Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 16, 1884, Page 2

t MAHA DAILY BEE®™ATURDAY, AUGUST 16, 884, The Battle of Peach Orchard, weep for me, Te)l my mother not Nor think that 1 am dead, For T'll come creeping home again And sneak right off to bed, For we fought the battle hravely, And when the day was dono Full many a boy lay doubled up, And I the sickest one, And weeping in the orchard gras Were boys of all degrees, hes in their writhing forms The last of many tree 1ut one was young, an filled himself With peaclies to the brim Dire misery marked him for his own, Alas! and I was him. And when the eold moon rose that night She shuddered and looked down, And saw the doctors hurrying To, half the boy# in town. Yes, sadly on that droadful scene Her cold light secmed to glar And she saw the boys take castor oil, Pain-killer, laudanum, sulphur and molas. ses, cholagogue, blie mass, paregoric, mustard and hot water, cayenne pepper tea, red hot cholera_mixture, rhubarb, soothing syrup, es not injure the teeth, canse he ache,0or jalap, Root’s R y Relief, Indian pills and GO T omanacs | vations herb nuixtures warranted to curl & the nppetite, nids the asdmilation of food, re- | boy's hair, ~[BurnerTe, lieves Heartburn and Belching, and strengthe - — s the muscles and nerve FOR THE LADIE or Intermittent Fevers, Lack of et , &c., it has 1o equa 2@~ The genuine hns above trademark and | Short haired damsels are multiplying. Chantilly is the coming lace, crossed red lines on wrapper, Take 1o other, Bade ouly by BROWN CHENICAL €0,, BALTINORE, HDy Bonnets grow smaller, hats larger, Shot silks will be worn another season, Mrs, W. K. Vanderbilt’s last bonnet cost To the needs of the j ‘LI ONIWW0O3Y SISI99NHA ONY SNYIOISAHd Thie medicine, combining Tron with pure Yegetable tonics, l‘vl! y and _completely win, Indigestion, Wenkness, d, Malarin, Chillsnnd Fevers, nd Nenralgin. Ttis an unfailing remedy for Discases of tho Kidneys and Liver, Tt is invaluable for Discases peenlinr to Women, and all Who lead sedentary Jiv assitude, 8150, The fall fabrics show spotted and sprigged CELEBRATED tler, Hostotter's Sto mach Bittors is pecu- designs, Tiarly ndapted, since | A hotel boy says that ladies are not as lib- it stren eral as men, lltimore girls pride themsclves on their beantiful complexion. Woolen brald rosettes and bands trim many protty scaside hats. erything is now eaten with a fork, ex- cept afternoon tea. Silvor snako bracelots, with cyes a8 well napurifios the | Phires and rabies, are in style. blood. When ove | Th y..fm, parasol for afternoon wear are STOMACH s opme by fatig | decoratod with natural flowers, whether montal ITTER Dhysioal, th weary | Teathor belta o much worn, Som and dobilitated ted by their owners, a rellable source of renewed strength and comfort, | A ticles for wedding gifts hons the rgans,and phyblcal health larial fever, con- wtipation, dyspepsia, healthfully” stimu: Intes thekldneys and bladder and enrichs of sap of them s the newos oreale by alldrugelats and doslorsgonorally. ___ (i, tho rich and heavy cut crystal ware. v o) sician ot large [ 0 4618 of hookeases form convenient posi- D3l setice tays of Ridge's | 4 Gor' the display of china and objects of u that | art. proparation of f s over ied wies | o now and fashlonablo shado called Lata or tailod to agrec whort | 4, Gy "o vory light colored Turkish tobace fo'my dirpctions, With heriiulous care. thero oed bo very Titiotrou. Iplaints, and to this Ins. scribe the fact that I R favo nover yot 1ost & ohild with any form of dlarrhia or A‘ihlrh n .y!{m.. Sold by druggists In cars 4 sizes, retailin, e L 2h A G Th WOOLKIOH & GOy M A velvet standing collar and a velvet belt, oturers, Palme with or without a b w, are worn with dressy s = S B gRe. B | hite muslin costumes, Tournures arc not worn, Small bustles made of huir-cloth, that ars’ light and com fortable, have taken their placo. White throad lace stockings to wear with eveing slippers of bronze kid are worn by those who can afford them. 617 St. Charles 8t., St. Louls, Mo. Nervous Prostration, Debhity, Mental and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Affece tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, Blood Poisoning, old Sores and Ulcers, aro treated with unparalicled on aast eiatitioprincles, sarly Privaiel L= il % Tt s still . question of considerable doubt which a woman can do best—drive a hon or talk politics, The woman who thinks the sun around her husband ought to see him sho is away summering. revolves when ccldom chow gum aftor marriage” : s writor. Poor things; how can they when their jaws aro so tircd, Girls who will wear colored stockings are told by doctors that to avoid all risk they should have white ones undernoath. Tho most novel and handsome laco pin rop- il phires, ot with diamonds, and a necklace with two stones, with pendanta of sapphires, made the toilet perfect and_sttractod great \ttention to the wearer, Mrs, Alexander Howe. Sheinn bonpoint, and the wife of a man noted for two things, his skill as & gam bler and his remarkable devotion as a hus- band, e Moonlight and Sunlight, ATURDAY EVENING, A most bewitching symphony Tn snow-white drapery arraged; A saucy little red-lipped mouth Round which the dimples swestly played. MONDAY MORNIN Aline of clothes hung up to dry, Fanned by the breezes from the south; A buir of freckled arms upraised, A dozen clothesping in her mouth, [Philadelphia Call, PEPPERMINT DROPS, It is the pienic with the most cake that atches the greatest number of ants, n a bald-headed man is justified in com= plaining when he finds hair in the butter, An umbrella is called for that will carry provisions, a change of clothing, & baby and other fixings, When you visit Dodge ( hear the bullets whizzing ar: why it is called Dodge City, olf-Rafscd” is the title of a new novel by the everlasting Southworth, It has nothing to do with yeast or baking powder, Pittaburg barbers_lave decided not to shavo on Sundays. No fear, therefore of the grimy sons of toll getting into a tough KCrape, A Boston lady advertises for a “kind, care- ful man to be a companion for u pet dog dur- ing her mistress’ absence,” Curious she didn’t think of her husband. Never dream that you are riding a hicycle wore than once, Under the new law kicking your wife out of bed three times is good grounds for a divorce.—[San Froncisco Post, At Toulon a brass band has been engaged to play in the publie sq . that the people ay not become low-spirited. Some who have d the band prefer to have the cholera,— [New Orleans Picayune, *“You ought to put a sign over that hatch way,” said a policeman to a storekeoper, ‘“‘or some one may tumble into it.” “Alc right,” replied the mer and he tied one of his “Jall Opening” placards to the railing. An Ohio farmer says that a cow can be cured of kicking by catching hold of her leg whil the act, .f'.m 50, and a bee can e cured, of stinging by catching hold of its stinger while in tho act. Try 'emn both some time, Tt's fun, ‘T'he blind never smoke, Neither do they indulge in base ball, horse races, nor shigging matches, rarely do they drink or gamblo. ty, Kangae, and ind you will know A Soulicss Tale, Her oyes wera a beautifal azure ¢ And her hair was a chestut brown Her lips were swester than heaven's dew, And her skin was softer than down. When she walked it was with an airy grace That fairy alone might possess; A bowitching smila 1it up her face She had on & brand new dress, And as she stood on that golden shore, Far out to the seashe looked; t the waves proclaimed with a sullen roar That her tiny heels were crooked, | — BINGULARITIES, Texas hoasts of & potato shaped exactly like a human foot, even to the five toes. A bunch of timothy liny, the stalks of which arc seven feet two inches long, is on exhibi- tion at Nevada City, Nev, 1t was raised on ““alickens” land. There is exhibited in Baltimo curious Australion fish called the goba, It is said to climb out of 1t aquarium and crawl with great case for several hours on terra firma, A wren has_placed her nest on a_street lamp post at Norwich, Conn,, and has it full of babies, The mother bird and lamp- lighters are on the best of terms and do not disturb each other, The largest room in the world, roof, and unbroken by pillars, is at St, Peters- burg, Its dimensions arc 620 feet long by 150 feel wide. Twenty thousand wax tapers are required to light it, The orzan of hearing ix geneally double, but not always located in the head. Tn the clam it is found at the base of the foot;some grass- hoppers have it in the forelegs. and in _many insects it is on the wiog, Lobsters, and crabs have the auditory sacs at the base of the an tennie, From Dublin is reported an extraordinary story of a lionces eating her own tail. One day she removed twelve inches of it, and though efforts were made to heal the bleeding stump, the lioness comtinued to eat the tail until it had almost entirely disappeared. One of the fora pyws was then attacked, and it was belioved that the operation would end in welf-destruction, The oldest and largest tree in the world is a chestnut noar the foot of Mt, Etna. It is hollow, and large enough to admit two car- riages driving abreast through The cir- cumference of the main trunk is 212 feet, The zzly Gilant, monarch of the Mariposa Grove,measurcs ninety-two fect, The famous “Charter Oak,” near Hartford, c! which fell August 21, 1856, was thirty-threc foet in circumfcrence on the ground. The zoological garden in connection with the world’s exposition promises to be some- thing fine, Professor Lnn;(]mmnu-r, of New Mexico, writes to the managers that he has formed a collection of bears, deer, wild cats, red foxes, antelopeg, beavers, mountain lons and numerous small _animals, and means to under one Most of them go to bed "at seasonable’ hours, live long aud enjoy life, Are the blind blind? Thera are all sorts of clocks, but a new in- vention i badly necdod. It i3 one that in- stoad of striking at 11 p. m. will pick up a dil- atory lover and fire him out the front door. A clock of this description would muke a_ for- tune for the inventor, as_therc are probably a million ,of; American fathers who would buy one, “Well, Colonoi B.,” said a friend of educa- tion in Kentucky to a memberof the legisla- ture, “I suppose we can have your support this winter?” “What fur?” “In eur educa- tional interests, of course. We are agitating the question, you know, all over the state.” “Doggon your educational interosts. T don’t want no more of it in my tes “My dear Colonel you snrprise me!. What makes you alk that,way? t ia favor of odu- Diseases Arising from Indiscretion, Excess, |resents a bow of fine gold, crossed by an ar- posure or Indulgence, which, yroduce wme of the | row of small brilliant dinmonds, Sna Gl aemary. e g (e Alligator skin slippers are popular. The leiy ‘o femaes, o endoring Marriago Improp ured, Pamphiet (3 it for A Positive Written Guarantee ren il conblncases, Wellelnesscat crerywhers famphiots, Englisn or German, 04 buges, de- Woribiig abovo dlheases, in male oF fombie, K RES. MARRIAGE GUIDE! 260 pages, i plat 1 tn eloth oo, oy o foviag eovers, 5 Show " book of freat nierect. Lo e Meaiiby Booutey o atnierest o il Leaith, Deautsy Happiness 80 protieied by e advice ik toos are invariably docorated with small bows of ribbon of a contrasting shade, Silver tea services in imitation of old Eng lish fashions aro vory popular. — These aro of plan ailver with fiatod work around the baso, The latest touch of fashion in jersoys is vest of contrasting color, and velvet collar and cuffs, with position plaits of velvet and velvet buttons, Gathered flounces aro more used this season than they have been for many years, and are seon in many instances on full “skirts in place of the tucks proviously described. Narrow cuffs, fastened by studs of ham- mered silver, npon which fs_engraved the monogram of the owner, aro in high favor, worn with tailor-made drcssos. A Philadelphia lady asked a gentloman friend to sot her watch ono ovening. Ho set it an hour too fast, The next morning she was only five minutes fate at breakfast. A lady of foreign birth has boon nrrestod in Connecticut for saying to two other ladies: “Your two noses would make a_knocker for my grandfather's front door in the old coun- try.” Chicago girls aro again indulging in the black court-plaster crazo, At a theater one night Jast week the countenances of thirty- soven ladios looked as if thoy were splashed with ink. Bangs have gone entirely out of fashion, “The halr is now combed straight back from tho forehoad in front, brought forward oo the sides, and twistod up into a knot on the top of the head. Hoop earrings are moro worn than any other style now in vogue, It is claimed, how over, that these “velics of barbarism,” in any forni, are soon to be numbored amoug the things that were, So far as shoes are concernoe ORIGINAL JLE HAVA GOULD & c0'S. 18 DECIDED BY Royal Havana Lottery ! (A GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION.) Drawn at Havana, Cuba, Every 12 to 14 Days. TICKETS, $2.00, -+ . TALVES, 8100, Bubjoct to no manipulation, not controlled hy the partiesin intorost. 1t is tho falrost thing in the pature of chance in existence. Forinformation and partioulars apely SoSHIPSEY 00.,Gen. Agents, 1212 Broadway, N Y. city. E. KAUB & CO,, 417 Waluut_stroot, St. Louis, Mo, or Frank Lobrano, L. D., 20 Wyandotte, Kau. v & wly. VIGOR " Quick. sure, safe. Tlook fres, fiale ' Agency, 160 Pulion 5., New York, HAMBURG-AMERICAN Faclkket Company. DIRECT LINE FOR KNGLAND, FRANCE AND fmuch more sensible than thoy we i The broad-heeled, broad-s Tho steamships of this well-known Ilne are bullt of ¢ S itk tron, in’ water-tight compartments, and aro furnish- | 1l lu ,’I"" ,“:"“.""f' and bigh French e with every roquisito to make 'the passago both s rescrved for evening occasions, @afo and agréoable, ~ They carry the Unitod States | It is definitely sottlod that Sanspareil poplin and European mails, and leavo New Yorks Thurs: | will bo very fashionable this fall. Worth has fi;{;" “‘(‘.’-R‘::i’;,“:.’,:i'{i'u'.",’.'i‘y'{;'.‘}" (LONDON) Cher- | 1)) de many handsome costumes of this fabric, e Gl 450, $66 maid 875, Stoorago, 820 | 0me of which have becn sent to lalios hore, Henry Pundt, Mark Hansen, ¥ .E. Moores, M. Toft, | and are now being worn at the most fashiona. &mmnmu.fi.h"cm nll-rlluuuIINcII.wn(;fiun,lxun‘hlu ble places of resort, uucil Blufls. 'C. B: RICHARD & CO., Gou. Pass 5 o iy Agts., 01 Broadway, N, Y. _Cbas. Kozainski & Co- Sapasont. laco fans ApaYary prbiviand General Westean Agouts , 107 Washington St., Chica y, but there are more feather fans von than any other kind, They are black, white, red, pink or gray lone ostrich feather tips, mounted on tortoise shell, mother of pearl, Ko, ivory, and ohony, Half of a paroquet b set against the outsids stick 15 u Parisian fancy A girl at Tong Branch has a musle box in her bath house. 1t isa valuable and large mstruwent, and she pays o servaut by the sea- #on to take it to the bath-house and back to her room every di bly plays “‘What are the W Sayiog? or, “Mother, May I Go Out to Swim, Thero is & new way of trimmiog the arm: holes of drossos. A piece of modium-sizod velvet ribbon goos ontirely round, and the , woman are ay RO, 4 whoe is now Science of Life, Only $1.00 BY MAIL POSTPAID, catiof hain't. Yon see, bo- fore T was eddicated all T had to do was to k for my name, but now *T 1-pint half an hour, and run my tongue out like a slico of liver, cause 1 am eddicated and can sign my Goand try some of them ignorent bors. 1 am too woll eddicated myself to bo fooled any furder.”—{Merchant _Traveler. —— The Melon, Who started the cholera? 1, said the Melon, Tam the felon, From warmth of a torridor Country than Florida T carried the choleras We sailed to Marseilles With favoring gales, And from there wo went on 0 visit Toulon. Whore next do wo go? Just wait; time will show, But it will not ho long Iire the Germans will find That cholera loves A trip on tho Rhine, o — MUSICAL AND DRAMATIO, Charles Cogelan will support Langtry. Lotta will not play anything but “Ni- touche” next soason, Xdwin Booth,it is said, suffers from con- firmed hypochondria. Tho Carlton opera_company open at Hoo- loy's Chicago theater the 18¢h Managers in Now York are expecting an unusually lively seavon for the theaters, Frederick Warde will begin another star- ring tour on September 8th in Detroit, The church choir opera company go from Chicago to the Spanish Fort for two weeks, “The Little Duke” has drawn the largest receipts over taken inat the New York Ca- sinn Miss Lo » Pomeroy is about to bey ring tour of this country under the mont of Mr. Sylvester M. Hickoy. Mr. Abboy has been compelled to post. pono the opening of Miss Mary Anderson’s at tho Liycoum theater until Septom. nastar- manage under Maur bo the broades in Paris, Mr. William Custle, the once famous tenor of the Pareppa company, will reappar on the lyric stage on the Metropolitan boayds in & Diavolo,” The 1most noteworthy American play of the yeur, if it shall be produced, will ‘be Henry Guy Carleton's romantic drama in four acts, The Lion's Mouth, John McCulloch, who has been drinking the ealth-giving waters of Carlsbad, writes friend that he has recovered his strength and foels like a now man, The Brooklyn Grand Oper August 30, with on of Lew rau’s management, is said to opera boufle artisto yet seen Louse opens on 1t will be act- two ends which meet ou the top of the should or are tied in_ graceful looped bow, When the sloeve is & long one, o similar trimming is placed just above the eibow and tied to corros poud, but with noeuds of any longth. The hund'is frequently repeated at tho neck, tying nd, Feather fans aro_extromely fashionablo in eveuing dress, and tho latest stylos from Desiy, | Vieuna aro wado of pure downy” whit plume 3| age. These are oval in shape, but are much Premature Doclins (0 Man, Errorsot Youth, an $8¢ | Juror " thian the ovil fans formorly carriad. unbold misories osulting from Indiscretions or e r Stson, "4 Dook for vo o oo orces | An all-white fanls preforred with » white 850 0ld. "8 contatns 136 prescrippions. for All asae | tollet, but in wany casos a cluster of critson and ohrono diseases oachone of which la Invaluable | roscs, & spray of cariations, or any seaonable 8o found by the Author, whose sxperience for 2 | flowar, i added for th ovening to sive yours s mflnhbl ::‘v:: b;lomolll :fibl:-u ‘:;: touch of cu:;lr to fnm otherwise colorless toilet. CICN: 9 Jaes, bouac WS [ Tho fan s hung from tho waist in chatelaine 9 bo a iner work B evory sanses achantal. Ji. | fashlon. flu"io':n-';'i'uuu,‘;fl'fmfl-my her work sold it | The horrid deformities lately introduced 1n every (natance. Frice only #1.00 by madl, post: | Into feminine fashions are happily dwindling Kiold | in size and will probably disbpear with the summer altogether. They aro three. Firat, the idiotic excresconsces’ on the shoulders pald. lustrative sample 6 conts. Send now. modal awarded the author by the National Modicel Association e which have aluost brought tears into the eycs of the scamel. Secondly, the unmeaniog cus ) 40 the officers of which he refe ‘The Sclense of Lifeshould be ludh'v :;: young cade of rilk platings falling from the neck over the bosom to the kneos, a thing evidently {NOW THYSELF. A GREAT MEDIOCAL WORRK ON MANHOOD Exhausted Vitality, Nervous and Ph) for tostraction, and by the affiioted ellof, 1t will benefit .“.—lflyldoh.hnfll“ by mw&nwfld lndlny 40 whom The Sol- enoe lo o usetul, wheth ith, nt, fuardias, (nsrotor or olorgyiman. —AmyoNsLL 3 Argooaut. | inventod by some lady whose intercsting state 3Vt o s Baibnon Sy stibate ot Dr. W | way wore ovident than wished for, and, third: ly, tho extra seat behind made of wires, which was not anly great cry mbined bout it may 1> oonsulied on el diseases ] Skpertsnoe, Ohraaio snd obetiastedibems o thet s d the ekill of all other phys: ol | tle wool. but very hideous and uubecoming & spocluiby, Buok Weated wucoces- tall )i 8 spoctuty, , oated o EAL S5 | ioto'tho bargatn, THY The handeomest garment worn at the recent great ball at Long Branch was a heavy Lyous sapphire blue velvet, with an enormous trai ed by a specially ony with Adeline Stauhope. . Mapleson has, by lettor eponed nego- Maions for tho lease of the Philadelphia Acad- cmy of Music for 10 nights and one afternoon, beginning on Jan, 12, Northblom, who used to be a popular tenor in the Farepa Iosa troupo, will support Miss Oatherino Lewis this scason in the English version of *Muww, Boniface.” Muss Clara Louise Kellogg is very much op- Josed to tho iden of singing to American or inglish sudionoes in any languago savo the £ glish, Shosays thatif sho had her way sho would never sing in any language but our own aa long s sho lives, 5 Mr. Trving has changed his plans and will continue hie performances at the Lyceum The- tro until tho 50t inst. Consequontly Miss Andersou’s sorson will not open until Sept, 6 Bofore Mr, Trving closes Miss Ellen Torry is to reappear, and the favorite actor will give morning roprosentation of **Richelien,” Mr, Trving begins his “*American” tour in Canada, o will first bo seen in Quobec on Sept. 80, when “The Morchant of Venice” will be the ed company, headed sy, “Twelfth Night” is to bo “tried on” in Montreal. 1t is intended to reach New York on Nov. 10, Ristori's first appearancoin this country will be at the Chestout strect theatre, Phila- delphia, in *‘Marie Antoinctte,” Nov. 10, Her repertoire will convist of Marie Antoin utte, Queon Elizabeth, and Lady Macbeth, Her Philadelphia envagement will ba for one woek. Then she will go to Chicago, St. Louls, Boston, and several other large cities, and ba: gin an envagement in New York at the Acad F'or __Sa le TEXAS TRAIL CATTLE. Aboub 000 head, oatly one and two years old be at Ogalalla sbout August 90th. 1o- B. R. GRIMES, I Ogelalla Nob ‘The front breadth and side panels of the pet- ticont were sold , masses of gold embroidery, 0 repousse that it seemed one might pick the golden roses and buds from the surface. The sleoves of the dress and the broad Medici collar surrounding the V-shaped neck were of the same embroidery, aad sthe drapery edged Awith a broad frivge of iridescent beads in Awhich gold preponderated. Very large sap: ©emy of Music Jan. 6, Her New York engage- wont will be for two weeks, The season will be for four months, St, Louis will be the furthest city west that she will appear in. e — nparative anatomy in the univemsity of Berlin has been elovated to the dignity of the philosophical sciences and in with the department of zoology, send them to New Orleans to be given to_the citizens zoological garden when the exposition closes, Al the wild anfmals common to the south and Central Amariean states will be ex- hitited, thereby forming an interesting fea- ture of the great show. The town of Selma, Ala., claims to have the most wonderful artesian well in the world,and it would seem with good reason, The re- markable foature in the case is that two sep- arato streams of water, of entirely different properties, flow from this well. The singular effect in question is produced, it seems, by the simplo insertion of & two-inch pipe within a four-inch tubo, The larger pipe descends to a dopth of some four himdred. feot, the wator having no mineral qualities or character, and being very cold; the inner pipe descends seven hundred ‘fect; the water is strongly impreg- nated with sulphur and iron; and, compared with the temperature of twin’ stream, is quite warm, Though worshipped by the Buddhist villa gers of India for ages, and often described by naturalists, the real history of the banyan tree has boen one of the unsolved problems of science until very rocently. It is, it appears, a variety of the The seed may be de- posited by a bird or other fig-consuming ani- mal among the damp leavesin tho top of a palin or other forest tree, where it germinates and descends to the earth, gradually envelop- ing the trunl of the original, but producing no loaves or buds. The stem becomos the center of an immense grove, which develops from the multiplication of descending rootlets, and by trunks that grow downward, not upward, —— A Musquftd Mashed, Come, sweet muiquito, pray be not so_shy; Draw rearer whilst thou sings't thy lullaby, ‘Art thou in love with me? Then be not coy; To hold thee now, would make me wild with joy. Thou holdest back, but ceasest not thy lay; Thou art too bashful, draw thee nearcr, pray. I love thee, yes—swoop, slap! all doubt is past— Twooed the well, thou'st mashed on mo at last, |Somerville Journal, e ———— CONNUBILITIES. Guitean's sister, Mrs, Scoville, now known as Mra. Howe, has gent her late husband a quantity of her unused wedding cards in view of his approachiog marriage. A Parsee girl has astonished her race in In- dia by bringing a suit for breach of promise of marriage. 1t is the first instance of tho kind known in that land, and it has created a great seandal, An Ohio man has just remarried the wife from whom he was divorced eight years ago. He proved to her that he had quit snoring and she demonstrated that she had learned tomake good bread, At a recont marriage ceremony in one of the Providence churches the contracting par- ties were thirty minutes behind time, and the organ pealed out: dear, what can the mat. ter be?” An immigrant girl was married at Passiac, N. o, last woek, and when the new-made hy band refused to pay the bride’s brother the oxpenses of her puvsage to America ho seized his sistor and held her as security for the debt. Two weeks ngo one of the ladies bathing in the surf at Atlantic City was drowning. when Will Callahan, a coast guardman went rescued hor, The lady was from Albany handsome girl of cighteen, ana on Thursday married her rescucr, In an action for breach of promise the other day i and, the defendant’s counsel asked the fair plaintiff, *'Did my client enter into a positive agreement to marry you?” **Well, not exactly,” she replied, *but he courted me a good deal, and t vfi\l my sister he intended to marry into our family, At » wedding at Ekaterinoslay, Russia, ro cently, the bride was sixty-seven and the sroom sixty-five, Both bride and bridegroom fad great-grandchildren by former marriages. ‘The groom’s fathce, one hundred and three years old, and the bride's mother, in her nine. ty-tifth year, were both preseut at the wed: ding, The Archbishop of Canterbury and the Catholic archbishop of Ciucinnati have recent ly pronounced in zllm strongest manner against afternoon and evening weddings. The English primate has announced that hereafter be will rofuse his consent to such weddinge, exeept in extraordinary cases, and the Catholic prelate daclares that thoy are the caus of most di- yorces, A girl ran off with hor best young man and was tarried to him in a room in & small coun. try hotel. Papa and wamma arrived in an awful rage, but just as the ceremony was con. cluded, The youug lady was not one whit dlsconcerted, but halled her furlous parents with the remark: *“Why, this is just ax funy as it could be, Don't you remember this roon 1t is the same one you were married in, avd your family folks came to make a fuss just as you are doing,” Smaxt girl, for it was a truo bill, ——— RELIGIOUS, Sweden has churches, Brother Moody thinks he has been instra- meutal in convertivg 45,000 English sinners this season, During the present century 000,000 copies of the Bible have been printed in 226 different languages. The bricks used in the construction of his church in! Tonnessoa are said to have all been made by Rev, W, H, Key, colored, the pas- tor. The wife of a Methodist ‘|]m cherin Dublin, G, oceuples his pulpit and preaches about as but three homan Catholic often as he does, and the population is divided a% to her course, The churches of the Protestant Epi diocess of New York are preparing to cele brate the diocesan centennial, but strange to #ay they cannot fix the date within o period of several months, The Church of the Tmmaculate Conception in Springfield, Maae., ona of the har of ita size in the country, is to have ten stained glass windows, each havin original desigm of a biblical eubject There are sixty Catholic churches in Mon- treal. The Fronch cathedral situated there is the largest church building on this nent. It s built of limestone, and people have often assembled under its rc Miss Louisa Baker, who has preached for several yoars to tho congregation of the North Congregational church, at Nantucket, M and gained no small fame, has never been or dained, and there is now an eflort to procure the necessary cclesiastical legislation for her ordination, The amount of money necessary to carry on the mission work in Northern Michigan, that was undertaken by the Detroit conference of the Methodist Kpiscopal church, has been raised, The committee of the Detroit con ferenge that had _the matter in hand hope that an effort will be made immediately to re- liove this district. The Young Men's Christian Association of Des Moines, Iowa, aro about to erect a 250, 000 building. Tt will, as such buildinga al- ways do, contain gymnasium, library, reading rooms, tooms for social purposes and m hall for religions services, The project is giving woneral satisfaction in the city, and its com- pletion is looked forward to with pleasure by all, irrespective of denomination, o — - The River of Life, The mora we live, more bricf appear Our life's suce ng stages; A day to childhood sooms a y And years like passing ages. T The gladsome current of our youth, Ere passion yet disorder Steals lingering like a river smooth Along 1ts grassy lorde Bat as the And sorrc Ye stars, t Why When toils have lost their bloom avd breath, And life itsclf is vapid, Why, as we near tho Fails of Death, Feel we its tide more rapid? worn chacks grow wan, s ehaft fly thicker, measure Jife to man, em your courses quicker? It may bo strange, yet who would change Time's courso to slower speeding, When one by one our friends have gono And left our bosoms bleeding? Heav n gives our years of fading strength Indomnifying flecthe And those of youth a seeming length Proportioned to their sweetness, e IMPIELLES, Salvation Army % preparing to solem- a hallelujah weddi Newburg, ““Hail Columbia™ will follow la! Jones, who hasw’t much hair on his head, has given up his class in sunday school, b ause he says when he was teaching his wicked echolars to be kind to those who ha despite- fully used them one of them told hiin hemust have had coals of fire heaped on his head over since he had been a kid, This is the season wheu the unwary young man s _inveigled into attending a Sunday school picnic aud is made to hang swings and carry croquet mallets and lawn-teunis rackets for a dozen girls too lazy to do the same things themselves, Still, the young man thinks he has a “stunning good time,” and, after eating all day long, goes home and has the cholera morbus just like any of the ethers in the party. In an old-fashioned church in Philadelphia the choir roosts in a gallery above the pulpit, and the pastor is s riously contemplating res- ignation if the men and women singers do not ccase their careloss habits of droppimg peanut shells and bon bon verees down on his bald head while he is preaching. The best place to k the average church choir is down in the lar. It is not soapt to sour, and then it can’t be heard so distinctly.—[Iseverent Western Paper, According to the Prest is about the footing of north and south; Northern Presbyterian church to Southern —Do you love me? Southern church—Yes, Northera church—Do you enjoy my visits? Southern church—Well, rather--0), yes, rthern church—May I come to' see you again? Southern church—Suppogc you write, That will do just as well, In Missouri hugging societies have been introduced to swell the church treasuries and a paper gives the follow scale of prices: Girls under sixteen, 15 cents for each hug of two minutes; from sixteen to twenty-five years of age, 50 cents; from twenty to twenty-five, 75 cents; school ma'ams, 40 “cents; widows, ac- cording to looks, from 10 cents to $ cld maids 3 conts apiece or two for a nickel, and not any limit of time, Ministers are not charged., Editors pay in advertiscments, but are not allowed, to participate until everybody else is through, There is great tribulativn in colored church circles in Atlanta, G It originates in Ma edonia church. of which Rev. Jer 1, Jones is pastor, and for a week past has interfered with work in every kitchen in the city, colored women have practically quit work in order to attend to church husiness, The reverend gen- tleman whois a politician as well as a theo- logian, had a disagreoment with the deacons yout money matters, This was intensified y the fact that the preacher had autagonized the poli ical arrangements of several deacons. The latter finally decided to send in his resig. nation, as they expressed it, but to this he demurr Sunday, oue week he oceu- pied the pulpit as usual, when the deacons en vored to put him out, bringing to tho sur- face a new difliculty. The all ¥ided crian Observer, this fraternal relations” five years. The number of has increased durin A 7 the increase being c lay schools, The number « ic and free schod n publ in the pul 5 were studs Tie progress in § educatinn h en entirely confioed t ay #chool which have gatned 584,968 students sinee while the public religions echonls have lost 28,514, Bot in the free schools the rew has hapoened, the relivions ones having ine creased Ly 14 students, while the lay free schools haye 14.607." The rumber of pupils in the Infant schools has increased dur ing the same period from 532,077 to 644,334, r the first time in England a lady has at Master of o Arts, Miss Mary Clara Dawes passed the matrieulation ox \ in Janvary, 1879, gaining the forty-seventh lace in the honors division, Last year at the B. A, examination, having obtained a place in pass examination, sh he first division at the gained also honors in classics, with the first place in the second class, At the examination just concluded she is placed fourth in the list of Master of Arts of the year who taken the degres in the first branch of exami- nation—that 1s in _classics with ancient and modern history, The two other branches are mathematics with natural philosophy, and mental and moral philosophy with' political economy, Although the ladies have a t only o 1. A, fifty of them have obtained the dogree of bachelor of arts, three that of bachelor of medicine, and eight the degree of bachelor of science, No lady has yet ined with the pastc ice alone prevented a_riot between males and fomales When services wero over the two partivs or- ganized on the sidewalk and resolved to fight matters to the bitter end, Later in the week a brick yard, where several of the deacons were employed, was surrounded by the irate sisters, who demauded that tho erring breth ron should leave Brother Jones alone, ~ Again police aid necessary, Last Sunday, sur- rounded by his faithful female adherents, he conducted services. Tho descons filed a bill 2 the superior court against ey, Jerry M. Jones, alleging various misdeeds againsé him and praying for an injunction to restrain him from further holding or intarfering with the chnreh property, or exercising the functions of pastor. - ——— Breathes There a Man, Breathes there o man with soul so dead Who nover to himself hath said “'Oh, would I had a boom! And having with his boom been licked, And out of hope and money tricked, Hath yearned not Tor the tomb? [Fall River Advanoe, If such there be, you'll surely find That then hus former mighty mind Will soon become muit weak; He'll fasten to that boom a sail, And, hoedless of the howling Will head her for Salt Cre - ——— DOATIONAL, ome of the medical professors of Vienna are delivering lectures in the English lan- guage, Chicago has just taken a school census, ich shows the population of that city to be 985, a gain of 69,000 since 1852, and nearly 4000 siuce 1880, The bureau of education, the Philadelpuia centennial, made no preten- tion to vompleteness of detail, The exhibit was & mere outhne. The display at the con ing World's fa New Orleans will be siv ply perfect Every kind of school and school appliance will be fully exemplified 1 every conceivable way, Out of & population of 2 ends 5,000 students to hor ' two Scotland, with & population of 9,500 university student pulation of 48,100,000 00 _in her varlous universities. The New Fogland states, witha population of 4,110,000, sends 1,000 studcats to their cighteen colleges and universities, its exhibit at universities; 1,000,000 hns rmany, with London Times: M., Levasseur recently read to the Academie de cos A1 interos ing report upon the progress made in primar education throughout Fraunce during the last to the doctorate. The ladics who have passcd the matriculation examination amount al- ready to several hundreds. $11.950 IN CASH GIVEN AWAY To the SMOKERS of Blackwell’s Genuine Bull Durham Smok- ing Tobacco. BEDFORD & SOUER Owing tothe increase The genuine has picture of BULL on every package. For particulars see our next announcement. in our business we’ve admitted to the firm Mr Edwin Davis,who well a8 those trom repnt it the wholo U8, tostify FOOD ¥OR INFANTS 1y all QoD ¢ receiptof is well and favorably knownin Omaha,.This will enable us to han- 'A%@ dle an increased list T of property. We ask 3. W. WUPPERMANY, SOLR AGENT, &1 BROADWAY. N. 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