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o [} — — G0 T B ) FA e e SBT3 S e A 1 D — THE DAILY BEE--OMAHA, THUR SDAY. APRIL 3, 188s. R VW ATCH The Kidneys. fhey are the most important sec- retory organe. Into and through the Kidneys flow the waste fluids of the body, containing poisonous mat- ter taken out of the system. If the Kidneys do not act properly this matter isyeturned, the whole sys- tem becomes disordered and the fol- lowing symptoms will follow: Headache, weakness, pain in the small of back and loins, flushes of heat, chills, with disordered stom= achand howels. You cau thorough- ly protect the Kidneys by BUR- DOCK BLOOD BITTERS and when any of these symptoms mani- fest themselues you can qulekly rid yourse f of them by this best of all medicives for the Kidneys. BUR- DOCK BLOOD BITTESS are sold everywhere at 81 per bottle, and oue hottle will prove ther efficacy. «=THE MILD POWER CURES.— UMPHREYS’ OMEOPATHIC SPECIFICS. 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Prof. Horsford says the Emperor's cigars were made specially for him in Ha- ‘vana from leaf tobaccogrown in the Golden Belt of North Carolina, this being the finest leaf grown. Blackwell's Bull Durham Smokini Tobacco is made from the same leaf used in the Emperor's cigars, is abso- lately pure and is unquestionably the best tobacco ever offered. Thackeray's gifted daughter, Anne, in her sketch of Alfred Tennyson, {n Harper's Monthiy, tells of her visit to the great poet. She found him smoking Blackwell's Bull Durham Tobacco, kent him by Hon. James Russell Lowell, American Minister to the Court of 8t. Jaines. In these days of adulteration, it isacom- fort to emokers to know that the Bull Dur- ham brand is absolutely pure, and made from the bost tobaceo the world produces. Blackwell's Bull Durham Smoking To- bacco ia the best and purest made. All dealers bave it. None genuine without the tradeanark of the Bull. 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Night Losses by Dreams, Pimples on he Face,Lost Manhood, positively cured, There 0 experime e i atonce used in dnes sent by Mail and Express, No marks on yackage to indicate cotents or sender. Address K:a. JAMES,No. 204Washington 51, Chicags b N Cavers. o e R froe. A !(l 'AIC BELT CO., Murshall, Mich, The affcay was a tion row of yesterday. 1aWA ISLATURE. Both Houses Adjourn Sine Die at Nominal Noon Yesterday <A Num- ber of Measures Lost and Won ~Hilari Finish, Des Morxes, April 2.—In the senate the session was devoted to considering house messages, the witnessing of the signing of bills by the president, and the adoption of complimentary resolutions to the officers of the senate. The bill ap- propriating 81,600 for the education of Kate Shelly was lost. A bill passed giv- ing the veto power to mayors of first and second cluss cities. A bill was passed establishing the terms of the Pot- tawattamie circuit court at Avoca. Also appropriating $50,000 toward establish- ing a soldiers’ home, when the same shall be located in Towa by congress. The clock was stopped at ten minutes before 12, and when the house committee announced that that body was ready to adjourn, and the work of the senate was completed, prayer was oftered by Senator Marshall, and at ten minutes past 1 by actual time and one minute past 12 by the senate clock, Governor Manning de- clared the senate adjourned sine die. In the house thebill passed appropriat- ing 81,600 for the education of Kate Shelly; also to regulate tho sale of illum- inating oils; also the general appropria- tion bill to meet judicial expenscs and the expensos of the general assembly. The bill to locate the supreme court at Des Moines was defeated by a tie vote of 27 to 47. At last night's session Speaker Wolf was presented with a fine gold watch and chain valued at 8250; Chief Clerk Fos- ter with a beautiful bronze clock, his two assistants (Rice and Weaver) each re- ceiving a fine silver watch. The closing hours of the session were marked by that hilarity and uproarious- ness that always characterize tho last night and day of the general assembly. Ten minutes before the final adjourn- ment was devoted to good-byes and speeches, in which Messra. Weaver, Dab- ney, Merrill, Russell, Kerr and others distinguished themselves by some fine flights of oratory. The house also voted to the speaker aud chief clerk the chairs they have used during the session. The state house is deserted and dark to-night, and a large majority of the members de. parted for their homes. e — Coolly Awaiting the Gallows. New York, April 2.—Young Theo- dore Hoffman, who was sentenced to be hanged on April 18 at White Plains, maintains the flippant air assumed by him when he entered the jail fourteen mouths ago. The death watch is kept upon him day and night, but he tells yarns of his personal adventures which nobody believes, and laughs and chats with visitors. He jestingly refers to his coming execution, when the subject is mentioned, as though it were an incident worthy of only a passing thought. Determined to Plead Guilty. Lacoxia, N. H., April 1.—Thomas Sa- | Y. mon was arranged yesterday for the mur- der of Ruddy family and Mrs. Ford, in Laconia, last fall. ~ His assigned counsel announced that Samon was determined to plead guilty of murder in the first de- gree; that Samon declared that it would not be just for him to escape the scaffold. As counsel could find no evidence of in- sanity on the prisoner's part he there- fore advised the court to receive Samon’s plea of guilty, After a medical exam- nation of Samon the trial will proceed. ———— Outraged an Octoroon. LeavesworrH, Kan., April 1.—Three young men named Ratchford, Fitzgibbon and Malooney, a little after midnight last night, forced an entrance into the home of Mrs. Taylor, on Pottawatamie street. Here they seized an octoroon, aged 18, and ravished her. Two of the brutes were arrested before daylight, and the third was captured early this morn- ing by the police. The yeung men all belong to well-to-do families, B e Shooting Affray at Dubuque. Dusuque, Ia., April 1.—The proprie- tor of the Sheppard skating rink was as- saulted lasc night by a party secking ad- mission without paying. Thereupon Mr. Sheppard fired a pistol at the assailant, the hall missing him and passing through the lobe of the ear of a boy, Dick Hell- er’s non, standing in the crowd. Sheppard was urrested and lodged in jail. e A Candidate for Congress Suicides. HunsMax, Tenn., April 2. Captain Wm. H. Robinson, democratic candidate for congress in the Eighth Alabama dis- trict against Gen Joo Wheeler, commit- ted suicide at Scottsboro, Ala.,last night, by sticking a penknifo in his heart. He had just returned from an electioneering tour, and it is supposed the excitement affected his mind. ————— A Woman Suicides in 8t, Louis, 81, Louis, April 2. A lady who regi tered at the Laclede hotel thres days ago as Mrs, Kadcliffe, Kansas City, was found dead in bed this afternoon, with a druggist’s prescription box containing a swall amount of white powder supposed to be arsenic lying on a table in the roow. The lady was about 50 years old and weli dressed, all her garments bemng new but unmarked, hence no clue to her identity. No money found o — A Swallow Brings a Message. Hamivron, Ont., April 2 —A large swallow, which appeared to be disabled, was captured in the gardin of G. W. Johnson here. On examination a card was found tied under one of the wings, signed *Lilly Ransom, Meadville, South Carolina.” The writer stated that the bird had been let out of the cage at Meadville on the 4th of February. Some verses were also attached by the lady, Republican Divisions in Minnesota. Farco, Dak., April 2,.—It is learned that K. I Holmes, chairman of the Kindred congressional committeee in the Fifth Minnesota district, will call’a cor vention of the independent republic: in that district, thus sending two aelega tions to Chicago. It is not believed the the difference between the factious can be healed. o —— Bulleted by His Brother-in-law. GALVESTON, April 2,—The News' Cle. burne special says: Word is received to-night from Alvarado that Dr. Nix, at that place, was shot in the head by his brother-iu-law, and will probably oie mtinuation of the elec- — Arrested for Finbezzlement, Houstoy, Tex., April 2.—G. Weimers, alias Schubert, a resident of Houston for the past year, wan arrested here, charg:d a'y of ewmbezzling §2 600 while treasurer of St. Clair county, Il It is slleged he left a wife in Illinois, but married another at Houston. His first employ- ment in this city was as bookkeeper for the Anheuser beer agency, then a bar- tonder in a prominent saloon. L — The Weathe Wasuinaroy, April 2.—Upper Mis- sissippt and Missouri valley: Slightly warmer and fair weather; winde, prob- ably shifting west and south; lewer barometer. LAMENTED ALBANY, ¥ alof the orite Prince ~His Manly and Moral Oharacter. Caxnes, April 1.—The Prince of Wales and forty distinguished persons were presont at the funeral servioes of the Duke of Albany. The train contain- ing the body started for Oherbourg with military honors and salutes from guns, The London journals devote eight col- umns apiece to accounts of Albany's life and death and the demonstrations of public grief abounding in details, which aro really interesting to the English peo- ple with whom he was more popular than any other of the queen’s sons excepting perhaps the Prince of Wales. Prince Leopold in generally believed to have led an orderly and studious life. He was liked at Oxford and was a thor- oughly capable man, He was wil- ling to make good speeches whenever ho was asked. He evinced interest in art and was valued for his literary cul- ture, and his sympathy with those about and below him in rank. He was a good landlord vna small scalo and an easy master, His marriage with the Princess Helena of Waldeck being understood to be a love-match, further endeared him tc domestic people, who have rejoiced since the coremony in the absence of scandal about their favorite. A recent letter from Cannes said that he was never in better health, but his physicians have always known that death was possible at any moment from congenital weakness of the blood-vessels of tho skin. His death upsets all special arrange- ments, postpones the marriage of the queon’s granddaughter, aud prevents the queen’s journey, which was fixed for Monday week. It also cancels diplo- matic and many other dinner parties. It called the prince of Wales away from the races at Liverpool, where he had just witnessed the defeat of his horse, the favorite for tho grand national steeple- chase. It throws this and nearly every foroign capital into ofticial mourning. Sympathy with the duchess of Albany KANSAS SALOONS, The War of Prosccution Continues— Atchison in Law, Arcnrson, Ka., April 1.—The liquor prosecutions continued during last woek before R. B. Drury, and excitement grows greater hour by hour. So far but two jurors have been secured out of one hundred business men and citizens sum- moned by the constable to test their qualifications, all being excused for hav- ing formed an opinion. The two ju- rors chosen have been alone ac- cepted by the state, tho defense having made no challenger To add to the excitement, papers in quo warranto proceedings ot the state of Kansas against the city of Atchison were placed in the hands of Sheriff Hargrave tc-day and served upon Mayor Burnes, the an- swor mado returnable to the supreme court April 3. This is to prevent the city government from collecting the special licenss tax imposed on saloon-keepers, which permits their selling soda and min- eral waters and other drinks, As city’'s main revenue comes from this source, having some forty-five saloons, cur affairs will be run on the low-pressure plan indefinitely. ———— . Let Us Tell You. Lot us tell yon that & person who is billions or constipated is not o well person, and further, that neatly every one is subject to these irreg- ularities. Lot us tell you also that Zurdock Blood Bitters are one of the finest diurotics and aperionts ovor yet dovise: B ey Minnesota Free Traders, St Pavi, April 2--A freo trade leaguo was oreanizea here this evenfng. The constitution declares in favor of ab- solute freo trade, pledges its membors neither to support or vote for any candi- date for congress or a member of the legislature who is not pledged for free trade. The members include somo of the most prominent members of both polit- ical parties. Bt Enst-Bound Freights. New York, April 2.—Rumors are cir- culated here to the effect that Commie- sioner Fink has ordered an advance on He was as cool as a cucumber, though I expected to see him killed, and was so excited I could not speak. Well, air, when the leaders had got within about a quarter of a mile of him 1 saw them try to alack up, though they could not do it very quick. But the wholo herd seemed to want to stop, and when the cows and stecrs in the rear got about where the ocowboy had cut across their path I was surprised to see them stop and commeonce tonibblo at the grass. Then the whole herd stopped, wheeled, straggled back and went to fighting for a chance to oat where the rear guard was. You see, that cowboy had opened a big bag of salt he had brought out from the ranch to givo the cattle, galloped across the herd's course and emptied the bag. Every crit- ter sniffed that line of salt, and, of course, that broke up the stampede. But I tell you it was a ueer sight to see that cuss out thero on the edge of that bluff quiet- l{ rolling a cigarette, when it seemed as if he'd be lying under 200 tons of beef in about a minute and a half.” — ADY WHISTLERS, The Art By Which They Reduce Their Mouths aud Give Their Tongues Play, YOUNG New York Herald, The familiar air of “The Mocking Bird"” whistled through West Forty-sixth stroot yosterday morning, but the music was not that of tho flute, the flagolet, the piccolo, the clarionet or the fife. A reporter of The Herald, who was passing along tho street, stopped to listen, for, save a protty young lady standing on a door step, no one was in sight. Still the twittering and bird like solo continued to vibrate down the block. It was the young lady who was whistling, and the reportor took tho libotty of exprossing his astonishment to her. “Were you whistling?” ho inquired of the young music maker. *‘The young lady smiled, turned three difficult corners in the tune, worked in a e ———————— the life of a car wheel was estimated at eight yoars, but the reduction of the rail- roads generally to the standard gauge, and the improvements in loading and unloading facilities have mnh\rinlfy de- oreased the length of service that a wheel may be depended upon to perform, The uniformity in gauge keeps cars in more continuous use, while the decrease in time of loading and unloading enables them to be put to more active service oven where they are run only on short local routes “These figures do not include the wheels on palace coaches and the bettor class of passenger conches. The wheels on that grade of rolling stock are now made almost oxclusively of paper. They aro as serviceable as iron, and combine lightness with strength, a great desidera- tum where speed and economy in motive power are of paramount importance.” VANDERBILT' With Something About a Man Known as the Best Barber in New York, Atlanta Constitution. Most of the socialists in this city are Germans. The socialists beliove in the assassination of monarchs, Our Ameri- can monarchs are millionaires. William H. Vandernilt is despotic by two hun- dred millions, Still, he lets a German draw a_keen blado over his throat every day. Thereis a quaint and jolly old Ger- man, with a huge red nose, a perfectly bald head, and an immense mustache waxed at the onds, who may be seen any morning of the year going down Fifth avenue with the march of a dissipated Prussian _grenadier and the smile of a happy infant. He is gontleness itself. Evorybody who knows him _calls him Jakey, but ho ownas the full name of Jacob Aber. Every morning about 9 o'clock he stops at the magniticent resi- dence of William H. Vanderbilt, greets tho sorvant who opens the door blandly, and goos at once to Mr. Vanderbilt's bar- ber-shop. So much has been written about his tremole, half a dozen birdlike trills, stopped and answered: “Yos, Why?" “‘Because you whistle so beautifully, and— “‘Well, T think I ought to,” she inter- all rates on east-bound grain to a basis of 20 cents from Chicago. The rumor is denied, however, by Commissioner Fink, who says he has no intention at present of making any chango in rates. and the queen is universal. There is some anxiety respecting the effect of the news upon the queen’s health, which is always sensitive to calamities. e — Wel De Meyer It is now undisputed that Wei De Mey- er’s Catarrh Cure is the only treatment that will absolutely cure Catarrh—fresh or chronic “‘Very efficacious, Sam'l. Gould, Weeping Water, Neb,” “One box cured me, Mrs. Mary Kenyon, Bismarck, Dakota™” It restored me to the pulpit, Rev. Geo. . Reis, Cobleville, Y.” *On box radically cured H. Taylor, 140 Noble street, ‘A perfect cure after 30 years D. McDounald, 710 Broadway, N. Thousands of testimonials are received from all parts of the world. De- livered, $1.00. Dr. Wei De Meyer's Illustra- ted Treatise, wish statements by the cure mailed free. D. B, Dewey & Co., 182 Fulton | ——— Standard Oil Election, NEw York, April 2.—At a_meeting of holders of certificates of the State Stand- ard oil company trust to-day, the old board of trustees and officers were re- elected unanimously, including John D. Rockafeller as president, William Rocka- feller as vice-president, and H. M. Flag- ler as secretary. D — The Outlook at Bismarck. Bismarck, April 2.--The river is fall- ing steadily. The gorge still clings to the east shore, but tho chanvel of the west is clear. Buford reports long fields of heavy ice. Some fear is felt here for that, but the outlook is more hopeful. —— For Blaine and Lincoln, treet, N. Y. tu-th&sat-m&s-3m —— A VANDERBILT SCANDAL. The Broker Who Had tw Stay Oat Nights—The Tell-Tale “Long Blondc Hair., New York, April L—Mrs. Edith Al- len, who is sueing her husband, Vander- bilt Allen, nephew of William H. Van- derbilt, for a limited divorce, submitted to Judge Lawrence on Friday an aflida- vit answering that presented by her hus- band upon her motion for alimony. She first denies all the allegations contained in her husband’s aflidavit, and then says : “The statement that deponent had to stay away nights from the house m Har- lem to look after his customers 1 believe and charge to be false. I am informed that brokers do not have to do so. During this time he was intimate with the woman culled Edith de Belleville, and she was probably one of the ‘customers’ he had to look after, He was constantly send- ing letters to and receiving notes from her, making appointments withand meet- ing her, which I have in my possession, On the 19th day of February I discovered along blonde hair on defendant’s gar ments, evidently that of a femwale. The defendant had been away all night the night before. My own hair is black. 1 further aver on information and belief that on the 1st day of March, 1883, the defondant met a female, who, 1 am_informed and believe, was the said Edith De Belleville at said house about b o'clock p. m ; that he remained in her company rhere and in o restaurant at University place, whers there are pri- vate rooms,to which they went, until about 3 o’clock next morning, when they procecded to a hotel, where he engaged a room for himself and lady under an as- sumed name. This suit is not brought at the instigation of Bamuel G. Adam He commenced it at my express direc- tions, after delaying it for several months againat my wishes. I would not have become reconciled to defendunt on March 6, 1883, but for said Adams, I did not intend to return to defendant unless he could prove his i " In an affidavitappended to that of Mrs, Allen, Sanuel G. Adams, her attirney, 8 the charges that he persuaded her to bring suit 80 that he could get a fee are untrue, and that the persons by whom Mr. Allen was watched were not detec- tives, but persons of undoubted veracity, who will be produced on the trial, Mr. Adams says he never tried tu persuade any woman to form the acquaintance of detendant or to inveigle him into a house of assignation. —— ARE YOU GOING TO BUKROPE? WiLLiAmsPORT, Pa., April 2.—The Ly- coming county republican convention to- day elected delegates to the state conven- tion, and instructed for Blaine and Lin- coln for president and vice-president. ————— The Red Cross It vers, Evansviiie, Ind., April 2, — Miss Clara Barton, president of the Red Cross association, left for the lower Mississippi to-night. Supplies have been sent from here to Cairo. . —— Vire at Davenport, Icwa, Davesrvorr, Iowa, April 2.-—The fur- niture factory of Knostman & Petorson was damaged to the extent of $4,000 by a fire this evening; insurance, $10,000. The fire originated in the boiler room. S —— Fierce Fire Raging in London, Loxpon, April 2.—A destructive fire has occurred in Pater Noster Row. Many publishing houses are threatened. The Religious Tract society's building and the buildings adjacent are burning, —— A Yale Man for Minunesota's Univer- sil New Haven, Ct., April 2, —Professor Cyrus Northrup, of Yale, has accepted the presidency of the Minnesota State University, at Minneapolis. —— Davenport (Lowa) fepublicans, Davesrorr, Ia., April 2.—The repub- lican city convention have nominated J. J. Humphreys for mavor. Ernst Claus son, the present mayor, is the democratic candidate. Kansas Oity's Presuiential Delegates Kansas Ciry, April 2 —The republi- caus of this district selected delegates to the Chicago convention, uninstructed and no preforence expressed. L Mahone's Iliness. ‘WasHINGTON, April 2,—Senator Ma- Lone's condition hus not improved. His friends are very anx Philadelphia Call. “T am on my weddin’ tower,” said a ceuntryman, entering a Chestnut street dry goods store, *‘and my wife is waitin’ for me outside. I want to buy some socks for myself, and she is too bashful to come in,” “‘All right, sir,” responued the clerk, “I will be glad to show you our half hose.” *‘Well, you see,” went on the country- man, ‘‘a weddin’ tower doesn't occur only about once in & man's lifetime, you know, and I don't believe in scrimpin’ on such an vccasion. Bo you needn’t show me any half hose, Let me look at your whole hose,” - ——— The S8lick Cow by 1n another column will be found the an- nouncement of Messrs. THOS, COOK & SON, ‘Lourist Agents, 261 Broadway, New York, rolative to the very complete arraugements they have made for tours in Fuwrcys the coming Spring and Suramer, “‘Cook’s Excur- sioniat,” containing maps and fuil particois wlll"h' mailed to any address on receipt of 10 con! The Dead Aibany. Loxpon, April 2 —The remains of the Duke of Albany have arrived at Cher- bourg, sud were placed on board the English royal yacht Oshorne, e ——RE Aprl W, Loxpox, Ont., April 2.—Six inches of enow fell last night The storm was ac- companied by the phenomena of thunder and lightning. Pield Doew residency. San Fraxosco, April 2. — Justice Field writes from Washingtou to ex- Governor Johnson that he is not aud does not want to be coasidered a presidential caudidate. “Train Talk” in Chicago Herald. “One of the slickest things I saw in my travels,” said @ passenger from the west, ‘‘was acowboy stopping a cattle stampede. A herd of about six or eight hundred bhad got frightened at aud broke away pell-mell with their tails in the air und the bulls at the head of the procession. But Mr, Cowbuy didn't get excited at all when he saw the herd was going straight for a h bluff, where they would cer- ly tumble down into the canon and {e killed. You know that when a herd like that gets to going they can't stop, no matter whether they rush to death or not. Those in the rear crowd those ahead, and away they go, | wouldn'c have given a dollar & head for that herd, but the cowboy spurred up mustang, made a little detour, came in right in front of the herd, cut acrcss their path at & right angle, and then galloped eisurely on to the edge of that bluff halted and looked around at that wild mass of beef coming right d him, rupted; ““I've been taking lessons long enough, and my mouth has grown five- eights of an inch smaller since I began to practice regularly.” “You take lessons, and your mouth has grown smaller?” echoed the reporter. “‘Yes; you needn’t look as if 1 was telling a story., Of course I take lessons. Lots of girls whistle now, because its fashionable.” “‘Who is the professor?"” “‘A colored man, who used to wait on us at Long Branch.” ““Whero is his conservatoryl” “Oh, he comes to our houses twico a week. His name is John Wise, but he says it's James Francis Cecil Clay Acco- mac Upshire, junior to John Wise, of Northampton county, Va. He is a won- derful musician,” ““Then whistling will make the mouth small?” “Why, of course it will. A girl that has a four inch mouth can reduce it to throe inches by a regular course of study. Besides the puckering of the lips makes them fuller and gives them a nicer color.’ “How long does it take to dock an inch off an ordinary sized mouth?”’ asked the reporter, “Oh, I don't know,” was the answer, “‘a girl must never sing, use large tooth brushes, or take big bites out of apples. Then if she practices all the time when she is in the houso she will probably re- duce the size of her mouth in about two years. Why,I can whistle everything,even scientific sacred music, and you see how small my mouth is, 1t is differentifrom singing in a choir. The overture from “Zampa” 1s perhaps the most difficult selection in my repertoire. It requires 80 much active tongue movement. But a fine whistler must have a good ear, and good teeth that are not too widelyapart.” “Will you kindly describe the method employed by the professor in lessons to beginners?” “Well, ho doesn’r. allow new puvpils to sound a note until they have become per- fect in the control of the mouth. He illustrates silently with his lips how they should be drawn up and the students watch him and endeavor to imitate him. Oh! we are going tv have a concert this spring and then you may see and hear for yourself " “‘Professor” Wise was found in an up- town billiard saloon, occupied in the se- dentary employment of watching two athletes from Columbia collegestruggling with a game of pool, He was & short, grizzly-pated man, of ganboge tint, with a smaoth face and large lips. “Yef, sar; I'm Profess’ Wise,” he said with tantalizing slowness, “an I'm in- structor in the art ob moosic. Yef, sar; iv's whistlin’ wha' I teach to de young ladies of society. Yef, sar; sum pipe like de plovar and sum like de dam ole juy bird I cud al'ays whistle putty tolebel smart a8 a chunk of a boy, sar, an den at Long Branch whar I spen hotel folks dey hab me to whistle to 'em. Yef, sar; an de young ladies dey like to larn, andso I come here, and am a pro- vessah, L've twenty-freo scholits, sar, all in de ubber ten;at lees so da w{, and the warbler walked slowly e —— - Not Cashed Yet. New York Commercial Advertiser. “Do you remember that $100,000 houso that it seems hardly as though anything new could be told, but many changes take place, and in the south wing, adjoining Mr. Vanderbilt's dress- ing-room, thero has been fitted up a barber shop. It is small, and in the middle of it s a barber's chair, made of dark mahoga ny and inlaid with mother- of-pearl. 'The base-boards of the room, the cornices, and the door and window framos aro of the samo shade of mahog- any, and the mother-of-pearl decorations are identical with those on the chair. The chair is of the regu- lation barber shop pattern. Old Jakey shaves the two -hundred-mill- ionaire, and then drifts down the avenue, nodding gracofully to stage drivers, and giving the occasional policeman whom he meets the Gth regimentsalute. He shaves soveral other wealthy men on his way down, and finally ends with Commodore Garrison, on Park avenue. Thea he goes back to his humble home in the lower Bowery and smokes a strong Ger- man pipe and plays penuckle with his wife until b o'clock in theafternoon, Then he wanders up town again and visits one ortwo old gentlomen who prefer to be shaved before dinner rather than in the morning. He returns again to the Bowery, goes to a favorite lager beer saloon in Roosevelt street, and sits in one particular chair «nd at one particu Iar table every night until 11 o’clock. Then he stalks oft to bed. 'He is close to 60 years of age, and it said to be the best barber in New York. He gets his own prices for his work, and probably has older customers than any other bar- ber in the world. He shaved Fernando Wood thirty years. ——— Very Hot and Very Wicked. Sydney (Australia) Cor. New York Times,, During seven yoars passed as a traveler in foreign countries I have been in many hot climates, but I have never found any place 8o hot as some parts of Australia. The hottest place is the town of Bourke, which is situated on an immense level plain, five hundred miles from Sydney. Hero is a copy of the government regis- tration of the Fahrenheit thermometer for the first fifteen days of 1884, taken at Bourke in the coolest shade to be found there: instances are related of Rourke for their winter clothing, Don't » ant Any. Detroit Free Press. A colored who had a slight acquaint. Cenwral Market hung around for half au hour the other duy before saying: “Seo, yere, boss, queshum or two,” *‘All right.” sured foc $400," “Yes." “An’ it won’t cost but $3.” “Wellt” “Wall, 'spose T had dat furnicher in. sured an’ do house should catch fiah an’ eberyting burn up}” “[n thav case, my colored baother, your head wouldn't have time to swim, check that#was exhibited among the pres- ents at the High-Upton wedding recep- tion two years ago?" asked a Boston bank cashier of an intimate friend. “Yes, I guess I do; lucky couple— from her father, you know,” smd the friend. “Well," fgrimly continued the cashier, *4it hasn’t been presented at the bank — Orowded Out, Wall Street News, “How haj pens i inquired a sub- scriber of a ;;ol.do aper of ite manag- ing editor, ‘‘that you had no itemin your paper this morning about Jay Gould?” “It was crowd.d out by the pressire of advertising, but there is & fine item regarding the spring outlook,” *‘That's nothing to we, sir, If there is any spring outlook Jay Gould will own nine-tenths of it, anyhow; unless your paver is a little more enterprising shall have to stop my subscription, e — A Wilderness of Car Wheels. “There are more than 10,000,000 iron car wheels in use on American railroads,” said the mastes mechanic of one of the trunk lines, and 1t requires about 520 pounds of pig iron to make oue wheel. About 1,260,000 wheels are worn out every year, and the same number of new ones must be wade to take their places. The iron men are called upon for only small proportion of the 312 500 tons of materiul required for theso new wheels, however, for nearly 200,000 tons are supplied by the worn- out’ wheels themselves. for at least ten years, *Whot furf” “Why, for setting the fire,” Date. Deg.| Dato, Deg.| Date. Jan, 108 an, 7.,..120 [ Jan, 1 Jan, 104|Jan, 8, 09 |Jan, 14, Jan, L1070 .. 103 5/ Jan. 15. Jan, 4 L 105( Jan, 10, ) |Average.110.06 109 Jan, 11,112 L1140 an, 12,,,112.5) They say that ol the Bnurke people are very wicked, a8 they have no fear of going to any hotter place, and one or two eople dying and _sending back to their friends ance with one of the stall keepers at the 1 wants to ax yea I kin git my household furnchor in- you'd bo jerked lnto_ jail 8o quiok that and from the jail you'd go to state prison say Jim Belford oan go to congress just as long as he wants to.” - ——— A RUNAWAY TRAIN. A WA Trip of 100 Miles in Two Hours and a Half Without an Engine, Lincoln Journal, An incident which we believe has never had a parallel in railroad history occurred on last Thursday on the B. & M. railroad between this city and Denver. Were it not that the story comes from the most reliable source, we would unhesitating] ronounce it canard. But we have it rom & source which is a guarantee of ita correctness, At any rate, it is a matter of record and can easily be verified if true and disproven if it is false, It will be remembered that on Thurs- day there was a wind which amounted al- most to a tornado here and was worse west of us. At Akren it unrcofed the round-house and did some other damage. About b o'clock in the evening, when the wind was at its strongest, 1t started a train of eight bex cars, loaded with coal, that were standing on the side track at that place. Two braken were set, but they were not enough to hold it, and it ran through the split switch without be- ing derailed, and started east, The track was nearly level where the train started, but there is down grade this side of Akron, The wind was so strong that it took the train more rapidly than the passenger trains ever the line move, even on the level track, and when it reached a down grade of course the speed became something fearful. The operator at Akron noticed the run- away train soon after it broke loose, and sent tho alarm down the line, Every- thing was ordered side-tracked, and the crazy traia had the right of way. The Cannon ball train, going toward Akron, was only two stations away when the meesage to side track came, and it had only been on the side track a short time, variously estimated at from two to five minutes, when the engineless train came thundering along. Marvellous as it may seem, those run- away cars ran one hundred miles, passing eight stations over a track which is for a great part of the distanco almost level, with no propelling power but the wind and their own inertia. They ran the 100 miles in less than three hours, and sta- tion agents and others who witnessed the strango train held their breath with awe as it whirled by at the rate of nearly a mile a minute. It passed Haiger at the rato of forty miles an hour and is said to have run the twenty miles of down grade this side of Akron in eighteen minutes. At Benkleman, 956 miles this side of Akron, a freight was standing on the side track. As the runaway train passed the engineer ran his engine out with a vrakeman on the tender to make the coupling, and gave chase. It was an ex- citing chase, but the engine, which brought to the aid of the wind the power in the steam cheats, soon closed the gap between itself and the flying train, About half way between Benkleman and Max the fugitive was overtaken, the coupling successfully made, and the cars, after pulling the engine some distance, brought to a standstill. It was certainly a remarkable runaway, and we do not believe the annals of any railroad will show a parallel to to it. R T Who Osman Digma Is, Suakim Cor, London Times. Osman'’s Digma's whole relation to the revolt and the amalgamation in him of religious, political, and mercantile aspira- tions are hard to camprehend. A broker and trader, and principally a slave trader in Suakim and Jeddah, he received a se- vere financial blow, when, some, six years ago, a British cruiser captured two slave-dhows full of victims, on the way to Jeddah. Osman Digma's trade then fell from bad to worse, his house proper- ty in Suakim was all mortgaged, and he became hopelessly involved. Being of no great distinction by birth, his selec- tion by the medhi to lead a_religious re- bellion in these parts is not in accordance with the structore of Arab society and feeling, and is attributed to the accident that Osman Digma, in one of his incur- sions far south for slaves, met the medhi, who formed & high estimate of his abilit; and of his influence, acquired throug successful trading. If this history be trustworthy, passions for other objects than holiness are the key-note of Osman Digma’s character and wotives, and it is against all probatilit; that he will cast his gouds and his posi- tion into_the broken balance of battle, Hois no ignorant fanatic, and he can not himself believe the .uytha which he mul- tiplies in order to control his followers. GRAY'S SF -1 TRADZ i SOIFIO NMEDICINE, 1B GRRAT Eavu g nnDE FARK TR ataling s toe TNy, unfailing 4GS }\‘ Seminal W ea k- A 11059, BDOrmALorY. /@fi has, Lupotancy, aud all Discases that follow as o soquence of Hel- ablllu; Mullxllof oemory, Uriteors -ZORE TAKING,eaiLandéudo,Pais AFTER TARING, iu the Back, Dimncss of Vision, Premature &5!&' and Dany oth hat lead to Insanity or Cone sumption and » Premature Grave, SuwARE of advertisoments to rofund money, when Adruggists from whom the medicine is bought' do noé - | refund, but retor you o the msnuiscturers, and the | requirementa are such that they ate seldom, if ever, u‘zmullnl with, lflfl l.h;ll"]wmhr?\ zunrnnul-l A ‘H.llm of one (a0 Ol ray’s Bpecitie will convi oo “" orha T n the most 101 ite veal N On acoount of ite: feiters, we have adopted the v-‘ly; Wrapper; the culy gentine, s i 90 paraphiet, which S o oai foe by el B0 Sy A ho Spo- o Med: ine 18 80 by wil di w81 per pach i, or s puckiages Lor o or_ il Be_ sentfrce by 1". 0“‘ Illbmlhll:&..'nfl-lo. N. Y. Sold nOmabals ™ < ovdtean, 1y 10mb “Am’ dat possiblel Wall, Tse werry much obleeged to yer, an’ Izo made uj my mnd to save de §3 an' let de go. ——— Coloradu's ited Rooster. Chicago Horal s Train Talk. “They can talk all they please about Jim Bel{urd being a fool down there at Froposals for Military Supplies, HEADQUARTERS DEFARTMENY OF TUR PLATTH, ) OFFICE O TIIKY QUARTE NASTHI, OMAIA Nk, March 20, 1884, EALED P/ OPOSAL -, in triplicate, subjoct t6 i, ‘usual conditions, will be received’ at this Jock, uoon, (Om named heroofter, at which bour ¢ Washington,” said a Colorado passenger, | in pros. 1dy “but they can't make folks belis our way, he'll stay there right along. the most elogy tive tuaf. to make a politic Leadville, Jim couldn’t be found. We remembered he'd been drinking a good deal that day, #0 we made a tovr of the saloons, enough we found him in the of oue of them, lying on a bench fust asleep. He had taken a little too much Leadville whisky, but we shook him, got him up, steadied him on his pins, washed his face with ice water, gave him a stiff drink of good whisky, and took him to the meeting, He staggered a good dc’l in getting onto the staud, but he hadn't any sooner got started with his speech than he braced up aad delivered one of the nicest ulitiur addresses ever I heard. He pl the boys immensely, and they it out *They make fun of hisspeeches and especially of his funeral orations, but he has represented us in congress ever since Colorado was admitted, and I guess He is one of veut men I ever heard when he is feeling just right and is on his na- I remember one night he was |’ speech to the boys of A big crowd gathered, but Sure back room and straw s may ring the fiscal comun nolug July 1ut, 1634, vie: Omahadop t, Chuys woll y 0 on, ';‘3"“" Ghe w"m":‘m anod'fllbtopl: o or wrod, cosl, and od Fiiday, April 25th. 18 4. For by, stiaw, grain aud oran, Sstarday, May 81, 1854 19;8% this offioe, Friday, April 26th, 1884, propo- #als for furnisbing on the "xn!flmm noar: st ‘he wines on the Unlon Paciflo and other Kailroa s, ten tho sand tons of ¢ al, of 2%40 pounds 40 the toa, m“fi ln “:l:):uh d“‘:"“fiw" E’I.,“ 1884, for inishiog at - O At any Ir L on: mot west of North bl 146, haviag Rele ad cons 1,600,000 pounds corn and North otions with Owaha, ,000,000 pound - 04 The Government ceserves the rigot to reject noy or 1l proposals. “etiTetics given to arlolos of domestio A S e Wi e . the Paciic coast, t) the extent he l’#.ul:rd by the public service l“’: " %uh pro osals ud ins ructions as to it S et Gl Sy | broposle should P Imh'-”u':"uwm. or o ke 10 g Post Quarter masters, wib usw 06