Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 12, 1884, Page 2

e Oareful What You Say, Tn spoaking of a porson's fanlts, Pray don't forget your own; TRemember those in houses glass Shonld never throw a stone. 1f wo have nothing else to do But talk of those who sin, "Tis better we commence at home, And from that point begin, A SPECIF 67, Epileps s, Spasran, Convul- slons, Falling Siclmess, St. Vitus 4@} NERVINE (- - iem, Oplum Eat- Scrofuls, Kings We have no right to judge a man Until he's falrly teiad; Should we not like his company, Discases, Dyspep- | '\q know the world is wido, Somo may have faults—and who has nott— Tho old an wel st young; ' We may perhaps, for aught we know, Have filty to their one, ervows Weakness, Brain Worry, Bllood 8572, fiummm. Cotitensss, Nervois Prostration, | 1 gl yon of a botter plan, Kidnay Troubles and Trrepulanitia And ina it wark full well, To try my own defects to cure DY, 4. 0. MeLemoln, Alexander, Before of others tell, “f feel it mwmy to recommend it."* And though 1 sometimes hope to be A ags L Kansas, | * "N, worso than some 1 know, s falle. once frecly ans - 2 T B o Mod. oy SL. Josoph Mo, | Then lot us all, when we commence 9 by all Drngeists. o To slander friend or foe, g A Think of the harm one word may do Terd, Stowtenburg, and Co., Agents, Chicago, T To those we little know. i e e | Rom@mber curses, sometimes, ke DR. FELIX LE BRUN'S Our chickens, ‘‘roost at home;” g Don't spesk of others’ faults until We have nono of our own. —[Philadelphia Call. HONEY FOR THE LADIES, GG PREVENTIVE AND CURE, FOR EITHER SEX. The remedy being Injected directly o the seat of the disease, requires no change of dlot or nauseous, mercurlal or polsonous medicines to bo taken nt . Whon tsod a8 a proventive by eithor sex, it is mapossible to contract any private disease; but in the oase of those already unfortunately afflicted we guar ‘anteo three boxes to oure, or we will refund the mon. ey. Price by mall, postago paid, $2. per box or three Boxes for §6. WRITTEN GUARANTEES fasued by all suthorized agents. Dr Felix Le Brun&Co. SOLE PROPRIETCRS C F. Goodman, Drugglst Solo Agent, for Omaha ob. ‘mio wiy Helh is Wealth’ Flower bonnets are revived under new names and shapos. ’I‘urkuy red cakeo will be children’s morning dressos. Tscurial gronadine will be elegantly worn oth for afternoon, evening, and church dress next saason, Hats are mostly made with moderately high, round and flat brims, sometimes slightly turned up on one side Fashionablo averskirts aro now cut with nome squareness, and often have a plain back brendth gathered slightly and formed into ono pouf, Pretty ovening drosses are made of the sat- ins of last season. veilod or covered with the fashionable beaded or spigged tulle of this season, An_artistic novelty has recently been pro- duced in the way of an indoor toflet of dark bluegray cloth, with a tablier and waistcoat of real swallows, Ginghams in monchrono, trimmed with many rows of white washing braid, will be favorite utility dresses for the mountain and senside this snmmer. New lunch and breakfast cloths, with nap- kina to match, come in squares of white or tinted damnask, with bright colored or vari colored borders and knotted fringes, ‘When two young ladies kise each other they fulfill » gospel injunction. They are doing unto each other what they would that men should do unto them,—[ Electric Light. Small birds nestling in brilliant foliage are fashionably employed instead of flowers upon some colored or white straw bonnets, while hats are much trimmed with smooth feathers. Ottoman or ribbed silk is still as fashionable as over, both plain and bro.aded all over in attorns of satin or velvet. In the latter stylo it composes most rich and dressy toilets. English women have begun to adopt a fash- ion introduced by o graceful Spaniard at a re- cent reception in London—a kid embroidered jacket, matching the exact shade of the velvet ol much used for Di K. C. Wesr's Neve AND Brary TReat wEN?, b guarantoed specifio for Hysteria, Dizzi \ USnynisions, ' ¥its, Norvors Neurlgin Headaohe, Nervous' Prostration caused by the use of aloohol or tobacco, Wakefuluess, Mental fori, Boftening of the Brain resulting in in sanity and leading to_micery, docay and death. Promature Old Age, Barrennces, Loss of power in eithor sox, Involuntary Losses and Bpermat- orrhaea caused by uver-exortion of the brain, solf. abuse or_over-indulgence, box contains one month's treatment, $1.00 & box, or six for §5.00, sont by mail prepaid on pt of price WE GUARANTEER SIX BOXES %o ouro any oase, With ench order rocetvea oy us for eix boxes, accompanicd with 850, we wi send the purchaser our written guarant B e Pt e Trantoions doos not alact @& oure, Guarantoes iseued oniy by | ;ub“!. GOODMANN, Druggist Agents for Omaha, o 266TH EDITION. PRICE $1.00. BY MAIL POSTPAID, “Yes,” sighed Amelia, “before marriage George professed himself to be willing to die for me, and now he won’t get his life insured in my favor,” and the poor girl burst into a fashionable flood of tears. Practico of wearing red vells is gotting to be quite universal in New York. Itis adopted ovenby florid persons; but to such a have high color, the red vell, either of grenadine or dotted net, is a singular choice indoed, and most inappropriate. Tt s not & great risk for n rich bachelor to offer a prizo of ailk dress to the young lady who oan chat half an hour and not say “‘per- fectly lovely,” provided she is mot talking about other ladies, when, of course, it would be perfeatly something else, = KNCW THYSELF. A GREAT MEDICAL WORK ON MANHOOD -fihmfiu‘d‘.flmw and PWM“ (O Promature Decline n Man, Errors of Youth, an e T A And old. " Tt dontaing 198 p«w::gmlom' Tor all_ atat 20d chroulodisoasos cackiono of which o fvaluabl the Author, whoso experience foi yoars is such asprobably nevor beforo foll #o the lo of an; an 800 poges, Fren, n overy 6o :fix::“ in boln,:!:nd d professionl,c_thas atly othe o b e ot e e el ol o B e el e medal awarded the author by the National Medica Assoclation, to the officers of which he refers. book should be read by the young for Instruo tlon, and by the affioted for rellot, all.—London Lan bleatings insido the brim, and laden outside with wroaths and sprays of rare Fronch flow- ers will bo the head covering par excollenco for tho protty youne girls this spring. Later on, the Gypsy will bo mado of shirred crape of silk mull. Tn many of the now costumes the bodice is peaked in front and at the back; it is contin- ued {nto drapery forming tho inovitable puff of the tournure. ~The skirt is cither plain aud trimmed across with braid, tucks or bins bands, or else pleated in round bollow pleata. In either caso thare is. gencrally one, two, or three narrow flutings round the foot. A bonnot of very dark groon_ straw and silk I trimmod with bright rod poppios;upon dark bluo straw and velvot is laid o cluster of creamy-white and pale pink roses; and over dark brown a bouquet of palo yollow prim- a0, | rosos, Tho violotte is also made of colored tullo to match, with chenille dots; this, how- over, Is not always b happy combinatior, and in many cases black is more becoming. Velvet will be combined with tho airy gnuzes and other transparent tissnes worn tho coming season. Gauze bodices, it is said, will hava velyat faolugs turnod down to (orm u bertha. Similar faciugs, added to the short sloeves, and cocked bows of velvet to corros- pond, are set here and there, butterfly fashion, among the folds of the cloud like draping. Tintod surah and light satins line mony of the elogant wraps and stylish visites now worn with fall drass, but as the summer advances, wl foundation' will be dispeused with, and “all-over” nots of varlous_patterns, matching the_Esourial, Oriental, Spanish, rose_poiut, applique, Stephauie, and other laces,will alone bo used for visites, pelerines, half do/mans,and Swiss capes, to bo worn over toileta of tho palest volors, Many ladies are again choosing the glazed kia glove in lprelnr‘lme to those which are un- dressed. Silk and silk linen gloves will, how- over, take tho lead in povulurity when the 18 will benefl! oct. Thero Is no member of soclety 80 whom this book will not be usetul, whether youth, guardl Ansbructor or clergyman, —A Addross tho Peabody Modi tute, or Dr. W. . Parker, No. 4 Bulfinch Street, Boston Mass., who may pe consulted on all disenses’ requiring skill and expertunce. Onranio andobstinatodiseasoathat have tho skill of all other phys- clane & spoclaity; Buch treated sucuoss. fully without aa tnstano allure, T - ol WOODBRTDGE BROS,, - 215 OPERA HOUSE, OMAHA, NEB, Sole Agents for the World-Renowned STECK, Decker & Son, and Hallett & Cunston Pianos, Alsv manufacturers and ‘wholesale dealers in weather becomes uncomfortably warm, The Oronis and Muslcr] Merchande; | s chidems i Somer i, e sy '!lus a“ us ca e[c a“ se' Indies choose the gauntleted gloves whi uhwar‘vx #@Send for Prices. m& [0 widely heralded. These gloves never were pretty, and always suggest a whip and reius a8 their proper accompaniments, Anemones are to be the flowers of the sea- son, that is, #s long as they continue to bios- som. Artificlal anemones are used on n.il- linery, and if well made, are very pretty and Imported Beer bmmlnlg.;‘ besides belug rather novel, tho IN BOTTLES. . wicely-blended, varied tints harmonizi 1) o ian, | ration thus far worn was noticed M Bohemian, o SDring Eokmeh, and. Was SokiiGE Tore of . Less than a group of fungl mixed with grasses. Mantles are undergoing quite a transforma- tlon, They ate graduaily becomiug louger, zd;a aud mw. de, 80 much trimmed and , | draped that are very near supersedin tho dreas Altogether; they unito,all the sons * | binations until now attributed to dresses. ‘They have numwuny are made of two differ: ent waterials, 'w ke long mantles mado of plain tisue, with long and ample sleeves mude of w material with & pattern, over a fnmnd of the color of the fabrio used or the mautle. Sprivg mantles are very long and very much trimmed. Sum- mer ones will be very short and of varied s « «Omaha Porter. D-mestic and Rhine ED. MAURER, V214 Warun B ——— The old fashioned Gypsy bonnets, with lace | g shapes, India voflln?, alovely soft material, close- 1y rosembling 1adia castmaors, i the st pojy: eredby u ular of the several grades aud' qualitios of vell. :‘P’“‘ v-r‘-.v'w oee m shown this season. 1t is exquisitely fine, o 8 | aud drapes n.ost graceiully. 14 is solf orlorad 5 tecaus. 8 a0a Brle | {u'w)] Tushiomablo shades, Tight o dark. and s most vffective when its garuiture consists of waves of croamy lace. Young ladies, how- ever, the coming summer will use the delicate such as dove, fawn, pale olive mauve, , #ud the like, for church and afternoon “ kirts are kiltod, the long aprou overskir ply fivished with a broad hem, aud the drapings held by Ottoman ! , the bodice alone e trimmed with pleatings of luce about the u aud sleoves, Tho protuiest stylo at prosont of arr b (A A g back into & French Jomes Modioal fnotibut d by theStateof Lllj~ jv curly Langtry bang v cota the brald on the orown' of the head a oconnecting link is re- qnired to cover tho space, For this purpose are usod velyet covered bands two or threo made in claasio fashion, such as nre seen npon the heads of Greek figures in Y.nln“n( and sculptura; but these prove often highly unbe. coming. There are shown quite au astonish- ing varlety of ornaments for the hair just now. Side combs, back com’s, half circles, and pins without namber are displayed. Thoso studded with mock diamonds are charming for full dress occasions, and the girls who woear their hair in short rings all over the head, use tiny side combs to keep their refactory locks out of their eyes. To many these 7I|Mnu ornaments aro also very fashionable sgain, and when the steel is pure and finely cut it glitters like diamonds. — Tell Mo Mother. Tell me, mother, tell your daughter, Toll me truly, 'do not scoff. Toll me if you think I onghter Take these derned old flannels off, Evansvillo Argus. e — MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC, Mr. Lawrenco Barrott opens at the London Lyceum under the best auspices. Most of the seats aro already taken, Mme. Ristori has marked out Lady Mac- both, Queen Elizabeth, Marie Antoinette Me- dia and Mary Stuart for her American tour, which is to begin in New York at the end of September. Schubort's opus number runs np to 1,113, and he died at 31 years, Of 457 songs per: haps » few dozen only are_generally known. They now epend 42,000 gulden on his moni- ment, but durivg his lifetime he received only $2,12 for one of his masterworks, Mary Anderson refused to play the day of tho duks of Albany's funeral. - Mary seems to have acquired a very sudden aud strong af- foction for English royalty, and her tears on the occasion of the dude's death wero porhaps a8 copions and sincere as those shed by some of his relatives, Mme, Materna and Messra, Winklemann and Soaria sailed in tho Alaska on Saturday last, and are expocted to arrive ocarly noxt week. They will make their first appear: in America during the following week in ton. The salo ‘or the Wagner coacerts in New York is immense. Miss Emms Juch has been engaged to sing a #0lo at the Chicago Musi Festival next month. She occupies ni enduring fame on the recommendation of Mr. Jimmie Morrissoy, who says she is the rival of Patti, Inasmuch as Mr. Morrissey used to cry in the wilderness ahead of Lmma Abhott, it is presumed ho knows what he is talking about, Sardon has completed a new drama for Sarah Bernhardt. The scene is placed in the period of the Renaissance, The cost of cus- tumes and scenory to mount it properly is esti- mated at £8000, M. Derenbourg, the man- ager of the Porte Saint Martin Theutre, where it was to be given, objected to the cost, and rather than undertaks its preparation resigned his position. Colonel Mapleson announces a short season of opera at the New York Academy of Music, which will open on the 14th inst. with “vin- da,” with Mme. Patti appearing in tho title role. On the following Wednesday evening Mme. Gerster will make her reappearance as Adina in *‘Elisir d’Amore,” and on Friday evening*‘Romeo de Giulletta" will be sroduced with Mime, Patti as Giulletta, and Sfgnor Ni- colini as Romeo, Although nearly 72 years of g0, Mr. C. W. Couldock, who plays the part of Dunatan with the Madison Square “‘Hazel Kirke” company, feels as strong and robust as he did ten years ago. There are but two actors on the Ameri- can stago to-day_older than the gentloman, They aro Mr. Wm. Warren, of the Boston museum, and Mr. John Gilbert, of Wallack's theater, New York. Both have turned 70 by twe or three years, A curious table has been compiled showing the demands made on the vocalists engaged at the Tmperial Opera in Vienna. The num- bers following the names here given show how often during 1883 each vocalist sang,while thosein parenthesis indicates the number of times the terms of their contracts would have justified the management in calling upon ringofl you for no hundert dollar, un’ T don' do no pizness mit you votever, don's it *Vy 1 dido't buy dot ring off Silbeemann, eh? Vell, Silbermann vas goin’ to marey my vife vunce; un’ he didn't. Ven a man was schmart. er a1, 1 don' Ao no pizness mit him ain'e it1"—{Adapted from the german, for Puck. A Tucson, A. T., paper says that one after- noon recently when the east-bound passenyer train was absut ton miles oat & rare mirage of the entire train was reflactod on the western horizon, aml could be seen moving at a rapid rate for more than one mile hlonfi in the air, The color of tha cars was very distinot, and the entire train so well outlined that it was readily identified on its appronch to the depot, The sight was witnessed by a large number of persons, It was a Cass avenue car, The man in the corner had observed to the passenger opposite that it was ‘‘a very protty day, very pretty day, sir.” “Tshould hardly call it “protty,” answered the otherina gruff tons. *‘It's s fino day, that's what you mean.” “I said pretty,” retorted the first speaker. ‘“‘And I said fine,"” growled his visa-vis. “Gentle. men,” said an old farmer with a carpet satchel, “it's a b-o-a-t-ee-foo) day for butcherin’ hogs.” “It's » hoavenly day for the matinee,” lisped asweat young thing of fifty. “Good day,” anid the first speaker, abruptly, as he bolted from the car *“I'll see you again.” ‘“‘S'mother day,” murmured the ministerial looking man who had not yet spoken,—Detroit Free Press. The latest pokor story has fer its hero a neat, elderly gentleman with a portly figure, long white beard, and a penchant for white vests. This courtly old gentleman happens to be a stammerer, One night he returns home with his hands me, long white beard and besu- tiful expanse of yest pattern, a matted, moppy mass of tobacco juice and tobaoco quids, “Why, my desr,” says his wife, “Where have yon been?” **Boen p-p-playing p-p-poker,” h replies, “But yon aro_n sight to hehold,” ex- claims the wife, ‘‘your board and vost are pos. itively rooking with tobacco juico and old plugs.” “C-c-conldn’s help it,” expostulates the old gentleman. “‘Oh, but couldn’t you turn your head to ono sido when you spit?” suggests the wifo. “N-n-no, my d-dear,” ro. oliad the husband, *‘n-n-not with those f-f-fel- ora!” 1t, The crazy quilts are now the rage In which the ladies all engage; They sew and atitch till hours lata; All §oams are crooked, none aro straight. Did you ever seo a crazy quilt? Black, red, blue green, all mixed with gilt, All'in’a clnator, all remote, Ringed, striped and specked, like Joseph's coat, A winding stair it represents, Or sometimes like zigzog fonce; Both length and breadth these nooks extend, Have no beginning or 1o end. These blocks are neither square nor round, All in a jumble, upside down. OF all the quilts it will outrank- The crazy quilt it is a crank. i them: Meterna, 39 (64); Winkelmann, 87 (50); Soaria, 72 (76); Beck, 48 (68); Walter, 81 (45); Reichmann, 40 (55); Papier, 73 (105); Bianchi, 36 (72), eto. At the sixth closing exhibition of the Royal Conservatory of Music at Leipzig, the per- formance of Professor Edwin Higley, for- werly of Middlebury, Vermont, seems to have met with a flattering reception. The distin- gnished critio, Paul Homeyer, commenting on the exercises in The Leipziger Tageblatt, re- marks: Bach’s Doric Fugue was rendered by Mr, Higloy with complete’ correctuess, as well on the techuical as on the musical side. His playing was distinguishod throughout by goo )l\rmh\i( and rhythmical certainty.” = Pro- essor Higley will go to Worceater, Mass,, on his return to this country this month. Mr, Joseph Jefferson will travel only 20 weeks next season, Ho is_conducting his af- fairs at present upon o basis which is avoided by all other other theatrical stars, It is his intention to play from Septomber until tho last of December, which is generally consid- ered the worst part of the dramatic season, particularly in an election yesr. Seventeen weeks out of the 20 which are laid out for his tour are said to be arranged exclusivel among one night stands, It is Mr. Jefferson's impression that he is strongest in the smaller towns along that somewhat vague and far- reaching region known as ‘‘the road’ He will travel in a private car arranged upon the hotel principle, thus avoiding the necessity of routivg his company out at all hours of the night to take unseeinly trains, The hotel car 80 far as its employment in theatrical affairs is concerned, has worked a great change in the system of travel. The comfort of the actors is greatly enhanced, both in the matter of eating and sleepin — A Tale of Two Cities, A New York girl visited Boston Went to waulk; but the first street she cross. ed on ‘Took her out of the way, 80 she traveled all day And arrived at the spot she got lost on. A Boston girl came to New York And tried eating ice creawm with fork, But the tax and the strain Proved too muvh for her brain 8o she went back to baked beans and l]mrk‘ ~—[The Judge. T ———" PEPPERMINT DROPS, Henry Irving's criticism on Indianapolis is: 1t is & one-horse town and has too wmany fat Indios A 8t. Louls man smoked clgarettes until he fainted. Nobody ever heard of & Chicago man faintivg. In Siberis a man can buy a wife for eight dogs, but iu this countay it is dogs sometimes that prevent a mau from getting & wife, It is eusder to puta pair of cuff buttons into @ now pair of four ply cuffs with your fiuger nails out down below the quick than to tell when spring has really set iu to stay.—[Puuch, A manufacturer of white wine vinegar claims that his um:émund is 80 mnch bebb:rxtbnu the old-fushioned concoction that he has sdopted tho aign of **Who will care for mother now?" [Boston Courier, Now York has & social agony called “pink dinuers,” but we do not know why, unless it is to bo distinguished from the Monday moals, whon the cook helps with wash. They are always blue dinners, A nan at Hot Springs, Arkansas, has been fined $200 for killing an editor. That follow will ba more careful beroafter. Had he killed any otier sort of & wan he would have lfimn asked out to drink and elocted to an of- ce. For western folks cau stand a good deal,but wheu it comes to horse stealing think it ix time to draw the lino, which they do by hitch- ing & clothes line to the thief aud throwing one end over the limb of # wes. Theu all help draw it. “Was not Mr. George Washington Johu. son afraid to die?” asked » gentleman of one 4 | and aid ho wanted o wife, of the friends of a departed colored wman, “'Oh, no!” was the reply, “*he took morn'n ten dollars worth of patent medisons durin' his Las’ sicknees, About the most punctious workman we ever hourd of was the carpenter, in oue of our Bousos, who had Ius haminer) ralsed o ] o ey el ust as the whistles blew for | d. e R T ot B e s iiarn, Qileks pall. - [Burliogton Free Prose. | e “Nelu, Here Silbermann, I dou's buy dot OQONNUBIALITIES, J. J. Goodlet, aged 70 years, and Alice Norton. u&ed 22 years, were married recently at the bride's residence in Anderson county, Kentucky. ‘The ancient leap-year girl who ‘‘wouldn’t marry the best man living,” has just engaged herself to a street loafer, She stuck to her word. —[Kentucky State Journal, Mary Jane Baldwin, a Leng Island girl, who, because one of her rejected admirers suicided, vowod she would ‘‘never marry all the days of her life,” was married at midnight last Sunday. “My girl has given me up,” he said; #All on account of her mother, But ‘there’s just as good fish in the sea,’ And I must fish for another.” —[Kentucky Stete Journal, Everybody itches and burns_and aches and writhes _with the intensest desire to marry. —[Blonde and Brunette of the Sunny Clime, Great heaveus girls! Lot up on buckwheat cukes.—[Bradford Sunday Mail. 1f a foreign dude comes to Chicago and ex- pects to marry a williousiross, simply bocauso o parts his hair in the middle, wears glasses, cano and corsets, ho will be shocked to hear that Chicago_girls are partial to real men.— [Carl Protzel’s Weeklv. Quite o party had assembled at the residence of a young lady in Rahway, N. Y., last Thursday, to witness her marriage. Sho had driven out, ns sho anid, to the rosidence of the minister o bring him ‘around. They waited for thres mortal hours and no bride came, In- vestigation showed that she and the minister bad been married. A wealthy Scandinavian from Bismarck, Dakota, arrived in St. Paul, Minn,, last week, At the depot ho ot for the first timo & man to whom ho of- fored 8200 if ho would find him a wife on short notice. The man took him to his own_house and introduced him to his daughter. Tho bar- goln was_quickly made, and a3 & guarantee of good faith the man from Dakota transferred £10,000 worth of Bismarck property to his in- touded bride. The marriage took place on Saturday last. A Polish marringe broker in Now York fhas sued another son of Poland to recover $370 for procuring a suitable lady for him to marry. Sho was to be young, well buils, pretty, and, if possible, wealthy. For procuring uch & one he was to receive 8100 and 10 per cent of her reputed wealth. The dofendant answers by saying that tholady providedvy the broker, whilo youne and worth $2,700 in her own right, {s neither pretty nor well put together; T fact is homely; which ho llegos 1s the roa. son shio hos not married long ago. Tafly. She had no wealth of flowing tresses; She had no wondrous store of tin; Her hair and purse, the bard confesses, Were rather thin, She had no soul-ensnaring glances, And in her cheek was ne'er & dimple, She stirsed no post's errant fancies, And looked half simple. But yet she won the hearts of all men Avd had more offers in a week, From good and bad, from short and tall men, Than fame can speak. Yon wonder then what was her dower? Well, I will try to tell you briefly; 1t was her taffy-giving pawer, Foremost and chiefly, Harvard Lampoon, — FANOY FOOD. The spring chicken now makes the broil. B} ; Broiled shad roe is now in order for break- ast, Spring lamb is almost good enough to eat now, Leottuce improves in quality as spring ad- vances. Oysters are losing their fine quality very rapidly, There {s promised an abundance of shad this yoear, Lovers of calery have but & few more days to enjoy it. Best of salads now is that of new tomatoes and lettuce, Bear meat sells in marke$ at twenty-five couts a pound, Buckwheat cakes have been put away on the shelf for 1885, The butchers are telling all sorts of stories about Chicago dressed. Au odd mess, made of terrapin, oysters and mushrooms, hay been introduced, Artificial Worcestershire sauce can usually be detocted by the intense heat. Shad roe broiled wita Rhine wine is includ- ed among *'delicious breakfast dishes.” Giblots stewed after the Swiss style, and with a touch of wine, are very delicious, - OMAHA DAILY BEE ~SATURDAY, APRIL 12, 1884 which the priests carried on_their shoulders?” asked a_Sunday school teacher of her class of boys. Up went n small hand, You may tell, Jimmy,” she said. “Noah and his family, and two of every living croature,” was the prompt reply. One Sunday & Sunderland, Mass., superin. tendant. after the lesson was closed, asked the littlo boys the following question from the smaller questior book: ‘Who knows better than father or mother?” A little five-year old promptly answered, ‘T do.” Boyhood is candid, and middle age, though it may think the same thinys, is reticent. ““What part,” asked the Sunday school teasher, ‘“of the ‘Burial of Sir John Moore' do you like best!” He was thoughtful for A moment, and then rep : “Few and short were the pray- ers said. Pall for the Shore, Lot us all pull out of the ses of sickness and despondency, and get onto a rock founda- tion of good,2 strong health. Burdock Blood Bitters are tha thing to pull for. They are one of themost renowned health rostoratives ever manufactured. il . THE OHICKENS' MOTHER. ‘Which -The Hen That Laid the Eggs or the Hen That Hatched The Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Yesterday Lewis Jander, the keeper of the East End garden, appeared before ’Squire Schwab and swore out a warrant for the arrest of Mrs. Katherine Peters on the charge of provocation. The trou- ble between the two neighbor grew out of the division of an egg, which both claimed, but to which neither had an ex- clusive right. Mra, Peters owned a fine brown Leghorn hen, to which she was greatly attacked, and Jander owned large Brahma rooster. The rooster and the hen were constant compantons, either the rooster was on a vigit to the hen or the hen was over see- ing its neighbor rooster. Yesterday a fine large fresh egg was found by a son of Mrs, Poters, who started to take it home, when he was caught by Jander and compelled to give it up. When the boy told his mother she immediately went to Jander and demanaed of him the egg. He re- fused, and soon a free for all was indulg- ed in, the winner to take the egg. It was nip and tuck, and finally 'Squire Schwab was called on to decide who was the real owner of the egg. He stated that it was a question of law on which he was not posted, and the matter is referred to the public for a decision. e — The Largest Stock in Omaha and Makes the Lowest Prices Furniture! DRAPERIES ANC MIRRORS CEANMBER SrhTs ¢ Just received an assortment far uurpmi::fi the latest and most tut{ designs manufactur a range of prices from t| anything in this market, comprising for this spring's trade and covering @ Cheapest to the most Expensive, Parlor Coods Now ready for theinspection of cus- tomers, the newest rovelti s in Suits and Odd Pieces. Draperies. Jomplete stock of all the latest stylesin Turcoman, Madras and Lace Curtains, Ete., Ete. Elozant Passenger Elevator to all Floors. CHARLES SHIVERICK, 1206, 1208 and 1210 Farnam Street, = - - - OMAHA, NEB! WM. SN YDHR, ' e = MANUFACTURER OF OF;STRICTLY PIKST-CLASS LalTianes, Buogies AND TWO WHEEL CARTS. Wi ‘Omaha. Neb 1810 and 1820 Harnoy Streot and 408 8, 18th Birost, Uustrated Cataloguo furnished froe upon appiicatian. ScROFULA.—A medicne that destroys the germs of Scrofula and has the power to root it out is appreciated by the af- flicted. The remarkable cures of men women and children as described by tes- timonials, prove Hood'’s Sarsaparilla a re- liable medicine containing remedia agents which eradicate Scrofula from the blood. 100 doses §1.00. Sold by alldealers. C. 1. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass. —— Tight Trousers. Philadelphia Record. ¢Here, conductor, this young man’s fainted.” The words were uttered in a tone of great excitement by a stout woman of about 40 years of age, last evening in a Columbia avenue car, and as the spoke a slim youth who was seated beside her in a corner of the car fell forward and dropped in a heap upon the straw. With the assistance of a gentleman the conductor hfted the senseless youth on to the seat, and two minutes later, as the car passed a drug store, pulled the bell strap, and followed by a half a dozen in- terested passengers, five of whom were women, carried hlm into the store, where he was placed ona lounge in the back room, A doctor was hurriedly summoned, and after a disappearance of about ten min- utes the young man and the physician came out of the room, which had been closed, arm in arm. The young man's faco was still pale, and he walked with a very perceptible tremor. After a few moment’s rest the young man got on another car and went away, and the doc- tor said: “‘This is the fourth case this month I have seen of the deadly effects of wearing tight trousers, and had that young man not been attended to promptly he might have been in great danger.” *“Tight trousers!” queried a bystandor, incroduously. *“Yes, sir; tight trousers! Why you can not imagine how often we doctors have to treat cases of illness brought on by no other cause. Take that youny man, for instance; his trousers were at least four sizes too small for him; not too short, of course, but too tight, and for hours and hours he had been walking about a pressure of at least 275 pounds to the equare inch on hia olexii vivisectoria arteries, which ure situated in the calves of the human legs. This tremendous pressure forces the blood into channels not able to carry it without undue straining, and although the victim feels no pain he is liable at any moment to topple over in a swoon, and unless relief is promptly given a long and serious illness is likely to follow. 1t is a similar trouble to that experienced when it was the fashion for ladies to wear very tight sloeves, excopt that in the case of tight trousers the material is heavier, the Iarger, and_the result apt to be more dangerous and diffic: o relieve,” — “I'm All Broke Up!" This is the usual exclamation of one afflicted with rheumatism, or lameness, Rheumatic people are indeed entitled to our sincere sym- pathy and commiseration. Speedy relief is offered them in Dr. Thomas' Felectric Gil. 1t is the sworn enemy of all aches and pains. TN P. J. Sundell, a Scandinavian, on his way from Lodi, D, T., to Moscow, Idabo, FRED W. GIRAY, (SUCCKESSOR T\ FOSTER & GRAY.) LUNMMBEIR, LIME AND CEMENT. Office and Yard, Gthand Douglas St (Jmaha Neb. P. BOYER & CO. DEALERS IN Hall's Safe and Lock Comp'y FIRE AND BURGLAR PROOF SAFE, VAULTY, LOCKS, &. AORKRO ' Farmnarm Streot. O xmak SPECIAL NOTICE TO Growers of Live Stock and Others. WE CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO Our Ground Qil Cake. 1t isthe best and choavest food for stook of any kind. Une pound i equsl to three pounds of com stock fed with Ground 01l Cako 2 the Fall and Wister, instead of running down, will increaso in weight and be 1n good marketable cour.tion in tho spong. Dalrymen, 1e well aa others, wio use It can festity to its merits. Try {8 and judwe fur youraeives. meuwt'.‘a.o'g ) por b GOMa g 0 charge for macks. Address NSEED AT OAMDANY Omuba Nab, Johmn I Willsie, PROPRIETOR OMAHA PAPER BOX FACTORY, 106 and 108 South 14th Streot, Omaha, Nebraska. jolicl’ ed.” FAU CLAIRE LUMBER YARD. 1024 North Eighteenth Street, Omaha, on Street E. W. DIZXOIN . WHOLESALE AND RETAIT, Lumber Lime, Lath Doors, Windgws, Ete. Girades and prices as 2ood and low as any in the cit Please try me. WHOLESATLR CIGARS & TOBAGCO. TELE NEW HOUSE OF GCARRABRANT:COLE “Correspondenc Car Line. was knocked down and robbed of $1b0 on the river bank near the foot of Ne- brasks street, Sioux City, about 4 o’clock last Tuesday afternoon. oo SRR Weak people should use Samaritan Nervine, the great nerve conqueror, “My wife's 3 years nervous affliction,” says Rev. J. A. Edie, of Beaver, Pa “was cured by Samaritan Nervine, §1.50 at Druggists. | —— The Des Moines News says: ‘‘The plain truth is that many laborers and mechanics s1e out of work, and the city stands in far more need of employers than employes.” e —— Horsford's Acid Phosphate 1n Debility From Overwork. Dr. G. W. Covurys, Tipton, Ind., [Hotel Mail, o ——— Easter Eggs and Bonnets, The lays that ponsive poets siug Of Eustor ogge aud hard-shell spring, In sharp, staccato sonnats, Are thythwio, rollicking aud rare, But none can ever quite compare To the symphony in bonnets. o — JOLLY JUVENILES, littlo boy, whose father was advised to drink ale because the doctor said he was run ® WU, was caught pouring » bottle of ale into r clock. *'Why, J:-hnmny what are you run down,” o mamma; it “What was in the ark of the covenant says: **I used it in nervous debility brought on by overwork in warm weather, with good results.” e — An aged couple by the name of Neely, living in _Tipton, came very near being suffocated by coal gas Friday night last They were unconscious four hours from the time they were discoverd, e ——— Instructive Reading, Some of the testimonials from different peo- lo relative to Thomas' Aclectric Oil, snd &n velief it has given them when distressed with headache, earache, and toochache are as Iutaresting reading as you will find, This be- ing & standard wedicine, is sold everywhere by druggists. Fine Havans, Key West and Domestic Cigars. A!l Standard Brands Tobaccos, Trial Orders Soicited. Satisfaction Guarautged, { asor ramxam sx., omaRA. Dr. CONNAUGHTON 103 BRADY ST., DAVENPORT, IOWA, U. 8. A. Established 1878—03&9"?, Deafness, Lung and Nervous Diseases Speedily and Permanently Cured. Patiente Oured at Home. Write for *“Tuz Mevioar-Missionary,” for the People, Free. Jonsultation and Correspondence Gratis. P. O. Box 202. Telephone No, 226. HON. EDWARD RJSSELL, Postmaster, Davenport, sa ‘‘Physician of nea aolty ana Marked Success.” CONGRESSMAN MURPHY, Davenport, «vitan: '*An nonorable Man, Fine Success, Wonderful Cures "—-Hovrs. 8 to 6 G, T0 DaSTqeIsy CARRIACE FACTORY 1409 and (411 Dodge St. { <owomagm OMAHA. NE ou Application. A | m——— i .