Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, October 10, 1886, Page 12

AMONG THE WITS AND WAGS. Bullizan’s Btriking Attitnde as a Modern Marc Ant. 1 A MILLIONAIRE REPORTER, he Vanquished Cat and th 1t—To Baretone's I Varioty of Polish Pointed Smiles. Sallivan as Maro Washingt Friends, sluggers, to Antony. s, et al, give me your ash 1 come to bury Crsar—not to sl use I slugged him yester ey And that Is why e fies The evii that men do lives The good 15 often planted w n, &, this aft him, € Now, after them: ith their bones, The press 1 e s ambitions And the press is not much sul Qutside of such rel are not syl n 1 Cpesar didn’t know whiat was good fer ‘i, Till Boston's pride and joy had knocked him was too late to utilize his knowl- But yesterday your Julius Ciesar might Have stood against the world; now lies he 1, unseratehed, ate mone; And all my jy prepare to sl If you have teq them now. Yon all do know this mautle. 1 remember The last time ar put it out to sonk He got four dollars and a guarter on it} And with that sum we painted all Rome red ! But Lam off my base. That Civsar is knocked ou 18 plain, and quite as plain, I knocked him oty s 1 eanght him on the ehin—great Casar fell. all wi s, my countrymen ! our hearts. And hopin’ to se you g 1 am yours truly, John 1 He Handled Sullivan, “Pshaw!’ ex- about Sullivan; r, [ saw o manone night deliber: il him by the nose.’” “He did, eIl I'li bet that fellow suffered for You'd lose bet, then.” du’t Sullivan pulverize him*” *No, sir, he didn’t: and the fellow that pulled the I)i% fellow's heud clear around in_ do- ingit.” “And Sullivan never said a word?” sir; the other fellow dld E ] the talk! “What did he say L “Well, he said a number of things; ¢ among ather things I heard him remark more than onc does the razor hurt, siry”’ ately pu | o ¥ Some Millionaires. Chicago Herald: At the ope night was a young news knows a good many peopl ) free scat, attired in a borrowed dres it, and with barcly enough eash in his Pockets to pay the ice cres nd street- car fare for the elegant y: good family and fine accomplishment who had accepted his escort. Between the acts he begzed to be excused, tired for a few moments to the where he was seen in conversation a large, plain-looking man and a hand- gome man with a brown mustache T don't like to speak of such things.” he said to the you urning to his seat, *‘as I'think that boasting of one’s wealth ‘s about the most vulgar thing out. But it 18 a singular coincidence that waile 1 standing in the foyer ust now two gentlemen came up and en- red into ¢ ation with me. As we were talking sened to think that the three of us were worth four million and a half dollars,” L “Indeed?” queried the lady, who had | not known him lon, | “Yes. Marshull 1d is worth three millions, George Pullman one million, and I think I could manage to scare up the other half dollar myself.” ] The Scoundrel Recognized. Detroit Free Press: “Young man!" shouted the retail tobacconist, ‘didn’t I eaution you to keep your eyes peeled for plugged silyer coins?” the other ‘Well, here's a plugged half dollar which you have taken i this afternoon while I was out.” *Yes, sir, I know I did.”" “You knew it was plugged and yet you accepted it?"’ ““Yes, sir. I hadn’t the moral courage to refuse.” 'Oh, you hadn’t? Well, on Su(nrdu{ night you_can ko your ity and_go don't want a boy bere who will let a se on him in that fashion. now the despicable villain Oh, yes, sir; T know him well,” *Who was it?” The Cause OF It. Wade Whipple in the Judge, Byt late Professor Tertiakoir ‘a8 used to glve the data Anent the juctifations of Old Terra’s vertebrata is new sefsniometer in fabrie of his hatter And remarked that inferentia attributed the same to an embroilment of the sub-reptilian euclius tennistriatus with the cartilaginous ~ eephalopoda and a sequent displacement of terrestrial substrata. Just here Professor G, 0. Loge Caught on to tothe; A And with a nose suspicious of Some part In a regattn— “Phat part where bibulants do make § 'he fe I e asserted that the tumultations eated upon o dehiscence of t i of the ante jur and & contemporaneous tr. tossiliferuta, Whereat Professor Jokemall— ttendant at the spatter occult sentences ontgrown From geologic blatter— Remarked, with irony of one g “Lhat would all science shatter, | ‘Phat he be blowed if his brainometer didn’t ‘eompletely geosophy in the presence of such muenwuuonn of what sort of an all- palpitation was the watter. * He Lot Lt it Free.Press: *Say!” he ealled a8 ho ran up-stairs and entered the to the right, “is it true?™ W hat '’ ealmly inquired the occupant. bat you have declined to allow you ‘w be used in the congressional e collacation pidation of the ‘ell--ahem-—you—" ~ ‘“Phen it 1s true, and I bave won a new ‘hat! But, say, what on carth could have d you to decline, when the nom- tion would have been' mere forw, and etion & cortainty?” T o private dbusiness—hon- ‘nuf Y norship, all that, but your friends will be dis ainted at the' same. We wanted a 1% n the peer of any one in that august body. Too bad—really too bad!" “Yes—ahom," coughed the other, who n't come within forty miles of de- c| Illlflnom nation, *'you spoke to me ther day aboput—let's seer” h, ves, I did waut & loan of §25, but qlh‘mhhml around and--" ¢ ‘Certainly, youoan have it, and double fhe amount if you wish, and if you don't jappen to be flush at the end of thirt ayé, take sixty. Yes, my privato bust- 8 very pressing—yes—ahem-talk L with you again.” Interested in Other People's Busta 3 , Quilp, have you seen that bust of apol yn:u,‘l ' uot interested in other peo- | got anything that will take | Have youn g e Cause of | r THE OMAHA DAIL ple’s busts my own I'm just getting over one of Dollar a Bottle. First Customer (to barber) the Tave yon curl out of hair, barber Barber—Yon bet of mine will do it, Second Customer That electrie elivir barber)— will make (to samo anything that h I, b e *~You bet. That efectrical elixir 1e will do it like a charm I of m A Champion Liar iere is a liar in California Y tryir head off the liars who get ur I the Iation statements for the The Californin liar says 1l who fell the roof of a when the pxploded lust coughed uy sireular saw and a picee of lung to-day. Dr, wilkins put the Tung back under Vander's shirt and set it by the steam guage. He was so far recov. ered this evening that he blew the bottom out ot the lung-tester, and the water in the machine nearly drowned a Baptist preacher. It is beliaved that the duck ing the preacher reccived will prevent him from wheezing next Sunday morn ing. Vanders, who was the engineer at “week, | the time of the boiler explosion, was not in the all, but the owner of the mill made him repair the hole in the roof at hisown expense, besides bringing suit for the recovery of the saw.” The V New juished Cate York Sun. Out of the win W a4 man aned with a look of despair, ning with hagered face to a cat Lose melody rent the ai He threw down” an old bootjack, But the eat never heeded fts fall; He sat on the fence and reared his'b ek, And continucd his dismal waul. He reached for his gun and fired, Ie shouted and hallooed “seat’t” But it was no use, tie same old song Came forth from the same old cat. v of hope s despair, ied once more damp night a And a smile of infinite peaco his features fell, tdied out in the night ft g his chigiyuighylle, o g oM Masox. How She Felt the Earthquake, the carthquake, Mrs. “Faith, an’ I did.” “Phere was yon?"” “In the cellar. 1 was groping m the 3 inter preserves.' e Ye're gettin® very high- “Pat do loike pickled onions and squash jam, and I'd put some up for him. | was rayching among the presarves when [ felt it.” “Phwat was it loike?” *Wirra, what would it be? It was only a little jar.” Accidentally Arrested and Convicted. Detroit Post: **And that prisoner over there turning broom handles,” said the < a party througl on the other day, . keeper for He cwbezzled is he doing arrested and convieted him and ody says it cident, or sométhing or other, lieve a petition is bemg ci pardon.” On what grounds?” *“That he left the firm suflicient cash to a month’s gas bill, and that he wasn’t uperintendent of a Sunduy sehool. I now show you a man who got rs for stealing an old horse, d on hi ads. "% o an ac- nd I be- circulated for Estelline (D. ] you want to enter your horse in the president of the agricultaral he met the honest farmer at the ) “Enter my hoss! 1ain't got no’ hossto enter nowhere.” “‘Don’t want to put either of your horses on the track?’ “No, sir.” Got a wheel of fortune or any such .fi;yuu want to set up?” aw!” “Then what are you driving in with the team and wagon for?" “Why, I've got a pun’kin here four feet highand alot of big corn and some o’ the best squashes in the whole country, and there’s a two-year-old steer tied be- hind the wagon that beats anything you ever see, I know." “That may all be, my friend, but this is no place for you. 1f you've gota horse you want to put on the track or any kind of a confidence game you might come in, but as it is, we have no room for you, Come, move on there, and give Colonel Toeweight a chance to drive in. Go and feed your garden truck to your big steer.” They Never, Never Do. Detroit Free Press: On one of them tel- ephone cirevits in the western part of the city, where four subscribers use the same line, one of them was called up the other day by a secord on a mutter of business. You say you paid §2 per yard?’ quer- ied the firs ““No, I didn’t say exact] *‘But my wife wints to know. the exact figure: 1 will the first time I see you,” “But why not now?" “Beeause Mrs, L., who is on the line, vs listening at her telephone to at the rest of us say, and my wife 1t want her to know."” *'Oh, that’s it. I thought you might be afraid of Mrs. B. That’s one of her t too, though 1 guess both of 'em are to-day. “Hold on there!” called a voice as the trumpets were lowered. “Iam Mrs, L and I want to tell both of you men that you state a dehiberate falsehood when You say 1 listen. You are no gentlomen, and my husband shall make you apulo- rize!" KHtXnd hold an some more?” called a soc- ond voice. “Iam Mrs, B., and any one who says I listen to other people’s talk has got to prove it in court! Make up your minds to hear from me!" Four trumpets were earefully lowered from four ears and hung up on four tele: phone boxes, and dgep’ silence broodea o'er the land. N4 ¥ An Autograph Album Victim, Linn Union, He w‘l:'iikell full long with the dictionary 0 o0 For a valiant wight was he: Nor bread, nor wine, no rest he took, Nor thoughtless revelreo For the maid with the comely nymplh-like Give me 0] And the languishing, melting eyio Had coaxed hiln o write i) her autograph book, And he mote not dare to decline. Ah, I’K':(hl well he strove with the dietionary 0 ) From dawn to dewy eve, P And from day to day no rest he took Nor songht no glad reprieve, deveral days he wrestled with the dictionary book, ‘Then foll like a lifeless stone— As his eorpse told well by its ghastly look That the dictionary book had thrown, His Conundium, Rambler: After Mr. Tooter Bareatone had pung Chasing Skeeters in the Dark’® {\lr Celluloid Dickey asked of the inter- tor William, ean you telt me why angels’ visits are like Chicago sew " “Idon't know, Richard,” replied the interlocutor, in his rich basso voice, “why are angel's visits like Chicago sewerst' “Because between.”’ The interlocutor heaved a sigh of great r, they are phew! and far | ter 1that Mr. La Down Where the nitude and annous Geetis would sing Sundwich Blooms.” Better Get Another Lawyer. Antonio law sed of horse ly guilty? jor, if 1 innocent what carthiy use would I have for awyer I'm so guilty that I reckon you had bet sot another lawyer to help you.” The Conrt Had a Fellow-F Texas Sifti Major prominent San Antonio mous for his long speech long they eause his clients to yet long sentences from the exasperated jury Recently Major Gassaway defended a murderer, and addressed” the jury off and on for the better part of two days, The jury gave the man imprisonment for life in the penitentiary, and they would have given ( way twice us much if they conld nave legally done so. When Judge Noonan, who was on the bench, asked the doomed man the usual ques tion as to his having objection to sentence being pronounced on him aecoraing to law, the latter replied think, your honor, that the time consumed by my at torney in addressing the jury ought to be deducted from my term of imprison ment.”” Judge Noonan said he thought 50 00, eling. Dividing the Estate, mbler: “Ah, yer on the ¢ d Iast nigh i responded the other; * attorney for his daughter and T'm just going up to see her.”’ “Indecd! Well, I'm the attorn his son. Can’t we muke a little thing out of this? Lawyer Skinner stroked his chin re- ively. I think we might,”" he said. “Dll ad vise Miss Richtield to contest the will. v for ome- I'1l teil her that her brother has no right to half the estate, and that 1f she will only o to court she might us well have it ;and Tl detend it for her r. " But suppose I am defeated?” “Then appeal it.” “Andif you're defeated “Why, Ill appeal 1t.” “Butwhen it gets to the highe ©0, well; we'll have the est sclves then, and we'll divide it.”’ BUFFALO BILL'S COYOTE CRY. court?” ¢ our- He Hears It in a Theatre Box and Recognizes an Old Friend. Chieago Herald: An incident oceurred at the Grand Opera house Friday which brought buck to the minds of the inter- ested parties a vivid recolleetion of times long gone by. Ina box, surrounded by y ends, sat Buftalo Bill. Two intending_to spend a t his home in’ North Platte d broken his j i cazo, to see his partner, N The first act of ““The Brook’ concluded, when, amid the Buftalo Bill noticed a : similar to the cry {0} scout to icd glance around the house, ¢ bore a look of mingled astonishment. ~ As his cyes box opposite him he saw a ing his hand to him, and in an de for the door. 't mistaken there’s a partner whom I haven't seen for twenty ?.-:m. Nobody but he knows that ery,” he remarked, as he hastily left the box Half an hour clapsed ere ho returned “I told you,” said he, ‘‘that nobody but Jim Geary hat ery. Who is Geary? Y , that ever ]‘i\'ml. ’65, 66 and '67, Jim ing dispatches between Fort H Fort Larned, a distance of 200 miles, and ‘twas a blood-red Indian country then, The Kiowas and the Comanches w the war-path. We were expected watch the country pretty closely, and many atime we had all-night rides for our ‘lives. Getting along toward tho end of hostilities, one night Jim and two others and myself started out to scour the country. We were hardly out of sight of camp before w were attacked b; of Kiow; There must have been about twenty of ‘em, and they haa been hiding behind the rocks. One of our companions fell at their first voll and we had barely emptied our Winchesters when the other extra man went down too, with a bullet inhis head. Then followed the most desperate fight on horseback 1t was ever my luck to indulge in. Our horses were of the best, and we gave them a chance to show all there was in them in the afternoon until 8 that n no sign of a rest. Kill any? can’t say just how many we did kill, for we didn't cut notches in our gunstocks in them da; Didn’t work for a record. The chances are that if that running fight hadn’t occurred there would be a few more Indians drawing rations from Uncle Sam. You see that scur?"’ drawing back a cuff which was linked with a buffalo head composed entirely of diamonds, “‘that’s the only scratch 1 got. while my old pard Jim, ¢ there, carries three tokens of the redskins’ desire to send him to the happy hunting grounds.” i R il e manted on more or less during the balance of the evening but Geary’s peculiar cry was heard no more. 'The latter is now a resi- dent of Kansus, where aprosperous gro- [e business and other speculations have brought him a fortune. Cody is the happy possessor of o cool half mil- lion, Last night the pair occupied at Hooley’s kindly placed at their Ruml by Manager Cleveland of the Mc Nish, Johnson & Sla which a party of tw to a number of intere of the parlors of the Bill lea immediately for North Platte, returning to bis show in two weeks. ——-— How Armour Sat Down on a Dude, Chicago Her Millionaire Armour has a pleasant om of buying a suit of clothes once a year for onch a his oflice employes. This year all but one of the boys visited a certain tailor on the bouth Side and were measured for suits ranging from $30 to $35. The exception was a dude, who scorned the selections m; by his colleagues. He wanted samething gorgeous and - tight-fitting, After pawing over the fashion plates of the tailor he finally selected a piece of roods which would cost $125 to build nto garments. When the tailor, a few weeks later made inquiries for the pur- pose of finding out whether this young man with such wsthetic taste was really 80 unfortunate as to have to work. “Is he at work in any of our depart- ments?” Mr. Armour asked, turning to one of his lieutenants. . “‘Yes; he works in the — room," was the reply. “Eh, eh; bas he drawn his money for this montht” “No, sir; not yet.” “Well, then, go get his salary and give itto me and tell bim I want'to see him &t once."” When the dude tripped up to the mil- llul}\un& the latter cleared his throat and said: “Young man, I like to have my clerks consider themselyes on an equal with one another. 1Inlooking over the tailor's bill I find that you rate yourself $900 higher than the ligures your colleagues rlnuo upon themselves.” As 1 see no angible proof of your great worth to this establishment, it gives me much satistac- tion to present to you your month's sal- ary together with my estimate of your value~your dfimmwx’ ~from my service, Remember 1'm an expert on hogs and kuow bow to salt them.” while his hope and of mine, UNDAY, . OCTOBER 10, MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINC. The Campaign of @encral Miles in Ari- zona and Its Results, The Apache Bloodhound Begged to Come In and Tendered a Pass to Florida Overestimated. awton's Services Fort Grast, Arizona, October 2, 1886 —(Correspondence of the Ber.)—In my lust I gave you the true inwardness of the Apache campaign and the inside history of Geronimo's surrender to Miles, or the army men have called it, Miles’ sur: rendor to Geronimo. The story is now, as [ predicted 1t would be, public prop erty. Noone here pretends, on General Miles himself, that ( or gave himself up until he ted his own torms from the army General not ¢ had ex ofli. Miies' report shows must show, that his famous cam: had absolutely nothing to do with the Apoch pture. Young Gate wood took two of Crook’s old scouts and went to hunt Geronimo, found him of course, promised him his life and a fi pass to Florida and brought him in without any more trouble than Crook wou'd bave had if the war department hadn't forbidden him to make terms with the wily Avache. “This is the long and short of the case. General Miles feels that he has blundered but feels worse to see the clouds of glory which he imagined were wreathing in halo over s head, disappearing under the sharp eriticism which he is reeeiving for sailing under false colors, Army officers thronghout the territory are greatly disgnsted over the inglorious closc of the Apache eampaign. They have obeyed ord without questioning their duty, although they knew from experience which diies “did not have, that the style of campaigning at first adopted would be without results. And now after all the hardship, the end less and fruitless scoutings. the elap-trap and nonsense about “heliographs” and frontier scouts, they have seen the cam- gn closed Crook offered the it slose it before evor down with his boasts and bragadocio, and on methods which Crook was forbidden to employ hecanse the wur rtment wished to - exam- ple” of the hostiles, As the truth comes out that there no necd of any ecam- at all, that Crawford virtually closed the war months ago and that ( onimo has been ing squat tag with the troops and chance to sur- render on terms of his own making, the army officers, worn out and tired with senseless work, are not slow about 8 king out their minds privately about the whole business. s who took him 1n charge just what I a great deal of ved cre r Geronimo’s sur- He had nothing whatever to do with it. Licutenant Gatewood with two scouts begged Geronimo to come in, promised him immunity from danger and secured the return of the whole Chincathana cavaleade, Tt i 1 here that Gatewood was highly incensed over the way in which his strategic move was nd for L it and atened (o “‘blow.” 1 Miles to the emes nd smoothed matters over by n wtewood aide de eamp the other ¢ and assigning Captain Lawton to the acting inspector generalship. The announcement of the apvomtments | ably reached you ral Miles’ friends here ceral Crook s out of {l i I donot know how that is, but he ecrtainly is not out of favor with the army ofticers of Arizona, if we except a cortain d tled eolonel who wiil never recov the shock he when Crool not pl mand for which he 7 vz Bl an an import untitted BARBARA'S MISTAKE, “Barbara, let us go aod walk by the iver to the bridge.” o, Licutenant Gresham: 1 cannot help that. The romantic walk by, the river was much too sentimental a place to suit the frame of mind she was in just now. Too many recollections clustered around it; meniories of the happy days when she and Mark had wandered there talked pretty nothings, swore friendship, and looked eternul lov day all this was changed. Mark put a strong c self, but o e angry. “Why did younot come to the ‘June bal’¥'"he asked, stiffly. **You promised me that you would come.” ©0, did I¥ 1 had forgotten all about it. Icould not haye gone,at any rate, for Dr. Guyon had made an engagement with mé for that day, and 1 could not haye broken it.” “But my engagement was made first,” “My dear hoy, don’t you know that an gement with a mah of Dr. Guyon's rior years, to say nothing of his su- jor accomplishments, must be p. mount?"” “Barbara,” ntrol upon him- snid he, wrathfull “do you care anything for that fellow “1¢ by ‘that fellow’ you mewn Dr. Guy- on, I tell you candidly I am very fond of him."” Do you mean to say then that you » nothing for me.” ven 8o, Then I shall say good-by. this, however; you have trud heart. You have been ply coquet admirably for one so little more experience and you will at- tawn perfection, But some time there will be a day of reckoning, and your life will feel the shudow of sorrow you have made me feel. “My prophetic cousin, good-by, If I ever repent you will never know ofmy repeutance.” 4 11 suddenly turned, caught her slignt figure in his strong grasp, kissed her pas- mur;ul'vl_y and strode down the wulk out of sight. +0 why did I not tell him that I could not go te is graduating ball_because 1 had no dress to wear! Then Mary Re ford said that he was devoted to a ' young Iady there and that every one said they were engaged. And Barbara Newman plays second fiddle to no one. Of course 'm thinks that I like that old Dr, Guyon, when I hate him." ; Mark Gresham sailed away to foreign parts. He flirted with English dames, danced with Spanish beauties, made love to girls whose bright eyes outshone the splendor of southern skies, and—0 woful tale!—he forgot Burbara Newman, Six years went by, aad he had orders to report himself at headquarters in Wushington. As he once more revisited the scenes of his youth he was_reminded of old times and of Burbara, The longer he thought of her the more intense grew s longing to see her. So one fine morn- ing he went in quest of his old love, hu found the place deserted and dreary. The folinge was miore dense, The sole occupant was an old man who had been in Mr. Newman's service for many years. He romembered Mr. Murk, as he called bim, and at once began to give an account of the past ye: 0 Miss Barbara had been gone some time. Her uncle had died, leaving ber the house Remember 1886, ~TWELVE PAGES. 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THE NEBRASKA CLOTHING COMPANY Cor. Douglas and 14th sts., Cmaha. WILL BEGIN IN A FEW DAYS THE GREAT ANKRUPT SALE THE ENTIRE STOCK OF GEO. LOUIS & COMPANY 1317 and 1319 Douglas Street, CONSISTING OF Furniture, Carpets and Stoves, Mirrors, Pictures, Glocks, Bronzes, And General Household Goods. AT 50 Cents ON THE DOLLAR 1317 and 1319 Douglas Street. sould to sell or rent the | she was already close by. As she sgw them B o e to live in thit | ho hesitatod, then awproachod. St fn- outiof-the-way place. 5o, as sho had to | olined her hoad as thoy lifted their hats Muke her own living i some way she | to show thoir respect. © o went away to lzncn;&ul her health had | Dark Gresham arose an 4 stood trans- failed and she had gone somewhere else, | ixed'as he watc od !ner %0 by. 5 the old man did not know where, Gresham seems rather struck. hy He went to the town in which she had | don't you go and wake her uequa ._mm(u, taught, but there he could learn nothing and tender our sind & wpathies for of her excepting that she had gone away l'“.f in lh-r'(’ly)!x g positiont " two years before, but where they diduot | I will,' said” Murk, prlomlglv an know. He spent the remainder of his off in the di i wlio b fyken. leave in his froitless quest, and was 18 leaning agais ~lu“|u.nlsl‘, Aivpu‘i obliged to ioin his slup Allscunsnlulr. . 1ng de :tclnl. As he drew near he raised The good ship ( lay at snchor i | his eap, She had thrown back her v ned nrm'lnnl in o start more contented and happy man. He is more sociable in his hubits, and'is 16 longer afraid to appear in public. He has begun the season ulrendy by going to the opera house two weekis in succession, Lust winter he persistently - refused to go to places of entertmnment, and ho huy probably not walked half & squarc out- side of the white house grounds. When going to New York he has always been carefully guarded on getting out” of his carriage at the depot, and he has been purticular to avoid u crowd. On Mon- day night I watched him at the th with his wife. Everybody watched them, and I may say that the audience w at all as consi good taste prol seemed more tented than 1 publie. The and the Mediterranean a, and a party of guy, gallant ofticers lounged and smoked on . The bombardment of Alex- andria was going on, and thousands of foreigners sought xn(ulf’ wherever they could, and about thirty had taken refuge under the American flag upon the G——, and were cordiully welcomed by the officers. Among them were two ladies (unusual visitors upon & man-of-war), an old lady, who was the very essence of discontent and ill-nature, and her com- panion, upon whom was yented all her wrath. y ‘Gresham,” said Lieutenant Walker, “Have you got n glimpse of the veiled lady yets” ; : t “No; I'm not mucle interested in ner. “Well, you would be if you had heard how that old Tartar was abusing ber this morning." 1, and as way he , but more f have before seen him walked out of the theater with tl v people, were just us much pressed upon the staivs, and had to wait some minutes in the street for their cure viage Mrs, Cleveland 1s having a soffening influence over the president, and she b ter control over him than some pohiticians who have tried to ence him could believe possible. politiciaus must feel envious to ses her bind hiw to her will. She is a woman of strong character, great persuusive force, and no little ambitien. She has wonder- —e ful composure in public, and earries heps The President After Marriage. f before a battery of eycs as if she exs (), Mark! Barbara, I felt sure it was you. I have been seeking you for many’ weary wonthg, and now that I have found iy dear girl T shall never let her glip away from me again."" “Mark, can you ever fo the cruel way in which I ty “Never mind--that is all shall never forgive myself for taking you | at your word” Can you not redcem yoir promises mude o long ago, and murry me?” “Yes,' she whispered ve me, after ted you?” stnow. I and its contents, but no mokey, and no one had been able to find out if he had anyor where he kept it iss Barbars - Philadelphia Telegraph: Married life | peeted to be looked at uud did not mind i 4058l aho 2 COIRE HON. b hraved” the prosident. He is & | it wuch. Yet she does uot pose. The caution came none 100 soon, for