuseas an aastaelcutagpinciplen Sarl, il Diseases Arising from Indiscretion, Excess, Exposure or Indulgence, which producs some o th following debiitky, dimuors of slgh and defe ko face, physte Aversion ™ rusion of 14 renderin, risanently eu o scaled enivolo Beeor by mall A Positive Guarantee given 1o every Table case. Medicins sent evory where by mall of exprosds MARRIAGE CUIDE, 280 PAGES, PINE PLATES, clegaot oieth and glih bindiog, scalud for 5. r reurrency. Over ity erfit o1 ihg following bl t] iology'of feproduet ¢ al decay, etfests ofoel 5, a0 many s KEYSTONE : MALT WHISKEY Specially Distilled for Medicinal Use. THE BEST TONIC! 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