Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, February 7, 1885, Page 2

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Address OB.JAVES No. 204Wazhington St.,Chicago, 1L R GOULD & C0'S. 18 CONDUCTED BY Royal Havana Lottery | (A GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION.) Drawn at Havana Cuba, Every 12 to 14 Days. TICKETS, 92.00, -+« HALVES, §1.00 Subjeol M imanipulatice, pol coutrolled by the partics In iuterost. It ls 4ho falrest thing in dbe ature of chance In existence. or tlokots apply o SHISEY & CO., 1212 Broad YR Y MUOLL & O 417 Walnut St t. Louis, Mo , or M. OTTENS & CO, 619 Main St., ansas City, Mo, A FINE LINEOP ORIGINAL |TTLE HAVA I st hend y 1 m you'r so light,” thumb miss replied Unto the fan knea seamp. ‘No! I'm thigh flame thutgives da light The bone necks-clsimed with gle And @h »oth think he was so bri " Jon't waist your wit on me, Wil leg-splode,” cheek coldly said, “But ear comes pa-—no doubt Heel take you forehead dreaAful lamp t you ou J 1k, Donck in Chieago Sun, ———— HONEY FOR TH¥ LADIES, Large plaid ginghame have the wool effects, Moroing caps are made of embroidered net and lace, Silk gloves and mitafare’popular for even ing wear, Black prints are to be worn in « with red. An opera cape is of white awan's-down with & pale blue down border, wdisplay of hosiery the roller rink is the French opera, Swiss muslin embroidered with silk is u ed for draping and flouncing short silks, Muscotte I8 a vovelty in silk goods, It has the best qualities of ursaure and ottoman, mbinatton A crimyon brocaded velvet opern cloak trimmed with the long white fur of the Per. sian lamb, Velvet collara turned down or standing, ar very fashionable. Jabots and gilets of lace are worn with them. Married women claim a great many things, but we have never heard one boast of being older than her husband, inghams are to be hud in great variety in all the now shades in medinm and emall checks and in shaded effects, A thin gold chain with emeralds clasping it here and there is an Indian curiosity of great value, though it makes but a swall parcel, “Thou art 50 near and yet so furl” exclaim ed the $4-a-woek shop girl » gazed into & window containiog « 8505 calskin sacque, A ring of great beauty has two tiny eight een-carat gold bands, and the stones spelling “darling” laid alternately on the slender bands. A cover for music is of chamois skin lined with delicate perfumed roec.satin, and initials evgraved in gold and mother-of-pearl handle. The most fashionable bridal necklace just now is a string of pearls, Pearls have an un- changing value and can alwaya b pawned at tair rates, During the recent run on the New Haven savings bank a servant girl drew out her en- tire savines for two years and invested them in a sealskin sack. Why is & man pamed William more likely t0 be happy in marriage than oue with o dit- forent name? Becauso his wife will always love her own sweet Will, A kind hearted lady of Gilroy, Kan,, has constituted herself the good ‘ungel of all tromps. She not only giyes them n square meal, but wine and cigars. A bonnet of red velvet has a full crown. The broad brim is covered by large jot beads, which are strung in cross-bars. A small black igrette forms zKe trimming. “Humph!” said a young man at a play with ayoung lady. *“I could vlay the lover better than that myself.” *T wouldn’t mind seeing you try it,” was the naive reply. As hand-boquets are coming in_fashion for this winter, a very handsome French horn handle, decorated with silver filligree work and edged with gilt scolloped rims, is & novel- ty by way of a holder, Tan and brown are the leading colors for glovas tor epring wear. Suede gloves in mousquetair Atfyla are in great demand, while in dressed kid button gloves are worn, Hook- ed gloves are obsolete, * Girlish and pretty toilets are made of shot or Pompadour silk, with bonffant overdress of tulle matched to one of the shades of the changeablo mlk, or to the color of tho gay fig- ures in the floral pattern fabric, A golden jewel case is drawn by two golden butterflies and has silver harness mountedwith Irish diamonds; four little bijou parian scent- bottles are held in the Jap of & little maiden arrayed in gay-colored silken garb. Fine grades of seersuckers are to behad this season in checks and plaids, The latter bave fine lines of crimson, quite a movelty, The brown, black and blue stripes with which every one is familiar, are also shown. Among the ornaments worn this winter upon the costume are delicute clasps of Irish diamonds mounted in silver, which are espec- ially effective over dresses of dark velvet. Buckles, pins, and bangles are also en suite. Large tidics are made of the soft white goods that has figares of white colers stamped upon it. These tidies have corners of velvet and then a band of velvet of a different color is put around the tidy, with an edg of lace. *Mrs. De Silva is so postical,” observed Mrs, Brown to ber husband, ‘‘She cslls her new dresses dreams,” “A very good name for them,” responded Mr, Brown, *‘for her husband ‘always speaks of the b lls as vight- mares,” It hss become the fashion of late years to dress little girls of eight and ten in costly silke, velvets and brocades. This fancy bus its advantages. It enables mothers to “make over their own or older daughter’s dresses into haodsome little costumes, Buttercup yellow satin makesa very heau- tiful evening, toilet, as under gaslight it is delicate, theeny go'd. This dress, however, must be carefully chosen, for only . brilliant brunette or a “‘divinely fair” woman could safely venture to adopt it. Opera and ball-room wraps for young ladies resem’ le thoso worn some years ago before deep fur-lined cloaks weie in vogue, The shape is that of a short roundiog circular of plush, mado with a pretty satin hood, intend- ed for wear and not solely for ornament, Handsome pin-cushions are now frequently wade long and narrow rather than square, A ry pretty one of blue satin had ons corner of Dlua plush, on_the corner opposite was a bow of satin ribbon of the same color; e~ broidery may be eubstituted for the bow. ‘*‘Are you out in society this winter, Mrs. Crimgonbeak?” asked an acquainta meet- ing ber in the milliner’s, ‘‘Oh, yes, the lady, admiring an ostrich tip: *‘Mrs, Fuseenfeathor and I are both out. We don's speak, you know.”—[Yonkers Statesman. “Well, how were the ladies dreesed?”’ was asked at one of the clubs of a member who ha just come away from a very fashionable din- ner party, My dear fellow,” he replied, *1 really don’t know, The fact is I didn't think o looking under the table,”-{New York Tri- June, Beveral v valuable India shawls have been worn at high-class weddings lately, and on each occasion they were draped in the o'd fashioned manner with the points falling low on the back of the skirt, Cachemire shawls in winter naturally lead to those of lace in summer, a fashion “suitable to matrons or elderly ladies only, Mirs. J. W.Clark,” of Mount Vernon, is able, at the sdvanced age of ninety-one years, to sing the psalms in the church service in & clear voice, to knit, embroider and to keep up a large correspondence. She 18 also a devoted worker among the poor, gulng out personally on pleasant days to oistribute tracts as well as sabstantial to the unfortunate, White nun's veiling dresses for evening wear are trimmed with silver braid, If the braid is narrow there are twelve or more rows on the ekirt, six ahout the throat and the same about the waist. Some of the dresses are tucked, and cach tuck is headed by braid annch wide, The overdress, open at the left side, has rows of bra'd on the under sid which is turped back so that the trnmming is displayed to advantage. A handsomo dresa has the long overskirt of heliotrope velvet, The bodice is fastened at the chest with a silver clusp and opens over veat of cream-colored satin with heliotrope chepille apots, The underskit is of the creaw satin, with & broad band of the velvet with diagonal rows of silver braid at regular inter MUMIC HOUSh== e IN OMAHA"NEB. iog of the satin below, The sloeves are -— tnmmed with the satin und rows of silve: braid. 159 Ve?‘ee A “Fascivator,” so named, most useful for Bfi..mr.:; et Sy ] Piinos Droan WOODBRIDGE BROS, THE ONLYZEXOLUS\VE] Mashsod enveloping the shoulders and head when leay. » noied specialiss (mowze~ | iug the heated concert-room or opers, Is mad: ry s Ul e ava mp | With very coarse wooden kaitting pina - <ay ms hgives a lainty and A very prett ble wiing houes W ide of 1 with rnet ntin t f leoy shade, the tulla being sprin Ked with beads to correspond, Th at of the dress, which was made with tbe satin alone, was embroidered with garnct beads in & heavy design of fi d_leaves, The TEARE Was Cub & in front and bor lered with embroidery, snd bands of the same formed epauleta over the shoulders, these an swering for sleeves, (iarnot hairpinsand oth: or ornaments were to be worn with this tilet. Here is something worth knowing: That fruit which has begun to work industrionsly, unless actually eour, can be transformed into pickles, The housekeeper who contributes this knowledge vouches for its merit. Drain out all the liquor from the fruit, and let it come to a boil. Skim off all the scum that tises, add half a teacupful of vinegar for every two quarts and a half or even thres quarts of the liquor, with sugar enough to mi<e & good rich syrup; add spices to suityra: o tie them up in a muslin cloth; woia 8 lhquor ooks clear add the fruit; let it heat gradually and then actually boil for three or four min- utes. To make & delicious cider cake beat three cups of sugar, one of butter, and yolks of four egan to a cream, then stir in six cups of flour (not heaping cups), beat till smooth and light, Put one teaspoonful of soda into a large cup of sour cider and atir quickly, be- fore it stops foaming; beat it into the cako batter; when this is accomplished add one cap full of stoned and chopped raisins, well floured, and last of all the whites of four exgs Leaten to a stiff froth, Bake at oncein & loaf. Put & buttered paper in the bottom of the cake pan. A very beautiful imported toili (te has the bodice and train of rich salmon red bro- caded silk. The front of the di «s has a tablier of old-gold satin covered with pearl emvroidered net, with bands of embroidered satin in the colors of the silk and satin, The tablier is edged witha desp pearl fringe, which falls over a plaited flounce at the bot- tom of the skirt. The train iy lined with the old gold-satin, and is turned back at the sides 50 a8 to display the liniog. The front of the bodice has & pieceof tna eatin covered with the embroidered net, let in the front; the edges are outlinod with pearls, The basque falls over a short Louis XTI, ruffle of tho satin, 1 —— A Woman's Thoughts. “T am 0 weary of my home!” sho cries, ““And of ita endloss task 8o m an and’ small; T love to mingle with the world outside, o drink from litss swet cup; the draps that a From boakersother clasp, though gladly quaffed, Slake not my thirst, my hand must hold the draught.” She feela a littlo hand slip into hers, And little fingers clinging to her gown, And in her heart a tender memory OF violet lids by early death shat down; And as she lifts the little hinderer up “Idrink,” she cries, ‘at least from love's full cup,” “Forgive. dear Lord, forgive the foofish speach, For love is all; without it life is naught: Lot mo but havo the blessing in my reach, And T will never more complaiu of aught; Life’s cue may hold for woman what it will— Without love's wine she will bs thirsty still.” e PEPPEKMINT DROPS, The man who naver lies laughs if he is called a liar.—[01d Saw. “Good-byc, sweet_tart,” said the tramp as he swallowed it.—[Carl Protzel's Weekly. A ring around the moon 18 a sign of rain, A riog around « girl's finger is also u eign of reign. “I've joined the Feniane,” eald Smith, as went to dinner, *'I’'m going to dine a mite.” ~—[Troy Times. Natural gus in Pittaburg sells for twelve and one-half cents per 1000 foet, possible ex- plosions thrown in, A burglar bit « swoet potato which was left on the supper table of tho house which he was rifling, and the print of his tecth furnished the clie that resulted in his arrest. A man in Georgia tells of a_10-pound trout which stopped a mill wheel, Either the wheel must haye Leen smaller than the trout or the lie bigger than the mill.—[Boston Post. They tell a romarkable story of a woman in Pernsylvania who has refused to talk to all but three persons for the last twenty-five ears, What a blessing such a woman would in eome families! exclaims a married editor. ‘‘“What are you looking at, old gal?” asked the postman of Mrs, Mulligan, *‘Shure, an’ I just thinkin’,” said Mrs. Mulligan, ‘‘how foine me b’y Moike will be lukin’ whin he gits thim clothes on.” Mrs, Mulligan's Moike voted for Cleveland. Dress coats to be worn this eeason. For Investigating Committees —A cout of white- wash, For Shoddyites —A coat of arms, For Whooperups—A coat of red paint. For Ugly Facts—A coat of varnish, At Select Parties —A coterie,—[Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Mistress— “There it goes again, Mary, do ycu see that door? Maid—*Yeseum,” listress—“'Well, you have left it open, e you brought up in & eawmill?’ Maid—Nome; I has allers li ilics as can afford door-springs,” u_have to work pretty hard, don't you?” waid a good-natured old gentleman to a Car driver. “Well, I should amile, but I have nocause o complain ” *“Why not?” *'Be- cause my boss is so liberal that ho gives me cighteen hours to du my day’s work in, while you poor bankers have to crowd your work into about four hours.”—[Now York Journal. W h fam “Mamms, who is that poor, sad man in the otherend of the car?” “Hush, darling, he “Poor man; I poct his folks ad.” ““Keep quiet, pet " “Ido be- eve he's going tc Toor man?”’ Do keen still, child.’” amma, who is ho aud what's the matter with him?” **Hush, little one; he's a humorist, but you're too little to understand thesc thio Oh, these southern liars! How we sink in- to mediocrity besides them! Hear this one, fresh from “the swamps of Florida: ‘‘Tom Drumgools, of Gaineville, fired at a patridge which he saw sitting on a rail near the ground aud killed eight others which he did not eee that were sitting in a bunch on the opposite side of the fence,” This prize lie should be shipped to New Orleans at ouce, (ilhooly: “It's a very elegant ulster, as you say, Mr, Schaumburg, and I would like to pay your price for it. but it is too long, It drags on the ground.” Mose Schaumburg: ““It looks like 1t might be thoost & leetle long, but ven you valks dot streot on, dose peebles vill admire dot elegant ulster 5o much dot your preast vill schwell ott mit pride, so dot Lnn.,m dot ulster vill come up apove your ees,” S0 excecdingly decollete are the dresses of the ladies at the Washington receptions this winter that Presideat Authur shows his em- barrasswent and discomfort. 1t i & great relief for high-minded and proper men to slip away from theso vulgar exhibitions to the atern and rigid provriety of an Adamless Eden” entertainment, The d fierence be- tween an ultra-fashionable woman and a fe. ma'e minstrel is thut the one begins to saw off at the neck, the other at the feet.—{Kansas City Times. e — EpipLe bird’s nest is the nest of the sea-swallow of the Malay archipelago, a bird of the size of a common martin. It builds its nest of a glutinous sub- stance, which it is said to derive from a sea-weed., This weed is swallowed and }mruy digested, and then disgorged and ashioned into a nest as large as a coffee- cup. When fresh, these nests are of & waxy-white cclor, and are said to be worth twice their weight in silver in the markets of China, where alone they are sold, the general cost being $5 or more & pound, according to the age of the nests. The taste of dishes pre- pared from these rosts 18 said to be in- sipid, but the Ohiucse prize them, not, perhaps, 80 mums=for their taste, as for their supprw. tonic and aphrodjsiac powers A ! And . ch hit I i ) \u it te subscriboer had told hin | That hi et wasn't fit to be re Wh nother had carefally pr To punch the editor's he: The foremun was yelling for copy And the wind whistled in ut the door And this with « few other reasons Is why the editor swore, the angel who took it to 1leiven rded this verdict there; 6 jury find in the present case, 'was a justifiable awear, SATURDAY SELECTIONS. Husband and Wite, “‘It’s the strangest thing that ever I knew, And the most provoking ‘twixt me an you, ‘And woman whose got a man like me, A good provider, and steady and free With all her folks with funds salted down, And as fine a house as any in town, To be lamenting cause one child in ten Aiu't quite as good as he might have been, It's a pretty good showing, it seems to me, That onlyga tenth of the lot should_be \ little off color, and that's what I say To their mother twenty times a 3 But T can’t make her sec it in that light; And she listens and waits night after night For the sound of his step, till I grow so wild That I almost curse both mother and child, “She ought to live for the others, yon know, And lot the tormenting vagabond go Aud follow his ways and take the pain — But I turn him out and she calls him again, This makes & hardness between her and mo, And the worst of it is the children agreo That I'm i the right. You'd pity her, Such timea T think I'm the meanest of men, “T've areued and scolded and coaxed without end: Hor answer is always: friend As long as T live, and your charge is untrue That my heart holds no equallove for you And all the rest. But the ono gone ast Needs me the most, and yow'll find ’tis the My bay has one way Of all mothers to hold cloge to the one % Who hurts her the most. So love's work is done.” “Now what can 1 say to such words as those? I'm not convinced, as the history shows; Jut I ofton wonder which one is right, As 1 hear her light step night after night, Here andthere, to the window and door, As she waits with a heart that 1s heavy and sore, 1 wish tho boy dead; while ko gi To save him from sin, There" wife,” '8 her life hushand and Household Hints, Glycerine wlill remove cotfee and other stains from white or colorad goods. In hanging p'ctures the brightest col- olors should be put In the darkest corners of the room. Pressed leaves placed between sheets of glaes, bordered by a plush frame, are ueed for screens. Braes candles'icks made to hang befors a mirror, purposely arranged to reflect the light, give a very charm!ng effect. Among novelties is that of a paper weight in the form of a brass glove defily modelled and the top turned over at the wrlst. 0ld marble or wooden mantels may be painted with two or three coats of oil color to match the prevailing tints of the remalning woodwork. ‘Waste paper baskets are made of Chi- nese straw, painted floraldesign with ofle, the style being seen ia racks for paper doors for cupbcards, etc. A glazs of carmine or lake will pro- duce a rcsewood finish, A turpentine extract of alkanet root produces beautiful staln which admits of French polishing. A bracket towel rack is arranged with a movabhle bar to suspend an embroidered cur'ain over tbe towel bar, the bracket shelf providing for a vase or other ob- ject. Progress ot the Colored Man, The colored man in the south contin- ues to give evidence ¢f his progrees to- wards a higher stage of civilization, Last Tuesday a negro in Atlanta ended his ife in 8 manner which showed that he had made a careful stady of his white brcther’s methods of svicide. He took a Icaded Enfield rifle, tled a whip-lash with a loop In it to the trigger, and, placing the muzzle of the wespon under his cbin, discharged it by putting his foot in the loop. The whole thing was so neatly done that the sulcide’s hat stiil remained on his head when he was found dead. Poiats on Poker, Shortband—A bob-tail fiush, - Life, A worthy couple—A pair of aces,—[Boston Post. The man who plays poker takes pot Iuck at the table,~ [Cincionati Commercial Travel ler. A fouriin-hand—Four uces,—[Lafe. A sigh —A straight with a solitaire on top,—[Boston Star. If thers is & good stake up, four aces are a better four-n-hand than a four-horse team, New Orleans Pic yune, The poet who a short time ago sang *‘I Have Found My Queen,” is now sorry for it. The other man, it transpires, found his ace,—[ Bos- ton Post. A poct sings “T've Found My Queen.” That is a very small subject for a piem, we should think, ~ If he wanted to write sowething of interest he ought to sing about three queens and a pair of jacks, or four aces and & king,— [Graphic, “Hubby, what were you dreaming about Iast night when you said you would straddlo tho blind?" “Me? Strad—Oh, yes, Twas dreaming 1 was going for a horseback ride on a blind horse, " “Oh, X seo, That accounts for the rest you said, You was going to ride over and call on your auntie, weren’t you, hubby?>" Irving and American Audiences, In the Britlsh Fortnightly Mr, Trving has an article on American sudiences, dissesting 1its qualities. Mr. Irviog keenly says:—‘The dominant character istics of an American audience is Im- partiality, They do not sit in judgment, resenting as positive offences lack of power to conyey meanings or s diver- gence in the interpretstion of & particular character or scene. When they do not Itke a performance they simp'y go away, And here is & kindly feeling towsrd the actor. As an individual par that recognlition of indlviduality, so strikingly characteristic in American life snd cus- toms, s thelr thorough enjoyment. Aunother polnt, they are not only «ulck to understind and appreciate bat they take a genuine pl e in the expres slon and approval. They are not su- passed In quickness aud eompletene: comprehension by avy audience I bave yet ssen.” Sherman as & Kisser. Oune morning while Geucral Sherman was visit ng Warh ugton lately, be met G- neral Scoenck on the street. *‘How are you Schengk?” said the blutf old war [¥or You are locking splandi ver 4 pan you kiwed 3 AL }y, Y I lored a mament and od: OB, 1 remember; but w who she was ” “Did yoa know s a mwartled wom n acked o syd the Gen iaven't seen her atood up in 4 waded in; bot I remem- ber the one you mean.” The two old friends tried to figure out the pedigree of the kissed woman, but the cna only knew that she was married and the other thit eho was kiessble. Finally, General Schonck sald: “Well, anyhow, Sherman, 1 adwmire your taste.” *‘Yes, remarked Goneral Sherman, with a twinkle in his eye, ‘‘she was fine, certain. ly. Did your notice how well she stood upon her fetlock joints’ She was a fine woman. o, indecd ahing, “and | You seo they a'l slnc line and 1 jus Lemonade, Ones my love and 1 together, Tu the midst of summar weather, Made some lemonade, and found it most s tonishingly nice How she squeszed the lomons neatly, Touched their severcd hulves discretoly With her dainty milk-whita fingors, and T tried to yound the ico! Then I whispered words concerning Certain hopes —the words wore buraf Though 1 think the ice had rendered wdent lovor chilly. But her aweetness, who conld doubt it ? Not a trace of tart about it, If the air did smell of lemons a8 I murmured something silly. Ah, there's nothing more beguiling Than a pretty girl, who, smiling, Asks your help in squeezing lemons, to com- pound a lemonade. Tor wyite hans can look so pleasing That the necessary squeezing Ian't all done on the lemons, a8 it should be, 1'm afraid, L9 loss, Onea again we too are brewing Sae, upon the gaslight stowing Ia a funby little sauce-pan with drink that's not for me, Nor for her. ' And, truth to tell, Neither of us Tikes the smell; For this funny little sauce-pan is quite full cf catnip tea. —[Bessio Chandler, in Puck’s Annual, An Object of Envy to Many, A New York woman who is suing for a divorce saya she *“has been marrled eight yoars and has never scen her husband. It s impossible for some husbands to please their wives. This New York womwan seems to be unusually favorcd in amatrimonial way and doesn’t know It. When she wants to ask her husband for §20 for a new bonnet 1t may bo a little Inconvenie nt not to have him aroand, but look at the compcnsations! No trousers to half-sole, no battons to sew on, no_boots to help pull off when he comes home prostrated from overworx, and no other domestic labors of that character, She will be envied by thous- ands of married women.--| Norristown Herald. A vombination, A little boy, A piece of string, A kettle, dog and tail, A heap of joy, A sudden #p) A long and plercing ail, A leather strap, A heavy hand, A squirm, & kick, and squeals; A sounding rap, He'll have to stand For a week to oat his meals, | Roston Poat. A Washington Beauty. St. Louis Globe-Democrat , A very pretty woman, who has reap- peared in Washington this year, is Mrs. George Spencer, wife of the ex-senator from Alabama. Six years ago socicty was excited when the senator went over to New York, married Miss Nunez, a mem- ber of a theater company there, and brought his br de here. She was a Mis- sissppian by birth and related to several generals of the confederste and Egyptian service, and is still a very beautiful woman of the slender Spanish type. As she ap- peared the other day, making some after- noen calls upon ladies in the same hotel where she is staying, she was the striking figare of the ocession. She wore a long black velvet dress, an immense black Ru- bens hat covered with black plumes, very long black g oves and carried a large fan of black ostrieh fcathers, which, in its graceful motions, seconded the wonderful play of her large dark eyes under the thin arching brows. She held a whole com- pany of lady’s spellbound and fascinated, and that is the last and most erucial test of any pretty woman’s talent: ——— UONNUBIALITIES, Tf you can’t uwrry a woman of sense, young man, warry 4 woman of dollars, A TLondon reporter recently _eloped with a girl worth only $40,000, "Newspzper men muet be poorly paid on the other side, A soldier numed Pradier, who dio? recently at Awroux, France, was i century old before he macried. and ho lived with his wife eight yeurs. Mae, Tom Thumb and Count Rosebud, two dime muscum widgots, representing a com bined capital of $100,000, are engaged to be married, During an examination 1 medizl student being usked the question, **When does morti fication ensue?” replied: ‘““When you pop the question, and ure answered *no.” Never ask your intended’s father about his business matters, He might suspect you had mercernary motives in view. When at his residence put in all your time with the young lady, \l.ur}:(]ilw is to inquire at the commercial ageocy, Young Wiie—"' 1 never knew my husband to 1088 his v esencs of mind but onde, and thit was when we were marriod. It was too ab- surd, He was as pale as o sheet, and it took him nearly five minutes to find the ring.” 0ld Bachelor (grimly Porsibly he realized his imminent danger, n (Sun Fran cisco Chronicle. Bill Klder and Miss felon Kindly, of Hous- ton, have been engaged to be married fonsome time, The other night old Mrz. Kindly came into the parlor where the lovers ware and found them scowling and fighting like cats and 1ogs, My good gracious, Helen, how can you qnarrel so with William? People out on the street will think you aremarried already,” —{Texas Siftings. On the morning of January 27, Peter J, Reynold was marricdin New York t: beaa- tiful yousg worsan, After the widding fes tivities the grosm. complained o s revere cold, but as he was str ng and heslthy he paid but little atteption toit, On Wedoesday be was prostrated, and at midnighs he died from poeumonia. The bride of & day remains plunged in griel so intense that her relatives fear her mind has become affected by she sud- den shock. Among_ the gilts at a recent fashionable weeding,” writes Clara Belle, “wis a hand- gold-mounted, gem-cecorated bottle for Ic had & kiad of s uirt-gun on the nowzle, so that it might be used to spray the coutents over the roow. The eyes of the food isther lit on this thivg. “Who hasdarad to send my daughter a nursing bottle?” he said, “It1s an ioeult, It is indelicate. Of coursa, she will have children, but this inti wated that, of course, she won't do ey duty in & maternal wavner,” He was bushed, and in structed, but not before the ¥ BOb & start.” e —— WuEeN a writer sweurs bucause his articles are refused, it’s a proof that re- jected comwmunications corrupt good vaners, duo,” The best way to find out his business | = URE Free from Opintes, Emetics and Poisons. e r— B m—— SURE CONPANY, i . Mary fand, U, & A, — ek oot - A girl in my employ b fonal scrofula by the use ) been enred of constitn Swift's Specific 3, 0. McDANIYL, Allatoons, G, d);(nnlhu;m 18 the fatter of the Goveruor of a. Vanderbilt's millions could not buy from mo what Swift's Specific has done for me, 1t cured mo of scrofula of 15 years’ standing. Mus. ELIZANKTIOBAKER, Aeworth, G, After suffering with Totter for eleven 1 naving all sorts reatment, 1 was re ntirely by Bwift's §) o, H, Lrx, Pawson, Ga. SNATCHED FROM THE GRAVE—T was brought th's door Iy a combination of eczema and pelas, from wh'eh T had sulfored for thice years Was troated Ly seversl physiciacs with lodine potas slum, which sremed to feed the dis 1have be cured sonnd and well by the u-e of Swit's Specif My, SakAn E. TURsER, Humboldt, Jenn Swifts Specific fs entircly vegotable Blood and Skin Disea: ik Swirr Sexcivio €o., Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga., 3 St New York, Treatine on s mailed froe FRIVATE e greearantes glven serite, in cane undertaken. othe contains no FOOD FOR INFANTS (frec The best food i1, Thie best dict tor HORLICKS A Idren, froa, ) 1 ion, 4. 1., rookiym, §pall on rocclpt of price tn etxmpa C ] FOOD CO., Racine, Wis. SvTAOT OF MALT-GS DOCTOR WHITTIER 617 St. Charles St., 8t. Louis, Mo. ate of two Medioa] Colleges, haa Lern lon o8 BL00b Dissabia tha, any other Ehyelcian 1o ot Losin a5'city papers show and a1l o1d yettaents know, 1 Bbr LO8IA Nervous Prosuration, Debility, Mente! and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and othe: ec- tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Blood Poltes=g, old Sores and Ulcers, aro treated with unparallelod riuciples: Saely, Privatoly. Discases Arising from Indiscretion, Exposuro or Induigenco, which yreduc following efeets: nervou debility, dimmess of sight aud delcétive memory, Fin Seniontothe Sy 1 ) ¥ . 5 o e R e P oo or by mait ree, and invitch. WS 1 ‘questions. A Positive Written Guarantes eomblacaes, Mulicinoncoat overrahers pages, de- male, FREE. > THEONLYTRUE | IRON e BLGOD, Tesu VER w11 KIDNEYS, HEALT. Dy~ Dpetite, i ) Strength lutely s and anew loree < b and Hradn Power. ) con il NAL AND BEST, s toh Dr, Hurtor Med.O 'DREAM BOOK. formaiaon. frea How (0 nvuros hap Aoy childho d is o quos. tion of grest moment to tooss who for am reason are unable to ¢ \Nturnish_tae littls on : with negu; mach difficulty vl mek. Bend to Woolria & 00, Pal- . Mass , for pam phicts oa the subje TUCCorsTUTy resred more chil Put up in four - jze s, For eala by Druggis & 3 al {T0Fe FO 0 Ty 0ods combine OCMAHA MEDICAL AND SURGICAL DISPENSARY CROUNSE'S BLOCK 16thand Capitol Avenoe, trosts a'd cases Calp #od or Delormed also diseases of 4k Neryous 8ystem, Throat, Lungs and Urinary Organs oases © Curvature of the Spane, Orocked Feel L & and Arma, Discascs of fiiul.flu, Kluhw ":Il Jolnta Also Ohronle aftections ofthe Liver Ahoumatiem, Paralysts, Pil: oers, Ostasrh, Asth s and Bronobitls are all Wed by nww and swo- sossful methods. All dlseases of the Blood and Urln ary Orgaos, including those rwulting hon";n;:u:d G, 0F exposure, re aatoly and succ N oo paan, iadle aged, and old men ‘eull trom Woakness and Norvoas exhaustlon, producta, \ndigestion, Palpitation of the Hears, Dospondency Dizaies, Loss of Memory,Lack of Eoergy and Am- bition, can be restored $0 health and vigor, if case 1 0ok & o long negleoted. The Burgeon in_oharge was president of the Northwestorn urgioal lustl- tuto and Burgeon of the Natiooal Surgical institute. 1£ atfictod, call or write ull duscrlption of yous oase, aud wodidne may bo seat you. Consultablon tree. Addree Omsha Dispensary, Crounse Block, ks, Neb Office hourd 10-13% o, 1-88 T-dp: » sve. 10s m " wlivg agents. Wa have nons OMAH A A CROWING CITY The remarkable growth of Omaha during the Iast fow years s a matter of groat astonlshment to those who pay an occaslonal visit to this growling city. The development of the Stoek %lrdl—‘hl necesalty of the Belt Lins Road—the finn{( paved streets—the hundreds of new restdences and costly business blooks, with the populatlon of our city more than doubled In the last five yesrs, All thie Is » great surprise to visitors and ls the admiration of our cltizons, This rapld growth, the business activity, and the many substantial Improvements made » lively demand for Omaha resl estate, and every Investor hem made s handsome profit. Sinse the Wall Street pante May, with the subsoquent ory of hard times, there has been lunu demaud from spocula: tors, but a falr demand from lavestorw seoking homes. This lattor class are taking advantage of low pricss in build. ing materlal and are securing thelr homes at much less cost than will be poasible o year hence, Speculators, too, ocsn buy roal esta’ s cheaper now and ought to take advantace of present prices for future pro ts. T'he next fow yoars promisos gveates divelopments In Omaha than the pass livy) years, which have been s good as we could reasonably desire. New man- ufacturing establishments and large job- bing houses are added almost weekly, and all add to the prosperity of Omahs. There ars many in Omaha and throngh- bat the State, who have thelr money in the bauks drawing a nominal rate of tereat, which, If judiclously Invested Omaha real estate, would bring them much greater veturus. We have man, bargelas which we are oconfident will bring the purchaser large profita in the near fature. We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason- able prices on Sherman avenue,17th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam, Davenport, Cuming, and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- nia and Davenport streets has made accessible Ssome of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the building of the street car line out Farnam, the pro perty i the western part of the city will increase 1n valna ‘We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ty in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company and the railroads will certainly double the price m ashort time. We also have some fine business lots and some elegani, inside resi- dencer for sale, Parties wishing to invest will finck some good bargans by calling u Bediond, Soner & Dari, REAL ESBTATE BROKEIRS. 213 South 14th 8t Bat veen Faxahw n and Douglas. P.B8.—We ash. those who have woperty fo sale at a bargain to give i acall- We want onfy bargains We will yasit.vely not handle prop rty ot raowe than its real value,