Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 29, 1886, Page 11

OMAHA DAILY B ’””T \\ORI\ m Tm‘ \\“‘\ gin to know anything abont him, sir, and | you can't mow with a threshing ma THE MODEST MAID. ean make ont bills just as well asif they of the Raltimore & Ohio railroad, was mare 4 4 e | you shouldn't assert that you did chine,’" was the trinmphant reply. Uhtcago News. could see out of thiee eyes, jed at-Baitimore 1ast week to Miss Sophie - - — A Florida woman_ e killed a bear 1 Dannington. daughter o Wi E. Dun« Metamorphosed. with & long p Had {theen & mou Lo weddine presents were very The Ramb :‘ a w dy b Ve fainted, o nu and handsom Mr. I d\llmllfl She need to war songs, h 3 i r s law i 1 rier ond associates al | '8 1onel : |nhw_!\‘|n‘p rill soprano, e ! be o'ern 1 d \‘>{ A oyt Ia \ 1 JgTarer Tiifond. Sseoun SALVATION'S FIRE ESCAPE. | j, . Irrational; . And i1 A bathing suit arrayed & wil chnge i ' Yt tie i ! th haying G | Before the dnys of leagues and ere the pitcher " t She doth exhibit undismayed N OF I y bl 1 y The bridat . | Compelled the § : bbbk 1 hioh we t 1o wedding tour, The Smart Alexanden and the Base SOROT ¢ ONEVOR OF I d . . mbers deof t n will become & Ball Pad—sSome Tests of Friend- The man behind th g ¥ " t f t { ‘»”“' beer. ship and Wifely Comforters AW WO 8 oRieh 1] W Y 3 1 Washing- = Pointed Pavagraphs, tected d | o ¥ . ¢ \ressman Norwi he a I $ ' e, n 1 inning 1 » e % Three Sta of Base Bail A Varioty of Plensantrios in Proso and | YHE DARY, Rhyme. 1 recollect, before base ball became a pastime % | . by the soa v Tennes | She Wanted it Then, : | 1 \ a0 The Fire Escape, When madly rushing fe | 1 \ ot K tehardson " ,,‘,,‘ nose or closed i n Record: A little girl out at Alrms ; ty has od It o 1 for | lding 4 Maiden, who held with wine ortho ‘ v we carly in Septemt TIE PRESENT doxy to' the infantile theory of wi o 116 AT APaN ¢ i ! was married by Squire I'ne eateher or the present faces voll prayer is for, prayed thus the othe it tizon . | svilie, Ky, on T A and curving, night, “'O Lord, I want a white rabbit.” | b L T jteried the deale LR “\;H‘”H‘-‘“; wle an to all i scarcely cai vlaned beeause e finds [ She waited for 2 while tor developments Yes, an en 11l go home and tell my e NHNE Y ears, were ongag is simvle and patent to a I i ra pim SRR L SRCATD ATl SY The working unnerving wnd then repented he yer & little | g that 1 caught *e 1 may be & poor I Eseapes the e ! v nquarrel es: SESIHINEELIOVICIGASUM Although L'm no poit 1do beseech you AR 2 e ) vut I'm no liar Yor R od them while he was endeavoying to “Phis led me to think how many there are 1don’t like things conducive to an incom- | FAbbIt."" Arother nause for developments | Tuded that “they could That pass: through the world with a record Dlete anatomy. S RAROTE Ut ey R T Wit = of New iton, Conn Some wag turned Falls down the quite fair ntleman who now disports behind the | vigorous outburs 0 Lord, I wunta af New Brighton, Conn, Same wag turned WhHO W Jook for, but miss, when an end | o baterwiiow 0 B0 LT white rabbit and Twant it noty BEAR s T Al gneland the. poor farmer has been almost MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC. Vacation's 13nd, comes to all, s gnarded by an armor like a eashio ; B (RH L BANKTpE (1 consequence Tiye sumuier season's alimost gone, aniel Saved Hing exhibited in sig 4 o Her neck and arms supiemely white Tombstone dealer (to widow)—Would you | Verdi, the composer, yon his opera The days are growing cool Towin o smile. like the canse of your husband's death exs | <Iato,™ The ehildren are retuming home There's a massive hotel that looms wp from | Bnlbin treet | Should you enter its portals this lezend you'll | | mect Ripe appies ta Keep out of this water millin pache.” And, fluttering o s taint | nhon Uto a farm fenve a littie e eatl 5 [ $et b Ny Some fire escane at the end of the all, pillow . " bt L Althougly s mask gives Him a look whieh | Washington Critic: “Daniets There's the woman of fashion, all diamonds certainly s comical, “Yes, madam Y6t this g 8116 whom hone could pre inined e stone madam G Verd I time to g0 toschool ) for b bids b o investigatiof “w et this is she whom none could press o4 « v ¢ wetto to Verdi's mew opera of and lace, Nofoulin bids him make investigations in clenning out rooms, ote., P T doti & low-hecked ball-raom drass e Ao A T e e | T Jilrettn ¢ ! : : Wholias purehased a claim on salvation and astronomical. tory to finding places to hide away [ Al well, the reason you can guess propriate to engrave & counle of eucumbers t AW i S Therr sunburnt faces deeply tanned, e o L, 3 vitito i5 the style. o it if you will.—[New Y ork Sun, foKee Rankin will produce Clay Greene Show how el fun they've had, i 5, canned goods for the winter, 1 find in 1Lis the sty on it it you wi ¢ L el g v name's never mentioned at Char- THE FUTURE. RSN sl IS rendfil odi \ P wolden Gian _ hey re conning back retreshed for workes A 8 ; i one of the wardrobes this great heayy - readful odor in (his neighborhood.” e 5 . A . Rt R I N ity’s bail: And now. methinks, we shall behold the At e B il HONEY For THE LADIES marked Miugas, as they strolled up ¥ street Mile, Afmee has returned from Franee with il yet they don’tseen & Wil &he find'the eseape at the end of the hall? | cateher of futurity 3 sk i cpelitial Lot el skl oty ) t il o o P Camt e | her new inusieal comedy, “Marita,” by Sar & = Cavorting tound behind the bat in absolute | tops. Whose are they A frlond, with an fnvestigatory sniff, “Must | dou oW IS it not excending strange, And the miser whose life is devoted to gold, urity. “Ihe president’s, mudam Shawls with tinsel and colored stripes are | ho tiie had air tiat German band's been play- Mine. Emma Novada beeame nnexpectedly Ihat they should feel that way Though thousands niay sutfer In hunger and | 1is helmetand his brassets and his other | “Down in the log of one of them 1 find | inall tints. iz on the corner,” and they furned into the | indisposed in London kst Thursday. 1 is Tt they Should e to go to work Wittt i tieh Deatl 1 | win ”'”‘—w""";lwl ittt this black bottle with a high cork. What A New York Chinaman sells birds' nest | family entrance for a disinfectant agirl After two months™ of play i1 his gold be sufticient, when Death sends 11l most assuredly prevent all injuries cor- | 1 that fc sotip at 2 4 plate Wi eAINT L YBHE. MAHRRTe, R16s Mirgavet, Mathior lids seeotvsd: tio ARy Lt o i desetinn Lis call, woreal. ; Y X | A6 Y seRHE AL Ui o o hall® it Dot Ao RdeC i t Wide scwifs of India mull, edeed with face, | suddenly, as they were sitting on the piazza, | praise of the San - Franeisco erities for her Cin niueh surprised. ATen't you? To buy an cscape at the end of the hall WALt b, LD ol And m the other leg is an old pack of | are used as fichus, st o and et shaved, My face is as [ Juliet 3 And vet, now come to think of it, And tlie man who has hundreds at work in | Oh, happy will the eatelier be who plays base | cards wrapped in an- oileloth, Whose | - Watered silk and eamel’s hair are a fash- | rouzh asacow’s tongue, Ttellyou it feels | Vietoria Vokes will join her sister Rosi W ustd 1o feel 80 too. his mill, " ball in his age, ate they fonable combitic miortable to kave these littlo short | na's comedy forees duting her coming Amer o g Who are skives to his greed and bound down | For he cannot be damaged by the spinning | “ON! 1see. They are a pair left over [ Skirts of crocheted silk are worn over sur- | sty hittis all overa tellow's chin.© Miss De | jean tour. RELIGIOUS, by his wli i wmissile spherical by President Arthur, " ralt of contrasting color ysieralwiys, gushes when yaug Sprg; | Frederick Warde lns oo well soeorved ) 8, ot £ day ere’s justice Inless by some occurrence scarce less won- | “I'ianks, § ¢ o nidlc Ik gloyes are sl fdered | INS says anythin kuow it,” said she g the past kat the Windsor theatre, & . ‘ ont g day, if there’s justi sy some occurrenee searce less won Pnanks, Daniel'—from the adjomn | | Silk gloves are elaborately embroidered | GHINVAy. And then evervbody feaned for | Gy oy st weck at the Wi at grndsonsof Clurles, Wosley ana miracle. ing room. e whole length of the arm ward and ‘asked herail at onee how she knew [ Now S0 poken of | 10 10w cleraymen of the churel of Englands prssdic TR Danish cloth is shown with printed de- | it, but Miss De Puyster only blushed pain- [ Jehny Lind sdayiier, who ds SEoSeR 851" 0000 jiey pid $3.000 for the Protestant Then there's good Deacon Jones, who stands She Was Used To It, Enough Sald. signs as wellas in plain colors. fuilly and sai | they were horfid things, e rini iy marvelous volee, {s COMUE 10y fscopnl ehurel property 1n the City of well in the ehureh Detroit Free Press: “Lucy,” she said | &t paul Globe: He gotout of a box car. | Black ed with Chantilly lace are | In the days of member of a party of % Mexico, and now the same property has - & Lhat his cruditors eft years ago in the Jurch, | to the new girl whon_ el question ot cogerad with tiny gold spangles. miners straved away from his companions of $1,000.00), 50 great has beon the fns But whose ill-zotten giin is now cover forall: | wages had been settled, “there are times | oo s s i : : clvet bodices will be worn this auunn | and was destroved by wild beasts. The Will e find an escape at the end of the hall? | it liiibadiaomes) iy ing an ussassin to jump out from his se- | iy skirts of different material. triend upon whoin it devolved to “break the ' when my husband comes home in_a—n sbat HidinE DIHce ind 1) Yo kistad » Kiralfy has, besides his new premise: sondition.”” “Yea'm.” “Ina befuddled | ST0L o DCE NI nSShIL i, ho BPice Ribbon continues in high favor as an ac- | Bewszently™ to the bereaved varents showed Kiralfy has, besides nre s, And that saint, Brother Brown, who serves | ¢! it LVt A “(‘.‘ s} a policeman. Beckoning the Jatter 10 | wessory of day and evening drosses, Nimself equal to the oceasion by writing the | brought from e Alhambra, London, thirty God at his ease, condition m, aused DY | come down in the vicinity of the freight : ; : “Otello™ s written by Boito. A Brooklyn stock company is to shortly Build a casinio, for whicit $25,000 has already been contributed Looking in every direction as if expeet rincteentl annual convention of tha Men's Chiristian association and evans i { - Al churelies of New Hampshire will b following letter: Mister Smith Deer sur the | tWo of theiv best coryphees. B fiold in_Dover, N» I1., trom Septeniher 30 to Kiotes has ete your sun’s hed off ‘The comin tness | Oetober NBRSL GJohY, R Wil it b6 suto s Joux JoNES. | by way of novelties Massenet’s “Cid” and coast clear, and will it be saf Straw bonnets and hats of dark shades, the Rt - B! Nouzats M and “Korrigane,” for me to run to & hotel?' Tabtav bR CEUWIt VeIVEE WLl BB AYGRY LD g 5 from September 13U to 120 by the Advent A e Ay S O Tlia' policommi looked all abottand | oo nced + Will be worn late in Au“n‘u- .\nu’n ce. ‘_III\\“lvv”\mll"llh'.l‘lll‘ \mln‘ly\ll;li;., l\yl‘hf"vm_xllnvuh: Christian ;.-wm.nunl X\«'q‘vl.‘ -l‘h\:mnl-.lul There’s the Judge who in ermine sits hig gkl bl e il then answered the guestion in the aflirm BBl Bitl who! O her b ol (it iriswold and Miss Jennie Dickerson, are | ministers are expected to take part in- the There's the Judge who in erminesits high on |y SI0E N o piaces, and 1] v o TLleatiot I e Sl | el bold gl who will atlow ner best {iRnt thel ALt IRE 6 caining fame and money in London operatic | Sorvie With a sentence sovere for what Poverty's | Warrunt you l_”v‘:n.x \wh‘}'v i such s | cardd from sight as fastas his legs would | into a hammock. SEGS done, manner that he'll take me for th el T Gy S B IO RS 1B i \ v o i I 0 But for ginted transgressors has nothing at | of the house; don’t you let the befudd T ey s D i s L L LSO DO, Hhe hoita SELIO Tonubnlords rass arnowgs all} condition worry you us long us L remain, | qeked e SHSG an. referving { red and yollow. ey ps, low-crowned hats did not hide LI i elitile i) Will he tind an escape at the end of the hall? | yyn'um, ' ¥ asked a man of the policeman, referving | red and yellow. Yes I. weerowned hats that Hd not hide | that is not hard to do. nau. to the late occuvant of the car. Gauze fans in all colors are painte Wolg ictorsfront iy viows The e i — “No, " said the policeman bird and flower faneies, wnd the edze is eut ith wonder I sat stupetied, Bl 1o, Hie liotlelets, Swho SUMCTIN | || /v Ry He Was Talking About W HLL R D LTatE W th My out following the contour of the design. For they were silent, too. We hearken not to them, nor heeded their | Arkansaw Traveler: An Avkansaw | “Je's an umpire,” Phe Princess ot Waes s the Empress Ei prayer: justice of the peace who had just married genic of England, but her daushters would Shall We wish, when too late, for the moun- | 1 eouplo turntd to a man and AT NS R Bo piss wnster at Savatoga - Thei taste in o R F don’t belicve that the woman will love, i el b UiCesISii] o, Attentive to the play. added—the witches' kitchen. F wis ofticial report of the g And that fire-escape miss at the end ot the | (oo g obey him.” 1 don’t know," 2 IPelt bonnets and hats for autumn wear not nearly worn out when Irving elosed Jesuits, fately issued, this order is hall some one replied; “she seems to be a When the summer rain is pouring are already shown by the i Tie And then to think that I cowd see 10 visit Amieriea, 350 years old. has furnished 248 saints, ¢ heed then and listen; thy brother'sa | very aminble woman.” “I don't think ‘lhln‘\ln upon the eity bricks f)hq"‘\"‘x‘|:"ih;{:’\ :'\“ any gre from Il\uw T'was all in view The new score ul] »\\'\.\m 1" by \|n\~\>|lh 3 500 wartyrs, 13 popes, 60 cardinals, 4.000 and listens thy brother's aminble nn.l s ldon And the mercury is soaring iose worn during the simnmer. was sueh i surprise to is to be composed on erian prineiples. | avehbishops, 6,000 authors, and now nuibers DD, 3 she'is,” replied the justic “Why so Daily up to ninety-six. A girl may sing and niay dance Lscaree kiiew what (o v, ry havasiar to ba disEnEuishod by & typ: | 5500 missionutia T'hien render such help as with justice you | “Because she used to be my wife." % i on the piano way vlay abiielody, but no duetts, trios or chorus. | Lioutenant Governor Ames Massaohits an, - Vhen the editor is writing, 3ut she wou't siy astride of a fence very lon, They did not ehatter. Neither spoke— Je author of the libretto is o TR R YA Mot 11 kindnoss of spirit that he who rules all He Pinched the Wrong Limb, Writinie with his s e Lonee R I Db &y e el e uioHONC ARG SLUNTH setts, s donated o the Meworial Nt st May a firc-cseape place at the end of the hall Boston Globe: A fow evening, ago at o And the pesky tlies are biting i J oot i6T thought—but just the Wwoke The song which is sunw in the sccond aet | ehureh at Plymouth, Mass., - nell cast by Tt Ay ening, ag Al G A Tn style of eoitture the low-cotled Semigrant I thoueht—but just then 1 awoke, of *Mikado” on the arrivalof the gieai ru- | Paut Revere, and which wis. onee known at ———— L ~‘“|':""“"":_" vlvr"-').\m:\l; ardyherelor theyientelialiold. IWISC s For e moment wazine war With And found it ler. s suid to e wenuiine Japatieso son, | Boston as the “Linerty Bell,” it having been The Swinart Alexander, was seated between two ladic ne o Then tho fair and gentle malde the more stately fashion in hair-dressing which was very popular during the revolut | enstomary to ring it on the issuance of par- D AT oo .of | the ladies noticed that the reverend en Whighaoiieasd el il Khown as the “Josephine eoronct,’” fion of 153, don prociumations by ihe governor, AL tleman was somewhat abstracted in his Jliere the broeze with baln 15 laden, A girl looks well in a b apron, with i o < Mume. Modjeska is playing this week at | Rev. Dr. Lathrop, the Baptist church those smart A who travels on | yanner, and in a sotto voice asked him if Th nidreasiof Siowyilnwh sleeves volled upand her plump arms ba Tlie posit'on of captain in the Salvation | Denver, That enzagement ends her Cali- | at Stamford, Conn n2 offered his resig- his check and the inability of the public | he was not feeling well. The clergyman 2 dettly kneag mi_ a ‘ljm. h ot AIHU‘,‘]I. but she | Avmy is not always a sinner-cure, fonia “tour, ! om there she goes east to | nat u.‘Hl‘l“]mflwhnllbllu' I‘I|n~;-‘lv|m|. (;ung shanoo $20 bills for a olass of soda or | replied that he was somewhat alairmed Then to mountains, or to beach generally has the rolling-pin handy then, Sam Jones savs tiat a man who has more | rehease for the opening ot her season, al, Methodist, Universalist and 1kon l}»(!'-mln .;'ln” f]l I,,‘l.l of : (_-l o :\‘hluul HEUTTES L e Fly the bloated mill es: “Josephine,” said a lady to he sense than religion s o raseal, and one with | which begins the lastof October,at the Union whotic ehurehes hiave requested him to re- four tobies got on a Penn avenue car the | FoOUL R TGl VG WIS LT o) & Where no torrid heat ¢'er reaclies, Gyou bitye CEBKMLan otor i, | seo. more velizion than sense a fool, This would | square theatre, allit, which is one ot the most remarkable other and tendered the aforesaid §20 lmu'mnu }“" B e e Bl it Where they throw away their care madam, and hickily it just shak he | keep the majority of mankind teetering on | Goupod is at work wupon a picee for the | instanees of Christian unity and sympathy St e S G q K doz s the e leftout of the | the fence most of the time. stage founded on the story of “Abelard and | on record for his fare. Of course the conductor | the table, and there is not a particle of Bl tlie edltor poor Lalimw, ‘!"/_.v it wus the only one leftout of the o nee ime taze tounded on the story of “Abetard and Dog collars of beads of every deseription have pendants and epailets to correspond sens, understand, ma'nm, aud if he comes into 180 But has never a dollar for Poverty’s eall: the kitehen'and puts his arm around me Hie'lla fire-escape need at theendof e hall. | T'm- to—" *Retain your dignity. s Who gives largely to missions far over the n\vl’l:nin;:‘hn brain in the oftice.” *T | {iiin o said A camp meeting will be held at Aurora, i, In front of me they sat: cireles, b 7 re is a warm disenssion going on be- Thiey were attentive to the play: Ella Russell, o fair Ameriean debutante St taeen varions prominent Congresationalists concarning the theological tests submitived to candidates for missionary work under the : American board Edwin Booth’s enzagement at the Chicazo { *Phe Catholie Review states that the in- opera-house will _becin: on the 4th day | siinet of Catl faithtul to the trad of October. M, Booth s notbeen seen i | of the ehuteh, hie been always ant They were two maidens young and f Chicago for over five years where manifestly against the unehristian rite R e s Upon Trvine and Terry’sreturn to London | of cremation, no matter how specious the ar- And 1 beheld them sitting thire “Faust” will be resumed and o new seene | gunients in it favor., 3 it o s RO i i says o suel man as Noah ever | Heloise,” the loving monk and nun, 1tisto | The number of persons admitted to the could not change it and so he got his ride | feeling in it I'he lady told him - not to Lacking neeessary weaith, Something new in feminine locomoti existed, The misehiet he didn’t! After | be ina new formbetween opera and oratorio, | Presbyterian churches of the country free. This was repeated until the con- | be alarmed at all, as it was her leg he had Thoush Wis eyes and ehecks are yellow | 0 e Sennis strut” 1 §s quite gens | whom. then, was Noah Webster, the | with ehorus more prominent. than usual, but | year “onexamination” o1, ductor got tired of it, and after the """1“ pinching. | .“}“' 1‘")"“‘“"' immedi- With a liver out of health, crally adopted by the girls of the period, and | dictionary nian, named? Don’t Noah, solo parts. lmT sLimber in e bistor R R B ot b Tao s " | ately recovered his health. ADALE etk s st hat DI Rt it does not watter that it is undiguihed so | “Who held up Moses' hands while Joshua enevieve Ward returned from Furope by | andan inerease of f;'.‘i”“l‘ Ok ‘“I“lh l‘”’:‘ it ”,’““ 0 [‘“;(:“I he g il e acei Rl Joniz as it is fashjonable. fouht the. PhITiStesy asked the superim | the City of Richmond, and i il of enfhs- [ year. “Notwithstanding this determined to get even with the fellow A Wife's Experience. SHTI e an & A swall -table, round or square, ean be | tendent. “Hur and_ Aaron,” shouted the | 1sm eoncerning her coming season in *The By visiting the toll houses, and other Washington Hatchet: At a dinner And keops i« v e into a benutiful ornament by 1 bov. e Aaron,” softly correeted Queang ! ey Which is an Lu;‘uni.n ot 8 k 3 ipulator « party last winter the cool weather had the top with velver, plushor sating aud tack- | the new schoolina strong point ugene Seribe’s i San, n i B T b o e haNlagablo ity i Bupplying, oo . o in on Yibbons of Narious. colors With i | wis Erammar, sit Jonpersonates Si o the bell punch managed to scrape up [ CONS CONSILELDE LY S SUEIYING O Dirigible” Wives, erescents or stars at the cids. Sut where are the ni was the fext | onzh. $10.95 in' ponnios versation, when a plump, happy-1ool Tid-Bi LR K s B : ; ) : : B g s 9,90 in S, : SRR DAMD, id-Bits: “I saw a refercnce to a | wyes, I'm opposed to girls marryin’ furrin- v a Brooklyn minister List Sunday. | Madase Jadic has one back on her pre- ) ibers” conn Placing these in a little bucket he | married lady made o rems divigible balloon” in the paper, Fangle,” | ors.” stid old Mg, Sipes oo just that | The ehinees are, dear brother, that while you | yiously announced determination 1o retire cseand Japanese ehurehes, quictly Waited the apreranee ot liatvies| A “Surely,” said o lady opposite, | (L B 4 DOY, LONS Ontiosed to it That if s girls et mary | was propoundine the earnest’ question they | from the staze and has consented to return | inz been added during the past yeay. tim, Having posted the driver and o | ‘you nre not troubled with cold feet¥” | (5o VGRS manag £ | prople of theirown sex they needn’t marry | Were out on some flat and open Gield tiying | to the varieties nest season. Tn-September | are 630 pupils in their schools. Ihere are other intimate friends who happen: Amid an awful pause the Jady n I Ie O IGoRE 1 All, and that's all about it!” Y| to wax some other nin the popular diva of operetta goes ona pro [ also4 Chinese Sunday schools in Chicaga be on board. When the unsuspeeting | #nSWe¢ Yes, indeed. I am very 5 y ‘The superstitions believe that while 1 Mr. Lawson (continuing his conver- | fesstenal “tonr to Copenhagen, Stockholm A convention of representatives of psalm man with the plethoric pocketbook put | Mch troubled—but, tken, they are not et L se. ol tulh e thto) suds. sinsh e sation) : “And as [ came in, Mis. | Chiristinia, receiving £1,200 for’ fiftcen per- | singang. churehes is to be held in Holland in an appearance and promptly pro- | M3 own.” Her husband blushed searlet. S e n thios you are wearing . you will have bad | became convineed that. Mr. Bugging had ex- | formances. 3 j during the coming autumn, 'Hie churclies Rl R s e L i hers will ever be such things s divigible | fydic™Pis st necount” for the preference | perienced a elianze of heart.” Lsaw him | The great Milwaukee festival was finan- | i Ire otlnd and Aherica whto bea the conduietor pocketed the bill and. pro Disenchantment. wives S St of 0y Show Tor e prno, | Qg in the Sarden o bis bended Knces | cintly o wel as musiealty w suecess.” [Uwas | the e’ of Tetgrmed Freshyterian, havo D et s YR et hotel | No B ZBuseins was digeing worms fora | not eeessary to toueh the guarantee fund of inted ! ) e duced the little bucket, and amid the [ | oo Bodon Reord. Even Water Sometimes Has Its Uses, L, said Mrs. Lavygnuce, on the botel | Sinday fishing trip, and siie knew it. S170,000, 0l atter payment of all expenses a tion will not probably be' larwe, 1t will b arins of the speetators presented it to | 1€ took hor down to the beach with him i T e ST (o e eat e i Al sk | = Naw Orlonns icay) Lightning struck | smail balanee is expeeted to be in favor of the ctermined in support of the principles ! ) Bpe : O A Bulry BUMInGE ARV, Pittsburg Dispateh: Kentueky Col leader of them orchesiras 1o play that rleans Pieayune: Lightning strick b nnoelp el it PrOLthog) o A Enging chirees| st his customer, The young man looked | gy o mueh admired her rounded form onel—"Waiter, something to drin Ssympathy from Meddlcjohn”over again, 1t's | & liquor saloon inHouston i e RO S 0] Tt ol s S SonyanEloT retty cheap, and after fecling the | ’ o ol vite - f knocked seless the proprie 1k heavy this is satistactory., Mdlie, Lili Leh- I'lie journal of the centennial convention pretty cheap, and affer fecling the h In its fashionable array. Waiter—'Yos, sal; watah, sah sl an- awful favorite of mine and'your | knocked senseless the proprictor and kil afesiorin 3000, o 1 diocese of Delawars ki of the bucket thoughtfully got oft the car Kentucky Colonel—*Young man,I said | father’s, too customer who was waiting for drinks. iR Caoltal s i, e of the Bpleconal digcose ot Nelayaroie|pay AbH AR Ia B TaL S AT dCE AL DL A o0 | TTa nsked lier 20 o dri bath] v Colo sung wan, I sq Should b tertibie warn g, 1t toaches the | | When the Barnim eireus parade was about | the following ngures: Clergy, 24; parochla thalaond 5 R | Shiacomplleavathihis reanust; something to drink: Idon’t want to take Tosson that saloons, s well as chureh | 1o start at Madizon, Wis., last Thursday the | and missionary, 10: fotal, 453 parishes, 273 thoteontduatoritook Sthobilligromihish) FEBhe compl et ixeuusks oot o w bath,” ze are | (GO ol o provided with Tighthing | bonnet of a Mrs, Reiff, of that city, was rehos and clinpels, 38: baptisms, infanta; pookes and procoeded o fold it up | it wholhiie o ol ot Lo path-ho tistorigriotaondaveliouslittion ey rous, g blown into a panther's by the Wind, adults, 205 confirmed, 1623 communis nicely so that it would fit into a con- ¥ ' A Candidate for tho Museun O s Ao b £ol 0 Heal s onidat Not far from the city Tives u little boy po. | a0 while the lady stooned topick it up i | cans, present iumbor, 2283: Sunday sehiool venient corner of his pocketbook. Some Zaze or 1o U . 5 " s N panther seized herby the hair and planted | teachers and scholars, 3 total contribu, Teienutarapnli inooketbocle g caged on her Juan, lant e Toxas Siffings: “Vou say yon werein | Syedaivmnn iderias are iiling the places | fween fourand five years of age, A Short IR S D REARG RAE | eels H 1ing d uppet co 0f tho b Exclaiming: What's A during thowars! el by the (g sunimer stuffs, time azo a playmate of his died and his | ! h : i AL SRR TD his eye, and, as he examined it a little | This surely is not the maiden tha Union army during tho war#!" NOULLYIUIGHDID S U MO GEN s T her s anxtone. that. he should be T | gaved by tho keoper, but she w Young Men's Christian association work is closer, 'his jaw dropped about a foot “That cate down in the boat with me! wYes, sir; L was at Gettysburg, ey Il (R B T £ pressed with the solemnity ot tie event, and | M€r home with a badly mangled making greal progres £, tiiere are now The vill was of the genus denominated i At Gettysburgy Well, I suppose you | “Princess of Wales” blue is perhaps the | PHSSEo WG Hie VeI o Las gone to Mary Anderson, who has spent some days | ninety association buildings in the United e DL avarot $ha gonus. i i have written a_magazine article about | most popular ‘of all colors justnow. =~ The | phe sabd o b Sear Lt =2 has gote to 4 SIS GEGLTR N e comnitry, England, | States amd Canada, and the net value of as- by the sporting fraternity as ‘' The Right Position for a Kiss, the mistakes of the battley” niversal becomingness of " this partienar | 4R, J ey $ "L is now locatéd at the Derwentivaier hote soctation property I'he young man had also been laying for Boston Globe: Mrs. De Blank—"There “No, sir, I I tone in blue renders it an unusual favorite, | £ Rev, Mr. Unity was quite liberal, but so | Portinseale, on the margin of the Queen of | associations own librarie 272,624 volumes, the conductor. now, John, just read that and maybe “Why, my doar sir, yon needn’t beg, | then it is never obtrusive, it does not | RO ity vas auite Tiberaly but so 1 e Cakes, & mile from Keswick, the metro- | worth 825165 441 reading rooms, with & 1, JUsLiE0 i 3 \ i % in silk or allw abries, and it iy [ absent-mmded. AT Npe g D R GSOE e Tuke country. Miss Anderson | total daily average attendance of 24557 are i will throw away that horrid cig You are the only soldicr living who has ; ; whist party, whon Miss Mabel'said to him: | Rolis et tha luke country. Als Andarson | total datly avoras J 031 0 De Blark ~Read wh IS0 o Al TR g e relicved inowhite, eream, ecru, or [ Whistpariy, whon Aliss Sabel said 1o him: 1 o 1o the lnkes by the aiviee of her physi- | reported: 151 associations veport evniasiuims Resemblances, T Ao, I\ hotiwsliten) an uitlolefion ““ subject | red in certain shade o ; e e e ooty | clan, to seeure compicte rest after her very | and othor means of physiol eultnre, such as Boston News: Licutenant George | the yeeit ; . Amembor of | Why, mun_alive, yor sk, you | Pean de bete is the new plush, in close g totake s linnd ¢ uy partner. s S T e T T T LY T SO0 S b dobote I the hew pitish, In close 1o | 3 Uity wakes up with a start, and by MR R NG Sananeny, S800 I wnget £100 1 week in o museum semblanee to the pelts of wild animals, that ve not " Taborious season lately conciuded rowing, base ball, andouting elubs, bowling reeent W v i it i Btrauss I8 At work ow | alley. cle, and 502 report 665 bible classes, thoro wae o talk about personal rosom: | g Kissed gy 1 NaTbRALIODIoBIT [olisclingiey thenediin rliore; “Country parson (to city visitor): “Didn’t 1 T Selinitzer, the author of the “Gypsy | 7403 15 inen are devoting tholr whole Horeusn s ; huxnphu_lhml nay all be, e 1 is it piuah in “taiution of dhe | wildeat, | Countey nataon (10 ety villonj, “Dldwed v Strauss i said to eompos in avery | {fme fo the work ns goneril seerctarios, e also amece thing for u woman' 1o keep | White woodehnicks have been seen s | 100sely draped Toops of® brown ribbon ar 3 ghigl St o-dny i) bilons down his ideas on [ librarians, ana gy structors. YWoll! I have been daken for Bis- | her mouth in the right position to S| it ”“‘,h‘"l.l'::’mhflm""‘:f“I,",’",'d ¢en S | wrranged in front, while at the right side, | “Yes, and If you will beliove it It was tho Dicce of puper Iying near him, and not | Thereare’ 1,066 associations in the country, marck, in Borlin,” said 8 German gon- | kiasad o L} L i ol falling over the tirmed up brimis & eluster | first tme that Tean remember when Ldidiit | {5 FEEE S TR E0EE EE Bk SEE A | including the college, railroad, German, col® 9 ) a rman - gen- | kissod. ST PN - . x 3 Y ) (requently reful ! [mAre issed.” i An eagle near Chambersburg, Pa., recently | of bigin phimes. 0 to slecp before the sermon was half ove O 1o s ke, L8 cavolul 1 orod and-Indiat branches, A eman, PO T TSty I'he right position tried 1o carry off a boy, but the youngster Tt ¢ new handsomely-colored | COuntry parson: “Indeed !but 1 am afr R it t bear traces of her ) rent expenses of these thousand societios _“Aussi, of a time in Paris, I was, as the |y, RYKG wiis o0 heavy. “Tho lad’s face aud clothing | o1 the Hst of new’ Banestmelvzeolored | vou are tiyime to flatter me.” "City visitor; | Whether they do hot bear traces of her hus- | 00 JER0er There e resembled,” suid a teacher of French, ¥ He Had a Good Job Already, A resident of Trebein, 0, owns & masto- | Pt Kensineton embroiderios, s | COUDLEY parson, “Oh ! . the Mapleson benefit. recently the stage of | b7 i 41 in Holland, 5 in “That's' nothing,” said Gearge: " *“s | Monongaheln City Republican: The | 401 tooth which is fudrtéen'inchies loog, ten | yiiyios"ire mostiy eniployed for the skirt, | = First Minister—Well, there doesn’t seem to | Py ane theater prosented the appear- | 1Russia, 2in China, 5 i Japan, 6 in Indla, 13 follow came up and slapped me on the [ v ORGHERACR TEYEORUBTGNR AR | inches broad, and_ twenfy-seven tnelies Tn | WS bodiee, (unie and siceves are of | bo much money coming in-atwy cnurch for | e of adovely flower-arden, — One of the | b Afiica, 14 in Ausiralia, ete, 0 I vs tell a good story on Chaplain M. | inches broad, amd tweniy-seren I | ¥ ) o THLoN ) D I Y GG ¥ buck, rigt on Tremontstroet the other | Poys ol good story on Chaplain Me- | ciieimferencd and weighs” thirween pounds. | Maht eachmere, with (riminhigs of the sirips, | the heathen nwadays. Second Minister—No, | finest oerings w i A e day, and cried out—'Great Ciwsar! Isthat | . e nerf R Ui _lu,.{m' T P A curious specimen in the shapeof a double | The tunie iy lonz and ample; concealing a | hor ih mine eithy First Minister—It it | saiis of whiein wers made of ferns; and M N TI 3 AT you'" FOURGEASL BUDUBY AIOIN00] th afew | gpnie 15 exhibited at Huntington, Ind. It | greater portion of the skirt, but Invariably | Wasn’ta game of chance 1'd propose having | Mapleson hunded to Patti o gigantic basket EDUCATIONAL, tracts and many good words he was dis- | has two distinet ends and two blossom ends, | draped Soas to reveal the stripes on Dol | o basebail game oné day every weels for that | o \oses, - A- e wicker tripod of fHowers o pensing counsel and advice By chan though it has grown firmly together as one | sides of the skirt. object, to be divided among our missions. | waus ulso eonspicuons amongst the floral of- A school history of Ohio will be compiled The Aur herency. ho came upon a Hungarian, who was em- | apule, CMu can’t see you,” sald a Cass avenue | Second Minister—Game ot chance! Humph, | ferings, The number of diiferent bouquets | by a Columbus professor. The Judge: The Troy Telegram finds | Ployed in digging trenchs for the gas Oune of General Sheridan’s old scouts has | givl of ten, as o peddier aseended the front | 1t IS0t We can beat you any day inthe | qyd the v y shape exhibited in their Sarah Winnemucea, the Indiun princess, Is that the telephone has a tendency to | Pipes around “the mp. The chap shown a Ingering affeetion for his former | Stops, 1% sho at home? “Yos, sir, but | Week- artistic designs were also noteworthy, fluent I tive languages, but three of theny DA AR Weo ey 0 [ Wk mmander by shippim the wildest Kind of | sie's very busy,” Wil you, ask hier t6 step | A ministerof a certain ehureh in Logan, T, |~ A vecont letter from Rio Dei Janeiro says: | are Pinte dialeets. ™ The others are Spanisih & cngo In point s L “Are you a ehristian, my friend?" Rocky mountain wild cat to General Backus | to the door”’ . siri she's up stairs try- | When about to ascend to the pulpit 0 bein | witho fsrazitians have become mdiffereni to | and English S b lam M. Bvartst What | “Na, o mo Hungn, ' - at San Franeisco with arequest to deliver the | ing on her bathing suit before the big | the services last Sunday evening, left hisfine | aljrements of Saral Bernhardtsinee she | Women, it is well known, are_excluded pol thero, Wilham M. Evarts ha “Don't you wish t join the arniy of the | Prety token, min sizets it on she's going to | Sk wedding hat upon the front seat. What | jiopsewhipped o lady member of hercoms | from the’ eolleses and universities of the ubgut the silver question T A P| A ben bulonging o Jonatian Scott of | pose s s consternation, while wouiehie s | pany. iishnoss at e thentre’ hns fulleu ot | Gevnan Empire, Both men aind women Loy ‘ L U L ek o o | Parma. Mich.. made her nest at the branches | the s 1510 be common | €X1 10 see one of those over-dressed sivlish, | ayd to” add to Bernhardts troubles, the with dorision and disdain upon the giel “What do you think of the silver sit Nu, nu; me got a good job now, a willow tree, fifteen fect from the ground. | we're goinz out in the country 10 Unele Wil- | ladics enter, walk up the aisle, and, facing | yoliee have been instrueted to pravent | aspirant to aeademical honovs, tion?" thanka, B was allowed to keop fifteen nd in | Han's, Please goaway and don’t disturd the | the pulpit, sit down’ square and her departure from Rio without a passport in | e two colleges of the Baptist denominae “Hoy 1 i e o conrso of time she commenced setting, | poses.” e B ot Tho masyater | comsequonen of the doeal nunglstrte haviui | vion tn Towa, om0 at. Telin nd tho other Panso, parkable Youth, After three weaks of close application she Combinations of materinls will be quite as [ oI i down jo elose ot the service! | heen publicly insulted by the eceentric Dona | 1) Moines, hnve just been consolidated into Al : ) e & J EsaLle. 3.0 Seh ARG, A1 Bt nist have been a trying ordeal, bl (ho | Sor YHis proceedine it “YPand that dinner to-night, Willlam#” Have you any offspring® inquived | flow down trom her lofty nest and twelve | el worn as ever this full, and there s now | [ IUsERive been a ey Lol 1 | ol This pre 1<y cause the one, the school at Pella being reinoved to Des “You bot. ! R Wil ko, " lang.hmirade passongor | AWISKs came tumbling after, Bardiy u fabric in the market that has not | Hero sontinued his semion without betraying | germuoch ineon venieiee Motion o clianga will take oot at Lia e R e e by hia [ Asy Stydor, of Catiskill, N, ¥, owned | some other provided to blend witih it, "here | ISR NEIRHGE RENEIE 1 o | Herr Niowanu, the tamots Geran tenor, | beginning of the new sehool horofore lio t by oug = haie which crew amazingly fat, Ifs rapid in- | is noset yule to govern these combinations, nong the many - laughable stories tol has been engiged for the nest season al the Mo tube of tho ek other eur, 4 st ot was the polite roply, n | €eas0 o adipose tissue atracted the atten- | but wstadly i pidin: fabrie’ i more becoming | the e Dr Kemper ot Nashota, Wis, £ the | New'Yavic Metropolitan Opera house, * Nio: coThotiiba ok dio groat Lisks fal Toisie, RNG, The Telgram is undoubtedly right. An- Oh, yes, was the polite roplyy "n | qion of the neighbors, amon them Dr. Bo- | forthe walsvand sleeves unless the tigured | following: On his way home to dinner ono | yann is without a vival as Tannhauser and [ Wi the enormons speatroscope attaabed, other cuse in point k ) son." ) oo, | ardus, who told Asa thiat thie oz had'drop- | goods used in conjunction is of small design |y, mecting one of the divinity studonts, Tristan, besides being noted foradmiraole | e extromo. longth of the nstrunens will Hollo, Graver Clovoland! What do Ab, indeed Doces he use tobaceo? sy and then tapped it Sixty- o gallons | oF is manaved very judicionsly in the eutting, | he cordially invited the young man to ac ork in SLohengrin,® “Siegfried,” “Die {ypovoach sixty-five feet. The only novel you think of Garland?” “Never touches itin any form.” wes flowed from the tapping, and the | Another convenient and economical fashion | company him, adding that he did not know | Walkure," ¢ Wagner bids fair to be ve- | Fodture in the plans of the observatory is the Ty har AT AR A 'm glud to hear thut. “Tobacco is | hos diminished i size quite asTastas it had | which will contiuue in “popularicy, will | e feie would b e fo ot | WG st | presonted ot the Mettonolitan wext svason | wie ot hydvanlio nower to' ralsn and lower 3 8 Onatrortklya 28 ho indy neTeRse o Cthe wearing of a velvet jacket | Hon was accepted, and fnmediately upo at least s aperas, the five alren ity : do creby obyiating PARNR == aonen P B, Pothe indy o o depostt of oyster shetls. at Dame | Mith - SKINE"I0F % Contrusting i | belne seatodat tablo o doctor comnonced | gl Thionst. ranuiserorWatkura | W dowrof o do bt None o' that now. What about | spirituous liquors M L £0 Gepoah IOF BMOLS s | SNl 16 18 3miat! all eesential 4l a earving a boiled ham that was doing duty for | £ axd aud O Rohansrin e by | HecomILy Of A OU IR Bl A liaintain (3o 0ttt e “Never tastod a drop in his life.” iscotta, Me,. Is being removed, “Lhe Port- | terial, b I8 inot all essentlal that e I‘\‘-l the second or third. e, “Why, iy ¢ M - Fohen, T Professor Rudolt Virenow, the learned s i 4 b | A b g and Transcript spi r of the wal says | should ente; ), ronstrnetion of the ¢ second ol ‘ . ¥y Iy de: o is ool Fl'rista i s - St floyy” Excoliont, Stay out nights? I e e D b o oyl S48 | SKEEL Tor thin partion of 1he_costiie may be | exclamed his wite i surprise, *you have | B} "The siows that Mt Ca surgean nud physicist, has latoly propared Pause, “ Nover thinks” of going out | sione tools and inman bones have been *dis- | of onle and often two materials bearing no vo- | forentten sqmething, - You have Dot skl Uthe ballet at (his lowse makes cor- | 30006 Ihichoating bibles cooming the tolog WI'he boys are going a-fishing. C e snp; ' YT I iaetl fonnd folrias atio eyver to the velvet basque. Black, he blessing, *Yes, jave, 100, bluflly mproyement in this department, | 2F the iitit, eyeSsand skitl AMONL Lhe arailhe boys gro going wfishng. Como | aitgr s .\ el ploasodd to know this, | Soraist, Sl have been found 'Sourteen auan wiatrkido e velvel Lasque. iaos T e B RIREC AL SRR scond i, Siilin Sovon iindred All right. You furnish the bait.” s i son Is u remarkable young | common, One pair twelve fmehes lond and | shades of golden-brown velvet will be es- | Lord to bless this old hiam all I : CONNUBIALITIES, ang lithrolit toaand sl IR ATAEIN He must have turned the other two. e : X Alx luchien wide Las Upen found, sndit is poclally ohosen tor this purpose, e Pushaluck Tane atiffate e | Seaty fnohictanof ol Lo Tosih ol dpes , he’s not a young wan o's a | Setimated that the oysie iloh they con- S EAREMINT DIROM He Held the Wrong Cards, SWild West" Indian who eloped with a | €% aze. OF these 2 110,05--5L05 per eonte= houctle . ommiee two months' ol baby." ved would bave nearly filled & pint weas- PECPERMINT DROPS, ol o nan e OGS, A Newark, N, J., il d Dtz 10 (e DGR Ty, D308 5 14 05 pog ure Test of Frlendshin. - m— 5 - i o e S s Ohieaan ministor went ont o Montana | Chades Tl vt of tho i Saldior s | 6o the Bruelie, anil b0 k15 hoe _Detroit Free Pr You s: con. | How She Gog O an Old Chesthut, According to the 145t Israelitish Annual, Why do suniner psnsies pale to look up a business opening but soon [ fiborted as to aoiily martied to Flora o gh a8 o tinued the lawyer in- the cross-oxamina- |~ Nashvillo Journal: My dear,” suid a | the number of Jows in the world at present | Why are old-tine statesmen played, vetarned with an empty poeket-book and | Wali. & mewber of his company, e eitie nmber are in e latber eategory " : A 5 W H " trian-Hungary, 65.0003iu Gallicla, (35,000 8 » soon, " suid his fathe weel:s, 10 Ameriea Wl Sclenee associatio What réason have you to believe t [ don’t know, why? (imsiungany Mehiaiil tatus, G0 o |15, ‘Woll, 1 feel somewhat that wiy my- | Partsian brides are disearding (he Dogins o live days’ session 4l Saratoga S he i& your friend ' “Bacanse she i5no mora and my theesh- | uatwithebanding all tho fose that Al Lec Phere is a vast fortune in store forthe man | gopp B e i pading the oSt | tenber 6. *“Fho progrmme this vear ipeludes Wo have associated togother for ten | ing mavhine is no mower.” o | montmakes about thew iu his “Jow Franee,” | Mo will tuvent an automatic campaian die | “Si)iqn'g you strike n business ehance { whicli el,velops e figure with deticato cloud | 3% omening addios by Carcoll D, Wrihty are. b o hat is @ good one,” said the lady, | only 65,00, et kind to ask @ voluntoer who served | O there that you could take advint liice elfct BN 8 the Ao i, g hqILAS “Well ! .. and I must go and sce it Mrs. Pikvust - e K1 G A8k & YERIMOOY Who Sarked. | ofgw Jennie Winston, who lately obtained a di- ¢ T8N0 SIS GG I catlogon “Wo never hud o word of dispute, AL £ WaEN the liver aud kidueys are dis- | res months during the rebel Abldior 1o I struck plenty of chances, but the | yorce irom her s, fs reported as about 1005 SEETLE™ D) which Novelist Cabials We When she saw Mrs, Pikrust the lady | ordered the bowels become inactive b b fact is, tather, I never held the right kind re-ohior e matrimanial spese at dlord « 10 tal 1: an address by D “lave always found bim fair and | sald tain the badly digosted. food from the | echllsword ls illed with men whose enter | G5 oty ANIEE W P EIERS R ADNCILIR 1o Aa bl Adiook 1 e aiwe . alr 2 sal 4 adly digested food from the | accupation is parting their hair and arrang- | ©f & hand to take advantage of them. Can SQUATQ. John has told me suc 0od conun- | stomach, and obsorh deleterious mautter, " ud, Ure Vitus Mimasot Coan, of New York, on T I 1 you let me have about $53¢ Miss Van Veenten of Albany, who was at 1 \Watars ab honte uid abroad = and y s “That may bo, but did you ever ask | drum. It s this: ‘Why i3 my grand- | which by thus poisoning the blood gives | - Buers % o0 for (e sea serpent —— D i csared O gtig Wisipess Of | ou “Hoxcottars and the Iawe" by & bim 10 back 3 noto ut the bauk for your" | mother like threshing niackines rise to other scrious derangement. " Use | dead or alive, but we fancy that he would | The largest eraduating cluss ever racorded | Sept. 5 Ruinor how lins it that sh6 will 6o, | acan, of New Haven, and No, sir A ’ Mrs. Pikrust did not know. H. McLean's Liver snd Kidney | prefer to recdive it dead is that turned out this season by Chautauqua, | cone Mrs. Justice Gray [ thonssy tev. Thew you don't know him—don't be- “Beeause my grandmother is dead uad The best piano tuners are blind. But they | Which numbers 4,000 meubers. Mi. Bradiord Dunhaw, general wanager ‘ u‘m»n.) . -~