Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 8, 1883, Page 2

| | Ef THE DaAn THE DAILY BEE: V-RWR. SOMAKA BDTIVAY NIv v - -OMAHA SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8. 1883, “nAn Dyspepsia is BAD. BAD in its effects on he disposition. The man who can't comfortably digest hisdinnesis not a delightful companion, BAD in its effects on the household. Itsets people at variance witheach other and makes them irregulac nd unreasonable. BAD inits effects on the purse. A dyspeptic business man can't manage his affairsas prosperously as one with a healthy stomach, Brown’s Iron Bitters is GOOD. GOOD inits effects on the dyspeplic. It gives him a sound digestion, and enables him to enjoy the food he swallow: GOOD in its effects on the family. It drives dyspepsia out, and with it the whole company of little de- mons that make home unhappy. GOOD in its effects on business. With a sound digestion a man can face and overcome worries and troubles which would wreck a dys- peptic. Try BrowN's l4xou BITTERS. IT I8 A FACT THAT THOUSANDS OF OUR BUSINESS MEN GO TO THEIR OFFICES IN THE MORNING AFTERAN UNEASY NIGHT, OR A LATE DINNER, FELLING N JUT OF SORTS, THIS I3 EN NNECCESSARY, FOR A SINGLE DOSE OF THAT SPAKKLING FOAMING SPECIFIC, Tar- The O10 Man Lingered, The girl stewed on the burning deck, For Rockaway she fled: whicll blazed dow Turned all hor tresses rod. on her neck, Yot innocent by pa she sat, While glanc: &, shy and warm, Shot from her saucy hat At every manlike form, Pa loft to soo a friend, ho told; And thon her smile was sweot On Mr. Jones, who, growing bold, Took by hor mdo & seat, The boat rolled on. Jones would not go Without hor father's word; That father at the bar below Hor laugh no longer heard. She called not lo tay, father, stay, Until my task is done.” oo well, the old man's way, Unconscious of her fun, |8 The wind had froshened to gale; The boat tossed on the sen, Oh, min," cried Jones, “why art thou plet Why talk'st thou not to me? “Speak, maident” once again he erled; Art'ailing? Tell one quick.” And but the drouping maid replied: “0h! 1T foel o sick.” Upon her brow there oame his breath; {0 smoothed her friczled hair, She looked for all the world like death, Ha looked like grim despair. She murmured but once more aloud, “Oh, Jones, & basin --quick!” Not one waa loft, for in that crowd Ench fomale, too, was sick. Oh, whero was gallant like to Jones; Or, rather, one so flat? With one heroic siile he groans: “‘Here, darling, in 10y la i tzer Aperient, TAK BEFORE | Thore came a burst of lightning sound; m’-‘i-”‘r,‘&'u.u MMEDIATELY DISPEL ALL | The girl —oh. whore was she? FEEL OF HEAVINESS, REMOVE GENTLY | A.poiling Jones’ hat, which crowncd BUT LY THECAUSE, AND QUICKEN (NTO ]h”‘um, ooy HEALTHY ACTION EVERY FIRRE OF THE 8YS. TEM. FORSALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Heali\ is W;};gfih! 5 <O WE, 2 A4 R 8 for Hsstorin, I “ita, Nervous Neural ‘Protration caused by tho o of aloohol or tobaoco, Wakofulness, Mental Do- prosaion, Softoning of tho Drain resalting in in- sanity and londing to misery, decay and death, romaturo Old Age, Barrcnnoss, Loss of power cithor sex, Involuntary Losses au Bpermat- orrhaa caused by over-exertion of thobrain, self. nbuso or over-indulgonce, Fach box eontaing ©ono month's treatment. $1.00 n box, or six bozes for $5.00, sent by mail propaid on recaipt of price. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOX “To cure any casa, With cach order received hyns for six boxes, nccompanied with $5.00, wo will eend the purchaser our written guarantee to re- fund the money if the treatmont does not offect Bcure. Guarantoos insned only by DR, FELIX LE BRUN'S LN PREVENTIVE AND OURE. ZOR EITHER SEX. Th remedy being Injeoted directly %o the seat the Lcase, 'mm:n 10 change of diot or nauseous, mercunal of pisonous medicines to bo taken intern: ¥ ¥hen wed 18 proventive by sithor sex, it 1 Imposstole to coutract any private disease; but in the case of thowe already unfortunately afiloted we guar- ~ A curs, or wa will rofund the e e e Al ¥y atl authortzed agenta. Dr.FelixLeBrun&Co BOLE PROPRIETORS, C. F. Goodman, Druggist, Bole Agent, for Omaba Kebh. ‘mio wly J.P. WEBER & CO., MANUFACTURERS OF BRACES! ¥ FOR THE CORRECTIO! Physeal Deformiti. s, Hip and Spinal Diseases, Club Feet, S ift Knees, Bow Legs, Knock Knees, &c TRUSSES Of the bost make kept o hand, Crut hes made t order. done in Steel, Tron and W1 Trussos ropaired, od. gartopair | o @l kinds d ne noat, cheap and prumpt. Fiet s romlum given our work'at the Ne raskas State Fair of 1853, 803 Sou h Tenth St,, Omaha. ? DR. Young gitds in socioty when in full drews wo wearlug the hair arraoged o five or six | hewyy curls iu the back, confined low i the |neck by spurklivg oruament of some de AVTEU FHEe VOLTAIC DELY, and other Errernio ) il fend on Thirty Daye ArrLiANCEN. 3 Ot OLD, whio are TURK Tesulting from ks Bpocdy reliet and com T,V 160 2 i, Vouraic Bewr Co, Marsuary, Mic Small Jobs of all kind! fToring Lowt' ViraLary. and those Maxioon UARANTEED. Sond atonce (or Lilustrated Pamplilob Oh! knighta of old and heroes rare; Oh!lovers, think of that, Tha noblest thing which perished there Was Jonos’ new wilk hat. et — HONEY FOR 1HE LADIES. Very rourh waol cloths are conspicuous among the new winter goods. A polsuaise for winter woar will have a full waist, to be worn with a belt. Fouther fans with flower contres and jow- alled handles ure very fashionabla. Turin slippers of black satin, with bright facings, are worn with white dresses. High crowus, whort backs, and narrow brims prevail in many of the stylish winter hats, Freoxles have become very fashionable, The Priucess Louise sud all the other nice gitls huve them, Gray and dark green and blue and amber aro Worth's lutest’ froaks in the combination of colors. Delicate nuns’ gray kid sandals are worn with home toilew over silk stockings of pale lilac, black or dark red. Low-neckid bodices are more genorally worn at roceptions and the opera this season than they huve been for years back. The newest bugs shown in the Puris shapes are of imwmonee size, and indicato s return of the reticule of threo generations ago. Ottomwan ribbon and satin makers 40 trim cashuiero aud nuns’ veiling, Plaiting the skirt drapery on the order to minke it look an Greek as pomsi recout fancy dovelopod by Parisian mod; The three most valuable pearl necklacces in Amoiica are owned in Gotham and are valued at $100,000, $30,000 und $23,000 respectively. Charlotte Corday cloaks of golden fawn colored cashiere, lined with deep cardinal s an oxcitine and passionate scens, and the contact of the two faces, or even the lips, | unnsually unplessant. Any s rt of an actor or actress, if thay know suyching of their ar, can stimulate kissing quite ns effectively as if the kiss were real. No matter how much one fa oxcited by the scene, a kiss invariahly spoils the glamour of the actress, It dispels the illusion, and brivgs one back ¢ earth Oy that ground alone 1 always objected to being kissod on the stags, even bayond ths paint and gream kiss, Actresses who consent to b kissed on the stage must want to bo kissed very bmlly—that's my experience, C— o Rhymes, Seasonab Once more the weather prophet — Who should be seut to Tophet Ts making hia predictions and declares, ‘elares, ‘elaros T' o winter will be mild — Tnstend of tempests wild We'll hiuve a spell of balmy southern afrs,nirs, airs, The ice man snilos a smile, Quite innocent of guile, And says if thors should be a lack of ize, fce, ice, Tha public must expoct The dealors to protect ‘Themselves next summer and putap the prics, price, price, The plumbers face is sad — Ho thinks it is tos bad; If there's no frost the water pipes won't bust, bust, bust; Thin ia a droadful thought — Hin prospocts come to nenght — Thia yoar he cannok raft away thoe dust, dust, dast. Tho ooal man's in despalr; Ho wniffs the buliny air And wonders when tne duys will coldor grow, grow, grow. His mind must be at ease Untit wo have a frocza And the mercury's down to twenty-five balow, "low, “low. e e— CONNUBIALITIE! Ovar forty waddings took place in Cin nati on Thaukegiving day. Miss Will was marddol to Mr. Shall in Al legan county, Mich., recently. A Bultimoro father mrriod off a daughter and two won all togethor Thursday. Miss Ely-Goddard, s Vermont heiross has disgraced her family and sot by marrying u prince. A preachor near Paoli, in Madison connty, Ga., married & runaway couple by tho light of & match. Mr. Burrougha' Corona, N. Y., celebrated the fiftiuth anniversary of his weddiog in tho house in which ho was born. Misa Rothschild presented the Earl of Rose- borry, a day or two heforo she married him, with u check for £200,000. She did a very vinky thing. Misa Hoar, whom Mr. Bowles, the editor of the Springfield Republican, 1s going to marry, in the uriginal of one of Miss Louisa Alcot “ Littlo Women,” Andorson Baker, o justicoof the pance, at 3ter baaville, M. T., has been fined 350" for marry ing an slopiug coupls, the bride belng but 12 years of age, A novel idea introduced in fashionable wed- dingn is w pair of foral wates, which ara open- od for the bridal procession by tiuy lictle mi eta in white, who look as if they only needed wings to make them angels, [nstead of the traditional bouquet, stiff and ugly, without grace o beauty, many brides carry & ha y bound prayer book. In wany iostauces thean are very expensive, wn thoy wre bound in velvet und set with pro- cions Atonvs, Sulem Fisher and his wife celehtated their dismond_wedidiig, the iversary of their wedding duy. in Belchertown, Mass , recontly The couple have lived happily to- wethor in the wame house all theso years At a rocont weddiug in New York, instead are 1o latest of stylish and olegant traveling wraps. ‘I'ho walstaoat is now one of the ohief fou- of having the conventional devices which o woary one by their samoucss—if ono con be woarted with flowers in uny shape—tho happy brido and groom stood during the co tures of® the tailor-made costupios which 36 | under & hise St ket %.h affocted by fashionkble wowen at | che pretty idead tho grogm gave th bridew. o1 brond, malas esth a golil wisliBono dot with tihy Many of the now felt hats are bound with [dismonde. wilk braid, by machins work, just as the edgos of gentlemen's hats ure finished. W here thix braid is used vo fucing of velvet or silk is ro guired. The young wife of a prominent New York 1an Wi ent home in a oarriago fi wblo modiste's very ill, but the family hysician discovered it was the effegt of the | "tiest amoko.” Syrucuso society denounces the waltz as “an impure, depraving exerci-o that flourishes ns modusty withers.” Wo have ofton thoughi tho waltz was_ hardly & safe modo of pecreu. tion for places like Syracuro, Tt is belioved that Miss Collis, of Newport, R. I, who cluiu that w man scized her and ut off her braided hair, did the job herself and tld the story to gain notoriety. The Awmerican gitl must have fun, ther man. It ved engagod hersolf 1o an tako tho youth of the pressut goneration & long time to lowrn that “there are ws good fish in tho sow & over wore caught.” Figured sash ribbons are plentiful, but figured bonnet ribbous promise to be patro uized ouly by wuy of exception to the rule, and thews, for the wost part, brocaded with circlos or lozeugers of velvet or inglo leaves. A lady with three heads 1 on exhibition in 0, but she in'c 1oceiving any offors of ag0. A ludy who could give her hus- w pieco of euch of her threo minds all at once shonld expoct to wait a good whils for ate. 'he Japaneso nl vays tuke fore entering the house, oldest dwughrer who tuk her Charlos Augustus slic tront dour about miduight, she takes ther off befure crueniog up stairs. The newest brocaded Ottoman silks are in designn of fruits and trailing vines, and the auisnors of the dressanukers will mako s grost | s o with apples, pluws, apricots. hops, b turtiume, gropes, sud the like, as tl did lant sowson with the heads of bewsts and birds, their shoes e In this country it in off hur shoos. When dew oftly out of the weriptton, & wabre with hilt of wock dia wouds or Khiuo stouos wud porls, being very popular. are the Persian wilk gauzes, with doep jardi nere borderiogs in vivid hues CREAT ENCLISH REMEDY. BUVOUB Groray LOSS b, Lures rudiieat™s ebility b to the modern toilet the lurge Rowsn pearls aro just now moro fasbimably wors jor eveniug decorat Awong the new fubrics appropriste for Among the various kiuds of boads, large and I, which are used te embellish ud add than beads of any Apropos of the announcemant of the engage- ment of Mins Jonne Flood, the bonauzs kivg's duughter, to an Eugli-h nobloman, » Chicago pa or rocalls the ntory of her love for a young olerk in her fathor's bank in San Fr aud says that, thongh she may y some one oleo, hor heart dus not go wich hor hand Her father dischurged tha young mau on lowrn {ng of the nttackment, sud hurried Miss Jen- uis off to Buropa, . I Axiuenin girle are marriad at 12 and 13, 1f they wre loft uumarried at 16 they wro like- ly to remuin old wsids, bit there is hope for them till the ninetsenth birthday. After that they are callad *‘Lor,” s weed or useless plant Botrothals which are lugally binding may be mnds by purents for babes in the cradle. Thero iy also a special rite in Armenia to be- troth conditionally childron who ax yet have ot comy into the world, Two married women in this caso way before witnesses: “I, Anna, donolemuly promise thut wy won o daighter <hall marry your son or daughtor, as tha case may be, provided both live to a marrixgeably age:” nd “I, Maria do solsmnly accapt the hand of your son or daughter s the husband or wifoof my child, God willing." Children thuw disposed of have no rec urse hut to carry out the lif that waus forsordained for thom, — She Said and She Did, “T will nover marry,” sho said - she sald — “Unless s young man that just suits me 1 find; Tall r than I by at least half » head He war 1\, must be, with a faco Lright and ind His eyos I'd profer of a violet blue, s hair a light brown or » very warm gold: He must riug —a ting tenor—and dance vicely, £, And tull as good atories as ever were told, smokivg allowed, for the weed 1 detest nd of course no remarks that are rude or ill bred; And Tl like him always to bo stylishly drorael, The youuy wan I warry," waid, " who said—she And then the maid married—she did—she il A Llull‘l'-ncm’o old fellow much shorter than who, Who wore a black wig that but awkwardiy hi A p ity that no baldar onuld powsibly he. dneig toilots wro +hown some exquisitely | A84 his voico was a creak, and bo danced like URE {lnia, wo Aol sk W boar, HutssU AR Mo Clihe cepton i Vw4030 80 1w 2o nnd i) ming i broidersd Moro_ bewntiful sven thau the blasre Aud ho'd sit by the hour and stupidly atare, And he never suld anythivg witey or wise. And hermoked a clay pipe, aud from mora- ing Gl night In l.hl juoudh held of stongest tobacco & ) uid; 1| And I? dressed —but, enough, he had two millions quite X OF MANLY VIGOR, Spermaton: | descriptin, ‘The newest striogs are exquisie. | Aud b led hi 4 icon st whon wl"othor rome- | 1yt i showny hus of goid, ailvr, palent [ i, e B Nadly—she 3id -she 80 bottie, largo Lottle, fou | WUV and sva grec. ~[Harrisburg Horald, mos the quantity, 86. By ex | Thers i« a groat varioty In the shapes and e — pross to any sd ’T.l‘ul b | fabrics used fur fichus and collars. y RELIGLOUS, CAL ISTITUTS, ,,:!_1" 18 Olva Btroc i | Guottish and wtylish are the foral trimniings it Louls, Mo. —_— “J Bave sold Bir Astloy Cooper's Vital Restorativi wuade in rose buds, violets, pwurios. fu get-mie nots, and other small blossoma and foliage ar or years. Every oustomer speaks highly of 16 1 | runged in sets of necklot shoulder bouguet unhesitabinglyendorse it asa remedy of true merlt | half wreathed for the hair, and foral mouchoir “C. ¥, Goovwax, Drugyist Omaha Fob, 1 1858 VIR-mbe-ao )y mosn or forna. and the flowers, with thiir nat CHICAGO SCALE el Lookivg wtou, brists, nd thurus, ook ua ; ready o drop pot.] from petal, o true b m,-;g-;&:':,;:"- it urititea, |naturo huve thuy beon shapod aud Lolored. 5 ,”%gmlg‘,mg”_mgfi‘:fl&'b A new amployment hus beon found for work OTUEE BIZES. Bedured UK LINT FUER “¥onazs, TOOLS, & FORUX O MADK B LAGH T B G Tools. fowe: o P i Vb Wi & muff, which uow come in fancy P, These are Iaid upon tiny bar ing wirls in Now York o bty i S AR AL wbly pretty youug giils re kept in an ante roomn, ostensibly employed w wew. They rep rosent # wide variey iy of feature. When & ou-tomer wivers in dscil Oure out med- A POSITIVE:: i vt tober 1676, On, box No. 1 will care 2 will cure the fos standing. caseln four days or less N Allan’s Soluble Medicat. d Bougies , o olt of san. ate case no matter of how ) walied of prioe ¥or 3-11:: m"mu T %5dssanss., CURE. ing hetwoen bounets the wily of there girla and says: ‘Hure is & head und and I can vl * | effect this hat would have on y Of course on heaut, s top the piece of willinery is e witching, and gratifind vauity quickly com. Plotes tho sals, “Nobady on the stage,” said an old actress who ured to b a relyiing sbar many o ather wan vor wowan, kises f b densant h the propla wigh weratl ik 16 another boxes from | it 8 of soa- In one of the leading [ Avenne Methodist conploxion and typy rk ealls in one W you the choloe. At least, I have uever known it to be nateer They wre both overed with paict, greass snd perspdration, for kisedog is the usual wiod-up RBishop Simpéon's profile p'oture will appear om the centennial medal of Methodism. The new Christian church at Now York cost $102,000, this being the first and ouly church of ‘that denomination o the city. The same christening robe of drap d'argent which was worn by the crown prince of Ger- wany hus served for ull the christeniogs in his family. At the dadication services in the Madison pisconal church, Now York city, 8920 0 were subseribed, coveriug | tho entire iudebtedness of the church. Rev, Dr. A, D. Mayo, the New Eagland clergyman. has & parish of fiftern statos, the whols south, where he is enguged w4 a mis- || slonary for the spread of education. The Synod of Kausas has constituted & new wresl ybory —the proshytery of the Lodian e ritory and pased w 1o thiat the Lndign Territory should be travsferced fr i tho foreigu to the bome bosrd, The Lust vame added the commnnicas vl of the First Pea-by torian: church, Morri town, N 1., was the 3,13 'th, which tn Jkes an lution to the effect | church, and the Fres church, and ¢he United Preahyterian church, and all the ¢ gher churches Thon knowest tha varous yick mames, , by which they are cal'ad bless them L all?” The Guadalonps missior , duroh st Paso del Norte is over 300 years ‘eid, and contains marringe, death, and b ,ia5emal records_dated 1600, on parchment b qud in wheop. Inside «ro rolica aud Fate pr' by by the old mus ters, but not & chwir, “wench, or pow, and the # pplicants st ¢ ot down on their marrow boues before the aleae on a rag carpot laid for the purposs The 1%th a0 niversary of the Philadelphia Baptist ascoci ation was recently hold iu Grace church, in that city, 1t is the oldest and larg ext wesocinti o fu the conntry, embracing niae vy-seven cljurches and chapels, wnd_church property valued at ovor $2.000,000. The st tistics show baptisms doring the year, 1,15 contribii tions for wll henevolent objects, $352,: 0, bei og an increase of nearly $18,000 A very interasting discovery has been mada in Roma in the courss of the excavations near tho spot whera the podestals with inscriptions to the Vestal Virgiug wore recontly di ed. Ttcousi<ts of an earthenwaro vi aulnla, coutaining a fibula, bearing the namo of Pope Martin 111, w 1 048, and one gold and twenty nglo-Saxon cofua bearing the names of the Kings Edward, the elder, Athelstano, and Edmund I, who reign- ed from 601 to 046, including also somo coins of the Archbishops of Canterbury, then the metropolitans of kngfand, It is supposed that the monay waa tribute, or Petor's vence, went by the Anglo-Saxons to Rome. Tho dliberations of the American arch- bishops at Rome will not be concluded befora tho end of this month. The decisions wrrived at thuy far are unknown, Amoug the chisf points doalt with are the tenure of ecclesinsti- onl property, the irremovability of pastors, of the erection of dio-esan courts, the education of the clergy, und the keeping of cleric 1 banks, which, in consequenca of the recent Cincinnati scandal, are to be strictly pro- hibited. ~ Authorative contradiction is given to thi« statement that Irish or Irish-American matters figure among the subjects under dis cussion Archlishop Williais seems to be the leading pirit of the congress. He i looked up to by his American colleagues as their nestor, and has already won the respect of the Vatican kil In Twenty-four Time, MotagR, up Ktairs: !mz twonty-two, ‘And you shuuld bo it bed. I)Atmfirn, down staira: '8 just preparing now to go, (-’u&n d'on 't you be so frea!) You aid that Be might stay, you know, To-n(}hl till twonty-three (Now, John! you can’t have more; I vow thut that's the last! You asked for one; you've taken four), And ma, the clook is fust, MorHE Pray, Sal, what makes you pauseso long Hetweon your words to-night? Tho clock, L'u certain, 18 not wrong; There's something else not right, DavanTeR: Oh. me! (No, John, not one kiss more!) T've told you what is true (Just one! that what's you said before;) 1t's woarcely twanty-tw (Well, take it quickly, then, and go,) Ho's going right away. (My face isrod ws fire, I know, And what will mother say?) MoOTHER, an hour later: 1'm coming right down stairs to seo 1f Johu intonds to ety All night; it's balf past twonty-throe; Why don't ho go away? Daveur (There, John, you hear?) ho's going, ma. (Now, Joht, doar, homeward, jogs You see if ma should waken pa ‘Then he miche loose the do; He's gone, doar wia; L've Lcked the door The cionk'will won strike twenty four, And I must go to bed.) Souet — MUSICAL AN AR A MIATIO, | , Pauline Lucos is to AE8FFs £1,000 for three concerts in Moxcow, Edward Kidder is booking time for Lotta next season in Americ: Atlants, having had a little one-fiddle-power festival, begins to criticise musical taste in Cincinnati, 1 o Pomeroy has just married her third husbind, Ju view of Louise’s youth this dec- ord is not so bad. On Thavksgiving night the Chicago Ideals g e their 100th performance at Des Moines, own, to a crowded house. Willism J. Scanlan, the Trish comedian, has made over 275,000 by his song<, the most pop- ulur of which just now is *‘Poek-a-boo.” Mario Vun Zandt, the opera singor, s 2: years old. Now don't bo mean enough to show her this paper 30 or 40 yoars from now, when sho becomes 29, Lawrenco Barrott hay decidod not to take an Amencan company to London. He is wfraid that **too much Yankeo will not be ap- preziutod by the cockneys.” Jdwin Booth decided to take a two woeks' rost at the conclusion of his Boston engage- ment. Brooks and Dickson offorod him a wurety of £12,000 if ho would Hlay tho two woeky, but ha declined, A favorite device with Trving in o moment of deep feeling is for himn to cluch and per- hiaps tour open the collar o looss wearf that is around his neck. He has done this at some puint in every play he has yot produced. Roland Read appoars to bave becomo one of the permanent Now York attrs . Dur. ing the pust threo or four wonshs he has wearcely playod ont of Now York or Brooklyn, At overy houso bis buriness has been very large. Mupleson is bankrnpt. In the endeavor to pay one singer (Patii) $5,000 a night, wl whe drew ouly $3,000, ho has naturally to griof, Patti is shrowd and took no chane Mapleson had to deposit $40,000 to hor credit in bauk before she would sivg a note, The eminent basso, Karl Formes, tells Amorican paronts that they make agrave mis- tuke in xen eir childron to Ttaly to study mu-ic when they can botter T sults at home, ~He savs musical scionce is at ita lowest level in Italy, and the great singers wre not Italians, Herr Hilf, a former town musician at the Gerwan wataring-place, Elslor, 18 probabl about the oldest musician now alive. He cel- chrated a fow weeks ago his one hundredth birthd His sons and grandsons have in- i is tuste for music, sud the old gen- 1an iy uow and then be seon with thens, taking part in she town orchestra, ISum‘-h:h.homulnr |.uhu‘ of the theatre in- clude who drops his o rog- ularly lm:%-& circle into fi stalls; the woman who always lay« her head on her male companion's shou whon she laughs at any- thing funny in the play; the ~an who tells bis ueighhors about what is coming—he's seen tho play before; the women who aunoys the pers 1 back of her by coustantly wmoving her oad from wide to side. e —— INGULARITE A swordfish twelve feot long stranded in the Wash, at Snellosham, was sent to the Prince of Wales wa i preseut. The drill for the artesian well at the shops of the Wiichester Arims company, in New Haven, Coun,, has stuck fast at the depth of 2,000 feot, The greatest catch of eols on record has oeen mude by the Hickman brothers, of South Den- nis, Cape May county, N. J., who speared in Dennis croek 1,600 lurge ones in four hours re- contly. A Modesto, Oal., man attenpted to eat five | dozen of egge on & wager, aud had sucoseded in cating vhwee dozen aud threo when his frionds disuaded hiw from furthor effort. He still belioves bo could Lave accowplished the | fout, There is, it seems, to be an umbrella that cannut be stolen. A genius hasinvented a do- | tachable bhand o, upou withdrawing which the 1iby are automatically locked — Heplacing it | uclocks them, No two handles fit the sawme uwbrella, lo Journal. averagn of LWauty two parsins vol into Yoy A e R vy yoar for one buadrod aud forty-tive yeurs A Soutch clbreyman at Ayer. a fow duys gy, prayed: /'O Lord, bless” the Kstabllshed A 12-year-ald girl, living in Jersey City, Is natural curdosity, She has a foot where | of her hauds onght to be, and & hand in the place of oneof hor foot. Sho oan walk without |etfurt, but uses the misplaced foot ax a haud anly clumsily. and han 5 call this misplaced hand into requisition in delicate manual ope- rations. A correspondent writing from Amher ortage county, Wis.. says that that place h g curiosity fn the person of n little girl ars of age, the daughter of Max Brose, who moved there a year ago. Sue has no eyen, but blue spots on her faco, which puff out a dittle b w where the eyes should be. Aside from being blind the girl has her other faculties as acuts as wny oue, and is very in. elligent in every respect. A lady, 00 years old, living in Marion corn ty, Towa, has'a numerons and long-lived line of descendants, She has a danghter 70 vears of age, a granddaughter 52 years old, a great granddaughter 20 yoars old and n graat-geeat wranddanghter 11 yoars old, ho old lady has wix children, forty-fonr grandehildeen, 153 wreat-grandchildren and twolve groat-gr randchildron, wmaking in ull » total posterity mve— Not Yet Safe, Tho turkey who boams with complacence, inking now that hix futnre is good, Will find wll too soon how he's blundered, And hallooed while yet in the wood, He's passed thro' the Thanksgiving Seylla, And 'weaped with his neck safe and sound; But alas | in the Christmas Charybdis He doubtless will find himself drowned, - Philadelphia Call. L —— MPIETI While one preacher and one deacon were struck dead in church in Massachusetts last week, it will bo obsarved that B, Butlor es. caped without a scratch, Congressman W. R, Morrison, of Tllinois, in frank enough to say that ho doesn't see the necessity for prayers in the house this winter, considering that the democrats have a major: ity of 59 over ull. Michigan, hy a curious provision of her stato constitution, forbids not only the em. ployment on ralary of a regular chaplain of either house. but also prohibits vraying or any form of religious services in either house, A sienificant proof of the power exercisnd by the browing interest in England is found in the fact that hin the past month o cler- gyman at Burton-on-Trent has hud to niss his curate becauss ha had published a pam- phlat on the lignor traffic, and the brewers 1l threatened to withdraw their subscriptions to the church socioties, unless the offeuder was dismissed. A Chicago belle, having attended Thanka- giving rorvicein a sanctuary of great social prominence, was asked how she liked the d eloquent preacher. **Verily, aid no Attention to it, being Engrossed with Wondering what Cause for Thanks could Possibly hive Accerned to that Horrid Joues thing, who has a Mole on her Chin, and has had hor Last winter's Bounet wmade over.” The detectives are sgain telling the story of the revival that occurred in the jail in Hart. ford, Conn. The prisoners held their reli- gious moetings in a room given them for that purpose. The zeal ran especially to musi aud tho Wongs were of the shouting Great progress was made, and an ahun harveat seemed certain but it accidentally waa discovered that the sick absentees were busily sawing the bars in another, Last Sunday night a St. Joseph preacher told his congregation that the only reason why the world has not been destroyed is that the people may bo saved. He furthor asserted that when the Lord gets ready to destroy the world all He will have t) do will b to se rate the oxygen from ths hydrogen, and then the first woman who lights o match the fice in the kitchen stove will be the wediats cause of the greatest couflagration ever known, e —— A Frightful Collision, New York—The valuable trotting horse, ““Jim Sands,” was run into ina race, sustaining severe bruises and lame- ness. His owner, Mr. Noble Thompson, of the well known Stables of 1393 Broad- way, states that he placed the animal under the care of veterinary surgeon, who in _three months tailed " to benefit him. Treatment with St. Jacobs Oil, was then bagun, and the horse not only recovered but was enabled to trot mile heats in 2:21. Mr. Thompson regards the Oil as the pain cure of the age. = e At a recent fancy dress party a lady, whoss costume resembled a rilver lined gray clo waore gray silk stocking embroide:ed with tiny silver thistles, gray sutin sandals, on which her mouogramn appsared in stoel bead work, and gray Suede Suxe glos ey thistles was again apparent in delicate hand puinting. e —e— Why Be Downcast? True, yon are in a wiserable conditlon—you are weak, pulid, and wervous, You cannot slsep at night, hor enjoy your waking hour ot, why lose heart? Get st the druggist's a Ku'«bhv of Burdock hlrod Kitters. They will re- #tore you to health and peace of uiind, e e— It is estimated that the Methodist general conference which will meet in Philadelphia next year will cost the church not less than $100,000. There will be 600 delegates, aud Bishop Simpson will presido, Ex-Procident Hayes and possibly Gen. Grout, will be among the delegates. e utarrh. The remarkable results in a disease so universal and with suh a variety of char- acteristics as Catarrah, prove how effectu- ally Hood's Sarsaparilla acting through the blood reaches every part of the sy em. A medicine like, anything else, can be fairly judged ouly by its results. We poiat with pride to the glorious rec- ord of Hood’s Sarsaparilla has entered up- on the hearts of thousands of people it has cured of catarrh — 'he body of the wife of L, C. Welch buried near Pomeroy, W. T., was lately ex humed and was found to have turned to stoue. Tho hair had grown saveral inches and turned pow white, ke body lovked like a beantiful marble stutue, | —— A slight cold, it neglected, often attacks the lungs, Brown's BroNcuian TrocHes give sure and immedisto relief. Sold only in bores. Price 25 cents, When a stout spring wagon, driven by a hold-lookiug min and drawn by a foa horss, s xeen careering dow not always safe to bet thatitis & police patrol AT (S e ery relief, responding to a telephono call of distress from a distant saloon that has run out of beer. e —— Horsford Acid Phosphate, A Good Thing, Dr. Adam Miller, Chicago, Tll., says: “I have recommended Horsford’s Acid Phosphate to my {:al.ienu, and have re- ceived very favorable reports, 1t is one of the very fow really valuable prepara- tions now offered to the afflicted. Ina practice of thirty-five years | have found a few good things, and this is one of threm,"” When Herrmann was last in Texas he did his card tricks, aud then trisd in vain to find somebody to play poker with. Oue man_ suid to him, ' If T koew as much about cards s ou do' T woul in t waste time in the show usiness; I would obtain o residence in the stato and run for tho Texas legislature.— Toxas Siftings, —— B. H. Douglas & Sous' Capsioan Oough Drops ar manvtacturcd by thomselves, and are the result of over forty years' experience in compounding cough wadic When youmoet & wan thess days with a careworn expression on his customarily happy face, do not wisjudge him by concluding that his business or domestic sffairs ars in a bad |atate. He is simply wonderiag what on earth | be shall buy for Oliristiuas presents this year. | — Lowell Citizen. Princes,potentates, plain people, m’\-?'- body needs Samaritan Nervine. i druggists $1.50. | Col. H. Walters, U. 8. District Atfor- ney, Kunsas OCity, said: Samaritan Nervine cured uly niece of spaams.’ Druggists in all states keep it. 03 S Pecl ¢ Lo, he Stnf Atlanta,Bu ONE OF THE B § a.5.Vials, 1 have been using Swift’'s 8, ecifie in my practics for quite along tim:, and Tregard it the beat comb ination ana blood purifier and tonia. 1t is entirely vegotable bel: g composed of th extracts of roots which grow in whis section of Georg a1 am familiar with its his. the Indians, Tt isa certain and <afe res Ay for all Kinds of blood poison and skin humor, and in the used, there has never been a failure to cure. 1 have with {t, after T hul most signally failed by the most sppraved met ods of treatment withmercury and Todidi le of ptassium, Thess cases have been cured over fitteen yoa s, and havo never had any return of the discasc In themselves, or in their children, FIE! DOMER, M. D., Perry, Houstoe Co., Ga. VT8 s tho best selling remedy in my storeand all clansen of people buy it. [t has bacome & houschold remedy with many of our best zons," WALT A.TAYLOR, . Atlanta, Ga. T well Swift's Specifio—often a grows in ton days at rotail, wnd to all clases, Some of Atlanta's best peo Plo use It regulary as o tonic and al orat JOSIAH BRADFIFLD, Atlanta, tia, Our treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed tree to applicants. [= - THE SWIFT SPECIFIO CO., Diwwer 3, Atlanta, Go. LI N required by the traveling put El na—all of which are furp And St. Paul. Dakota; and asi ta main lines, bra es and connec description of Short Un.u‘ and Best Route between Chicago, Milwaukee, Aberdeen and Chicago, Milwaukee, Beaver Dam and Oshkosh. Chicago, Milwaukee, Owatonna and Sairibault, Chicago, Clinton, Rock lsland and Cedar Rapida Chicugo, Milwaukee, Mitchell and Chamberlain. lic—a Short Line, Quick Tim. tahed by the greatest railway in America, Ibowme and operates over 4,00 miles of roud 1 all the great Lusiness centres of tb Chicago, Milwaukee, anl and Minneapolis. Chie llwaukee, Eau ( Chicago, Milwaukee, Waukesha and Oconomowoc Chicago, Beloit, Janesville and Mineral Point. Chicago, Council Bluffs and Omaha. Rock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and Minneapolis S H U RTmI"” 12° Conmection” with tos conveys an idea of ust what and the hest of accommods Ortcaco, M rwavke the Ilinois, Wisconsin, Minnosota, lowa anc t and Far West, it oaturally answers t} Chicagy, Milwaukeo, La Crosse and Wi Chicago, Milwaukee, Wausau and Merrill, Chicago, Milwaukee, Madison and Prairiedu Chle: Chicago, Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque. Chicago, Sioux Cit; ioux Falls and Yankton Davenport, Caliar, St. Paul and Minneapolis. Fullman Sleepers and the Finest Dining Cars in world are ruu on the main lines of the CHICAG MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL RAILWAQ and every attention fu paid fo passengers by court: ous employes of tho company. S. 8. MERRILL, A. V. H. CARPENTER, | Pass. Agent b FFORD, Aus't Gen'l Puss, Aght P A YV E —WITH— 100K FALLS GRANITE. And your work is done for all time to time to come,. WE CHALLENGE The World to produce a more dorahle material for street p vement than the Sioux Falls Granite. ORDERS FOR ANY AMOUNT OF Paving Bl —0OR— MACADAM! filled promptly. Samp'es sent and estimates given upon application. WM. McBAIN & €O, ®.oux Falls, Dakota. Nebraska Cornice ~—~AND— (ramental Works ' MANUFACTORERS OF GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES Dormer Windovwws. FINIALS, WINDOW CAPS, TIN, IRON AND SLATE ROOFING PATENT METALIC BKYLIGHT, lron Fencing! Crostings, Balustrades, Verandas, Ottios aud Hani Raillngs, Window aud Cellar Guards, Fio N. W, COR, NINTH AND JONES §T8. WAL GAISEK, Manager ITY FOR THE SPECIALIST, DR. HA WAGNER, Haslong been acknowledged and more #0 at this day than any other, Tho vast fleld of medical seicnce is increasing, and its numerous branches are and nearer to perfection, and man can any longer grasp them al necessity for dividing thelabor. And it is abt that di 1 special study more than any- 10 understand and know how trite beyond all d to-uriniary organs ne i we we Wroperly H. WAGNER 18 fully aware that there are many physicians, wiblo peoplo, who will ) for'n in hapy ient and intell tew himsolf to relleving the affli aving them trom worse than death, is noless & phi- anth to his race than the sur | geon or physician who by close aplication excels in any other branch of his profession. And fortunatel, or humanity, the 18 dawning wh the false . crime, like the lopers_under the Jewish law, to-die: uncared for has passed away. A Few Reasons methods of cure: 1. “Dr. . Wagnor la & natural physician.” 0.8, Fowtm, The Greatest Living Phrenologist, *'Few can excel you aa a doctor.” Dr. J. Siuus, The World's Greatest Physiognomist. “"You are wondertully proficient nyour know! edge of disease and medics DR, J. MaTiEws. 4. “The aticted find ready relicf in your pree- enco.” Dr. J. SiMus. 6. “Dr. H. Wagner is a regular gradiate trom Bellevue Hompital, New York city; has had viry ex- tensive hospital practice, and Is thoroughly posted on all branches of his beloved science, eapecially on chronic discases.” DRa. BrOwNmLL & EWING, 6. “Dr. Il Wagner has immortalized himself b his wondertul discovary of spocifls remodion for. prb | vate and woxual discascs - Virginl City Chronfole. 7. “Thousands of invalids iock to see him."--San Franclsco Chronicle. 8. “The Doctor's long experionce as a specialish should render him very succeesful.”—Rocky Moune tain New: Plain Facts Plainly Spoken. At one time disoussion of the secret vico waa en- tirely avoided by the profession, and medical works o but a fow yeara ago would hardly montion it To-day the physician is of a different opi aware that it is his duty—lisagrecable though it may bo-~to handle this matter without gloves and speak plainly about it; and intelligent parcnts and wcuardians will thank hin for doing wo. The results attending this destructive vice were for- merly not understood, or not properly estimated; and no importance being attached to subject which by its nature doe not invite close investigation, it wae willingly fignored The habit is generally contracted by the youn whilo attending. achool; older companions. through their example, may be responsible for it, or it m: acquired throtigh accldent. The excitement once cx- perienced, the practice will he repeated again and cain, until at last the habit becomes firm and coms pletely enslaven the victim. Mental and nervous af fictions are usually the primary resulte of sclf-abuse. Among the injuricus effects may be montiored lasl: tude, defection or irras ihility of temyer aud general debility.” The bov seeka seclusion, and rarely in the sports of his companions. 1t he be a man he will be little found in company with the other sex, and i troubled with excecding and annoying bashtuliess i their presence. Lascvious dreams, issions and erujtions on the face, etc.,nre also t symptoms. ico s violently persisted in, more serious # take place. ~ Great palpitation of the heart, or eyileptic convulsions, are experienoed, and the sufferer may fall into s complote state of idiocy be- fore, tnally, death relieves him. Toall those engaged iu_this dangerous, practice, T would vay, flrst of all, stop it at once; make every possible ¢ffort to do s bt A you fail I your nervous aystem s already too much shattered, aud conso- quently, your willpower broken, iake some nerve tonic toaid you in your effort. Having freed yourself trom the habit, T would further counsel you to go through u regular conrse of treatment, for it is great mistake to suppose thatany one may, for some_ time, be tevery o little, give himself up to this tascinating but duigerous excitement without suffering from ite evil consequences at some futuro time. The number of young men who are incaj acixted to fill the dutios enjoiued by wedlock in alarmingly large, and 1 moss f wuch cases this unfortunate condition of things can be traced to the practice of self-abuss, which had boen abandoned years ago. Indeed, & few mouths' practios of thix habit Is sutcient to induce wpormatorthaa § are, and 1 have many of such cases under treat S present dag. Young Men Who may be suffering from the effects of youthtul follies or Indiscretlons will do well toavail themeelvos of thin, the greatest boon ever lald at the aitar of suf- fering humanity. Dk, Waoxur will gunrantoe 40 for- felt €00 for overy case of seminal weaknee or private disease of auy Kind and character whish he under- takos to and fally to cure. Middle Aged Men. ¥ A the ae of 30 40 60 who are troubled with o frequent evacuasions of the biad- der, often accompaniod by aalight smarbing or bum- ing wensation, and a weakening of the system in & manner the pation o On examin- ing tho urinary deposits & ropy sediment will often be found, and sometimos small yarticlos of Albumen wilh appent, or the color will o of Shin milkish hue, changing to a dark andt wauy meny this difficulty, inorant of the cause, wh cond stage of verninal weaks o Dr W. will guarantos w porfoct cure iu all cases and a healthy restoration of the genito-urinary or- Kans sultation free. Thorough examinasion and ad- unications should be addrossed, Dr. Honry r, P. 0. 2859, Denver, Colorado. wung Man's Pocket Companion, by Dr. H s worth'itx welght i gold to yousg Tea. Beut by mall to any address. Let Your Light 8hine. Dr. Wagner, ho celebrated spocialist, of Denver, Jolo,, 843 Larlmer strect, ellevew in lotsing the world K for thowsndy of Hin treatment for low ) him & uame that textimoninls from all rou those hie haw cured, i j ure the worst cases of thew discasos. The afilicted rom chronic and soxual dissases of evory kind will uid him their best friond. Tead his adyvertiementin call on him_for advioe, as we irate s (0 mylug ho by the wud Tocky Mouurain Kows| Relief to the Afflicted. In modicines, &8 I soienco, the specialiste & ones whoalways conies to the front and & com great rosult his remurk is ospooially applicable to to r. 1. Wagner, of thi city. He stands at the top of hiepeotemfon, dud Uio curon ho ertorma for tho w wo.l i the light of w ¢ acquirements. He andormd by the most eminent of the medical faculty, Hin office at 343 Laramir strect, where he will spoedi. ily effccta curo for the suffering of either vox, no mat- ter how complicated thelr complalnt.—Fomeroy,s Doniocrat. Chronic Complaints Require Time for a Cure. Porsons at & distance who wish tobhe treated by D, Waguier nood 1ot feol backward becatise of inabilit 1o visit him. f they will w send a list of queations w wedicines, counsel aud aever seon, Ho hias p station in Colorado States. See his ad ver Tribune, to the dootor he wil nables bim to send to thoussnds he has In overy city, town aud well as allover the United his advortisoment. —Den- ™ 8hall We Reform ? Specific romedion for all discass 1o the theory practice et present of educated and experience poysiciaus, aid Ui all large communities they have Sheir wpecialties, to excel in which they direct their itudlosaud yractice De Tis & suooomstul il lustration of this modern school of s ecialtios. and his nprocedented succem in the treatuient of private incascs s a8 wondurful s it I fattering - frof. 3. simm. persons who uoed wedical rollet (o the mosh e of diseason will lid oxafil! hysician in the |ors 343 Larimor «treet, who s ) Nenlii i ionsion at b Democrat. Bigotry and fenorane ust give wisdom, and the hyscian bolieves n let light shine i s fellow men. Py 1k # the beat use L ghide the we d wick unie to the fountain of health 1 this artic 1 be instrun ntal ws 8 “TORCHLL BT o hill L el up- guide sufforing b > ity L0848 Larier sireet, Douver, Colorudo, 1t will anmwer the jarposs for which It was written. Aildrem i WAGNER, DE. HENKY .0 box 29, or cail a1 843 | ariier Sereet, Tauyer, I Koo dsbe colurun hewion *“Mhio Necomaty i ul mml,n_\ that condemned the victims of folly or* Why you should try the celebrated Dr. H. Wagnor'o: » \