Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 19, 1885, Page 7

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Address DR.JAMES, No. 204Washington St.,Chicago, il &'*"6 Scrnfula of Lungs. am now 49 yenrs old. and have suffered for froen years with w lung tron “nnds 01 dollAra o fres a: bt femuorary Felel wis all that T 1 was unfii for any ma abor f1 wov e ire A friend stronel o| o1 1o ko of Swift's fic S « (At ho himsel hat i srently bono some line troutles rosults nro romaskibl 161 1ne my streneth hias retir Aixty PO mere thin 1 ecer ¢ Tt s been thiee sinco T stop od the use of themo dicine but have no_return of the dis OO, ML L O AT o RIS OF Worknoss o1t in my Hungs. 1o the horlost kind of mechanionl work, und feclns well as | over feit since 1 was A POy, The o 1 know. neewon (ol site toimmke. Bt Tam henest whon 1say that 1 owo my oxiatonee and henlth to doy to 8 S 81 Wwor 11 be reerennt to my dity 1 owo 10 himan Aty AF T fafled 1o henr th's ¢ oorfil 108 mony to the mertia of this wonderiul medi it i nil | weich 3. Hour, Montzomery, A'n . Jnne 2%, 1545 Bwift's Specific is entirely vegetalle, on Biood and Skin Liscisos miled frec Tak SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Drawer 3, uu.,m 157 W. 230 8t N. Y. A FINE LIN Treatisn 2 ON | Atluntn, | [ | Pianog and Digans AT~ WOCDBRIDGE BROS’ MUSIC HOUSE OMAHA NEBRASKA. TREASURY DEPARTMENT, OF¥ICE OF 0 IPTROLLER OF 1111 1 CIILENC W N cr N, Docember 10, 18 VW HEREAS, by witisfaciory ovidence pro- wented 10 the nnaersigned, it oy been mado (oap o rilat Tho Omalin Nutio ml Bunk, A0 tho eity o1 Omabi. i the couniy o Dotins, and £tae ol Nobriska has compl'od vit PrOvISions 0f Lie it of congross 1o onable tional B mking Assoc tons 0 exierd their eorporaie oxistenco and for other purposes, approved . iy "ow tior troller of thoe eurre o “Omatin Notion Omali, i the county of D sk, is nuthorized to ol spociied i b, Ty, Lntil 0ios fath, 1 0% In testiniony wheret Tonry v..do ho W. Cannon, comp- ‘by cortily that 1<, and stato of of business witness my hand and sc of oflico this Iuth o ol December, b s H.OW, CAYSON, ) Comptrollor of the Currency. No. 16, decliant DOCTOR | WHITTIER ‘harles St., St. Lonls, Mo. Ha Al othor Physician 107 apers show s~ mMd ventdunis Koon Nervous. Prostration, ~ Debility, Montal and Physical Weakness : Mercurial and other Aflec- tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Blood Polsoning, 9ld Sores and Ulcers, are treaied with nnparaiioied utcoun, on Iatsst arlentI0e rTn epien, SaLY. P1ivatey, Diséases Arlsing from Indiscretion, Excess, Exposure or Indulgence, which yroducs Loms of s hwin vt el e S s e rmasenily eur I scatod envelop Y; Bee or by il frec, (131 ted wd a1 Letly cou dential, A Positive Written Guaraniee given In every ca. abls sase, Modiclue sent every where b3 @all of o3 MARRIACE CUIDE, 300 PAGES, PINE PLATES, clegunt cloth nd r 600, 1w o oy 'DRUNKENRESS 0 LIQUOE stabil, Poss Specifie, Tt can bo given 0w cup of coffeo or te the knowlodige of the person taki y Darmless, wnd will effect a peruatient and speody cure, Whc'thyr the patient |s a moderate drinker oF an alcabullo wreck. It has been given 1 thoue wands of cases, knd h OVOry Instance & peifect cure Bas followod.” Bt mever fails. The system once tmprognated with the Speciic, it beco Anpossibiliby for Lo guor appetite 1o ox FOL S\ LE DY FOLLOWING DRI KUHN & €O, Cor. 13th and Douglas, nnd 15th & Cuming Sts., Omihu, Ne AD KOSTER & BRO, Council Blufls, Towa, mpblet containing hundreds th Dest women and men (Fom £ fhe country or wrlto for | OF Lo bl fron all garty Nebraska National Bank - OMAHA, ”EBIMS/M AR R g LW, Yates, Prosidont, AETorzias, Viee Prosident W. T, 8. HuGnes, Cashier, W.V. Monss, ", q JOnN S, CoLvis, LW Yaies, LEWIs 5. ReED, A 000,00 X00.00 Torzan iy, BANKING OFFICE: 1HE IEON BANK., Co. 12th wnd Farnam Stroots. . @euerul buuking Lusiucss Lrunsaoiods Magnolia Balm is a sewct aid to beauty, _Many a lady owes her fresh- ness to it, who wonld rather aot tell, and you can't tell, | onihe dark gre | made o from six to thirteen rings, which, | when freed from the finger, drop | assume | ously desi on the other is a wicker bask | topaz are both very pretty when set with d “Tne Colonel *tide of the village, he proud In front of the viliaze store, nilingly tails thove ancient jokos He's told 50 oft before sits who's 1 hand of th to the major 12 by, And sha " ¢ to day it toda Soon will bo passing away ut N . N A solemn husl in the The colonel has passed away, And another link that bound t Breaks from the coain tolwy W. L. Hawiey in Atlanta Const 3 LADIES, past t - HONEY FOR TH 1 down is used for ining manties, ted fox is one of the [ate fancics in far, Bonuets are now in coutrast o tie costume, Muffs are sonewhat larger thoy were last year, T'wo female barbers have | mento, Cal. astrakhan Jackets y fur Ribbon has to a great de A doz collar wiys bec 'y 1o npper ten thousand of taboo New Year's calling Plain braids, with but are tailor made Woolen dresses somelimes have of woolen laee on one side, Fur and teathers i ed more lavishly in the adornment of diesses than ever belor ulo with eollar, adihs of velvet, ned - with bows ponding to the than ated In Sacra are bordered with superseded birds and foathers jots 1s st Land is al- of tyl New York will ns to correspond, a wide P Dresses with borders are revers and two back b dog collury’ fast ATo ribbon corre eutis Fur ¢ and ends of dress, A woman asa We Wi 1y on “'Sil 1 ocairy couccaled s written an Do wo ashies with kirts for with beaded yolesand s <are worn with different s vield who fent. A wise man s “Noever judge a woman | hy the cloties shi wears: it you do you will get most awiully fooled.” lastron, collar and cufs, en suite, of son. tache are an eff wornment ' to bodices, Tliey are to be found with or with oui beading. Boots i slipy respond to the dress, o are worn, the stoekin as the dress. The Jatest fancy in hats for e ush Dt with high erown and I is provided with springs like a so il it eloses aily. Soie of the 15 lis show very ¢ two had: s of blue, e 1 round. Clonk elasps are very beautiful in_ designs, e ben made of tie teeth of animls, and tie netals are levied upon to contribute to their beauty and durability. Last year bodices and vests of suede kid were worn, and this winter the same material | appears i the guise of bonnets and m tiimmed with velvet and fur. | A new decorative faney is to paint ale jugs | unl.].mw apes. Tl i nandles are Lied or bronzed, and the inevitabie bow ol Fibbon imishes theadornment. It is rumored that the man who boasted that his wife ad not asked him for a new | bonuet in twenty years ran away from her in 1565 and hasn’t seen her sinee, Girls who wish to have small. prettysha mouth s should repeat at frequent i during the day, “Fanny Fineh tried lounder- ing tish for Franees Forbes' fathe A novelty among imported_ bracelots is the | vptian banele, consisting of oue or moro | fine eirclets of gold or silver, to which is sus- pended an amulet of oblong shape ancy hairpins of various torms, erescents, and balls, set with brilliants, mueh used. leathers are worn by matrons, and flowers ure the favorite adornment of youuy girls Small bunches of hazel of gold, and acorns with diamond set rims, are repres nted in gold jewcity. Tie piebeian | peanut has also appeared as thie ornament on scart pins. The latest novelty in Paris jewelry is a solid anvil with the smith’s hammer lying upon it. It is ealled the “bijou maitre de forze,” and is made in various sizes for bronches, clasps, slceve buttons and earrings. The latest edict of the hairdyessers’ assoc tion is that the Cadogan braid is to supersedo | the high style of coiffure. The fron{ hairis to be worn” a ln Pompadour, while for dress ocensions wavy 1oops and curls aro de riguenr, A new Parisian jewelry is made after the Jupaneso idoa of wixing different jewels in one piece. Gold and silver with somelimes copper as a setting for garnets and saphires | was a combination used in making a bracelet and necklet, “Jewel buitons” ad ta house dr Lulu G rink, isod sata Youngstown proprictoras a nices i s for evening w wouch white sli being of the s reo women I8 a row brin, man’s hat | ymest far Len interw ribing a smal woolen ven with el nuts, with leaves are novelties Thoy are made (o resemble the precious and semi-pree- fous stones, the setting heing searcely visible, Some of the “diamond” buttons for opera mantles almost rival the kohinoor in size, if Dot in brilliancy. Pretty covers for pincushions are made of fine hemstitehed pocket handkerchiefs of simall si owers in discs are worked up- on thein in outline “stiteh in silk and the burekgronnd is darned in, Rich colored nas- turtivms make a fine effcet, A Bullalo woman has the enviable distine- tion of being the only American lady who was ever impal a déer's antlers and yet es- caped She was saved by the magnitude and w‘mlnllu of her bustle, But the stag wil lh killed before he could disentangle him- self. Knot rings are nrobably more fashionabie than any other for bothi sexes. These are apirt and proper stiape. When passed ain it winds on together, These are made of gold aud their over the lidger fitting neatly. platinui, One of the newest fancles for room decoration isa pair of dainty seales for | the weekly weighing of tho baby, The sealesare andsomiely tinished and have euri- ned weights on one side, while tin which the ous bhaby is aid and the increasing avoir- dupois duly noted. Heirlooms are beng bronzht into uge azain if they huppen to be beautitul jewels, ‘Topazes ol various eolors and settings which were fa vuiite with our grandmothers’ and even greatrandmothers’ days aro to be worn again, yellow topaz and the rich burnt drawing iewels ! monds or pearls, | An omelet with oysters is a pleasant luneh eon dish. Buat six egus very light, scason with a dittle salt and peprer aid mix with half a cup of eream, Pour the mixture into the frying pan, in which atablespoontul of | hias beci welted,” but not brownod, | Add twelve large oysters, brown delicately, fold and serve, eufound these matehes,” said Philip, as he adtenipten to light igar, “They ure the pocrest Lever saw, “1 1ike partor matehes best.” said Condelin, ' Why asked inno- cent Philip. “Oh, for several reasons. They never hang fire and it don’t take them so 1ong to come to the starting point.” Philip came up 1o the serateh wud a - parlor wateh Was made right there | Llie supply of sott, gracefully draping cash- mere goods s unconimonly large this season, the range incliding patiorms in deep, winter tones, in wonoclirome or tufted, brocaded in swall'dots, single Howers, and other ligures | in decper’ or Some of the hands come in boxes have several vards of combination waterial | in britliant Oviental desigus, to be up in conjutietion with the plain eashiner Seutch pebble jewelry s much worn with the rouol Engfish eloths now in fashion The newest style of wounting s that in Which Uie pebbies e sel i sections, s | with the surface of the buek le or Neek pius Ll am very atuactive, dSowe wl atter | said when they o [ “drivin | Tunner | to obtain THE OMAHA DAILY shaped_or composed of heckered with Pint Umartied Yum-Y Yum-\ He's not very merry Of raptuge ha's oh Cuinib an Ti ere's a la ssions ol m is d Gl lum! It's true there are many Would wed fora peniy but you'd better be u'flH—— Mum-mum ! There's 1ots of z00d fish in the sea— 11t hone are remalning for hie— By gum! PEPPERMENT wity 1t is difticult And perly DROPS, Colii ¢ Giving a tramp a plate. toscta hien or & good exam “Loye,” says a writer, “is a groat levele So is Mr. Jolin L. Sullivan, tWhat is your iiea of lov “Three s a day,and well cooked.”— cago Ledger, A Calitornia man has four ears. Ile will have o delightful timo when his daughtar be- gins to leatn the piano. A woman died the other day from the ef- fect of constant dininz on =oip and brandy. nly 125 years ol Among the famous vietims of anatural disaster may be mentioned Mr.Candie.- burg ChroiicieTelegraph “Itis only aqu . Mr. Sinnlek? Chi on of tima" as the jury dup to decide waether ke 1UIve years or en yea ng man who in_the habit of nouch off should always kiow e [New orleans Pieayone, the sources of natural gas 0sks acon e iy, We have never sected A ook agdint, but would like to I He s neold they wou The ya ootinie when it is lo: SWhat aro man who ean see e Waste K133 %5 00 her paod without feeling that ho would like to i that dog into a foot mat. A “faint” eomet Its fainin is from being out Pittsburg Chir A druminer wi for the past week says that beef tion is so tough as 0 render it possible to even stick a fork in th Even the sacred white elephant of the K of Burah hid o s diity white spots on it, whereas Bio Wi s was a blodde all over, thanks to the chieapness of American whitewash. An Indiana man weight, potinds, Lonz to belong toa | A mammoth el through that ton. An observer has found ont can sl \Ca ramp with never hitthe mark ¢ in but when sie tirows a dipg ter distress foliows in its wal “The bost tiwe for s younz man to take his givl sleighing is during a driving snow stori, Tle can use buth his arms to hold s wirl in the sleigh and let the snow stori do the Norristown Herald keman who was eanght betwaen two freizht cars the other day wis deseribing his suderings 1o s wice, Wy, she exclaimed, Sthats st the way it feeis’ wien you ard breakin - ina new pair of corsets.” When you see a man eall the conduete atte ntion to the fact that ther 1€ only men sitting on hisside of & crowded car, just look a little eloserand 10 to 1 ind” that he's sandwiched in bstw preity girls.—[Somerville Journal. That w beinzasked whether e would have a d of whisky as ne wis beginning o job of ing wood, or wou d he lave 1t when snished it, answered: “Well, wmnm, 1t Ulltake it now, Thero has' been a pile of sudden deaths lately,” ST were you and vigorously at the piaito, and tariineg to hiuy, sand: “What would you do *Well, love, he answered, “judging from your (h-mn i- tion and the eolor of youar hair, I'd say you would take a club and knock we ofl I]l.l( stool i 1 didn 't stop singin An old sea captain, who was a blockade during the rebellion, was observed leaainz home a buil-dog the other eveninz, In answer to an inquiry he said he was going into the old business again, He explained that his daughter had a bean and that taat he 2 10 run the bioekhead off his prem [Lowell Citizen. When men sncer at the want of courage in women they seci to forget that a tender and delicate girl will silently, and without a sign, endure untold ugonies i breaking in a new pur of boots two sizes tao small for her, while a man will rip and shot it his buck corn happeas to be disturbed by a bit of heartless leather.—(Fall River sd vance. Suspici has been just been dis fe to 1033 of in succeesion, raph. \ S¢ wer sloap hias oy veral i nicle-Te has been | uth Fiorid in that sec: psed to be: acent m.u pas: L woman gan and ndred times, v ol boiling wa A by wn lorse Lo vou wera 1" she us Cirenmstance :—Sam Johnsing suspeeted of stealing dogs in order A reward. A conyer with Judge Pennybunker LNCourages idea that he is none too honest. “El a man was ter steal dat e pointer doz ob yourn, hm\ mueh reward wouid you gib ter get him back, Jedge? “About nve doliars.” “*Boss, winmme four dollars and 'l fess lufl dat dog alone. Dem am speeial ratés which I a oftering de general public. Dar's a circus aconiini, and 158 got ter habwoney,’'— [Texus Siftings, . —~L L Cause of Her Woe. He asked: “Why is that look of pain Upon thy lovely face Why on tiat brow hatli’ agony St its corroding trace? Al tell me, dear, why mi “T'hy sinless soul @oth bl “Oh, darlins,” she replied, *because My new boots are so tight,’ [Hoston Gazette, 1ICAL D DRAMATIC, Clara Morris closcd & suceessful season at Philadeiphia. Mune. Helen Hastreiter as prima donnain the MU has been engazed American opera” con- | pany. Mine. N during elsco, Mme. Jenny Lind-Goldsehmidt has prom- ised some tinie Bext sumimer w publicly sing for a ehanity, Herr Sonnenthal, the Austrian actor, ig trying to ux it so that he can come to Ameri- il next season, Sarah Bernhardt will play in thix country next seasoi Graw's mavagement. Christine Nilsson has written an elabor ate work on vocal teaching and a proper method of singing, Edwin Booth and seen together as lago close of the season, Salvini will make his San Fran at the Baldwin, February 1st, foll Rankln company Lotta will elose her season the second week in May. and then will go with & couching party through Scotland, “Prima Donna Lena Weiss,” a Chicago flutter in Austria Jewess, is ereating quite @3 0ne 01 the Coming stars of Auburn, N beinz the only under Maurice Signor Salvinl will bo { Othello before the but the 00 e wing Miss “Gowanda Molawk Y. claims the distinetion of redskin on the Awerican stag: ¢ Mary Anderson’s engagement in t regular s, has proved a greal suceess, The recelpts for the Urst week amounted 1o 15,000, A mew company in the Alpha Norwan opera o give “The Bolienin Girl mas week, Adelaide Moore will be, at Pope's the Alond! with Miss Moore as Rosalind, Adelinn Patti has “renounced” I posedd tour of Belginm and the low countri ecause it was tound that her terms would prove too high, except in the capital, wheie o Boston, peratic field is the apany, who will iu Chicago Christ- nan one engagement svada made the snuz sum of $0,000 | her fortnight's warbling in San Fian- | fourteen weeks | week from | [y nizhit, openiog in “As You Like 11" | pro- | alnost im- | | Ga., who | ind a tooth | you'll | 15 aeantious old tramp who. upon | sung | nort s it e was | | it has been in the family of i Saturday. | wediae | four days | ous smell permeates | and, as | tie tion he had | tho | in't | | Suchat BEE Russian Honeymoon™ will be revived 1 atre by fashionable of De 12in nthe spr ¢ 1sle. o } | for th r riis has spcured a new plav villap caray & Lol Posen.” O the Mo Harrisor M. B C “Jean @ of paiace Lor itre ou Lehingn, the prima o, New York letie wen entertained sinier and othe s opera of the “Enchantross” has ived, and will be made the chief fea a Notnan's repertory, The eom- ides Heary Peake, Rowland Buck ury Hadam, Anim de Bremont, Annie Ke and others, and it is under the management ot Charles Frohman Lately the curtain foll on the last act of yrsican Brothors” at White's theatre, De trot, and the _audience waitod in their seats for ‘more. Finally Mr. Baudman ap pearcd with this imprompti speech: ~Lad.os and gentlemen—oue of the brothers is s(ill alive, but tie other is dead, and Ltrust he 1s in heaven, The play is over. hiere is every prospect of a disastrons splitin the Awerican Opara company, now rehearsing in New York. The trouble has arisen frowm Mr. Thonas' headstrong tempts to take every thing subordinate Lo the orchestra, and 1rom the fact that the si y most of whom have been educated in 1aly retuse to conforin to the German methods of the conductor. nne, < of in + has by m stian Sch pa stoie y ine It -— The Christmas Carol. The smail boy with the level head, Now joitis o1 speeulation The Suiiday-seloot thit owns a tre And swestanticipation Leads him to work with awful zeal And wears his best apparel, Without a murmar practicing “The Latest Christimas carol - i . The horse-car companies strive to please, And quite eonsiderate they ar In Winier that we may not ireeze Liiey plac 0 SLEAW Dl OVeTy Cal. “Tis well, bat then who ever saw A plan for good thit was eomplete? We lose our chan AmMonyg the straw Tliey give W Us 1o Warim our (et NATURAL CURIOSITIE Bowdoinham, She has a0 Raghier of 85 Mra, Small of yeurs oid Nov, 19, 1l oson ol N, A black bear which was recently killed on Wyomin g territory A great bald eazle, with a neck, is trequently seen near along the Hudson highlands. There is an old lady livne in hed 1,20 ponnds Lie Saunon: creck, holl tied to ity Cornwall and Tapathe, Serinole war, toriy years g, A necklace of monkeys' tecth was found arowind the neck of a muminised Perayvian Princess dug up near Lima reee A ninepound teoth of a mastodon was d up near ex-Senator David Davis Moomitrzton, L, the other day, chael 1. Sole Iyville has a ecat that sits in a swin ket by the hour and t A\ donkey wiichithere seeims every reason eve Was ot than a hundred years oid died Tately at Cronarty, Seothnd a Mr. how old it wa 110t came to that family i not known. Bolivar, the lar tivity, kst Monda encounter Wit tie the winter quantersof - Forepaiizh's i rie, Philadcipiyia, pnd the lion, whic valued at 22,00, uu killed. A Bangor, M, I has a curiosity in the Shia e ol ltllnlp oseinbing an clephant s liewd. The sood fell within' the ring of a horseshoe, andodnstde of t up. Q- entirely nifed “the shoe and v around it, fnbeddivz the iron an inch deep. Last week an ol lady, Mrs. Rooncy, living in Belvilie, N. o, was attacked witi an ab- norinal ut of langhier, It was so violent that she fell on the tloor in a swaon, and remained unconseious il her death, which oceurred Paraly<is of the brain was the in- cause of her death, A Tiole was formed by the sink inoneof the strects of San B The Index of that place says hole a volume of smoke has beon and nights, A peealis lie ‘air in the no one knows whence the cowes, some alarm has been felt,” PorrLasp, Me, Dee. 10,—During last nizht there wis a shower of tisn at Combey Tand, and this morning for a radius of amile or more swall ush were found i abundance, They are about an inch long and have the pearance of young smelts, It is supposed v were taken from the bay in a water- spout, the wind being very high last night “Two of the toes of my buried les overlap each other and pain me dreadful vid the wite of Jacoh Berean, of Marlboro, Mass, The le hid been amputated and - buried one month.” “The hushand, unknown to the wife, had the leg exhumed and the toes ened out, and she said she know by the relief that followed the exaet moment the uet was performed, A gentleman from Southern Ulsler that while co lectine speeimens of D cuculluria he notieed that the spurs of of the tlowers had been parforated or ent. s found, after caretul watchinz, that it had Leen done by the bunble bees for the purpose of getting af the honey enclosed. He found, too, that the original hole was used & second without a renoval of the puneture. ‘The bees, he said, appeared to know the exact amount of honey each flower contained, — - Some Day, Somo Day. Wiien robbers will not rob And johbers cease "'f"“' wen know no such thing Then honesty will hum And the millenninm Will brood upon the land of Yanlkee Doodle, - Her Happy Hint. SWhat kind of frait do you lo He questioned the matden “The Juiey apple with rosy chec Or the sweetand luscious poa Wi now in ¢ clephant had a terrs afterinoon - ng soil Intely nardi “Erom this rising for sulphur- icinity, smoko SAYS ra may And Al us boodle, s the best?” T, The gentle maiden smiled and said: *Tho fruit that pleases me Better than all the fruits [ know Is the 1ruit of the Christmas tree,” - CONNUBIALITIES, e hol ring The brides who call at the whi ceive u boquet. - Nothing like M on matrinouy. W edding rin ade quite narrow, of twenty-two carat 2ald,the wide bands having PIOYVEN 10 weatpi'ay Lo rapidiy. A soft answer tus away no wrath from wirl when she s sezions on the poppini que tion and means business,—(New Orleans Picayune, A Keokuk n ters who w n had three beautitul daugh- sl omarried the swme day, 1w iy be looked upon as a ture of calyfty Godsend. reo wedding “dresse: needed for every French womnn, Onets for the civil mariiaze, the soennd for the contract signing and the third for the religious cer Lhe earl of Dsaal, who married Miss Flor- ence Nowton adesidays ago, does not come aze until heoisaokty, but he has an allow ance from his frmsters of $20,000 a4 yearawhich Will be ndtiplfsd by four whien he'has his in- come in his owat hdds. Minister (fashionable wedding) God hath joined together 1ot Do man put s wder, Let us unite in - player.” ' Bride (kneeling, whisperin g)—"Remeinber, George we are to pass down the right aisle, and do try and not be awkward, You mortity wme W death sometime: A short time ago agenileman who lives within a stone's throw of Mr. E. B. Wasih- burn’s howe, was so exasperated ai the tardi- ness of the marriaee of only remaining danghier that he advertised, sub rosa, to give any healthy, respectable mign a boost in husi Dess and $10,000 to beeonie his son-in law T'he oifcr was suapped up like a blue-botiie before a pickerel, and the tenacious dauzghter anil the enterprising son-iu-law are as iappy as two bugs in a busket. A fow days ago Judge Brunson marriod a couple in open court. When the groom wanied (0 know Low mieh the feo was Judze Brunson replied. “Whatever you think proper.” This ad led greatly o the existing coulusion of the grovu,and everybody in the Are 15 straight | SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, selped by an wndian during the | 1885 v-e gazed with intarost whil groom dizging the n out_of pursa till he reached the bottom. and the of the pile was £18, Judee B 1son than the man and as they star 1 out he He ot ] W An Ex e da it L i saKe her fu journcy el sy roim rrender Then T thought that T'd oftende I nothing more could say For I thou zh my suit was ended, So L twrned to @ away. my heart with eriof wa iere L'd passed the door the eharming little malden ase frighten me some e ['The Rambler. el SINGULARITIE Thera is a cabbage farim near largest in the world. 1t takes 1,1 to set tie tract The singular fact s cortified to that for 53 years past some person has found it worth | his or her while o pay the annnal interest on agreen wmbrella pledsed for three franes in apawnshop ol Paris. A famous violoncello by Stradivarius, which belonged to two Servals, tathe and son, the violoneollists, is offered for sal at Brassels, s reported that a bid, $12,000, has been wade by Here von Mendelsshon, of Betlin, but that Mume, Servais has nxed the price ab $ 2,000, Seth Kinman, the Californi presented nnique chars to Uresidents B chanan, Lincoln, Johnson, and Haves, will next spring honor Prosident Cleveland in a similar wanner. The elair is made of etk horns, is curiously and - eliorately con structed. and is said by M. Kinwai to b Sthe best chair Lever did m Mellicent Porter, of Eltzahoth, N, ) visiting frien s in Haverstraw, N. Y ot with a Mr. Biak'edge a<'escort, They went to the top ol High Tor, & mountain 00 fuet high, when Blakled e aecidentaily fell over w ¢ and huns by a seraguy tee soune eighty feot below. The brave wirl tore Ner elonk aidd skirts into lengths and with this improvised rope she saved his lite. Noth inu 15 wantin g to eo uplete this. tomance ex e pt the usual wedding eards A Georgia lady has a suit of clothes in her possession that i3 103 years old, Her grand fathercut ont and niade the suit witn his own hands. The suit is made of flax, and the buttons are ent from a ourd and cove with eloth. Ty trousers are of the old tla knee-breeches style, and the coat is an ol fashionod sack.” A pair of flax stocking ade i the same time, compleied & wedding sult 103 yoais ago. 1= faten, heago, the 000 plants hunter, who while walked IMPIETIES, Revivalist Sam Jones has talked himsell siek, It has always becn supposed that St Louks wonid be to much (or i, As Sam Jones 1s not to return to the south e piek yp pennies from the floor. | Sinee LiTd | Ross, and | Nubian lion Prince, at | 5 | eheay 5 the root grew | o, Cal. | e has te.ormed St Louis, this section comprraively sate tora couple of hundred | years.—Macon (Ga) Telegraph, 1t is allesed that suppsed Chinese converts ) Chiristianity in New York are notconverted UL but pretend to be so for business pur posed. “The Chinese have discovered and are | Tmitating a great American device, | A clergyman, endeavoring to console a rich { miserin’ his dying housd, asked him: “In | Tookinz over your past lite, what do you re- wret the mostat this time? “That 1 didn't die twenty-uve years ago, when funerals were The female members of Elder Cross® parish | I Michigan ave riznteously incignant he cause he declared ina sermon thatyoung la- ies who dress beyond their means invari- Iy wear holes in'the heels of their stock- s, He knows too much. The Rev. Joseph K. Mason of New York hns exposed the si1Hiness of the fight on Sun- day newspapers by certain puritanical pus- tors, and says hat they ought, 10 be consist- ent. to nzht Monday ‘morning papers, too, which necessitate Sundiy work. “Linfer that Chicago and St. reswmed friendly relations,” said a judge the major. “What makes you think sc July that I see a Chicazo atithor s visited | St. Louis and writt 0 _a book about the | pace.” b, indeed! 1 should very much enjoy reading it. What is its title?” “Let- ters iron Hell.” Ah-l-h 1'—[ Pittsburg Chron- icle “In a cortaln western of the various religions se ant toward each other, particular, were very frienc On the oecas- ion of the Jewish rabbi's silver wedding, Le invided the Preshy tevivn elevgyman, and also | the Catholie priest. While thé reverend cl gymen were enioving the good eleer set be- fore them, the Catholie priest said to the rab- bi: “1 know that you are a very liberal mind | el gentleman, but could f‘ll. bring yourselt [ to cat porl ertainly, 1 could relish some hai, at least on- one occasion.” “Amd that would be *At the marriage dinner of your reyerence,” EDUCATIONAL. The Cinelnnati sehools have returned the use of the <pelling book. Wisconsin is erecting a building for a state school for dependent children, The state normal school at Wis., has thres hundied pupils, Ten teachers of German are employed in the St Paul, Minn., public sciools, A Santa-Uroix school ma'in forr unruly boys inside of nffeen minute claims Lhe championship, Thos. A. Edison, the inventor, sented to the department of mechanical gineerin g, Sibley college, a complele el cul plunt Tor lighting the Workshops, The Savannah News calls attention fo the fact that 75,000 white and 9.0 colored chil- dren attend the public sehools of South Caro- lina, ata cost to the state of severnl hundred thousand dollars annually. Purdue university, Indiana, has establish- ed a testing laboratory in which to deteriine the proverty of metal and alioys, the strengih o iron, timber, stone, ccuent, ele. Al ma- terinl used in state, cointy or ¢ity buildings will b tested free of eharize, ‘The Nautical School of the York, undor the supervision of the Board of Edueation. established on the old-fashioned sloop of war St Mary's, is a branch of public o u.-nu-mu.mmmuu-l\ little kKnown, Yot it is one doing in its wiy a great deal of good Louis have town the members Ls were very toler- The clergymen, in 10 River and vort of New | utes i¢ | Wiscon “Whom | | propriation l in giving a special edueation o a rather siall class 0f boys from that city and Brooklyn As the public-school buildings in New York will’ not accommodate all the children of sehool ae by some 7,040, the authoritics a Koty pi 1 belore thew, Tuey cither increase the capacities of tho sel cut down on children, The tendeney @ York is in the direction of retrenchinent, As an illustration of the faet that attend during epidemics lure spread of 1015 disea 1 erivus outbreaks | the ironstono viilluges of England the closin ot i sehool proved in e exy instance an cifective mean bl each local epidewmic to an en The following lave compnl seliool Lvws on thelr statute ks, but many seetions the law is o o 19y o cticuty Hlinois, Mass Michigan Haw) erse Penn ool o1 W 8, it s stated that dorin of diphtheria in i Conn Lire, Now ylvania, Rhode At a recent meeting cintion formed n yeara fmproving the piiblic wits voted “that this excentive commillo lature in the eity o1 B saparate ticket.” The colored people of Georgia pay taxes on over $6,000,000 0 property, aod nearly et the expenso of the colored departuient of school syatem. The stale I a school at tendance of 7411, in 1554, an inerease of 000 over the previous year. ‘Ihe state ) per eapitin for 184 was 1o eurolhuent is but little more thai « fof the sehool Joputation, mid the averuse - tendance only & little wore than one-thi Schouls aro kept, on an aver onths a year, Schoo] houses wr though the colored people support theis « sehools, they are not represcuted on the bourd of education, Lustraction in sewing work, wodeling im elay 1 for 18500 o me nend the law so thit ton shall b omamental needle ud lu other varlous | TR crzmArEsrLACD 7 IY OMAITA TO BUY FURNITURE S AT DEWEY & One of the Best and La) STONE'S 'gest Stoeks én the U. S, to Select froin. No Stairs to Climh. Ele gant Passanyer Elflvator M. BURKE & SONS, LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MERGHANTS, GRO. BURKE, Man: UNION STOCK YARDS, OIWIM NEB. REFERENCES ey, Neb. Columbus Staio Katlonal tiank Omuha, Neb, s=Morehante and Farmors' Bank, , Columbus, Nob.i David City, Nob.; Kearney National fank,Reae MeDonwd's Bank, Notth Platie, Neb, Omsha Will pay customurs’ draft with bill of Iading attached, for two-thirds valuo of stock. simple branches of industrial art, might be | 0 the girls of our schools with equal {vantage to both mind and body Christian Union. 'Thi<isail very good in theory. but according to the results of recent investiga tion in Enelish schools where sewine has | been taught. close application causes nearsiehtedness and squinting in young giris, We should ot serinee the eye- sight of the girls to improyve minds or morals, as the result may be reached by other meth ods, - Anexamination of 1,000 pupils of Not- tingham school. England,” discovered 87 per cent of defective eyesight. ‘T'he oyesight of the girls was found to be defoctive “on an av erage in 7 per cent more cases than that of tie boys, "This is largely attributed to the fact that neadle work is taught i schools to the cirls. 'The report on t Jeet says: “Fine needle work and small needles tend to mvh-w' vision squinting, in younz children.’ " STRICTLY PURE. IT CORTAINS NOOPIUM IN ANY POl to sowing WHD 13 UNACGJAINTED WITH THE GEOARACMY OF TS REE A1 ECAMINING THIS MAP THAT THE fl.umous = Yo € 5% Lours uu-‘ i MNgS GI‘I’J‘AGD,HHL.KKLANH& PACIFIC RAILWAY By ronson of fta contral poaition and olose relation to Tl Tinea. AW wt i1t an 1 ik iy W s Cough q~\¢=u;z,,w g pae IN THREE SIZE BOTTLES. PRICE 25 CENTS, 50 CENTS, AND $1 PER BOTTLE €2 [5CENT ROTTLES nio put un for commic dation G1 ail who desr: and low price | Cough, Cold ard CraupRemedy THOSE DESIRING A REMEDY ¥OR CONSUMPTION ot ANT LUNG DISEASE ‘ape $1 o ying en Sold by all Medicine Dealers. 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