Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 1, 1884, Page 3

[ e e SN — nanwws . = [0 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - pe 12U A Bird's Eyo View, Tho highest peak of the Ean Ber nardino range is quite sharp and bar upon the tummit, and commanda a cir cular view of atract full three hundred e g %\E\!“‘W\L‘/ miles In dismoter, within which lie (QUN%'/ almoet every variety and combination of southern California scenery. From the top of this peak, 11,000, feot abovo the lovel of the habitable part of the land, one may on & olear day look down upon a landecape that embraces all possiblo ex tromes of barrenness and fertility, of wildness and civilization, with nearly ail the varloties of mountain, plain and valloy that time and the elements can form. Tho prospect Is best in mideum mer, for itisonly then that the most dis BEST TONIC. + medicine, combining Iron with «le tonics, quickly and eon {uires Dyapopainy Tndieation, Wenkness, aro Blood, Maluria,Chillyand Fevers, Neurnlgin, {15 an unfiling re fidueys and Live Tt 18 invaluable for Discases poenliar to Woman, and a1l who lead sedentary 1iv dy for Diseases of tha i o ol Jrom med tinctive features of California are brought “ enriches and purifi A, stim out. KEven then one moeds a powerful o nppetite.ids the asetiniiation of food 1o | glaga, for the mountain is o lofiy that it 18 no casy task to unravel tho tangled web of ahapes and colors that prosent themeelves even at its very feot. The first thing that rivets the stran- gor's eyo is the stupendous desert on tho st, cut in to near tho centre by & long low rango of wavy hills, bare, dry, and {nexpressibly barren, The part on the north, called the Mojave desert, ialarger than Massachusetts; that on the south, called tho Colorado desort, is ntarly as large. The visltor may have traveled over strips of barren land, and seen Jarge tracts of good iand called “desert” becauso there is no surface water, but nowhere elee in North America can one &ng tho muscles and nerve Yor Intermittont Fever 10riy, &C., 1t has 1o cqual anslinde, Toc o trade mark and jer, Take 10 0 YT A v ponds fringed with green rushee, where blackbirds of red snd golden wings sro larkeniz ¢ the air above the open water ro the cinnamon teal is floating with e brood, dg ;ng the edges the plains and valleys break Into lc hills covered with thin grayish groen chemisal, and the little hol- lows betwoen them are often filled with prickly-pear or the still more forbidding cholla cactus, as high as one's head. And often these low hills are themselves hard and stony and covered with cactus, and often only concretions of cobblestones, with which the intervening hollows are also filled. And perhaps the whole is only a euccession of littie mounds a few yards apart, reaching often far out upon the plain iteelf, looking as though a Iake of soft mud had suddenly hardened while shaken into waves, but probably caused by the wind hoaping dust around bushes which have since died out. Tho hills break into higher ones that roll in all sorts of shepos and bristle with denso dark brush higher than ono's head, or perhaps ara covered with dead grass and scactered green bushes of live ok, sumach, and fusica, Among theso bushes smooth bonlders of granite shino afar like springs in the hillside, or they stand seo such veritable, hideous realitics as these; and to comprehond them in their {mmensity ono must sco them from this mountsin as they lio gleamivg with ghastly faco beneath an almost oternal sun. Nowhero does the power of man and his triumphs over nature aAppear more insignificant than on the line of the Southern Pacific rallroad, stretching far out upon this yellow immensity, look- ing with fts nearest stations like & api- der's web with threo or four-guats sitting | upon it. One searcely realizes what des- | olation is until looking down upon theso mighty sweeps of shimmerlng sand, and thinking of the fiory winds whish whirl the dust In thore huge drifts, and of the fate of hundreds who have tried to oross them without water. For in the north wo can look slmost into tho jaws of Death valley, where still lie the white bones of the whole emigrant train that perished there for want of water, and al- most everywheretho eyo rests upon somo place whers at some time the horse aud rider had have die Yet theee deserts aro the great reservoir of the dry, warm and pure air from which flows tho preat oat resourco of southern California; it is this air that, rising from the heated land flowing seaward for overhead, cooling and rovurning in the undertow of sea breeze, mekes the climate which has filled the groat region bohind us with its thousands of beautiful homes. Yawning almost beneath us on the gouth, 9,000 feet deep, is the pass of San Gorgonin, on tho other side of which Mount San Jacinto heaves his giant bulk almost to a level with our feet, meking on the desort side the swiftest riso of any mountain in North America, 10,000 foet in less than five miles Far awsy into the south leads from it the high and rus- god mountain chaln that shuts off the habitable part of the county of San Diego from tho fiery breath of tho desert. Tumbling toward the cosst in long lines TRy Ant Oatisputed n the BROAD CLAIN vingtte VERY BEST OPERATING, QUICKEST SELLING AND HOST PIRCIAT UAORTHG STOTE 1tc th blio. " EAMBURG-AMERIOAN Paciket Oompany. DISECE LINE FOR ENGLAND, FRANCE AND GERMANY ¢ of thls well-known [ino are build of riments, and are furnia nasago both lea aya for Plymouth (LONDOR) Cho and HAMAURG. go from Europe only §¥18. Firsh 5, 990 62 476 Btoorao, §2U, Henty Pundt, Mark Hansen, ¥ E, Moores, M. Toft, agonbsin Omaha, Gronowey & Solioontgen, sgontsla Counsil Blufls. RICHARD & CO., Gon. Paea Agia, 81 Brosamay K. Y. | Gbas, Nomilnekl & O ‘ostarn Agoute, 170 Washingbon 8t., Coloa B e Jumos Mol Charts d b) along their creats looking agatnst the sky like houses or chimneye. Agaln somo of theso hills are only huge unaulations of bare dirt, reaching for miles like chop- ping waves vpon a stormy ses, some ghastly gray, somo dingy white, others a s12kly brown or red. i Boyond theso eecondary hills rise othern, thousanda of feet high, covered with dark green chapparel, through which perhaps & clump of bright green pycamoren marks afar the presence of water, Or thoy may be from base to summit studded with boulders, amid which the lllas man3anila and live osk stragglo almost in vain for lfoothold. Others again have long, smooth slopez, go'den with dead fox-tail grass, over which venerable white oaks stand scat tored. And among the jostlingshoulders of thero lower mountains are often little gardons of living green, and often they ro snnX liko lakes into the very tops. Siill others stand bleak and bare. Be- tween tho ranges of such hills may lie broad, rich valleys or wide table lands, with tops Jike rolllng prairie, all lifted into the region of abundant rains. And far above all else riso fir-plumed mount - ains, whose sides are robed in dark forests, below whone heads the clouds foat in lopg streams, whose highest gulches are white with snow far into the summer, while in winter it often lies twenty feet deep, though the orange tree ia blooming ecarcely twenty miles below. Ths terrors of eastern winters have on here a band of settlers of wealth and cultare. Some of them have been worated in $he condict with the elements, but the great majority are people simply weary of incessant struggles, who have sought a placo where they can glide down the decline of life with tho least amount of friction, And this is why we now aee valley, slope and, me and even the mountain sides, cotted with bright and promptly relicved and entlycured by remes edinn Forty Vears 7L ol Practice. Seminal w/eakncan. 117 ht Loss - by Dreams, Pimplea on e Face.Lowt Manhood,g ositive(y cured. Theve 4w exrerimeniing, Yhe appropriate used in each care, Consultaviops by letter, sacredly confidential ent by Mall and Expresa, HNo m: suke to ndicate contents or snder. Addre au...Jr.b:Es.No. 204Washington §t.,Chicago, !l VIGOR 5 lmietic o e vok Manhood Restored Rnxny Fike.—A vietim of youthfal iy cauning Promataro Doasy: Norvous Debiliig, Lost anhiood, . e Baving tri ‘nown {3z (o hiw To1lo Glinthintn SRew York. Address, JILREE | | Health is Wealth ! D . O, Wasr's Nunvs AND BRAIX TREAUMEST, uarsntood peolfo oz Hysterls, D ainose, Conys Gions, Fits, Norvous Nearalgia, fea Nervous Peostration osused by tho use of aloohol or tobbacoo, “Waketaloess, Montsl doprossion, Softening of the foraln, rosulting in inesnity and feaping %0 mivery, decay and doath, Promsture Old sge, Baronous, low fpowerin elther sex, Iavoluntary Lossos sud fper- Sorhoracaused by over oxersiontof tho braiu, eelf- ‘sbuse or over Indulgence, Esoh box, contalng one maoush's broatment. $1.00 a hox,or alx bottloa for 20, sont by mall prepald ou receipt of price. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES “L0 caro any caso, With each ordor recsived by us fot iz bobtles, acoomplithed with 85,00, wo will dend yurohascr OUr wribton gUATenteo to ratand the of lower mountains, foothills and tabls lande, with valleys and plains lying be- tween, until lost in the highlands of Mexico, it looks like a_rolllng confusion of blue, gray, yellow, brown and green. Its singalar formation makes it a land of climates, where all the best varieties in Oalifornia exist in their highest perfec- tion, yet little would one suspeot from ita high, rugged outlines that thousands of gardens, orchards and vineyards stand there all green the summer through, with- out a particle of irrigation. Arcund toward the northwest atill wweeps tho great desort of the Mojave, with the blue hills ef Arizona on the east, the lofty spurs of the Sierra Nevada on the north, growing hazy with dil tancos, and bounded on the southwestern rim by a continuation of the range upon which we stard, Miles away these mountains rup, in a long ridge nearly 5,000 feet bolow us, clad in green forests heavy pine until it dips suddenly 3,000 feet lower to form the Cajou Past Then in a mowent it rolls skyward again in a wild medley of rugged hills, mount- ing awiftly ono over another until they torminate in the peak of Cocamuvga This poak upon the south falls away 10,- 0CO foot in less than six miles mto the plains of Ban Berpardino, almost equalilng San Jacinto in suddenness, but on the northwest breaks into lower ridgos, that wind awsy till lost to s ht n vain every s mo s o self-oute, \hioty 1 tho trontmens does 1ok oloct » ouro. GUAE wi wuteoa lssuod only by JOHN C: h“;““ 0. in the bristling heights of the San G7 ST . 73000 Madiaod W, ) o0 5s Fernando range in the northern part of JAS. H PEABODY, M. D, Physician & Surgeon Roslidence No. 1497 Jones 8t. Offlos, No. 1600 F unw stroot, Otfice hours 12m. 0 ¢ MaBp m Talonhone for offios 07, v Los Angeles county, and these again di appear as if merged in the last peaks ol the Sierra Novada. The western horiz 1 is bounded by a long bright band—in the morning of “eilvery sheen, in the after noon, when the sun hangs over it, all [l LTI with golden shimmer. And this is broken by a few dark spots withraggeo edg: 8, that one would scarcoly euspect tc bo islands, somo of them over tvouty miles long and 700 or 800 fect high. Within this enclosure of desert, moun tain, and ocean lies & tract that has not its like upon the globe, One sees valleyr of the brightest green where the grass it als: fed by the drainage of the surrounding 'flm’nfi:"ib:::“b? ikt Xor | hille, and others -!n{- green with' the fi6 Mintdon Lane, N. X, Olty. | dense folinge of live oaks that have stood houlder to shoulder for ages There are smooth slopes brown with the ripened alfileria; low rolling hills, sil- vor gray with matted wild oats which when green a horsoman could have tie over his horse's neck; others, whitish groen with the tall white sage, and others, graylsh brown with the deuse ranks of the wild mustard stalks, Hero a canon enters the plain with a great wi some ancient cloud-burst or unusual rain, outting the plain with o long deep gully, and then covering i with acres of Doulder and gravel; and hers another enters by a little soft valley, elad with & rich brown carpot of dJried olover and flhwers, with perhaps uge rock pilo of ancient granite and its centoe overshadowed by the sweeping 1 rms of some venerable live ok, Therelics the great plain itsell wih ita distent laguna glittering on it breast, with tall slender columns of dust murching slowly over its faco where ihe Iittle whirlwinds move along; the Iodi girl, bright with gay calico, jogging ov their little ponles or the eight-horse toa: uf the farmer creeping slowly, with twc seont wogons traillog behind. Upon » cisivg knoll shine the white walls of the old Spanish ranch house, with saddlec borses tied to the porch, beneath whicl the owner and bis friends are perhap rolling cigarettes and chattering melo- Spapieh, while the herdemen arc ohasing b zds without, You i the line of the water course, yow perhapy only s long dry bed of ORIGINAL TLE HAVA GOULD & CO'S OYAL HAVANAY IN MINIATURE. AIR . - SQUARE .. .- RELIABLE WORTHY OF CONFIDENCE. Some Credentl 1471, 351y 34, 1884, Tickoet No. 3,14, S ity el A o o o Floridn. urerNey N e Natlonal Lauk, N, Y., aud ety Fia: Kot No. 20,418, r i, N, X Siamo sl Addroes of 51d by agent latt "By Vernando (aguorom, Mox g & Raphaol, 51 ot 6 Biman, Now Fost o 4_one-half Wb Em?n,xv and 519 Callfornls 3 sxrRAonnngvl.;& CLASS 11ad, DECEMBER et A, NCHEDULE. T Vripes, a8 above, belng the full number in Uil i Havaua, i {dorial Prizos of $10sach to the 10 tickets B A misors.dhe. (e Lerm: aal it O the number drawiag ‘the Cap- . it Priae of $12,00. oot ) o cagiie b beautiZal homes, while villages and even citios are rearing tall spires from tho lately bare plains. At the western foot of the mountain rise the steeples and housetops of San Bernardino from a deep mass of green, among which may be seen the glitter of the streams and the sparkle of tho of the artesian wells that have produced the luxariance which most of the city is lostto view. Nearer atili Nes]old San Barnardino, a long line of green gardens and orchards, vineyards and rich pastares, with Mill creek wind- ing threugh it beneath an arcade of lofty olders. Hurther west stands Colton, s spot fast brightening upon a lately bare waste of sand and a few miles beyond lies Riverside, where the power of water has struck from beauty the fetters of ages sud mads a veritable oasis. The broad, dry mesa upon which it stands is on about tho driest raln-belt outside cf the desert, and but a fow years ago was almost asdry and forbidding as the desort itself. In about three years out of five the alfileria seoded out at searcely an inch high, and other flowers withered and dried before thoir buds were formed. Yot there, where tho starzing ox was but lately Xkilled to save hls hide and tho emaciated vye deserted her new- born lamb, mile upon mile of sohd green now greets the ey the whole year round Hundreds of handscme houecs, embow- ered 1m overy variety of shrubbery, now riso amid orange and lemon groves, fields of alfalfa, orshards where the foliage of apricots, prune, plum, walnut, almond, peach or pear hide the ground beneath, Viuoysrda whero over sixty kinds of urapes are growing and the plots of rai- +in grapes alone are larger than wany wheat tields of the middlo stater. And that long silvery thread running far along tho bare plain outside, taken from the Santa Anna river and fed by the snow- banks by our side, has done it all, Along the foot of the dark blue moun- taivs that, rolling skyward further west, ahut out from view the shore-lino of the dlstant coast, llo the fair and fertile mondows of the Temescal. Over theso mountains on the slopes toward the coast lie Santa Anpa, Orange, Tustin, and Anaheim, though on account of the in- tervening mountains they must be mainly by memory' . All these, like Riversido were creatod almost entirely by the sawe Sants Anna that marts here beelde us and through s gorgein the Teme- scal range winds to the sea, Further to the north we get a peep Into the lovely valley of San Gabriel, only a dim haze of green in a girdle of mountains, al though Its vineyards and orchards and green fields cover tons of thousands of acres, and beyond It may be seen Los Apgeles, almost hidden lik San- Bernardino beneath its treer, Kadiat: ing for miles away from it are long avel aues of oypress, eucelypsus and other tal: green troes, and between these avenues aro great orchards of orange and lem«n and evory imagioable frolt, amid which stand thousands of beautiful houses, sur- counded by gardens of guavas, pnmeTrm ates and other exotios, with walks lined with maguoy and palm and other tropical vegotation. It is beyond question the finest part of routhern Calfornis, but aot, as its inhabitants fondly imagive, moet eastern people seem to think, all there of it. Dozens of villages, namlets and town sites dot the interven ing spaoes, aud everywhere the eplrit of development is at work. Further north the vlew of Venturs and Santa Barbars counties is intercepted by the towerioy peaks of the Cuscamungs rang but the highest peak of that range is ea ly as sended sud there another wonderful view opens below. But, after all, there is nothing wore white sand, wi ng teaward through | wonderlal than msns swupiuiy vue | Yong green lines of eyoamore, cotton- |fondness with which he clings to old woud and willow, spreading out at times | idess, Here, almost at cur feet hey | ) broad groves, Perhaps the water [are drenching with surface water, as in breaks out here and there in al the early days, grapes and apricots and shining strip, of it may flow on for miles [ other fruit on soft alluvial bottom lands, and then sink, to rise no more, Often it | only six or eight feot from water below, s through mewdows green with | Pasadena and other polnts not peronnial grass, then amid jangles of [forty miles away they are raising better wild rcsa, sweetbriar, and gratemote, , hard mesa land, fifty and along low bottum lands whero the grape- | even one ! ed foct from water, with vine overshelms the snowy bloom of the |out any irrigation whatever, and with elder with a shower of green drapery, |only a trifling difference in the rainfall and feeding from its hidden watera iittle | Here it is sn oters al drench, drench, too, like olives and miles away are flonr- on the very driest dren fign, that but a fe ishing in perfection solls, while more than half of the fruit and other products of all this part of the state aro raised solely by keeping the h, upon fru ground moist through proper cultivation of the top soil, othing can exceed the beauty of the tracts that are irrigated, but if the old ideas to which so many still cling wero correot, Californla settlements would be only a few bright oases in a vast desert. A RUBBE A Young Belle's Exp ment and Its Disastrons Besult, STLE. Writing of “‘Slaves of tho Buatle” as sho styles ths fashionable women of the day, ‘‘Chara Belle" says in the Cincin- nati Enqutrer: “My friend Cynthia isagood young woman, and welghs two hundred pounds, Sho is just as fashionable as thoy make ‘em, When bustles are prescribed for inward application to the skirts of new dresses Cynthia may dislike the doso, but she takes 1t all the same. Now, it 18 an exanperating fact that the average bustlo is like a flee for hopping out of place you put it in. You hitch the thing on ever 8o carefully, and guy it by n.eans of allits strings o such parts of your anatomy as seem reliable; you study t e side views and rear views by means of your mirror, snd satiefy yourself tha. the distortive horrors of the style are at least in accord with the ridiculous design; and then yougo out for a promenace, | joyous and blithersome for awhile in the beliof that you are ss strictly correct as a fashion.plate, By and by you paes a re- flective window, glve a_sdo glance at your shadow, Tare and zounds! You mentally use that or some other exccra- tion which does not come under the cate- gory of outrignt American swesrir g, but which served the feminine purpose of profanity. The reazon why is that tho bustlo hus slid round to ono side, making you look like dot-and-go-one cripple, or | the doomed porseesor of a gigantictumor. You readjuat it furtively, and know no further peace, 5c keen is your apprehen- sion. But it is in sittog down that disaster to the bustlo s commonly precipitated. The ball toilet of the aeason is very intricate in its rear nechapiem. Tho shape of the draped protuberance bears no relation to the person within, and the falsity of the contour musk bo shored up with exceed- ing care and tXill, in order to form the structure intended by the dress-maker The beau may brueh aside the tails of his coat to savo them from wrinkling un- der his weight when he takes a seat, but the belle gan not do otherwise than equat rquarely on so much of her bustle ashangs low enough to_interpose itself. Well, Oynthia coucetved that an inflated rubber bustlo would obviate most of the difficulty. It would bear rqueezing for any length of time, and then spring back to its normal proportions when the pres- sure was removed. She had one made, and felt repaid for the troublo and ex- peneewhen it was attached to her theother evening, to give outline %o a gorgeous dress which she was to wear to a recep- tion, She swept into the parlor with that breadth ot style which only a fat woman can command, accepted the greet- ing of the hostess with ceremonious politeness, and crossed the room to a eofa, The momentary silence of general inspection hushed all sounds. All eyés were on big Cynthia. She eetiled down on the sofa in & eolid, solemn, slow kind of away. Then came a loud, sharp pop. The rubber bustle had burst! You have probubly never failed to laugh when aclown inthe pantomime sits on and explodes tho baby. How, then, can you blame that sssemblage for going into convulsions! Poor Cynthia, life a hali- collapsed balloon, floated draggingly out of the saloon,” e — An Elopement in Arkansaw. Texas Siftings, Oat in Little Rock an ¢lopement was broken up the other day in a somewhat cummary manner by the interference of & party who had nothing to do with the business, Mr. lsabel had a wife who made life a borden to him, He was de lighted to find one morning that she had gone off with another man, but his joy was turned into grief by the fact that his valuable horse and buggy were also miss ing. Ho would have pursued the missing couple, but he had no team to pursue them with, they having appropristed, ss stated, his only horse and vebicle, Some strangers happened to bo passing, and | turnea out. Threes Bold Avengsra Start Wost on a Scheme of ¥ xtirpation=1A Gen- cral Exodns of Boys Feared \"n) Y., Special to the New York Jonrnal, Three of the leading families in town are n 1sily engaged in mourning t 1oss of boy each. Lowis Skidmoro, Vernal Corwin and Arthur Vail, each about 13 years old, have gone west t kill Indians, firmly believing that they can settle the v n question and forever abolish the interior department They are armed with revoivers and plenty of ammunition, therefore they will not starve, To whilo away 1he dreary march across the plains when Indians are scarce they have stocked themselves with the chroicost literature that genfus has yet evolved; such as *“Bill Grigg, the Indian Jhewer;” “‘Sly Tim, the Sharpshooter of the Sierras;" *‘Red Heart's IT.ast Scalp,” eto. Riverhead was too slow for the boys, There are no red men for miles around and the town constables are a lot of old duffers who never like to see the boys wnjoy themeelves, The trio did think of becoming bank burglars, bat finally enm- promised on the elaying profession. They practised in the woods for many days until they wero ablo to hit a tree at ten pacer. Then they switched oft on the neighbor's poultry and increased the hon mortality over 100 per cent. Their headuarters were in Mr. Corwin's barn, where they dug & cave On Wadnesday noon none of the bogs answered to the dinner horn, This was considered strange, but when supper be- came cold on tho table the psrents be- came alarmed and eent to each other's houses for information. 'This revealed the fact that the boys had gone oft to- gother. Liltle things, unnoticed before, becamo revealed in the light of the triple elopement. The mothers found that their larders had been robbed of all the donghnuts and mince pie they onco con- talved. The alarm was given and the neighbors Nobody saw the boys go away, snd the only clue to their where- abouts was an apolcgy for a note left by Lewy Skidmore: Dear Mg axo worrited about me. Pax: Don’t be Ito be home in | twenty years with a los of ekalps. We will rid tho country of ipfarnal red-tkine. Lawis. The police in western cities bave beer requested to look out for o freckled, red- ded boy, a short chunky boy with torn rousers and & lank, oyergrown youth with a drawl. Two of them carry one horec-pistol each while the third stands up under a bowieknife. Theyareeo charged with powder and shot thut the parents are id that romehow or other a lighted mateh will get mixed up with the combustibles and blow the boys out ¢ £ their clothes. It is not be- lieved that the boys utilized a railroad train wherowith to get west, as that would be too much like civilization, Farmer Briggs at the village reported this evening the loes of a small but valu- able ule, and he believes that the muls has joined the boys willingly or unwill- ingly. At tho school on the hill the boys san talk nothing but the story cf the three Indisn fighters, and it is feared that the wholo school will start west shortly. Even the girls are booming the exodus by doubting the bravery ot the stay-at- homes, The varents of those left are taking measures to prevent the loss of thelr oifspring. Land Excursion Rates, Kaxsas Ciry, Mo., November 2 » meeting of the representatives of all the lines of Kansas and Nebracka, held at the Coates house, in this city, yesterday, it was aecided to raise the land exocursion rates to Lincoln and Columbus, Neb., so as to muke them conform with rates to land excursion points in Kansas, The new rate will take effect January L. e ity Millio There are 50,000,000 of people in. this country and more are coming every day, Last yoar more than 700.000 bottles of Brown's Iron Bitters were sold and the demand is daily increasing. This shows the great popularity of this wondertul iron tovic, A popularity based on actual merit and complete succers in the treatment of debility, dyspepsia rhenmatism and Jiver troubles, ~Mr. H. H. Fleming, 731 N.12th Street, Fhila- delphia eays, I have ueed Brown’s Iron Bitters with tho happieat resulte, for toning the system and loss of appetite.” e His Private Car, Pittsbui g Chronicle-Telegraph. “‘Where did you say you were going?" aeked the justice of the indignant txamp who had been arrested for beggiog, ©Chicago. 1'm the proprietor of a veluable clixir for the reduction of feet,” replied the trave “You are » vagabond and a nuisance, but sooner than have you an ex the city Il furnish you with n firat-clans ticket to Chicago,” said the justice. on being told what was up, overtock lsa. bel's wife and her paramour. ‘They wheeled her about sud told her she had best go home, which she did on foot. They took the horse and bugey and went off, only pausing long enough to hang the woman’s companion to & tree. When the wretched husband saw the wifo ho had hoped o get rid of trawping home on foot and learned that the disin torested strangers had kept on with the he cried like a child, and 8o was the hors fortunes had never occurred to him cn one day during his whole life. As there s 0o other man in the neighborhood who in likely to elope with Mrs. Isabel, her husband laments the death of the man who was hung a8 much as his wife does. Taking it all in all, the affair is one of the saddeat of the season. e — * % % * Dolicate diseases of either sex, however induced, radically cured Address, World’s Depensary Medical Association, Buffalo. N, Y. e Effcet ot Tovacco, Texas Sifting +You smoke too much,” said W. B. Reynolds, of Austin, to Sam McLane, who is bald-headed. “Maybe so." “1f a bald-headed man stops smoking, he will have & full bead of hair in a short time,"” continued Reynolds. “1 can't believe it ““You, 1t is brue, for 1 knew a bald headed man who quit smoking, and iv \ess than & month he had as thick s heao f hairas 1 ever saw. +Do you mean to ssy that the hai grow sut all over his head?” “*No, of course not; but as roon as he stopped smoking he saved up mone) :nough to buy himee'f & wig, / et — Catarrh Fis & cousiiutional diserse. Hoyd's Sersaparilla is & constitutcnal samedy, It ouves catarch, “A what?" evied the tramp. ©A first-class railroad ticket, and for once in your life you can travel liko s gentleman,” explained tho justice, “Like a gentlemun " ¢xclaimed tho in- dignant trawp, in derision, “Fhat's all you know about the way gentlemen travel, is it} Do you over hear of us gentlemen of leisure: Mr. James Gor- don Benvett, Mr. Gould, Mr. Mackay, Mr. Vanderbilt and the rest of us, travel- \g in common passenger coaches, where we'ro liable to be brought into contact with the vulgar public] No, sir; not much We have our privase car, or we don’t travel, My Pullman pslace box is now ¢u tho siding down by the freight depot. The Codfish bali lightning xe press, Buzzard line, throngh feeight, feaves at 10 o'clock. I'll just have time w0 drink you honor's bealth and have my Pullman box attached to it, Tar el — Pl ! PILKS! PILES! A SURE CURE FOUND AT wvLAST! NO ONE NEXD SUFFER. A sure oure for Blind, Bieeding, Ttching and Ulcoratod Piles has been di-covered by Dr, Williams (su_Indisn Remedy,) called Dr, Willism's Indian Pile Ointment. A sivgle box has cured the werst chronic cases of 25 or 30 years standivg, No one need suffer five minutes after applying this wondorful sooth- {ng modicine, Lo&ons, Instrumezts and eloc- tuaries do more harm than good. ~ William’s {ndian Pile Ointment absorbs the tumcrs, al tays the intense itching, (particalarly at night \fter getting waym in bad,) acts as & poultice, sives instant rediof, sud is prepared only for Bilas itohing of the private parts, sud for nothine else. Koaa what the Ton. J. M. Ooffinbery, of Jlevelsnd, says about Dz, Williaw’s Tndian Pile Oointment: ‘I have used scores of Pile Cures, and it affords me pleasure to say that 1 have never found anyihing which gave such mmediate snd permanent relief as Dr. Wil iam’s Indian Ointment, For sale by all drug. ists and mailed on receipt of price, 50c aud 1, Sold st retall by Kuhn & Co. C. F. GoonMax, ‘Wholesale Agent. e — BavkdStatement. New York, Novewber 29. hank statement shows: Keserve Give It #)32,021,000 The banks now hold $42,267,000 I excess of legal requirements, | EV&IS%s § DT T (] A Positiva Wricen Goarantee ) MARRIAGE GUID > The romarkable growth of Omaha during tho last few yoars la a watter of groat astonishment to those who pay an oceaaional vielt to thia growing olty. The dovelopment of the Stock Yards—the necessity of the Belt Nine Road—the finely paved strecta—the hundreds of new recidences and costly businosa blocks, with the population of our city more than doubled in the last five years, All this is o great surprise to visitors and is the admiration of onr citizons. This rapié growth, the business activity, and the many substantlal lmprovements made a livaly demmand for Omaha real estatt, and overy investor bas made a handsome profit, e Since the Wall Street panto last May,. LI EA N '{f,‘,&)x?) with the subsoquent ery of hard times, 3 kotal tatormatsou. tree® | | there has been less domaud from specula- al tors, but » falr demand from investors N uefik'ug d)mmeu. This latter class are § g taking advantage of low prices ln build- Science of Life @nly.$1 00 BY MAIL POSTPAID. LONLYTRUB 4 o £ Wil p tate th purlly the BLOOD,rogme e LIVER 01 KIDNEYS. u/ufi'xl b Ity tihe 01 ing materlal and are securing their homes at much less cost than will be poesiblo » year henco, 8pezcnlators, too can buy real oety 3 choaper now and ought to take advant o of present pricos for future: prof I'ne mext few years prominen grester d volopments in Omaba than the paet \v years, which have Leen s good os wo could reasonably desire. Now man- ufacturing establithments and largo job- bing houses sro adced almost weekly, and: oll add to the prosperity of Omaha. There aro many in Omaba and throngn- but the State, who bsve their money o the banks drawing a nominal rate of In- terest, which, if jadiciously Invested im: Omaha real estats, would bring them much greater returza. We have mavy. bargalns which we sre confident will bring the purchaser large profita in the HOW THYSELF. A GREAT MEDIOAL WOKK ON MARHOOD! Exhausted Vitallty, Nervous and Physical Debillty Premature Decline fn Man, Frrors of Youth, and the antold miseries resuiting from indiscretfons or ex cossce. A book for evory man, young, middle aged and old. It contains 125 prescriptions for all acut and chronlo discases each one of which Is luvatuablo. So found by the Author, whose experience for 17 yoara is fuch 58 probably never bofore foil to tho lot of any phnsician. 800 pages, bound in besatifol French muslin ompossed covors, tull, gilt guaranteed f; o boa fineriork o every sonio,—machaacal, lit near future. orary and professlor al,—than any othor work aoldin = : this country for §2.60, or the monoy will be refanded ‘We have for sale the finest resi- In every Instance, Price only 81.00 by mall, posh paid. iuu.&ndu;:mm,:e b conta. Bend now,, Gold ~ — biodal awsrded tho suthor by the National Medloal > i Assoclation, to the officers of which he refors. dence property in the north and Tho Solence of Life should be read by the young | GO Sy o instructlon, and by the afiictod for rellet. 1t wil beneflt all.—Loudon Laucet. There Is no member of seclety 8o whom The 8ol ence of Lifo will not be usetul, whether yoush, par ent, guardian, Instructor or clergyman, —Argonsut. Address the Peabody Medical Tnsditute, or Dr. W I, Parker, No. 4 iulfinch Streot, Roston, Mua., who may ho consulted on all diseassd requiring sieill and axporlonce. Cnronio and obstinatodiseases tiat have western p rts of the city. North we have fine lots at reason- able pnce;on bfl{omxan avenue,) 7th, 18th, 19th and 20th streets. bafled the akll of" all other phyw LAY clane » gpeclalt; 11 ated guccess full A 7 = fi&l{mgd’ st of hare. THHY 5| West on Farnam. Davenport, wom-&w —— Cuming, uxrzi—z;ll vthe ieadiug streeis in that direction. The grading of Fa;;mm, Califor- * OMAHA MEDICAL AND SURGICAL DISPENSARY nia and Davenport streets has made accessible some of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city, and with the huilc{mg of the street car line out Farnam, the pro perty in the western part of the ci!.y. will mncrease in value. We also have the agency for the CROUNNE'S BLOEK, 16th and Capitol Avenue, treats sll cases Crip ‘pled or Dotormed, also dlseason of th. Nervous System, Blood, and Urinary Organs All aases of Curvature of the Spine, Crooked Fect Syndicate and Stock Yards proper- ty in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company and The weekly Loge and Arwe, Discoscs of' the Hip and | the railroads i sertal Ko Toluta Alro Chronie affections ofthe Liver roads will certuinly double Rheumatism, Pa yals, Pilos, Ulcers, aro ail treatod by Sessful methiods. Al disonsos of tno Blood and Urin- sty Organs, Including those resulting from. ioc lacre: H0n. or exposuro, are ately and succosetvily treated and & cure guaranteed. Young men, miadle aged, wfloring from Weakness sud Nervoue A snatigostion, Palyitaion of the ' Discancss, Loaw of emory, Lack of Encruy an. bition, can bo restored o heaith and yigor, it ceso i nob oo lung megiected Tho Surgeon in charge in o greduate of Jiffer- Jon Medical Colloge 1865) axid bos studied his protession in London, Parls and Berlin. 3 afiiicted %Xl or write full description of your case, and medi- Jne mny he sent you. Consultation fare. Ad drep Omahs Dispensery, Crounse’s Block, Omahs, Neb. Office hours 10-13 & m.,1-8 and 7-§p. m Sundays. 108 m w9.5ond for troatise efther on wale disease or detormities the price in ashort time ma and Brouohit We also have some fine business lots and some elegant inside resi- | dences for sale, Parties wishing toinvest will find s01me good ln‘n} w1y by callimg on u edinrd, Soner & D REAL ESTAT Imported N BOTTLE Kriangnry.eee Culmoacher, . » Pilsner. . Kaiser. Beer - Bavans .....Bavans Bohemian .Bramen Boat'B. o ¢+ . comememmet .Milwaukes 3chlitz-P1ls06r —— Milwaukee BROKERS. Krug's Ak .Omaha Ale, Porter, D;v.m.shc and Rhine 213 Eoutk Léth SHu Wine. ¥D, MAURER 1213 Karnam St. 3 i Bet veen ¥arnham aul Bowglas - 2 2 1) (\\ q [ \, P. 8.—We usk shose wko have D J \ )‘ property for sale &b a bargain to give L —/ L= us a call- We want only bargains. A and 8kin Discase and Skin Disare | We will positivesy not bandle prop- G | erty ek wore than ite real value An interesting on Bl il bo maibed ) ne Arues L0 Lo SW Co.- Drawer . Al VNOERBILE'S MILLONS. Could not buy from me what Switty Speciflo has done forme 1t oured we of Berofula in it wort {orm, attor | had suff recs with 1t fifieen 'oog years and had tried all the remedies, uly to br &k down Wy health and make v o slmost he'plees. M. Eizansss BARKR, Acworth, Ga., July 16, 1654 INOCULATED POISON. X ¥ Bome elght years sgo 1 became the victin of afear: ful Blood Poison, comipunicated by & nurse to wy {1fant, and thence through the brosst and suftored {or six long yesrs. The Mercurs and Potash trsat- mont seenyd to drive the yoison furthor nke my {ystem oaly to break out in worse firm on other hreo months ago 1 began d 16 bas oured we -undl portiona of my by taking Switt's Bpecific and will It is tho greatest bleseing wiveh has to maudled in j sars. Mea T, W e,