Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 4, 1885, Page 2

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PAUL, AGENT, wlddswim P. 0. Box 7i, Omaba,Neb. Manhood Resto it D, e s¥ing iried {a dy, red & imple r; Shka e XL LEEE ok (-'ulul'-au'yr.:t of the ne: o8 aro made of shot silk in dark blue n and cardinal, golden browy, and Fyke red, ete. 00 Tyne Writer|: The Great Uncrushed. Oh, the oily office-seeker, He's & vorry, squalling -‘-rhhr. He's yelling now for some good place Where there'll be naught to do; And he says to Cleveland sweetly: *‘Oh, the time is passing fleetly, And this you know, dear President, Success I won for you.” o will linger 'round the city, Object of the people’s pity, Until he has not left a cent To cheer him on his way. Not & nary drink ho's taking, Not & nary hand he's shaking, And thus he'll say with naughty words: ““Great Colonel ! this don't pay.” Soon he'll be a-homeward walking, Tn a raging frenzy stalking; He'll reach his native townlet with A dry and weary throat. The democracy he'll slander With & new and novel eandor, And papers full republican He will most oftly quote, —[DovvA, B ——=— HONEY FOR THE LADIES, Surahs will remain in favor for summer 8. The new silken and woolen fabrics are mar- vels of wearlng, Clothe of light weight are largely to be used for apring costumes, The old chine silks are revived, with rings of dark color upon light grounds, 1t is the husband of the woman who snores that has plenty of time for midnight reflec- tions, Button-hole bouquets are admissible only when the ‘‘boujuet” consists of a siogle flower, When making up a dress it is usual to con bine the plain and embroidered surabs to- gether. As the poet says: “There’s many aelip twixt the skate and the hip,”~[Norristown 'Herald. Minature sedan chair, filled with real flow- ers, are the favorite decorations for Paris din- ner tables this spring. The corkscraw cloths without luster are now made so light that they can be worn in all weather except midsummer, Embroidered surahs are now in all-over patterns of a gay figure on aquiet ground that may be very bright or very dark, Yeast think one sees a great many bangs at the rink; and_they don’t seem to be con. fined to ladies, either,.—[Yonkers Stajesman, Banana yellow kid gloves are now chosen for dressy wear by many leaders of faghion, in preference to the tan shades so long in vogue. Canadisn girls run away not with the conchman, but with the schoolmaster. The feminine heart, somehow, turns easly to a rod or whip, “T do love dress!” exclaimed a young soclety belle. “Then I should think you would wear more of it,” retorted the cynical bachelor friend of middleage. “You seem to have plenty of business hore,’ snid & drammer to Miss Fitz, the dressmaker, “There's a heap mora bustle than businoss,” was the lady's reply. Tho velvets and silks seém to surpass all their predecessors In beauty, and the choice of less costly but almost equally in beautiful materials is oven larger, Teap frog Is becoming popular smong the young lndies of & Delawara female academy. "T'he girls seem to forget that this is not leap year,—[ Yonkers statesman, The new checked and striped silks may be had in taffetas, but the preferonce 1s for those with strong raised thread woven across them, Riving sometimes armure effects, -~ — A youn lady is not supposed to bo of age until she is 21, but she can do more mischief before that sga than her grandmother could do with all her seventy years’ experionce, Spring velvets are as regilarly ehown a3 spring silks have always haen, because velvets are now used at all seasons of the year, and velvet figures are scon on the’ ehaercst fabrica, A young woman in South Tllinois has just died from having her ears piercod. Cut this out young man, and show it to_the girl who expects you to give her a pair of diamond ear- rings. Poplin fabrics are again in vogue, This material, like mohair, can only be employed in cortain ways, and 'as the fabric doss not naturally fall flat, itis_slways necessary to make it up a8 a plain skirt. A Newport girl who has been married but two weeks wants to go back to her mother, She says before she was married she never had to wash a dish, and could go the skatiog rink thres times a Poor girl! Roller skating will now have to go. The at some doctors have declared that the dust from the rink ruins the complexisn, and others that roller skating makes the feet larger. Tnsanity, says a writer, is much more prev- alent among women the men, We don't wonder at1t. It’s enough to break down any. woman to have a man night after night go into bed without taking off the shams,— [Rockland Courier. A closely woven fabric is called tricotine eatin, 1t has the slight-ribbed efiect familiar 1 Jersey cloths, and in some more marked wenving suggests knitted stuffs, It hasa luster like satin, is all silk, and may be had of a single color or else of two changeablo col- ors, Tn Cleveland, Ohio, the young ladies have organized “a society for the suppression of slavg.” Bully for the girls! thing we deteat like a house af is slang. ‘The girls should keep a stiff upper lip and not go back on the object of the soci- etv.— [Norristown Herald, “"What One Girl DId” js the title of a new story. If she helped her mother with the housework it s something worth writing about, but if all she dia was to learn how to skate on the rollers in one night’s practice it is nothing more than other girls have done be. fore,—{Boston Courier, Gray, fawn, beige, sll shades of brown from cream brown to the redaish and golden tones, deep, rich colorings in Neapolitan and royal blue wine reds, garnet, dark greens, and black are all fashionable colors; but ter- racotta, crushed raspberry or strawberry, and all sickly artistic tiuts have had their day, The fashions this spring tend toward ample fulness in the back, the long bouffant tunics and apron overdresses being much more vored than panier affects, P folds,an- tique draperies, vests, walstcoats, round wasts with belta of ribbon or velvet, hooked, asped, buckled or tied are each aud all of “universal” adoption. A Washington correspondent says that when two young ladies—a blonde and a bru- re applicants for the same clerkship, the decision is always in favor of the brunet because branettes are not so quick-tempere blondes, and consequently make mors effi- clent clerks, As none but a foolhardy official would dare decide a_clerkship for which two women were contesting on the ground that either had & quick temper, this assertion pears highly improbable. Freoch flannel, rourh-finished bison cloths cashmere and serge are among the most popu- Ine witings now selected by ladies who do uot oare for checked or stripad goods of cheviot or tweed. Ottoman clof fruit shades or in nune’ gray, olive or golden brown maxe very tasteful and ladylike suif while the serges and poplins now so lavis! displayed upon the counters of every leading bouse in the city are chosen by many on ac- count of their alleged durability for” traveliog and utility costumes oy Umbrellas and gold, an These afford more from a shower than does & parasol proper; therefore not a few economical per- sons purchase umbrella for double duty as a rasol. An srray of the latter are being displayed prewaturely, and thus far those in Japanese shapes, flat and but little curved, are in the majority, Dele v, and other neutral-toned satinr broc; ters of gay flowers in small figures are among the moet expensive kinds, these lace edged, and lived with thin Marseillos sil Others suggest an idea to th se who have asols & Little the worse for wear, being covered with printed French muslin,genadine. and cream and black nets with shot silk lin- iuge. bome aro covered In this way. The -ansparent material is put on near the ferule as full as it can be gathered to look well. it Is then drawn tightly over the frawe and fast ened securely to the edges. Lace of good width is used to trim and a bow of bright ribbon is sewed upon one side if cream lace is he, in rich and sheeny | i THE DAILY BEE---SATURDAY, APRIL 4, 1885. used. If printed muslin covers the frame, then a knot of narrow ribbons, repeating _the colors of the design, is fastencd half way up the handle, — April Fool, What fun we had, that April day, Returning from the village school, song time 1 What silly pranks, what ornel plag! “'Oh-h-h, sce the bears! Come, run away?” And then the ringing *“April fool!” Oh, ifll. “twas o — A simple, childish April fool, How unchaged is all, this April day! Returning from my earthly school 1 list, and lo} “Oh-h-h, see the bears!” But, old and gray, 1 cannot, would not, run away; For well I ween ’tis April tool— Ah, yes, T know "Tis death, the angel's April fool, ———— PEPPERMINT DROPS, There’s no troubleabout twisting the tail of a sleoping bulldog. The disagreeable part comes when you let go. Because a man_happens to be possessed of “‘a constitution of a horse,” 1t by no means follows that his physician is justified in tr ing him like an as An exchange asks: ‘‘How shall we proyent the mice from enawing the bark off fruit treee?” Kill the mice of course. A dead mouse never gnaws bark.—[N, Y, Graphic, The man who prophesies that next summer will be red hot Iays himself open to the suse picion that be is 1n league with summer resort proprietors, As yet his forecast carries with it no terror, *'Why don’t you give up business?” “Ihave. My gon-indaw is ranning the shop on shares. Eut it don’t pa my life I can’t get more than 400 per cent out of it."—[Pittsburg Chronicle. A rough-appeariog fellow applied at a po- lice station 1n Boston for a lodging on Satvr- day night, “Too late; it is atter ten o'clock,” said the ltoutenant. “‘I was co the theater, and couldn’t get here any sooner,” said the tramp,—[ Exchange. In North Carolina_a law is being engin- eared for to stop the sale of cigarettes to boy: under ten years of age, It ought to be ex: tended to apply to all imbeciles above that age, This would be total prohibition,—[Fall River Advance, A Pittsburg girl had her bangs . blown off in an explosion, and the company sottled with her for $25. Bangs must be high down that way, Up here you can get a whole riog full of bangs for two shillings, and the music thrown in. The London Sportsman of February 11th contained the following advertisoment: “Wanted—A caltured gentleman, capable of milking goats, A university man proferred. Applications, with testimonials as to pro- ficiency, to bo addressed, etc.” ''Oh, George! How _superlatively cloar and beautiful 18 _the night!” she pered, leaning her finely veined temple against his coat collar; “how soothing, how rostful.” *‘Yos,” he replied, toying with ber chestnut aureols of hair. “What a night to shoot cata!” A Chicago judgo receatly robuked a person who was sitting in the court room with his feet placed upon the table, Ly sending him, through a bailiff, a piece of paper on whichhs had written tho,following query: ‘‘What size boots do you wear?” The fect were at once withdrawn. “It’s & boy!” young Mr. Happiday gleefully shouted aa he rushed in and planked a. tor. note down on the bank counter, “the daisiest littlo fellow you ever saw, Hers, just put this on deposit in his name, will you? I'm going to add to 1t evory year and call it the frosh-heir fund.’, 1Itisapttobe that way with the firat, A western mossback, taking the train for homo at the Laltimoro and Ohio depot in Washington the other day, s reported as say- ing: “Tt all comes along of this blanked now fangled mugwump game. of penuckle, which the president plays. If it was poker or oven soven-up I'd come in for an office blank quick.” Au Austin doctor was called to attend a sick person, but he mistook the door and went, to the house adjoining, where a man who had died the day before'was laid out and there was crape on the door. “That's not the house, doctor,” shouted the party from the next door who had sent for him, ““don’t you see that you have been there already? ——— Seasonable Stanzas® I The winter’s going fast, The bitter Borean blast to lose its vigor and its sting, sting, ing; The man who grinds the organ Will soon play Johnny Morgan And othes tunea to welcome gentle epring, spring, spring, still, whis- 1L The grass will soon be springing; ~ Wild geeso will soon be winging Their northward fight in letter-figured flocks, flocks, flocke, The skica are growing clearer, We're daily drawing nearer, And soon will psss the vernal equinox, nox, nox. un. The coalman’a looking jolly, That foe to melancholy, Prosperity, has brought him sweet content, nt, tent, I take & trip next summer To Euzope with the Plumber, And enta swoll upon tho continént, nent, nent, v, The mad who daily hies him Mo the woods to exercise him, Will find the early crocus of the spring,spring spring, And then the lying farmer, As days are growing warmer, Will hear the first spring robin gaily sing, sing, sing. —[Boston Courier, e ———— MUISCAL AND DRAMATIO, Tom Karl will raanage the Boston Ideals next geason. Mr. Irving's company are to sail for Eng- land by the Arizona on April 7, Brooklyn 15 to have an Easter week of $5,000 prizes at & skating carnival, Herr Adolph Sonnenthal, the great Aus- trian actor, roturnod to uropo on Wedne- Ay, 1t is said that Christine Nilason proposes to head » grand English opara company next season, Hattio 8. Clapper, soprano, has been en- gaged by Theodore Thomas' for his spring senson. Fraok Thornton, of the Madison Square, will take “‘The Private Secretary” to Austra: lia in July, Herr Anton Schott insists that he will brin a fine German opara company to the Unlte States next autumn, te” company iu "Frisco, scored s hit. A London manager has cabled Frank L. Y | Goodwin a tempting offer for Clara Morris to appear in that city. Theodore Thomas Academy of Music i ‘American school for opera, Miss Banks, daughter of Gen, N, P, Banks, will make her debut at the New York Lyceum theatre on Enster Monds; McKee Rankin is to play *“Notice to Quit” in Salt Lake City in April. He was to have layed there on his way to California, but ost the date by getting snow-bound, Mansger McVicker, one of the most relia- ble in the country, pi to inve 00 in remodeling and redecor: c#go theatke during the coming summer, Bril drema association has been started in Logland with » capital of $500,000, It is formed to procure and produce on' the stage the highest class of origiual dramatic works, : Sarabh Berohardt has sienad with Jarrett for a European tour in the autamn, ‘“Theo- dors” and another new piece will be given, and the impresaria has ranteed his star $200,000 as her share of the venture. awcett, by permission of Avgustus Daly, will begin a fall season in the “‘Big Bovanza" at Cleveland, August 24, proposes to turn_the n New York iato an with a picked company of comedians, and advertises for managers desiring dates to ad dress him at Detroit, Mich. Edwin Booth begins a two woeeks reason at the Philadelphia Opera house next week. The trageaian will appear_in “Hamlet,” ‘‘The Fool's Revenge,” *"The Merohant of Venlce,” “Don Caesar de Bazan,” “‘Katharine and " “Macbeth,” ''Richelien,” “Ruy Othello,” with Mr. Booth s Iago; y of Lyons,” with Mr, Booth as 3 ““The Apostate,” with Mr. Booth s Poscars, Sardon's "“Theodora” reached ita sixtieth night February 24th, and its total receipts amounted to £126,000, averaging over §2,100 a performat “This is the first time,” s the Figaro, *'a theatre in Paris has realized an equal sum in less than two months, and it fa quite certain that by the hundredth performance, which occurs on Easter day, tho recaiptawill have reached 1,000,000 francs (8200,000).” The tenor Stagno was recently performing in “Lohengrin,” at the Regglo theater, Turin, when in the recitative which is accompanied by the organ he began to sing too fast, Per- ceiving hir error, he stopped to give the or- ganlst & chance to catch the time, But tenors are not always sweet-tempered; and Stagno, angry with himself, took eattsfaction out of the professor by ‘saying to him, i a volo Toud enough to be heard all over the theater: “8ir, you are a donkey!” To proye how much the tenor was in the wrong, the pro festor brought him before a magistrate who was ignorant of music, *'What s all this troublo about and how did it originate?” said the magistrate. The complainant asserted that the trouble was in regard to the time. d,” said the judge; “‘how much ‘Tt was in four time,” veplied tho Four time!” exclaimed the magis- trate; “T can’t imagino what that means,” Then one of the party tried to explain it to the court by executing the movement with his hand. The judge lnoked at his watch and the moment the witness had stopped banting the time he exclaimed in astonishment: “And is that all? Why, that is only two seconds, and what does that_signify in such a long opera as “'Lohengrin?’ ~ Case dismissed in a roar of laughter and the tenor and the organ- ist shako hauds, —— Another Unfortunate, Pick-it up tenderly! Touch it with care! Tashioned so tenderly! Give it some air, Let not the winds brush it ‘With touch that is rude, Thare, soft! you may crush it, For it is a dude! Liook at its garments, Clinging like cerements, And its bright locks of hair Dipped in cologne, With the part in the middle Which won it endearments, And tho vacant and hopeless air, Wholly its own, Pick it up tenderly, Helpless, inane; Poor fated innocent, Uhoked on its cane. Had it a father, had it & moth Had it a sister, or maybe a brother, Who allowed it to wander So far from its home? Did they dream they would loge it If suffered to roam? Poor thing, 80 young in years, Not worth a dollar, Ses how its suffering oars Hang on its collar, Still the world moves along; Why pause to miss Out of its busy throng One life like this? Coroner’s inquest— Neck broken, we think. Cause— hat set to far back, And something to drink. Stomach weak, lomonade Weat to its brain; Tolt itself going, and Swallowed its cane. ~[Chicago Sun, ——— SINGULARITIES, There is a well at Bay City, Mich, wl is 2,000 feet deep. The curiosity of River Fork, Ga, is a “milk white blackbird,” A child was born at Lawrencaville, with one of its legs entirely black, A cat at Barberville, Fla , lest week killed a rattlesnake nearly six feet in length, A baby only a year old and weighing eighty ounds is attracting considerable attention at Norwalk, Conn, Well preserved sharks’ teeth have been taken from an artesian well 1,200 feet deep at Bainbridge, Ga, A flagstaff at Mount Vernon, W. T., 146 feet hlgm is cl ed to be one of the longest unspliced spars in the United States. An eagle measuriog seven feet from tiE to tip of its wings, and which had been making great havoc with the lambs in the vicinity of Texington, Ky., was killed the other day by young colored boy. ‘An aligator 27,feet and 7 inches long was recently caught out of Lake Wimlico, Florida, by Wyman Jones, He killed four dogs with one sweep of his enormous tail after he had been dragged ashore, The pyramid of Cholula, not far from the City of Mexico, is the most massive monu- ment ever raised in America, 1ts base coyers forty-five acres, it is 150 feet high, its terraces composed of stone and brick and nat ural goil heaped up in layers. 5. S. Adair, of Dallas, Ga,, killed a_flying squirrel last Sunday and gaveit to his cat, which ateJt. The squirrel had two youny ones, which he caught and placed with his c: which had a litter of youne kittens, Strange to say, that, instead of eating the young rquireeir, the cat adopted them, and seems to think more of them than of her kittens, A flon, one-sixteenth of an inch in length, can jump a distance of twenty inches. This 320 times its length, The common gray bit jumps about nine feet clear on' the level ground, In proportion to length a horse, to jump as far a8 & rabbit, would have to clear sixty-four feet at a jump. There is no quad- ruped that has such powerful muscles in his quarters as the rabbit, and none excel him in the muscles of his loin and back. A curiosity, partly natural and partly arti- ficial, is attraoting comsiderable attention near Bellaitre, Ohio. Several years ago the land near Wallace Run was drilled for oil, The oil was not found, but a light flow of salt water was obtained. The field was abandoned and forgotten. The operators were not awara that with the salt water they struck a vein of natural gas. Some time last fall a hunter ac- cidentally lighted the gas in one of the wells, and it has continued to burn ever since with & flame six to exght feet high, The salt water bubbles over the top of the well, which is a foot or so below the surface of the ground, forming a little pool with two or three feet of surface, On this eurface the flames burn, seeming to come from the water, e Hall! Gentle Bpring, Cheerier and cbeerier grow the da; And the storms are fewer and fewer, Warmer each day grow the sun's glad rays, the skies grow bluer and biuer; wife with only a shawl on her back Has ceased her hu'labaloo, And cries no more for sealskin sacque And a fur-lined circular, too, ., o — EDUCATIONAL, Secretary Bayard is to deliver an address at the Kansas univeraity in Jene, The catalogue of the Syracuse university reports seven professors, three instructors and 174 students in its college of liberal arts. The college of medicine has thirty. seven students, and there are 140, nearly all iadies, in the college of fine arts. A good story is told of Professor Malgaigne, of the medical college. “Now, sir,” be ex- claimed to a csndidate, ‘‘can you tell me what o create mesns?’ *Oreate!” stam- mered the youth, *‘It means to make some- thing out of nothing.” *“That's good, sir,” said Malgaigne, *‘We will now make you & doctor,” A novel school has been opened by an Eog- lish professor in London, His avowed pur- pose is to bestow upon his pupils an infallible wemory, He has aclass in ‘ never forget- ting” and composed of persons whose minds are given to ‘‘wanderiug,” which habit he proposes to cure, The Japanese government is wrestling with the question uf Foglish scheol books suitable for the primary school of the country. Sev- eral thousand copies of Webster's Dictionary # [and their double barreled shotguns. have been imported into Japan yeatly for some time past, and having accumulsted an immense stock of words, the problem for teachers is how to put them into intelligiblo and useful shape, In 1870 the Berlin c>mmon council made the public schools of that city absolutely free to eyery child. In 1872 there were 52.783 free pupils in the city, and in 1883 the number had increased to 192,008, The pupils attending private or pay 00ls in 1872 were 83,073, and in 1888 34,640, & gain of less than 700, At present 80 per cent of Berlin children af tend the public schools, There is a school in North Stonington, Conn., to which the boys come lu|nginn;l(-ds Some take seats by the windows so they can watch for orows, while others stand guard at the entry door, As soon as the birds alight at & stock yard near the school the boys blaze away at them, and then run out and pick up the dead d wounded, The schoolmaster looks on, with his hands on his hips, shakiog with laughter to eeo the sport, As the boys return to thelr seats, shouting and hurrahing, the master says: ur guns, boys, and now attend to your spelling for a while,” e — CONNUBIAL. Many & dandy before marriage becomes subdued after it A condemned murdored was married in his cell at Los Amgeles, Cal, last week, Henry T. Chanfrau, the comedian, was re- cently married to Miss Sadie I'alton in Pitts- hurg, There are booked for Easter week at one church in Palatks, Fla,, no less than twenty- four marriages, % The engagement of Edwina Booth,!danghter of Bdwin Booth, to Mr, Grossman is an nounced in Boston, The legislature of Massachusetts refused to permit & woman preacher of Nantucket to perform the marriage ceremony. Miss Patrice Boucicault, second daughter ot the venerable dramatist and author, was marriedin New York City on Wednesday to Mr, George B, Pitman, a young merchant. To prevent an octogenarian in Connecticut from marrying his ninth wife, » number of well-meaning triends tied him to a bed-post and did not reloase him until his momentary infatuation for an aged spinsterhad positively changed. Miss Lawrence, one of New York's richest belles, is about;to marry a dairyman, The The engagement was recently announced, although mnot exactly in these terms. The bridegroom is Lord Vernon, an English peer, but none the less a dairyma) — DURKER'S SALAD DRESSING AND Corp Mzt SAvck for all kinds of salads, fish, vegetables aud cold meats, Cheaper and better than home-made. No sauce equal to it was ever offere —— A Wise for Winter, T wish it could always be winter, And the air remain icy and_chill, And snow cover all the drear landscape, And ice lock each river and rill. All winter there’s gold in my pocket, T can dresa well and live pretty high, Ard all for the very good reason That then there’s no ice cream to buy. —Bloomington Mail. E—— Hon, S.J. Cramer, late Alderman, Loulfsville, Ky: ‘I have used St. Jacobs Ol for skin eruptions and bruises and found It to be a remedy equal to the best if not better than all other linlments, I endoree it most highly. e —— During o heavy snow-storm whieh pro- vailed at Midland Park, N. J., last Sat- urday morning, the sun came out and a perfect rainbow was formed that lasted for seyeral minutes. In half an hour, however, the snow disapp ared and the air became as warm and balmy a3 a May dsy. ———— Newspaper Report ot the Big Dinner, “‘All the gastronomic wonders that the combined skill and Ingenulty of best chefs de cuisine covld ¢ommand wera eet before the banqueters.” You know the rest, They over-ate themeelves. This brought on indigestion. Indiges- tion 18 followed by chronic dyspepeia. Habitual sttendants on big dianers bave a sad experlence in this line. But it is good to know what Brown’s Iron Bltters can do for the confirmed dyspepsic. Mr. W. C. Welch, Pella, Iowa, was troubled in this wayg, but gratefully says, *‘I found relief by using Brown's Iron Bitters.” “Whits shelled” eggs are becoming the rage In New York. Some producers soour them with sapolio before bringing them to fastidious customers. —— “For economy and comfort, every cpring, wo use Hooi's Sarsaparlila,” writes a Buffalo (N. Y.) lady. 400 doees for $1, s A long courtship has just ended in warriage near Trenton. N. J.—that of a conple who hed been ‘‘keeping company continuously for twenty-eight years.” e STOP THAT OOUGH By using Dr. Frazier's Throat and Lung Bal- kam—the only sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Hosrseoneas and Sore Throat, and all diseases of the throat and lungs, Do not neglect a cough. It may prove fatal. Scores and ‘nundretls of grateful people owe their lives to Dr, Frazier't Throat and Lune Balsam, and uo family will ever be without it after once using it, and discovering its marvelous power, It is put up in large family bottles and sold for the emall price of 75 conts per bottle, Sold Kubp & Co. and 0. ¥, Goodman, ——— The mother of the first child born in Eagle City, Arizona, recelved a present of $5,000 in gold duet from the enthusiastic miners of that region the other day. ——— Valusble Medicine, Dr. W.H. Panmeree, Toledo, O., says: ‘I have prescribed the ‘acld’ In a large varlety of dlseases, and have been amply eatisfied that it ls a valuable addi- ton to our list of med gente,” ———— Maln street, about half way up, tall buflding, on the left hand side,” was the address on a lotter received at the Boffalo postoffice and destined for dellv- ery in that clty, - —— Angostura Bitters, the world renowned appetizer and_invigorator, Used now over whole civilized world, Try it, but beware of imitations, Ask your grocer or druggist for the genuine article, manufactured bty Dr, J, G lg Siegert & Sons o — A clock on the twenty-four hour prin. clple, posseesing prablily the slmplest method yet introduc:d for indicatirg time upon the new enumerrtion, Is giv- ing satiefaction ia London. It has only one hand, the long minute hand, and the figures around are placed a3 heretofore; instead, however, of iudicating the hours, they indicate the minutes ouly, which are marked from five to sixty. The hours are shown on a sunken dial revolv- Jng under the upper dlal, & space belog loft in the upper dfa! in which the next hour figare comes forward instantaneous- ly upon the minute hand compleung its circuit of sixty mioutes, In short, the solitary band marks the minutes and the sunk space shows the hour, L —— 0, my back! That lame back s caused by kidoey disease. Stop it st once by Hunt's [Kidney and Liver] Remedy. Good news ought to be told; and it 1s good news that Hunt's Remedy has cored the worst of kidney diseases, and can do it agein, G[ oo TRE GR T EY gERMAN REMED| 3, thU RE % 3 Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, Sore Thront, Swellings, Sprains. Rruises, nrns, Sc; it AND ALL 0T 8old by Dragbistemn A © (Soeveanms fo A. VOGELER £ 00.) Baltimore, Md, U, &, A, From experience 1 think Switt's 8pocific fs s very valuable romedy for cutaneous discases, and at tho eame time an invigorating tonic. JANRS JACKRON, Chief Justice of Ga. Atlanta, Sept. 1884, POISON, —After all the ‘s Speeifio has cured me sound ble blood § oison contracted from & Mgs. T, W. Lry, Greenville, Ala. POISON OAK.—A lady here has been entirely cured of poison oak polson by the use of two bottles of 8. 8.8, R. 8. BRA DFORD, Tiptonville, Tonn. ULCERS 25 YEAKS.— A member of my church has been cured of an u'cerated leg of 25 yoars stand- ing with two bottles of Swift's Speeciic. P. H. CRoMZLKR, Pastor Moth, Ch., Macon, Ga. Bwitt'a Specfic Io entircly vozotablo, lood and 8kin Diseasos mailed free, The Swirr Sercivic Co , Drawer 8, Atlanta Ga,, or 160 W. 28d St., N. Y. Treatise on NEBRASKA LAND RGENCY 0. . DAVIS & 60, [(8vocrssors 10 DAvIs & SNYDER,) GENKRAL DEALERS IN REAL ESTATE 1605 FARNAM STREET, - . OMAHA, Have for sale 200,000 acres carctully seleotod lands in Kastern Nebraska, at low pricp and on easy terms Improved farms for salo in Douglas, Dodge, Colfax, Platte, Burt, Quming, Sarpy, Washington, Merrick, Saunders, and Butler countles, Taxes paid In all parts of the stata. Money loated on mproved farma. Notary Publlo always in office. solicited DOCTOR WHITTIER 617 St. Charles 8¢ Are a Correspondence Nervous. Prosuration, Debillly, Mente] sad Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and otngs Atece tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Blood Pols: old Sores and Ulcers, aro €xposure or Indulgence, which 1 ToBwing cloets’ merd bt e Careiive moeaagty. B Rersion to (he wosiely o1 Fimn dn all cornnle caccs, Mediclnes rent everywhers ‘amphicts, Bnglish or Gorman, 04 pages, de- peribing above discuses, in male or female, FRER. ARRIAGE CUIDE! rated 10 eloth and gt bl puper covers, Zoc.. This b ubirul ‘or faguiaiilve weat to rqrast to sl dealts Bosoty licer wr TOmO By W OVI%E M. R. RISDORN, Gon'i Instrance Agen REPRESENTS) Phonix Insurance Co. d Assote Westchostor, TheMerchants of Newark,N. J. Gtraxd Fire, Philadolphia, Capital Woman'a Find Cavital.... ... Cash Dl ST a0 1. V7. WUPPEBKAMY, COLR AGENT, &1 BHOADWAY- Y, X 500 COMMISSION to competent business mavs cer for (this) STATA onN- KRAL AGKNCY costrolling number «f local sgencics) for exclusive sale of our improved Machines, Hauk with the Telephone. Oyer 7,000 in service, Tadore by highes* mercantile,corporate and expert authorl tles Uver 60 agencics established paying f1om 50to 100 00 days,” Salos in New ork ( proximating §500 per ¢ Aggregate salen over $00 000 for January, 1885, Applicants must furnieh first-class oredentisls, and deposit from 81000 to $2000 cash securlty~ uot. bouds for goods in posscasion, HE NATIONAL G. S. CO,, 21 East Fourteenth Street, NEW YORK. 'St. Charles Hotel, O BTUEET, BET 7thand 6th, - - LINCOLN, NEB. Mrs. Kate Coakly, Proprietoress. W Nowly and ologantly furplsbed, Good sample ¥00ms 0n firet floor, S Torums —$1.60 to §2 per day. Bpocial rat Bovl given metbere of Mo leglalature. -1 The romarkablo growth of [Omaha doring the last fow years s & mattor of great astonlshment to those who pay an oconstonal vislt to thia growing ofty. The development’ of the Btoor Yards—the necessity of the Belt Lins . Rosd—the fine!{ paved streeta—the hundreds of now rosidences and costly buainess blooke, with the population of our elty more than doubled In the Iast five yoars, All this is » groat surprise to visltors and ie the admiration of our oftisens. This rapid growth, the buslness octlvity, snd the many subatantial Improvements made » lively demand for Omaha real estate, and overy Investor har made a handsome profit. Sinoe the Wall Street panto with the su! uent ory of hard times, there has been less demaud from specala- tors, but a falr demand from Investors seeking homes. Thin latter class are taking advantage of low prioces in bulld. ing material and are securing thelr homeo at much less cost than will be possible s year hence. Speculators, too, can buy real enta! » cheaper now and ought to take advant. e of present prices for future pro ts, The next few yoars promises ter dsvelopments In Omhln, than '.hmul fivy years, which have been as [ we could reasonably dealre. New man. ufacturing establishments and large job. bing houses ara added almost wookly, and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many {n Omsaha and throngh- but the State, who have thelr money in the banks drawing a nominal rate of In- terest, which, If judlolonsly Invested in Omahs real ewtate, would bring them much greater returus. We have many bargains which we are confident wii} bring the purchaxex large profite lu the near future. We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason- West on Farnam, Davenport, Cuming, and all the eading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- nia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the building of the street car line out Farnam, the pro will increase 1n valna ‘We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ty in the south part of the city. Ths developments made in_this section by the Stock Yards Company ané ‘We also have some fine businees lots and some elegant inside resi- dencer for sale, Parties wishing to invest will find g0me good heygsins by calling 1 (s, BROKERS, 213 South 14th 8t Bet veen Farnham and Douglae, P.8.—~We ask those who have property for sale at a bargain to give us a call- We want only bargains We will positively not handle prop erty at more than its real value. ol