Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, February 9, 1886, Page 7

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Oomplet Fes rvuluntlnlhnln,\ T Do you want a pure, bloom- Ing (om plexion? If so, a Imv applications of Hagan's MAGNOLIA BALM \\illg,mt- ify yon to your heart’s con- tent, It does away with Sal- lowness, Redness, Pimples Blotches, and all diseases an Imperfeetions of the skin, 1f overcomesthe llu~ 1ed appe ance of heat, fiizue aid ¢ citement, 1tmakes a ludy of THIRTY appenr lmL’I WEN- TY; andsonatural, gradual, and perfect are ils effeets that it is impossible to detect its application, 1 No suong ROMANCE OF THE RANGE. A Wonderful 8tory of a Oolorado Cowhoy and His Sweetheart. A Girl Who Follows Her Lover to the Plains Disguiscd as a Man—Conr- ageons in His Defense She Yet Proves Herselfa Woman., “Talk about novels and romances, we have some things happening on the range sometimes that wonld make your news. paper stories look like a sick cow along side of a healthy stee d a cowboy who was in attendance at the late Inter- national convention to a Denver News reporter. “Why, that story of our Cow- Doy Kid always scomed to me more won- derful than anything you fellows write." “Could’t you tell me about it?" asked the reporter. “Why, yes, of conrse I could,” said the range rider, as he twisted his broad- brimnfed hat ground in his hands and adjusted the piece of a leather whip sur- rounding it and which did duty for a hat band. “You sce our company's vange is in southern Colorado and Northern New Mesico, and there ave about forty of us inall, Some of us are young fellows like myself; then there are several who are unmhulnlnr but taking them altogether THE OUTFIT IS AS GOOD as any on the range. Ot course there some queer fellows among, them. It as at the round-up in the spring of 1882 that a young fellow, well dressed and witha good appearance, came to us just as we were getting re: ul\ his nam wood and orsaw a jollier, R AT my life. Being shoit of men our boss promptly engaged him at the munificent salary we were then getting of $30 a month, None of us could nder- stand Alf, he alw: insist ressing well, and generally wor white or boiléd shirt, even on the round-up. cone liked him, however, for his setual jokes and good humor. in the August roundup of that year that a boy came to our camp and wanted em- nent, Our boss liked the ince but thought he w t i S, oty the oy who n, insisted so muously on joining our outfit that he sengaged at'least until the summer roundup W One duy we went out on the plams, having heard that a number of cattie, WHO HAD DRIFTED THE WINTER BEFORE, had gotten down on the Arkansas some hundreds of miles from where they be- longed, and determiaed to follow them. Striking a elump of_cottonwood, we col cluded to camp for the night. After making all our ingements, some of the boys proposed a target mateh, every one of them usserting that he could hit the “bull’s-eye” every time. The wea pon used was the Colt’s “447 with which the, 1l armed. A number of trials were iwood won all the b were of small con- big bully, belonging to the outfit, he could discount Green- wood’s score. He was called Gopher Bill and was generally feared, and I y, hated; by the rest of the boys. nwood, who was never known ' to shirk any duty, although & “greenhorn” and “tenderfoot”’ in our camp had made Iunm I quite favorite with us, and, say, Tom Johnson, for some unaccountablc reason, had ached him- f almost mstantly to him. Naturally, S performances fl ~cnmpunhu 1*|u\|l|,), Bill made a shot very neearly in the “center of the bull’ e, LB aud he looking up with a recially ati Greenwood. Alt tarned up his nose, with a defiant look. :uul quickly xh.\\\mfl his revolver, ut a “slug” through the hole made by ill's shot. An almost demoniae exp r the face of the clm\l ion came oV r as he said: *“You think you are a dead shot, you?” “ll think I can put a hole through you,” nid A mlulh with anger at the words and the approval of the boys, Bill repiied: “You dare not meet me behind the cot- tonwoods.” “I am your service at any time,’ Alf, with a mock bow. For this slight cause the two men agreed to fighta duel, in which one, or porhaps both, might lose their lives. The whole party immediately adjourncd to the edgo of ‘the BEIIND A € don't ? said MNP OF WILLOWS nged that Dan Moreland, one of the older of our men, should give the word, after calling ‘one,” ‘two," ‘thre The whole thing possessed - certain fascination for the hoys and they all formed a circle around the two champions. The most interested person in the group, however, wus the boy Tom Johnson, anding near Gred wood, his ey were fixed upon every movement made by hi antagonist. The two being placed i m Puamou More- land said, *“‘Are you ready? Teceiving an afirmative nod he began, slowly and ¢ deliberately, “*One, two—" A sharp report was “heard, "and smoke was seen issuing from Bill’s pistol. Al- most like a tigress the Doy spring i front of Greenwood, dr. r his .mu;l at the same time and muttering, “Coward,” With a wicked look Goph "Bl drew a bead on the boy, but instantly a dozen hands threw up {he muzzle of ‘his pistol. 1t looked for & moment though " there would be trouble, but Bill who WAS REALLY A COWARD at heart saw that the odds were strongly agajn rlmu and with a queer sort of i smile s “You secem to he all against me, but DIl get satisfaction.” At this moment a queer thing hap- pened—the boy Tom had fainted. With a mixture of pity and disd: boys unbuttoned his blue fla and discovered that he was a The situation was a pecu well as preturesque. n the wnel shirt omen, r one as There lying on the g was the form of the boy with lus curly hair clustered over his ‘pallid fea- those rough men standing in a perplexed group around with :iting sun casting long, slant shad- 0ss the plain, arrested only by tree growth, on the leaves of golden tinfs dwelt lovingly, as of lh-- evauescent character of s of the boy (%) ul«l looking™ around, he mur- iike a u-\AMum came to y ¥ SUPREME PASSION, d and - excluimed, the hoys h they ! auion whieh t dis- ation pu-m.p'u( xln-x to fol'ow the tarough th 08t reverently lovers ¢ \ f rough 1i lu T'he story after mple one as n Lome and nd sougit the piains of Colorade » he bicame a cowboy. t had the boy now known as’a young lady, sutliciently recovercd than she and Greenwood, mounting their horses, returned to camp. The next day hey came to Denver and thence DEPARTED FOR THETR EASTERN HOME. Greenwood then ascertained that his father was dead, but that a considerable portion of the estate had been saved Notwishing to braye any more chances of fate, the faithful couple were marr and Greenwood's property was turned i to money and invested in cattle in Colo- rado. He is now a large cattle grower of this state, and (under a different name, nf:-ulu »1 was a delegate to the recent Inter Cattle convention in Den- ver, ELM CRE -~ NTERPRISE. Prospects and Progress of a Lively Town in Buffalo County. Evyw Creek, Buffalo Co., Neb,, Feb. [Correspondence of the Beg.]—This thrifty town is located on the Union Pa- cific railrond,in the extreme southwestern portion of Buffalo county. It numbers a population of two or three hundred, and is surrounded by a fine stock and agricultural section of countr, The town is made up of the usual comple- ment of stores, two churches, n good school, an clevator having a capaeity of 15,000 bushels, lumber yard, livery stable, two hotels, two butcher shops, small stock )xlrds one real estate firm, and other en- terprises. A good roller mill isappros completion, to have a vn]mmh y barrels of flour daily. 1t will great convenicnce to the people in nn-l around here Two miles south of town a bridge is about completed across the I'Ll((o which will bring the trade and other business of a large, wellsettled and high Iy productive section of Phel : to this place he bridge is 4,500 feet in length and will cost $1,600. Its construe- tion is largely due to the m\lorprnu of ens of Elm Creek, and hrifty farmers on the south side of the river who want an outlet at this the town quite a boom, Slm Cre sl She is growin, and rounding into form_in ood shapi and she will not permit_ many of th golden opportunitics to slip through her fingers. 'l"||'l|('~ desiring bu;:mn in agricultural lands and ranches will near here several very desirable that arc idered choice locs can be pu od on the most ¢ terms. They are well a luxuriant growth of gr timber. Elm Creck enjoys the hles professor. ]l|~ rd is int the followin nd: “Prof. ter, of M. V l\l (J college.” He is ing the young idea how to beat time. Of course; he isa_young tenderfoot, with egotism popping his head all out of shave. He discourses Tearnedly on cthies metaphysics, but he can't tell a buf chip from a plug of tobaceo, and e is at sea on the prairie dog and coyote. Pos- sibly as he grows older he may grow he will have to be brush and pri pears one or two seasons in order to | come thoroughly initiated, western and have an opportunity to brush a the fog from his ideas. v find pieces, ions anc onable itered, produce and some o1 ings of a live 1 M. L. Por- S Bald Heads. New York Sun: We are answer these three questions benefit of a of the Sun,” 50 many of our terest in the subject to which our tion is called: “Is there any way, either by a course of dict or the application of a prepara by means of which the hair can be prevented from falli “Is there any 1ml make it thick' *Why is it that the majority of men are bald or pa 1y D X3y here a ll!\l“llllll(‘s of preparations offered for the cure of baldness, but either they do not \vurk infallibly or a great part of men are so little disturbed Dby their bald heads that they fail to give them a fair trinl. In every assemblage of men bald pates are numerou: many of thoso which show the being compars thirty f We asked to “for the ast number of the readers atten- ay to strengthen the hair nfer from this fact that it is not to start a new crop of hair when the llen out for any other thana temporary reason, because y men especially must dislike to with heads almost as bald as those of babies, and we do not doubt that they spare no pains to make «m bair grow again, and only de from the cffort when 'they find ‘it hopele ing fresh hair coming, th unly make their p. the shinier by rubbingthem with the preparations. Ani yet it 15 probably indisputable that some ave been able to - thicken t]wn hair by the use of tl quently advertis 1 were not of the kind doomed to ba ldul 188, they ty of men are either bald , ‘according to recent sci- authority, becau: o the human race is going to lose 'the hair on its head, and they are only the forerunners of the uni- s which is to be. The bs ds of this day may, therefore, pride themselves on being further along in the development of man than the men who lory in their luxuriant log The theory is that men will be born without hair roots on their heads, or with only a very temporary supply of hair, which they will lose when tl mature as they lose other features of the child. Of course, if that sound, the is no uflmn)m-r to oppose the gene dency with hair inyi igorators, - “Sweet By and By." is how the now famous hy came to be wi ctt, the author, I and_is poor hymn was "wr itten by Dr. Bennett ¢ Iunn, Wisconsin, in'1868. The \vmmwwf the words wus based upona remark made by J. Webster, who composed the music. Mr. Webster was of an exceed- ingly nervous and sen ve nature and subject to periods of terrible depression. In ‘one of his melancholy mooas he chanced to drop in at the house of Dr. Bennett, when the latter ed him: “What is the matter now?"’ “Oh, it is no matter, replicd the nh-~]mudunt man: ST will be all right by and by.”" The last three words n\unmlml ly conveyed a sug- gestion to Dr. Bennett, and, he s The idea of the h) mn ne to me | ash of sunlight,”” Turning to his des| he penned the words which have since become so famous. He says it did not take him more than twenty minutes to write the hymn. This All the Sa Wall Strect News: iltimore man who was in Vi l st fall had the vi by death, of a «ul(m-«l man whom In~ had brought with him, Soon after the man died a citizen sobt up bis card, and when ad- m|_|l|«-d to the Baltimoreun’s presence he said: “Colonel, are you hunting for a min Haul 11 sell you'a fifth interest in a good- Just now " am looking for a gra “Oh—ah you your pick of thre 1o assay $200 to th ' colonel, *1 mll LIl give When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorla, ‘When she was a Child, cried for Castoria, When sk became Miss, she clang to Castoris, Whan sho hiad Children, she gave them Castoria, TIE RESCLER OF CA\IERO‘J The Valorom Decda of an Austrian Noble- man in Yhe Early Days of Texas. The Heroio Rescue of a Beleaguered Colony From the Indians—The Romance of His Life. A Waco (Tex)) cor r(‘~|v0mlf‘|\| writing to the Louis Globe-Democrat, says: There is living in - Waco to-day a venc able and unostentatious old gentlemen, whoon sunny days may be seen cautiou ly picking his w along the streets sceking for the sunshine which assists his progress, for he is nearly blind. Away back there in'33 a tall, stately young German named Erath made his_appear- ance in Houston and asked chances of employment were for engineer in the then outlying province of Mexico. There was something in the air and manner of the young but forlorn- looking stranger which won for him the rectful attention of the hardy butin- telligent men who had then only effected arious foothold in the wilderness of After some delays and vicissitudes of rions kinds Erath found employment surveyor, and was sent with a small to the very heart of the then un- known wilderness about where Cameron county was since located. A large ti of land had been purchased by the jectors uf a German colony, and it was his business to survey and plat it previous to its distribution among members of the colony. I ton, the brave young Aus m~iguili ground chas, Ponc caving Hous: rian and his soon on the 1 over the bea m[ul pre romantie region, years of ‘uthmui work in the wilds of ecentral T\ T com- pleting his task to the mmuvnon of his employers, Erath made his way back o IHouston .\ml re nearly $10,000 in gold for tl rende ot long after o statel v ship from Nice «d off the bar at_ Galveston, bearing on board the colony for which the survey had been made. These people were p y hans, the gre: number hrmw A|x~l1 ns. \uunw piloted them to Cameron, and 1o his experiene by his two_ years of toil, the new rted for much of the eSS chieved. Belonging to one of the families of the colony was a fair-haired, blue-cyed girl from a romantic dell nestled cozily at the foot of the Tyroleon \||,~ Our’ young surveyor was captured very pmmp\h nd elli ~t\mllynmul now the silken cha which then go securely bound him gradually slipping gracefully from his art, and the fair Austrienne years quictly sleep- ing in a beafitifil spo on the binks of the Bosque, six milcs west from Waco. The eolony was sceu lanted, and after a month's basking in the sunlit smiles of the Muc-eyed was sent (0 still in his I been away Some brought to 1 months when word was mp to the eflect that the Austrian eoloni Uy beleaguered ws gnd had been fighting dai- d'mdnth to defend therr own lives and those of the helpless ones com- 1;11(!-]«[ “;(ll“ ccare, n hour af the dreac 1 his xn:} in hot march'td re ony. In goodtime l]IL Tiy cinity of The scttlement, and upon every hand were to be seen the evidences of the presence of a large number of In- dians. After looking well to their arms and vi hed their horses, ixteen men cautiously ched in the rear of the beleague ges The bright sunlight of : April morning gilded the flowers ¢ tering on every hand. The southe birds were nofslessly chanting lln-u p est peans to the god ) s aorested nulhmg of the “de which was to occur_ere the bray ers could carry relicf to the llhll Cautiously was the approach made, and, after deploying f elms \\hwh hid _conc host al' n minedly at- des of the set- in the line 1to be an immens ching devils detc acKing the feeble bar tlements. At long int of defense could b man slowly disch: his picc crack of the gun one of the red s bit the dust. single 1o all that was neces- E the b rescue his friends, but more es; save the fair blue eved st from a fate worse than death. *Vorwarts!” yelled tne leader, and very horse of th xteen and his brave rider was amid the foes work. At close range the arrows and the lance did fearful execution. But the bold rangers went on. Bve now and then on ould drop be sealped before the @ prayer was breathed soon covered with blood from a dozen spear-head and arrow wounds, After repeated charges and repulses, and after thiee hours of such fighting as one only secs on the frontier, the little party of rescuers, now reduced lu six, made their way into the barri witness a sight of awful and so! icance. OF the sixty men he b a few months befor IRy I Ther i had been killed most heroie defense One which had only had its connterpart at Thermo- oh was o fitting precursor at wonderful strugele which ye after oceurr Alamo. T'his determined rescue had broken th spirit of the Indians, and, with yells of rage and dikappointment llu-\ slowly left thy place Loifs hero defendirs srath was hefped from his horse, faint- nd almost un mscious, But he received i@t arms of the fair young Ausun»mu-;uuu| was not long until he was able to tell his burden of love and receive thesiswdetest confession which ever fell from nhortal lips. The colony heldd its ground, of the desesndants of the d live in the neighborhood, reckoned ams wamong the b purest women gf Texas to-day In a shortsima Erath was married upon tlw.onllhl.lu.n of the ceremony it was discovgred that our now venerable and aged fr] was a scion of a noble Austrian I]nt’lh,unv\lr) near in blood to the throne. ""His father was the eldest son of the Arvchduke Charles, the knight- liest man and the bravest soldier Austria ever produced. He has never left Kuown and revered state to the other, ally to anger girl and fenders still and they s st mer His name s rom one end of the and it is booked for immortality beeause one of the fairest counties of Texas bears it. To-day the old gentleman w me, and in reply to the ques did you expatriate yourself'" he “Well, you see a5 a young man a good deal, traveled some, and soon imbibed the feeling that one mun was as good as another by birth, and so I quietly came away, telling ouly my sainted mother where | was going and s in to see t matter much now,” continued brave old frouticrsman; “my own race is nearly run, and my fatl and mother quictly sleep among their kindred, m‘ llml r Aueuhn capital on the D.m ube, “Lean not tell you how t"nxlmly my heart returns in my blinded old age to the bright Lome and faces of my early boyhood. T seem to recall that perioil | more vividly than any other. No, no. Stop, stop Ah! yes, it is the fair young | bride from the Fatherland that won down there on Little river. Yes, in- deed, that is the brightest, tenderest memory of them all to me. Tt to her loving kindness, to her lo ction, to her steadiness of character that 1 owe the fact that I have been able to do somo | rvice of value to my adopted country. | hen I die, when the last dread moment comes, I will think only ul my bright grandmother, m; yed ife, and the Texas of my hood.! Of all the great mcu \\hn hs gilded the history n’i o the first sottle ment no man has left brighter page than that which records the cer n}l e man who is now only three removes from the Au n throne, and who was in his day as worthy to mount it as the most illustrions Hapsburger of them all. OWhen Maj. George B, Erath dies, Texas will build a moument to his memory of the purest marble, but it can never be of suflicient capacity to bear the merest tracing of more than one act of nobleness in every ten thousand that he has per- formed. Washington's Rules of Conduct. One of Ge Washington's early copybooks contains a list of 110 “Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Cor }»-un, and Conversation.” Here are ow of them: Every action in_company ought to be with some right of respect to those pres- ent When you meet with one of greater than yourself stop and retire, e m(I t & door or any st y for him to pass. n dignity or in oflice 'l|| [l]'l(‘l“i ‘uu('udmu but whilst hey ought to respect (In-n equals in h or though they have no pub- it l| |‘|l th your superiors in argu- nu'm but always submit your |mlnrun-nt to others with modesty. Be not hasty to believe flying reports to the disparagement of any Take 'lll \:hmmifluns ||v.n\kf||l|_v in what time or e soever given; but af- terwards, not Lmu« culpable, take a time wce convenient to let him know it ve them. Think hefore youspeak; pronounce not ot bring out your words ti tinetly. speak not evil of the absent, for it is unjust. Tuke no show of taking great delight in your vietuals; feed not with grecdi- cut your bread with o knifo; not on the table; neither find fault with what you eat. Be fot angry at table, whatever hap- pens, and if you have reason to he so, show it not; put_on (‘hl'olful o y if the mger humor ma \lu'\ one (lnh of mi Let your recreations he sinful. Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called con- seienc These are not unwise rules; they touch on things great and sm The diflic culty with most_boys would be to follow o hundred and ten of them. Th however, to show what was the of @ood manners and morals among those who had the training of (u'\)l"c Washington. manful, not _— Talking of Popular Men. Chicago Herald: One of the common weaknesses of human natur boasting, and nothing quickly brmgs out this particular weakness and causes it to stand forth like & boil on the nose asa few ounces of firewater poured into a where fire er shouid never be. saloon one evening were conversine between drinks of popu- lar men abont town. “Talkin’ about popular men in_this m\vn." said one who had hitherto been keeping quiet, “just look at me. I I do say it myself, I lead ‘em all, y ness is on the North Side, and eve rybody over there knows me and speaks piea antly to me, and is always glad to me.” Why, T can’t walk along the str but what |vw)]:||~ »luulunw at hoping I'll drop in to see 'em, ing ready to open the door for me. the Iadies, why, they just dote on me. They'd rather See me a-coming any time than their own husl “You lucky dog,’ “how L envy you. you in?’ “Me? Oh, the party. But what business are I'm a letter earrier.” Mrs, Grant's Big Chec ew York letter in cinnati mercial Gazette: Mr, Jesse G on Monday that his mother had her first check from the account of *“‘General have not scen the fact mentioned in~ the papers. How much do you suppose that check was for? Not less th 000—"*the largest sum time for lite I Com - The paid to said. xnf:us of his w ndm'hl lIN(UI) hs |v|n" sold within four weeks. But'I think Walter Scott, who was the idol of his generation and who wrote against time, death and the sherifl, is entitled to this second place, If I am not mistaken, he receiv »1& $200,000 from Constable at one time just before he made a baronet, and he earncd $100,000 & ycar for nearly a score of years, LA Journalistic Amenities, y your prospectus that your paper is to have several taking features during the present year. scond Editor- —\ 3 tion nllnnw tlw tis our inten- v to mako aking. had -:llurv dlnln‘; the past (smiling)—W ourselves © get out ¢ What was the l.ll\lll" fe: to? F. E.—Taking the items of your con- tempor: without giving eredit. The conversation eloses aprubtly. B ey One Question ' New York Journal: “Papa, what nwarranted familiarit asked flatter 1 00 Many. is | § a schoolboy who was reac ||w a story Well, if your mother should scil sor of my second best clothes to buy a new bonnet, that is what I would eall " unwar- ranted familis “But suppose \\h it would yon W¥onng wnn, 1 would advise you to go to the dictions wry when you desire delini- tions, und not bothe i hypothetical hallue the old man, with the cook you 3 @ asked me to-da if I wouldn't help him teuse you to buy bicycle.” Indulgent father (who had ambitions y sense, ‘I'he boy to go up in the attie, and fall Ilwllr of stairs. suie thing, and save me $100. , what do H down two | about the - 5Iulliml I gus is & wonderful i Mrs. Fingle, as sho sat \ln Sunggs's it is,'" roplied Mrs. She \('\ natur al remarke: Snuggs. \nmlly r how they get W N d it before®” it,” and why | have consequence, “Indeed I don’t know a (hmw about it; I paver studied gastronomy.” TEHE CHEAPEST PLACE IN OMAIIA TO BU FURNITURE, BABY EARHIAE[S, El Is AT DEWEY & STONE'S Oneof the Best and Laryest Stocks in the U.S to Select from. ~ No Stairs to Climb Elegant Passenger Elevator M. BURKE & SONS, LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MERCHANTS, GERO. BURKE, Manager, UNION STOCK YARDS, OMAHA, NEB. REFERENCES:~Morohants and Farmers' Bank, David City, Noi ney, Neb; Columbus State Bank, Columbus, N Natfounl ihank, Omiha, He Played Card r. Realbad, a citizen of some promi- »in an eastern mining distriet, eame to pass a few days with some maiden rel- i o prim 3 ‘New England town. gleaned from his conver tlon that lio was fond 'of eards, and pto- posed to him that she should invite a few of the neighboi s to join them in o quiet game. Mr. Realbad was delighted at ‘the idea. In the evening when the company as- sembled Parson Downs proposed a rub- ber of whist, but Mr, Realbad had never heard of the game. “Perhaps you ‘vl:\\' mulml M aucinda \4) 1 don’t.” u~|m , then, Mr. Realbad " “No.” “Oh,” sighed (‘(nlsm Maria, “I thought you played card “So I'do!” roared Mr shufiled the pasteboar the last twenty s! say! Why, Cousin Maria, m) [ stud-poker ain't to be found in the ¢ tennial state of Colorado, and 1 can des amonte or break a faro-bank with old Pop Wyman himselt. 1own up I ain't much of them ‘button-bution’ and ‘hean- bag’ games you've been tellin’ about, W Em I play ‘games I play keards!” - \eard the fulhmn\"’ nnm- on the street yesterday: Jones. Smith, wl on't you stop that disgusting hawking and spifting? Swmith. How can 1? You know I am a tyr to eatarrh. Do as 1 \Iul. [ had the disease in its worst form but I am well now. S. What did you do for it J. Tused Dr. Sage's Cs It cured me and it will eure y h‘ I've heard of it, and by Ju\v il try cribbages”’ sug- k. nh erml) .f Do so. You'll find it in all the drug ched lonfilxwl\lhut led o fund n at Sarat The solemn proce: sion had proceeded about two = yards when a bystander ealled attention t” o printed cards, which were quick Iy moved by the dm Angostura Bittors were prepared by Dr. J. G, B, Siegert for his privato use. 'Their réputation is such to-day that they come gencrally known s the best tonie. . Beware of counterfeits. grocer or dru for the genuine manufactured by Dr. J. G. B. Sons SRR S R The firm of Coxe Bros, & Co., of Phil- adclphia, he prop: lanc n||||u> Be after April 1 no_into can be sold, and no saloons or ho whery is offered for nulv- or un- licensed places will be tolers ——— (':l]y( un Mitehell, of the b: rk Antoine Sala, New York and Hay: a in May, entirely he plu« with ism. e went to the mountain; civing no benefit, at his wife's r quest, began to take Hood's Sarsap He immediately began to improvi two months his rheumatism was all none led in command of his vessel o bever well man you. Sold by ull druggists. e R A photograph of the American brecch- loading rifle’ gun which has success- fully passed the ordeal at Sandy Hook repr it as looking like an immense champagne bottle, “Tt pop; however,” says the Boston Tran- seript, “as with 203 pounds of powder it sends a projectile weighing 800 pounds whizzing at the rate of 1,810 feet per second.” e Pozzoni. No name is better and more pleasantly and widely known than that of Mr. A. Pozzoni. For Years he has made him- self famous by the elogant perfumes and complexion powder that bears his name latter having found its way to th s of Paris, Germany and London admires beauty in Jadics 1o more to_produce or en t lh.m a use of Mr. Pozzoni’s parations, One of the novel sights seen abont the docks on a recent morning, ob: brves | Jucksonville, ¥ DADEE, WS 1 l|lt'|hl|"l|l)., e in Baltimore out of J‘Inmln pine, which had been shipped 3 oin Tankanvillophe iously in bulk. - children B, H. 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