Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 22, 1884, Page 2

res Dyapeasin, tndis Gt Blood, Mainr w0 Nenenlgin ny Wenkon: XCITEMENT A Man From the East was Amused and Entertained in the Wilds ot Montana, How 8t. Paul Day. It was in the eatly days of steamboat- ing on the upper Missouri,” saia Welter Cooper, of Bozeman, the other night at the Merchants' hotel, ‘‘on an upward trip from Bismarck to Benton, on a boat of the Couleon line. We had on hoard & jolly party, who had exhausted their re- sources for whiling away the time, when at a wood camp we took on a fresh pas- senger, and I used tho term freshly ad- vised, a6 you will see. Ho had evidently been dropped off the boat ahead of us be- cauee they hadn’t enough salt to cure him with. He was tall, angular, snd paliid, blue eyed, and carrotly balred. His build and accent betrayed the gen- uine Yankee. His bearing indicated a wise man from the east on a pilgrimage tojthe wildjwest. “How far isthat mountain from here?” he asked,as ho ccn emplated/thelandscapo with an artist’s pose. 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" Iiis face is all healed over with new flesh, and his general Lialth is excellent. Hisfecovory was wonderful M. Oglethorpe, of the best physici: 8 witnout b . eific and & Joh F. Cruuey, M. D., A, August 16, 1884, i by the time we reached Benton we had if. | and then he mounted. " | spirit of the occasion as that one bid. He than a quarter and volunteered to go and climb to the apex where we could see the most magnificent landscape the eye of man over gazed upon, Three ot four of started with him. Tho other members of the committee of entertainment excused themselves,” “The trail led across coulees and over prairie-dog hills, but our guest plodded on with the boys, who were filling his eoul with dismay by relating Indian stories until the landecape had lost some of 1ts charms and expreesed a burning desire to return to the boat and the butte was fading Into the shadows of evening, The party had hardly faced abont when wild yells and wilder firing made the alr hideous. The boys all yelled ‘Injuns’ and madea break for the boat. Then a pale streak wasseen break- ing through the air, anon appearing on a dog house and disappearing from view in a coulee, the firingand nowling con- tinuing on elther side of theline of re- treat on the trail from the butte to the boat. Everybody on the boat werein convulsions as the apparation dropped from the bank into the water, was fished out with a boat hook and identified as tho eastener who wanted some exciting amusement. “‘When the boys, whom he had dls- tanced in the retreat, came sneaking in holding their sides and biting thair lips, with the story that they had, after a hard struggle, succeeded in driving the savages away and saving his life, the easterner suddenly pulled a toy pistol and opened fire on them, swearing he would be avenged, for he was wet and wrathy. But succeeded in restocking him with confi- dence in our good intentions, “‘Bofore landing we were having aqulet talk among ourselves, as to taking a little horseback exerclse. As we had antici- pated, he broke into the conversation and pleaded to accompany us, declaring that his mission to Montana was the pursuit of health. His physician had told him to go out there and ride the roughest horse he could find and stir up his liver. We went up toa livery stable and gave the foreman the wink. Our fresh friend im- pressed the boys with his desire to got the ronghest horse there was in the corral. Pretty soon a stout legged cay- use with a shaggy mane, a stubby tail and a pink eye came bounding out with three muscular fellows dancing a hornpipe in his train, trying to control him with a lariat, the stirrups pommeling the saddle and the pony’s flanks with wild abandon. The man in search of health studied the antics and lurid light In that cayuse's eye a momentand qualled. Then we guyed him until we had touched his pride and the boys had quieted the beast a little, The men held on until he could be firmly seated. His mettle was now up and he yelled fiercely at the man to let go the ropes, The cay- use did not etlr when he was first re- leased. This inspired the rider to rake his flanke with his spurs. Then there was a confusion ot cayuse and rider and spurs and saddle in the air and on the ground alter- nately unttl the whole outfit rolled up in a heap of du st in front of tha corral, I had seen a cayuse buck before, but never one which entered so hearttly into the brought overy muscle Into acton and fairly overreached himself. We went to the wreck as quick as possible, dredged ¢he dust out of the health-seeker’s ears and mouth, and set him on the hoof agein, “‘And the first thing he said, waa: “*“Say, mister, is that that horse's nat- ural gait? We all came to respect the cusg, for he was a good one. Game and gall were hic coustituent elements. I saw him afterwardson a leeturing tour and blamed if he wasn't just coining money.’ | C——— Painting the Dead, New York Telegram, “Have you ever heard of dead men s faces being painted to make them look natural!” asked a Broadway barber of a reportorial customer who had just dropped into a chair. “No,” was the answer. “Well, I have done several jobs of that kind so artistically that the friends of the deceased complimented me and paid me big money, Drop your chin a little—there. 1 was called by an under- taker a while ago to paint the face of a wealthy man who had accidentally shot himself through the temple o that the wound discolored both sldes of the face. Razor pull, eh?—No? I took water- color paints and fine brushes along, and after applying collodion to the discol- ored parts of the face, I painted it as near the natural complexion of the deceased as I could, OClose shave,eh? All right. Of course I was alone with the corpse and the undertaker's assistant, and none of the relatives of the dead man saw me do the job. Sit up a little higher, lease! When I got through the face ooked so natural that It surprised me, The relatives were called in and pro- nounced the face very uatural and true to life. But I took care to find out when the corpse was going to be buried, for I knew the discoloration would return again after the paint got dry; sol finlshed up my work a couple of hours before the id was puton the casket. I got a big price for that job, Have a sea foam! No? Bay rum? No? I got another job; it was to paint the face of a man who had dled in California and while the remalns were being brought here they became greatly discolored. The relatives wanted to have the corpse look nice and the undertaker sent for me, I struck a bargain, as an artist iz such work would, and secured a bigger price than I expected. Part your hair on the lefealde? 0. K.! Well, I worked like a beaver over that b ackened face, and got itto look quite natural; but I knew it THE DAILY BEE MONDAY, DECEMBER 22 1884 wouldn't last long, .o T got the under: taker to hurry up the faneral, which he did. Everybody who saw the face sald it was very natural, “0Oh, 1 can do such jobs to the queen’s taste, but | haven't had a call for some time. 1 have frequent calls from uptown swells who have accidentally, you know, got their oyes blackened, and for a dollar or two I rub collodion over them and touch them ap with flesh-colored water- color paint, [ can make dead faces look ke live ones. Fifteen cents, please. Thanks. Brush!” e MARRIKED IN HAS Bridegroom Draws His Knife on His Wife an Hour Later. The New York Star, A party of two young men and two glrls appeared before Justice Strong at the city hall in Hoboken on Friday eyen: ing and asked him to perform a marriage ceremony. The couple who were de- sirous of being united appesred to be un- der tho Influence of liquor, but they an- awered the ususl questions without hes- itation, and the justice married them. The young man _described himself as Arthur E Rice of No. 300 Washington street, Hoboken, and the bride said she was Marie Mariette of No. 120 Hoboken avenue, Jersey City Hoights. Her female companion, who was bridesmaid, said her name was Leonis Mahoney of No. 185 Webster avenuo, Jorsey City Heights, Asslstant City Clerk Weinthal acted &8 groomsman After the oeremony the party went to the Eagle Hotel, where they had supper and considerable drinks. Suddenly the new-made husband drew a knife and threatened the wife of an hour. Her crics alarmed the inmates of the hotel, GRAVE CLOTH Fashions Are Discucsed in an Unaertaker's Rooms, How Pittsburg Commercial-Gazette, “Do you wish to look et & late styled one!" sald an undertaker and dealer in garments for the dead yesterday to a gen tleman who had called in the interest of a late friend. “‘What! do you have styles in grave clothes?”’ sald the patron in some aston. ishment. “Why, oettainly;” said the dealer. *‘Here, you gee, we have broadcloth suits for the young men and men of middle age, dressing gowns for old men, brown and black habits for ladies and lawn shrouds for childcen, Here is a downy pillow for the baby's head.” ‘‘Aro these the most colora?”’ “Yes, you seo, wo have no plain white. Dead white, as it is called, is no longer the fashion. In its place we now use cream and blue-white or pearl. Black and brown are much used. Brown fis growing into popularity with the catho- lics, We are making up some full-dress suits, but the gowns are most popular for both sexes. Brown and black aro the only color used in making the gentle: men's habits, Of coursa the shirts and collars are made white, and you see, they are usually sot with a poarl stud. Cravats are either white, black or cream. Tho shirt, cravat, collar and gown is allin one piece and made open at the back, Por- haps you do not know that when the rel- atives of the dead buy a suit of clothes at a clothing store, and take it to an under- taker, the very first thing ho does is to cut open the back. This is done to avoid the dufticulty of getting the sleeves over fashionable in divers #ays, in the discharge of the va- rious occupations which each has as- signed to him. From the end of Comp- line till the end of Prime of the follow- ing morning 18 a time of the stricteat silence and recollection; not a word must be spoken for snything short of the gravest necessity, and no work or busi- nees is done It is the time for the nightly rest, and for meditation and pri- vate pra But wken Prime is fin- {shed the active work of the day beglns Foremost among this is the work of teaching; for the monks of theso daya still matutain their ancient tradition of education, and the school is an almost integral part of a monastic establish- ment. —— PUITING A HEAD ON HIM, The Irish Widow Gers ash Lett xcitea Over a St. Louis Critie, “You've known me now for a long toime, Mrs, McGlaggorty ! said tho Irish widow to her neighbor. “Faith'n 1 have, Mrs. McGoogan, the netghbor's resjonse, #An’ yo nuvor saw nawthin wrong wid me, did ye! “Divil a thing, Mrs, McGoo “An’ no more will ye, M gorty,” said the widow. *‘Furaf! there's wan_thing in this whole wide wurld I proides mesilf on it my charrackther,an’ by heavens, 1'll hould on to that whdile there's power in me arm ot lolfe in mo carkiss, Suro an’ fwhat'sa poor dacint widdy woman got to purthect her but her charrackther! Whin that's gone she's in purty hard hoult, an’ don’t you forget it aither, Mrs. McCGlaggorty, _Ayo, that's it. What am 1 gettin’ at? This fs what was the arms. These hablts you sece are and the proprietor, after quieting tho parties, asked them to leave, which they did, —— The Women of’ Froma Recent Lotter, The education of girls in Vienna is somewhat peculiar and worthy of note, writes a correspondent of that city. Up to 15 years of age they are kept at their studies, but are not deprived of society. They dress very simply, rarely wearlng a silk gown until the day they leave the school room for the ball room. After they leave school they go througha year's or even two yeara’ teaching in the pantry and in the kitchen under some member of the family. or even, in some cases, in another family under trained cooks. They may never be required to cook a dinuer, but they are thus rendered independent of cooks and servants, as they learn how to do everything themselves long before they begin housekeeping on their own account, When married they are most affectionate wives and mothers. An Austrian lady, in fact, is as accomplished and learned as an Eoglish governess, as good a housekeeper and cook as a Ger- man, as witty and vivaclous in society as a Parisian, as passionate as an Italian and as handsome as an American, gome of the most beautiful women in Europe being found in Vienna. Germans and also Austrians are celebrated for their stocks of linens. Here as soon asa girl is born, the weaving of her linen is be- gun, and every yesr a plece of s certain pumber of yards is set aside for her trousseau, ready for her marriage. Grandmamas, on thelr side, are not idle. They pass their time knitting for their grandchildren, supplying not only_their present wants, but also laying aside for the future, a dozen dozens of stockings of every kind being the usual number of any bride's trousseau, and some of these knitted stockings are as fine as some of the finest wuven ones. An Austrian girl or lady is never, I may say, seen without some kind of work in her hand. Ladies work even in society. They do nothing at balls, of course, but I think that is the only exceptlon to the rule. e The Original Mr, Keily Who Kept the Hotel, Virginia City Chronicle. Everybody has probably heard ef the old song. *‘Is that Mr. Reily who keepa the hotel?” but few know how it origina- ted. Some years ago an Englishman made a trip overland by stage. To- wards evening one day the stage drew up at a small house by the roadside, from which a sign hung announcing ‘‘hotel.” Entering, the Englishman threw off & glass of liquor ahd demanded a supper of ham and eggs. “I’m sorry,” said the landlord, ‘‘but ham s ecarce and there’s no eggs within ten miles of the place.” “No’am han’ heggs?” roared John Bull, “then Hile 'ave beefsteak.” “‘Sorry,” briefly sald the landlord, ‘‘we've no steak.” Cold polson flowed in the Britisher’s voice as he asked if cold roost beef was attainable, “Nary a roast,” responded the land- lord; the boys ate 1t all up for dinner.” “Well, | ! howled the Britisher, using ungrammatical French and Hotentot, ‘what the blazes d’you keep?” “Why, T keep the hotel,” sald the landlord ta asurprised and grieved tone. Al‘ld]t,);lll was *‘Mr. Reily who keeps the hotel. ——— New Baggage Rules, The general baggage agents of the 11li- nois Central, Minneapolis & St. Louis, St. Louis, Keokuk & Northwestern, Bur- lington, Rock lsland, Hannibal & St. Joseph, Northwestern, St. Paul, Omaha, Northern Paclfic and Omaha roads have addressed the following notice to the pub- lic: “*The following named companies will not accept any responsibility what- ever for the receiving, ' storage, checking, or forwarding of sample trunks, cases or packages car- ried by jewelers or travelling agents for jewely houses. From and af- ter the date of this notice thelr agents will refuse to recelve from jewelers or traveling agents for jewelery houses, or other persons, any sample trbnk, case or package that they may know or have reason to believe contains jewelry or jew- eller’s eamples, elther for storage in their baggage-rooms, for checking as baggage, or for transportation in the cars of these companles, nor will they take charge of such trunksy, cases or packages in any manner whatever, Should such be ten- dered, they will state to persons making the tender that they cannot be accepted,” o — Probably the largest real estate trans- action ever brought about by a club was the purchase of their grounds by the Boston baseball club, at a cost of ever $100,000. They were obliged to either purchase or allow the grounds to be sold at auctlon in lots, It is generally con- sidered to have been an excelleut invest- ment. The Boston and Providence rail- road desired to secure a portlon of the property for turn-outs, ete., but were unsuccessful o — A man in St, Albsas, Vt, was heard to remark that he would glve twenty cents for a cat. The next morning twenty-two boys were on hand, each expecting to go away twenty cents richer, fastened at the back by means of strings,” Turning to another part of the store, the haberdasher in grave clothes re- marked: *‘The gentlomen's dress suits are made of broadeloth, either fine or coarse, according to the demand, while the gowns are sometimes made of merino, with colfar and caffs of quilted satin. The waist is fastened with a cord and tassel. These garments, as 1have Intimated, may be either black or brown. For ladies, three varietles are kept, which are de- nominated, for want of better names, the *habit,” the ‘gown’ and the ‘Mother Hub- bard.” The habitisa sort of wrapper. The ladles’ and children’s clothing are fluted, embroidered and trimmed with lace. The fabrlcs such as are kept in stock are not costly, The satins are gen- erally part linon and economyis practiced in the selection of the other goods. It conts loss to buy any kind of a habit for a dead person than the living. This, 1 think, is seusible. What's the use of buying valuable clothes for such pur- poses? Of course rich people, and even people who are not rich, sometimes order hablts made from goods of the finest textare; but it's no use, and the majority of the peoplo seem to think so, judging from the trade.” In response to a question at to the style in coffins, the dcaler lald his jhand on a magnificent specimen as he remark- ed: ‘‘The newest thing is the Egyptian casket. It is made ofsolid rosewcod or mahogany and would prohably be sold at retail for about $450. It was designed, [ understand, by an architect. Its peculi- arity is that it does not resemble a coftin, There I8 no bulge in the side and each of the corners {s ornamented with one of the stralght round columns found among the ruins of ancient Egyptisni structures. The carving, all of which is done by hand, is also characteristic of the Egyp- tian architect. It is modest and elegant throughout and it would cost youa gocd deal to die In thatstyle. That cedar box over there goes with it. Stylish under- takers have discarded the white pine covers altogether. The ¥ayptian cask- ots are not colored artificlally. as a rule, but finlshed in the natural colors of the wood, though it can be ebonized. The coflin shape for both coffins and caskets is belng done away with after undisputed uge from time immemorial,” ‘‘How[about the fashions in hardware, such as handles and plates?” “1 have the latest patterns here. I keep them to know how to match them, as everything about 2 funral must ebe In keeping. Silver has been wholly dis- carded, and oxidized metals have ~taken its place. Gold is also popular. The old-style dropping handles have been cast astde to await a new freak of fashion, while the straight box holds undisputed sway. This box s often hexigon seaped, the tips and fastenings beingof gold, sometimes plain, but often burnished. The present styles are practical, sensible and elegant.” | —mm— Life in a Modern Monastery, Ninteenth Century, At five minutes to five precisely, for punctuality is a great matter, the big bell begins tolling for Matins, This Is the modern equivalent of what used to be called the midnight office. In the thirteenth century the hour was 2 a. m., now it is five, in some monasteries on the continent it is four, Butin those days they went tobed at sun-down or soon after six, whilst we moderns think nine o'clock early. When the tower clock has ceased striking five, all rise, at a signal given by the superior, from the places where they have been kneeling and waiting in the chancel, and the Matin service begins. On ordinary days it lasts an hour and a quarter, and has not much about it of ceremony or rftual that could catch the eye of an onlooker, But on festivals it is an almost gay scene, and must begin earlier on account of its greater protracton. On such occaslons & large number are arrayed in alb and cope, the organ accompanies the chant, and sometimes the voices of boys mingle with the heavier tones of the monks. These little choristers are selected from the abbey achool, of which more anon. “Prime” is chanted at half-past seven; the conventional mass—that is, the pub- lic mass of the day— Is sung at 9 o'clock, and at this the whole school assists, On feativals, this is the great celebration of the day, and is more or less solemn in proportion to the greatness of the fea & sermon accompanies {t, The next time that the community are called to the church is for the office of *‘None” ana after this at half-past four, comes the evenlng office of vespers, This, like the mass, 18 sung with organ accompaniment, and these two, with Matins, make up the more solemn of the daily services, at which all are more stringently bound to be present. The office of **‘Compline,” the closing prayer of the day, recited at aalf-pest elght makes the sixth and last time that the monks sssemble in the church. They spend at least three hours and a half every day in this choral duty —on festivals much more; it s one of :};a principal employments of monastic ife. This order of the day never varles, with the single exceptlon that on Sun. days and some very great festivals the high mass takes place st ten o‘clock, for the convenience of thoss *‘oulsiders” who frequent the Abbey Church, and who might think ‘‘nine" rather early. %he remainder of the day is filled up I'm gottin’ at, mo frind. 1 sinds mo daughter Arethoosy to the grocery g the corner half an hour ago for a Bk of peraties an’ tin cints worth of ingans, fwin what does she bring me back in the basket but a love letter for the ould fat Dootchman that owns the | sthore! ‘Pwhat’s this, Arethoosy? sez 1. ‘The ould wan.eyed walner wursht on the cawner,’ sez she. ‘An’ who is he smashin’?’ T up an’ axes her. Thin fwhat does she do but tell me 1 makes her sick, an’ gez I had betther take me head to a brain factory an’ have some thrade dollars put into it. ‘An’ for fwhy thrade dollars? sez 1. ‘Bekase, thin,’ sez she, ‘there’ll be some since in it.” I wag rale vexed wid the presoominous little huzzy fur her way av talkin’, but I lost sight av that, Mrs, McGlaggerty, fwin I thought ay the Dootchman’s gall. . Arothoosy read me the letter, an' be all the angels an’ saints it 'ud make yer halr sthand on ind to hear all the ducky darlints an’ tootsey tootsies he callsme. He tould me that he was goin’ crazy to have mo all to him- self, an’ he wouldn’t be able to llve wid- out me, at all, at all. ‘Fwhwat do you think av that, me daughter? I axed her. “Think av it?, she sez, as she chucked out her under jaw until sheluked like asuck- ond policeman, ‘Think ov it! Fwhy, take the guy in, mother—ressiprossicate his affections, ye know—an’ mebbe we'll o able to swiape the grocery shtore, an’ thin ye can give him tho shike.’ Foine advice from an only daughter, wasn't it? But its loike all the young gerls av_the presint day. They’ll fancy ennybody that has the money, an’ be heavins they will marry him, too, aff its only for the sake of a sailskin eacque an’a pair av tin dollar doimond earrings,” “But fwhat did you do about the lotther?” asked Mrs. McGlaggerty, “Fwhat did 1 do? I've jist bin down to the sthore an’ bushted a bushel meas- ure over the Dootchman’s head. The ould schcamp! He has wan wife in Ger- many, another in New York, an’ now to be afther thryln’to make a fool ava dacint woman! It's too much! Aff I toult me brother-in-law, th’ officer, about him, faix 'n I b'lieve he'd murdher him, or have him sint to the pintintiary, wan or th’ other. Troth 'n fwhen I come fo think av it, I'm sorry I didn’t kill him meself, the monsther and mawrmon, to smash a poor widdy, who wouldn’t have the loikes av him aff he was a rich as Jay Gould or as purty as Freddie Gibhart.” — ——— PILES! PILES! PILES! A SURE CURE FOUND AT LAST! NO ONE NEED SUFFFR, A sure curo for Blind, Bieeding, Ttching and Ulcerated Piles has been discovered by Dr. Williams (an_Indian Remedy,) called Dr. William's Indian Pile Ointment, A single box has cured the worst chronic cases of 25 or 30 yeurs standing, No_ ono need suffer five minutes after applying this wonderful sooth- ing medicine, Lutions, instruments and elec- tuaries do more harm than good. William’s Indian Pile Ointment absorbs the tumcrs, al- iays the intense itching, (particularly at night afl tting warm in bed,) acts as a poultice, gives ingtant relief, and it prepared only for Pilos, itching of 'the private parts, and for nothine else, Read what the Hon, J. M. Coffinbe.ry, of Cloveland, says about Dr, William’s Indian Pilo Oointment: *“I have used scores of Pile Cures, and it affords me pleasure to say that I have niever found anything which gave such immediate and permanent f as Dr, Wil liaw’s Indian Ointment, For sale by all drug- ists and mailed on receipt of prico, 50c and 1, Sold at retail by Kuhn & Co. Q. F. Goonnay, Wholesale & ¢ o - —— A body of well equipped men are about setting out from Laramie City for north- western Wyoming for the double purpose of shooting wild horses and poisoning coyotes. 'The latter are a terror to cat- tlemen and a reward of $2,60 each is of- fored for their pelts. Wild horses have DOCTOR WHITTIER 617 8t. Charles St 8t Lonis, Moy by Dreean in 8t louls “Nervous. Pro Mental and shysicai Weak nd other Affoce Blood Poisonin 9, x A Positlve Writren 3 Guarantes fomale, FRER UIDE ! #11 bin ¥ ttely Iesand wic 1 GIN A Send your uddress toThe Dr. Hurtor Med.Co, St Lous nr “DREANM BOOK.' Fillof stra ration. 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A hook for every man, young, middle aged and old. Tt contalns 125 prescriptions for all acut and chronlo diseases each one of which 1s invaluable, 80 founa by tho Author, whose experlence for 17 years Is such a8 probably never oeforo foll to the lob of any physician. 800 pages, bound in beautifal French muslin empossed covers, tull, gilt guarantoed 10 bo s flner work In_overy sense,—machanical, Iif- erary and professloral,—han sny othor work sold {n this country for 82.60, or tho money will bo refunded {n every tnstance. Prico only 81.00 by mall, post pold. Tlustrative sample 6 cents, Sond now. Gold medal awarded tho author by the National Medical Asgociation, to the officers of which he réfers. Tho Sofence of Lite should be read by the youny tor Instruction, and by the afilicked for rollet. [t wi benefit all.—London Laucet. Thers s no membor of secloty #0 whom The Bol. ence of Lite will not bo useful, whother youth, par. ent, gusrdian, Instructor or olérgyman, - Argonaut, Addross tho Peabody Medical inedtute, or Dr. W. H. Parkor, No. 4 Bulfinch Btrcet, Roston, Mass., who may be consulted on all discased requirlng ekiil and gxporlene, Chronlo and obstinate disessas thet baliod tho ekl of” al other phys FR | clant, wpoctaity " Such traated susocsn HEAL Stolly TN % lovtancs of e THYNEIE EGTRIC BELT OR. HORNE'S EL e it Electri U o rochiurkod | coming, the season of tho yoa In view of thin fact we #ay buy one of Dr, s Eloctrlo Belts. By 80 dolng you will vold Kheumatism, Kidney Troublos and other flls flosh 18 ho'r o, Do not delay, but cai # four ©and cxamine belts, No. 1422' Douglas strect, or . Goodman's, 1110 Farnam 81, Omahs, Neb. Or- Vund magie h'un Imstaut b increased of late on the plains, and do damage by enticing away tame ones, 80 that the lossto owners ls great every year and constantly increasing. —— Hood's Sarsaparilla, acting through the blood, reaches every part of the system, and in this way positively cures catarrh, e ——— John Smaliworth, of Vincennes, Ind., will sue 450 persons for §500 each, be- cause they sald he ought ty be tarred and feathered when he marrled his fourth wife. 300d othing Do you sometimes feel that wayiLassl- tude? = Vertigo? Can’t sleep? Can't en- joy s meal! Can't engage ina pleasant conversation? Can't carry on business’ Can’t look hopeful on the future? Well; all that means dyspepsia, and general disorder cf the digestive apparatus, ‘I now feel like a new man, what Dr, I. C. McLsughlin, of Wolfesville, N. C. says, after using Brown’s Iron Bitters, You may have thesame experience if you are suffering from dyspepsia, llver com- plaint or similar ills. Colonel Ingersoll 1 d to have made $25,000 from fitty lectures during the last two months, The jolly colonel is convinced that talking pays better than politics. — If you have catarrh, use the surest remeay—Dr. Sage's. e — The Georgla house of representatives has 1mpossd a tax of $200 on dealers in fatures in Georgia, and reduced the tax on foreign loan companies to €10, The Georgia supreme court has declined to recognize or legalize the future business at all, fled 0. 0. D OMAHA MEDICAL AND SURGICAL DISPENSARY CROUNSE'S BLOCK, 16th and Capitol Avenue, treats all oases Orip lod or Deformed, also disoases of ik Nervous System, Blood, and Urinary Organs All cases of Curvature of the Bpine, Orooked Feed Logs #nd Arms, Disoasos of tho Knce, and Ankle Jolnts. Also Chiroulo affections'of the Liver Rhoumatism, Paralysls, Pilos, Ulcors, Catarrh, Asth wa and Brooohitls are all trésted by new and suc- oessful methods. lseases of the Blood and Urlo- sry Organs, Including those rosulting from in lscre: Mon, or exposure, sre safely and illmmulullif treatod and s cure gusranteed. Young men, miadle sged, snd old men suffering; from haustion, produc Wosknoss and Norvous Indigostion, Palpitation of the espondency Dizzinuss, Lo of Memory, Lack o y and Ambition, oa be Fostored ¥ boalih And vigor, U case 1n'nob too long negleoted. Tle burgion ta ohargo s & graduste ‘of Jemor son Modloal Collogo 1805) and has studied his profossion in London, Parls and Berlin. 11 aficted, Sl or writa full descption of o caas, aad, modh: olne may bo sent you. Consultation frve. Addros Omaha Dispensary, Crounso Block, Omahs, Neb. O hours 1613 8. . 1-§and 759" Bundaye, “108 w, ‘247 Accomumodations furulshiod paticuts row the untey, ONMAKA! L CROWING CITY The during tho last few years s a mattor of great astonlshment to those who pay an occaslonal vielt to this growing clty. The dovelopment of the Stock Yarda—tho necessity of the Belt Lino Road—the finely paved streots—the hundreds of new rosldences and costly business blocks, with the population of our clty more than doubled in the last five years, All thic in & great surprise to visltors and fs the admiration of our clilzens. This rapld growth, the business activity, and the many substantlal Improvements made » livery demand for Omaha real estato, and every Investor has made a handsome profit. Since the Wall Street panlo last May, with the subsaquent cry of hard times, there has boon%eu demaud from specula- tors, but a falr demand from Investoro secking homes. This lattor class are taking advantage of low prices In build. Ing materlal and are securing thelr homen at much less cost than will be possible ® year hence. Speculators, too can buy real esta’ 3 chea per now and ought to take advant e of present prices for futuro pro ts. The next few years promises greaten dvel opments In Omaha than the past tivy years, which have been as gou\r [ we could reasonably desire. New man- ufacturing establishments and large job- bing houses are added almoat weekly, and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many in Omaha and through- but the State, who have their money in the bauks drawing a nominal rate of In- torost, which, If judiclously invested in Omaha real entate, would bring them much greater returus. We have man bargalns which we are confident will bring the purchaser large profits in the near fature. ‘We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of tl;» city. North we have fine lots at reason- able prices on Sherman avenue, 1 7th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam, Davenport, Cuming, and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farram, Califor— nia and Davenport streets has made finest and cheapest residence property in the accessible some of the city, and with the building of the street car line out Farnam, the pro perty in the western part of the city will increase 1n value, ‘We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- e e ty in the south part of the city. The e developments made in this section I by the Stock Yards Company and l the raibroads will certainly double I the price in ashort time. We also have some fine husiness lots and some elegant inside resi- i dencer for sale, Parties wishing tonvest will find some good,h arg amns by calling Biedlrd, § u > & s REAL ESTATE BROKERS. 213 South 14th St Bet veen KFarnham and Douglas, P.8.—We ask those who have property for sale at a bargain to give us a call- We want only bargains We will positively not handle prop- erty at ruore than its real value,