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e 1 { | e — e 2 | THE DAILY BEE--SATURDAY, AUGUS [ 25, 1883, —2 — —— Advertising Cheatws!!! It has become so common to write the Woginning of an article, in an elegant, in. $eresting manner. “Then run itinto some advertisement #hat we avoid all such, “And simply call attention to the mer- #a of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest Sormn as posible, “To induce people ““To give themonetrial, whichsoproves their vfiua that thoy will nover use any- ols —_— “Tun Remepy so favorable noticed in afl papers, “Religious and secular, is “Having a large sale, and is supplant- fng all other medicines. “There ia no denying th virtues of the Hop plant, and the proprietors of Hop Bittors have shown great shrewdness “And ability “In compounding a medicine whose virtues are 5o palpable to every one's ob- sorvation,” Did She Die? “Nol “She lingored and suffered along, pin- fng away all the time for years,” “The doctors doing her no good;" “And at last was cured by this Hop Bitters the papers say 8o much about.”" “Indeed! Indeed!” “How thankful we shou]d be for that medicine.” A Daughter's Misery. ““Eleven yoars our daughtor suffered on & bed of misery, “From a complication of kidney, liver, ghoumatic trouble and Nervous debility. “Under the care of the bestphysicians, “Who gave her disease various names, “But no relief, “‘And now she is restored to us in good health by as simply a remedy as Hop Bit- tors, that we had shunned for years be- fore using it."—Tue PARENTS, Father is Getting Well, “My daughtor says: “How much bettor father s since ho used Ho . ' in gotting woll after his long wuffering from disonse doclar rable” “And wo are s glud that he used your Bitters.” A Loy of Utica, N. Y. onl: Milk. mothors, Commen Perfoct substitute for Mother's o most nourishing diot for invalids ani Sursing motly d by all Physicians in all olimates. Sold by all druggists. 76 cents. for the pamphlet. . METCALF & CO., ‘me-bukth. 41 Contral Whart, Boston, Mass. the various o throughout the conntry terly co questic ber of qu gives theincrease in number of chure vhe year ws follows i Catholic, oue; Cougregs two; will discuss the mutual rol. l»rluum, of priests to p«ul. n members of such Winslow, Arizona, “How are yor! T reckon now stranger You ain't strack this trail before. No! Thought not! Well that ain't cur'as; Yer soe we're right at the fore, “On the borders o' civiliza As the nowspaper fellers s This town was ouly christe Just niue days old to-day. e lnst woek, “A protty healthy, infant? Well now you'rs shoutin' boss. That tall, swarth feller over thers, A loauin’ agiu hin horse, ““The boye oall Black Snake Charley, Ho's the leader o’ this ‘ere gang, Aud the man that shoots without reason, By the Lord he's got to hang! “Don't mind peppin’ whon there's a reason, Enjoy it myself if there cause, But the cuss that pulls out o' reason Goos doad agin our laws, “Had a man for breakfast this mornin', One o' theso sly 3 That jerks on a | We werved him up cold in his bovts, on, But there's nighty few u bet. r my shoutin’, 1 go mad ws June ckon they Wouldn't complaia And wostly forgot how to dunc ‘“Lawn yhs? W not muoh t» speak of. Yor sen wo riin the camp our wi More fightin’ tha M, Dou't think yo Good-day! RELIGIOUS. The churchmen of Dakota are asking for two bishops for that teriitory, A Lutheran congregation of 45 mombors has been organized at Austin, Texas, The first Congregational church of Hart- ford, Conn., will celebrate the 260 anuiversary on October 11 and 12, The general convention of the Protestint Episcopal church will be held in the church of Holy Triuicy, Philadelphia, October next. Thoe tenth iversary of the organization of ill be cele- by s pecial services i f “the denomination The vote of the Methodist Episcopal quar- erences in Canada, on the union ow stands as follows: Total num- tarly_conferences roported to dute, 139; of these 117 are in fuvor of the basis, 16 uro against it, and 6 ties, “Tho Mianeapolis City Directory, just issed, hes during Rowau Methodist, th Unitariau, one: Universalist, one. Prosbyteriun, o Plymouth Congregational church has raised 85,000 for Imllm- and works, g to be used for charity kindergarten industrial school and other kindred The gathering of representative Catholic prelates of the United States in Rome next ull, sy u correspondent of the Boston Pilot, s of bishops to of both to ure of property bishops, the conditions o and financial matters generally, the iustruction of the clorgy, the establishment of Lishops, legal courts, the app: t of clorgymen as gourts, the formation, mainto- nance, and prese and such like wi in a duo und fitiug manner the wcole-is tuw, The question of the education of | will ocoupy uuch utvention, 1t is the gen desive o s fur us possible, training of | un ut KRome. the ts from all countries carried ‘st S IO AN The U. P, Expressman, “Conceive me if yon can, A Union Pacific youug man, Who is Iavish in dross, And runs the express; “A. duinty, timid young man, A handlo your bagiuge. young man, Who never does tish it, Who nover says ‘dush it,’ A typical bagguge man.” Modiclne for Woman, Inventad by & Woma: Prepared by a Woman e Grestest Bedical Olseavery Binee the Dawa of il €318 rovivos the drooping spirits, tnvigorate v rmontsos the orizanio functions; g1ves elasticits A Brmnoss to the stop, restores tho natural lustre © 5o we, and planta on the ..o chook of woman the tree ®sow of Life's spring and early summor time [P~ Pheaicians Usv 1L and Proscribe It Froly 18 romoves faintness, flatuloncy, destroys all cravie. for_stimulnat, and rolloves woalcnoss of tho stumen’ Thas feetlng of beariug down, canding pain, weigr md hackache, 18 always permanently curwd by fte us Wor tho eure of Kidney Comn) thls Compound ¥DIA . PINKUHAM'S GLOOD PORIFIR 11" oradicate evury vestige o' Liumurs from it and ic1vo tono and strength to the system. ¢ womai orelilld. Tnxiet on having (& Both the Compound aud Plood Purifier are propars 33 and 90 Wostorn Avenue, Lyun, blass Prior ¢ #ithor, 81, Bix bottlea for §4, Beut by mail in tho furd #f pllis, o of lozenges, on recelpt of price, 81 per for eltner, Mra. Plokhan: troe,, answors all lottors ( mquiry Enclose jcs stamp,Send for pamphlet amily should be ithout LYDLA B PINKHA R ALY ke conatipation, Lillows, € SOFpIILY GE tho Tivar. 2 conts per box. AF-8old by all Droggiste. "G o ~Laramie Boomerang. e HONEY FOR THE LADIES, Miohigan schoolma'sm kills enough game to keep in mext the family with whom she urds, A late roport is to the effect that it has be- come the thing for Loudon girls of ton to learn dress mnking. Veilings, Indian mualine, protty brocaded or embruidercd Woslens, etamine and gauze, will bo the favorite materials of the opsning season. Thrifty housekeopors savo their orange-peels now, dry them and use them s kindling. Thoy burn as thongh soaked in keroseno, but they nover blow up. Garden-party mouchoir muffs are tho dainti- est of all tho now fwshionablo trifles, aud the sweetest, They hang from the neck by a chain forued of smilux and drooping crimson: fuchsins. Fans are to be worn suspended from_the waist and en suite with the costume. They aro mado of figured sateen, foulard or Chinese Dongee, aud ave mounted on bamboo or color- ed wood. The dudine, after critically examining the maenificont proportions of the dude, timidiy nneful they are to wear. These are more par- ticalarly suitablo to mantles, A very hindsome design for a tollet cushion ats is to comt ine blue silk and erimson, and oF G al or win -colored plush or velvet, Have the cushions and mats square; across on one end di vat, onally put a bias strip of the vel th carnation ble and effective. The styles of wearing the hair are various, and indicate & desire on the purt of the huir. dressers to do away with the graceful simplici ty that_has been the fashion for rome time past. Many still adopt the ** Langtry twist.” the emigrant braid, and the classic Grecian knot; but wide, loose braids, falling Jow on the nape of the neck, or short curls or coils of hair entartwined seem likely to replace these more compact styles, The old-fashioned French twist of our mother's days has been revived alo, sa well as the two fong ringlets falling on the neck -a fashion onee brought futo great favor by the Princess of Wales, The Jupanese coils ure still worn upon full- dress occaxions, a« this unique style of coiffure gives abunda i and other glitter sow it firly with blind stitches; above 4 on the 1k embroider a spray of flowers: a ink with buds and leaves is suita- drop them with a dull thud on to & marble. top bureau, would swear that. lightoing could not take a woman's hair off inless than two hours, ’ — *Why is Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable compound like the Mississippi tiver in spring freshet! Because the immense volume of this healing river moves with such momentum that it Koyal, Rich, Red Blood.' In this coantry we are all kings, and we are all entitled to have as good blood as that which courses through the veins of emperors. There are princes and million- aires languishing in fecbleness and Arkansaw Traveler, The other day an old_squatter came to y and attended divine services at a sweeps away all obstacles and in literally flooding the e L — THE SQUATTER AT CHURCH. The Organ and the Choir Are Too Much for Him, opportunity for the display of Josephine potpa- dour and puffa feathers are much worn, somo- fashionable church. Ho sat uneasily on . | & cushion, and when the organ began to rumble his hair began to stand up. Turning to a man who sat near he asked: times con butterflies | sy ortet ickle do ‘yer o Torued ot ily. foashor umu?'“"‘ sorter artickle do ‘yer call onts are min gled § vequires very skilful arrangeient B The Mosquito Hunt. Not a drum waa heard, but & terrible hum, As wround the chamber we hurrie And um,” That our sleep had miserably worried, We sought him darkly, at dead of night, Our coverlet earefully tornin By the straggling moonbeams’ wisty light, Aud the candle ¢ urning. No uselosu garments confined our breast, But in simple nightdrews and slippers, We wandered about iike spirits distressed, O'er the sails of piratical skippers. Short and few were the words we let fall, Lent the sound shoald disturb the mosquito; | 3¢€! But we steadfastly gazed at the white-washed wall, And thought how we had been bit, oh! But half an hour seenied to elapso E'er wo met with the wretch that had bit us, And.. raisiug our boots, gave some terrible slaps, And tusde the mosquite quistus, Quickly and gladly we turned from the dead, ‘A loft It ull allont aiid gory; We blew aut the candlo and popped into bed, Determined to toll you the story. —Auon. IMPIETL A St. Paul church is liscussing the proprie- ty of adopting the bell-punch for use in tukine up collections, ‘Do you believe in spirits?” the young lady asked the uow pustor. **No, my daughter,” replied the old man, **T don's’ beliove in any- thing this #ide of heaven. I preached fu Washington twenty years," Leadville clergymen are becoming very par- ticular, Une of em got mad at & funeral where he was to officiate because the master of ceremonies notined him o begiy by re- marking, “Now, old hoss, it's your play.,’ A New York clergyman pronounces the Young Mens' Christ an Association of tha city » humb bug about the the most of its ‘rancisco Week- ly Post. Grace (hurc marble s iro, New York, is to have a now ) foet high, costiug $50.000. I this duesi'c save tho soul of _overy member of the congrogation, nothing short of sucritic- g Freddi (obhardt ws burng offeriug will. ~Bostou Post. It might have heen wise,” remarkod a Bos- tonai, 6 b we kept the churehos opon these cool sutnmer Suud v, and shat cham_fuxtead when v winds of Jannary are blowing, but it wanldu’e have been fushionable, Cou- fort rarely is.” as proncher, 5o goos the report, wed 1 his sermon, reached a re- volver from his desk, shot through the window wnd killed & squirrel that wuas sporting on the fence near by, sent u boy out to secure the | game, und then calmly procseded with his diss course, Rev. R. G. Sewell, who was shot and killed at Luling, Texus, last Tuesduy, is the secord preacher killed in that state wichin threo wonths, Satan, six shooters and 100,000 de.n- cratio ujority are holding the Lono star state against all comers. ‘The organ contest will probably disunite the Perhaps the United Presbytorian church. journalistic orgun b done more to stir up di it Amoiig. he brethron’ than the! nilatoa iud. But iust huraouious chos liners. A church in Monticello, N. Y. ., refused had beon raised in an ungodly way. Reli is not the swme in ull parts of the country In Leadville the dencons always fully Iy away every third jack pot for the on have heen arre running sowin At tiondi<h, und if thay are not hung thy; probably reform and vell Whisky on & observe the day by going on a *'pleas cursion, gotting drunk, and terrorizing the fe male oxcursionists, machines on Sunday, Kentucky mooting house, and, loking ahout tho room fora mowent, he suddenly ex cluimed: ““Are you propared to d well that he wik & very spry ma remarked: *‘George, darling, if I am guing to woar tho breeches after we got murried, yon will huve to get them made larger than BEWARE OF CO! RFE'TS, An excellent appetizing Lonie of over th exquisite favor, now whole world, ' cures D, Dinrrhea, Fover atd A disorders of tho Diyest) A few dr 1mpart flavor to rfi‘hl‘rlfll , and 1081l summer drinks. Try it, but beware of counterfyita, ~Ask your grocer or drugglatfor ihe genilue articlo, manufuctvred K . d G. B. BIKGERT & BONB, J. W. WUPPERMARN, Sole Ageal. Wmwina s o Ui “I"W:‘!":"‘:' i Undor the care of tho Proabyterin Syuod o Ne beasla. Bogins ber 10th. oal and tiflo coursos wi tory departmont; also, and Art De t, all apen to both sexos lon low, Location beautiful and heslthful. Oul ‘milos from Omaha on the B. & M. R. K. ‘xoms tor circulars, PROF. W. J. BOLIMAN ~Belle vue, Neb. Iy thd-and ko e HAY PRESSES. ALITISVENG FARMER'S FRIEND. ERTEL'S HAY PRESBES Aro the cheapett; wil bale Lay ot less ox i Toad mare In reiroud car thai any’ olher; %o il 7 " il roady lovi yo-;l'n:ln. are nn.‘:.lfin-lynhwm that.” ‘The newest fancy in colors is a narrow band of embroidery turned over upon thecollar. An inoh wide sutin or Ottoman ribbon s pussed under the band, in the space below,and tied in one loop and iuds in front. One yard is suffi- clont, A novelty in parasols is thé five-pointed, callod the star shupe (more novel than pretty.) The most_stylish parasol now in use is of white satin,” covered with white Escurial Ince, sll iu ote piece. Bluck Spanish luce,over gold, red, piuk, blue or strawberry, is olso s | Kol g Ladies aro faithful to the short costume, oven for evening dress, The train is now & veritable court-train, fastened on the dress at the waist only, and flowiug, soft and majestic, far beyond the skirt. It can be puton and off wecording to circumstances, which reuders the toilet much more convenient to wear, Hold out the: unwoighted arm, and it will wooh fall exhausted to the side. Dut let a delicate girl, too woak to walk or wield a broum, get interested in & conversation with her boiu over the telephono and she will stand on tiptoe at the wall holding & “listener” to S:r our, gigglivg and screawing for half u Y Al sorts of velvety materials will be popu- lar for bonnets during the latter part of the autumy season; heavy velvets, plain aud fig- ured plushos, and flowers 1ushaded velvet bo- ing amoug the garnicures that promise the greatest popularity, wall-flowers, dahliay chrysanthemumns, and durk, velvety red and orange-colored nusturtiums taking the lead, The new delicate but vivid shade of red Kknown as Marlborough will be much ewployed to brighten the tailor-made costumes of che- viut, twoed, and ladies' cloth, this autumn; and the chaudron of copper ‘shudes will bo wrod i combination wich the soft, rich shades of dark blue, especially the color called royal blue, brought out last year, Liuen aud batiste collurs have double but. ton holes on the left side for the loops of very uarrow ribbou that are fashivnably worn just under the left ear. When there are two sets of button holes in front the collur butten is now putin the lower one, aud u rib. bon one-half inch wide passed through tho two upper ones and tied iv long loops and onds. 1n the department of materials there we most unique desigus. Grisaille silks have put- s i Bt HIE o “molared Yalvet cnbime. coming out in relief. Glace silks of all kinds, aa light as the petals of & flower of the most florets. e ioied broca ied Allk of the purest Lous X ltih ‘l‘l!h‘ cloths which wa if were of wanufacture, so pravtical is very responsive, but you must be very ful what kind of language you use when in it preseuce, - — PEPPE DROPS. California is discovering oil wells, ‘and wi may vxpect & better body and flavor in the wines from that state. The skin of an old polivician's cheek is nec- ensarily protty toush, but o bofling in ono of vill fotch it. Tho latest bill of fare for a fishing party composed of three is & quarter's worth of one pound of butter, one sack of salt, the Yellowstone uatural springs w of pepper and five gallons of medicine. Chicago has another triumph oversit. Louis, A gontloman unmied Wiyman hag juist oele- brated the fiftieth year of his coutinuous res- | 11¢ 8416 of ’ o No man ever lived fifty years in Music is one of the fairest of God's dence there. Bt. Louis without being hanged or sunstruck. “I vas down py der larger-peer saloon, I hoar a man vot_ bick up a bieco of und wkeeso to trink mit his peer. man sy dot vas Robooblioan alrendy. A Mr. Ansorge, of Oconto, hus adopted novel way of advertising his wifo. lmpl« 0ot to trust hor on his account, us sh the following wicked stab’ at h their respoctive fathers t call wad identif their own and tako them wway, s I foe that 1 have supported thew long enough, ~Pecks Sun. The blighting visit to this o fs now golng o cause our chickens to co band over here to compete for g "Nolar oot fo & Erqes hand. Lightoing strusk & Penmsylvanis woman, and ook al é K:luu at th N urt her at all. reau in less than an ever hour, come to ton thousaud halr plus ght the mosauito, a night-prowling ental music does not strike 5 in the breasts of the old made by wduncing party, bacate the monoy care. d in New York of the penul code. Their crime is will well alko that the pulpit was double thivkness, Tho Evaugslist nays o Kentucky congregation 1 hear dot he no likes somediogs vot you call | t dor Deiograding barty, und not he vote der dicket d Dere i | in der larger-peer saloons shust 1" — (German editorinl in Cleveland He wants has left his bed and board, and winds up with reputation: “She huviog left & number of small children uncured for, I take this opportunity te request ts of King Kalakaua's shown by the fact that ds iuto ‘the S, ho introd udwich Islands, Suprei is now d th ‘Ihe hardened monwch | home to roost, by sending the Royal Hawaiiau 4 o cannibal is now complete without slow music by her clothes off in & secund, and iled them up ull over six chairs, and never Lightning Might do that, but it could never take down her back hair and &c all the hair pins in their proper place on | the bu Any man [ | who @ room at & summer hotel .d]oin.lug that of & woraan, and has heard her or room ¢ midolght and take out ), “That's the fatted calf bawling,” the man replied. “Thought they'd killed the projikin’ son on.' they killed one but have raised him ter feed another. The deep tones of the organ roared like a storm behind the scenes, and the old squatter with a wink of his dry look- ing eye, said: “Must be pawing the groun’ now He's mad as a hornet. Sorter lottin’ up —now he's down on it. Now they're twistin’ his tail, Jingo! how he fliugs up his head in the ar'. Now they,re givi him rope. Let him swing—hold him! The choir burst forth in melodious air, and the old fellow sat for a moment in ing admiration, then turning again to his new-formed accquaintance, he said: “Protty Giood singin’, but sorter slow. They don't seem tor git right down to the work. Now look at that bald-headed fel- ler. He's dodgin pints right along, an that other feller with them whiskers like a goat kaiu't keep up with the outfit, while that gal thar is leavin’ all o’ them. Wouldn't ketch anybody leavin' Ni Mugglee, a feller that sings at our church. Why, put him up thar with that turn out an he'd go an’ transack his business an’ get through an' be ready for all sorts o’ fun "for that bald feller an’ his crowd got no whar on the road. Nick’s what I call a singer, an’ er fiddler: he can knock the everlastin spots outen it. Why, he can make a fiddle call hogs, an’ talk like a ten-year old boy; an’ er bango, huh. He can make it cluck so plain that the horses in the neighborhood start off. Wish he was here to-day” Look how that bald- headed feller’s slackin’ up, will yer? Ef I was him I'd quit. Now he's sorter peartenin’ up. Look at that gal er climb- in,’ will you; an’ jing, seo the goat-whis- kered feller pitch alter her, Hanged if he ain't makin' it lively forher. He'd er catch her ther ef she hadenter dodged. Dinged if he ain't got her now. Now he's got by her. There he goes like a skeerd rabit., The gal's droppin’ back now, an’is goin’ along with the bald- headed feller. Hello, look at thar fat wan puffin’ along. Look at him climb, will yer? The gal’s gittin’ uneasy agin. Lwok at her prance. There she goes af- ter th ~whiskered feller. There th all go, hookety, bookety, Now they all together: L o 'em walk along, Hel- loa, they've stopped. ‘The old fellow listened with wrapt at- | tention to the sermon, occasionally nod- | ding in approval or shaking his head in uncertainty. When a man with the con- tribution box approached, the squatter asked: “AVht's up?” #Wo are taking up a collection for the heathens, and as you seemed to be so much- interested in the sermon, I didn't know but you would like to give a few dimes,” “*What's the matter with the heathen?” “Why he, he doesn’t know anything about the gospel, and we want to raise money enough to send it to him.” “Wall, I tell yer. 1 dont think he'll spoil afore mornin’. Uve got a bossswap on han’, an' ef 1 kin git 'nutf’ boot, come around an' we'll sorter lovk inter the matter.” . ‘But, my friend, the heathen children need clothes.” o| *“So does mine, by jingo. Bill hasn't wore nothin' but a shirt 1or six months, an’ haster stay outen perlito s'ciety; Lke's , | got & vacancy in his britcher biggern yer | When & stranger comes, case he got his "|clothes scorchied durin’ a hog' killin'. - | Come around arter the swap, fur T don’t An Evangelist mounted the platform in a | mornin'.” think the heathens will spile afore 3 — 3 Instantly Kelieved. Mrs. Ann Lacour of New Orleans, La., writes:—I have a son who has been sick for two in-m’n: ho has been attended by our leadiug s s butall @ o purpose. This moring he had his usual spell of coughing, wnd was so groutly prostratod in consequence, that death rvomed Twminout. We had in the house a bottle of DR, WM. HALL'S BALSAM for the LUNGS purchased by my husbaud, who noticed your advertisement yostorday, = We o | aduwiuistered iv according to directious and he was iustautly relioved. Al el Lutnher's Table-Talk, J. A Froude In Cotemporary Review. I can but gather specimens here and there out of the four closely-printed volumes of these conversations, There © | is no such table talk in literature, and it ought to bo completely trauslated. Luther was passionately fond of music, He said of it: gifts to wan; Satan hates music because it drives away temptation and evil thoughts. The notes make the words alive, It is the bust refreshment to a oubled soul; the heart as you listen vers its peace. 1t is a discipline too; t soften us and makes®us temperate aud reasonable. I would allow no man to be a schoolmaster who cannot sing nor, | would T lot him preach either,” And again: o[ *I have no pleasure in any man who, like the fanatics, despisos music, . 1t is no inventien of ours, It iy a gift from God to drive away the devil and make us s | forget our anger end impurity and pride 3 Audai) tempers, 1 place music next to "l theology. 1 can see why David and all the saints put their divinest the song.” Luther's own hymns are not many; but the few which ho composed are jewels One of thew, tho well o | of purcst water. known | “Rin foste Burg ist unser Gott,” o | remains even in these days of rationalism the national psalm of Gern In the ¥ | last great war the Prussian regiments went into battle chanting it. Though no ono ever believed more in- tensely in the inspiration of the Bible, he was no worshipper of the more letter— for he knew anfi over a large part of Scripture the original text was uncertain, ting he trusted moro to instine- tive perception than to winute scholar- ship. Hesaid: 2 “I am no Hebraist according to gram- up and gave them new | hat, an’ Jack haster stay under the house | ght into | broken-down bodily health who would be glad to have the strength of the humblest laboring man, And there are many people who are neither kings, emperors, nor millionaires, whose blood is thin, whose circulation is poor, who are suffering from lassitude and debility, and who know not the pleasure of a hearty meal, nor the enjoyment of being able to do a good day’s work. If such people will put some iron into their. blood, they will vitalize and enrich it. They can do this by the use of Brown's irnn Ritters, the purest and most excellent iron med- icine ever made. Thousands who were weak, languid, pale, and pros- t.ated, are now happy to say that Brown’s Iron Bitters {:r ught tl mar and rules. Idonot let myself be tied, but go freely through. Translation is special gft and grace. A man may know many languages, yet be unable to render one into another. The authors of the Suptuagint were not good Hebrew scholars; St. Jerome was better; but in- deed after the Babylonish captivity the language itself was corrupted. 1f Moses and the prophets rose again, they would not understand the words which are given as theirs, When we were translating gave my assistants these rules: 1, Attend to the grammar, but re- member 2, Holyscripturespeaks of the words and acts of God. ‘3. Prefer always in translating the 01d Testament a meaning consistent with the New.” He could be critical, too, in his way. His objections to the Epistle of St. James are well-known, He says of another book : *‘The story nah is more “incredible than any poet’s fable. If it were not in the bible I should laugh at it. He was three days in the belly of a great fish; why, the fish would have digested him in three hours, and converted him into its own flesh and blood. The miracle in the Red sea was nothing to this, The sequel, too, is so foolish—when he is released he begins to rave and expostulate, and make himself miserable about a gourd. Itis a great mystery.” He shared in many of the popular superstitions. He believed in the reality of witcheraft for instance. The devil he was ¢ mvinced was personally present— perhaps omnipresen:, doing every kind of mischief, and had many times assaulted himself. Many things might thus hap- pen of a straage kind through the devil's agency. Nor was he quick to recognize new scientific discoveries. ““Modern astronomers,” he said, ‘‘pre- tend that the earth moves, and not the sun and the firmament—as in a carriaze or a boat we seem to be motionless our- selves, while the trees and banks sweep t us. These clever fellows will be- lieve nothing old, and must have their own ideas. The Holy Scripture says, Joshua bade the sun stand still, not the carth.,’ But his powerful sense and detestation of fa sehood gave him an instinctive in- sight iuto the tricksof charltans, He regarded magic asan unmixed imposture, He told a story of a Duke Albert of Sax- ony, to whom a Jew once offered a won- derful gem engraved with strange charac- ters, alleging that it would wmake the wearer proof_against cold steel and gun- shot. *I will try it first on thee,” the Duko said. He took the Jéw out of doors with the gem around his neck, and ran his sword through him. “So it would have been with me,” he said, “if I had trusted thee.” e — 'I'HE W ASTING DISEASES OF INFANTS and children are by no means confined to un fusuf- ficient supply of food. The trouble is thut the food iy injudiciously selected, and the limited digestive power of the child'is unable to as- i it. Mellin's Food is adupted to the ids a5 well os infunts, All druggists sell it. A White Mountains hotel keeper, who desired to make a monopoly of his Taun- dry, whipped a poor washerwoman who entered the house. Thereupon all his guests combined to render her business prosperous. “My G 5 ndfather's Clock,” Was once u very popular song, but like man other sontimentil tunes it doesn't wear wel Dr. Thomas' J clectric Cil will wear: it wil wear wway all uches, spraing, and paios, and repay its purchaser & hundred fold. — —— The Society for the Prevention of Blindness, a new London organization to obtain and disseminate practical k edge as to the use and abuse of e begun by offering prizes for the says on the subject. ] Horsford's Acid Phosphate, Makes & Cooling Drink. Into half a tumbler of ice water put a teaspoonful of Acid Phosphate;add sugar to the taste, e ——— , ha est es- And the Last for This Year. Until September 1st, we will ofter some Special Goods in all Depart- meuts of our business at Great y Reduced Prices, to Close Out. No such BAR73AINS huve cver before been Offered in a Genersl Line of FURNIT. RE. (Passengar Elevator) CHAS: SHIVERICK, To All Floors. 1206, 17’08, 1210 G Street, Omuha. Farnham Galvanized lronCoices, Window ~ Ceps Finials, “BURLINGTON LOUTE" | Thirteenth Street EER SRANAE GOINC EAST AND WEST, Elegant Day Coaches, Parlor Cars_ with Reclin ing Chairs (scats free), Smoking Cars. with Re, volving Chairs, Puliman Ealace Seeping Cars and |from St Louis, via Hanoibal, the famous C. B. & Q. Din| ‘ars run daily to and | Burlington, Cedar Rapids and Albert Lea to 8t {from Chicago & Kansas City, Chicago & ¢ouncil [ Paul and Minneapolis. Parlor Cars with Reclinin {Bluffs, Chicago & Des Mowes. (hicago, St. Jo-| Chuirs to and from St Louis and Peoria and tol seph, "Atchison & Topekn. Oniy througli line be: land_rom 5t Louis and Ottumwa, Only " one tween Chicago, Lincoln & Denver — Through cars [change of cars between St Louis and Des betwedn [ndiunapolis & Council Bluffs vin Peoria | Moines, lowa, Lincoln, Nebraska, and Denver, |AIl connections - made in Union_Depots. 1t 1| Colorado known as the great THROUGH CAR LINE. 16 15 universally admitted to be the Finest Equipped Ralilroad in the World for all Classes of Travel. T J POTTER, 3d Vice-Pres't and Gen'| Manager PERCEVAL LOWELL, Gen Pass. Ag't, Chicag®, Solid Trains of Llegn; man Palace Sleeping C: I.SON’S ler and egt Tron Warks ! § OMAHA, - - NEBRASKA. Build all kinds of Steam Boilers. Smoke Stacks, Breeching Lard, Water and Oil Tunks, and do & gongex- plate-iron busivess, Kepairing done in City and Country, All work 5 Done at Eastern Prices and Warranted Second-hand Boilers will be kept on hand. Having had many years experiencein the trade in differont parte of the countey, Tam confldent ] can give setistaction, having iho bost ahop and fools in the State. fi?.up cor. 19th and Pierce Streets. . M. WILSON Proprietor. Double and Single Acting Power and Hand PUMPS, STEAN PUMES, Engine Trimmings, Mining Machinery, Belting, Hose, Brass and Iron Fittings Steam Packing at wholesale and rejail. HALLADAY WIND-MILLS, CHURCH AND SCHOOL BELLS. Corner 10th Farnam 'St., Omaha Neb. PIANOS&KORGANS On Long Time--Small Payments. At Mamnfacturers Prices. A Hospe Jri 1610 DODGE STRE A. K. DAITI.FY, MANUFACTURER OF FINE Buogies, Carriages and Spring Wagons; My Repository ls constantly filled with a select stook. Best Workmanship guaranteed. Office and Factory S. W. Corner 16th and Capitol Avenue, Qmaka, A new building ut Cambridge, Md, a theater and church combined. 'There is o stago, with scenery and footlights for dramatic use, and in the center is a large (rn’p, out of which an altar is raised on Sundays and other holy days for Roman holic services. The exterior is mude churchlike by a steeple. e ——— New York Drives, Mr. 8. H. Mason, proprietor of the Empire stables, New York, states in a letter to the Spirit of the Times that he regards St. Jacob's Oil as the greatest pain-curo of the agoe s LR James Dodds, county clerk of Oakland, Cal,, stole extensively from the people, Ho explaing that, being crazed by sp lation in wining stocks, he lost the m tal power to discriminate between his own monoy and the public’s, and so used all within reach, This defence is yet to be put before a jury. — L-Big Thieves—2, Dyapepsia and dobility are two big thisves; they creep in and steal our health and comfort Lofore we kuow it. Lot us pus a stop to their invasions with a bottle of Burdack Lilood it ters, Lo be had ut any drag ssore, ——— Officers ransacked & house for hours in vain at Lake View, Canada, without tind- ing the murderer whom 'they sought, The man was all the shi.e lying under a he::slof soiled linen in the middle of the kiteheu ficor, and when he thought that his pursuers had departed, he emerged in their presence, A J. H. CIBSON, CARRIAGE AND WAGON MANUEACTORY CORNER_ TWELFTHZANDZHOWARD] I REET8, OMAZEIA, - - - - - - Particular attention _iven to re airing, _ Ratinsct'er enarnteed Booth’s ‘Oval’ Brand AND “DIAMOND” BRAND. INEB' D. D. MALLORY & CO'S Fresh ¥Fish at Wholesale. D. B. BEEMER, Omaha, ERFECTION IN Heating and Baking Is only attained by using ‘'CHARTER OAK £ o Stoves and Ranges, o WIH WIRE GAUTE OVER 000RS * i ‘L‘_;’ = e For sale by ¥ MILTON ROGERS & SONS, OMAHA- . & (d - { FURNITURE! | a ! One More Special Sale~ 5 St