Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, February 23, 1886, Page 7

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The bright | light coming through a window revealed the straggling gray hairs and the signs of advancing years in the personal ap- pearance of the once brilliant corres- pondent and comic st. Thirty years ago he turned publisher. “What kind of tact do you mean®" “Why, the notoriety and advertisement the author and the book get before its publication. Ispent $2,000 in one day booming Augusta Evans' novel, ‘In- felice.” The result was, I had to get out an edition of 40,000 to meet the demand. s that was a large edition.”’ “You have met many famous authors and published their books?” “Yes, more than 1 ecan recall at present. I have lively recollections ot ‘Dot * Mortimer M. Thompson, the comi ter, had o curious exverience with him. I pub- lished an illustrated society poem, ealled ‘Nothing to Wear," written by William Allen Butler. It was issued during the panic of 1857, but had an immense saie. A controversy arose concerning the authorshij Miss Peck asserted that she wrote it and dropped the manuseript stage, and that Butler found it and wod upon it. War was waged about it in the newspapers and made the poom sell Jike hot ‘eakes. Well, I sent for Doesticks and offered him $1 a line for a comic poen of 500 lines about the con- troversy., He agreed to furnish the poem, and returncd in two days with a Among them ick: Wi serions poem, 1 oxpostulated—declared that I wanted it comic, not heroie. After a time he concluded to change it some- an illustrated hed in a little what. The late John MeLe the poem and it was publ book, under the title of ‘Nothing to S: Many thousand copics were sold, for Docsticks was the most popular comic author at that time. In those days my oftice was the resort of such young writers s Henry Clapp, Jr., Nec Wilking, George Arnold, = Fitz James ‘O'Brien, C. G. Halpine (Miles O'Reilly), Charles Briggs (Harry Franco) and I B. Aldrich. Henr pp, poor fellow, v the King of the oheminns, who were in the habit of ing nightly at the old German cafe of Pfan, on Broadw er street. Here they would tell stor 1d ‘cook up' bright and racy ar the Saturday Press. The cheerful Bohenman long since gone to his rest. About 5 time I published the ‘Lectures’ of Mont She was then living in a in the upper part of Man- hattan Isl zht, and East River. Shortly came out I was walking up Broadw: It was a fine sunshiny day. I met ti poet N. P, Willis and we strolled togeth- er many blocks, He suggested the. id of my rescuing from semi-oblivion Joseph Rodman Drake's little poem. \o Culprit Fay,’ which had been ciren: lating in the newspavers sinces 1819, Its publication in book form was a great success. The author, Mr. Drake, who died years prior to that, had never r ccived a penny forit. I paid his fami more than 5 their share of the profits. CH NOVELS iod the desive for I great. 1 had Michele work ‘L’ Amour’ translate SuCCess s astonishing, When the next Book he wrote, entitled *LaFamme’ came out the call for an mmediate translation was 80 great I made an arrangement with Dr. John W. Palmer, then the best and pid translator in the city, to trans- 50 solid ; Lagreed to p: and he to forfc hour’s delay | him $1,000 tor the work, $10 an hour for ever yond the specified time Dr. Palmer put a wet towel around his head, ¢ strong coflce and walked the floor, dictating to his wife. He accom- plished the work on time, but he dec! cd he would never attempt such another feat for love or money. ln two weeks it s out and 20,000 copics sold. It was | one of the greatest feats in bookmaking T had the strangest experience with V tor Hugo’s ‘Les Miserables.” The civil | war was just beginning and everything was against doubtful ventures, Anyway, I concluded to run the risk and have tl hook translated for publication. T and - French scholar, tog With o corps of assistants, to translate ntine,’ the first book, 1 soon as po: ble. OId publishers Jau, 1 at me for my temerity. I began to feel somewhat Dlue at fivst, for the book sold slowly. A CHANOE OF TASTE “Gradually o revulsion eame, the book popu hd when I got th other volumes out'it had already beg ®1 concluded to back the fave icising, and spend $10,000 1 ad- vertising it. ~ A rush followed, and hun- dreds of thonsands of copies were sold, Twenty thousand copies were knocked off' at one book trade sale to a single bid. | It is the largest singlo sale of al novel made at auction. With the excep- tion of ‘Uncle Tom’s Cabin,' I think ‘Los bles’ is the most suceessful work of fiction ever printed. I was most mys- teriously swindled during this time by a Cubgn. " One day during the height” of | wel's popularity I wasseated in my A dilapidated, tobacco-stained 1 and introduged himself in grand style as a Cupan, He wanted to roduce an edition of ‘Les Miserable,” to he printed in Spanish for the Havana market. He proposed to pay a part of the cost in advance and eame down with the money ccordingly had the work translate and printed a la edition. When my part of the con was finished the Cuban asked me to send the books down town for packing, He said that hogsheads were more convenient to pack them in than 55, 'Ilhis singular request ar suspicious, and after the bo livercd 1 required the payment o tain proportion of the money still due. Tmagine my surprise when sixteen hogs- Is were delivered at my place of e, Inever thought to open them until * sometime ofterwards, = when I failed to hear from the Cuban the hogsheads were opened I found a L or two of the books on top and be- ath glass lamp-chimneys. I managed to save the cost on the Spanish edition, but to this day 1 have never heard from the Cuban, and do not unde and his skillful trick with the glass lamp-chim- sued novels shortly after this, and lost money by the venture ‘T'he Amoricans didn't take kindly to his books somehow. POPULAR NATIVE WORKS. 1 concluded to give my specia tion to native suthors. I published s ume of bright sketches by Gen. Ac Badeau and s novel by Oliver Birnee now editor of Appleton’s Journol. It i cor- d that the ‘Tribune morning doubled'its cirenlation y by printing a witty poem entitled “Tho Dia- mond Wedding,” yecounting in u very anusing s the rep of 3 h Cuban’s myrriage to. & New York belle. | of R “The s in seventy-two hours. | gt | the g When | ¢ The young author, Edmund C. Stedman | awoke the next morning and found him- self famous. After that I issued man little volumes for him. When he retired from civitized life and took up his resi- dence among the bulls and bears of Wall street he said he found it easier to make thousands in Wall street than hundreds in Printing House square. A curious in- cident is connected with the death of Prof. J. H. Ingraham, who was once very popular as a novelist. He wrote the so called religious novel, “The Prince of the House of David,” and it reached the enormons sale of 100,000 copies. One day T was looking over some proof-shoets ard Grant_ White's little book, National Hymns of America,” when Prot.Ingraham came in and made a queer proposition. He offered me_a new book at the rather high price of §10.000, one third to be paid in advance and the remainder at intervals after the book was published. 1 learned from him that not one word of the book had been written, but that he intended to begin it as soon as he reached his home in Louisiana, where he was pastot of an Episcopal churoh. The 8, then, was demanded for a mere promise to pay. 1 said to him: But suppose Ingraham,thatyou don't live to complete the novel, or even begin the work, what about my $3333y' ‘Oh,’ an- swered Ingraham, ‘that is hardly worth an- ticipating.’” I concluded to reject the proposition, and do not know whether another publisher accepted it or not. Prof. Ingraham returned home. Three days after, one afternoon, while he was changing his coat, a pistol dropped from the pocket and exploded, killing him in- stantly. Not a single word of the new book had been vut on paper. ARTEMUS WARD'S WAYS. “I published ( rles F. Browne's (better known as Artemus Ward's book) n 18 It had a taking title. ‘A. Ward, his Book. More than 50,000 copies were sold the first six months. At this time Artemus had just left Cleveland, whe he had made a reputation a humorist on the Plain Dealer. He was an ‘all round’ reporter. As soon as he arrived here he associated himself with H. L. Stephens, the well-known artist, in the publication of Vanity Fair, perhaps one of the most suecessful comic papers ever published in New York. I wrote comice sketches in those days, and so naturally Ward and 1 frequently met. It was my suggestion that the book, ‘A. Ward, his Book,” was written by him. The book bocame very popular and wanted to ‘sce the old showr was believed to be by many, bec his letters purported to be from ing showman, with ‘wax fige of distinguished people. This caused him to prepare a humorous lecture, illust by a panotama with picture, by Ediw Mullen, a comic artist of Vanity Fair. He delivered this lecture throughout the country and made big money. 1 remember one day when ho had just returned from a most successful leeture tour and contemplated taking a few weeks’ rest. He was in my office re- clining on a lounge smoking n cigar, when atelegraphic dispatch from San Francisco wus handed him, It was from MecGuire, of the opera house of that city, who inquired, ‘What will you take for ten nights in California?’ ~ Without ting a moment to reflect or nging his position, he wrote his reply in th words: ‘Brandy and water.—A. Ward.’ He took mo lecture in C e, for soon | lifornia and h i iceess. The funny dispateh published in the San Francisco pay and set everybody to laughing, antici| ing its author’s arrival. I Shall nev fo his return_from that lecture trip onthe Pacific slope. Hecame 1 the oftice with an old blue woolen stocking, filled with twenty-dollar gold picces, flung it down carclessly (0 the book: keeper and told him to’keep 1t_awhile on doposit, T published sovoral other engaged to 1 extraordin- books for him after the first, but T had a great deal of work to do, boiling and sifting down the confused ms he gave in. I had to rearrange it after it had beendisentangled. Having a_ vein of comedy in my composition, I suppose 'y leaned toward comic write 1 have published as many comic books as any publishing house, FUN OF THE PAST. I will mention only some of the most noted comic authors: “Robert H. Newell (Orpheus C. Kerr), the famous Mackerel Brigade correspondent from the seat of Halpine (Private Miles M. Thompson (Doe- d a danghter of Fanny ed 5. Cozzens (M y (John Pho id Josh Billings. applied to several authors without ay to write a comic almar rite idea of mine to nae, burlesquing the old-fashioned farm- : of the days when one of nt annuals hiung by a hempen place of every farmer, msulted on all oceasions for purposes. When I applied to Josh, the result was Josh Billing; rmers’ Almi- nax. ‘The first edition w 2,000 copies, They sold slowly, I got out a second edition of 1,000. Then the demand suc denly in ed, and I issned a third ed tion of 2,000. From that time the d mand beenme so areat that 150,000 copies ve sold the first year. Some $30,000 or $10,000 was realized by the alminax, In 1563 T published some of Capt. Mayne Reid’s novels. When he arrived here ndland he came to sce me and y about it. He demanded tion, but the lack of an intern tional copyright Iaw put him at a g disadvant . Imade a truce with him, nd he remained in the United Wheeler Wilcox’s novel, Mal Moulee,” has been quite successful! The author one of the most bralliant and about business as a law- sof copy Fern; Sparrowgrs nix), Bert H to be conversationalists that 1 ever met, Knows as muct sory Ixposition Universe awarded the I'art Cul- honors o de highest the most efficac petite and to k sin good order, Ask for uine manufactured only by Dr. J. G. B, Siegert & Sous, and bewaie of mitations. st i A Nevada Judge. At Lake Tribune: The Nevada pa pors seem to have overlooked the richest magistrate story that we have heard, and which is told’ of a Nevada Just The anecdot The anecdote, we bolieve, has never beer in print; if it has it is'good enough to publish again. A man who knew noth- ing whatover of law w ted to the office of Justice of the Peace. With a mistaken idea as to what s duties would be, he procured a copy of Jefie son’s Mannal and posted himself tho oughly on the rules of nentary practice, In the very before him the defen the proper st entered a motion for his client’s dis- charge. The Justice arose, and with an irof profound dignity addressed the ors as follows: jentlemen, it i fendant be for the quost! motion will The defendunt” with an “aye,” votes, and the wotion earried prisoner. that came attorney, at proceedings, moved that this de- you ready in favor of the comnsel responded ive 1 the the There were no ne; magistrate declar, and diseh rged When Baby was sick, we gave her Cactoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, Whien sho bocame Miss, she clung to Castotis, Wihn ske bad Childrea, slo gave them Castoria, A NISER'S MISERABLE END. The Descendant of an Illustrions Family Dies in 8qualor and Filth, No Clue to the Whoreabonts of His Immense Wealth—The Mystery to be Investigated. A romantic story has heen brought to light by the recent death in New York city, in squalor and wretchedness, of a man who up to gome thirty years ago, was well known in Boston in journalistic circles, as a musieal critic of more than average ability and a financial reporter of uncommon keenness, and on the strdet as one of the most miserly, unserupulous and grasping of usurious money-lenders, James Henry Payne came of one of the famous Massachusctts families, his grand- father, being one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence. He was born in Boston, about the year 1812, on the corner of Federal and Milk streets, on what was long known as the Paine es- tate, and which then consisted of a large mansion house, with gardens and grounds extending back for some distance down Federal street. He was educated in the public schools, and somewhere about 1820 ¢ began, though not having reached his majority, business for himself, and soon became musical and financial reporter for the Post, and some years later was em- ployed by the Traveller as its financial reporter, He inherited, on reaching his majority, what was at that ed quite' a property from tate, and began then his business of loan- ing money on the street at high rates of interest. A VERITARLE SHYLOCK. His habits even at this time were miser- lyin the extreme, and his personal ap- pearance was repulsive, because of his slovenly, not to say, filthy dress and pe son. He W lowever, toler: journalistic circles because of his ability as a musical critic and ancial writer. Ie soon gained on the stre most un- enviable notoriety for his practice of loan ing moncy on stocks and then bearing the stocks through the columns of the pi on which lie was_employed, so ns to keep his securitios as long as possible while rigorously colleeting his monthly per cents. This naturally Ted to his ioss of employment as a financial writer for the daily press, and his personal habits beeame more disgusting, while his greed for money inereased. In the latter part 1 or carly in 1835, one Thomas J. , 10 whom he had been ling money on_ample suddenly died, owing ,000. This debt was by =~ good stocks, which in Paine’s possession, but the next v after Labdell's death, be ar- rangements for his funeral w t- d, Paine had these stocks s E tephén-Brown, ther: a low ligre, applyine the pro- G800 onilis Tohn o Labastl iy hiat airate naturally e eda great sensation, the scanddll of the Public dignation was aroused to such an that men in business on the {o have anytiinggo do with him, and no borrower, ho rious his extremit would permit ol to borrow money of him. He i press in in- extent streetrefused articles, i was dos od, old shylock, one “of the epitaphs used frequently Deing the “Camlet-coated rap- Thseallm st hiing made to & ragged old camlet coat which had done duty as : protector from'the colds of man) SOUGHT TRER IN GOTHAM on became too hot for him departed for New Yor aggage when he made the journey ~.l] ]n-unk, sarthly po he carried pof ntrunk Bos hastily only was an old wooden, hair cov into which he cked all h sessions. It was believed t away in that old wooden not less than #200,000 or §300,000 in good cur , mostly bonds. But little was r heard of him in New York by his nd he and relatives, whom he left in Boston passed largely out of the live memory of the younger generation of them. "It was now and then learned that his filthy, miscry habits were growing up on him, and he was known to be living a most obseu nd w ed existencs At the time b t Boston he had loaned a large amount of money to a man named Whiton, and he took " with him both Whiton’s notes for the and the bonds and sceurities he Leld colluteral. After arviving in New York he took means to colleet from Whiton the amount of the notes, but at the time kept the sceurities, Whiton, dy Laban S. Beecher, executor of the estate of Whiton, went to New York for the purpose of recovering the sceurities. spent two weeks or more in a search for Paine, but could notfind a clew whatever to his whereabouts Iy met him on the steps of the Astor house in an apparently wretched and povert n condition He secured his a and he was taken to the Tombs, where after some parley Paine promised, if he would be released, to make good the amount of the stocks and other property which belonged to the Whiton estate.” Mr, Beecher went with him to' a large brown-stone house on Lifth avenue, where they we mitted without question, and an_ enter a finely furnished room Paine asked a man they found there to bring him his bonds. The man complied and brought u lurge quantity of bonds, which Paine piled up on a table and counted out to Mr. Beecher six $1,000 bonds without maki ny pereeptible diminution of the pile. My, Beecher said he should 1,000,000 worth in the pile he saw, Paine then gave him his check for the balance of the amount ced upon, but the check wa mes Henry,” instead of Jam Paine. The balance to his eredit in 1l bank was found to be amvle and the check was cashed on presentation, He continued l«.f sheard from now and then about NE@E¥ork, being most fre- % judge there we quently s hinging around music~ storog” @ and resorts, but finally Lostne 8o v and filthy that hogy arrested g Zrant and sent to the 3:1;.“(!. Some acquaint ances, who knewof his musical abilit ured his ntable he zgod ud procpred oth .p‘.‘ rning later that he brothevof/ the wealthy Robert T uine, of Boston, they drew” upon that ntleman foy the amount and he hon ed the draft, M Subsequently it was wn that ‘he (hired a room in Canal , to whidh nb one admitted. He ared the rogimdc small sum, on ac him o pr count of his appayrent poverty. He paid his rent prom * but was never known to have visitors op friends. He grew so ched cand nk so low th: seen on the street holding his hat, beg- ging for pennies to purchase food world hase an ounce of tea, th cure fr restaurant boiling w with which to prepare it, and this, w bits of stale bread, constituted, so far as was known, his food. A MISERABLE DEATH After his miserable death, on searching the Fags which covered his person, some $200 or $300 was found in them, and this was all. * And here arises the question What had become of his stocks, bonds and wealth? His brother, Robert Treat Paine, believed that he was worth from $1,000,000 to. §2.000,000. It was not e tainly known that he possessed a amount of property. He was a owner in thy Chicago Lard company Checks in payment of dividends we sent to him i New York: though noboay actionoer, and he himsclf bid | found it easy to find him. These checks were always promptly acknowledged and camo back nroperly indoreed. T somethi rzf:\\r'inn(ing about this mystery which will bo investigated to the bottom by Paine’s Boston relatives, -—— Happiness will be your lot if you use St. Jacobs Oil. It cures rheumatism. i JIM CAMPBELL. The Democrat Congressman I[nvites His OConstitutents to a Deink. New York Times: The Sixth district county democrats held their meeting night at and and Columbus X Alter some minor business was transact ed Mr. Blake presented the name of Congresanan Campbell for chairman. Some of the delegates who had been ig- norant of the workings of the past weeks were surprised, but before they could ro- cover their equilibrium the nomination was neted upon and_Mr. Campbell was declared elected, he new chairman was in an adjoining room, and the gen- tlemen appointed to inform him of the action had little difficulty in finding him He was immediately ushered into the Jresence of the general committee and his appearance was the signal for loud and continued applause. “‘Gentleman,” he said, after unbutton- ing his overcoat and displaying his white tie, “Iam glad to bo umong you oncoe J more. I am one of the men who nom- dnated the president of this great country, and whilo fn Washinaton T loarnod his views—in fact the views of the adminis- tration on the political question in this city. They regard the grand count <|l-mnrrm'{ as the only true democratic party of this country.” “And you bet they're right,” shouted an enthusinstic listener, “Now, 1am afiim believer in the pol- icy of the administration,” continued thie newly-elected chaivman, “and, as a true citizen I want to join the party recognized by our president. For that reason [ ve locked arms with you to- night. Of course you know mv position will require my presence in Washington a large portion of the and while I am looking after natio s1 would like to give the power to my friend here, Alderman Menninger, to act in my stead and take care of the domestic aff: A vote was taken and Mr, request wa s nted. ‘“Now, boy think we und and each other,” the speaker in conelusion, “and’ if will step down stairs 1 will do the grand by you.” The thirsty andience filed out of the mpbell’s room and took advantage of the offer without a second invitation. gt PILES! PILIS! 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His large, glossy culls showed prominently below tho sleeves of his coat. His cuff’ buttons con- sisted of a single alligator’s tooth of ex- quisite polish_ set in plain gold. They had been presented by a friend who spent his winte in Florida. Roke collar was immaculate. His flowered silk tie was a dainty product of high art in the furnishing goods line. His boots exhibited the perfection of the polishing art. He earried a twisted cane, and was justlighting a choice Havana cigar.” o Justeive B. H. DOUGHLAS! CAPSICUM COUGH DROPS they wi relieve your Cough instantly. Thousan ds testifyv to th Those queens and court women over in the old count to be almost a3 strong us atug-boat. As aged as the empross of Germany is, she wore a train of purple velvet, trimmed with ermine, twelve feet long, at o state function the other day. Trae, four boys served as her ; ave heen than the Syl Five Hundred Dollars is the sum Dr, Picrce ofiers for the detc tion of ar omel, or other mineral poison or il in his justly celebrated rative Pellets.” Lhey are size of a mustard leasant Pu about the seed, t fore casily taken, while their operation is unattended by any gr pain. Billiousness, sick-headache, bs tasts in the mouth, and jaundice, yield once before these “little gians.! OFf your druggis Trank Jonos is a millionaire brew and democratic leader of New Hampshir A temperanc ivaiist, having held series of 1 n'Portsmonth under a huge tent, f mic difliculty in get- ting his paraphernalia moved to Dove) dozen miles distant, * Jones, hearing 'of it, at onee ordered ot his brewery te ry team and moved the tent and other things to Dov r, free of char, 15 endorse Red r Col twenty-five cents a Lottle The Prussian government contemplates the foundation of ar -Oriental scademy, which would be attached to the Berlin uniyersity, for the instruction of young diplomatis e Biliousnoes Is very prevalent this scason, the symptoms being bitter taste, nsive breath, coated tongue, sick headache, drowsiness, dizzinesd loss of appetite, 1If this cc ion owed to continue, serions conseque J may folle By l },.u....,.n_\v taking Hebd's Sarsaparilla, a ever may be ayoided or premature death I3 vented. Itisa positive cure for bil iousiie Sold by ‘all druggists. What He Could Beliove. “What is the reasou you refuse to ae- FURNITURE, BABY CARRIAGES, Et IS AT DEWEY & STONES’ Oneof the Best and Laurgest Stocks in the U.S to Select from. No Stairs to Climb. Elegant Passenger Elevator, AR M. BURKE & SONS, LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MERCHANTS, GEO. BURKE, Manager, UNION STOCK YARDS, OMAHA, NEB. Morchants' and Farmers' Bank, David City, Neb.: Koarney National o Bank. Columbus, Neb, RE Bank, Kes Plag, Neb: Ol cept the gospel tidings?" asked Pa Nel Columbus National Ba ill pay customers’ draft with bill of lading attached for two-thirds valuo of stock. k, Omaha, N Surplus Eel of Hostetter MeGinnis. “1 can’t believe that the whale swal- lowed Jonah. swallowed the whale.’ g i “That scems to me to be utterly incred- | ibl *'Yés, parson a Texas journa stand as’ often derstand easy made it unea: P but if you had evor seen feed at s [ have you wonld nu- how Jonah might have I could believe that Jonah free lunch The Great Invention, For EASY WASHING, IN HARD OR SOFT, HOT OR COLD WATER. Without Havrm to FABKRICor HANDS, “and particularly adapted to Warm Climates, No famil S8o1d by tation. ouly by ¥, rich or poor, should be without it. 1l Grocers, but beware of vile fmk PEARLINE {s manufacturef JAMES PYLE. NEW YORK: DR. HAIR’S Asthma Cure. This invaluable nently cures all ki Spesifio rondily and, perma, nds of Astl obstinate and long standing ca ly to its wonderful curing na, The most yiola prompy. properties. It fs i known throughout tho world for its udrivaled efficncy, LLL, city of Lincoln ce using Dr. H: Cure, for more than one ye entirely woll, and not cven a symptom of tho r, my wifo has been diseuse ha 3 8 NETT, Ri Towa, writes, i, 1563 T have be tod with Hay Tover and Asthma gin ur directi d am happy 1o say that Inever slept b in my life, T am glad that 1 am among the many who can speak 5o favorably of your remodics, A valuablo 61 pa Proof fre Great Br o treatise containing similar state in the U. 7ill bo mailed u Canuda and appliontion Any druggisi not having it in stock will pro- cure it iy i e Ak 3. W. WUPPERMANY, ! ¥ Dr. WARD The Dufy Mait & CO,, Absolutely Pare and Unadulte HOSPITALS, CURATIVE INSTITUTIONS, INFIRMARIES, AND PRASORIUED Y PAYSGANS EVERTMERE. CURES CONSUMPTION, HEMORRHAGES And all Wasting Dis DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, MALARIA, ThE ONLY PURE STIMULANT FCR THE SICK, INVALIDS, CONVALESCING PATIENTS, AGED PEOPLE, WEAK AND DEBILITATED WOnEN, vases; RELe% DRCAY, cures. Trial paske At ean, LUUISIANA, O, | of 14th and Webste stroot | works furs McDonald's Bank, North eb. Railway Time Table. OMAHA. The following is the time of arrival and de. parture of traing by Contral Standard time tho Joeal depots. Trains of the C., St P, M. O.arrive and dopart from thoir depot, corner teaing on the B, M,C,B. &Q. and K. O, 8t.J. & C, 8. from the B. & M. dopot: all others from the Union Pacifio K BRIDGE TRAINS. Tiridgo trafns wii' leave U, I’ dopot at 6:45— 7:85--8:00--8:40- -8 1 10:00--11:00 & m., 1:00 00 N=-5:30--0:08= +10 Loave tran: ) B8 BOTING LINES Avrival and departure of trains from the transfer depot at Council Blums: DEPAPT. Annive, CHICAGO & NORTHW i Muil and Exjross, ~Accommodation Ci.. Exprogss 3 CHICAGD & ROCK ISLAND, Mail and Expre Accommoantion BT CIICAGO, A1 WATASH, § t. Louis Louis Txpr viveee.. EXpross BIOUX CITY & PACIFIC, C[MISSOURL I ny . P, Rioux City 1 Oakland Accommod'n; EASTWARD. C., B & Q. Via Piattsmouth. STOCK YARDS TRAINS Omaba, at 6:40—8:35— 50 —6:20 D. 1 3, daily excopt Sunday D, duily ex cept Mon You aro allowed a free trial of thirty dayt of tho use ol Byt Gl Vi ek i S ol pensory’ Applinices, for tha speedy Telie : Finent cube of Nervous Devitily. 10k of Vitality and Hitnfiood, and gl Kindrod (roubias. Also for Other dfscascs. Comploto Festora!ion to Heall 00 Mantiood fuariecd, Mo riak in {nenere rated mmohiat in scoted envetope masled roc dressing VOLTALC BELT OO The Caligraph is rapidly displacing the pon, Tonson how you mity you without it. No othe encd kg L annot afford 1o do invention has o loss. dn and hand, or saved a lurge pereenta dear lahor, ure that oirns ¢ but twica a8 much v griven time us docs tho pen (it easily three tin el and it gives you sev 0 hiouys duily 08 and interest on yours investment. For eircu nnd imois ape ply to I, G §TRIPE, Omaha, Nob,, Geonl. Agent for phruska and Western Iowa HIBIO! Undorwood’s hest) for all kinds o v nes, on hand, o §l ¢ ESTABLISHED 1863, CHANDLER-BROWNCO, GRAIN AND PROVISION Commission " Merchants. OFFICES: lahor £y drudge Board of Trade, Chambor of Commerce, Chicago. Milwauk H, C. MILLER, Western Business Solicitor, % ~w. P. PECIK, Local Business Solicitor, 1304 Dougs 4 St, Omahas g RESTORED., Itemedy o, ko i ried 0 va U remed dlacove whiieh o will sen R0 1T follow-sn Terars. Address 3. M. 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