Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 29, 1883, Page 2

“\ THE DAILY UMAS, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2), 1843 THE MORAL OF IT. We may moralize as much as we please about pain; but the fact is, that we don't like it while it lasts, and that we want to get rid of it as soon as we can, Whether caused by rheumatism, gout, disordered liver, weak nerves, irregular kidneys, bad blood, or anything else that is just the reverse of what it should be, the sooner it is out of the system the happier we are. ~Whether pain is the result of imprudence or of a dent, or is sent as a punishment for our sins, may be a nice question for the philosophers to argue; but peo- ple who are suffering want first to be rid of the pain, after which those who are fond of argument may argue the matter to their hearts’ content. Above all theory, argument, and philosophy, comes the delightful fact that BROWN’s IRON BITTERS drives pain away. Sufferers run no risk in trying this medicine, the only com- pound containing iron which carries no mischief with it. Those who have used it will tell fynu s0; and you can for yourself by buying a bottle the nearest druggist. 7 fifiah is Wealth! Di K. G, Wrst's Nenve Axn Brary MENT, o guarantoed epecific for Hysterin, Dizi. now, ' Conyulsions, Fits, Norvous Neuraigin, Tieadncho, Nervous Proatration caused by tho uss of alcohiol or tobacco, Wakefulnoss, Mental Do- prossion, Softening of the Brain resulting in in- ecay and death, ity und lowding to_misory, Promatiro OId Afa, Harronmiess, 1o, of power in olthor nox, Involuntary Tomsey ane' pormat orrhen caased by over-sxertion of thobrai or over-i noo, box contaits ono month's treatment. $1.00 8 box, or six Bozes for §5.00, sont by mail propaidon receipt of price, WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES T cure uny casa, With each ordor recoived by ue for six l‘)’o‘{ lA'omllplnn(Nl ‘with 500, wo will eond tho parchaser our written guaranteo Lo re: fand tho money if tho trentmont does not effect @cure. Guarantoes jnsaed cnly by C. F. GOODMAN, Sole;A. ent for Omaha 'Neb. DR, FELIX LE BRUN'S G PREVENTIVE AND OURE. FOR EITHER SEX. Th romody belng infocted direotly 0 tho seat ho soaso, uires no chango of dlet or nsuscots, mercunal or onous Illull£- $0 be taken intern. iy Ahen 1sed as & proventive by eithor sox, It e \mpomtslo to contract uny private Tisoaso; bt 1n the a8eo of those already unfortunately aicted e aates hroe boxes to oure, or we, wil refund the . Prico by mall, postage paid, 82 poe box, or Thros boxes for §8. iWRITTENJGUARANTEES 08 2L ovaad by all suthqgized agents. Dr.FelixLeBrun&Co SOLE PROPRIETORS.] = Q3F. Ooodman, Druggiet, Wolo Ageat, tor Omaha G0 W, 8 TON, 830, o 840, eta’ Box Includ L U o, e AN T 0RGES, TOOLS, &o. o Ta A nvil nnd K1t oF Tools, 810 GROCERY Groceries STORE A3 4 PAIR OF TOIR covntinsoarzs. (il Without lu., H.C.OLARK, SOLE PROPRIETOR, OMAHA, NEB. DUFRENE & MENNELSOHN, ARCHITECTS REMOVED 10 OMANA NATIONAL BANK Lok BUILDING 8 ImportedBeer St. Louis ++.Omaha. and Rhine URER, 4 Farnam. braska Cornice —~AND-— Ornamental Works 3 MANUFACTURERS OF GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES Dormer Windoww! FINIALS, WINDOW CAPS, ‘flll. IRON AND SLATE ROOFING, . PATENT METALIO SKYLIGHT, dron Fencing Ty COR. NINTH AND JONES 5T5. W GAISEE, Mansger. R A HONEY FOR THE LADIES, Hand-painted ribbona are much used on half toilets, A Chinese Iady requires over four hours In which to make her toilet. The stylish thing smong young Iadies at the presont time is to mysterioaaly disappear, Fglish girls are wenring patent leathor shoos with uppers made of pale yellow kid. Plain linen_collars and cuffs are littls worn in Paris, With all drossy toilets fine full ruchings are the style. A lndy in Oakland, Me., disd recently from the effects of enting cloves, which, her physi- cinn stated, had entirely’ destroyed the coat- ing of her stomach, Ploces of cheese cloth make the very best kind of dusters. Hem the edges, and have a Iarge enough supply so that one set can he washed each week. “or kissing a vretty r|rl ainst her will, W. E, Hamilton, of Duluth, Minn,, has been fined 814, How a pretty girl ever happened to strike Duluth, Minn., is not explained. Baro arma and necks aro agals displayed by the latest cut of French evening bodices, Con- soquently costly necklaces of diamonds, pearls, and othor rare gems are in great demand. A young man urged, as one of the reasons why A it should marry him, that he had & collection of over 400 different kinds of wood. She waid I it was Kindling wood shed think of it One great reason for the wearing of “‘low cut” drenses, a fashion with which numerous “anxious mothers' are now finding fault, is that %o many mothers appear anxious to wear them, A number of New Orloans girln are learn- ing to wo typs writer. Tho knowledgo is enrily noquired and becomes profitable. Type writers oarn all the way from 86 a week to¥ia in rare oases, An English servant girl who had_returned from the United States to visit her frinds at home wan told that sho “looked really aristo- cradie,’ ““Yes, in Americn, all us domestios belong to the hire classes.” “Well, may I hops, thon, dearest, that at omo timie T may havothe happlnoss of mak- ing you my wife!” ‘“Yes, I hope so, Iam wure,” who roplied, “T am getting tired of sning fellows for breach of promise.’ New walking dressos from Paris show the short skirts covered with ruffles, cut into van- dykes o the edges and bound or faced with tin or velvet. Above this is & very long ron overskirt caught up hizh at tho sides with buckles or wide ottoman ribbons. The overskirt is not trimmed but simply hemmed. The edges of the bodico are cut to match those of the flounces, There Ia n growlng tondency In fashionable circlon to shorten the extravagant length of droa glor, Many ‘oman Who give great hoed £ all inmovations of fashlon Ate WeAring loven in four or five button length,thusfleay. Tor - talbe & fpece; bebieon the, sdge of 1t iovo and that of thesove, Up Hilmow it se Tong been dsemed inadialssable to expose any portion of the em whataver, This change will "be best acospted by women who have Arins, not aticks, so.called. Dr. Clyne, of Cloveland, i accused of bor- rowing a dismond ring from one young lady friond, having the stono resst and present. ing It to angther young Iady friend for an engagoment ring. Dr. Clyne must be a very innocent sort of a person if he thought that doception. would not. be_ discoverad, The only mirs way is buy the dianiond at & dol- Tac store. 1t a girl really loves o man she won't submit the stones to a jeweler for ex- . | amination, Fur is to be the wear this_winter, Fvery- thing is trimmed with it—Newmarkets, su touts, walking dresses, house robes, opera lots, hats, caps, and quite frequently this s s0n'a bit 18 to be seen peeping over the tops of the boots a la Russe. In f: if all the furis worn that it is prophesied will be, we shall be St. Potersburg transplanted from the Neva to American shores, A continuance of snow will bring out the sleighs filled with heavy fur robes, the only thing needed to complete the illusion, Japanese scarfs lately brought out by sev- el Parisiancotablishiments are rapidly gaining favor. The scarfs are a perfoct re- production of those worn by Japanese women to fasten their tuniques, Thoy are broad and are twisted around the walst ‘and tied in the back. In front theyspread and extend up over the breast to make the walst seers short, in first empire stylo, This model s very well ls, and is usually worn with fed plastrons, The puff- n"f below the walst is taken a Japa noarf, ‘There is no end to the varlety of skating worn this season. Some of the suits ue, ‘Whole costumes ndia cloth trimmed with ten inches deep with verydeep an's uro to correspond, A vuz lately worn was made of sill the short underskirt was .in broad of crimson and gold, The marquise plain crimson plush opened over a vest of gold color richly embroidered. Both co! apron, and tunic were trimmed with bands of durk brown fur, with cap, muff, and deep cuffs to match, Handsome new fans in oval shape have ap- ,wnnd. One is made wholly of downy white thers pure as suow, and in the centre of the -nquod » large tropical bird whose bril. liantly colored feathers, in scarlet, green, and gold, show most effectively against _the milk white ones, On the heart of another white feather fan Is sot a bird’s nest made of gold wire intricately woven, and inside the nest are threo tiny poarl eggs. ~The pear] haudle at the top iy tied with long loops and ends of white satin ribbon, A less expensive fan made of black feathers with ebony handle, is finished in the centre with a large cluster of scarlet volvet japonica. sl Dt o i SINGULARITIES. A shower of fish is reported to have fallen at Monte Morelos, Mexico, Danlol Burkett, of Big Creek Gap, Fast Tennessee, who is said to bo 19 years old, wolghs oulififlny pour.ds and is only eighteen Inches hig! . A London steam boiler company lights up the interior of beilers in such a way that the ttle cascades, currents, and whirlpools in the water in the course of steam formation may .‘l be observed, Recently at “g'lfi‘:nn (\V‘-tphllll‘) an lg':# was, ot his urgent request; gran Formlldwn % bo taken % the rallway station in order to see a locomotive und train for the first time, During the night of Novewber 17, the snow in the valley of Btorelvdal,in Central Norway, (between €1° and G2°. north latitude,) was covered with a layer of black and gray dust of probable volcanic origin, A pair of knitted socks 2,000 years old has been discovered in an Kgyptian ‘tomb, The away by » tion will be the Smithsonian Institution, The tunnel under Lake Michigan that is to glve water to Hyde Park, a suburb of Chica- has been nn’hd our 2,400 feet from the It is six feet three inches is vertical diameter, and six feet in horizontal diameter, and has been blasted through solid rock. A singular phenomenon is reported from Magdeburg, Prussia. In the corner of the yard of & house on Broadwa, pavement was lifted several orous gro edible mush, sprouted in spite of want of air and light. * The area of the amber fields of Prussia is nearly fifty miles long by ten in breadth, and it is reckoned that every twelve sg unll;ut u: value of said to be a very bard worker, siatirs. One, who is dead, had fourteen chil- dren end died at 26, Two others have eigh. teen children each. At one of his lecturea recently, Dr. Fras- wus Wilson exhibited a woman 28 years old, aud five feet five inches high, whose tressc when she stood erect, envel ‘orw in & golden veil and trailed several nches on J‘i ground, The longest fibros waasured aix foet, throo and a Lalf luclce - Thirty inches fs the mean_length for the hair of fernales, and three feet is considered of re- markable length, This instance, he said, was excoaded by two American women, one whose hair measured soven foot six inches, and an- other, the wife of a druggistin Philadelphis, whose luxuriant hair was almost aa long, an #0 thick that when seated on chair she cenld completely cover herself with it. About the time Tom Thumb arrived in Paris, a colobrated dwarf had just died there, He was a solen of the De Richebourg family, and a triflo over half a yard in height, He lived at the court of Philip Fgalite as butler to the duchess when 16, Afterward, on the revolution, he was denounced, but escaped dreasod s a baby, with his head wrapped 1n a bourrelet, and important_papers concealed in his_swaddling clothes, For thirty yoars Do Richebourg lived in the Faubourg St. (ier- main, Andjnever wont beyond the courtyard, He was very shy, and avolded being seen in public, but with his friends was ammated and witty, Heo had a pension of thres thousand francs from the Orleans family, and died at 92, MUSICAL AND D MATIC, My, Theodore Tilten is teaching music in Brooklyn, Mr. Honry K. Abbey says that Mme. Nils- #on iy the oasiest managed prima donna he ever knew, Robson and Crane have made a notable suc- cosn this season on the road with their *‘Board- ing House,” Misn Agnes Horndon is the latest capture of the Madison Square management. She has been engaged to play leading business, Nicolini is said to apend most of his time in tho billiard.room of the Windsor hotel, at Now York, whilo Patti is rehearsing at 'the opera. Totta made n failure as Masetot at the Opern Comique, London, Saturday night. The little Englishwoman fonnd no favor in the oyes of her countrymen, The Callender Minstrel fostival that is to fako placout Musio hall, Cincinnati, during Now Years' week, will be under the joint management of Gustave and Charles Frohman and R, E. J, Miles, Four hundred persons, 200 of whom are artists imported from France and Hungary. will take part In the production of *Excoluior” atthe Walnut Streat theatre, Philadelphia, by the Kiralfv brothers, . Barry Sullivan will make a_professional tonr of Amerios next season, an Boston agent is already hard at work spreading the report that he is & long-lost brother of John L. Sullivan. Big audisnces are expected. Tho new ballet, *“Die Assassinon,” whioh is mooting with such success at the Vienna Im- perial opers houso, s put upon the stago with unrivalled splendor, Arabianghorses from the imperial stables taking part in the perfor- mance. Frauleln Barsescu is a young actress as the Burg Theatre, in Vienna, with whom the Austrians are in love., Three years ago the girl, » Roumanian, knew not a “word of Ger- man. Now they say she isn genius, They add that she is not good-looking. The past week saw the anniversary of Min- nio Hauk's appointment as court singer to the Emperor of Germany, and it was signaled b the gift from the Kimperor, as & spocial mark of honor, of his portrait, 'The portrait isa large photograph, spleadidly framed, This is said to be tho first timo such a distinction has boen confarred upon an artist, At a recent concert in Berlin Rubinstein played seventeen compositions, among them three sonatas, A local critic says that his mauner of playing has become more reposeful than former] is more anxious to aj poar as a musician thon s a_virtuoso, and T woldom happens newadays that peoplo rtse from their seats to look at the gymnastic feats | dri: executod by hin fingers, Tho wife of the famous Hungarian novellst, Jokaimor, has just celebrated the fiftieth an: niversary'of her first appearance on the stage of the National thoatre, at Buda-Pesth, of which sho was for many years the leading ptar, The event was made a national affair, as hoth her own and her husband's popularity is un- bounded. The emperor sent her, throush the Hungarian prime minister, the golden cross of merit, with a very flattering lotter. ————— EDUCATIONAL NOTES. Yale college now has 1,002 students. Girard college will not hereafter leaso any property to be used for barroom . T rocoipts of the college for eleven months of this year reached 423,168, 50. is educating 1,098 orphan boys. the average attendance 31, ‘There are 855 teachers and 121 schools. ' In the high schools and city college there were 1,637 pupils, The increase in m“wmmlr schools was 72, in the m:‘i::’h‘: 1, u;lln thuhlflaq’lhh.‘-‘(bfi'nmm 221, an colored schools 547, ») tion was $650,000. A Mr. Mundells in a recent l‘&.flh referri: to !{lu q\flu&:n of public n:llllu lon lnEnvlu; spoke of phenomenal progress made in tfil direction, Twelve years ago there were only 2,000,000 pupils in_tho ele- men! schools of Great Britain. Now there are registered oyer 5,000,000, The quality of the work dono In the schools, Mr, Bandolia #aid, has improved to correspond with the in- creaso in numbers, At the close of the first week's school, under the new head, the old man was making a crit- ical examination of & composition which had been read by his daughter, when he came across the word mosquito, “What does that word mean?” he demanded of his daughter. “Mosquito?” she said. “Why, you know what uwmlulm means?” “‘Skeeter, and is that what it is?” shouted the old farmer, ‘“Well, Kou don’t go to that school no more. I won't ave no darter of mine teached by a man who spells skeeter with an m.”— [Philadelphia Call. e — IMPIETiES, Fancy soaps aro mado for the express pur. pose of advertising actresses and clergymen. Tho Houston Post, spoaklng of the “fifteen Mormon _missionaries” woon to be ' sent to A Lowlston pauper, living at the city alms- g seconly ofeeed up o followiog eay: er: "0 Lord! bless the boss of thin house; with him daly, aud with all hix'n; but espeo. fally, O Lords we ask Thoo to make different arrangements in that cook-room.” ‘Watch and prey. The cl an in New York did not watch, so the thief prayed on him to the extent of $300 cash, a flflv; 1d watch and $550 in diamond pins, At clorgyman should kunow - where to lay up his treasures wo that moth nor rust nor thieves can get them, The Auburn street primary school includes wing talent, A litéle girl, daughter s nsked by hu':amln:‘whn usen beo, and the others, sho belleved, wero tho King aud. the Jack, - [Springhield Union, Ballot-box stutfing is a new and exciting fea- turo of church fairv. T custom hims boan I nost popu- {ar man” between Dr, Sullivan and Mr. Har. ty, Felends of tho former finally made & Fush, seizod the box, sbuffad 1t fall of ballots and carried away the prizs, (n spite of protests A Bt Louls clargyman ia preaching ser. :I(Ofl; in lfih-fl u;':" uml.iy ng missionar .fl'chlm axicu, 8 5A) » v . '&E{ a."fi'o:"'bd':' ::nlu;d’%ul'adlm ith & , and it not strange a ulmfiflux..émm.mm oy nite 16 as & good fiald for missionary eflort. T'in to bo hoped that the effort” will be ore succouful than 4 s Troved tobe The temperance unions in New York are anl.ly dlugwlnud in the conduct of Mr, Herbert A, Slade in Kansas, Mr, Slade was induced, after much rnnuaon, to become o Good Templar, by Mr, Jobhn L. Sullivan, wl views on subject have been priu all over the country, and who had become a wordly&rmd light, At Lawrence, Kansas, where the Sullivan combination was giving entertainmoent for the benefi & Mormon church, Mr. Slade got on & ‘‘tear” aud pro- ceaded to paint the town red. The local board of aldermen aud most of the grown wmen in the town were lying in the streets, and the gutters were flowing with blood, when 300 or 400 constables and cowboys sucoseded in run ning My, Slade down and capturing him with a lusso. Ho was held in durance till the oo~ bination left. Sullivan gave a #1,000,000 loased, The wild west s getting afraid of Slade. The Sioux Indians say that if he comes among them they will move off their roservation, — RELIGIOUS, Thore are twelve archbishops in the United States. Moody and Sankey, the ¥ vangelists, are meeting with great sucoess in their calling in FEngland. The pews in the Oentral Congregational church [n Brooklyn have beea sold at suction for 821,650 for the ensuing year, The new Calvary Baptist church, on Wost Fifty-seventh street, New York, which has cost £600,000, was dedicated Christmas, Philadelphia has a Sunday Breakfast Asso- clation, which gathers in the outcasts every Sunday morning, warms them up with a hoarty bronkfast, and then talks the Gospel to them, The pope in having the roof of portions of the Vatican palace re-frescoed. ~ One day he horrified the major domo by scrambling up the scaffolding, narrowly inspectin and then shoutinig, “this rubbish won't do.” His holiness in a critic in art. The historical church doors upon which Luther nailed his famous ninety-five thesos ot Wittenberg in 1017 ara now to be_seen at the chief entrance to the church of St. Bartholo- mow at Berlin, Wittenberg was bombarded during the Seven Years' war, and tho church being almost loveled with the ground, the doors were badly damaged, They were, how- ever, patched up and restored to their places when the church was rebuilt ; but as they suf- ferod n goodf deal from the effects of the weathor, they were In time removed for safety 10 the Herlin_ musenm, where they romained until King Froederick William V. prosentod them to_the church of St. Bartholomew upon ita complation, For the original doors, which are popularly known in_Germany as the “Giates of the Reformation,” new ones of bronzo engraved with Luther's theses have beon substituted at Wittenberg, These wero given to the cutle church in 1858 by King rederick Willlam IV,, and are the finest things of their kind in Furoj i DOTS FOR DUDES. Small scrafu, alightly puffed, are preferred to fiat scarfs, and whils these aro qute sall, they must be mmehntl{ large to cover that on of the white shitt bosom not hidden tho vest. Very dark scarfa are tsed with business suits, though these aro o nearly concealed by the vest and cont that they are mow worn in higher colors than were formerly seen on men of taste, Stripes acros the scrafs are woll marked and in contrasting colors. Canes and umbrellas have crutch handles of silver, made to reprosent buckhorn; thero are also many real buckhorn handles, ~Round mlver knobs are as dark as oxydized silver, and are either hammerod or made to ropre- sent a face, na the sun or moon, or they may have arabesque tracery, or be lightly en- amolod. Nuggots of beaten gold, braided gold knots, twists of gold cord, pear-shaped beads of gold orof enamel, animals’ heads with jewelod eyes, serponts or dragons of gold, mixed with colored silver,squares or round discs decorated yrith Limogos enamel. and oolorod pearl,sing- ly or in clusters, aro the new fancies for scarf- pins for day use, Kid gloves for tho_street, for driving and {or church aro in rod tan atiades of hoavy kid with wide stitching on the back, either in self color or black. They are fastened by two buttons, When gloves are worn in the even- ing, which in rarely, they are light pearl, with black stitching. Heavy gontakin gloves, with- out |;tltchlng, are worn by gentlemen when ving. For dressy wear in the daytime at wed- dings and receptions, White grovgrain Otto- man silk or satin is made with the stylish buffed narrow scarfs, and these may have a little color introduced in small dashes or as outlines of quaint figures. For evening full dress the narrowly-folded white muslin_ tie, fastened by a buckle, has a small stiff bow, with the straight ends that are called forged o | & quarter of an inch in diameter, The institution | us ends.. For quist dinner partios white ties are furbiddens fa thele. Rlage’ Axe’ WOFD, nAfTOW black satia ties, like those just described., The bosom of full-dress shirts are usually made plain, but a novelty this season is the introduction of dots of embroidery, done by the noedle, over the entire bosom; thess dots ‘vary from the merest speck to One large stud is worn with full-dress-shirts; this stud sually cont a preciousstone, The newest standing collars revive the ed-over or points formerly wi aro) called glish collars; these are very high all around, meet in front and are ‘back in large nts, Another standing collar is not so h, is cut sloping in front and is worn to lap. Turned-down collars are narrow, with shorter points, and do not meet in front, leav- ing a space for the scarf. s are worn Iugu with square or round corners that meet but do not Iap and are fastendd by linked buttons, CHILDREN'S CLOTHES, Warm hoods for_school wear can bo made out of pleces of crimson_ flannel, faced with a frilling of ‘lace and tied with crimson ribbon strings. Scarlet flannel will make pretty jersoy waists, which are at present #o fashionable, and ayard or two of bright plaid will make a dainty plaited skirt. A dainty little house dress for a little bru. notte, and one which is also very warm, can be made out of scarlet Canton flanuel, Twenty- five conts a yard will buy excellent material of the kind. Ono of the danticst little sacques seen this winter, ona_baby or two,,was made kby o mother out of an old white cashmere dress, It was made coat shape and had cuffs and collar of Bcraps of white plush. A_very handsome suit for & boy of 3 or 4 can be made of dark green velveteen, which comos af less than 81 o yard, Thres yards will make plaited skirt aud jacket with sim- ulated vest, and a fow bunches of silk braid will trim it nicely. A polo cap may easily bo Thado out of & place of the velvet, A handy mother has just completed an_ex- «quisita little snit for her dlll!h“l of 10, made out of an old piano cover. It had faded to a Seliow aveen And ahs dysd it rish biue green Yith “family dye,” and when nicely pressed 1t looked ks naw cloth, ' The dress was made with a box-plaited ekirt and_ Jacket waist and trimmed with braid, The gold embroider that omamented the cover had disd ric froen and bhe costume looked lice an {mported Fattorn drows. A littlo corer made & protty mufl, A cheap and very pretty party dress for a 1 of 8 was made by o. clever sister. The rous i . princse, the undar e bol of pale biue silesla covered by & slip made o one yard wide of fine Swiss at forty cents, and Mix yards of deop Torchon Ince at shirty conts, The lace In in two doep ruies ‘and & yoko s s0t In about the neck. The dress, which costs $2,50, looks as though it cost 810, Pretty slippers to wear with this wore made by taking palr of biack one and coating sevaral tines whth bronzs, placing tiny bows of pale biue ribbohs on the toes. e ——e Baby's Appeal, “What makes 1 cry and folks say 120 naughty?" Quuse stouach ache, s sour i my y: Cause too, cant nl:r and worma bites ze belly; “WFever," 16 say, fool liko [ was jolly. Guess your bables cry, Dick and Victorla, When mama's gore, and don't have Castoria. “You're right, thoy fairly yell.” There, Uncle Oy; Cowsin Frank Castoria, he don't ory. e T Shirt bosows for day remaln perfectly n, in shield shape, and are made of three icknesses of linen, with very find cord, or merely rows of stitching on tho edge that laps. ~ All ornameut is useless for these bos- oms, ws they are eutirely concealed by the high vest aud scarf, — ‘Wei de Meyer. Itis now undisputed that Wei Do Meyer's Oatarrh Cure is the only treatment that il absolutely cure Catarrh—{resh or chronic, “Vary eftioacions, Saml. Gould, Weeping Water, Nob.” Onto box aured .,n.nfl, Keuyeh, Biumarck, Dakota.”. 16 reatored we to the pulpit, Rev, Geo. E. Rels, Coble- ville, N. “One box_radically cured e, Rev, . H. Taylor, 140 Noble street, Brook: Iyn." A perfect cure afier 30 yea:s sufferiug, J. D, MeDonald, 710 Broadway, N, Y., &e.. o, Thousauds of tostimonials’ Ao’ received from all parts of the world. Delivered, $1.00, Dr. Woi De Moyer's Mllustrated Trea- Thse,” with atateuients by the cured, mailed free. D. 1, Dewey & Co., 182 Fulton street, cualby fur bls goud believior aud Lo was te- | N. ¥ X taes-ihiu&sat-wke-din TRIUKS IN A TUNNEL, Jokes Played in the Dark by Merry Passengors, The Sprinficld (Mass.) News says that a party of four persons were traveling on the Hudson river road one summer. In aseat was a young lady and a young gentleman who had been very attentive to her. In the seat behind them sat their friends, one of whom was a sportive young lady, fond of practical jokes, and rather defiant of public opinion. As the train dashed through a short and very dark tunnel she leaned over and imprint- od a resonant kiss on the cheek of the {mmg lady in front of her. A scream ollowed, and laughter came from the darkness all over the car. As the train ran into daylight the insulted young lady turmed on her innocent escort, and, witd snapping eyes and flaming cheeks, id: the froscoes, | sai “How dare you Insult me in this man- “‘I assure you,” he said, stammering in confusion at the strangeness of his po- sition, ‘‘that I have done nothing.” “‘Nothing!"she repeated ,and burst into tears. The passengers now ceased laughing, and looked at_the unfortunate young fel- low indignantly. After further protests, which were not heeded, he went to the smoking car, The sportive young lady wrote a note the next day and explained matters, The young couple were recon- ciled, married, and the other young lady was not invited to their weding. An annoying practical joke was played on a bashful young man who was accom- those that are | tual Wnying a young lady ona journey. hile going through a tunnel a friend knocked off the bashful young man’s hat, forced his fingers through his hair, kissed the back of his own hand, and then slap- ed his own face violently. Kvery one in the car looked in that direction when the light came, and the friend was appar- ently the most surprised of all. The mussed-up appearance and confusion of the astonished victim convinced the spec- tators that he had tried to steal a kiss and had been slapped. The young lady understood the situation and blushed painfully. The friends got off at the same station, a rough-and-tumble fol- lov‘;ed, and the practical joker was whip- ped. o — Extreme Wired Feeling. A lady tells us ‘‘the first bottle has done my daughter a great deal of good; her food does not distress her now, nor does she suffer from that extreme tired feeling which she did before taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla.” A second bottle effected a cure. No other preparation contains such a concentration of vitalizing, enriching, purifying and invigorating properties as Hood's Sarsaparilla. Farmer Grospeck, of Fishkill Plain, think- ing to play a joke on the village doctor, sent for him in groat haste. As the doctor’s car- ringe wheelod into the farmer’s yard he asked urriodly o be shown the patient, The joker led him to the poultry house and, pointed out goose with a broken log. The doctor, with- out a word,imumodiataly sot tho g, Lot minute directions for the cure of the fowl, and sayiny howonld call again in_the morning, steppe Into his oarriago and drove home, - Ho kep up his attendance until the goose could walk as well as before the accident, In the moan- time, tho farmer was having lots of fun tell. iug his neighbors of the joke. But he consed to smile when the doctor sent in a good round bill. At first the farmer refused to pay, but when logal proceedings were talked of he compromised the case to the doctor's astisfac- tion, C T Nothing Like It. No medicine has ever been known so_ effec- in the cure of all those ng from an impure condition of the blood a8 ScovILL's SARSAPARILLA OR BLOOD AND Liver Syrue for the cure of Scrof .White Swel- lings, Rheumatism, Pimples, Blotches, Erup- tions, Vengreal Sores and Diseases,Consump- tlon, Gotrs, Bolls, Cancers, and all_ kindred diseases. It purifies the system, brings color to the cheeks and restores the sufferer to s normal condition pf health and vigor. Tt is asserted that the ordinary cosmetics used by Indies are productive of grest mis- chiof. We_believe this s so, and that & bet- tor means of securing » beautiful complexion is to use some good blood medicine lfke SCO- VILL'S BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP which cleanses the blood and gives permanent besuty to the skin, e A piano that has been used seventeen years in an insane asylum in Philadelphia was chop- ped up for firewood the other day, and sinse then s0 many of the inmates have goi well that the managers will have to buy another old piano or close the institution, e ——— Called to Preach. We foel called upon to preach a few gospel facts—facts that are worth knowing, We want everybody to enjoy all that is possible in this world, "We want all those who are suffering from rheumatism, neuralgia, and all aches, sprains and pains to know that Zhomas' Eclectric Oil is an unfailing and splendid cure. i e L A Boston man had to be awakened at & theatre, the other night, before the actors could proceed to make themselves heard; and even during the musical parts the kettle-drum player got jealous of the rival rattler, who snored In six-eight time, while the orchestra tried to play in two-two. ! e —— From Cleveland, Ohio, Comes a letter signed T, Walker, saying : ‘About six months ago commenced taking Bardock Blood Bitters for protracted case of lumbago and general debility, and now am pleased to state have recovered my appetite and wonted strength, Feel better altogether.” The Hebron clergyman who, in_the guise of a powarful sermon on /‘Polygamy,” made & rattling attack on ono of his church members who had_recently marriod fourth wife, is in danger of losing his position, It will be re- membered that the situation in which the as- sailed man was placed was an_extromely try- ing one, in the church when the sermon was preached, and was seated where she could fix her oyes upon the victim aud see how he stood’ the at- s ——— . 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