Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 12, 1884, Page 7

| e ———— R. Rice Ifl. D. CANCERS, CHRONIC DISEASES of cioae o Over thirty years practical experience & Pearl stroct, Council Blufts #4rConcultation tree o other tumore removed without the knito or drawing of blood. spestalty, Oftics No W.R. VAUCHAN. Justice of the Peace. Umaha and Couwsll Bluffe, estate_collec fon agens 014 Fe lyv savings bank, ACOB SIMS. E. P. CADWELL SIMS & CADWELL, Attorneys -at-Law, COUNOIL BLUFFS, I0OWA Office, Main Street, Rooma 1 and Shugart & Mo. Mahon's Blook, WUl practioe In State and eders! courte ST, LOUIS PAPER WAREROUSE. Graham Paper Co,, 217 and 219 North Main St., 8t. Louls. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN s} PAPERS,{ Vit XNVELOPES, CARD BOARD AND PRINTER’S STOCK £arCash paid tor Rags of Nebraska Cornice —AND~— Ornamental Works MANUFACTURERS OF GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES PDormer Windovwms, FINIALS, WINDOW CAPS, TIN, IRON AND SLATE ROOFING, PATENT METALIC SKYLIGHT, iron Fencing! Crostings, Balustrados, Verandas, Office and Bank Rallings, Window and Cellar Guards, Ete. COR 0. ANDEth STREE™, LINCOLN NEB, Northeast Nebraska ALONG THE LINE OF THE Chicago, “St, Paul, *Minneapalis and OMAHA RAILWAY. The new extension of this lino from Wakefleld up o BEAUTIFUL VALLEY of the GAN through Concord and Coleridge TO EARTINGTON, Ronches the bost nortion of the State, ~ Special ex- cursion rates for land teckers over this line to Wayne, Norfolk and Hartington, and via Blair to all principal points on tho SIOUX CITY & PACIFIC RAILROAD Trains over tht C., 8t. P. M. & O. Railway to Cov neton, Sioux City, Ponca, Hertington, Woyno and Nortoli, Oonncot at Blair ¥or Fremont, Oakda e, Nellgh, and through to Val- entine. £ For rates and all information call on F, P. WHITNEY, General Agent, THE OLD RELIABLE HE BRUNSWICK, ‘BALKE, COL- LENDER COMPANY, [SUCCESSORS TO THE J. M. B, & B..CO.] i — THE MONARCH Tho most extensive manufacturers of Billiard & Pocl Tables IN THE WORLD. 509 S. Tenth Street, . OMAHA, NEB &4 Prices of Billird and Pool Tables and materials, turnished on ap lication. BRUNSWICK & CO. BILLILARDS" Billiard, Ball Pool, Carom, AND ALL OTHER GAMING TABLKS. TEN PIN BALLS, CH KTC. 18 South 8d Street, St. Louis, 411 Delawaro Stroet Kansas City, Mo., 1821 Lougias St.. Omaha, Neb. HENRY HORNBERGER, Agent. ite for Catalogues and Price Lists. DISEASES OF THE EYE & EAR J, T. ARMSTRONG, M. D., Oculist ‘and Aurist. Untll offices are repaired from rosult of fire, offt with Dr, Parker, Room §, Creighton Block 16th ana Dougasistr cota. Western Comnice-Works, C. SPECHT, PROP. 1111 Douglas 86, Owmaha, Nob. MANUFACTURER OF Galvanizea Iron Cornices £ar Dormer Windows, Fintals, Tin, Iron_sud Slato Koollng, Specht’s Patent Metallic § t, Fatent adjusted Ratchet Bar aud Bracket Shely the geueral agent for the abo Fencing, Crestings. Balustrades, V Radlings, Window Blinds, Cellar Gaardy; slsa geaeral sgent for Pecraon & Hill's Patant Tuxide Blind T SEN & oD, MANUFACTURER OF GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES. WINDOW CAPS, FINIALS, ETC. 416 138th étroet, MAHA ..NEBR BK COUNCIL BLUFES. ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS, BREAKING GROUND. A Start Made Toward the New Epis- oopal Charch, The Ceremonies Yesterday. Yesterday afternoon about b o'clock the ceremony of breaking ground for the new Bpiscopal church took place. The site selected is on Sixth street, on the lot adjoining that on which the rectory stands and ini the rear of the prosent church, The architect, S. E. Maxon, spread the plans of the new structure before those present, and after consultation with some of the leading members of the parish the lines were laid out, s0o as to fix approximately the center of the tow- er to be built on the southwest corner, It was at this spot that the ground was first broken. There were a goodly number present, and a brief service was conducted by the rector, Rev. Mr. Mackay, who read selec- tions from the scriptures concerning the building of the tabernacle, the passages selected being appropriate to this occa- sion, Prayer was then offered, and the rector then made a short address, setting forth the requisites for the successful completion of the structure, and earnestly urging his parishioners to show patience, endurance, zeal, and liberality. D. C. Bloomer, the senior member was then called upon. He said that, as he had been going about with Mr. Maxon laying off the lines, the thought that come w Lim was, “What a big church. Can we build so large a one?” Then came to him the thought of what had been done in the past. About eight years ago some of the ladies conceived the idea that a lot should be purchased and a rectory built. They decided to do 80. They had no money and little faith, but soon by earnestness and liberality the means were provided and the rectory paid for. Then $1,000 was raised for the purchase of this lot, on which the new church was to stand, and already the ladies have raised $1,000 for the new building. All that was needed was more faith, and an accompanying liberality. Tho suecees of the enterprise depended on each doing his or her share, as God had blessed them. “‘Praise (iod from whom all blessings flow,” was then sung while Mr. Bloomer took out the first shovelful of dirt, the ceremonies concluding with Rov. Mr. Mackay and others, each taking out a shovelful, even to the rector's little child- ren who ianocently grappled with what was then almost a grea tlift as it will be for the parish to raise the means for com- plenting the church in all its proposed beauty. Mr. S. E. Maxon has prepared the plans for the new church. It is to have a frontage of 60 feet and an extreme width of 75 feet, while the extreme depth will be 110 feet. The front is an ornamented one, and the exterior is to be finished in stone ashley work. The intention is to put in the stone founda- tion at a cost of $4,000 before November 1st, and then if means can be secured to go right ahead with the superstructure, which it is to be hoped will also be of stone, but may be of brick, some in the parish favoring brick. The contract for the stone work of the foundation has been let to Mr. Drexel, of Omaha; that for the brick work to George Fauble, and the wood work to Mr. Murphy. If the plans are followed out, the sup- erstructure put up of stonealso, St. Paul’s Episcopal church, of Council Bluffs, will be one of the most handsome churches in the west. — Dr. A. B, SrinNey, proprietor of the Northwestern Dispensary at Minneapolis, Minnesota., is stopping at room 39, Pacific house, until Saturday eycning, the 14th inst., whero he gives consulta- tion free. He treats all chronic, nervous and special disesases. The sfflicted in- vited to call, Partner Wanted, An enterprising partner with $10,000 to establish a patent medicine business. An independent fortune to be made in one year. Men who mean business only need apply. A preferred Ad- , Bee office, Council capitalist Business will be located in Omaha, dress, ¥, G. O, Bluffs. Refrigerators and ice chests at bottom prices, W, S, Homer & Co., 23 Main street. R - TRANSFER TALK. The Causes of the Falling Off in Busi- ness—The Olerks Fearful that Resignations Will Soon be Welcome, Business at the freight transfer, of which Wm. H. Burns ie the agent for the tripartite roads, is decrcasing every week, and from rumors that are afloat it is very certain that the small amount of business now being transacted at this station will very shortly diminish considerable. Five gangs of men have been all that has been required to trausfer the freight from the cars of the eastern roads to those of the U, P, since the tripartite compact was put in operation, while it took eighteen or twenty gangs before this compact went into etfect. The principal cause of this is that the cars are now billed through, where before they were billed only to Council Bluffs, and therefore all freight destined for points west of here, if only to Omaha, it was necessary to rebill at Council Blufts, and also to transfer to U, P. cars, a8 in those days it was an unusual occur- rence for & car other than one belonging the Union Pacifle to cross the bridge. Oars of the eastern roadshaving their ter- minus here were occasionally ‘reloaded with Omaha freight and run over the river, especially when it would benefit the Union Pacific by so doing, but as above stated a very large portion and in fact it !Inny with safety be stated that 85 per cent of the cars that go through this sta- tion now are billed through to points west of the Missouri and consequently e ————————eeee fe———e— Varo not tre.naforrod here and need no re- OMAHA DAILY BEE «=THURSDAY, JUN 12, 1884, 1. billing hgre. 1f & through billed car is now forind to need ropairs, it is imme- diately overhauled by the car repairers and rent on its journey where before the Union Pacific wished no better reason for trrmaforring the same and charging itup to the railroad from which this car was re ceived. This style of business has be come necessary from the fact that the C B. & Q., road are taking & good share of the froight from the U. I’ and the U P, are rushing their freight through in all possible haste to compete with the Q The olerks in the office under Mr. Rurns entertain great fears of their being unusefal to that gentloeman after tho first of July, and expoect that a number of them will be required to look elsewhere to earn their living. This uneasiness on their part hasa very substantial foundation from the fact that the pool roads which, as is well known, includes the R. 1, Milwaukee, Wabash, Northwestern and U. I.; have concluded to reduce their exponses at the transfor. Tt is stated that the Wabash railway will transfer all westorn freight at their local depot after July lst, but whether this will be done or not remains to be seen, though this statement is denied by one of the officials of the road. PREPARING THEIR PLUMES. The Young Men Organize a Blaine and Logan Club, The new Blaine and Logan club has gecured the following names on its en- rollment, and many others are to follow : T. B. Baldwin, John Y Baird, J. H. Marshall, George Metealf, W. . Sapp, Jr., E. A. Spooner, W. A. meweg, . 1. Glonson, 7.0, Rresdinsn, Blanchard, George 'A. Keoline, Walter 1. Smith, w. r"{irkumn, E. H, Odell, N, C. Philips, Mark Duryee, Jacob Sims, Frank C. G C. B. Judd, M, B. Brown, Ernest K. w T. W. McCargar, E. Blanchard, Baldwin, H. A, Baird, H. Chas, H. Fesson, A, J. Crittenden, J. K. Kimboll, . M. Kimball, Charles D, Arnold, Phil Armour, EH. Scott, H. A. Wood- bury, J. M. Phillips, Jr., and 1. H. Stead- man, Thomas Baldwin has been president; Major Marshull, veo-president; elected aud W. K. Sapp, Jr., second vice-presi- dent; E. H. Odell, secretary and Mark Duryee, trensurer. The club proposes to secure an appro- priate uniform, and that matter has been roferred to a committeo consisting of Massrs. Sapp, Motcalf and Kimball. Messrs. Arnold, McCargar, Spooner and Metealf have been elected as a tem- porary committee on music. The membership has been fixed at §5 each, and the ne: neeting of the club is to be held next Tuesday evening at the Ogden house. it R An I1dyl of Hate. Detroit Froe Pross, “That horrid Mrs. Sawyer!"” said Mrs Jones the other day. ‘I wish she would move ou: of the neighborhood.” “Well. what do you run thereall the time for? I told you how it would be,” retorted Mr. Jones. This was not the kind of sympathy Mra. Jones expected, and she became ominously silent. “‘What has she said about you now?” inquired Jones. 4¢Oh, its nothing about me,” said Mrs. Jones indifferently. “‘What is it about?” asked Jones with evident anxiety. ‘“It is about you,” resumed Mrs.J.*'She says you're no more fit to run_for office than a brindle cat, and that if Sawyer votes for you she'd never speak to him again; she says—" “‘Never mind,” said Jonesloftily. *I'm not the least interested in anything a feeble minded, gossipy woman says.’” But the flatiron had struck home, and Jones left the table with a look on his face that boded no good. It was baking day at Sawyers, If there was anything Mrs. Sawyer prided herself upon, it was the tender, flaky quality of her paste. Jones knew this. Mrs. Sawyer was just rolling that ten- der pie-paste into great sheots of trans- parent dough, when there came a knock at the door, Mrs, Sawyer answored it, rolling-pin in hand. It was Willie Jones who had knocked. “‘Please, Mrs. Sawyer,” said the in- nocent child, “‘pa would like a piece of your pie-crust.” “Certainly, Wi lie,” said Mrs. Sawyer, much flattered, *‘but it isn't baked yet.” ““He doesn’t want it baked.” “But he can't eat raw pie-crust,” “Ho isn't going to eat it.” ““Then what is he going to do with ity *‘He said he wanted to mend the har- ness and make hinges for the barn door with it, and—" The rolling-pin hung fire and the boy escaped, but the barrier between the houses of Jones and Sawyer can never be broken, It is tougher than the pie- crust, | The Laws of Humanity, Cleveland Plaindealer, Rev. R. E. Macduff, pastor of St. Mary’s church, was arrested yesterday by Patrolman Beibel for riding a bicycle on Wilson avenue, This morning Mr, Mac- duft appeared in the police court and pleaded guilty. *‘[ desire to make an explanation,” he said. “I reside at No, 1,352 Slater ave- nue, and my parish is a very large one. 1 am often called to the bedside of a sick or dying person, and must get there as fast as I can, I hope I am a law-ahiding citizen, but when I receive & call of this kind,I am going to respond at all hazards, I consider that in following my calling as a minister I am obeying the law of hu- manity, a higher law, even though I vio- late the law made by man."” ““Where is your church?’ asked the court, “‘At the corner of Woodland and Wallingford court,” “‘I have frequently heard of you, the judge, “ll'.h(mgK never on wheel am inuch pleased with your discourse and must go out soon and hear you preach.” Mr. Macduff looked ploased and smiled, *But I want to say to you,” continued the judge, ‘‘that when the laws of human- ity, or higher laws, as you call them, con- flict with the laws of this state and city, the higher laws are going to come out second best. I respect your calling-it & mnoble one; but the laws to enfor which I am placed here are applicable to everybody without distinction as to per- son or occupation. For the present I'll stand by the ordinance. My advice to you is to *keep in the middle of the road.’ l: you take to the sidewalk you must go tafoot.” ! Tne Reverend Mr, Macduff was fined the costs, and walked up to the captain’s desk, where he sestled, avenue d JOSH BILLINGS ON HUMORISTS, The Work of the American Wits and Newspaper Fuuny Moen, Now York Mail and Express the men who pose here and the Among |thare in the broad corridors of | Windsor Hotel, in Naw York, every | evening, is Honry M. Shaw, or, s he is [known the world over, Josh Billings. Ho is o peculiat. man, The broadeloth Prince Albert, the long gray over she ears down the shoulders, the broad-trimmed slouch hat, the features, rough-hewn withal and retined, give the impressions of & clergyman. Thoclosely trimmed iron-gray beard, tho acquiline nose, and the firm look of the doop-set cyes deny this impression, however, and indicate rather the military man. Mr. Billings was seated on one of the soft sofas the other evening when a Mail and Express reporter approached him, The conversation turned upon American wit or humorists. “‘America is full of humor,” said Mr. Billings, ‘‘and yet & great deal of it is falso humor. It has nopurpose. The Danbury News man is played out be- cause ho had no purposo at the bottom of his articles. All humor must have truth at thobottom, Humor is, in fact, a mix- ture of truth and pathos. True humor will nover die. Humor in the best sense is short-lived. The funny articles fin Amorican newspapers aro but drollory. I nover write a paragraph without a pur pose. Idesire to benefit mankind. This 18 why my sayings aro addressed to men and about men. L can not bear a man who secks to tear down. Infidels aro my greatest aversion. 1 am intensely ro- ligious, though T have no creed. 1 can talk to any man except one who belioves nothing. 1 always take every occasion toatiack infidels. They destroy without building up. The devil himself did not deny God, but only rebelled. T have A, | often said 1 would rather be an idiot than an infidel, beeause if an idiot 1'd know that God made me so; if an infidel that I made myself so.” *‘You have met most of the American humorists?” “‘Kighteen years ago 1 sat at the dinner table with a remarkable set of wits and humorists, Henry Clapp, George Arn- old, O'Brien, Mortimer Thompson, (Doe- sticks), Dawson, Shandley, Robert New- ell, Orpheus C. Korr, and Charles I, Browne, (Artemus Ward). All died des- titute, with the exception of Kerr, who is living. Another set that I dined with once is Bret Harte, Mark Twain, Lewis, of the Detroit Free Pross, and Burdette of the Hawkeye. Thoy are all living and doing well.” ““What is your opinion of these living humorists?” “‘It is a species, though a poor species, of hur You read ono articlo and you know tho bad boy. It is an oxaggeration and lacks a vrincipal constituent of humor —songe. Nonsenso that is not based on senso soon palls,” “Do you think that the American newspaper humor possessos the quality of sense?” “Not generally. The reason why so many ‘funny men’ spring up and disap- pear is because of this very lack, A per- son will laugh at a ridiculous thing and then be ashamed of himself because he has laughed, if he finds no truth in the story. True wit and humor never make you'laugh, at least at first. You seo the truth in it, and then the ridiculous side strikes you afterward.” “Then you think the outlook for American humor is not bright{" “It is hard to judge humor, and 1 have paid so little attention to their writings. Still, as far as my limited knowledge goes I will answer. Brete Harte’s humor? Brete made a good point in his ‘Heathen Chinee,’ although the scheme of the two sharpers being taken in by a third apparently innocent one is old. I have never read much of Brete Harte's worke, but do not think him of the highest order of humor- ray hair tlowing | — Only to arrest attention. 1 rewrote one of those unnoticed pieces one day, using bad apelling. Tt was copied all over.” “‘Do you think there is any humor in bad apelling”’ “No. Itjonly arrosts the oye. Still it lends a homely air to the paragraph that takes.” “Where do you get the materiala for | your sayings(" “Through my oyes and ears. As 1 said before, | never wrote till 1 was 45 years old. Up to that time 1 had been socing and thinking without knowing it my 8o f. The world was my college and mon my books, 1 observe everything unconsciously, and immediately appro. priate it for use.” “'Thon you do not really imvent. “All that 1 do is to present the fow truths that so exist in a new and con. densed form that stands out before the eyes. Forinstance, when in my lecture 1 desire to convey the iden that one must not spond the wholo time on dress, and one that does make dress a success in good for nothing else, 1 do not talk on it an hour, 1 simply say : *“The man who oan keep a collar clean for a week 1a good for nothing else.” The people have all soon just such follows and comprohend the whole idea.” *‘How can you write fifteen or twenty sayings every weeki" “Poople have often wondered why I don't run dry. I am blocking thom out all the while, somo consciously some un- consciously, This very conversation has has suggested several. The walk of that man_across the room might suggest another me,’ “Do you reason them out!" “‘No, they come to me intatively. 1 always carry a note-book with me and jot down the thought as it ocours,” ——— THE ESTHETIO SLUGGER, Ther Is Mo © Tiko Boaton, Says Prof. John L. Sullivan, Speaking to & Boston Star roporter, af- ter his return from his tour, Prof. John Lawrence Sullivan, tho celobrated oxpo- nont of the fistic art, was heard by the ista, Nothing ever equaled the humorists. Nothing ever eqalled the humor of Mark Twain's descriptions. He is, in fact, the greatest descriptive humorist America has produced. Lewis, of the Detroit Freo Press, does not com- mand my bighest admiration. He shows great tact, and often produces a bit of praisewortby humor. Burdette, of the Burlington Hawkeye, I enjoy very much. He has purposo in his humor, and is very pathetic. Truo humor is always allied to pathos. Ho might be called the pathetic humorist of America, Nasby is the great- ent political satirist since the days of Jack Downing.” “Is Pock’s bad boy genuine humor?” “On the contrarg, “Jobn Phanix’ was the founder of the American school of drollery, of which Arteinus Ward was the greatest light. The newspaper humor is of that school, ouly the writers have ex- agerated the exaggeration of the school to a nauseous extent, losing sight of the main object of humor, to inculcate & mo- ral or physical truth, Still, once in a while, T como across & nowspaper para- graph that is really humorous,” “Do Mark Twain and kindred humor- ists display their humor in converso- tion §” “By no means, That is a popular mis- take. Humorists are the saddest and soberest of fellows. Humor is pure thought. After you have your thought you can twist it in any ridiculous shape you like. Mark Twain does not know how to laugh, and Nasby never laughed in his life.” “Does humorous writing pay 1" “Not to-day., Before Artemus Ward no humorist made any money. He wmade some. I followed and have made money. But the profitable days of humor are past. 1 can remember when I would get $100 a week for writing & fow paragraphs for one paper. Now could not get one-third of that. If a young man thinks he is going to get rich hy becoming & humorist he is mis- taken,” “ How do you rate the German hu- morists ¥ *Never read them.” *‘The French humorist 1" “Don’t know anything about them.” “Uhe English humorists 1" ““Only read a few of them, Theyhave more wit than humor. I am not a read- ing man,"” “ What of your own position §" “I am essentially & paragrapher, 1 never wrote an article oyer a page in length in my life. The art of condensa- tion is & gift, Any man can turn a para- graph intoa page, Lut few men a page into a paragraph,’ “Did you possess the art of condensa tion in your younger days,” “1f 1I'did I did not know it. 1 never wrote a line until I was 46 years old. | am now 66, and have veen writing ever since. Practice makes perfect, but you cannot get apples off a pear-tree.” *Why did you begin writing 1" “I only began writing to please a friend, au editor of a Poughaeepsie pa- lpor. I was an auctioneer. He said a man who could talk as I did must be ?able to write. !hu( my articles attracted no attention. Sommorville Journal man to say: *‘One thin% 1 havo found out—thero is no place like Boston.” I've traveled from Maine to the far “Golden A tour of adventures prolific T've watched thesun rise in the Dirago state And set in the mighty Pacific; Ningara's cataract grand T have seen, Tho waves of Lake Frio boen tossed on, But this 1 am sure of -whero ever I've been T've found there is no place like Boston, T've travolod more milas than Ulysses T know, Or the heroic son of Auchises, And viet'ry has_ov'rywhere followed my show "As It followad the Porsian Cambynse, T havo secn tho palmetto aud pine whero they wrow; A Pullman tho ““Rockios” I've crossed on; T'va soen many placos, and this much T know: Thore is certainly no place liko Boston, Hor culture and learning aro known; Sho holds an exalted position "Tho beans that make brain, brown hroad that makos brawn, Aro hero in thoir purost condition. To mo overy ntraot is indeed hallowed ground, And proudly I give you the tonat on This happy occasion ~The *Tlub"—for I've Thore is cortainly no place like Boston. overywhere e R— Pot Cheese for Milk-Men, A Chicago milkmen is named Schalk, It doesn’t look 8o bad apelled that way, but the milk has the usual taste,—[Low- oll citizen. ‘‘Milkman, why does you milk always ook 80 bluel” My cows camo from Boston, mum,” proudly roplied the milkman, “and they are blue-bloods!”— [Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegiaph. “Chicago has a milkman named Schalk,” whines a contemporary. thut's the worst you can say about Chi- cago you may call yourself off. Lots of other towns have chalk and water named milk.—[Oil City Derrick. Milkman—There is' another queer looking animal. What is it? Keeper- That's not on exhibition. It's my private property. Milkman—Belongs to you, eh? What a strange looking thing itis! What do you call it7 Keepor—Its my family cow.—[Phila- delphia Record. Tho flow of milk from the butter fac- tory on Logan stroot into the Bonrgrass makes tho oreek whito for twenty foet.— [East Knd Reporter, This is indeed an important pieco of news. 1t has hereto- fore boen customary in Louisville not to let the milk flow into tho wator, but the water into the milk.—| Louisville Courier- Journal, —— The High Collar Orize, Boston Globe, **Yea, sir, this high collar craze is as- suming rather high proportions,” remark ed a dealer i reporter yost ““You see the pres- entstylo of 1884 is higher than it has ever been before, and the young men seom all collar.” “Where will it ena?” “Well, I declare, I do not know. I am looking for an addition by 1800 that will entirely envelop the chin and give a barber no end of trouble when he wants to shave a customer. Then, as one ex- treme will lead to another there may be an uprising by 1806 when young men who cannot raise a mustache will be glad THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN[TUMAHA TO BUY U“R HNNIITTU“RHE[ Is aT DEWEY & STONE'S, One of the Best and largest Stocks in the United States to select from. NO STAIRS TO CLIMB, ELEGANT PASSENGER ELEVATOR, JOHEIN E. BHROEK, HAS THE LARGEST AND CHEAPEST Stove and Hardware Depot in Nebraska. KEROSENE AND GASOLINE STOVES ALWAYS ON HAND, Headquarters for the Celebrated Wrought-Tron I.ly Range 615 and 617 North 16th St., bet. California and Webster. may 23: ood-w ow-2m Double and Single lctlh} “Power ana Hand PUMPS, STEAM PUMPY Engine Trimmings, Mining Machinery, Belting, Hose, Brass and Iron Fittir Steam Packing at wholesale and retail. HALLADAY WIND-MILLS, CHUR( AND SCHOOL BELLS. 5 Corner 10th Farnam 8t., Omaha Neb. HALLET DAVIS AND CO'S PIANOS [ENDORSED BY FRANZ LISZT.] EMERSORN PILANOS. i BOSTON, March 1st, 1881, EMERSON PIANO 00 —Grytinuy—Your Instrnmonts, Grand, Square and Uprlght, aro roally noble nstrumants and unrivalled for boauty of fon and fialsh. - Aflow o to congratulato vou on your steriing progros. GUSTAVE SATTER, EKEKEINNMB.A.E:. ORG.AN RECOMMENDS ITSELF. SOUTH OMAHA, Fine Homes. wlly FOR THE RICH AND POOR AND THE INVALID W ater Ralroads, Stregt Gars and Gable Lines Will bring them from their homes to the Hotels and Depots in THEIN MINUTEHES, Giving them the advantage of living on the suburban heights, with pure air, beautiful shade trees and Parks. pure Spring Water and Lakes, Groves and Scenery magnificent which cannot be equalled. This is a SUMNMEIR RESORI AND A PARADISE FOR ALL, RIGHT AT HOME. Pure Spring Opera House, Postoffice The Syndicate have arranged with with the railroad companies for a to add another inch and take in an upper lip and a pug nose. 1.did writo for his paper, {sho is certain to be @ kicker. **This is & great country, sir, and pro- gress is our motto. I look for still another bull movement in collars when we reach the new centuary, 1900 and we may expect & collar which will take in the entire head and face, with air holes for nose, mouth and eyes, It will be warm and nice in winter and will be particularly popular with homely young men, “If I were John C. Eno or Ferdinand Ward 1 think I should order such a col- lar and wear it in public, s Reform in Cows, New York Journal, Virginia has long since ceased to dis- tinguish herself as the mother of prosi dents. It was necessary, therefore, for the grand old state to do something in order to recover her lost prestige. The mother of presidents has therefore con cluded to improve upon the old brand of cow and to produce something novel and triking. Her latest efforts in this direct- ion have been a cow with three horns, mane, tail and legs like a horse; also a calf without eyes or tail. If this cow had been introduced at the proper moment in Chicago there is no saying what effeot it might have had upon the Blaine boom But it is now o late. 1t is to be feared that for practical milking purposes the new cow will not supersedo the old. Three horns are too much for any cow, oven & dark horse democratic cow, and A calf without eyes or tail is too much of a dude Why did 1 adopt the phonetic spelling i'to suit the averago wmilkumaid. fine, attractive depot, where trains of the following roads will connect and stop: The Omaha Balt Line Railroad Line, The Union Pacific Rail way. The Missouri Pacific Railway, The Omaha and Republican Valley Railroad, The Burlington and Missouri River Railroad in Nebraska and the Chicago, Burlington and Quincy Railroad. Al these trains will stop at the depot at the town smte. Also at the Stock Yards. ) Beautiful trees have been set out on the property and streets laid out, LOTS ARE NOW ON SALE AT LOW PRICES & EASY TERMS, 3@~ Apply atthe Company’s office, cor. of 18th and Douglas ‘stree |, over th® Omaha Saving’s Bank. M A. UPTON, Assistant Secretary, C. F. GOODMAN, Wholesale Druggist! AND DEALER IN Paints Olls Varnishes and Window Glass OMAHA NEBRASKA.