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Itis hardly 5 o'clock.” “I am golog for & short walk,” replied tho preeident. ‘1 will be back by 7:30 in plenty of time to read the paper, look over my mall, write a proclamation or two, and mske cut a list of nomina. tions before the senate convenea. I am going around to the various department to see if my cabinet cflicers have caught the spirit of the adminfatration and have returned to the Arcacianaimplicity of the Jacksonian epoch.” And with these words President Cleve: Jand opened the front door and issued forth In the raw, chilly air of the March morning. The brisk breeze blowing from the southeast oore to his ears the falnt echo of the din of bammers buslly em ploped in the dlstant navy-yard at the good work of restoring American sovereignty on the watera of the globe. The lignta in the treasury department were dim, yet every room was lighted up, and it was evident that all hands were at work In accordance with Secrotary Manning’s order that all employes of the civil eervice should report for duty at 4:30 a m, every week day. President Cleveland entered the treasury building and asked the janitor where Col. Man- ning was to be found. 3 @ ‘“He {s down in the vaults conntlng the money,” said the janitor, ‘‘and he cannot be disturbed.” Mr. Cleveland expostulated, and war compelled to disclose his identity before THE DAILY BEE--WEDNESDA ¢, APRIL 1, 1884 Ismel, Patnam, Zachary Tglor, Andrew Jackson, Wintield S8cott Hancock and other groat generals, also & framod dag. werreotype of old Admiral Otowninshield In the costume of an honorary member of the Hull Yatoht club of Boston, Armed soldlers paced to and fro over the sanded floor or studied the maps ¢f the Sioux, Ute and Modoo reservations, which were spread out on the varnished deal tables. hen President Cleveland Inquired where Seoretary Endicott was one of the gloomy sentinels pointed in the directlon of an lnner room, and thither the presi- dent drifted. A surprising spectacle greeted him as be entored. Sescretary Endleott, clad only In a blouse and trousers of army blue and wearing a fa- tigue cap, atood at one end of the room holding a cavalry piatol In both hands and firlng ata targot at the other end of the room, The target contisted of the head of a barrel, upon which uncertain rings had been detcribed with white chalk. “Bang!” went the blg pistol, and the recoll threw the secretary of war inte the prosldent’s arms. *“It is allfired starnge,” explalned the secretary, “but I have fired over two hundred ocartrldges at that gold-armed targét and I baln't hit it once. I'm = mighty poor shot—don't belleve I could hit tho side of a meetin’ house—but I'm goin’ to keep on tryin’ till the country owns up I'm the goldarnedest bort cabi net officer they had since Uncle Crowin- shield was on deck. Then the secretary eat down on the corner of the table and ate his modest luncheen of nuteakes and cheese while the president talked with him about the troubles on the Oklahoma border. ‘‘By the way,” sald the president, picking up a cartridge from the pile that lay on the floor, ‘have you been using these all the tim: ?” “‘Yes,” replted the secratary, mopping the powder dust and persplration from his undaunted brow; ‘‘I've fired more'n three hundred of 'em this mornin’.” “Then {t's no wonder you haven’t hit target,” sald the president, with an amused chuckle, ‘‘for, my dear fellow, theee are blank cartridges!” ‘“Well, I swow!” exclaimed the sec- retary. “You don’t say so!” President Oleveland chuckled to him- the janitor would listen to him. But being satiafied at last that the visitor was really the president, the janitor conduct- ed him through devious passages, down winding stalrways, and under curlous moats, untll finally the labyrinthine vaults were reached. Here, surrounded by piles of shining gold and silver pleces, sat the secratary of the treasury counting the natlonal hoard by the dim light of & candle. “I am sorry you came,” said the secra- tary to the president, ““for I really have 80 much work to do that I have no time to talk.” Then Mr. Cleveland observed that Col. Manning was attired in naught but an undershirt, his trousers, and a pair of high-hesled boots. “Good!” thought the prasident. Then he sald aloud: ‘‘But where s the gas, Dan, end why are you using this wretched tallow dip?”’ o “I have had the gas meter taken out of the building,” sald the secrotary, ‘‘and have returned to the good old democratic slmplicity of candles. By thls means the sum of $90,000 will be saved to the country annually.” “‘And what are you doing now?"asked the president. * Counting the money in the treasury” replied Col. Manning. “I Intend to know for myself whether and specula- tions have teen indulged in by any re- publican predecessors. I have discov- ored a number of questionable things. For instance, I have found thoe tall feath- ers pulled out of a large number of eagles on the 1877 colnage of $20 gold pleces, and I intend to trace the burglar- ious outrage to its uttermost until the guilty party is brought to justice.” *‘That Is right,” said the president and a8 ho walked away he felicitated himself and his country upon having secured the co-operation of such an honest, fearlers patriot as the Albany journaliat. In the state department, too, the taw- dry gas fiixtures had been removed to make way for the unostentstious candle. Owing to a dimness of vision, hswever, Secretary Bayard was compelled to ute a kerosene lamp, and this stood upon his white pine table emitting a fragrance which the roze of Sharon might have en- vled. Bayard wore no collar nor tle. He waa in his shirt sleeves, and the pres- ident observed that the shirt was a wool- en one; only to preserve the necessary dignity on state ocoasions the secretery wore & white celluloid bosom; but other~ wise his attire was rigidly plain, ‘‘Yes, I am very busy,” said Mr, Bay- ard, ‘“‘and I have been hard at work since 3 oclock this morning, Having abol- ished the 300 type-writers and forty- eight stenographers formerly employed in this department, I have my hands full answering the letters, Here,” he contin- ued, as he wearily laid his pale hand ona mess of crumpled sheots of paper, “‘here ara letters from Qaeen Victoria, King William, Dom Pedro, Ka'akaua, Alfonso, the czar, Talng-ho, Gen. Barrlos, the ah- koond of Swat, the emir of Bagdool, the begum of Mysore, and a hundred other rotentates, which must be answered be- fore the noon mail goes out,” In the navy depariment, Secratary Whitney was not to be found. Over a work-bench in one corner of the rcom leaned a boy contemplating with awe and admiration the model of a patent canal boat which calmly floated on the bosom of a tub of clstern water. *‘Oan you tsll me where to find the recretary of the navy?” sternly demanded the president, who was evldently' palned to see one of the lad’s years ldling in this mwanner. P"‘Dunno," replied the boy, ‘‘but guess h‘l: vIn the gymnasium over ’cross. the all.” President Cleveland stepped across the hall and opened a door on which was pasted a sheet of paper bearing the writ- ten legand ‘‘Private,” Yes, there was the secretary of the navy, attired In a sleeveless jersoy and a pair of white cot- ton drawers, and engaged at pulling vig- orously at & rowing machine. “Well, I declare!” exclalmed President ““What on earth are you “Learniog the business,” replied Sec- retary Whitney, between pulls, *Iam determined to acquaint myself with every | v, detail of the marine and navy service. My arms have grown anioch ands half in ten days. Bul Chandler knew nothing sbout the minot'wc of the department, snd I am resolved to. put his administra. tlon to the blush. am learning to swim, and I go to the natatorlum twice a day to take leesons,"” As the president strolled toward the war department offices his bosom heaved with emotfons of exultation. ‘‘How admirably have I chosen my associates,” he murmured. “‘On every = | hand I find irrefutable evidence that the spirit of my administration has infused “sabordinate and co-ordinate Oa the walls of the war oftice were divers chromos and lithographic prints of Hannlbsl, Alexsuder, Cssr, Napoleon, solf all the way over to the postoffice de- partment. But he was proud of his war secretary, just the same. Endlcott was honeat and earnest; that was the kind of man the era of reform demanded. A beautlfal young woman, wearing a calico dress, was ocarrying a 300-pound ::lil sack filled with letters through the **Is Secrotary Vilas in?” Inquired the president. “No, sir, answerad the beautiful belng in the callco, as she hurried along with the mail eack. Presldent Cleveland was shocked; he had never suspected Vilas could be the the first to grow remiss in his daties With anguish In his soul, the president entered the attorney-general's cffice. It wasin full blast. The subordinates were yanged In two semlcircles about Gen. Garland, who, in his shirt sleeve was pro vounding questions upon matters which concerned the Intelligent conduct of the department. ‘‘What is replevin?” *‘What is the jurlsdiction of a Missourl juatice of the peace?” ‘‘Explain the difference be- tween de jure and de facto.” Whatls a posse comitatus and where in does it iffer from the Arkansas possum.” ‘What Is achange of venue?’—these and simllar interrogatories did the learned attorney general put to his claes, and the president was pleased to hear that the re- sponses came quickly and for the greatex part were correct. I will not interrupt them,” thought the president; so he ratired noiselesely and skipped over to the Interior depart- ment. All was commotion here and Secratary Lamar was busiest of the busy. “We have been hard at work sinze daylight,” sald the secretary. *‘You see I have not had time to brush my hair or comb my beard—In fact. I was insuch a hurry that T came down town with my night-capon. As Horace gald: ‘De ju- vente plaribus noctantur,’ and in the words of the old Greek Philosopher: Kl telos epithalmos gar glgnosko.’” The preeident applauded the enthusi- asm which prevatled. Outside the pen- slon office several hundred one-armed and wooden-legged veterans were secking admittance; inside the office the crowd cf old roldlers was still greater, Standing on tiptoe and peetiog over the crowd the presldent could sse the pension commis: sloner, Gen, Black, hard at work handing out bags of money to the crippled pen- sionere, “Pis well,” raid Presldent Cleveland, smiling. Then he went back to the post- oftico department, but Vilas was not thera, This was a ssvere blow—an aw- ful shock. President Cleveland brooded overit and the tears came Into his eyes. Ashe passed the department of agicul- ture, he saw the commissioner in the garden watering the tullps and pruning the young rhubarb plants. This sicht cheered him somewhat, but still the presldent brooded over Vilas’ absence from his post of duty, and he {ndulged in the most mel- ancholy reflections until he newly reached home—yes, till he had come to the white house gate. Then a cheery whistle startled h'm fror his ead revery. Looking up he beheld Secretary Vilas tripping gayly down the walk, carrying a leathern bag and whispering a merry aic from *‘Falka.” *] have just left a bundle of letters with Lamont for you,” sald Vilas. *‘How do you happen to be here In- stead of at your post of duty?” inquired the president, glcomily, “Why, when I got down to the office at 4 o'clock this morning,” explained Vilas, ‘I found one of our men sick, #0 I concluded to carry his route for him myself to-day,” A few minutes later, dent Cleve- land having removed his coat, collar and necktle, seated himeelf at his desk in the white house and was ready for work, “Daniel,” said he to his private sac- retary, *‘I feel encouraged, for I have ireefutable evidence that my cabinet ls en rapport with the admlalstration. The republic has Indeed entered upon an era of Arcallian slmplicity. —— Why Shake? or,” says the shaker. chills and fever! ‘‘Becauss malaria got ahead of me,” Now neighbor, ramember that Brown's Iron Bitters yeis abead of malaris and malsrial fevers. The Rev. Mr. Rellly, of “I used g tlon and chills, with entire satisfaction. 1t 1s the best tontc and enricher of the blood known. But why have e — A well known athlete proposes to en- ter Horvard college for the purpose of hardeniog his muscles. e —— “Harmless and effectiye” Is the ex- pressed opfnion of physiclans of Red Star Cough cure. No bad effote. L = People become right-banded because they do not want to ba left *‘Simply becauss 1 have chills and fe- | Traln Talk, Chieago Herald, A man with gray halr, clossly eropped, and a olean-shaven chin sat upon the drlver's seat of a locomotive standing in the yard, Hls eyes were keen and gray, and desplte his scarred cheek, rugged jaw and firm mouth there was a gentle, even sad, expression upon his face. He wore » blouse and overalls, and eyed his loco- motive oarefally, He was the engineer, waiting for tho signal to back up and ““hook on” to the fast express. “Suppose you think a good deal of your machine, don't you!” remarked an admiring bystander. “Think a good deal of her? you say The bystander, not encouraged by the engineer's manner, left the ecab and walked aronnd the engine, admiring the bright rods, plpes and mechanism—the silent, yot breathing thing of power. Soon he saw the man in blouse and over alls crawliog under the machine with an oll-can in his hand. Some oll was drop- plog in a cup here and thers, a valve or two inspec od, a nut tightened or exam- ined, and In another momoent the ,engin- eer atood by the s'ranger's slde, He had not forgotten the latter's query, for he said: *‘So you think I like her, do yon?” And ‘then, after a pause, and in lower, more mellow tone—- *“‘Why shouldn’t I like her! She s the only thing on earth I have to love.” Touched and interested by thess worde, and by the msnner in which they were said, the stranger made Inqulries tending to draw the old man out. He snoceeded. *No, I have nothing else to love,” eaid the rugged engloeer; *'I live upon my engine, and for her. She isall the world to me, I am withont wife, child, or re lative. Iam alovein this world—my engine and me. Every trip I make with her I call my bridal tour. Once—but no matter about that.” Aud the gray head turned aside. “Once, you sald; wen't you tell me what that means?” “Once,” replied the engineer, his volce more huiky than before—‘‘that once' means much to me. It's nothing to you. And yet—any yet it will do no harm to tell. It Is no secret. There Is nothing to be ashamed of.” Here the engineer draw from his blouse pooket a blg sllver watch and glanced at 1ts face. “J have eight minates before the gong sounds,” he continued, ‘‘and in those eight minutes I will tell you what has been an eternity to me. Sixteen years ago I was a young englneer of thirty. You thought me older, of course, but 1 am only forty-s'x. 1 was then engaged to marry a young lady. I do notnced totell you how much 1 loved her; what hopes and ambitions I had for the futore. Just then 1 was promoted from a frelght to a passenger englne, but was trans- ferred to the western end of the road. That caused & pariing, but we arranged that I was to be gone three months and then return for my bride. The three months paseed slowly encugh; you are not old and perhaps yonr own experlence will tell you what patience mine mu:t have been. But I saved my money, provided a llttle home st the end of my ran, and was happy. Notwithstandiog my impatlence those were the happiest days of my life. I kaew 1 had a rival for tho lady’s affections, bat even this dld not worry me, 80 great was my con- fidence in her, “‘When the three months was nearly up I applled for leave of absence, and one night was on the next run to the last be- fore I should go east to my wedding. At B—— station I had orders to pass, wlith- out stopping, No. G4 which wes to be side tracked for me. dur orders are to slow up a little for such paesings and sound tho whistle, T did so as I ap- proached, but heard no answering signal, and supposed all was right. But just as I rounded the curve leading to the station I heard warning s/gnals from the whistle and saw a man with a lantern running to- ward me and swinging his red lantern acroes the track, A second glance showed me the rear car of No. 5 staad- 1ng half on the siding and half on the main track. It bad been derailed by the ice at tie frog. There are times when a man thinks with the rapldity of lightning and this is what flashed through mybrain: In making the sicing No. 6 was a minuta or two late, and at the last second the mishap Lad occurred at the freg, Whatin twently seconds more would bave been a clear track fur me wss now blocked by & sleeping coach, probably filled with passcogers unconscious of thelr danger. In thedlstance I hed to ran my heavy train could not be stopped, and & colliston was inevitable. What should 1do? As1 said, all this came to me like a flash, At the same Instant 1 de- cided what to dc, and began doing it, My course was as clear to 1o as if I had thought it all over by the hour. Within two seconds of the instant I eaw ths danger s'gnal I had shut off eteam and sst my biakes hird down, The next second I reversed my erglne. The re- sult of course, was a great check to our speed. The set brakes made the long train begin to dreg, after us llke a heavy weight, Then I sct my lever ahead once more, and pulled the throttle wide open. She bounded like a hare, broke {he couplings between the tender and bag- gage car, and in twenty, seconds more would have crashed into the sleeper had I not sgaln shut off steam aund reversed, eetting the brake hard on, If you were an experfenced reilroad man you would understand why all this was done. A lone engine can al- ways be' etopped quickly. In this case we stopped our engine almott to a stand- still forty feet from the eleeplng coach. Back of us was the heavy traln, coming like an alavanche despite the brakes, Baut by stopplng the engine on ahead I made the locomotive recelve the brunt of the fraln’s shook instead of the coach, That was my aim and I succeeded. B fore the train crashed Into the tender my fireman jumped and was safe. Having dope all that man could do I was about to Why do a follow him, but a glance ahead at the|® sleeplog car seemed to strlke me numb. 1 knew the coach was eafe from serlous injury snd also the passengers In my own tralo, The only danger was in my cab, where in a few seconds would come the crash, But I could not stlr, I lost all feeling but that of vision, " —here the engineer he tated, but sron went on In a de perate tone—1 saw in one of the be; of that eleeping car, by the brilllant light from the head-lamp of my locomo- tive, the face of my own betrothed, I saw her two eyes, looking out of the window. The derailment had evidently stariled her. I saw somethiog else, too —a—no, none of that. Ican'c tel t But I shall never forget the expres in her eyes, though I never saw her slnce.” ‘“Was she—was there a wreck?" Ag’nln the engineer looked at his silver watch, burrledly put it in his pocket, and resumed: ““There was no wreck—of the sleeping oar. There was one st my cab, When they pu led me out of the cab, half an hour later, that leg there was crushed, ou dldn't notice it was wooden, did youl Yes, the train orashed into the tender and the tender into the cab, I was pinned against the boiler, and there 1 got the soar you see on my chetk. But the sleeplng oar was only slightly in- jured, and the occupants were merely brulsed a llttle. The passengors of my own traln were unhaurt. People praleed what they called my bravery, and I overheard them talking that I could have taved myself by jump- ing, but that I had stuck to my post. They did not understand. How could they? I recovered from my Injury, and here T am with my only bride, my old lo- comotive—twloe rebuilt since that night, but still the old cne to me. There's tha gong—I must go,” . The engincer was about to ollmb into into his cab when the stranger seized nis hand and exclaimed: *‘But you must explain—there Is stilla mystery.” “Great God!” came back the answer in & whisper, “have younot guessed? It was not the right of my bothrothed’s face that prevented me jumping and turned these heirs gray In a night. She was not alone,"” Tharee winates later the siranger saw a | stern, scarred face by the light of the furnace fire in the engluethat passed him with the sast express—a noblo face, with mwarks of suffering, but the keen gray eyes looking straight ahead along the path of duty. —— 1I0WA ITEMS, Iowa railroads are valued at $12,600 a mile for tax purpcses. The damagze by Monday’s fire in Ot. tuwa foots up §5,000. Keokuk has thirty-seven saloons llcens, ed by the city councl, The annual tax of the 0., B. & Q., and the R ck Island roads in the state aggre- gates 312,000. Webster Clty has a big spring whose waters are supposed to possess wondrous medlcinal properties. Towa's Natlonal Guard are ‘unable to agree ona commander, The third and last election stood: Ellls, 295; McMan- nis, 205; Wilson, 250. Another electlon will be ordered. Nine cases of peace disturbance were found in a Des Moines drug stere by the police, and promptly confiscated. Just now the police have a great hankering for contraband liquor. The juice of the bug floweth not in Oreston any more. The saloon door is closed and the rattle of glassware Is hushed. The blinds are down and the halls are as sombre as the grave. Hugo Ernst, a_prominent jeweler of Fort Madison, while gunning on Tuesdsy for duck, plcked his gun up by the muz- z'e, as usual, and as usual the hammer caught, the gun was discharged and Einst was killed. Teutonle Matt Buattinger, of Colfax, has caused the arrest of his wife and her paramour, John Cushoy, charging the palr with' the crlme of adultery, Matt cares not so much for the transfer of love and affection that bas taken place, as for the loss of $100, of his hard carned cash, appropriated by the sinful couple. The arilcles of Incorporation of the Towa Brewers' and Bottlers’ association were filed for reccrd in Marshalltown on Monday. The capital steck 1s $15,000, end the object ia to raise funds to com- bat and test the constitutlonality of the Towa prohibitory liquor law, which they propose testing in the United States su- preme court. e ——— PILES! PILES! PILES! A BURE CURE FOUND AT LAST! 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M, Coffinbe.ry, of Oleveland, says about Dr, William’s Indian Cures, and it affords me ploasre to say that T have never found anything which gave such liwm’s Indian Ointment, For salo by all drug- glow and maled on receipt of price. 500 and 3 0. F. Goopyax, ‘Wholesale Agent, in 160 minutes at New Orloens, It was too much of a bat for the r.fleman, ‘Fools Ru:h in Whera Angels Fear to Treaa.” folly aud indiacretlone; and, as a result, nervous, mental and orgenic debllity dence is lacklug; at n'ght bad dreams occur, prematuro old age seems settiog In, and ¢hould wrlte to Di’R. V. Pierce, Buffilo, N. Y., the author of a treatlse and describe your eymptoms and suffer- ings. Ho can cure you at home and will &% THEOFLYTRUB | IRON TORNI] St M. R. 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Every housekeeper can test baking powders containing this disgusting drug by p'acing a can of the ““Royal” or *‘An- drews’ Pearl” top down on a hot stove unti] heated, then remove the cover and smell, Dr. Prices Cream Baking Powder does not contain Ammonia, Alum, Lime, Pot- ash, Bone Phosphates, (prove it by the 9ve test). It s prepared bya Physican aud Chemiat with special regard to clean- linees und healthfulness. e —— It is complained that at one Boston hotel the butter tastes ‘‘moussy.” The boarders smell & rat. - —— JAMES PYLE'S PEARLINE—This preparation, advertised elsewhere, 1s really an excellent article for saving Jabor in washing. It takes the place of soap, ods, and other chemlcal prepars- with's VAL ioauy sulorer. Gives DA T, A, BLO 18 Bphrodisi 8 notivit cures iy energy,uv ytew ;eit Btate 8t.,C Wamer s Vigor ity, all wenkness ofg elierat #1 by wall, J, HWarner, 2107 Westchoster,N. Y, Cay TheMerohants of Newark N. J., Glrard Fire, Philadelphia, Capltal. Woman's Fund_Carital A FINE LINE 0 Pnos & Droan —~AT WOODBRIDGE BROS, THE ONLY EXOLUB\VE MUSIE HOUSE YN OMAHA NER COMMISSION to competent business waus ger oF (this) TATE GEN WAL AGENCY conbrolling number (f local sgencies) for exclusive sale of our improved Machines, Rauk with the Telephone. Over7,000 in service. ludorsed by highiest meraantile,coryofate and expert suthorle. tion Uver 50 sgenciea catablished paylng trom 500100 ¥ cent. on investment very 60 days, Salcs in New ork ity approximating §500 per day. Aggregate sales over $60 000 for January, 1685, Applicants must furish first-class oredentis ls, and doposit from 81060 to 82000 cash seourity~ not honds for goods in thelr posscssion. THE NATIONAL @, S. CO., 21 East Fourteenth Street, NEW YORK. St. Charles Hotel, O STHEET, BET 7thaud 6th, - - LINCOLN, NEB, Mrs. Kate Coakly, Proprietoress @ Newly sud ologantly furnlshed, Good ssmple r00ms oo first floor. S Torms —$1.60 L0 82 per day, Special rates given wombers of the leglalature. R OMAH AL L CROWINE CI7Y The romarkable growth of 'Omeha thy | doring the last fow years Is & matter of groat astonishment fo those who pay an oocaslonal visit to this growing clty. The dovelopment of the %’;0" Yards—the necessity of t%e Bolt Lins Road—the fine}{ paved streota—the hundreds of new residences and ocostly buslness blooks, with '.hu'popnhllun of our olty moro then doubled In the Iast five years. All this Is & groat surprise to visltors and ia the admiration of our oltizens, This rapld growth, the buelness activity, and the many snbstantlal Improvements made n lively demand for Omaha real estate, and every Investor hoa made a handsome profit, May, Sinoe the Wall Street panlo with the subsequent ory of hard times, there has bean1¢u demaud from speoula: tors, but a falr demand from Investorn seoking homes. This latter olass are taking advantage of low prices In balld. ing material and are seouring thelr homen at much less cost than will be possible a year hence. Speculators, too, ean buy real esta' » cheaper now and ounght to take .d“fi“. of present prices for futurs pro ta, The next few romises ton dsvel opments lnm()mnlup than thxa'” fivy years, which have been as g '] weo could reasonably desire. New man- ufacturing establishmenta and large job. bing houses are added almoat woekly, and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many in Omaha and through- but the Stato, who have thelr money in the banks drawing a nominal rate of In- terest, which, If judlolously Invested in Omaha real estste, would bring them much greater returns. We have man bargains which we are oonfident wi bring the purchaser large profits In the noar future. ‘We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason- able prices on Sherman flveuue.l7ih,’ 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam, Davenport, Cuming, and all the eading streeta in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- nia and Davenport streets has made accessible Some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the building of the porty m the western part of the oity will increase i valna We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ty in the south part of the city, Ths developments made in_this section by the Stock Yards Company ané the railroads will certainly double the price in ashort time. ‘We also have some fine businees lots and some elegant inside resi- dencer for sale, Parties wishing to mmvest will find rome good berg oins by calling® Al ] & s, REAL ESTATE BROKERS. 213 South 14th 8t Bet veen Farnham and Douglas, P, B.—~We ask those who Leve propert{ for sale at o bargain to give us a call- We want only bargans We will positively not haodle prop erty at more than its real value, _—