Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 23, 1884, Page 2

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Ah, yos, of course, it must have boer And yet the same yon seem, And for a moment o'l those years Fled from me like a dream Then what your mother would not giy The old man’s privilege—a kies Just for your mother's sake, —— A Teligram, She catches at the telegran), Conjecture racks her brain, Sho knows her husband has been killed, On some outgoing train, Her fingers shake, her breath comes fast, adful it mus: be’ y scowl she reads the line, “T'll bring a friend to te — FOit THE LADIES, Silk gloves are more worn than cither plain or undressed kid, Fastidious women declarc that lace is be coming too popular. The Mother Hubbard bathing suit able for slight figures only, The baby waiet is worn by nine-tenths of o young ladies at Saratoga this summer, The Marie Antoinette fichu of lace or mus- lin, elaborately frilled with lace, is revived. Bonnot strings are very wide and short, forming a large bow with short ends under the chin, Gray gloves will e whethor of silk, lisle thread, dressed kid Kansas can speak eight langiagos. romark that she's v widow. Some of the new mourning honnets B %o small that only the smalless kind of grief can have any show on them. Mourning attire is made of lighter materi ls than those formerly worn, and is less heavily trimmed with crape. A Kingston girl jumped twelve feet in her sleep recently, She probably dreamed that 806 one was prop: sing to her, 1f 1t takes an American Senator six_ years to earn as much moncy as a first rate Europe- an tenor singer demands for a month, Gloves for evening wear get lopger and longer: they cover the lower part of the arm entirely, and are r.lled just at the elbow, “The oldest inhabitant is usually a man says an exchange, Dut it needn't be so if women would only stand up to their ages. A Dakota woman has kilied one saloon- Kkeeper and closed up the shop of another with her tevolver, Her husband 1s getting very dry. Large Japan pins are put across the velvet bows which adorn many hats, and_masses of flowers, with brilliant insects swaying above, are the favorite garments. ement in & contemporary reads A gitl to cook,” This g ve suspicion tha yet played out in this country. It is now said that the invention of the Mother Hubbard dress was tho result purely f an accident. It has been remarked that a cessim of terrible accidents has occurred of late 0. The fashionable woman of the period now dresses in almost as plain and simple stylo upon the street as does the man, None old-fashioned women wear tluttering §; lows upon the promenade. Wowonld not strike a woman under any ireumstances, but we must acknowledge that when we sec o girl wearing one of those he rible garments known as “Mother Hubbard wo feel inclined to give her a belt. A handsome toilette set for a sum.mer room in made of the new “‘manilla” colored satin sheeting, combined with robin's egg blue, with trills of dotted muslin, A design of L HONEY ie suit. very fashionable, dressed or un* v bonsts of having a woman who 1t is necdless to Jy #8-m&e-ry 802 Madison 8t., Chicago, TIl. OURABY thrives on Horlick's Food," writo hundreds of rateful_mothers. Mothers' milk containw no #tarch, HORLICKS' FOOD FOR INFANTS (freo quires no cooking. The best {00d in S, The best diet for Tiook on the treatmentof cl leve {10 be superior to anythi nt | ¥ mai on re HORLIC )% FOOD CD., Rucine, Wis. &5 Use Ho f we's DBY E2Ti40% OF MALT 8 HAMBURG-AMERICAN Faclzot Company. DIRECT LINE FOR ENGLAND, FRANCE AND a Th fron, in water-tight compartment. e with every roquisito to make 't pamsage both safo and agreeable. They carry tho United Statos o Now Yorks Thurs- ymouth (LONDON) Chor- bourg, (PARIS) and HAMBUMG, Rates: First Cabin, 855, 866 snd §75. Steerage, Heory Pundt, Mark Hansen, ¥ .E. Moores, M. Toft, agentain Omah ey & Schoentgen, agents in Couccil Blufls, 'C. B: RICHARD & CO. Agts., 81 Browdway, N, Y. Westean Agonts, 107 RED STAR LINE Belgian Boyal and U.S, Mail Steamers BAILING EVERY SATURDAY, BETWEEN KEW YORK AND ANTWERP T'he Rhine, Germany, Italy, Holland and France P T e AT Round Trip, $90.00; Excursion, §100; Saloen trom $60 % $00; Excursion 110 to ¥160. fi?fl;‘l Wright & Sons, Gen, Agents, 66 Broad. butter-flies is worked in etching silk, A fashion note says the latest Paris hat is callod *‘Henry the second on a jourey,” and that it resembles a flour pot upside” down, The hatters tried to get out a style, “The prince of Wales after a frolic,” but it looked too much like s demijohn all broken up, The official list just published in Paris of women who are decorated with the Legion of Honor, puts Rosa Bonheur at tho head, and with her is Lady Pigott, who received the S in which there was no puff whatever. Ttis exchanged for desp hollow p falling traight from the waist, In most cases the bodice is cut. princess fashion at the back and prolonged into three pleats down to within Abotit two or thres inches from the edge of the nderskirt, Sometimes, however, the bodice i made apart, and comes down into a polnt or mall asque over the pleated skirt, The ab- gonca of a puff, however, by no means in- Tiides that of the tournure L The Wail of a Broken Heort, “ Only & woman's heart, Changel as death, Only the bitter smart Of love bereft, All that ix left to me 1« bitter mockery, Which will ever ¢l While lifo is loft, 1% to me W it appear to you, The part you played In & wretched woman's life? Are you not afraid That the woo and bitter pain Planted in another's heart May not return agai Aud leave within your own A lifelong imart? Oh, T hope yon ne'er may know Thi depth of bitter we That you have planted In this aching breast: May lifestill bo to you Happily blest 1f the earnost wish of one, nin “‘East Lynne", meo and Juliet.” Made,” is a new it is not. Every young z it for the past two centu will star next seas * Adrienne” and * My M id; by Tho Kiralfgs are sti iming through their press agent, Mr. T that they will have one hundred and - eighty-four people in the hallet achel Dooth will play the leading s brotte part in ‘‘Lynwood,” at the Union Squara theatre. 8ho was offered a siilar part in **Caprice,” but declined, Lizzie Hudson joins Magzie Mitchell, 1l ba remembered as playing the part in “The Lights o’ London" th two weasons, She will wed Walt licr early in the winter, “The Little Duke'holds sway at the Casino, where its pretty melodies and tasteful setting have made Lecocq's ngrecable hittle work one of the most ;popular operettas in the re- pertory, Mr. O H I, the manager of Haverly's Theatre in Chicago, has the best in of attr: McConnell i Iyn Theatre, Haverly's Minstrels, after the sndden tormi- nation of theie engagement at Durry Lane theater, are to go to Birmingham, where they anticipate a_greater success tl they have achioved in London, The Kiralfys have engag looking young Englishwomen, who will apy in this country, beginning in stions of any theatra in the west. 5o the manager of the Brook- Who, though of hope bereft, Still ean wish to Of all the joys of jife The purest and hest, [New York Sun. e PPERMINT DROPS, A rolling-pin gathers no remorse, Nover look a gift poom in tho fect. The breath of scandal is often mixed with A despondent person ought never to vat bluefish. Two heads arc better than one, particularly in a barrel, The high school girl never bangs her hair, She “arranges her capillatures,” Young Jeuks says he likes summer, because he can have a fly timo with the girls, The man who spells this month “Orgust” for the sake of the oyster violates only the letter of the law, A Chicago poet carols: “In for many a year a bottle lay. cause it was empty. There is one mitigation to our grief. _The girls can’t wear a jersoy and a Mother Hub- bard at the same time. A microscopist has discovered that the brick walls of our houses are fairly alive with infu- saria, Have they ears? A man without any bones is now being ex hibited through New Jersey, He is probably a retired baschall umpire, Astheticism is nothing new to the gont. From the earliest history e is known to have been just so awfully ali butt, An exchange wants to know what is the best way to mark animals, Well, & shotgun is the most effective for cats, The girl who wants to refusc a man_gently can quietly mtorm him that she will Decoms his bride when Ben, Butler is clected presi dent, cabin-locker That's be- A colored barber in Tdaho hus color line; he refuses to sh: drawn the idians, 1 differs from the average post-trader in this respect, 1 s carry dynamito in_then back hair. 1t must be borne in mind, however, that the hair of Russion girls is not liable to fall off ut any moment, The bithop of Gloucester, England, has given great scandal to many good churchmen by sppearing at a recent cricket match at Lord’s with a cigaz in his mouth, It mightnee be a bad thing in_the baggage smaskier's opinion if some of the big Saratoga trunks that haye Leen wafted to the watering places were struck by lightning. very young woman should have a chance to write o letter of ptance, or, what is better accept oral; Every young man should be a candidate we way also add, It is a fortunate thing that during the r ent earthquake the earth did not open any: where. Ifit had it might have swallowed a green apple, and then how fearfully it would nave squirmed, “What, Governor St. John has a scandal, toe “‘Well, he waas discovered in the arms of a woman,” “Is that ‘nmth When? *Oh, a good many years ago,” “Who was the woman?” *‘His mother,” ‘The discoverer of the north pole will be o remarkable ) He must not only know how to lift how to Iift himself up by his boc decoration in 1872, with fourteen more women, half of whom belong to religious orders, A Paris fashion writer says: Trans porent bonnets are (most a la mode. They come in black chenille, in stra 1d" and many varietics, interploating so far apart the the hair is plainly visible through. The hon- nets trimmed with a mixed bouquet will ac- cord with almost any dress, Lubouch re, in London Truth sys the Queen has made & new will. Sho has plenty of money to give away, P'rinco Albort loft at least $3,000,000, A misor numed Neald bo- queathed o her mujesty 2,600,000, and all her life sho has boon kaving he greater pact of hor annual income. Mme. Blavatsk clever woman, | undoubtedly Laboucherc . who in an 8 about sixty, wnys: *No ot seems to know how old she roully is. Sho is supposed to kuow more abou’ oceultism thm any eno elso, Sho gets ut of her body, T beliove. 1 she would only teach some of us how to do in hot weather, somo of us would.be grateful,” Tho London World says of the season now closivg that “men have been more diflicult than ever tosecuie wherever dancing has been aunounced. Such straits have o wivers of dances boen but that they have com® misaioned persons who used not to be tolerat- --il in mociety to procurs young iien for them,” Miss Grundy, at Newport: One pretty girl attracted my attention, nrt only by her sunny smiles und fustrous hair, but by the curious conception of her dress. A muss of red cur rants formed a sort of flounce over palest pink, and anogher dress, where the most delicate yellow and pink priw were scattered over background of light blue, was specially at- tractive, 1t may bo interesting to ladics who are loath to give up the presty colored hosiery so long worn to learn that the dyes may be robbed of thelr poisonous properties by dipping the arti- i Caldwell, Hamilton & Co., Omaha. man & Co., 206 N, 10th Btroot, Omakia; oll, OmaliaAzanta. Imported Beer /X BOTTLES, Krlanger,.... +++ Bavaria, Culmbacher, v svevs o4 Pilsner ++ 00 Bohemian, Kaiser . «+.Bremen. E. Flod E Kim od-1y T DOMESTIC, Budweiser....... + ++8t, Louis, Anhauser. .« «.cueeeecssueneee.. . St. Liouiis, BOBE S« ¢ ¢ 1 cermornsnne Milwaukee, Schlitz-Pilsner.. + Milwaukee. Krug's sesssesssses.Omaha Ale, Porter, Domestic and Rhine Wine. ED. MAURER 1218 Karnam St, RURAL NEBRASKA ! The Leading Agricultural and Live Btock Jimsnal of the West. 20 Pages { »semmmnn sz 180 Golgmns H. 8. SMITH & CO., X BORS AND PUBLISHERS. . W, FUENAS, Blete Board OO ctitars, Adecciate Edor. BUBSCRIPTION [PRICE, $1.00 per year in advance. SAGENTS WANTED &7 and 108 £, 14th Slree', « - OMAHA, NEF Loman o clex in a bath of rubber dissolved in naphtha or some other roagent, Subsequent oy ration covers each fibre with u thin film of rubber, and so proyents the transfer of the Coloring materal (rom the goods €0 the skin, Thero s protty Eoglish girl at. Nowport who adopts the somewhat novel, albeit con: spicuous, way of displaying her uationality by improvisivg British flag ioto the frovt breadth of a rather artistically draped gown, The bodico is of dark blue, with a rolliog col: Iar, which displays o waistoat of blue and red striped material; but the waist fs worn a heavy silk army sash, which is tied In loose knots at the side, . A lovely Newvort costume is of nu ing in the most delicate of the new sk gray. The entire front breadth is embroid. ered with morning glorics, the leaves being of palest green and the blossoms pink and white, The overdress is a polonalse of the gray lined throughout with pale pink, and a gray straw capote worn with this dress bas a cluster of white morning glories on one side, Two set of strings of very narrow pink and white ri Lons, and » gray perasol lined with pink is embroidered to match. Tu bodices the great change 1s they are now to be quite high or quite low, For “dinner or evening parties the low dress, bridling the shoulders, is worn with the Marie Antoinette fichu of tulle lace or muslin trimmed with embroidery or | For demi-toilet, the bod- ice has o plastron of lace, gauze or embroid ered tulle, under which the material of the dress may e cut low, but the plastron iteelf is high to the neck and finished with a thick ruche. As for out-of-door dressos, they ura all made very high, with narrow turged up collar round the neck, Fushions are about to undergo a great change; the draped puff is golvg to' disappear; the manifold draperies which have formed part and parcel of all costumes for the list six “r sevan years, are to ba done away with, We lusve alrcady socu s cerbain pumber of tollets straps, but be able to subsist on them for a month of Sundays, “'There is a virible falling off amung my beaux,” remarked the heartless Burlington girl as sho stationed hornolf where she could #eo the loose plank, which her father had fixed, dump them onie by one off the front steps, A story comes from Boston of u large wo. man handsomely dressed, with plenty of jow- elty, who recently entercd o horee car whero every keat was occupied. No one moved till at lengthan elderly gentleman slowly arose an i offered her his seat. She took it deliber- ately with an air and said “You are a gen- tleman—a perfoct gentloman; the rest is hegs! “Yea, ' said the doctor, “you must propare yourself for the worst, days. You had better once,” You e, make inot live many your will at “Make my will?” gasped the sick lawyer. "y roplied the doctor gently; ‘it wonld bo well Tthink.” ““No,” the legal man smd, shaking his head, I will never muke a will, My family nceds what little property 1 ha Rot. A correspondent writing from the shite district to a Pittsburg paper sy wunterrified summer boarder has invaded Dridge, and plays sad havoe with its ana traditions. Within the w racket dancad in Jonatha room, and seen several ‘jack pots’ opened on the very table on which he wrote his wonder- ful moral essays, and on which at this later date I am writing this lotter Alico 1 wonder if bicycling develops the calves, Edie? Fdith T am sure I don't know, L should think it ought to, Do you moan to ask your father to buy you a bi yele Ob, To; but I noticed when all the Chicago bicyclists rode past the house how terribly small their legs were, Edich—Why, how queer? I moticed it too. Alice—Yey; T'd rather pad than—that is,if I wore knee-breec! —Tmean, if I were a man. A belle at Long Branch went to the beach to take bath the ether day, and after enter- ing a bachiag bouth kapt her malo escort waii- ing half an hour. *'Tt was too provokivg for nything,” sho explained, whon she reappeared, T dropped 1y new bathiog suit ¢ aud have been all this time fishing it up with a piece of strivg aud a bair pin.” Ui her escort, looking st her c;l(ln;ul 'y, »u sure that you rescued all of it?" ————— The Rick Rack, Detroit Froo Vress, Oh the gir) with the rick-rack dress, With wany « smile and a swirk, She flashes out in the social rout, Arrayed o her haudiwork. All winter she ricked and racked; Does her toil repay her! Ob yes; For now shoe declares that everyone stares At the girl in the nck-rack dress, — AND DRAMATIC, MUSICAL Much s sho deserves it Patti will hardly get her divorce, “Ouida" (Mlle, be la Rameo) risos at in the worning for her writing. Tho new song 1 am Nobody's Darling.” was not written by Dr. Mary Walker, This is relinble, Amarica is not alone in_gpes The Grand Opera house of Pa last season, Sarah Bernhardt did the sleep-walking scene in “‘Macbeth" in digitated flesh.colored hose to simulate bare foet, “Called Back” will recelve its first repre. sentation in this country on Monday eveniug, Sept. 1, at the Fifth Avenue Theater Maud Bagke, davg tic elephants, lost 60,600 e of Gon N, D, three yous 8, under the title of the Kiralfy Brother ish Burlesque Company, Miss Emma Abbott will begin her season Sep. 8 at Touisville, Ky. The estimabl young lndy promises to produce *‘Lakme” and *“‘Semiramide” noxt winter, in addition to the works in which she has hitherto figured. Mr. John T. Raymond will begin his son at Hamilton, Ontario, Sept, 1. His pertory will comprise Mr. Lloyd’s *For Con- gress,” Messrs, Joasop and Gill's *In DPara- dise,” and tho familiar “Gilded Ags.” As heretofore annonnced, Mlle, Marie Aimee will make her first essay in English comedy in “Mam'zelle,” a pieca written for her by Messra, Jessop and Gill. - Ajmes is ex pected to arrive here about Sept. Mr. C. 1), Hess lately made a proposition to Mr William Carléton to combine their companics for a New York engagement. Me, Carleton declined the offer, saying that he preferrad in every way to paddle his own ca noo in Now York and elecwhero, Next to Mme, Luca, the most popular cam- tatrice in Vienoa is Mime, Bianchi, who is the ideal of operagoers in the Austrian capital Mune, Bladchi has just siened an engagement to visit the United States next year, and will make her;American debut in Now York, An original burletta entitled “Ths Little Primrose” will be produced during the_cnsu- ing, scason in the prin cities by Mr. J. mmerman. The plot of this morsel deals withan unclaimed estate, and the hero isa oung Boston lawyer, who' finds the rightful eirs, The scene is laid in Virginia. Mr. Henry Trving, accompanied by Miss Ellen Terry and a company for Montreal on Septemaer line. The English tragedian will not bring with him the sume enormous amount of im- sediments that he did on the occasion of his ast visit, He will transpors but little if any scenery, Miss Clara Louise Kelloge, who has been abroad during the lust ten wecks, was one of the grat passengers that hastened down the inclina f the gangway connecting the nship Germanic with terra firma on Sat- urday. The prima doonna was attired in a ht-fitting Parisian traveling suit, and a jaunty hat, enlivened by lago bunch of rad ud yellow feathers, overshadowed her face, She prosented o delightful picturo ot good health and good spirits, “The Seven Ravens, ward, under the di whom Messre. Poole the difficuls task of “Black Crook.” fifty, will sail 8 by the Allan will be brought for- of Herr Conried, to Gilmore have assigned g the glories of the 1t is understood that Herr Conried fe confident of “The Seven RRavens,” is a German fairy tale, and its story is not ideutical with that of the Messrs. Kiralfy's spectacle, That charming artist, Mile Theodora de ( , will lead the dan- ces on the stage which Qe Bonfanti and San- galli were hhe cynosures of all eyes, especial- ly of the eyes of the clderly gentiomen in the front seats, Mlle Gillert wiil have the as- sistance of Nina Conti and other skilled dancers, The dramatic company includes Mr. Gustavus Levick and J. W. Pigott, Pau- line Hall, and Ruby Quenton, o — The Two Candidates, ames G, Blaine Neer carried a cane’' Nor parted bia bair i themid e e lives down in Maine, So bit him again Cry the dudes, “and his fame we will riddle, “But Cleveland'’s a man That cvery dude can Support clear down int He's fat and he's fa hades, And is very gallant with the ladies.” —{Philadelphia Call, o —— IMPIELL The teacher of a Chelsea Sunday echool re. sently asked her pupils the following question, expecting “sin” for an answer: “What, children, cai the most trouble and misery in the worl Fora time no_oue answered; but finally a small, bright-looking Toyheld up his hand and gravely suid: * Skeeters, darn ‘e A physician in Syracuse says that ho is the second Christ, When he was thirty years of age he cluims to have received divine man Jestatic When he reaches forty-six yc he wil be translated to heaven, whence ho will return infitty days to found a kingdom where all will be love, ~ He is indorsed by a Methodist clergyman of Syracuse. But all this hus not prevented him from elopivg with another man's wife, lantation Philosophy — Disheleabin’ in G ain't 1o o' ligh eddycation, Do mo senmo or dog hab got, do mo’ you can teach him. Do bringin back o' er olo sorcow hu'ts wus den s new grief, Do tarin’ open o'er ol scars hu'ts wus den er fresh cur. 1t takes cc wisa man ter know when he has said u wise thing Do fool doan’ know a good thing when he has said it 1t ‘pears like & mean man ken ke @ better livin' on er po’ placs den er good man ken, De weed witl grow whar de co'nwon't hardly sprout, For downright, upright, old fashioned, iron clad piety your New Jersey breed of - meeting shouters claim the head of the li They believe that ic u taken ‘'as & meor pastime,” is & device of the devil, and in their city of 10,00) campers in Pitman ve they have pasted a law that it shall not be sold to people for recreation purposes. A great lot of the frozen deviltry was smuggled into the place s few days ago, and the restavrant ke ers evaded the law and eased tneir scruples by selling 5 cents worth of cakes for 15 cents and “‘throwin’ in"a dish of cream, Cream without the cakes nobody could get. A hallelujah banquet recently held in Nor- wich by the salvation army was followed by an all night of prayer, A lady who in her excitement declared that plumes and finery were & barrier to the full enjoyment of fanct fication, w0 affected many of the well- dressed persons that they took their expen- +ively trimmed bonnets from their heads and tore from them tha ostrich plumes, the at- tractive flowers and the rouches and threw them to Major Moore, who crumbled the costly finery fu his hand and threw itupon the floor, until there was a pilo sutficient to fill & half bushel basket, representicg many dollars in value, About the 1st of July a Chicago fruit buyer went over to St Joseph, on the Michigan shore, to view the peach P prospects, and he fonnd one orchard owner who was feeling 80 very blue that he said to him: *Now, then, I'll give you a check for nd dollars for our fruit as it +tand 0,1 couldn’t do t," replied the grower, after some hesitation: ‘it would seem to be doubting the Lord.” Two weeks after that, when the prospects were still poorer, he appeared in Chicago, and said b guessed ‘he would take the thousand dollars. “*But it will ha doubting the Lord,” observed the buyer, **Yes, it probably will, but I've concluded to doubt Him on peaches: id make up for it by hanging on to taters and cabbage.” S— CONNUBIALITIES, A girl has only to give assent to get mar- ried, but it costs her dollars to get divorce. 1 3An excha usrerts that o bride of sixty- 1¢ cutly sang on her way Lo the altar. Tt was probably the “lay of the an cient marryin' her,” A% an encouragment to matrimony New Jersey has placed the price of a marriage license at_twelva cents, But Pennsylvania and New York beat that by not reqiiring a iconse. 1t Iy a sonsible girl, who, when a wer w pops the question, wants to o ans. wering if ha gave his discased wifa a new bon net every spring, [ Philadelphia Herald, It is sald the cong, “I'm weary to-night love, without thee," was composed by & man " n wife had to take care of the tha child) went to the theatre with r dolly’ dressmakers at Holyoka. Tlh's is the the right but perhaps n they aro married i itterly impossible to induce them to gew a button on, Girla, when you marry, be sure to wed a big strong, healthy an. While in nine cases out of ten he won't bring up coal, he'll coma in handy in the fall to &it on a bible filled with autumn leaves to Miss Anna _Go 1win, Goodwin, the New_York journ ried recently to M. de Castr ambaesador. Miss Goodwin is the first erican girl to marry a Turk, Happiness and unhappiness are merely re- Iativo states, after all. 'Tho kitchen girl fecl awfully cut up on being snubbed by the sales lady; but her sorrow is immediately turned to joy upon seeing the saleslady snubbed in turn by the daughter of the retired saloon keeper. [Boston Transeript, Arnold W . an cccontric justice the peace at > roy, Berrien county, Mich- igan, has tha following printed on his business cards: “Marringa ceremonies performed all hours of the any or night, Especial atten- tion given to the claims of soldiers who wera frightened or discouraged during the war. Offica houra from 1 o'clock in the morning to midnight, standard time, Am- Pierc Young Rhinelander, of New York, whom his relatives seek to immure in a lunatic v lum, because he n rd & servant girl, is making a good fight for liberty, His perilons position is ample warrant for the assertions he is said to have made regarding the vast power wielded by his family —assertions which the family’s counsel have adduced as evidenc of insanity, e Fan on Poor Poll, No wonder the Indian scalped him, The rascal deserved all ho got, For, entering the Indian’s wigwam, Ho shot off a pun, which was not Strictly right. Ior he spicd there a parrot, And pointing up to it, ssid he: *There is what I have longed for a sight of, The famed Inciun Poll, 1 see.” —[Somerville Journal, —— Yraathos there o man with a lovel head Who never to himself hath said, ““There’s triekery in politics:” But afterwards with ait elate, When he becomes a candidate, For him "twill be a frigid day Unless hio scoops what comes his way, And shifth the tune to chants this lay: “*"Tis politics to take the tricks. York Journal. The boarding house for London, receives boarder of about 35 conts a week, One of the most solid, imperishable things of the railway system of this country is the debt of the V A little added to th ical Gardens, ats at Batterson, a% the uniform rate ing gazelle is to be actions of the Central Park /wologi w York. he large, prominent cyes of the brilliant dragon-fhes or devil’s darning'needles are e furnished with 28,000 polished lenses Potrified hailstones, two pounds in woight, a the latest eccentricitics of Georgia life. They are not quite as exciting as electri girls, but they are death to dudes., J. W. Lamotte and James M. “Johnson are two printers who, the Savannah News boasts, havo served forty-eichtlnd forty-nine years at the case, and are still hale and hearty. London papers report a great fall in the price wild beasts. Tigers which a short time ago would cost you 81000 ¢an now be had for 2100, In theso cheap times even a poor man has a chance to luxuriate. A dead black engle, measuring ten feot, three inches from tip to tip of wings, and soven inchos inlength of claw was found floating in the Merrimack river, near Garvins Falls, N. H., the other day. Among the exhibits that will hs sent to”the New Orleans exhibit from Choctow county, Alabama, is » hewed stick of pine cighty feet lone, 42 inches square in the middle, aud con- taining 11,750 feet, board measure, South of Long Tsland, six fathoms beneath the Atlantic are the remains of a vast marsh. In very clear water roots of great trees can be seen from a boat and in stormy weather masses of decayed wood and peat are thrown upon the shore, The natives of Stoneington, Conn., assert that it has not rained there on the 10th of August for 101 years. That is the day they celobrate, and the weather record, they say, has been accurately kept in the borough ever since the first anniversary of the battle of Stonington. ur Honor, T can’t support my wife,” 1Joseph Vogel, in the Essex market e conrt, when his wife Annie Maria Vo gel sued him for mainten: “Tean’t sup- Fort her;I'm to poor; I always was poor. Why Judge, when we were married that won had to pay the dominie’s because I was too poor to pay it myself.’ — Done With a Dime, My soft-shell erab is soft and sweet sh is my hard-shell cla My chops are not to tough e Seetions of My dinner's prompt as is the s Served pipivg ot on tin And would you know how this is done? It is my little dime. It is my little dime, my pretty little dime, That indaces any waiter Tomy humble wants to cater, Every time, Each morn with napery white and fair My breakfast board is set, And cresses fine as maiden’s hair Guarnish my omelotte Rich aro my strawberries and cr Tender and crisp my roll My coffee is a lucious dresm That elovates my soul, Tuall the noisy lunchroom, Be.t is this place of mine; No strangers chop with alien fumo Tusults my nostrels here, But on the window seated near, 1 put my salad down And brook-trout, when they're not too dear, A crisp aud dainty brown. T would not think of motives base 1 Inhim who gives his soul To serving me with thoughful grace, From soup to finger-bowl, But ¢'en as now 1 sit aud dreem, This gracious dinner-time— 1t does, there's no denying, scsm o be my little dime. It is my little dime, my pretty little dime, ‘IYhm, induces any waiter To my humble wants to cater, ery time. [P, O'Hara, in Puck on Wheels, e — RELIGIOUS, Moody; tho evangelist, hes been engaged by the Youog Men's Christian asso- ciaton, of St. Lous, Mo., to preach there this fall, | IMr. Burdotte-Coutts, the husband of the octogenarian millionaire, has recently attrac- ted great attention by his attendance at the popular_senn ns of distinguished divines, An address to Pope , signed by the mayor of Des Moines and prominent profes sional and business men, has been forwarded to Rome, 1t expressos j y and thanks toward the holy see for having ‘appointed the Rt Rev. Henry Cosgrove as bishop of the see of Davenport The ofticial prayers of the French legislat ure have been abolished, Those who were in- strumental in the action hold that it merely signifies that the state has no religion, but the church maintains that it is o formal repudia. tion of the Deity, De Casvagnacsays he does not peay for the republic, because ho does not wikh that form of government to last; which is a very good example in the belief of the effi cy of prayer. § 11990 IN CASH GIVEN AWAY ¥o. 4102 | gall Durham Sn k"-l'\]w:‘:\n“! 2150 | st PREMUM. $5,000 w350 [ 2d " $2,000 300 (3¢ ¢ H275 ’ m a8 hero fhown. LS50 | Tho 3 premivims wil bo_awarded R225 | Docomber 2, 1834, 1st Premium K2 | Foos toth 8175 a tnumbe four emyty 15, 2dwill 150 | v ive 1 for th v~r“¥hr'\-:t:lm ; 100 | 1) fh"fwiih T Wittt o B0 | B must bo don BOGO | packaze, with name o 830 Blnckwell's Durnm Tob Couy DU, N.C. ¥ k R20 810 '” Proposals for District Paving Bonds, Ciry TREASURER S OFFICE, ) Omaba, Neb., Au 20th, 1884, § Soaled proposals will be received at this office un- til August 80th, 1584, at 12 noon, for the purchase 91,000 of District Paving Bonds of the City of Oma ha * Said bonds are da iber 1at, 183 and will bo due in one, aud four ye date, an equal amount due s1ms of one thousand doll . est from their date at the raf P tum per annum, payatle annually. The principal and inter- ost o nn‘-m payable at the office of Kountze Bros. 1n Now York. aid bonds are issued under the charter power of will be deliveredto purchascre, on pay- ment therefor at the Clty Treasury ymaha, on 8(] mber 1st, 1854, Bids will be addressod to the undersigned and marked “Proposals for District Paving Bonas,” and e the full u A address of the bidder, i red (an_equal amount , two, threeand four years) and the price proposed to be pal The right is reser v weni hia pictu i d to reject any and all bids. TRUSAN BUCK, aug 20-d 10t City Treasurer, ACADEMY OF THE SACRED HEART ! OMAHA NEBRASKA. The scholastio year commences on tne First Wednesday in September, The course of instruction embraces all the Elemen tary aud higher branches of a finished education Difference of Religion is no obstacle to the admis. slon of young ladie Pupils are received at any timo of the year. TERMS PAYABLEIN ADVANCE Including Board, Washing, Tuitien in English aud French, use of books. Diano, per seesion of $150.00 g, Germa Harp, Vi Reference equired froes all persons unknow to tho institution. For furtaer information apply the \LADY SUPE! fy 1.m&o OCTOR WHITTIER 617 Rt VCIIH"IK‘H s’l‘ St. Louis, Mo. Keged 1 the rpecialtreatmcit of Fnvous, B ' ftoon Disxarsathan any o o iu 8, Louls, city parces show anii all oid residents knaw. Nervous® Prostration, Debiiity, Mental and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Affece tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Bloed Poisoning, old Sores and Ulcers, aro trested wivh unparalielod Biccer, 00 Iatest seicatilic principicr, Sa'ely, Privately. Diseases Arising from Indiscretion. Excess, Exposure or Indulgence, which produce mme of tha \owing «flee " deinly bt A defective n the erlonto the woclely o fomales cvata endering Marriago improper. or Permanetly TRphicE (30 rages jon the soos frecto abs addrens, Consultation at o Landinvited. Wrlte for question A Positive Written Guarantee scribihi above dlseases, in 1ial6 oF fernhie, FREE. 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