Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 1, 1886, Page 9

") g (l THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: § . —— oI THE GREAT PROCESSION MOVING TOWARD THE OFFICE OF THE==— | REALESTATE and TRUST COMPANY Southwest Gorner 15th and Farnam Streets, { W here meoney i= rmade in alrmeost vnlirmited amounts in thhe purchase of xeal estate 1 Mzr Mayrne is no~ww offerings sorme of thhe clhicicest rropertsr ever shown in Cxnalha., IVo- i Vamere CaXl thiere 0o LTOULIACl Sty pProreitsr 1o cormnpare <vritia | i Located one mile from the postoffice on Leavenworth street. This property has been upon the market just one week ! C and during that short space of time, nearly one third of it has beensold. There is nodoubt that all the lots in this : 5 addition will be closed out within the next three weeks. If you want a rare bargain do not fail to secure a lot in Mayne Place. £ nother beautiful addition offered by Mr. Mayne, is [ Located in the northwest part of the city. In this addition large numbsars of beautiful residences are being con~ O R C H A RD H I I structed, and, in fact. it is now enjoying & boom not equalled in any other part of the city. The finest acre property to be found in the city is “Newport,” just west of Ft. Omaha. When you stop to think that you can buy an acre of this beautiful property for $300, you will see that it is a safe and rapid way of making money. M At the Office of the C. E. Mayne Real Estate and Trust Co. can always be found the Choicest Business and Residence Property, on the Easiest Possible Terms. Also a large lot of property for rent, A complete set of Abstracts kept in the office for public use. Catalogue and price list of Omaha Real Estate mailed free on application. Office open evenings until 9 o’clock. 3 \ i N 'SCLE | tn a ad by the sweat of | NO ELEPHANTS WANTE D. arge me amornin’ fer the use | SOME SIMILES. whor T never met afore.”” Much | THEINVENTOR OF THE LIFEBOAT: ME\ OF MULTH AXD lllS( o | the brows. Miller well understands that | av | complimentary was the old darky's | a second lost bears no_ interest. V - | The Present Condition of the Cari- | suggested that 10 cents an | Langnage Is Often a Slippery Thing to '! ¥ g;” l:l beza&){tliul} w;mg' 1Y | Struggles and Success of Joseph T | ble man 1o have in the United States sen- osity Market. | b be the proper fig ter Deal With. [ W\‘: i" rl‘m ‘:he: ‘“?;;r“o; ‘1 ol Francis—An Interesting The Windy Bobs and Pugilistic Jims on | al appearance Sepator | The elephant market is overstocked.” { ¥ empting to find out ) e N o cUilA of ithe |1 > 3 renat/ Al 0Old Man. 1l ne { DYy, d no doubt by | my;c i tne alarming statement made on going to @eiwith the CnnH ke : T SEe RN o Hrancie ho hocaae the Floor of Oongress. n to his business profession, | 1 e s hagmied amd tried to beat the | Past and the ] ire” is n Wit from a man Joseph Francis, who became famous as | that of grinding chi » pulp to make | Wed nesday by Dr. Oscar Kohn to arep” | Ttghan down, but Garmbaldi an unhappy — present. v | the inventor of the irst practical life-s: GOSSIP ABOUT POLITICAL BORES | brown paper. ased for wrap- | resentative of the New York a L\d it that way, and the des appines ; 1‘ng Dizxr‘:‘.n: “'h:‘;](/ \r\\;n‘;'s con, -‘?-s‘ ;;M { pingz up steaks | the doctor ought to know what he is talk- s figure. 0 one i vosed to recognize with a gold medal, | Ing ikened Miller unto a Ry e il b ut pops the mouse and | says th ow York Tribune, has lived for Tho Cobbs and Lairds and Ingalls and | amus dancing on a sl ing abou't. | He wont intojthe ‘::;‘l‘u*:il‘e 'the parlor. evens house in lower Miliers and Other Museum At- one of Ingalls’ | mess twenty-eight vears ago with : woman for money, a a cheerful old gentle- great and only Barnum, and has had | jp time not to | s very much i Za gray hair is smoothed tractions—The Bellows | didn’t mean anythi since then with every | s of the count’s profession. To be | d baiting it with your own his > ample brow, of Both Houses. | even if Miller did tw) yw and museum from Pori- | sure the animal looked a little hollow- | m d small im- necktie. Yon see it i e.,to Portland, Ore., and from | d and care worn, but in the main was g expression to s T 2 | tion | Sime :mdd wis g Erie to the Gult of Mexico. He | ing «11 .-.,}mm;.m AR ake & nian eloquent pale })r,ur ) ,-il\\l;m.]n be- NGTON, = e T ¥ dispos wished to | sati s »ffice in the old building at | inally, however, the 1talian termed a kind of b ¥ eyebrows and beam to ence of the Bee.]—Nebra t feel | give Miller boost, eh, | ihe south iz’fn‘.r of Broadwsy, and | got the better of his avaric | stope.” iy and everything with merty ly proud of her ng congress- | He did. round full :d to be & very busy man. that the monkey would not be | An editor us if he were on good terms n; he certainly has distinguishe: eporter first eniered the office and any more. This s | summed up § whole world. He “weags old- P £ bt In Dr. Kobn whether he nything a most depresamg _effect on 1 | full of woes, | broadcloth trouse an WS A Lol o Kook tad iosities, the doctor hung his therian _intellect To S | old-fashioned collur encircles his throat. equslly proud of her * B head in shame replied: *Tnere i though, and he p breathir all recollect how the Bath waters | H juietly and modestly, and many ttle side shows help to make the | clig nothing new ihe same old stor, ona’ of those been pot etuoclatedin Y ellpamind yith " hs Jiveed usil the cl scenes of congress mteresting to € Wears “How about wild anim ’ asked the le pec angels ! L v ns. 28 S| | nerce called the fact to e e ecidedly- attractive to | Student “whiskers which reminds | reporter, “are they ] workin; Language isa t cter was often | ¢ . and i‘lmk:u'nlln|.~”“l\\‘:m‘i‘« ’«J\\,-rur.r iy t'n:f‘; one of letting down the top blinds. Not | “Well,” was the : 1 good lion [ witk s0 EASHaRan (esle vl rable St Peacy BN | in the least English, you know, although | or tiger is always i | a | bow-legzed child; | inventor be fitly spoiling for a fight of some kind. You | he has a swaggering drawling ' gai promise’ 10 a pils of & ¢ Mr. Francfs began the study of life- e no idea how comforting it1s to us | his speech gives him away, so 1o sf racket aw saving methods when he read about ter- folks here in Washington to be assured ‘l! n:fngx "L: lbb!] ;h,-n, nor }-,Ardncr' e | ] rible W in hi»:r school d:i there are a few fighting men in congress, | Enickerbocker D put pure or the usc of the | ng lecturer’s y eleven years of age he made @ el ia i dpady D ated York e tal e is & by. there are more eleph All-a righ said the Italian | heap” wh 3 S5 A8 t with com ments in the and ospecialiy s it comforting and sooth- | pretty good sized fellow, larger than the | country than showmen know whattodo | At this the néw partners shook hands, | whole body of his argument on dece King Ludwig's Bedchamber. d stern, which be filled with blocks ing to the unprotected female who 100ks | common run of men, and he knowsit. | with. “Barnum has thirty of them up in | and ch took another pull ont of the | the following: *O, m: Correspondence London News: It is | of cork. He w de himselg upon the M. C. as her natural guardian. | Thinks s good deal 'of himself, and | Central park and he would be glad of an | can of beer which Dennis had warily | snowiest shirt-front divided into two parts by means of a | when he filled the bout h water, nnd Of course that's what they are here for, | measures people and things by that | opportunity to sell them. If you want | provided to lubricate negotiations. | aching e, the back part being | found that not only did it not sink bug to look after the people’s rights and | Standard. He may h one for you ata | Then Denms, in his mary loraly | the king’s bed stands on | ated with four men init. ¥t throw a protecting arm about the help- | 2100ng the divine sex, | manner, put his arm through the ap to which lead five broad | tirst real lifeboat built in the WA PIQIDOMNE T o “P" | but the senate pages don’t gat Jow sbout gira | and together they sauntered over to the | Plagiarists are a sy et, on which He mmproved upon this and less iunocents. They all make noise | his des ies about a sugared dish. | “Well, it's too bad about giraffes. The | back yard of the house where Dennis | who fileh the fruit th g are embroidered large golden suns. The | invention to the Massachusetts enough, but like pop-guns, don't go off | Takes a good deal of hard clapping on | poor fellows don’t live very long in this | d. cred, and then throw away or attempt to | bed is of guilt bronze, a work of art as | ¢'s institute and received s re- dangerously, and so it can be readilly un- | the part of Miller to bring one of these | 1f one of them should last for | “D'ye see thet ther pole, Garrys” in- | destroy the basker. | we meet it once in a lifeume, It is cov- | ward. It was the first bit of public en- 4 derstood how much we appreciate two | little ungodly rascals to bisdesk this | two years he would be a rare old | qured Dennis, pointing to & | It has been truly said that the abilit ered with a counterpane of g cloth !vum'_-:--mvl;'.lh:n the boy inventor had 3 such brave men as Cobb, of Indiana, and | 20t _Weather, and then they don't mind | bird.” I rememher when Barnum | fifteen feet ted by of man must fall short on one side or | embroidered in colors, the centre rep- | received, and then men of brains and Nobd of Webe: ’ <o) | playing truant on the way to swope a | first purchased four of them. He paid other, like too scanty & bla resenting King Louis XIV without hiswig | money became interested in him. In ka, and if the worst | fiy off of some kind old bald pate. The comes to the worst, as 1s often the case | sénate page standing 1n front of Mille: here at the national capital, we shall always looks two ways for Sunc emerald on his breast. a sapp! 1925 b r. The bed is surmounted by a | bers $10,000 apiece for them and they we In't very well help see- | are in bed; if you pull it upon your | alar; drowned whue on their way to New | ingit, and remarked that it was within | shouldes yon feave your feet bare; if | in his i, 3 . | Orleans. 1In those daysgiraffes were car- | the range on you thrust it down upon your feet, your | canopy of gold, with s high crown of | cork comy . have noble defenders in the above named | #5 it were, and in the most indifterent | ried about in glass cs They are very | _“D shoulders are uncovere o man, we | gold in the center and four enormous | When he gentlemen. It would be a pity not to re- | Banner possible takes the order, careful | delicate birds, but Barnum drives them | fen are told, who has not anything te st | bunches of white plumes at the four cor- | k e ey e e not to break his neck burrying. Miller | about the streets now just the same as | road thracks b arry of but his illustrious ancestors, i a | ners; from the canopy descend the cur- ip again instantly and right side elect these grand plug-uglies jsitors | is not the man to attiact the small boy to | though they were ele phants. the snap: Ear], ie mornin’ whin the | potato—the only good belon, to examine which a lover of art | up, men got into_it, but were at the capital no Jonger ask the guides to | flectionate e and re- *Where is the tattooed Greek?"’ coal trains beg in1 put the L.‘ g under ground will devote several weeks. The outside | unable to upset or sink it. He then took point out William Walter Phelps and n they can loc quare in th “He's stone blind, and is living in En munkey on the e brakesmin is A man at dinner in ev is ruby velvet embroidered in gold, so | the boat to Philade to exhibit it, but Tom Reed, but inquire about the fight- | f : 1he senate small boy never looks | land. He made a great deal of money | all out on iy to go up the | been likened to a conundrum; you t | that of the ground color scarcely any- | Englanc s the fi o order two boats ing gladiators and are willing to pay a Warner Miller square in molf:mv Miller | while here and hoarded it away. Oh, he | thristles. Ivery m son of them | tell whether he 15 a waiter or a guest. A | thing is seen; the insic covered from rn for service on the Canada dresses business-like , but his e greate: ‘m & Now flings two hree s coal at the | Ya o8 ppone op to b Orders tne ed i - i B Dot nha’ of thioee d;” ess-] his | the greatest of them all. Now I | flings two or thr of coul at the | Yankee, deseri opponent, | top to bottom rders tnen poured in for life. ade a lifeboat with air cham- the siden addition to the rtments of the bow and stern, unched it it struck the s b a shop fit—th, ms are not | can furmsh you tattooed men and girls | munkey. I've laid tin tops away in the | saia That m mount to & | —at first sigh tsof th me pattern, and be re- heroes of the forty-ninth congress. tly in the right place and at times the | j as fast as you want them can | cellar, and aivila wan o' thim's hit the | sum in arithmetic; sdd bhim up and | ture painter THE SENATE SIDE SHOWS t of his ¢ ceived orders from the emperors of Bra- st has the appearan: d F a for state barg you a wnole regiment of them if | munkey yet." there’s nothing to carry.”” An American | tuon the triumph of the n. s are also intercsting but of a more digni- :l”)‘"\!g 1o ch -u‘u.lusgly{pldu bl ‘u-' | ¥on want one.” —_—— \ eritic, in reviewing a poem, said: “‘The | skill. The center of the backgrour | Frageis continued his experhoents, and k York twitting Seustor Ingalls of Kansas | New Yorker, who was sitting beside mo | ™ he is down south on & farm. We | AThe thirty-fifth smnual meeting of the | have been measured with 8 yard-stick | of the Toom src entirely hung with | on s haweer This whe ds of o P about wearing s red necktie: just as | during Miller's attack upon Ingalls, in | can’t get her out for less than §600 s | American society for the advancement of sci- | gng others with a ten-toot pole | red vyelvet embroidered in gold, the | and when he found that it cuujdnm:iz! 4 though Ingalls hadn’t a right to wesr a | langusge more forcible than elegant, | week now.” s s PlisRakyo from o 18030 i An amusing illustration was given by a | children holding garlands of flowers | stand the banging on rocks and ledges ; red necktie. Conkling used to be very |V arner Millerisa born sss! Heean't | “What has become of O'Brien, the | 4"y o5 A ngeles, Cal,’ woman forty parent when asked by his boy, **‘What is | being so soiid that aTeal baby held to the | he set to work to build one of iron, snd 4 fond of red neckties sud red bandker- | DelP being & fool. Evrats has some | [rish giant, who married o giantéssin | gf soils nei and végetables to procure the | Bnderstood by experimental and natural | wall cannot stand out from it more | got & patent on his successful invention | chiefs and he Jooked swful pretty in | Dr%iRS: therefore tho bigger fool he | Pittsburg? 4 means With wiich g5 educate hereelf 15 | philosophyt” The answer was, ‘A& any | boldly thun do these works of t 3 He tried 10 get_the secretary of il 3 b prosy makes of bimself sometim *“The giantess gave birth to s young | music. T one wants to borrow money, thaf I8 ex- | On one side of the bed, within the space | the treasury to take &n interest in the in- ter aro doing well, and the old man is § A . - , own welfare this r ob the Pacitie coast. | knocks him down, that is natural philos as well as quality of brain, and the sight | The diflerence between Miller feeling pretty well himself.’ Over twenty applications have been made | ophy.”’ Curious and comical illostiations of Ingull's red necktie infuriates him and | Evarts is that the senate is twice 100 Then the doctor talked of the other | for eash school in Slano county, California, | seem natural to many children. A little sets bim to Ml{“'mghh "x\m“ lns?lls arge f K]fi}ux-ye he lacks the power to | old familiar freaks which bad graced the | ‘-vrw date. P | girl, suffering from the mumps, declared can twit on fucts as well as any other | fill it iller is twice too large for the | - : The country is becoming rich in schools | ghe felt as ugh eadache had slipx fellow in that senate, snd he just let | senate; it can't fill him." *Misapp| e OB 10 fime. Bome of | and colleges.. Publle OpIBich (Washingtan) | S jass poks & headache had slipped drive at Miller on bis color, the coloriug | grestness,” 1 modestly remarked. | gry bor the majoris of hom cat. | MEUTes out that the distinciively selentific | 3rother youn alloding to & man be, Miller, uses in bis butier to make it | ~Evart’s expects tc ¥ 20 JUSIONT % thoth 650 08 Fachey ies of gr [ washing stand, ‘s tall mirror in gold | more encoursgement than if. his “new- abesquies, the table of marble supported | f; ed contrivance” was found success- ilt bronze figures—the basin, ewer | a wreck on the New Jersey coast \en vases in gilt $hronze of & size ernnent wouid then look into it. would astonish ey was not disheartened, but took auty tnat it is impossible t to the Jersey coast and waited other side of the bed is the stranding of the British ship Ayr- ert’’ | be the paxt nomines 3 Dumber (; manual schools, £2; | & oux : of the e , ol tered over the country. cal ©o) 5: imstitutions fos whose neck was a series of g rolls of |up by & prayer stool in shire in storm on Jan, 12, 1 fell 'w"' WAy Ingalls talked about | for the presidenc said, “aud is s el oo, e Wemiutions for G | SOU86, man’s got & double chin on | gold-embroidered velvet, the She had > on board, and’ after fr that * . OORE . ipade fun for the | posing to that efiect. It would takea | (. mr——— There are 370 upiversities and colleges I | the back of his neck.” A little three- | ground filed by a St. M | in colors, | the life-savers had secured & huwser o alleries. You see Miller has & furm of | strouger electric force than that mun pos- | His Coal was Delivered at Ris Door. | tie United States, with G482 stdentcin ar | year-oid. in admiring her baby brother | of such gplendid workm at the | her the life was gent out. Its first 15 own out in York State and loses no | sesses to send the presidentia tning Buffalo Express: Dennis Reagan is now | tendance. | {s said to hav got a y the miniature | 1 | trip brought five persons to the shore. opportunity to turn an Lonest peuny on | in that direction.” “Will New York re- | liv 0 a fiat which overlooks the Lac iglature of Oble has provided for | voiled head, like papa J | stitohes were work = Lore. his garden sass and things as well a5 the . N hn " g | Within the ne o hours everybo .- “Not by s good | awannu tracks. Across the street ‘ s was I IGh the. Boach, fillers" ent of an industrial school for alk surious similes--amon e the prayer stool | save one man was lsnded. on th - few pounds of butter he takes to the | There is a smouldering ready | au Italian noblewan in reduced | the edueation of the l'zud in that state. It is .‘,?J{‘r,t;'ag ‘i',f.‘ljl vt, 211 ](j’L,J‘:‘ ..‘gffifi r \\.x‘n u“ py of Ra- | lh‘ 5 ‘x’““ - h“Qum .mlj' u:] "l- bl.":i country store in exchange for tea, coffee. | to burst out for Conkling: be is our next 0 ekes out his poor e Dot o take the place of the asylum in which | Telooman or Telinga. so rough i proour " which, the | wag leaving the shiy and Was Shet sugar and striped peppermint candy 1o | man or 1 am no politician.” “Ob, t with the aid of 8 popr monkey plind childsen are Iagrucied in the ordinary | oiif0R "0 1E, GRS OF" i nation i ho | basrd by 2ses. THis secmn = sweelen the rural maiden, fou belong to the ring, do yout™ I be- | warso hand organ. To Garibaldi comes | 1) esienc o enanas: ethics and music. but | 0 ¥ing it before s ruler of Hokhara, | known. Shortly afterward Be SENATOR MILLEK, OF NEW YORK, loug to the ring that makes the people | Deanis one evening and, after passing the | industiies that wi the admitted that its sound resembled *‘th TAVE R SPEC xhibit f b 1 Jooks likc a man who would be very'fond | gircle scound & mian that will give New | fime of duy, warms Up fo the subject 1 ous Tiving ek will g hors 10 cara thels l e ey B B B e | gy, lent it 1o King Louis, oné | 6n the Scine bejore the Emperor Nosal, red and white peppermin: candy, and ork some position in the United States | hana e Resieivs e S . e - \e ore orites ] s that | oc . . - 1 : Bo has that unmistakable someiling | seusic. Conkling may have tue fanite | - Av ye plase, Misther Garabaldi,” says | el iodntha cliulls of elociric lightiaz. | Simlledor acariot sinckings ls fire- O yiras faorites 1n the yoars that | con, whe kuighied it and gave tus 4 b about lim which suggests molasses, vine- | but wo were alwavs proud of him as & | Deanis iu kis most unctions and Whecd: | Prafs Ho Cobg shas they fhe st Mehis s | aaehter s the sound you lear when sour 3 fltial and o Srown hare L8 duperis) gar and pump water to the farm hands | statesman und an honest man.'’ ** ling tone, “wad ye have any objections | whén surrounded n “opaque™ glass | without advertising is seid 1o bo i stud Wi e Rt o a bot July day. From temperance | all bis faalts, Washingion loves Conkling | 10 foanin’ me yer muakey fer an hour or | Elobe, Which reaticestug Jight b th or tmore | mibaout sdvertising ds suid 1o be ‘ 50 honcrad WAtk Beedats and inciples he wouldn't give them spiked | still and will be ready to receive bim | two 1y mornin's per_cent, are Luriful o the exes when the | SInsing gt 8 girlin the dark.’ Au | e v g oy 1 medd S R Tjuicat pive thans skad. | sl snd will to_reedy fo reoiive | 3 dies s of werit from other crowned “What-a for you. wanta maske” i.l; atter are exposed gor & long time toits | Postical Yankee has describec for | 1 id' I . : . be glewing gutewsy of beans, pork, | { when he returned home the . them drowsy iu the bot noondsy sun, | time Ingalls had rakea over MiMer aud | quired the coust ~ L, | eflects. He suggy that the lamp should | @8 the i y L 1 Cr o e - - ; i ¢ nl aced Sich o o1 sagerkragt and potatoes This would . bad adopted his lifc-car ang P thereby losing s winule from the labor ! dissppearod in the cloak room. Cos. | “Niyerye mind,” replicd Denais. “Wild 14he e o b ¥ =] e fes] provoke Mcr()hl'!. e et SO | | Pet e Shotw