Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 4, 1885, Page 4

4 = - THE DAILY BEL. o o h 014 AxD 010 FAnRNAM 8T New Youk Oseick, E00 4 6, TRinuNg DU G, yenine. exeert Bundag. The ning prpce publishod tn the ot oniy Mor #laic. 3 evers 5 m TELRVE Y WAL ne Yonr.. £10.00Thres Months ix Moot ha 0 One Month Ane Wik Uik, Pollished Every Wednesday, THME, POSTRAID, One Your, with premium 1§ eir it promiv ix Mern(He, withiont promiuin 16 Month, on trini CONEEPONDENCE ting to news and nidressed to the K £2.00 ations ould be Hex. WUAINESS LRTTERS: 1 romittances shonld bo PUBLISIING CONPASY, hecis and postoflice orders 1o tho ordor of the comprny. TEE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, PROPRIETORS, K I R. Eprron. s pay At e Frray Virgin! et Lye's eavalry has captured The confedorates are still in My Bovo reterned just in time for the demacratic round-up, but he couldn't save Put Ford s bacon. Burre, Montana, clalms to bo some- thing of a financial centre. She has ten furo bunks with a capital of $i00,000. Ir Dr. Miller had mado that great spocch a littie more previously wa doubt A Pat Ford would havo nny votes Rev. Jor Cook isdelive Jectures in Canada ing n sories of This is pretty tongh on the Canadisng following, as it docs, the lute visiiation of small-pox, Paws has spont throo hundred and soventy millions of dollars sinco 1832 in public improvements, Parisians ovi- dently belicve with Omaha that paving and sowo Now that the tarmoil of l¢ s about over Mr. MeShane should come ailrond pro- position. Omaha is willing and ready to give it respeetful consideration. Avrnovci New York and Virginia went democratic we have one consola- thon Nebras| Kansas and . Jown bave gonoe republican, and don't you forget i Wit ans discovored that ther wothing rotten in Denmark, thoy doubled up theiv forces with a bricade of Bohemians in the First and Sccond ward Axp now the o charges of erooked- ness in connection with the late Hanlan- Teemer boat race. Frauds in athletic and sporting contests are doing thei to destroy publicinterest in such ox- hibitions. I M Jonx D. Rockererier, of the Btandard Oil company, said in a recent addrezs that an important incident Lo the ahaping of his life was the reading of the Tife of Amos Lawrence. From Rocke- feller’s business methods, we should Judge that the history of Dick Turpin had @ more important influence in shaping hia v Tie: sentiment of the Freneh chamber of deputics is reported to be in favor of a general amnesty of political prisoners. Such o move would do rauch to establish the republic on firm foundations. No government ean stand the strain of mak- ingg political opinion a erimi or of waintaining & vindietive for past history. memory A nvnBER of Grand Army posts have egreed to chunge Decoration day to Atbor day and to plant trees inst strow flowe The tree cr i culled by its cnemies, eannot spr too fast for the interests of the wost where the influence of forestry is redoem- ng millions of acres of virgin soil from A n aud turning them into pro- dutive farms. EVANSVILLE has just rec d a lesson fn municipal honesty from the federal wourt of Indiana which decides that she must pay the principal and interest on Ber bonds voted to railronds. Attempted eepudiation even on a strong technicality Aoes more damage to a city's eredit than can be repaired by ton years of faithful porformance of obligations. Om high standing in this respect is due larg Iy to the prompt manner 1 which she hus made good all her financial prom- 505, Mi. Canres Fraxes Apaws is some- what cold of temperament, though highly colored as to faco—Le will pardon the Greek accusation—but lie has abundant intellect. Ho secs that the Unjon Pacliie headquarters ought to be in Kansas City, A cultured fam- 1y, these Adain. Kansas City Yos, Churles Francis Adums is a very swwel-headed man. He has ordered the Union Pacilic headquurters building, substantial five story strocture in Omuha, to be enlarged by an nddition nearly the size of the wain building. The addition 15 to bo completed within ninety days. ] Brecuration on the New York stock exchange is increasing rapidly. Scats in the exchange have risen in value from $15,000 to §81,000. ‘The trznsactions are woekly increasing in amounts and Wall sireet remarks with a smile of congratn- Intion that old times are back. The pub- lic oaunot be cantioned too often that in- crensing speculation 13 not necessarily an indication of an approaching boom in logitimate business. It is often the re- Voo, he coming of the present de- pression was precedod by the wildest speoulation had for yeurs on Wall street and its long coutinuanco has been in u great degree dug to the speoulative eraze which eveated und muintained fictitious wabues and swamped eapital in wild-cat gohemes under the guise of good inyes ments. The present exeitorsent on Wall streot is no indwation thut capital for permunent invesiment is hurrying into new channels, While t! is evidence that money is eaclor, by far the greater part of the tr. ons recorded on the oxchange are purely speculative and show absolutely nothing us to the netual comdition of legitimats tiade throughout the country. The Klections. Returns from the eleven states which held the 3d of November iy <tify tho hopes raised by the topy Ohio. The states in which popalar interest was most d have gone democratic by deel sivo majoritios New cloctions on conter d David B, Hill, the democratic candidate for governor, by a majority of from 15,000 to 20,000 sinis o ¢ y . wit . th 1 wervatie, Tl in tha gl I probably result in the election of a democratic senutor in the place of Mahone. Conneeticuthas eleoted a deo tic legislature. The republicans have mado gains in Massa nd Kansas, The returns from Nebraska are mea The repub- lican state ticket is ¢ ed by the usual mujority. In Douglas county the repub- r won a substantial victory. eloeted - the entire coun sket with the exception of eoroner and rissioner. It is possible that the contest between the candidates for com- missioner will be ork has ele morratic by se8 of the places Litz rnatorinl over poct usctts, Tow, clos Keep Closor Watch. A prominent feature of the campaign just elosed in Douglas county wus the lively discussion of county munagement which it brought ont. The attention of tax payers and eitizens ganerally was di- rected to the loose methods of doing business in the county court houso aud to vavious, to say the least, questionable transactions which were brought into publicity for the first time durving tho canvass, Many of our cit taken the trouble to porsonully commend us for drawing attontion to the necessity of a more rigid and elosor watch of wi- s incthe county court house, and to greater publicity and disoussion of the oflicial actions of the board of com- missioners, in the future. Omaha and Douglus county ure so nearly identical in their interests that our tax payers c not afford not to exercise tho s watchful care over the conduct of con afluirs that they do in eity mott than nine-toaths of the taxes expende Ly the board of eounty commissioners are levied in Omaha, Whils this is the case, theve is less known about the dispo- sition of the funds so raised and less pub- lic discussion of the advisubility of mea: ures and mothods adopted by the board of comumissioners than in many of the 1t is hizh sssions of the The me ings of the city council are oven, adver- tised in adv fully vepe.ted and freely discussed by the pub- lic. The mectings of the county commissioners are neglected and only know through the incomplete and formal reports of the records in the county clerk’s office. Most of the pro- cecdings cut and dried before the Loard meets, and the routing business is razhed througa with little argument or discussion wunich could oalighten the public as te the inside workings of the county. The people are nearly in the dark as to the actual cost of running the various departments in the court house. There has been o lack of itemization which would give the public any idea us to relative expenditures for court and jury, fees to elerk: es and per diem of commissioncrs, perquisites and allow- ances of the sherill, cost of main- tenance of jail, and a hundr other questions to which _ the; have a right to demand b The annual treasurer's veport, with its imposing wrray of figures in double columa covering a whole newspuper page, is published semi-o fonally, it would tuke a professional accountant to unravel its mysteries When the rumors of okedness 1n the county clerk's office forced an investigation of that department, o few weeks hard work and a cleurly itemized statement by an outsider gave the people of Doug las county more information s to the workings of the clerk’s oflice than they had secured from years of veading of the commissioners proceedings as made up from the oflicial records. The Brg does not propose to sheathe its sting which for the past two wecks has been gently probing matters in the county court house. ens have smallest countics in Nobraska, time that the star chamber commissioners should ceas ice, answe made A Good Suggestion. The report of Quartermaster General Holabird, éxtracts from which have just appeared, contuins several excellent sug. gestions for congressional action in tue hne of increasing the efliciency of our regular army and of its garrisons. The suggestion that will meet with most gen- eral approval on the frontier is that which urges that the troops be concen- trated at military posts on the flanks of the Indian reservations, and that they be quartered in garrisons on the lincs railway where movements can be and supplics ean be ch and speedily furnished. o far ehraskan s concerned, her need of military pro teetion agamst Indian atticks s chiefly confined to her northern border. The Sioux re ations, which extend along the state boundary to within fifty miles of the Wyoming line, demand s strong guard on the south us they lave on the north and west. ‘Lhe two import ant posts of Niobr, I son the only garrisons to defend a streteh of country nearly 400 miles in length a et us burviers against possible Indian raids to the south, The demand of the people of northwestorn Nebrasha th these two garvisons shall be made l and perminent posts is in accor ft with the best militury judgment s to theiv strategie importance. It cides with the recommendations of Gener Schofield and How in their last printed repo! und with the expressod sentiment of every lield officer who has ever served on thu northern frontier. Now thut gross has appropriated liberally for ens Lurging Fort Niobrarn our entire d ticu ought to pat their shoulders to wheel and work for the interests of the people of Sheridan, Dawes and Sioux countics in their urgent app strong post at Fort Robinson, of settiers have poured into the ¢ adjucent under a sease of 5 by the knowledge of its pre coins con- orey for u als v und are THE OMAHA DALILY BEE v e e now united in their requests that the post shall not only be maintained, bt up and strengthened Senators Wyck and Manderson, of our sional del tioa, can ds nothin will giv t eatifaction to northern constituents than to push t co t the nest session The Cay The mectir Midgley in € con ot Classiti der tho ear stion qu importance to Jjobhin tov of the wost aded by all general managers of roads extonding from Chicago, St Paul and St. Louis to the Missouri river, and of the lines rune ring westward from the Missour: river, including the D ¢ & Rio Grande. The moeting will make a final decision upon the made, of the joint western elassifiention committes, that the system commonly known as the dual classilication be abolished. other words that rs rates shall. be the same whatever the amount shippod, | whether in car load or less than car load lots, Western jobbers who are forced to competo with Chicago and St. Louis wholesalers are only able to do so by tho difference which the car load rate makes i freight bills, This diterence forms | their entive prolit on many classes of | If our jobbors were foreed to puy the samo railroad vates as small fot purchasers, it ean readily be seen that they would be driven ont of the business to make room for the great establish- ments of Chicago and St. Lou This is the seeret of the agitation to abolish the car lot rate which has come from castern doalers desirous to erusi out western competition. Itis o sutisfaction to ho able to stato the scheme i en blocked. The ilroud commissioners have voiced | the sentiment of the shippers in a forci- ble argument, which compelled the ma- jority of the railroad managers of Chi- cago to place themselves on record as opposing the proposition. The app of western merchants and of loeal boards of trade have also had their influence, and it is u foregone conelusion that the proposition will not be changed. The storm of opposition which such un ine- qnitable measure woulld exctainly evoke is something which tho raileoad mana- s aro not yet anxious to face. A rEw months sgo Kansas City was claiming a population of between 129,600 and 110,000. Its municipal ecnsus, which has just been completed, hasa population of 101,012, gain of fifty per cent since 1880, during the lnst five ye twice as fast us Kun Omuha had 30, and accordin, state census of 1833 she has now a pop- fon of 61,87 n increase of a little over 100 per cent. Within the next t her growth continues at t tion is one of supremo overy It will be aut requests road s, 5 b s | Oma to the ‘I his is Eng] exceuse for grabhing more territor: the shah can look out for blood on face of the moon. the CLEVELAND proposes to iner her police foree to 240 men. Oma Lin- erease her police foree some time in the future when honest assessments give her the funds with which to muke the inereaze. 1 Russian bear is growling again in the dircetion of Constantinople, A pro- tracted howl from the British lion is the next et in the menagerie which may be hich the mugwumps are coming off their roosts makes the aver- e democrat more certain than ever that they are dangerous political nonde- seripts. Tue number of clerks who left Wash- ington to vote at home this year was unu- sually small. Every republican had more important business right in his oftice. W suppose Dr. Miller oceupied the stage at Boyd’s Opera Housc alone for the game reason that he takes the middle of the street in waiking through Omaha. TUrKEY-DAY is set by Mr. Cleveland for Nov. 26th. A half a million office seekers are anxious to know what they are to be particular], We wonder if Dr. Miller w Pat Ford for Nebras competer 1l endorse United States ma position sherilf. Dz, Mir. and to-morrow he will hire a h the democratic stiffs that have been laid out at the ballot-boxes to-ds Oxana still keeps her pluce among the leading finaneiul centers, standing six- | teenth in the hst of clearances at last | reports STATE AND TERRITORY, N mka, Grand Island is prowised a new hotels A circulating hbravy Is to be s.anied in McCouk, The second bank will soon be opened in s Vhe Oakdale Jonrnal hus been sold to F. Putne; The ney neatly co k s ts that 400 buildings have been erevied there this year, Pitnes sports & five-pound potato | Vel and bore bouncer, Lnhioff, of Linec is the prinei- | of the Histings + ¢ Light com- M. E. chureh at Central City Seventy-five houses have been_orceted in Ty i year, 0 whien 59,000 brick were wsed and 318,000 worth of Tuiber, “Pio jail birds convicted of lareeny sli out of the jail at Kearney one night last 110 the surioundin g dari The cold weather has yet bhid no eff the Arapalioe wattimonial warket, and the Lol reporters connue to bewail the scarcity LS njhsions e Antoine Marlfedt, of At calibre of his cheels With @ shotzan last wee Uniortunately the shot gianead and carricd eway the top of lis head: 1415 young wite is i niorning. Superintendent Ho'drege, of the B, & M, inlorins tho authorities of Hastings that if cliy bulids asystew of watel wuiks Lis | | nson, tested the | thoe Mullen | the territory in AR 1 Y P i allons & day and | Cotorano, The poll st of Avapal Denver, s UG nanes, Tire police of Denyer ran in 173 boy were ont ralding the gotes lst S wiwht, who will reap abo kind<of ce y domain in Weld connty. uters’ nnion of Denver, Sunday, denounced the b methods of the Knights of ty. Eatan moot- | yeotiing Labor” in that vafors' alljanes of Fort Colling have rutired upon the immediato erectio war which to handie wid disposes | ot their prain and all furn and dairy products A turnip rivale wng wp in Georges town The inege: SO tar as e d, weizhs over ¢ inilar vivalry in line the teld at L[] pounds. Tn mang | here but ] top o f ¢ ny direction without m s now foreed to follow Tanes for mony The set o ment of the valiey has been rapid indecd for pust. ans for the new coliero at Tonemant | s iront ¢ W brick building ot | beside tie and bascanent, | & Solid wdatton, whiell Lupon the cround. | Ouly ihe | poriion of the huindins will he erect atiirst, the two wings o ba sdided when the wants tho s !l Il render it neces- sury poninds, yoming, the turuip | present boing thicwen | circumference and weighing 13 Montana, A rich strike was recenily made mus Dumiinunon mine, At is s richest atrike in the tereitory, 32 Chinpman named Al Burs, indostrions burgarat that, He yided 0 neighbors” house, cleaned wnd was gathered in by the ollicers. The Montana Stock assoclation is doing good work this season towand heading off Tn- dian horsethioves. AT the Crow ugency 10 e stock inspector Lis 10w coudeeid upwards of 500 horses. A valuable coal vein s boing worked in ass, twenty miles tron Hecn, xpeet to employ about 20 ad put the produces ot the mine terrivory. . eross valua af SL0 Copper, % atllcet n the Da- id to be the 810,000,000 ad, “ontdcrs.. of eattle, 75,000 head, 6,000,000 1hs. nd turs, veres report of Governor Hlouser pre- osting B | 750,000 | 500,000 | | 1w census of 1880 wave a popul An estimute of the present poputation on the v tatthe last election, gives 10 000 i round numbors, ‘The total assessieny of property for 1534, #8 returned to. the to 1l auditor, wais i raction less than $50,- 110,000, 150 0f $3,000,000 over the pro- vious year. : ase in the tanding hete 1 the report U under cultivaiion, 1 mers eannot 1, 08 o1, too. i dispropor- fed with Dalota, ent to Indian i the enibrace A square wmiles, nearly thirty of thy choicest agricultural, nineral fand inthe northwes Cror eartestly urges that tho reservy reduced in and_tiat taken be head of 0,00 T exports for the p {otal ot 26,000,000, a8 follow Vtah, The Stanton and Buck Wee re and « The baniks of Salt 1 ceipt for th+ endinz O-tob Sive, of S1 807,22 in budiion and ; ore,n total OF S1150.02, As i evidence of the dullness of trade In Sait Lak Lseveral business howses have | diseavded g e light and return 1o, coal oil an Th tiary, of and one there for s i the re- inelu- candics. in the Utah peniten- | n for lifte tor murder | sxecution, Twenty wre asurplus of wives. Toombs and Cameron. Boston Herald: Perhaps a_iinal story of ‘Toombs may not be uninteresting Ho in the senate during the bitter slavery debates, when Seward was wont to deliver his conciliatory speeches, These gen v called out a vehement and insuiting reply from the southcern wembers, which wits peculiary exasper- ating to the senators from the north. One day, after an incident of this kind, i ich Toombs had made a vituy nswer to Sew nator 7 poith going too far. stop to it. Some of him."” “All right, replied Cameron, “I sit nearest to Toombs. 'l do it.” As soon as the Georgian had finished, Cameron walked over to him, ran his arm through h id: “Toombs, why dou’t you talk (o me as you do to Seward " Toombs looked at him fo and then, with a lnugh, replied: “Well, Cameron, to tell the truth about it, [believe yon'd fight In nis latter days the custom of ext gant vituperation grew upon Toomb: Tle was merely the sound of his former sell. Vehemence eame from habit rather thun from force, and he was in no sense the man he had formerly been. He way the aged giant in the bones, who could only gnash hjs teeth at ok passers-by. Yot he always possesse wany kindly traits. momeat, A PLUCKY WOMAN. Successtully Played Detec- tive. phia Record: The pluck of small prople—that. is, of prople whose stuture is not t of giants—is o con- stant surprise to men. It s your little men, w5 usual thing, who are the most bellizerent and your little women who are the pluckiest. A case i point: Mrs Mary E. Bryan, a hern lady, who has written ond or {wo povels and who edit w periodical called The Sunny South, has recent] 2o Mew York™ to till the oflice of editor of My. Norman Munroe \tions—the Fireside Companion | and the Fanily, S er. M. | DBryan is a young woman, and quite sniull, thin, “fs most Southern women | and short. | She' has black cyes, but 1 | | How Sh Philad. are of the'poetical rather ‘than of tieree order,/and she hus v gontle quict manners. M Bryan wus up-towh in # street-car the other th " §106 in her little hand-ba, Sha sat the hand-bag down on the s beside her, and when she left the car sl left the bui, too. She noticed & woman | on the other side of the car change her | seat 10 side of the hLand-bag, but thought nothing more of She had not gone jar afte ing the car before she discovered he und, taking the next car, she canght up with the ear she had been i1, but Tooked in vain for herbag. The con- ductor suid he remembered letting a woman off ventecnth street having bag nnswering Mrs, Bryan's deseription in her hand. That was all the clue Mrs. Bryan went to the police headguar- ters, and detectives were sent out to find | the missing bag, but without success. So | Mrs, Bryan, who did not feel that she | could aitord to pay $105 for a ride up- | tows in & horse-car, thought she \muld | the loss r of g | There is | | mothe | tertained the other oy | i ] | | | i QT e R B e WDENESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1885, DY i i e A T S — T ———————_—. S ——————————l— work herselt. Sho nth it of a tion of her vitas she waa told lint deseription A certain ouse ont fac-similo ived ther did liv do a little debeotive inquired in Sevont fore that th hould b ( like liers in New York boy t sho wonld veally ‘ o it, to sco ot it out, and sure h thero w issing hagre, She did not want o take for fear of troubks with tho boy. So told him tha wuld to see | wait for her ind she waited, Finally the nd the § e lome st gering undee aload of purch find just heen making. Mus, Bryan con fronted e wor wed her of the thett, The woman d thett, but owned that she had She suid she saw it on th pickod it up and wall ovidently was not a she seemed to Y ) ol cnee, which she tried to pacify by srguing with herself that w had not stolen the money, but had fouad Mrs. Bry told hier thut she saw that bren making good nse ot the loose chane, 1 “wondered if she had anythi, lett I'h husband — suid that there was §30 in _the and this he handed over to Mrs. . She took it and lefi ton house, s herself with half alonf, which 1y considered to bo better than t her way rejoicing, coscenio the woman, for fd to feel more pity than Now, Mrs, Bryan has here the POt for a good little detective sgory, and i she works it up, 13 ' khows how, she will probibly carn more money than was absiraeted from the b she will have gained the expy well; and experi: tter ull, stock in trade of ey riter yan had only been in” Now Yol about a fortniwiit or three weeks, il yet she had an expericnce w Nuow York women have had. That she had the pluek to play the role of dotective hersolf shows that she does ot know. much about the ways of New York thieves, or she would not _bave thought of such a thin, But comi from the country, and being full of contidence in her own wit phunged in where oth- ers would he to o, and came ont suceesstul, 1 do not think there are many northern women who would sit alone in a thiet's ho and wait for the thief to come home and be confronted with her guilt, s her roturn, E— PAINTED WP A HATR. Art Work that Dale tish Microsvopist was Abio to Do, Sun: A wicrogpi of this eity, who does not ride out of his'home, wnd suld not for the world allow himsclt to be nterviewed upon his pet subject for anewspap ning at The Marvelous ton, an iin New York nis honse a company of pero hom was wreporter for the Sun. d to o table standing in the e of the voom, ! canicroscope. sto tell you mierodeo- ss, for in- picked up ‘which ecoataing the beautiful bouguet of tion, when look- ly be nof o ed at with the nal ) seen at all. It A ks like a small shot. "I'he bouquet,” when you look at theough the instrument,” contaui as you ean discover, eighty-two distinet flowers of varions shades and colors, and_each is as perfeet as it woalid by possible e itto rep resent it on canvis, he entive bot includi I the flowers, leave wits made from the seales and b Brazilian buttertlies. The dust from the wings of the butteriies was placed in po sition by Henry Dalton, of London, who isnowdead. Dalton, with the aid of a microscope ed ‘up one particle of the dust the end o hair, and adjusted it to a slide in such a man- ner that when his task was tinished the bouquet assumed its preseut beautiful and perfeet form Althongh Dalton was dissipated, he slled wost of his imitators in his culiar line of art. . Among icroscopists his works are” prized as highly as the works ol the great masters in - painting e valued by urtists who work on can- A painter who can paint w com- plete scene on w sur as siall as a sleve-button 18 considered skillinl, yet Dalton used a single hair for a brush snd dealt with particles of matte urcely ble to the naked eye, which he placeil in their respeetive positions, witi the of his microscope, with steh necu that he tinally produced his r 8¢ which are so correct in every de- t urtists who have examined them Iy have been almost overcome nishment. Tivs is what I eal one of the wonderful achievements of the centuy “He'was n fast worker, and, by labor ing almost meessantly, hé could linish it, L think, in the course of a week or ten days, The Dalton slides are very valua- in Amerien. There not mor lides in countr be purchased for love . In fuet, as [ said befors they ave as highly prized by meroscop. ists throughout the world as a rave paint- ing by a celebrated master is prized. 1 have also one or two other slide: cuted by artists not 80 noted as L wy's Elegy, containing thirty-two s, hus bien photographed by the aid of micrascope on a slide within . space of oue-tenth of an ineh square, and is perfectly legible when read through poverful indtrument,” I'ns company looked through the in strument and saw, wmong other ob- jeets, the tongue of the toe-nail of a gnat, the pparatus of u flea, the t too small to be deteeted with the naked eye, the oscalat’on of the blood i mo=quite's jugnlar ve s on the back of a fly's neck, o fri in anant’s collar boue, and @ thousund other extravrdin and the phy 18 one of N0 is that in- Jucob’s Oul, Instantane photc the discoveries of the stantancous puin-cure, & She Would She Hurtford Post *“I'he; beautiful antumn days," sighed Rosalind Melsh SHow deligghtfnl they are o foliuge of the troes, with its varied tints of scar let and gold, and the mellow haze that sleaps on - yone hilitops. Oh, that I had wings — St would be s good chimed her around femily L of Were a Bird, thin, mother, “you co nd be of some use in practi arn't you, ma, dear," vl Rosalind strayed to " the piano and lot her feelings escape from ber tinger ends in that touching ballad, “I would I were o bird." — Purify your blood, tone up the system* and regulate the digestive orgins by tuking Hood's Sursaparilla, Sold by ..ul dragyl How to Catch Oold, Phila Sitina etreot-oar next lo dow a wild autamn day. 1 hot drink hefore going out into sid or dump air Lot the | hool during 8 10 = wentry afe in a ba whirt wiiting to b r your I vy thy sh Ocie! Put on & pait of ¢ & when yo Euil to che vos while nmmer mber your i ‘ W8 change ther, Wear one ot th out o chamo! ampoocd Luaes ineo in the conts under ' cutaway nuel vest yon a Blust ot your ui Lhrow yous oyor ing winter duy to new neektic Send the childeen out in sutumn exercise in short, thin stockings skinpy skivis Leave oft vour rough you go driving and wear your one to look swell, Go to the front d and i bidding favorito young wnn Tuke w hot bath in tae evening and it up in your room to linish the st pages ol an exeiting novel Throw ofi your heavy coat when reach the office in o hirey and put your thin knockabout Go down to breakfust without a wrap 5 before the fires have for ovorcont when nico thin o in 1 cobawob dress ood fight to your you on ing-room up b iaily if the wi is near the bed Run 2 squ to eateh a streat-car and take oft your hat for a fow moments to ol ofl when your eateh it » out into the lobby durving a theatri- eal por formance and promcnade around without your overcon Do your baek huiv ¢ have been aeenstomed to wi 0 out on a windy o Take a long a while de i 8 4 beanties of your Come in from lop on horse- back aud stand talking in the open air to v tive or ten minutes, i evening pariy in a dress-suit without putting on heavy underwear (o compensite for th 1055 of the cloth it you arc buld i or have a sus ceptibie back, sit dv id - ope near one of the side doors Wear a0 thin vest of faney pattern 'n'nllu\ln s alitt ow the cont and ows apart of the body that should ways be warm to get chilled The Wicked Pelephone Girl Plays the Mischief With Miss i veck's Mouth, quiet about the ex- because the was oft' dluty restumed her when you rit low and 5 nd stand for olt the thot al- al- e had been hange for severul weeks frolicsomo telephone oirl On Monday morning b e at the key-bo md when 336 “Hollo, Pothole, who do vou wanty” “Give me the ine Gush,’ please.” SAlLrights here it is “Hello, is this the ‘G “Ttis. Whatean ©do for editor politely replicd “You know Miss it singer, do you nots't ainly. She has been in Bostoo, T . having her o polished.” s0 she has,” Pothole re- Kleneck, the believ: So Vo Mr. Pothole? met with o 'very bad ace ning. "' ed! Give me the particutars, ple: “Well, you see she down to Prof. Billboy's saicee last evening and had just opencd her mouth tosing *Sweet Violets,” when—"" Hure the wicke d switeh Jing cont utly ¢ “Go on, plo “Well, the 1s n loud erash, and looking up L observed that the roof had fallen i and the ruing wers enveloped ina great cloud of dust.” “Do you vouch for_this story the city editor; and Pothole hiving be 1estored repl You irl broke the connce- L who w ] ul the city editor im- eimed: “Most certainly name in connect "hat evening, when poor Pothol his fireside reading his coj \" s eyes fell upon tie follow- ing item: Sap Carasrroras, —At Prof. Billboy's soivee lastevening, Miss Ticklencck arose to sing “Sweet Violots,” when, to the utter cons! ation of all present, the roof of her mouth tell in and left her an utter ruin, enveloped in acloud of dust Tmprobable ns the story appears, Mr. 1 1 Pothole vor for its truth, ' aplaing why Pothols was found dead in the sewer the nest morning. can sitting the *'Gus stime for a Winter Evening, Macon Telegraph: A mock *‘civil ser > exaunination, conducted by IZ\I ary h last night, which aflorded oof smusement to the large pher of persons who were present. A large cluss was formed, many of our miost popular ludies and’ gentlémen tuk ing n purtin it. A scries of simple ques- tions was then asked cach member of the i i The answers given 3 amusing, and of was discovered in in most ¢ ludicrous, Amer y mornith in the y gove the state wag the lust adwitied to the Union? brought a ioty of answers, Several said Idulio, one Te: SO { and one correet Where was N Envope, in Washington, in the Mediter rancan Sea, in Covsicany, und the jority gave corvectly, the island of Cor sien he di-tunc f the exrth the sun was estimated at all the from 1,000,000 miles to 1,000,000,000. question was ssked how many tinies do the moon revolve arcund the suuin the cour p year, nnd sceimned a stunner, Some said” four times, others twelve, several answered five times, and a small number ans one time, The present King of Greece was named George, Wil liam, Petroleum “How many are t . s answered all the way from four to eightc ome said the planets were the searth, san, moon and The freezing point.of water by aheit's thermonteter was said to bhe S, B9, 4 and everything bt the corrcet point, “Who wrot w's CEle in a Country Church dy'? One cred Shakes (H 1id Longtello Anxious to Loso a Log. An Atlanta o T walkod wor ut the st house and called o Loy to the door, Henry Austin is sundl ten-year-old shoe-shiner. 1 sleeps and works on the street anyone hus known no voor kin He pushed orter tion ctofore has 13 crying pitvously when | 2050 through the ixon b What's the trouble, H @ reporter I want to go home, M n't ot anyone Lo wi SWhat are you in for “Lain't done nothing. A po arrested me ‘canse I was riding on Central road pussenger traio. “But didn 't you tefl Mr. Buchanan that you wunted a leg cut off ¢ Yeos sir, 1 told him that." “Why do want log eut *'Cuuse § wauts Y eman the | 11 0d o laid down and | | plinets | woncy. Ma's sick | Tnml T oan 't git work. Didn't Jim Brooks, the boothinck, git $5,000 when_the teain cut his leg o'y Yes, he did. Mr. Hoke Smith got it for him. And thon, didn't Lem White got nearly an much for los- ing a log tow 1 just thonght 1f the train Il cut one of my logs off Mr. Hoke th could get %000 for me too. I | dudn't know that it's anybody's business if 1 want to have a leg cut o, and they arrested me for nothing, " S von wanted to Tose wleg that had why didn't you lay down and let the teatn tun over you ¥ Why did you jump ot and on ¥ *Oh no, boss, that would never do, and lot the train run over we on pumpose, I'd got no mor ey, b if it | been an accident, 1'd s got womething." g e Chestuuts for Rheamatiem, Chestnuis ~notof the story-telling kind, of the Kind roasted aud sold on stroet corners—but horse-chestouts, such as Bichop MeNiernoy is carrying in hi trovsors pocket for rehief from rhoum, tism. Our Washington dispatches re- ported on Satarday that the good bishop of Albany | Leen induced to earry horae chestavts by a Californian, who fold him that the superstition i utive of the Pacitic co: T'he Californian is nmistaken, It was introduced _upon the Paciiic const in 1551 by & New Englander, who was vt oflicer in the San Francisce ciatom house. He both prac- ticed and proqehed it and every year ha sent Lo the coust, by way of Cape Horn, +of horse-chestnuts to dis: rlus converts. It has pro- < of Now Lngland ainly, and cors and there is no geaport wthand and Boston where wlo can not be found uts in their pockels, to tribinte their freedom: from complaints. Whenoe the wll ue we do not that New @ Eng- from which it has been «d thronghout the United { however, has ro- sently been brought to our notice in h it wa believed and pragticed nt o immigrant ander cireum Which imply that he wened it st in breland ceording to obacrvation of the New Englind cavtirheumatic virtue is sup- posed to depart from horse-chestouts aftera vear when the old dried. nuts should be replaved with fresh onos. - (ireat Sale of Real Laces. AL bestoand surest preventive, S P Mart Winske ol by Drinegists and Grocers - which t chotntio kuow, but wo and s thie | The Wedding Present, Wall Strect News: The wedding guosts e dey and the happy couple woro making rexdy to o to the depot, when the newly mude father-in-law approachod the newly made son-in-law wand. said “Juling, Tdibn'tplace a chock for § 030 nuder Hattio’s plate, ns is - often done.” “No, sir; you didn't.” “Instend of that, Julius, Lereditod the amouut to youon'wdeal in whe It's so ‘much srin put up by you, you so (D¢ r; i case you eall for more murgin and 1 ean't” put up, you'll—you'll -— “Clase you ont, of couise, Julius, Good- by, und may Lord bl both my dear childeen. " To California. On November oth the B. & M. R R., will start a sclect excursion party for California, vin Denver and Salt Lake., Forty-live dollar Hru s one way, return when you please at-elnss cars on ex- ins through to destination. Start tation on the I & M. R, R. apply to AL C. Zieme cket agent, Lincoln, Neb., or to. P, s, weneral passenger and ticket nt, Omaha, Neb. d s (il e Trilled Like, ¢ a bird," said The Kind of B My doar the fond husl . “What sort of a bird, my love?” in- terrogated the gratified wif “Like one of those birds that can't sing,” was the reply. And ucoldness intense settled at” once upon the houscehold WEARY WASHERWOMEN b been made glad by the introduct’on of JAM JI 3 PEARLINE, a peerless compound for the laundry. 1t cloanscs the most deli ric ‘without iujury. Sold by groce How Women Woald Vote. Wero women allowed 1o vote, ¢very one in the lund who hias used Dr. Pioreo's “Favorite Prescription” would vois it to be an unfailing remedy for the disenses = peculiar to her sex. By druggists. And Every Spocics of Itching’ and and Burning Diseases Cured by Caticara. ith its agonizing Jy velio vd by w W ILL0 by tskin cyiro ‘h e doo3 of Cut ) j OGRS Ithe Y irenin, v, wiim | drily, with two solvont, the new 06 biood coot, the porsn ill Bpos O worm, psorinsis, lichon, pru; N Aundriis, nd evory 8 )ocios of itohl ‘nd pluply Bumors of (o selp un sk the bost payaicians wnd all Kio i ro.nedivs fill, W DONAL Deurhor grai Kuowled (€8 B oure of peemn. oF salt rheum on hoad, neek, fo nrms uond le 8 Tor soven con yearss not nble 1o’ walk except on oo yeur; noLable (0 hclp elghtyones: o | hundieds f romes dics; doctors pronounced his oo pers y cured by —Citicurn (b oot puritier internnl Cutieuri Soup (the groat Culcn o, tundds wnd kneos it Timsedr 16 hopoloss; Iesolvent W w1y HovauTon, Baq, nwyer, 23 poria s onso of eczdun Under hm ob- for 10n Veuts, Wiich cove. e | the e tieni ¢ body and limnt, which wll ki 1t 1 wpphioi with Lenwiit, w ¥ el noioly |y Wouaics, 1 ivg u clown uud a0 st A not wicen | o g rhres buxes of Car nund four bottlos Hesolvont uive ens Loty cured me of this droadiul dis S ANCLA S PIROIIE £ ? i hoat prat the results ob. i i Caticien Remodics, of waleh | iuy ore b of wd otioes 01 to K . Munto e 2000 N. Broad st., RBold by all druggises, Cutioura, Gt £ Bonp e, Prepure ] by tho Po e DIt AND CHEMICAL CO., Hoston, Muss, Send for pain phlot. % . PIFY the complexion and skin by BEAU L NG Prico, HMRUMATIC, NEUKALG AT Suddon, sharp and 1o puiny abe oluiely snnitnted by tho Cuvloura Anti P Prastor, o perico. nntidoto tapuin and indanimation. New, origs Fitd, anfaliblo. AL druggis s, h 18 CONDUUTED BY Royal Havana Lottery (A GoveasyesT INSTITUTION.) Drawn at Havana, Cuba. Every 10-k, sk S0 Wholos, o <1l rabbits, $H00 ahiadie: extra seleets. Tickots In Fifthe " ibject to Ipulit 1o Ideion i Duterom 1L s, e, w ditiin,” B aturo of chanos i ox e wier acd wre selk o okots wpply (0°8 0y s o SlUW Browlwiy, N. Y. O e und wond <l to ag treot, s Uiy, o Nt quality, £6.30 per's ol B ECZEMA | traiy Bubjg Four i lv. e 1l ek d wonk