Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 17, 1885, Page 7

i R i o s THE OMAHA DATLY BEE, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1 NP TEE CHIATESPLACE I OMAIIATO BUY FURNITURE IS AT DEWEY & STONE’S 8. TODD, BRIDE AND BABY. | coneider what & very superior class of etal mnst be employed 0 any A Howling 1n,ant Spotie & Bostonian's | o ot be DAY TIORBIT O th re privates in our litthe band. Haney moon. | knows not which most to adm | elusive of Alaska, about threo-fifths | Mr.and Mre. Ribert Y. Todd left the | &ancs of the finished work, the of the national domatn has been sold of | Hoffman Tucsday night of last | Of the pattern and the conseq s b ccted to conteact or grant. OF th6 | wook on the waydb their home in RBoston | the, molder, or the fine remaining two.fifths u considerable por- | Mr. and Mrs. Tagu were married in Bos. | Iottt, that may be ind tion is eitner mountain or desert o a fow wooks ago, and they oame to | S Ceborate and intricat Government receipts during the_last | Now York on theit wedding tour, They | Of neteork st teiie: yeat e exactly the same as i 1865, ex- | bros 14-mppths' baby with them, | sId, vt it ) cind loans. Bat in 1 the exvendi and thisis why fthey brought him, says o lish fes were wero $1,217,000,000, against | the New York dournal ot sitver Mr. Todd isa very Fashfal man, He "'t es May $60,000,000 inn 1835, Duri courted his wofe, then M ss A, berry, for six yoats and he never had conr ro enough td'pripose to her, The el der Me. Magbery wave Mr. Todd every | encouragemient. * He chained u | pacded tho front gate, and. aid in tons of conl and_gallons of ‘oil for the parlor lamp. he conl bin. was empty, the ol can was at lowest ebb before: Mr. Todd annged to stamimer out that he wounld bo vory happy is Miss Mayberry would marry him | So they were married, tut Mr. Todd vowed_ tiat he woild not go on a bridal trip. He told his wife that he would die if he knew that every one was langhing at him and pointing him ont as s bridegroom Mr. Todd observed that old married peo- | ple as a general rule had children. s | wife brghtened up and promptly bor- | rowed her marricd sister's baby. Mr. | Todd was corn and he and his wife and her sister's baby left Boston on Thursday over the N'Y, N, H. & H. R. K, Things went smoothly for awhilo. Mes. Most of | t s pport | than | of 2,150 officors nnd 24,700 men | the big nations of the effete K | armics containing more odicers FACTS ABOUT UNCLE SAM. Interesting Statistical Trformation Concerning Government Affairs, expenses during the last million a day for Unelo Sam's houge | year were a Imost & | each biisiness day. That this ropublic | not ungratetul is shown hy the fact tha the pensions item e o list with £56,000,000; next llaneons, in clnding publie lighthouses revente, cte., $34,000,000 | t the public debt, §51,000,00) fund, 16,000,000, militry harbors and o 1 "expon quality of 1o ass forms hav m Somoe 1 ty ling thing nd easily it ke tarn’shed W buiidir st on sinking lading rivers, $ 5000000 eivi judiciary, ete.), £ 4 000,000; nav, | 000,000, Todians, 36,000,00: foreign | tercourse, 8,000,000, and Districtof Co | v, #4,000,000 Uncle Sam takes in a 0 expo eid ¢ . The In orang FO PR RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, Backae ' Meadache, Toothnehe, Kprains, Rralscs, ete., ele, Prica Fifty Cents. ALDruggists s Dealers, THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Sole Proprietors, Barrimonr MARYLASD, 1 James Medical Instibute Chartered by theStateof 111i- nois for theexpresap rpose of giving immediaxe reliefin all chronic, urinary and pri- vate diseases. Gonorrhes, GlectandSyphilia 1o all their ecomplicaed forms, #iso ail diseanes of the Skin and Blood promptiy relieved and permanentiycured by reme- A erowdod of the rthe last year the government's were £16,0 0,0 ) greater thanin the rec ipt. $25,000,000 less neverthe T of room th Tow whi not gold, nor t L clear, bluish tr n from wirich the ligh reflected ym the diamond when cut into facets, as are som ornamental buttons for Jadies' they almost rival the sparkle of the innt. The polishing of the facets is per formed upon on ordinary buff wheel ssed with eroe Berlin iron is also | yed in easting statiettes, or lacquered to resemble which they frequently wl to which they are nowise , except in the intrinsic value of the materinl, w8 the peculiarity of the iron used i its capmeity for casy flowing when in a fused state, and thus perfeetly tilling the most minutt portions of the okl - Street Car Incidents, Chicago Mad: A very funny ine occurred on an Ogden avenne car hang ng to a rying v o 0,000 1816 the g s, surplus of silver One of the Best and Largest Stocks én the U to Select from. No Stairs to Climb. Elegant Passanyar Elavator senment has spent sium of $225,00,000 in taking 1 save of the noble red muan, not connting money in_the courso of & year. Weare | the cost of killing or hunting him with all taxpasers, and we ot to Know | il military where these three hundred and twenty , ' § ila 1dat ¢ oar | gentof tie revenues, ur §38 '-‘r"'r”"- A odienl 1 Sk nating the free cir- from customs and internal revenue | OO B Il Btichiacinll taxes, § 81,000,000 coming from the cus 'nlllf-‘lh "i"”" wed within the county of toms he Sales of publie lands turn | P4 o bil 3,000,000, profi nage, ofc., §3,000,- | penditure “h seems 1o o0 peace | N P BRI OEWUTERECONE finsis. The pension estimate for the year | beginning July 1 Lot is £75,000,000 The government now maintaing 2,000 lighthouses, lightships and stakelights on consts and rivers, besides innumer- able fog signals and whistling and other buoys. It cost the people of this conntry $6- g dres: o b wer, not M. BURKE & SONS, LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MERCHANTS, GEO, BURKE, Manager, UN/ION STOCK YARDS, OMAHA, NEB. RFPERENCES:—Morchunts and Farmers' Bank, David City, Nob.; Koarney National fank, Kote Doy, Neb.: Colinbis SEo Bk, Conimbus, Nev.; dcdonad 3 twik, Norta Plate, Nob. Owabd National Bank, Onvibiu, Neb, Will iy cusiomers’ draft with bill of Inding Y sold, | inferion [ Cotton is still the Teading article of ex | wrt, being 30 per oent of the whole. | I'he cotton exports were: Unmanufac tured, §:02,00,000; manufactured, $12. Next to eotton is breadstufls, | , or 22 per cent of the whole lent fow nehod, for two-thirds valuo of st dies testedin a Morty Venrs Special Practice. al ‘Weakness, o Losses by Dreams, Pimples on ¢ Face.Lost Manhood, positively cured. There 1o experimenting, The appropriate remedy a8 at once used in each case. Consultations, 3 Sonal or by letter, sacredly confidential, Med- Scines sent by Mail and Express, No marks on tackage to Indicate contents o- ender, Address DR. JAMES,No. 204Washington St.,Cnicago, L. DOCTOR WHITTIER €17 8¢ Charlen Ni., St. Louls, Mo, Mo Cotcee, b 2 en suy ovher T gsicien taBt. Louts, L i s Prastration, Debility, Mental and Waakness ; Mercurial and other Affec Skinor Bones, Blood Peisen’ Exposure or Indulgence, wh'. Toll wivg el acul 1o e soolety ing Marcia FANR Ly eured, PABAIECI (e “iivelape, freetoany ddvoi Boc o by wal) 11 5 A Positive Written Guarantce g [ ARRIACE GUIDE 83, DAGES, PINE PLATEO, elegunt clot it +Bfudly g evatod tor BOa. (0 <y, O ident. HuGnes, C: W.V. Monse, N ony LW, Yare Lrwi A.F Toveaviy, \ BAYKING OFFICE: 4LHE IRON BANK. €o. 12th and Farnam Streots. onernl Lankine Business Teansnotod. A FINE LINE Or J +Fanos and (rgan WOODBRIDGE BROS’ OMAHA NERRASKA. "PENNYROVAL PILLS “CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH. The Originul and Ouly G- ual NAWE Paz {1, 00 A2y, T & bositive reniedy fuF tha ahava diwbsees by I Siihol cancwur the ‘wors: Niid s o bave ¢ f——+ L TTREASURY DEPARTMENT, OFFIOR OF (O IFTROLLER OF TIE CURRENCY, “\‘ ~4I"‘N N, Docember 10, 1855, hy w0 the s made toap e hat The ¢ 0 tho oty o1 Omahn, in the county o1 Dous andatato o Nobraska has compliad with ail th rrnlelnn‘ul tie nct of congre 9 to enahle N fonal I inking Associutions 1o d the TWO' BOT tEATISE o0 aro, E sento signed, 1€ hag beel prie 2th, 15, 1, Honry W.Cannon, gomp enioy. do horehy certify onal O naha, Nobraska, is authorized to havo ke tho period speeifiod In its monded nrt #6500 15tion, D by, untll €ioso 01 business o) nlor 12th, 1 hoo X timony wheroof witness my hand and son 'ty W. CANsoN, roller of the Curroicy. o0, 1634, -{,mlm, of otbee. thie uth agy" ot Docenbor, BEAL. I8 i Comy deolrdiot anhia Nut'onn! Bank, >n toneee Naxvova, Saiw 3¢ some of tha 7. dimeres of Aghd :MUSIC HOUSE sutlsfuctory ovidonce pre- ence and for other purposcs, {hint the city of law, nnd stato of n nl DRUNKENNESS OF the Liguor waoil, Positiely ¢ Cared by Administering Dr. A Malnes' Golden Npecitie, I ean be g the knowledge of nd will effect & pernsnent wid » ‘ther the:patient 1 & moderate drinker o 10 & cup of coffee or tes without 110 porsan kakiug 1t s absolulely 8 \(ry, 2 i y | ing filled by presidentiul ‘appointment given in thous i s, and I evory * 7 ha followed. Bt mever fy Amproganted with the Kpecllic, it becom Ampossibility for o lquor appetite (0 oxist, FOR SALE BY POLILOWING DRUGGISTS : RKUHN & €0, Cor, Dougla 18th & Cunsing Ses., Omuha, A. D, FOSTER & BRO. Couneil Blutis, lowa, ©ull or write for pamphics containi of ki 8 (romi (i beak womeh Para 0f Lo countey’ M. R. RISDON, 71 General Insurance Agent | “REPIU grace ¢ N, V., Assers houa 1ls. Aw’ ~ iy 1ae, Phildclpiia, Assets. jow Humushiro Cash Assets.... A— Vit Phenis e Lond Aol HAGAN'S “Magnolia Balm LB & sewct aid to beauty. Many a lady owes her fres! 2 Mess 10 it, who would rather ‘" not tell, and you can't tell, W perfect cure b uiier hundreds new Gom. ‘rovisions are third, with $107 000,00, or 15 per oent. Most of the breadstufls and nearly all of tho provisions throngh the city of Chicago. Oi cent, In 1795 the were four millions: in 13 in 1815, twenty cn millions; in eleven millions; in 1835, seventenn lions; in 1845, twenty-two million 1850, fifty-two millions: in 1865, twolve hundred milbons: in 1875, one hundr and seventy millions, and in 184 hindred and titty millions. These fig 's exclude the interest on the public debt. Unele Sam paid out during 1835 a mil lion a we dobt, he has in any year sinee 18( paid out for this purpose §14 aw sum nearly equal to his pre: expenses, ineluding interest and sinking fund. Even so late as 130 the interest burden was $55,000,000, Our watehful Unele employs 150 men to inspeet st boat boilers and examine masters, ¢ sors and pilots. These men mspeet W0 steamers during the year, and did their work so cavefully that only thirty-one accidents oceurred, enus ing the loss of 133 h This is the smullest loss yet recorded, but one lifs to every forty-thiree vessels inspected. The pension ofice is one of Uncle ns. It bears upon nes of $15,0 0 persons, of | whom 241,000 irmy invalids and 78,- 000 widows and minor ehildeen of de- ceased soldiers. ‘The survivors of the war of 1812 are still with us to the num- ber of 205, while the widows of those who served in that war number 17,000, OF the entire amount of customs dutics collee! Lust 70 per cent w col- lected from the following articles of im- port: Sugar and molusses, 59; wool und its manufactures, 15; silk and its maou- factures, 8; iron and steel and their numufactures, 7; cotton manufactures, s tlax, hemp and jute and their manut ctures, 5. We are now in the midst of a govern- ment fiscal year. The reports are for the year ending June Inst. Estimates are given for the remninder of the year, and'for the year to come. A surplus of $2:4,0000000° ¥ expected this year, and curionsly enough, adeticit of nearly the sume sum for tie year ending Juue 30, 1837, Our_ Tndian population, exclusive of those in Alaska, is reported as number- ing 250,000, nea all being o 1 on lund sef rt for their use and occupa- tion, aggregating over 134,000,000 of neres, As this is more than 500 acres to cuch Indian, buck, squaw, pappoose,war- warrior or half-breed, the tribes should not starve, Utnele Sanrhas $100,000,000 in hi hox, and in this respect is not rd up. t he owes $1,848,000,000, and is there- fore $1,448,000,000 behind tho world. Fifty-tive millions of people are his en- dorsers, however, and his eredit is pretty good the world over. He cun get trusted for anything he wants, Sugar and molasses lead the 1ist of im- ports, with a value of nearly $77,000,0 0, or 13 per_cent of the who next, with $46,000,000, or 8 per cent. Wool third, w million dollars lower, and silk fourth. The export of raw cotton is $100,000,000, and the import of manufac- tured cotton, §27 000,000, Ono-third of the public debt bears no st. The interest bearing debt is 00,000, Two hundred and eighteen millions of this bears 3 per cent, $250,00( 000 44 per cent, and §733,000,000 4 per cent. Sixty-five millions of Pacihe ruil- way bonds bear 6 per cent interest, About one man in ten of all those who enlisted in the Iate war are reported as receiving a pension, exclusive of the d vendentd of deeensed soldiers. On_ the st of July, 1875, the number of pension- ers was 231,821, aud the incrense within the ten years next thereaftor was 11 The revenue marine service (guarding consts, _inspecting merchant vessels, visiting lighthouses, ete., under direction of treasury department) i3 lar most people think, It contains a flect of thirty-nine vessels munned by move than 1,000 men, Unclo Sam looks pretty carefully wfter the welfare of hissubje who to the sew in ships, Ho w than 200 life-saving stati which saved more than the year, losing eleyen. Juno 80 Inst thero were 51,259 post oftices in this country of these be- overnmont's expenditures sixmillions 1825 mil its rolls the na 1a the crews of 00 lives during sw York” has a greater number of presidential oftices than any other state #—1llinois being next with 181 The exports of domestic merchandise »m the United States to foreign coun- tries last year amounted to $726,000,000, the imports were §%),000,0.0, showing a balunce of $116,000,000 in favor Yankecland, It cost the government a million and a half lust year to maintain the District of Columbin,the law being that the govern- mont shall pay one-hulf of the expenses of the other half, On the tirst day of last month there were in this country 2,700 national banks —the largest number since the pussage of tho nutional bank law of 1363, Of the 8,40) hunks started under this law ouly 105 have failed. Uncle Sam’s building operations are nearly as lurge as those of Jrhlunuu. He is nuw“p:mlicully #§ work upon eighty new sérueotures, seattered all over the country, and designed to cost from $25,- 000 1o $1,600,000. [ The government's receipts dur i;’eur ending June 80, '85, were 822,000, uu,ffluda mare than s mittion for ench working day. Uncle Sam is still ahead of uny plumber or coal dealer in the country, The shukis fund is _one per cout of the cntire public debt. This must be set aside each year and used in the redemp- tion of borids. To it isadded all frao- tional eurrency rodeemod by the troas- ury. The Unitod States army now consists g the hass | fourtl 1n importanee, with £1,000,000, or | 74 per cent, tobaceo is fifth, with 8.4 per | i twin in | 500,000 to feed and blanket the Indians Inst year. In 1852 the cost of these wards reached nearly 10,000,000, Congress is not such an exfensive in- stitution, divectly, as ome people imag- ine. Three mitlions and |mh~ more year are sutlicient to pay its bills, nment lost nearly $11,0000n de ) age in the purehased for wse of the postofice department. . ‘The nimber of passencers earried on American steam vossols during the last | year was about 600,000,000 ngainst 890, Coflee is | 1o down | ntains wore | of | of the District, and the inbabitants there- | 000 in 1852, The postal receipts at the 2,83 presit dent postoltices is moro than three- quarters of the revenue of the postotlic department. [T are now 178 c | postottices, employing 4,400 Conkling and the Libel Law, By the way, Mr. Conkling has defonded every it suit brought inst _the it nt management of the New York WVorld, wmy cases has displayed th sl ability which his encmies denied that h upon the of these suits w. A1 stice of his profession. One s on trial this week in a Brooklyn court. Winchester Britton, for- ¢ distriet attorney of the eounty of Kings, and concededly one of the best lawyers in either eity, was on the other side. And yet the ex-Senator seemed to hay walk-over, not b se the easc was an easy one to defend, for there was little doubt that the plaintift had been really wronged, but because his influence over the jury waxed greater as they got betier acquainted with -the defendant’s counsel. Aside from his knowledge of 1r, Conkling showed that he was thoroughly conversant with every topic that this could possibly bring up. Tor ex: he put a veter 'y Surgeon on the ly used him all up by show greater familiavity: with all thie books relating to the expert’s profes sion than the latter had himself, He recled oft technieal terms by the yard in putting Lis questions, but used them with such preciative acenracy as to make other ex- perts mble about going on the stand to submit to such a cross mination a8 he wils stre to give them. The Weorkl conld itve made o more fortunate selection. Conkling conld not have well under- taken @ mor ious job than defending libel suits for this purticular newspaper, for it is a notorious tact among New York newspaper men that Mr. Pulitzer's great morning daily is pérpetually incliicd to treat the libel Taw, whether on the ci or the penal code, with the most sublime contempt. In the ease-ahove alluded to Mr. Conkling’s opponent put the who wrote the ulfugml libclous ar the stand, and before he got through w him extorted the admission that dirceted by his eity editor to pr “sensational”” articles in any event. World is_rather an exceptionaF publi tion in this particular point, having al- 1MOsL 10 ¢ itor in the ficll of sensa- tional jour) has hoen achieved through u earcful catering to the wants of the masses of new readers and through its pioncer o the divection of " pictorial _ illustr: Most of the Now York dailies are even unnecessarily earefnl about treading on the toes of the libel law. Many of them have been bitten repgatedly in the past for comparatively small sums. And yet there is still truth in the proposition, meiated many years ago by a journal- istic wag, that “the United States ought to mint a eoin six ecents in value for the accommodation of such publisher: t mnleted for damages in libel suits.”” Such it coin would surely bo a great conven- ience. E e i Millions in It, Chicago Heruld: “Thero are some mighty green men in this world,” said the passenger from the west, “and [ struck one of 'em a week or twoago. If 1 hadn't I wouldn't be here now. Last spring I went out into Westorn Nn-hvmlm and homesteaded a quarter section. I hadn't 1 the land, but took it supposin® it was But whon I got there I found it y inhabited. About 150 acres of the 160 were covered with a prairie-dog tow Well, 1 concluded to sottle down and see what Ieould do, and I'm mighty glad now that Ldid. About two weeks sgo | was {up to the railroad station trying to get trusted for some bucon and flovr and tor- an' feelin' right smart discour- ol T was out of money wnd grub, and the winter was comin' “on fust, an' I couldn’t see uny way out of it but to eat prauric dogs, they're mighty hard to teh. But that day was the turning point in my luck. While T was at the station an 1 Englishman got off the cars an' said how he was out west lookin fer a place to muake an investment, Said he'd heard o the fur business, and wanted to know 3 Le was out in the fur country yet. *‘Fars,' says I, ‘thove” hain't nof'—an’ ki struck me anged | my tano. says I, ain't no botter fur country than this _on ‘airth, Just como out to Wy place till T show you wy fur farm.’ H An’ he went out with me, an' I showed | im the prairiedog town, an', us luck | would have it, it was a bright sunny day, an’ the dogs was out scootin’ around by the hundreds “Patkin’ abont furs,’ says T, ‘w think of that¥ I've been six years growin' thoso mink, an' hain't sold “a hide. It's all natural ‘fncresse. Guess they's 'bout seven thousand of ‘em now, an' they double ey year. How many will there be in ten yers? “You oughter scen that Eng l‘\iwn]llx'llxt: he took out his “pencil an’ ured itup. He made it 7,168,000 mink. Well, says L feall it 5,000,000, to be on the safe side. Tt won't cost §1 to keep o, either, an' if thoy're worth a cent '»'ns worth $1 apicco. There's millions oI / *“I'hen he got right down to busine an' in less than an hour I had sold out for 7,000 cash, s’ the next day L jaid the homestead at the land oflice, g 1y patent, transforred it o him un’ took livsl train for the east. Step ‘into Lhe buffer with e, paraner, an' take a drink 1S — Hor comploxion is liko her name, Why't She usos Poszoni's Complexion Powdir sud is a lily it d'ye lishman's got | T | o possessod when he entered | porspiration eliascd each other down lis Todd earried out the deception by poking the baby's stub nose into her husbhand's eyo and tolling the itsey witsey sing' to “kigs his papa. Mr. Todd talked out loud about th son at school and only Kissed his bride in the tuan kv other passenger thought that he by married for ten years except an old lady w.th grey corkscrow curlsand eye-glassos. That old lady sat in the corner sc nd glared at Mr.Todd until he got so ner that he offered the baby a chew of tob By-and-by the baby began to cry wld bounced the biby up and down, but wore she bounced him the more he The other passengers began to Mr. Todd, who got red ‘in the face and looked as if he wished he were de “The buby had been yelling for all worth for exactly forty mifos when the Indy with the y curls walked over and said to Mrs, Toldd: hat baby is hungry feed him? Mrs, Todd fid; d in his s eried, scowl on . Wiy don't you Mz, Todd bout to ng athis turned erimson. il seemed W Mr. does he eats” finnily while drops of colil tdo asked Todd, face the oo of his neek The lady with the en She reached over Mr buby from his passive marched with the buby into the bag r, whe sundry tin cans were ranged inline. The old lady explained matters to the bagg: ge njaster, and the baby was fed out of ondof the cans until it scemod that his legs must be hollow to hold it « Then the olddady: carried the ba to Mrs. 'l'ml:lhnmfi wed him over with the observation “Young lady, don't yi mother of fourteen. The other possengers during the rest of the trip to Newy.York were anvious to know all about the son at school of whom Mr. Todd had L king. Wheneve they stopped latghing they asked all sorts of questiony about him. Arrived in New York Mo, Thidd bundled his wife and the baby into a cab, drove to the Hoffmas house and telugrdphed to his sister-in-law to come on in the fi train. - She eamo and took har Zehild back with her. Mr, and Mrs. Todd billed and cooed for a conple of days wnd went back to Boston. - HE GOT THE PASSES. How J. T. Bloyd Scared tho Mil aire Railroad Manager. Personal reminiscences of the late W, Vanderhilt are numerous, and extremely intoresting. “W. H.T." in a letter to tho and rolled over 1id not a word. oldd and took the wife. When she u over try to fool thy on- of u good joke pl the commodore died, le York ntral railroad to his management, J.T. Lloyd, the famous war map 1 hid for many ycars previous to that e been issuing Lloyd's Railroad Guide, and BB nlnt oAb oL stniving yourly psses from all the railroads; buf when Bill Vanderbilt got control, oné day Lloyd wished to send me, his general of canvassing agents, to Chi laving Ve pass from the New York Contral railroad, wrote a note to William nderbilt for such a pas: r waiting two_hours” 1 millionaire i the Forty-second strect de- pot oftice. After reading the note he said : “How's old Lloyd? "Tell him for moe Vanderbilt owns this line now, and Van- derbilt don't give passes. Good day, son- ny." And L'was bucked out of his pri- vitte oflic When I reported the matter to Lloyd he was wild willll rago and swore he would got even with Bl Vanderhilt Lloyd had at that time nearly veady for press w cheap new railrond, tefoarapli and express map of the Unired 8 ates and Cunada, to be sold at 10 cents a copy, to fold and carry in the pocket. Justahove the title of this big sheet-map was a blank space in the Atlantic ocenn, 3x2 feet wide, The map was not quite finished when Vanderbilt sent his refusal to Lloyd Lloyd went to his dranghtsmen’s room und ordered his hest artists to make a ter- rible picture of a train of cars on fire and in collision, piled up like an eruption of Vesuvius, with heads and limbs flying B y wauy. The artist made o picture and cut it up to sections, und gave it to eight engrav- ers, who lhnished engraving it for printing by Qusk, When it was joined together w5 one big view, this was placed at the top of the space in the ocean, and over the cut was placed letters three inch- es largo. Stand . Killed and woundd- ed on th k Conteal ralromud. Unie cut of the terrible col- lision wore a#6Wof little collins an inch loug, pluced ggosetogether und hrono- lm,gumll List of' §Rbccidents that had o currod on thigrowte for thinty years, with the names of the killed and” wounded. Just below this list of Killed was o perfo likeness of Whilion H. Vandoerbilt, and undor this pere his name and the words, “The mwawer of this rounte.” Ho ]u-mll\i«l l‘lu copies and mailed :'mr to \V.lllv i L Vandegbeds, one to Channcy M. Depew, umlni# to the general ticket wgentund one eaghto the sous of Williun H. Vilnderbiluegt duy Willium ufil derhilt's coupe stopped Iway, and he caine at 164 Br ) und - grected B in a friendly ner, and pulling/but this disaster map, said “I got this at my house this morning. | Hore, fill them up, Lloyd's desk somo . Vanderbilt told Augustus Schell, his in- timate frend, an some of the directors of the road, who said he onght throwing down o1 twelvo yoarly w0 huve fought Llowd rather than give | in. “Oh, I would have fought him sll my life, only he had such a perfoct koness of myself, . I would probably have boen willod by some sociliat wiile traveliug some day."” bt Curious Iron Jewelry. Publio Opinion: But few who have ud. nrod the Beantifully finished stoel ornu. monti--buttons, bracolets,brooches elasps, Lo, —somutimes worn by ludica, hive ta kun the trouble: to asocrlamn that they sels dow consist of other than cust iron, or W up stairs | wan- | | in the tront end of the erowdied ear when awoman squeezed her way throneh the crowd with a baby in her arms, all weap pod ||’v and complotely hidden from sigit in n shawl, and stood herself np inan g ng attitide, as it mutoally reproach- ing for their_scltlshness the ,,....,\‘- who had seats. Then a gentleman arose and cavalierly waved the lady to a seat, When sho had squared hersclf aronnd she began to_loosen up her shawl-wrappoed bundle. The gentloman who lad given up his s vitied when the frow sy I log was to i ng shsery fussiness in gotting comfortably set up a langh that was tull, able: o, and sativieal. The poodic-ci et indignant, then ann i finally confused, and left the ear at | the next crossing to escape the jeers of ber heavtless fellow-passengers. disclos the pass bout this seat relingquishment i n shrill voice that was from a very smadl man | on ihe pof the Tower plaiform, | 1 played a good one on one of those niee, | ammble woman who think they own tho | carth as soon as they comd inside of a car. He! het Just week w man and a far alady eame in who, I reckoned, w about 200, She scemed to feel real bad hecanse some one dudn't got vight up and ask her to be seated. Then I thought I'd have some fun, So' T wriggled out of my inch and a half space aud & “Have a seat, madany She smiled a thankial sort of a smile, and turned avound to sit down. You sco, Lain't a heavy weight, andonly about two inches of space wis visible on the s She looked -at it sort of i Lho-u‘l\illul of .\l/m\‘ herself up. : Dl you sit theret’ says ghe. Fos'im, suys I i Wl saysshe, T auess 1 tired.” Then” everybody snicl and hard, and two or three fellows went out on the front platform to smoke, give her room enough for sit down. ¥ hus found to Iwas silling one evening d right in between a big hunk of & woman, when ghed ¥ in another w: man with a fierce muastae! ing on a cigar for ke ‘I gave my seat to a lady one and she didn't en look pleasant about it. Sort of snifld, “sthongh it was regular and ro- quired’ by law. That made me wrathy. “Scuse me, madam,’” L says, ‘1 (hink 1 dropped my purse on that seat.” She got up then, and' I turned round and sat down 1s cool as ice-cream. Oh, she was mad; said she had been insulted, and went. and made a kiek to the conductor. He said he couldn’t do anything about it, and sho ot offfat the next corner, 'cause every- Body was guying her.” - What an Enterprising Drummor Did Chicago Herald: “I had a little oxpe ence . the other night,” said a drummn that took all my ne il gall w bear up under. Ever sinco D've been on the road I've made it a principle to mect all engagements. More than once I've skipped three or four towns in which [ was sure of selling biz bills of goods in order to keep my engagement with some girl or other. When' © agi cortain pluce at & given minute you ean | bet your last dollur I'll be there, Well, | the other day Ilanded in 5t. Lou nd | suddenly discov that in a moment of | I got eve The girls | gl brothers girls to the theater that night. were not acquainted, either line and snewk, and the g were eustomers of mine, thinking the matter over, I made up my mind that ['d live up to my contract. I bought my seats at two theat gaged my carriage, and pared for” the campaign. I word to the flrst one that call for her rather carly, and to the other that Tmight be a few minutes late. I} v No, 1 off, seated her, excuscd my- self for a minnte he the rising of the curtain, slipped out, and in_two scconds the horses were on a run for No. 2. 1 got her in the seat flve minutes after the cur o, Stayed the act ont, excused wont back to the other, apolo- gized, and everything was all right, I spent the evening litting from one to the other, and got my monvy's worth out of the hiackman, us T made him hump. 1 nquirics 28 to the hour the plays would be over, and found 1 had twenty- flve minutes’ leeway. ‘Then I made such zool use of those twenty five wies that T;,nn No. 1 home and was hack after No. went down, 13 2 Just as the. eurtain To o to skip out of town because the hatkman fter me with a bill for one of his hovs. ceowhich had died from overdiiving, but not till uftor Thad sold g bills of goods w the givls' brothers. Buosides, Lhad the sat istuction of keeping my engagements and performing an unparalleléd feat in the theatiegomg business, That's the kind of u hustlor T am.” The Ame nument, A Larvamie dispateh to the St Globe-Democerat of the 13th says: 4 S monument, erected the Pacitic at & man, suinmit of the mot ns, at a cost of 60,000, be 0 very tronblesome clurge a mun nivmed Murphy, of Laramie City, maude the discovery t it was situated on the public domain instead of railvowd | land, 05 was supposed. Hs at onee loc tod the ground wuder the desert land act, and wrote the company offering his tile for sule. The Union Pacidic sent out Massrs. Liunberton and Ryner, two of their keenest lawyers, who persunded Murphy to relinguish his cluim for town lots worth §100. it is learned that the lawyers bulldozed Murphy into a settdement, claiming, and making him be- lieye, that he bad Tud himself liableto im- prisonment. It is loarned also that Lum- werson, who hailed from Oma left there with #15,000 with instractions to use wny or ull of it in buying Murphy off, Wodnoaday morning the last discoyery was iide that the entire north side of thi wonwnent, front the railroad, had beon decoratod with paintod signs ¢xtolls ing the virtae of a medicine Louis The Union cky proves 1o Recently - Flage at Half Mast, Tho presont custom of ruising flugs at half st as 4 cmblen of publie wourn- ing is i curious ous. Unguestionably the orginal ciatom was W lower flajgs atb forgotfulness [ had promised to take two | y stations as a sign of public g Pic flag is supposed o be ordinardy tying from the mast head at such places.” ‘Lius 15 the sign of sceurity, possession, w1 the tme of war, of « It i always an emblem ol taction, and somoetimos ot and umph. It was then Lt that in e nition of public sorrow the g <houll b partly lowered. Bat such s not e ex- isting custom. Now on tae doath of pub Lie neen adk hasto is mado o ran p a tlag to halt mast on every avadable nagstaa, though, bat for such death, the stail would perhaps haye remamed Hagless tor months, Fone cifoct s o gvea ¢ far wore fostive ai taan it would have worn had no such death oceurved. Flis a curi- ousevidenes ol the geadiual perversion of acastom. But one pusse of the new de- velopnint deserves positive reprobation Lot 1s the fyig of busiiess banners ab biadf mast forts and milit e Y N The Great Invention, For EASY WASHING, IN HARD OR SO°T, HOT OR COLD WATER Without Harm to FADBKIC or HANDS, And particularly ndapted to Warm Climates, No family, rich or poor, should be without it, 501 by all Grocors, Dt beware of vile tmb tations. PEARLINE is wmanufacturef ouly by JAMES PYLE. NEW YORK: Asthma Cure. This myaluable specifie readily and perma- neotly cures sl kinds of Asthma, “tanding cases yiold promot- 3 eful curing provertios, It iy known throughout the world for its unrivaled oflicncy. CALDWELL, o 5, 186k Since u or more than on, entorely well, =6 hns alpy ., WrTLes, Asthmy nd so, uiter | 3 1 win havpy to say th inmy e, T am ghul thit among the many who can spoik so fuvorably of FOUF remedics, A vnlunble i page treatise containing similat TO0f from overy stato i tho U, 8., dn and reat Mritain, will bo mallod upor anplicntion. Any druggi having 1 in stock will pro- re it. bor the most obtinate cuso in four diys or less. I o Hian's Sluble MadicatadBoug nausenous dosos of eubobs, wndiiwood 1 &in by do<trovi g the o Cure without —medi el % ated OO M o Bic " EPITHELIOMA ! ol price. Iae furtior purticnlors gond 8 Johnst, New York OR SKIN CANCER, Forseven years 1 6u Tered with a cancer on my tice. B our uen s wern (renl re Commen od (a6 182 00 8 1Ls S 0l 1.0 | e LERIING 0 ML e W1 CHUEE (0 secaio ity 1) Thia 1 wies suees 8500, w b ogan iis use. Toe intne ENCo Of The et s ne ut est wits 10 somewhat BLErMVo the sorc; but soon the infbsion wius allnyed and 1 b Wwinp ove ati u st oW tunkics, My won el bo. ) o s @veally Improved. L am sironger, and whls te y kind of work. "I cuneer ¢ i o hogun to deeiease and e thor to b unti thore is not & Vestige Of i lert—only a LU0 seur marks the p Mig Joiciis A MCDOSALD, Atlinta, August 11, 185, 1 have bad a o my faco for some siending 1 s ieck bone ac he nose to the o1l O e nfrroat il O panin, 0t Ginok | and it ing 1o 1 CXICnt U It Wk pst e anlo. 1 need usins Swits Bpocilio in May, 18 8 have used eihe borios, B s given the tvelicf by vemoving the intinmation and restoriLg my pouernl benith oo W ksanwes, Knoxvilie, lown, Sept b, 1853 Treutise on bood und’ skin discasos mailed Bwifl Baocifle Co., Drawer 3 Atlania, Ga. Man and Beast, Mustang Liniment is older thag most men, and used more and wore every yeas, The most | WHD 18 UNACC IAINTED WITH THE GEOMMAMIY OF THIE CEE WY EOMNNG TH The Creat Rock At 11 patrons thak sanee ot perional secy The Famous Albert Lea Routo i i Uni < g E. ST. JOHN, Gon'l T'RUS Vs, ARty Wl A e Wor iddle Agol M, oily $1 by mabl, A M ) bosipaid, upow THYCFIE A X GREAT MEDICL WORK 0N MAN1))) e Vitality, wnd Physical Debi'ity ors of Vouth, and the i eration ini, ' myicleen; Ton Fox wl heve s 1 Is invkin'ible, Ro e lor 24 yoxin I ny vons on. A and oid, 125 pro <ol 08 of w ase o eoer b vother work in iy the vonng toe 1 tho wicuwdk o roTiet. 14 will boas WOGiUOr O 80€Wty 10 Whom the S0leno b et T e e o CHPDIIE il 00811400 i tho skl o all other physi 0 spocialty, Such treaied sucossfully without nn instuico cifuilure.” Mention this bivor, THYSELF ' | Railway Time Table OMAHA, P ¢ followine is ¢ of srrva' and de- part ne o traing by . Central Btandurd thne ¢t Lde o . ‘liwins of the C., St P, M. & and dopart f) depot. cornor ned Welb s BRIDGRE TRAINS, Pridee tecdas wol onve L o lepor b 8:i5— 5 3200 -8 A= M50~ 10:00- 11 U m,ang 4 0 e B0 4300 o . . Ccave e or ok Omaha 1 kix) o Lats Ml n Ao wime K 1AGO & § ISLAND, pross. G0, MILWAUKE! Mail nnd ¥xp xpro s , i N A& QUINGY ress & PACIFIO, 2080 M Lol xpress Loenl o FRYTORY 1101 BL LOuis Jax, Teanster i8] i KANSAS CLIYy af. JOL & COUNCLL DL KPS, 0:00 A M . Muil i By pross. o X108 BIOUX CIEY & Rioux (i LRI, M i s NTW A RD, Bipross O & REP. VALLEY. - Muil and Expross, [ B& M N Miil und Express. N BOUTIHW MISSOUKE PACIFIC Dy Hxpross. Nighit Bxpross K C B 5 & O 1 Via' Platismaonth NOWTHW A, C NP P M. KO, Sioux Olly Kxpross 65400 Onkland ACoommod'n SIWARD. & L Via " st smduth 1 BIOUK YAKDS THAINS Wi leave (. P. depot, Onahi, at 6:40- 8:35- 104510 K5, m.§ 40 i 600 A, m. Jeay Bio ) mds for Omub v af:50-10:8 & 1y Lxgopt Bunday( T e B D, diily cacept Mow A rn dily ©, dnlly except Baturds; v e gl e divy. d s vl il i a 0 0 vuin oy or ork Oibe 8:108, 0 Dopuri, . Bidah AN P | 6200 Arrivo, AN KM 10 e Bl kel o b radgeavered u st iool, Now el