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— \ % \ STOMACH rheumatic tndenoy o7a ani an_incstimable 5 ., preventive of fever - THE DAILY BEE--TUESDAY, F " BRUARY 3, 1885, Words of Warning and Comfort | CUUNC&_BLUFFS Jou re suffering from poo heaith or ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS, languishing on a bed of sickness, take cheor SOUTHERN GLIMPSES, you are simply ailing: of if you feel “wonk and diepirited, Interesting Items From ¢ without cle .y kn ting why, Hup Bitter *will wurely cure you " 1 you are a minister, and have overtaxed yoursell with your pastoral duties, or & mother, worn out with care and work, of % man of business or Iabor, weakened by the strain of your everyday du- ties, orn man of letters toiling over your midnight work, Hop Bitters wiil most surely strengthen you the “Land Furnished by & r Council Blufts Newspaper Man, of Flowers,' ¥ To the Editor of Tur Bee. Tatuanasse, Fla., Jan., 27.—Having myself been somewhat surprised in the appearance and progress of Florida, that greatly and, as I find, unjastly abused eouthern state, I have no doubt that a few facts concerning the ‘“‘land of flow- ers” will be of Interest to the readers of the Bee. Florlda is a rapldly-growing and pro- grossive state, and ls unquestionably 1f yon are suffering from over-eating or drinking, any indlscretion or dissipa- tlon, or are young and growing too fast, aa |8 often the case, , on the , and feel nsing, ton ‘ing, 1t you » d thin and 16, 1t vos vinste ning, Hop Bitters ia w give you now life, health 11 you are costive, or dyapeptic or suffer. ing from acy «f the other numerous dis- easos of the stomach o bowels, it 18 your ulticn t you need to d vigor.” own lault It you remaln i1, 1t destined to become an important, weal- you ar any form thy and prosperous ome. The taxable of Kidne jting death this valtie of the atat 11 f G moment, aud turn for a—cure to Hop Bitters. T Y Bloxham, in 1880, was only Jabout §31,- 000,000 List year 1t amounted to over 60,000,000 or double in four years, something no other state in the Unlon has done In the same length of time. Educational facilities are algo rapidly im- proving, and there are at the present time 1,600 schools in the state and 08,- 000 scholars in attendance, an increase of 100 per cent in eight years. The state also has a fine agricultural college and a large institution for the deaf, dumb and blind, and insane. The railway factlities are oxcellent and increasing rapidly. 1lo the past four years nears nearly 1,000 wiles of road have been conatructed and at present there are 1,613 miles in operation. From the state’s adwis- alon o the Union up to 1881, only 637 miles were built, nearly 300 miles of now road are now graded and ready for the iron. In addition many points are con- nected by steamboat navigation, Re- cently constructed canals and incrersed waterways make accessible to the state millions of acres, containing some of the most valuable sugar, cotton and frult lands in the United States. Many parts of the state aro covered with a heavy growth of yellow and pitch plne, from which the best kind of lumber is made and ls being constantly shipped to all parts of the world. From ten or fifteen acres of zround, a man of ordinary energy can meake an excellent living in vege'able and fruit farming here. The land is easily farmed, the soil very productive and eomething may be raised nearly the cotire year roand. Farmers arve already planting potatoes, beans, waterm:lons, etc., and orops are ready by May and continue rip- ening until December. Good corn is raised here in limited quantitles, and sweet potatoes in adundance, as well as fine oranges, grapes, peaches pears and vegetables of all kinde. Good farming land can be bought at from $3 to §10, or state land at $2 per acre. Thore is also considerable land that can be homestead- ed and which will mske good farms. Immigration is rapicly on the increase to this state, as its many advantages are better known, and the unjust and uncalled for prejadice agalpstit in the north dies out beforc the argument of experienced investigation and honest criticism, and the time is not far distant when Florida will take rank with any southern or western state for thrift, ad- vancement and wealth, Many rich northerners, who have winterad here for some years, are taking up their perman- ent abode in the state of perpetual sun- shine and beaury, and, surrounded with fine forms of tropical frults, flow- ers and evergreens in abundance are enabled to take that comfort found no where else in the country. With de- lightful winters, and no warmer summers than in Towa or Nebraeks, the man in search of a destrable, pleasant and health- ful climate, who could not get along con- tentedly in Florida, would not be satis- fied In the position of general manager of Paradise. Politically, Florlda is conslderably democratic (sbout the only fault I find with it) but, like Nasby’s Crossroads fol- lowers, they take Cleveland’s clvil service reform letter in miniature doses and be- gin to realizo that the south, which elected him, isn't golng to run him to any great extent. The rebel clement {s friendly toward the north, avd many of them are gener- ous, good-heattad fellows, They are free to admit that secession was successfully aud forever throttled by the union army, and treason crushed, and ‘“‘that settles it.” Theyare glad to have northern pao- ple eettlo among them to asslat them in bullding up the country and placing it whera it was when the unhung president of the gouthern confedracy declared war agaiust the union, and forced his people to attempt to carry out his treasonabls designs. But he will be kept buey for the rest of his life equirming under the solid blows given him by General Sher man In his recent “‘explanation” letter, C. 8. Cragk, o —— PERSONALS, If you aro alck with that torriblo slck ness, Nervousness, yon will find a **Balm in Gllead" in Hop Bitters, —1If you are a frequenter or a rosident of —8 minsmat istrict, barricade your sys- —tem against the scoarge of all countries ~—Malaria, Epidemie, Bilious and Inter- —mittent fevers by the use of Hop Bitters, If you have rough, pimply, or _sallow skin, bad breath, Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich blood, the sweetost Kgoath and healjh, 2500 will bepaid for a case thoy will not cure or help. A Lady's Wish, “Oh, how T do wish my skin was as clear ‘and soft as yours,” said a lady to a friend. “You can earily make it 80,” answered the friend. “‘How?” inquired the first lady. “By using hop Bitters that makes pure,rich blood and blooming health, It did for me s you observe, ®0.None genuine without o bunch of green Hops on the white labsl. Shun sl the vile, Poisonous, stuff with “Hop” or *“Hops” in their name, Ty it by DI, B BIEORRE & BN, Lo J. W. WUPPERMANN, OOLR AGENT, 51 BROADWAY. N, ¥- the ue o usfi g E % T tettor's stomach H < STLEBRATED appearance of the counte andsal- lowness of dyspep- ics are supplantod a healthier lool 5 o 14 restored, AN the nervoussys 5 tem refreshed with much needed slum- ber, through the vse ot tnis b edioine, which is also bene: hclal to person of & nd ague. For mlo By all Drugists and Dealers generally. MANHO0D! ERIE MEDICAL CO., BUFFALO, N. V. NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY 6. F. BAVIS & G0, (Svcckssors 10 DAVIS & SNYDER.) GENERAL DEALERS 1N BAL ESTATE 1505 FARNAM STREET, - - OMAHA. Have for 200,000 acres ¢ 88 Tow for sa'e iu , Cuming, Sarpy, Washington, Merrick, ani Butler counties, Taxes patd in all parta of the stats. Money loa ed on improved ‘arns, Notary Public always in oflic #olivited, " Correspondence A, L, Young of Malvern, was in the city yesterday, A, J. Ratter of Nishman, Mo,, was at the Pacific yesterduy, Dr. Judd went t> Missouri Valley yester- day morning on business, W. J. Harris of Mapleton, was among yes- terday's arrivals at the Ogden, H. B, Williams of Glenwood, was greeting Council Bluffs friends yesterday, Mrs, Z D, Matthews of Shenandoab, is visiting Mrs, W. R, McCullough, 0. L, French of Missouri Valley, was among the callers at the Bex office yesterday. Capt. B, H, Chadwick, the father of Mrs, Harry Birkinhime, left yesterday for his home in Philadelphia. The New Court House, The members of the county board of su- pervisors gathered here yesterday but had no formal meetlng, They will mget to- day, and It 1s expected that every town- ship in the county will send a delegate to confer with the board, as to the bullding of & new court house. A number of plans have been presented by archltects, and these wlll be on exhibition in the Mason- Witing MthlnesSupplles of all Kinds, RIBBONS OF ALL COLORS ANDMAKE, Send for cireulars, Stripe & Miller, Agents 1517 Hamey St., Omaha, Neb. Importea— Beer IK BOTTLES. io hall to-day, so that all interested may Krlanger,. . i l:gct 'then;l )lt lefsure, Among the ulmbacher, architects, who have submitted plaus are: gilsnsr. 3 8. E. Maxon, of Councll Bloff'; Eckel & Mann, of St, Joe; F. M, Eilis, of Mar shalltown; E. E. Myers, of Detroit, The last named presents three different sets. " DOMESTIC, Badwerser..es seesesss.8t, Lonis, ) e e oty . +oe00e s Milwaukee, Schlitz-Pilsner. . ... Milwaukee, Krug's a4 snssessss)ERA Ale, Porter, Domestic and Rhine Wine, ¥D. MAURER, 1218 Farnam St. —— Bl in the Ring. To the Editor of the Bix. In your issue of this date you quoted me as the author of & certain charge against & mewmber of the police force, who, it is said, was drunk and going isto the Catholic church Sundsy moroiog, fell aslecp and had fo be put out. After try- ing to convince the public that the charge 1s without foundation, you say : *‘This charge, too, Is sald to be made by John Dunn, one of the old force.”” Now, slr, 1 did not make the charge, but will now say 1 can both make and prove it be- yond the shadow of a doubt, and if chal- lenged to do so I will produce the evi- dence. Respectfully, Jonx DuNxN, Oouncil Bluffs, February 2d. Attempted Break, Last night, while tho clty marshal and jallor were at supper, an attempt was made to break out of the city jall, A large slzed hole was made under one of the windows, but the light ehlning through, attracted the attention of the police at their headquarters, and ranning over, they prevented any eecape of prisoncrs, TALL-STORIES, Killing Two Deers With One Shot— shooting Around a Corner, Forest and Stream, One day I followed a doe’s track from 11 a. m. until sun et without having ob- tained anything like the merest glimpse of my game. 1 was fast losing hope, . as but a few moments of daylizht were left me, when on coming to the edge of a flat covered by heavy yellow bireh timber and terminated on the further side by an ab- rupt tank like that of a river, 1 saw the doe standing half way up the bank,broad- side to, the fawn below her, its slender neek upstreatched exactly in line with its mother's shoulder, At that distance (ninety-six very long paces) the neck looked about the size of a hoe handle, but 1 took a quick look through the double sights and fired, The fawn went down like a stone; the doe gave ene convulsive hound, nearly twenty feet to the top of the bank, dropped dead in her tiacks and rolled back across her fawn, My next shot purely cne of chance, I think, can be classed as wonderful. I was following the tracks of a dos and fawn. Within twenty rods of where 1 struck the tracks I suddenly saw half the neck and the head of the fawn, which was lying down, partly turned from me, placidly and chewing its cud. A shot through the neck laid it lifeless, and with my rifle held ready for a second shot, I advenced cautiously, expecting to see the doe; but nothing stirring, 1 concluded that she had got away unobserved in the thick spruce growth. So setting away my rifle, 1 began to dress the fawn, which proved to be a very large and fat one. Indoing this I had chinged my pesition, so that on rising I caught full sight of the doe lylng dead, twenty feet away tothe left and at right angles with the line of fire. Half stupified with smazement, 1 walked up to herand found the warm blood stlll trickling from a oullet hole in the center of ler belly, and saw that ske kad died in her bed without a kick. On * going back to the fawn to Investigate I found that the builet (a pointed one), about four feet beyond the neck of the fawn, had passed through a hackmatack eapling two inches through, a little to the left of the center, the left slde out and cutting the tree nearly down; then turning ata right angle it had struck the doe as mentioned, passed directly upward between the kidneye, outting off the big artery and burying itself 1n the spine. The deer was as safe from a direct shot as though the Rocky mountalns had interposed between us. At another time when following a big, fat doain a feathery snow, which ad- hered to everything, on coming to on al der run, about elghty yards across, filled with these bushes from the size of a knliting needle to over an inch through. 1 caught sight of her black tail hanging down motionlees. There was about one chance in a thousand of getting a bullet through, but I always took all such chances, and fired without a moment’s hesitation. The tail disappeared instan- taneously, and fixing my eyes on an_ ob- ject in range 80 as to advance In a direct line. I followed the path of the bullet. Half way across I found an alder about a8 big as o pipestem cut off clean; halt way from there to where the deer stocd, and fully ten feet to the right of the Line, I saw another alder fully an inch In di- ameter cut off not more than a foot above the ground, and thrown throee fect from its stump. “‘That settles it,” I said to myself, and started rapidly forward to take up the track again, On resching the spot 1 found some black hairs lying | on the snow exsctly as if cut out bya bullet, and the first bound of the dear was nearly twenty feet, This looked like a wounded deer, but, smiling at the b surdity of the ides, I pressed forward, and within ten rods came upon my game stono dead, with a bullet through the center of its tail. To have struck the deer at all after having deflected ten feet out of its course would have been eufii- ciently remarkable, but to go exactly to the spot aimed at was & singular chance. —e— st 3 That is the medical term for a trouble- some ailment of the stomach,which pro- ceeds from Indigestion, impoverished blocd and other causes. Its name is bad, but the disease is not incurable. Brown's Iron Bitters will drive them out, by en- riching the blood, toning up the nervous system and setting the stomach to rights. Mr. M. 8. Miller, Steubenville, O , says, **1 used Brown's Iron Bitrers for stomach troubles and derived great benefit. e The other day an engineer on Ithe Pa- cific coast rallways, seeing that his traln was about to be derailed, jumped from the cab, but unfortunately slipped, and his right arm was caught in the driving wheafi which contlnued In motlon and dragged him In. The arm was terribly lacerated and broken, and he was held by the machinery for three hours over the hot fire-box, in the midst of smoke and steam, until he could be released. e —— In Bengal and northern India no na- tive gentleman, whatever his age, rank or character may be, cau visit a places of public resort frequented by Englishmen, especially if it be In native drees, with- ouca cortaln risk of insult and rough treatment. Railway travel is notorious- ly dangerous for them in this respect, and men of high position are often open- ly insulted by the guard, and told to wake room for an Eoglish traveler by leaving the car, e —— A pecullar Invention termed the *‘lpco- phone,” was recently tested on the gaw York & New Haven rallroad. It s an apparatus rescmbling the telephone, de elgned to place each engineer on the coad, while the tralns are moviag at the highest speed, in instantaneous spesking communication with the superintendent or train dispatchers, All the engineers on the road receive the mes: at the same moment, The circult s made over the rails, ———— Seal of North Carolina Smoking tobac- co is the best, “GO HANG.' The Lmst Invention to Relieve the Tedionsness of Long Winter Evenings, Pittaburgh Chronicle Telegraph, The fifteen § crazo is dead and almost forgotten , although there are peo ple in the lunatic asylum who have got the fourteen before the thirteen in their mindsand cannot straighten it out, “Krisal in amild divorsion is the game called here Hang,” but doubtlers known by some more euphonious title elsewhere, It is not new, in fact it is quite old, but ivis new enough to most pepple to afford plenty of fun, especially on wintry even ings, when tho young and old folks are at home together ayd the front door bell ringeth not with the ring of the visitor. The game has becomse very popular in the clubs, among the lawyers and else- where, and people are looking 1p quota tlons and studying the alphabet on all sides. For the benefit of those who have not seen the gamo played & description of it will be glven in brief. A familiar quotation of prose or poetry is taken as the basls. Suppose, for ex- ample, it is: *To be or not to be.” It ie written thus: “‘—.—| -~ — | ." Each of the dashes represent a letter, and tha upright dashes indicate where the words end. This is given to the person who proposes to un- ravel the clpher, and who of course does not know what the quotation fs. He at- tompts to solve the mystery by guessing the letters which compose the words. When he guesses a letter which is one of the words it is placed under the dash which represents it. When a letter is named which I8 not in the quotation or which has already been covered by previous guesses, then an error is given to the guesser, You start out with the knowledge that in written specch the vowels are used more than the consonants and that the letter e is used more than any other. 1t is important to locate all the es and generally they are the first lefters asked for. John—who is attacting the problem (“‘to be or not to be") asks for the es, one after another until it looks like this: way for that famous o | ° He asked for still another “‘e,” and as there are none he getsan error. As “f,” “it” and “is” are words much used and are all compored of two letters, John thinks he will take an ¢4.” He is told that no *4” is in the quotation, and ge's another error, making two in all. John concludes he will try an “o,” and asks for it, and on getting it continues to ask for that letter until he exceeds the actual number and gets his third error, when the quotation is in this shape: John was puzzled. It looked essy to thoeo who read it, but when tried, it will puzzle them, too, What words can he form with the letters he has discovered? He can make ‘“‘s0,”. *n0,” “to,” *‘go,” ‘“do,” out of the first and ffth words. Which one of them 1s the one which will make sense? Of the consonants, ‘‘t” is one of the commonest, and John asks for it and gets this result: t o e | o o [ to l [} He thinks he will try **n,” and down It goes, at the beglnning of the fourth word. A little study as to what letter to use with the e’s, and he guesses at “‘b” twice and the result is: to [ be | o no to be *‘I've got it,” ehouts John. “It's ‘to be or not to be.’” Thus he succeeds, withbut three errors in his attempt to read the quotation. The longer the quo- tation and the freer it is from vowels, the more difficult it s to decipher. “‘Peorsovere yo perfect men, ever keep the precepteten,'is a quotationwhich will stagger almost anyone, as ‘‘e” is the only vowel In it. The game 18 called “‘go hang,” because nine errors ouly are allowed to each guesser, and one of the party draws a picture of the gallows and rope and the body of the guesser is divided into parts. As he makes mistakes the body is put to- gether In the sketch. Sometimes only a head and neck are_there, and sometimes all the body. Frequently a penalty equal to the wiping out of two errors is enforced if the person writing the quota- tion cannot tell from whence it comes. ———— ‘0 all who are suffering from ¢ fors dizestions of youth, nervous weakuess early , loss of manhood, cte. 1 will send o receipt e you FREE OF CHAL This great ary to South & missic ¢ envelops 1o REv. Jo- 2 T, INMAN Station **D.” New York. e A Bride With Cofiia Roses in Her Hand, San Francieco Post. A young man stood onthe corner wait- ing for a car. He was laden with white bundles. A spiteful gust came by and whirled one from his arms. I stooped down and caught it from the wind, It was a bouquet of pure white roses, clothed in tissue paper. ““Where are you going with flowers on a night like this!” I asked, placing the bouquet on its fellows, ““I'nere’s a weddin’ out to the misslon,” answered the man, “(Jaeer tlme for a wedding, In such a wind as this!” I exclalmed. ““Oh, 1t_just happened to catch 'em, you see, Now, this afternoon I carried twlco as much again as this onttoa funeral on Union street, The young feller just happened: to catoh this weather todlein, Itonly makes it hard on the folks and hard on the flowers.” “‘Hard on the flowers?” I ejaculated. *‘Why, yes; they don't come back in half the shape they usually do.” “‘Come back! How do you mean?’ *‘Why, come back from the funeral, of course, "Do you see this basket and this “1 do.” ‘“Well, they both of 'em was at the faneral this afternoon—right on top of the coffin. ~ We take 'em back at half price, n_n’ they go to the weddin’ in the evenin, A tumult of wind struck me foll upon the syoulder, and I turned shivering up the street, lost in comtemplaticn of this the nineteenth century, and wondering whether the pretty bride at the wedding would shudder when she held the cofiiu roses in her hand, e — How Two Oan Walk Under a Very Small Umbrella, Merchant Traveler, They were walking together under & very little umbrella, and she liked bim woll enough not to want a large spread of alpaca. Ho was modest and secmed to be nervous, and she finally remarked v‘ery softly and with a tone of interroga tlon; *‘Charlie?" *‘Yes, Fannie," he responded. “I'll carry the umbrella, if you'll lat me,” ‘‘Oh, no; I can carry it.” “‘Yes, Charlie; bat, yoa see, your arm takes up so much room that one side o ! me I8 out In the wet,” I know that, Fannie; but what will I do with my arm’ Won't it be in the way, just the same?’ “Idon't know, Charlie. Gus Clark always knows what to do with his when he fs walking under an umbrella with Mary Martin, hecanse Mary told me se.’ o — DR, HELMBOLD'S HEARING, The Once Famous Medicine Man Creates & Sensation in Oourt, | Philadelphia Record, Dr. Henry T. Helmbold, of buchu tame, yestorday appeared before Judge Finletter in the quattar seesions in the custody of an attendant from the Nor ristown hospital for the insane, where he had been committed on the order of his brother, Albert L. Helmbold, three years and a half ago, His former wife, Henrietta Helmbold, who had been diverced from him, but who had visited him for the past two years in the instita tion, bad applied for a writof habeas corpus in order to secure the releaso of the doctor on the ground that he is now of sound mind and entltled to his d's. charge. 1t was testified thata commis. slon in lunacy had been appointed upon Dr. Helmbold, but that he had been dis charged, He was afterward committed under an act of assembly order of his brother, Dr, R. H. Chase, ‘who has charge of tho male dopartment of the hospital, took the stand, He did not think thav the dostor was restored to sanlty. At this juncture vr, Helmbold sprang up from his seat toward his counsel, ex- Judge Elcock, and excitedly pat ques- tions to the witness, Finally ha said: “You murder people. You kIl and murder.” During the excitement the judge noticee a man strugglibg with Dr Helmbold, and he ordered that the per son be taken into custody. After Dr. Helmbold had subsided, however, it was learned that the person was his attead ant, and the judge discharged him. Dr. Chase, on resuming hls testimony, said he thought 1t would be a doubtful experiment to allow the doctor to go out on a leave of atsenca, The matter was one entirely for the court. The witness would not like to take the responsibility. Judge Finletter said that under the testimony he could not order a discharge. He held the writ over with the under- standing that as soon as.Dr. Helmbold was fit to be at large he would hear further testimony. Why He Was Selected a Railroad Fresident, Wall Street Nowa, At 2 meeting of the hoard of directors of a cross-country railroad a few werks ago the resignation of the president was tendered and accepted. The next thing in order was the selection of a new official and one of the directors presented the name of a certain gentleman. “What! Thomas Blank?, exclaimeda a director, “Yes. s ““Why, what does he pretend to know about managing ra‘lroad business?” ¢Nothing at all, sir, but he is supposed to be the riggest liar in . America, My idea is to let the superintendent manage the road, and the president to do the ly- ing to the stockholders and the general public.” Thomas Blank now signs himself presi- dent of the road. e ——— Grant's Generalship, Atlanta Constitution, It would be toolish, however, for us to deny that General Grant {3 a great gen- eral, The man who forced the surrender of Lee, even with the superior nombers and resources with which the southern general was confronted, is a great com- mander. It required military genius to wleld the enormous but Incongruons mass that General Grant commanded, into a disciplined army with which the chosen chivalry of the south, under its ablest leader, could be molested, worn out and defeated. In splte of the immense dia- parity of men, munition and equipments, history will hold a high place for the man who beat the best army ever mustered on carth, commanded by the ablest general that ever led men to battle. e — Rat Traps at Missonrl Pacific Prices, Wall Street News, He had a dozen rat traps slung over his shoulder as he promcuaded up Wall street in rearch of customers, and when asked the price he replied. “Down—way down, Rat traps have followed Wabash, and you can take your pick for fifty cents,” ““But that's too high. “Well, being ss Western Union has shrunk you can take one at forty-five.” “To high.” “What? Well, 1 must follow New York Central. We'll say forty.” ¢‘Come down.” “Say, mister, do you want a rat trap at Texas Pacific figures!” asked the old man. J ““What arc they?” ““Why, you take a trap at nothing and I'llhzive you a quarter to buy cheese with!” ———— She Wouldn't be Half a Woman if She Didn't Talk, Kenrucky State Journal, “Oh, mamma,” cried a little glrl, “I've been to the museum and I saw half a woman there,” “A half woman,” repeated the mother; “wasn't thera another half?” “No, mamma, thers was only half of her, and she was swinging In a swing all the same."” . “‘Was sho allve?” *‘Yes, indeed, and she smiled and moy- ed her hands, and fanned herself and all that.” “'DId she talk?” “*Of course,” interrupted the husband and father, ‘‘of course she talked. She wouldn't be half a woman if she didn't.” e, A Hopeless Case, “My frlend,” sald a temperance advo- cate, addressing a tramp, “4f yon would slgn the pledge aud give up drinking liquor you would soon have money in your pocket.” “I know it,"” sorrowfully responded the tramp, “‘and that's just the reason I'm afraid to eign the pledge.” “How is that? You are afraid to slgn the pledge because it would put moncy in your pocket?” “Yes, The moment I get any mone; 1 rush right off and spend it for whisky,” S ——— All Broke Up, Louioville Courier-Jouunal, *Sir, can you give & poor man a quar- ter!” ““'Why are you asking alms, my wan?’ *‘I have justcome from Spain, sir; 1 am an earthquake eufferer.” **But you are not & Spaniard; you speak good English.” *'0), g to that, I speak good Spantph, but since the earthquakes my Spanish {s 8o broken that I am ashamed to comverse in it,” e Seal of North Caroline Smoking tobac- co is the best, CHAS., SHIVERICK, EFruraniture UPHOLSTERY AND DRAVERIES, PASSSNGER ELEVATOR TO ALL FLOORS, | 1208, 1903 and 1210 Farnam 81, Omahs, No o & 7] =Y} [~ . 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