Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 12, 1884, Page 2

THE DAILY BEE FRIDAY DECE MBER 12 1884, c on with pure completely tion, Wenkness, yChillyand Fevers, nedy for Disen TR SN and Ondisputed 1n the BROAD CLAIN . ‘etngune VERY BEST OPERATING, QUICKEST SELLING AND MOST PERFECT CRORING ST07E Ever offered to the public. HAMBURG-AMERICAN FPaclzot O?mpam.y, pex tifk rOR ENGLAND, FRANOEZ AKD GERMANY. Tho s%9amships of this well-k i70n, in water-flght compartmon! sd with every requisito to mako carry tho Unitod Statos tafo and ogrosable, " Thoy nd leavo New York Thurs- or Plymouth (LONDON) Cher- MEURG. 2, (PARIS) and HA! Steorago from Europe only 818, Fireh Cabio, 865, 896 #iid 75, Btoorge, $50, Pundt, Mark Hansen, ¥ .E. Mooros, M, Toff, sgentsts Omahs, Gr & Sohoentgen, agontsin Gounoll Blafts. ' . B: RICGHARD & 00., Gon. Pass Aggta., 61 Broadway, N, Y. Cbas, Kozmins ofal Woatorn Agoada, 170 Wazhi: 2 lino aro baill of , and aro farniah- the passage both TR S B T R 128 o Hedioal Inctituta by \‘uflnlen”ll'u 8. Gonomhoes, andSyphlisinall their plicated forms, also alf scs of the Skin and dpromptly relieved and permanentlycure: DRESSING THE TROTTERS. Tmprovements Which Have Helped Lower, the Record, The Multitude of Fixtures tc and C What Harnesses Should Be and May Cost, Jquine Lomtort wenien New York Times, “Improvements in horse fixtores have almost reached their limit,” a Chambers street saddler and harnessmaker sald, “and if it wero not for tte many im- provements in the past thirty years the records would not have been lowered to where they are now. Any horse breeder or trainer will acknowledge +hat, because the principal improvements have been suggested by practical breedors and train- ers. Without taking into account the great improvements in road wagons and sulkies, which for lightness and oasy running are marvels in comparison with the heavy and ungraceful vehicles of twenty-five years ago, the improvoments in harness alone are enough to slice off somo of the records. Besides they are cheaper. A good, serviceable, light sin- gle harness can now be made for $6, The trimminge are, of course, tin-plated, and the stitching plain. From that price ain- gle harness run up into the hundreds, the nickel, lead, silver and gilt plating, rub- ber coverlng, line and wave stitching and quality of the leather adding gradusally to t&)c cost. “I'suppose the truck harness of to-day is about as safo, strong and perfect as is possiblo. The cost runs from $20 up to §95. For the last named price we can make a harness with three-inch saddlo, rubber trimmings, single leather traces sewed on the breast coilar at ono end and the other end lined 18 inches, with three holes to take up at the whiflletree; slngle loather breeching, with edges beveled and burnished smooth and rounded in- side; breeching straps, with edges rounded; flat hip straps, with edges rounded; patent check, with check-bit and half-check trotting snaflie; fine pad cloth under the eaddle; fine reins with patent hook billet at the blt; wide bellybands with roller buckles. sad- dle lined with enamcled leather. The stitching is fine and neat, in handsome deaigns, and the loops are all hand creased. There’s fsn't an unnecessary part about it, and it ought to satisfy any horseman. The harness that Maud 5. trots in cost $125, Itis light and fine, and wag spocially made for her. “You can imagine that a horae when driven to his topmost speed must have can faster with them than with. ou trot Coming down to articles for thestablo ota take up the most room, and in some cases ore finer than most persons have on their beds. Put on an English crack horse the blanket, hood, breast cloth, pad cloth, roller, and knee caps, with crest and monogram on the blanket, and he looks well taken care of and he knowsit. The American walking suits and sweat blanketa are made of fine wool and are elaborate alfairs sometimes. The quality of the bandages for sprained legs and other injuries is something that would astonish a housekeeper. This little ar- rangement with a rubber band is for twisting a horse’a tail in a knot and keep- ng it in place. Carry combs, mane combs, grooming gloves, mane drags, tooth files, and clippers, all have their improvements, and when the would-be horseman comes to select medicines, oils, powders, liniments, blisters, draughts, pllls, and ointments for his horses, or polishes, pastes, blacking, oils, varnishes, and compoundsfor his harnesses and car- riages, he has a task before him unless he knows exactly what he wants; for they are numerous and enticing. All these minor things have added to the care of American horses, and the results of that care aud improvement have been health, ecomfort, and speed.” o — TWO INVENTIONS, A VPortune in Butterine and a New Way of Ocean Transportation, Nashville American, There 13 something in the New En- gland climate that fosterathe inventive gonius of mankind, and some of theso gentlemen who dwell In those parts of Massachusetts, Vermont and Connecti- cut where the main crop is ice and the only Jther crop is granite, are now on tho way to the exposition at New Or- leans to put their inventions bofore the people that are assemblying in the Crescont city. One of these geniuses who stopped over in Nashville yesterday goes to New Orleans with nothing but a receipt to make butterine. Gettlng into conversation with one of A WONDEBFUL FEAT, Why a One Legged Man Climbed a High T Philadelphia Times. “You wouldn't think a one-legged man could climb a tree,” said a fox hunter yesterday in o saloon here, *‘but he can. 1 saw it done yosterday.” “Oh, come now, Si,” said the modern choras of Greeks and Du*ch who were meoting lager beer, ‘‘that’s a little too tough. You ought to stand the drinks for the crowd for that.” “Wait, now, wait!” exclaimed Si; “'don’t you be in a hurry, and if by the time 1 get through some «f you fellows ain’t willing to stand the drinks I'll do it myself.” “Go ahead, then, and tell us about “You see, I was out fox-hunting yes- torday and William Gore was along. Who's he? Why, theone-legged fellow uptown who was run over on the Penn- sylvania railroad a couple of years ago. Villinm can sit on his horse and is a good shot, and he concluded like blind old Postmaster-General Fawcett, that's dead in England, that he wouldn’t lev his mis fortune make him change his lifo a bit; 80 he hunts with the rest of us whenever he can get a chance. ‘“He was r!ding after the hounds, when he saw a fat equirrel. Goreis par- tial to squirrel meat and fired at the little critter once, but it disappesred in a holo up the tres. ‘I'll have it, anyhow,’ said success In this part of the o y all es. tablishad rules must be abandoned. 1f I have been rash, please excuso me. 1f 1 have been too severe on Mr. Spellers, pleaso forgive me, but don't forget to glve the certifieate to eome able bodied man who can handle a maul. Yours, Pror, Jouxy WiLkins, The superintendent read the letter during a meeting of the state board of pablic Instruction, and quite & numbet of patriotic citizens were depressed by it, but the governor, taking into contidera- tion that the k has been dropped from cabbage and cucumber, has cause to feel grateful at the high steps taken by the cause of education, it Commodore Luce's Romance New York Times, Now that Admiral Porter has written a romance, one naturally expects 1o see other naval officers follow his example. Possibly Commodore Luce will be the next to fall,at least the other day I heard a story in which ho figared prominently, and which he might ossily make the basis of & nine-part love yarn, During the late unpleasantness, Lioutenant.Com- modore Luce, for such was his rank at the time, commanded one of the vessels engaged in blockado duty. By one of the chances of war, Licutenant Luce found himeelf off the Florida coast, and, Jacksonville, went ashore. took his coxawain, a bright, intelligent young eaflor, Frank Smith, a native cf running into the then friendly port ef With him ho Connecticut, and although only a sailor,a ines. € 10d Poisoning o Discases Arising 1 Exposure of Indulgence o wio i tion, Ex wnd de u it ndering Marciag i ¥ A Positive Writren given I all corable cases, Mol v Guarantee HATphiste, Euriian ot Gorm 4 overywhere at, 04 pages, de in male or fornale, FRER E CUIDE! 1 10 eloth and gt biading v Thiv beo v waat 8¢ i Bosuth " THEONLY TRUE { IRON he, and he jumped of his horse. ‘What [gentleman, — As tho nautical heroes rolled BLOOD,rogii« are you golng to do, Gore?’ says 1. ‘I|up one of the principal strets of the LT KIDNEYS, am going to climb that there tree.’ ‘Non- town, they encountered an interesting "n?,'\’,'?{,‘.?fu.".’.?.‘ sence,’ says I, ‘yon can’t do it ‘We'll couple, a well dressed old gentleman and K of Bircigthy see whether I can't, says he, and off goes his coat. How he did climb. You see, these one-legged and lame fellows always cultivate the muscles of their arms, tiil tome of them can lift like & bull. He ralsed himself with his arms almost alone, using his leg very little. He wouldn't miss that remaining leg if all he had to do was to climb trees. “The equirrel knew he was a goner, for just as Gore struck a match and lighted & piece of paper to atick in the the ublquitous reporters or the American | hallow the little critter came out of the in a hotel in this city yesterday, the|otherend. Gore didu't stop to take the gentleman explained to the reporter how | paper out of the hollow, but clambered he was golng to make a fortune in Now | after that squirrol, tried to shake it off & Ozleans. limb, and finally stonned it with a blow ““How do you expoct to got your capi- | from a little branch ho broke off. Mean- tal for the manufacture of this ‘most|whiie the rotten old tree had bogun to dellcious substance,’ as you describe it?” | burn furiously ineide, and somo of us felt “I expect to say to some capitalist | relioved when Gore came down. But down there just about as much as I have | what does the durn foul do bnt run to said to you, and I am eatisfied I can get [ the creck and get his hat full of water the $3,000 or $4,000 required to start a|and climb the tree again to put the fire small factory, say of the capacity ot five [ out, as 1f the owner of them woods would or six tons a day. You have tasted a bit | lose anything by the burning of a rotten of it from the brick I took out of my|old tree. Wo could not' make him stop valise, and see that it 1s to all appear-|till he had got several hatfuls, and atill overything about him as easy and com- [ances the best yellow creamery butter. fortable as possible, It is the same as|Before they passed the obnoxious oleo- the best efforts of a man who has a bad | margarine law in New York, we used to fitting collar or a rough edged neckband. | Put it into the public there at fifty cents 1t irritates him and he is thinking more |8 pound in the winter.” of the annoyance than of his business, 1f| ‘‘How many pounds do you expect to a horse’s girth is too tight or any other | put into the public in New Orleans?” part chafes him, he can’t trotso fastas| *‘Well, at grat onlyabout five or six he might. Sometimes the shaft girth [ tons, but by the time the thing gets well slips over the saddle girth, pinches the [ Worked np, about ten or twelve tons. You skin, and pulls the hair. The horse foels | 5¢e it 1a a little gold mine. In New Or- that he is worried, By the way, the very | leans you get your cotton-seed oil very latest improvement {s saddls girth and |cheap. Milk, some of which is used in shaft girth in one piece—practical 1m. | the manufacture of butterine, we will re- provement, I mean, because the improve. | ceive from Fort Worth, Texas, where, ments in ornaments such as chalus, | With a chemical preparation, we take out buckles, buttons and designs for mono- | the animal heat, and the milk is kept grams and the so.called handy attach- [sweet for two or three weeks. The other ments are almost endless. For ornamen. [ chief compound of this money-makin; tation look at the four-in-nand postil- stuff is lard, which we get trom the north ion, four-in-hand coach, long-tug coach, | west. Now, it was the discovery of the with embossed work, coach, wagonstte, | Proper proportivns at which these three rockaway and carryal, harness. They substances, mixed well and congealed, are as different as the horses that wear | that has made my fortune, which ia small testedin a By ceial Practice, Seminal by Dreams, Pimples on ositively cured. Thers < appropiate reiedy onsultations, per- sacredly confidential, _Med- ailand Express, No marks on te contents or sender, Address ,No. 204Washington S1.,Chicago,llL, et T vt ARG Nervous Debility Qutek o Civiale Agocy, 1 Health is Wealth ! Dr. E. O. Wesr's Nukys ANp BRAIS TRRASMANT, guarantoad speoiflo for Hystorta, Dizzinoss, Convul- slons, Fits, Norvous Nouralgtn, Headache, Nervons Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or tobbacco, Whakefalnoss, Montal depression, Boftenlng of the brata, roclting o, tnsanlty and fuplngl to misery, doosy and doath, Premature Old ago, Baronens, loss ofpower in elthot ox, Involuntary Loseos and Spor. wtorhora causod by over exertiontof the brain, solf. abugo ot ovor indulgonco, Each box, containg one moutly's troatmont. 81,00 & box,or elx bottles for 95,00, sont by mall prepaid on reoslpt of prico, WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES To oaro any caso With each ordor rooeived by ny dor slx bottlos, scoomplished with €5.00, we will sond #ho purchasor our writton guATantoo to refund tho money it the trostmongdoed nob effoct o oure, Guay. Rotoes lsauod only by _ JOHN C: WEST & CO. §y ¥-mborry 82 Madlaon 4., Chloago, il tcure. Dok fres. 60 Faiton S, N.¥. "JAS.H PEABODY, M. D, Physician & Surgeon Reslidonce No. 1407 Jones 88, Office, No. 1609 Far nam streot. Office hours t0 Lp. m. and from VB p. m Telepbone for 97, residonoa 125, NA ORIG INALY TILE -HAVA GOULD & ¢0'S. ROYAL HAVAN/ TURE. FAIR . - SQUARE RELIABLE WORTHY OF CONFIDENCE, Some Credentials: l i by John G Ticket Ny Ar i, Paid by wire t Natlonal Bank, N.,Y., aud By B AV e b EXTRAORDINARY! LAS! , DECEMBER 20, 1884, 4 l‘&s.OID‘I}::I“‘I D” e IIW‘_\"I'IHZLS. ¢ (e full number iy them. The tandem harness is plainer [ ROW, but will be large by the time the and neater, and the coupe and dog cart | New Orleans exposition is over. I also harness are substantial and neat. The | expect to sell a good many cans of mitk village cart harness is in russet or black | in New Orleans. 1 leather, trimmed with nickel, silver or | The reporter expressed his high appre- brass, and the quantity of the trimming | ciation of the inventive talent of the man say $256 to $100. To my eyes the most from the wooden nutmeg state, which pleasing sight is a pair of sleek trotters in [ brought the modest man to confess that a light double harness. Each strap does | he was nowhere in this line alongeide a its work and is an ald to the horses, The |frlend of his, who was organizing a best costs about $175. The cheapest is | ccheme to put people through from New- $25. It has pads with tinned trimmings; | foundland to the German coast in a few tinned rings In hames, with tinned [hours. 3 buckles in the tug; small buckles ja-| Now, this scheme is worthy of notice. panned; flat winker braces on the bridle; | It is proposed, according to the Con- round check reins; patent leather collar, | necticut man, to Iay a pneumatic tube in and hard belly band and martingale. the Atlantic ocean from the Newfound- “The gontlemen seen driving fast|land banks to Europe, and by exhausting horses through the park every pleasant [ the air in this tube shoot passengers afternoon have suggested many improve- | through at a rate of speed hitherto un- ments, They know what is needed, and | heard of. The detalls of the construction besides they know how to tell us. Mo, [and locating of the tube and the construc- Robert Bonner, for instance, has his own | tion of cars to be used in them, brief de- ideas about the fixtures for his horses, | ecription of which the reporter was made It isn't chance with him, If he wants a |acquainted with, for ingenuity have no pieco of harness it must be 8o long, or so | eauals in the records of the patent office. shert, or round, or flat, or wide, or nar- | Air ie to be manufactured in the carsas row. Mr, Vanderbilt knows what he | they rush through the tube, by the power wants for his horses, but he doesn’t come | produced by theoutside friction. Whether here himself. He sends Mr. Phelps, who | this new method of traveling can be used describes what Mr. Vanderbilt desires to | for distances of 3,000 mlles would appear have. Mr. Frank Work is also a practl- | queetionable, but that it could be used cal horseman who has valuablo 1dons | for shorter distances is evident from the about fixtures for horses, And the pro. | patents obtained and applied for by the feasional drivers, well, what they don’t | Yankee who is _engineering the scheme. know about fixtures for trotters is hardly | At all events, the butterine man declared worth knowing.” that while he was a stockholder in the didn’t put out the fire, Then we told him we would make i. ail right with the fellow who owned the woods. “‘Taat’s just like Bill Gore,” sald & by- stander; **he can climb like a cat, and he’s as honest as a Newfoundland dog.” “I'm glad you're going to treat,” said the fox hunter. “I'm dry.” e —— EDUCATION IN ARKANSAS, A Fighting Pupil Enforces Phonetic Spelling. It must be gratifying to the governor of Arkaneaw to notice the rapid leaps the cause of education 1s making in this state. tors who are unable to read with elocu- tlonary effect ang yrite with a fine Ital- ian flourish; but in the main, the rising young men of the country have harvest- ed the ability to drop the kin cabbage and cucumber. Devotion to heaesty and truth, however, compels meto admit that in some localities the k still abounds his daughter. The handsomo—daughters daughter of was best of all Lieutenant Luco recog nized the beauty’s father as an old friend whom he had known and loved in peace- ful ante bellum daye. The recogrition was mutual, and—waell, the story ia told. Acquaintance, friendship, small boy Cu- pid, an engagement, stern father, and de- spait of Coxswain Smith, of Connecticut, and the southern maiden. Now comes Lieutenant Luce to the front. The un- bending father is a fierce secezsionlat with large oatates, and confiscation threatons his broad acres. An idea strikes tho na- val officer. Smith is a loyal subject. Lieutenant Luce has a consultation with the anxious parent for his hands. The lovers are called in, the gallant lioutenant acts as the dens ex ma- chine, tho heiress is betrothed to the sailor, the cstates are saved, and all goes as merry as the marriage bell, which rang out right chearfully soon after. Mr. and Mrs, Smith have just been visiting Soathport, Conn., the boyhood home of tho happy husband. ———cm— Something Quite Unexpected, A very extraordinary case is that of Mr. T. O. Hall, one of the best known newspaper men in Louisville, Ky, For sixtoen years he had been annoyed with tetter, and had wiven up all hope cf its removal. He was also troubled with in- digestion, for which he tried Brown’s Iron Bitters. He writes, “The bitters did splendidly for indizestion, and the tetter commenced itching and developing $o the surfaceand for four days was more annoyiny than ever before, Btill I never thought that the bitters was causing the trouble until Mrs, H. suggested it, and then I realized that my yreat torment had a master. I bathed the totter extor- 8 | There are still quite a number of legisla- { nally, softening the surface thoroughly, when a waterish substance poured;out like July perspiration on a cornfield darkey, then in a very short time the itching stopped. The sore caused by the expulsion of the tetter is not wet healed, but I know the cause of the unmitigated trouble is forever removed.” ——— way well-dressed old gentlemen always are—and what but these communities are becoming few- [ Sixty tons cf rock are reported to er every year, Many aspiring people | have fallen from the Natural bridge in have become discouraged, but I, more | Virginie, on Monday afternoon, with a hopeful than the rest, except the govern- | desfening roar, but the curved lines of or, who shares my bellef, am firm, des- | the bridge were not disturbed. It Is said pite the following distressing letter re-|to have been the first fall of rock from cently received by the state superintend- | the bridge since it was atruck by light- ent of public instraction: [ ning in 1789, My Dear Sue—Inclosed please find the certificate which you so generoudly granted me a few months ago. When I threw up the practice of the law at Ink | origin, It has the merit of attracting at- Bayou, In consequence of my client’s | 'tontion, and also seems to bear convic- having been sent to prison for manu- | tion of ~truthfulness on ite face, We facturing wild cat whiskey, and agreed to | make room in our issue of to-day, for a enter the glorlous vineyard of education, | fact of this character. A correspondent, I thought that my efforts would meet with Henry Whitiog, Ezq., of Boston, Mass., immediate appreciation; but, my dear sir, | yays: "“Dr, R, V. Piorce’s Golden *Medi- 1 have been whipped by a yellow-haired | o] Digcovery’ has cured my son of & scapegraco that had better keep out of Pfaver.sore of two years'standing, Please my way, now that I have loaded a shot- | acoept our gratitude,” We believe it to gun and cocked both barzels. I opened |iyq g fact, whether *“frozen” or otherwlse, achool in the Coon Rango district. From | that Americs neods more men liko Mr. tho firat I was besot by numerous troubles. | Whiting; men who act, men who investi- Eyery pupil insisted upon using a difforent | guto truths, and seize opportumtics, * book. Abo Spollers, . yellow-haired Il el gawk, at least six and o hulf feot tall, brought a large volume entitled “TRecent L ) R Examination Into the Sccial Condition of | "aaalé, sufftge agltation tn Hugland in the Aztecs.” L. : B £l 0. 3 s o 354 potitlons, bearing 2,542,102 signa- Mr. Spellers,” said I, “this book | {yp00 have been presonted to parliament, “Frozen Facts” is a purely Amerlcan expression, and one, too, of recent D! Since the beginuing of the organized won't do.” fatey sting: o “.\l\lhut’s the matter with her?” he re- ::;L“Q:‘:::;é?go IcHngsionialacEolpsaly pled. il e “‘What was the cost of tho highest- Intercontinental Toeumatic Tube Com- priced harness you have ever seen?” pany, ho folt himeolf to bo a pigmy | g, “The book Is all right, but it 1s designed r advanced studenta.” The pain and miscry suffered by thoeo who are afllicted with dyspepsia aro in- an- | quarter boot 1s to prevent injury by over- ) | cure bunches under slongeide of his frlend who invénted tho new method of settlng distances at naught. “Five thousand dollars, It was in Philadelphia during the centennial ex- bibition, It was gold mounted and stitched in elaborate designs. It was clumsy and awkward, and nobody would buy it. In fact, T wouldn't take it to sell for §1,000.” “Bits have changed very much, I be- lleve.” e — A Tight Equecze, Wall Street News, 1t was in an Ilinois town, Tho pa- pers wore out with a sonsational articlo rogarding the defalcation and flight ol the treasurer, and the affair was the taik on perfact instruments of torture. The rub- | versation with a leading-merchant he re- ber-covered bits, stiffl and flexible, are | marked: highly approved. The steel bitsaro made | ‘I presume he gave bond!" in n dozen shapes and for all complaints, | “On, yes.”" ““And the bondsmen are good?” “‘That's the deuce cf it, mister!” ex. claimed the merchant. *I'm the only bondsman, and he's placed me in a mean position, I was preparing to fall and qeat my Chicago creditors, but I'll be havged if I see how I'm to beat Chicago and the town, too, and get enough prop- erty In my wife's name to start a whole- sale house in Dubuque. such as side pulling, lugging, and tongue lolling, and are stifl, jointed, and flexi- ble. The boots for a valuable horse cost almost as much as thoge for «+ man, The reaching, the toe boot on the hind feot to prevent the front from cutting the hoof by striking back, and the lawn boot s for walking on lawns, pulling on over the shoes, ‘The shin, ankle, knea, hock and grab boots have been worked up or — ) | down, as you please, to a fine point. Be YOUNG MAN, READ THIS, sides, we have soaking boots for the hoof | Trz VOLTAIO bELT UOMPANY, of Marshall and slooping boots to prevent and cure | M n, orier to send their colebrated ELko LTAL0 BELT and other ELECTRIO Ap- PLIANCES on trial for thirty days, to men (young or old) afflicted with nervous debility, 1oss of vitality and manhood, and all kindre troubles, A?-o for rheumatism, peuralgia, paralysis, and maauy other diseases, Complete restoration to health, vigor manhood guarantoed. No risk incurred, as thirty days’ wrial is allowed, Write them at once for illus. trated pawphlet froe. she front legs. Here I8 a boot to use on the back cf the front legs, and is used as a strengthoner to tendons and & guard for the back of i either side of theleg. This flat boot is a standing boot to be used when a horse stands with one foot resting on the other. The movable sandals or shoes are more eepecially for the use in a business where the loss of a shoe would be an inconve nience or loss. Elastic stockings srein- e — The Michigan gold mining fever con- tinues to increase, and the neighborhood tended to prevent sprains, The polo craze | of Tohmening is the scene of‘ remarkable brought out the palo boot to prevent in- | auriferous developments. The principal I A RYWHERE. ¥or tickels, apply ' . COMPANY, swlsjnl‘z' lhun!l‘wuy. N, ¥, Gty E. Kaub & Co,, 417 Walnut ,_8t, Louis Mo., or FrankTcobiavo, P, O., Diawer 21 Wyaudotte Kansas, v Mo jury by hitting with a mallet, Some of sttraction is the Ropes gold mine, which these boots, which cover half the leg, ap- |is eaid to be milling rock ylelding about { parently hinder the action of the }mrsu.i. 5> a ton, The Phillips mine shows {xut & close examination will show that}equal improvement, and to widen the are neatly and carefully attached and are | ficld of futerest rich quartz has been dis- of great benefit. Toe weights are not|covered within a mile and a half of the absolutely necessary, but some horses [ Ropes property. “Wall,” “It would be be'ter for you to stady easier books at the start, und tuke this one up during the homestretch.” “That's the book 1've foten, cap’n, an that's the book I'm golng to larn.” “Can you read!” I ain't a rattler at readin’, but I ken spell like hell'er beatin’ tan-bark,” describable. The distress cf the body is equalled or surpassed by the corfasion and tortures f the mind, thus making its , | victim suffer double aftliction, The relief that, is given by Hood's Sarsaparilla has caused thousands to be thankful for this great medictne, 1t dispels the causes of dyspepsia, and tones up the digestive organs, Try Hood's Sarsaparilla. L —— “Indeed they have. A horse’s mouth |evory corner and in every store. A New| ‘‘You must not talk that way. = You {s ono of tho hardest parts of him to fit, | Yorker who happened to be in the town [must use respectiul language or I'll put| wyes, gentlemen,” he said, “T'm a g0 to speak. Some of the old bits were | was considerably interested, and in con-|you out. well-known man, I'm a New Yorker, This amused him. Running his great | ;14 red fingers through his yellow halr, he |1 Jaughed and wink at a puy nosed fellow who sat on a stool, my name is a familiar one to the ican people.” **Woere you a goner- al I the war, stranger”” o, sir; I fit in the war, but not as ageneral.” **Con- ““You say you can spell?” > erh oV f “That's what 1 'lowed. 1 kalnt spell | Sfrern sk B 18710000 O 8000 hous fiy at Dne’trinhl. but Lken knock the | o 5 statesma {Tm a private citizen sock's offen co'n the first pop. and proud to say it.” “Well, if you are 4Well, spell corn. not @ grent soldier or statesman, what is SnRe it that has mado your name a familiar +'That's not right. one throughout the country? Who aro Who sald 0! you!” “I'm John Smith.” “1 aay 80, AR RRI “Who are you!” eRN——— o] arn the teacher of this school.” oo REUESL BALbgl R “An’ you say that ain’t the way to PE N one NzeD soRRER, spell 1t2" “Yec, that is what 1 say."” “‘Whar's your proof?”’ “Here,"” 'udl turned to the diction- A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching and Ulceratad Piles has been discovered by Dr, Williame (an Indian Remedy,) called Dr. Wiliaw’s Indian Pile Ointment. A single hox has cured the worst chronic cases of 25 oe B0 years standing, V. No one need suffer five minutes after applying this wonderful socth- ing medicine, Leotions, instruments and elec- tuaries do more harm than good, Williaw's Indian Pile Ointment sbsorbs the tumcrs, al- lays the intense itching, (particularly as night ary. )"‘l‘ha feller that made thet book ain't gotas much sense as my daddy, an’ my daddy says k-o-r-n, Here's the proof,” and he took a letter from his pocket and referred me to the following: ‘‘Abe se that the korn is sll gathered an’ then you may go to skale,” “What you got to eay now!"’ “Your father is wrong,” gives instaut reliof, and is prepared only for Biloa, “ftening 'of 'tue. private. parts, sng for nothine else, Read what the Hon, J. M. Coffinberry, of o e Cloveland, says about' Dr, William's Indian “What!" that was all he said, bt tak- | piGoltment; 1 have used scores of Pile ivg me by the hair he lifted me from the | Oyres, and it affords me pleaswre to say that [ floor, slammed me against the wall, threw | have never found anything which gave such me up, kicked me as I came down, |immediate and permanent relief as Dr. Wil knocked me out and landed me in a|lsw's Indian Ointment. For salo by all drug brlar patch, This, my dear superintend. | £its god mailed oo roegipt of price. 500 and ent, has eatiefied me that Leaching school C. . Goopyay, is not a pleasant buslness, To make ita | Wholesale A after getting warm in bad,) acts as a poultice, |1 Science of Life @nly ($1 00 BY MAIL POSTPAID, . KNOW TRYSELF, b A GREAT MEDICAL WOKK ON MANHO OD! Exhausted Vitality, Nervous and Physical Debiliey Premature Decline {n Man, Exrors of Youth, and the antold miseries resulting from Indfscretiond or ox. o0saca. A book for overy man, young, middlo aged and old. * 1t containa 138 prescrlptions for all acat snd chronto dlsoases oach one of which s Invaluablo, S0 found by the Author, whose experionce for 17 yoars I8 such a8 probably never neforo foll to tho lot of any physician. 500 pages, bound in beautifal Fronch muslin empossed covers, full, gilt guaranteed to boa finer work In_every sense,—machanfoal, l. orary and professior al,—than any obhor work sold in this country for §2.50, or the money will bo rofunded (n eyery Ingtanco. Price only £1.00 by mall, post pald. Tllustrativesample 6 conts, Send now. Gold modal awarded the author by the National Medioal Assoclation, to the officers of which he refers. Tho Solenoo of Life should be read by tho young for instruction, and by the afflicked for roltet. It will beneflt all.—London Lancet. There 13 no member of seclety 40 whom The Sol. enco of Lito will not be useful, whothor youth, par. ent, guardian, instructor or clorgymaa, —Argonaut. Address tho Peabody Medical Ins.ftute, or Dr. W. H. Parkor, No. 4 Bulfinch Btreo, Roston, Mase., who may bo consulted on all disencos requiring ekill and experlanco, - Chronto aud obatinate diseased that have batflod tho skl of all other phys.| clans, epecialtyl Buch treated n.mHEM fully withioub an lugtance of failure, THYSEIF wem-&w NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY 0. F. DAVIS & G0, SUCOESSOR TO DAVIS b SNYDER.} Qeners! Dealora tu REAL EST Eave for salo 109,000 anres carfnily celecied Iand: 8 Kaotorm Nobrasks, at low price and 0a_oasy foraus Improvea tarms tor pele {n Denglas, Dodge, Coltax eiatte, Burt, Cuming, Barpy, Wasbington, Merick wundors, and Butlor Jountics. Tuxos pald in ell parés of the 81 Money losued on ‘mprovod fa Nowary Pablio alwavy a offico ATE « OMAHA, {1806 PARNAM ST, Corrospond A FINE LINE OP Planns & 01 WODDBRIDEE BRS, THE ONLY EXCLUSLVE MUSIL HOT IN OMAHA NE3B, ' = Ix'uported Bee X BOTTLLY. L Lirenien Kais6rveeeoes DOMESTIC, HBud weser. .. Anhanser, o iz-Planer ., Krug's teenee Als, Porter, DNome Wine, YD, MA 1213 Karne St. M. R. RISDON, Gen't Insurance Agent REVRESENTS: Co., Londoy Insurance Y., Capital s of Nowark.N. J., Ca) Uadelphia, Capital Wouian's Fund, Capital. ....... 200,000 239,000 D.C.BRYART, M, D, OCULIST & ADRIST 1224 Farnam Street, Comer 18th 8t OMoo hours 910 12 &, m., &t 4 p 3 Tew year exparieuce, Cau opoaic Gorinaa, oct 31 dly A CROVING CITY The remarkable growth of Ortashs durlog the last few years s a matter of groat astonishment to those who pay an occaslonal visit to this growing clty. The development of the Stoe Yardse—the necessity of the Belt Lino Road—the finely paved streets—the hundreds of new residences and costly business blooks, with the population of our clty more than doubled In the last five years, All thls isa great sorprise to visitors and is the admiration of our cltlzens, This rapld growth, the business actlvity, and the many substantial improvements madn lively demand for Omaha real estate, and every Investor has msde a handsome profit. oy Sinoe the Wall Street panle last' May, with the aubsoquent cry of hard times, there hns been less demaud from spoecula: tors, but s falr demand from investors seeking homos. This latter class are taking advantage of low prices In balld. ing matorial and are securing their homes at much less cost than will be poselble & year hence, Speculators, too can buy real evta’ » cheaper now and ought to take advant e of present prices for future pro ts. The next few years promises greatex dyvelopments In Omahs than the past tiv) yoars, which have been as goncF a8 we could reasonably deaire. New man- ufacturing establishmenta and large job- bing houses are addod almost weokly, and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There aro many in Omaha and throagn- bat the State, who have their money in the bsnks drawlng a nominai rate of 1 terest, which, {f judiclously Invested in Omaha real estate, would bring them much greater returns. We have man; bargalus which we are confident w! bring the purchaser large profits in the near future. ‘We have for sale the finest resi- dence property in the north and western parts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason- able prices on Sherman avenue,17th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnam. Davenport, Cuming, and all the leadl;l‘g streets in that direction. The grading of Farnam, Califor- nia and Davenport streets has made city, and with the building of the street car line out Farnam, the pro perty in the western part of the city will increase 1n value. We also have the agency for the w yndicate and Stock Yards proper~ ty in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company and the railroads will certainly double e e o iy the price in ashort time. I We also have some fine business lots and some elegant inside resi- dencer for sale, Parties wishing tommvest will find s0me good bargans by calling on u & DA, REAL EBTATERE BROKERS. 213 South 14th Bt et veon Faroham and Douglas. P.8.~Wa ask those who have property for sale at a hargain to give ud a call- We want only bargains We will gesitively not handle prop- erty af wor s than ita real value.