Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, January 22, 1883, Page 7

T A e N . e T B — SEASON 1883. New Store. THE DAIIY LnF" \1()\”)\", ,l WALL PAPER | WIINDOW New Srock. 32 MAIN STREET AND 33 PEARL ST. CAREFYULLY SELECTED from the full line of the ARY WALL PAPER | SH A DES. Eastern Prices GrEIOIRGHFIE ER. IBIEI.AS JRIDY, (New McMahon Block, next door to Postoffice)) GOUNGIL BLUFFS, RESPECTFULLY ANNOUNCES THAT HE IS NOW RECEIVING A VERY LARGE STOCK OF WALL PAPER AND WINDOW SHADES, SEASON 1883 Dupvicatep. 10WA, LEADING MANUFA CTORIES. Citizens of Council Bluffs and surrounding towns are respectfvlly invited to examine THE NEW STYLES FOR 1883, whether you wish to buy or not, PRICES guaranteed as LOW as anywhere in the United States. COUNCII, BLUFEFES, 7. PROPRIETOR OF——— MUIHI-I-IHR, ITOW AL PALACE MUSIC HALL! Headquarters for the justly Celebrated WEBER PIANOS, now approved and used b COT TAGE AND BURDETTE ORGANS Guitars, Accordeons, Music y a'l first class Artists. WESTEHN Importer and dealer in MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 0F EVERY DESCRIPTION, such as Violins, Boxes, ltalian Strings, Etc., Etc. Also a full line of MUSIC BOOKS MUSIC BINDERS AND SHERT MUSIC, Fancy Goods, Childrens‘ Carriages, Velocipedes, Bycicles, Carts and Wagons. will seli at To make room for new stock | EXTRA LOW FIGURES FOR THE NEXT SIXTY DAYS. Good Organs at $50 and upward. dress, Pianos and Organs sold for Cash and on Monthly Payments. Orders solicited. J. MUELLER, Counc:l Bluffs, lowa. COUNOIL BLUFES WATER WAVES. ‘That never require cflmpln[' o8 Mrs. J, J. Guod's Halr Store, at prices never betere fouched b J ny other halr dealor. elsewhere. All goods warrantcd a9 represented. 1l line of switches, otc. at grealy reduced prices. ~Also gol fIver and colored nets. Waves made from Indics’ own halr. Do not fail to call before purchasing MRS. J. J. GOO! 2) Main stroes, Councll Bluffs, Tows. ~ MRS. D. A. BENEDICT, THE LEADING DEALER IN H ATIR G O O IDE 337 Broadway, Gouucll Bluffs, Iowa. " MORGAN, KELLER & (0., TUNDERTARKERES The finest_quality axd largest stock west of Chicago of % ooden and Motal alls at tended to st all hours, We ¢ quali'y of goods or prices. Ou served as under aker for fort oughly urderstands his by 346 and 357 Br_adway branches promptly attend ing and lambrequins, des filled without delay. EDWIN J. ABBOTT. Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. 415Hroadway, Council Bluffs. W. R. VAUGHAN. JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Omaha and Couneil Bluffs Real Estate & Collectlon Agenoy. y thor- 5. Warcrooms, phelstering in all fti aso carpet-lay graphic ana mail or- In Odd Fellow's block, over Savings’ Bank, __ian8Yy NERVOUS DEBILITY, Dr. 5, N R O AR B e A upéctlio for Hysterta, Dizxiness, Uonvalilony Korvous Headache, Montal Doproesin, Lo 101y, Bperaatorrhcs, Impotency, [avalaa z isaions, Premature Old Age, catsed by o exortion, over-indalgence, wi leada to misery, and death. One boxwl cure rocend cases. hox contalos one m treatment, O ar & box, o eix b five dollers, mall prepaid oz price. We With sech oz "l o companted with five d GRATEFUL-COMYORTING EPPS’S COGOA. BREAKFAST *By a thorsuih kuowledge govern the operation by a caroful fine [ropertios of Epps has provided dallcately flavor k potnt keeping our e maoy & fatal shaf! selves well fortified wit and & prop hod frame. vice Gazotte bor or milk. 8ol JAMES ELPPH & Qo., Homamopathic Chemists ehusdeat-wly ndoun, Hoglan | enos, orrons OFFICER & PUSKY, MBS, E J, HABDINB. H. he Medical Electrician AND GYGNECOLOGIST. Graduate of Kloctropathlc Institution, Phila delphia, Peuns. Ofice Cur, Broadway & @lenn Ava, OOUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA. The treatment of all disoases and psintal dif fcultios pecullar to females a specialty. JACOB SIMS, Attornoy and Counsellor at Law, COUNOIL bLLUFFS, IOWA, Offico—Broadway, botween Msin troots. Will uria and _Pes Practice in tate and Pede 1. D, KDMUNDKON, B, L. BUUGART, A, W. STRART, Prosident, Vice-Pres't, ~ Cashlor, CITIZENS BANK Of Uouncil Bluffs, Organized undor the laws of the Btate of Towa Pald ap caplt Aulvmfllmru Dratts lasued United Btates and Europe. Bpec tlon given to collections and corresponde h prompt returns DIRROTORS, J.D. Fdmundeog, E. L. 8hu . T Men, WAW.\Wallace, J. W. Ko 1A Milles AW Sitre Iv7det W. B M. PUSI B.ONECR NS, Conneil Bluffs, Ia, Established, - - Doal Forelgs fand} Domestto; Exchange secnrition 8. E. MAXON, AROBIT-QT. Office over savinge bank OOUNOIL BLUFFS, « + Iows, 1868 | A WEDDING INTERRUPTED, ‘Why a Carolina Bride Objected to the Use of the Self-Cocking Revolver. Henry Grady in the Atlanta Constitution. By the way, Ballard Smith tells a story of a North Carolina wedding, It runs this way: It was in the Oaro- lina backwoods, a country couple and a country parson, Though a Baptist, the minister wore an old surplice, When he had finished the caremony he said: 'An’ them joined - ‘‘Stop thar, parson,” eaid the groom; “‘Don’t say them 'uns say these 'uns!” “‘John,"” sald the parson, “I tech yon at school, and I say them 'uns.” ‘‘These 'uns,” shouted the groom, drawing his pistol, Ehe parson, seeing the movement, fired through his surplice and the groom dropped dead —winging the paraon as he weut down. There was a lively fusilade of perhaps thirty shots. Whon the smoke cleared away a half dozen men were on the floor, The bride, peeping over the pulpit to which ghe had fled for rifuge, gazed mournfully on the scene and said: “‘Them relf-cockin’ pistols is a playin’ hell with my prospeckal’ Of courss the story isan impossi- bie one, and yet, said Mr. Smith: ““That is the staple story of the south that is circulated and balieved throughout the north. While such a thing could hardly have happened in North Carolina any more than In New York, the average northern man smilos incredulously when you tell him that this performauce is lmproba ble at a Carolina 'Dddl.lg 'uns who God hath **Keep to your phcu and your place will kuui you.” But you can- not expect to keep your place without health, the foundation of all succees, Fu rlmtlucn, a rallroad engincer in the employ of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul railroad had been grivy- ously affected with diabetes for eix years. He took four boxes of Kid- ney-Wort and now writes that he is entirely cured and working recu larly. One of Brother Gardner’s Lectures Detroit Free Press. ““‘Am Brudder ht.-,m!l Johason In de hall dis evenin’?” unk\ll the presi- dent, as ho arose aud looked up and down the alsles, “Yes, sah."” “Den he will front." 3rothor Johnson appeared to labor under the impression that a medal was aboat to bo prescntod to him for | having tho lougest hecls of any col ored man in Almn a, and bis fac wore a broad grin as ho st m\ at th | desk ‘“‘Stepoff Johnson,” saiq | Gardner, in his most solemn tone, ‘1 wa in do back room of a grocory in ™ | Beaubion street de odder might to | bargaio fur ten bushels of 'taters, an' I heard your voice as you cum in to order fo' pounds of buckwheat flour, and to remark dat your ole woman was ravin' crazy wid de toofache,” “‘Yes, sah, dat was me.” ‘Do ole man Olivaax soon drapped pleats step to de Brother | | with gawblis in, an’' it wasn't five minits befo’ you had a hot dispute 'bout de aige of de airth."” ‘‘He doan’ know nouffin, sah.” ‘‘You called him a fool.” “An’ he called me a liar “You sald he was a bigot."” “‘An’ he said I was & humbug.” ‘1 hearn it all, Brudder Johnson, and now I want to talk to yoa a little. In the fust place, what do youa know 'bout de aige of de world?” “I—I—well, sah, what does de old man Climax know 'bout it?" “‘Dat’s it——what do elther one of you know 'bout it? Nuflin'~ nuffin’ 't all, Dat's whar de trubble cums in, Two men will dispute harder ober whatdey | t! doan’ know dan ober solemn facks. De worst enemy I eber had was a man who got mad at me bekase I wouldn't believe in ghosts. What we doan't know we often try to raake up for in argyment. What welack in argyment we try to make up for in blab. It am oasier to call a man a fool dan to pro- duce facks and figures to eonvinee him dat he am in de wrong. It am safor to call an old man a liar dan to wink at a young man's wife, Let me say to you: “‘What you believe in wid all yo* heart may arter all, bo wrong. “De man who draps argyment opithet has no case. “Itam only de falrest m nded men who admit deir ignorance «f what they doan’ know, “‘Abuse may eilorcy a man, but it won't convineo him, “It am only do bigot who prides himself ¢4 his cast-iron opinyuna, *‘It wn only do fool who believes astocshuns am true bekase he asserts cm ““Now, Bruddor Johnson, you drap back to yer benoh an'sot down an’ stay sot, an’ de nex'time you h'ar somsbody boldly aunounce dat dis world am fifty millyon y'ar old youn pick up your buckwheat flour an’ walk home wid de reflackshun dat it wouldn't establish do facks in the case if yon an’ him war' to gouge an' blte ‘an kick an claw till deir wasn't a rod of sidewalk lefe in Gardnerville.” If you aro a frequanter or a rosident of & miasmatic district, barrieade your system against the sconrge of all new countrles—ague, billious and inter- mittent fevers— by the use of Hop Blttere, % Lubisarox, Mich., Feb, 2, 1880, I have sold Hop Bitlers for tour years and thero is no medicine that snrpasses thom for ne attacks, kldney complaints ad many dlseases Incident to this malarial climate, I IXANDER. fur Wall Btreot News A member tion in Wise: and brought up before a itteo for investiga | tton, The an by a deason asking “‘Brother the charge is gembling in stocks, "\ 8, sir." ‘ you pload not guilty?" “No, sir, I plesd guilty.” “Then you do buy and sell stocks, speculate in wheat and oats and moll fatures in pork!”’ ““I do, sir, Didn't I give $1,000 in cssh to help build this church? \ “Yes." ““Well, I scooped that inon a little deal tn pork. Didn't I pay in $500 on the organ?” “Yeu,” ““That was part of my profits en a spec in oats, Didn't I foot a deficlency of $400 in the minister's salary this year?" ““Yen." “‘That came from s rise in stocks, Didn't I chip {n $700 toward the par- sonage?” “Yen." “‘That came from a corner in oata. Haven't I whacked up on the orphan | asylum, the new bridge, the park and | the fire engine?” | “You have.” ““Well, that means more cornere, and holding on till I felt my hair | growing gray. Gontlemen, T wiil stop out for a moment and lot you reach a verdic! Ho stenped, but it was only thirty seconds beforo he was called in and congratulated on the verdict of “not guilty.” That feeliug ot uor and debility that tollows physical exertion, re- noved by using Brown's Iron Bit- tors, Money for the Unmayried One of the most solid and substan- tial institutions in this country is the Marriage Fund Mutual Trust assocta- tlon of Cedsr Raplds, Ia. During thoir first year, ending January lat, 1883, they paid over £30,000.00 in benelits to their members, and the | greateat satlafaction prevalls among their certuficate holders. They are organizyd under the laws of Tows, and their officere and directors are among the leading and moat prominent busi- ness mon ot Cedar Rapids, Every un- married person should have a certifi- cate In this association. It is & splendid investment, as safe secare and suro as & government bond. You osn justas well have a good sum of money to commence mar ried life on a8 not. Over 200 mem- bers have been pald off, receiving over 300 per cent. on their invest- ment- Sond a postal card for tree ciroulars fully detalling tho plan, which s the fivst known, Good sgents can ot torritory if applied for goon, Write to-day, Do not post- pono it. Mo whero yon saw this not J4-1m 10n T Ususl Discount, roy Timor A falr young busivess place of one dumsel went into the of Troy's most iy merchants and ex- ) purchaee » cortain and i a desir | a4 any other tim terpldity of the kidneys and enlargement of the liver, and she kidney disesse came upon me so fast and suddenly that before I was scarcely awaroof tho cau of my trouble I bacame bad- 1y bloated, and my body and lmbe very much awollon, 80 that it was with great difficulty and mevers pain that I was ablo to wi ny. 1 be- came dieadfully troubled by bein ¢ short breathed #9 that oven a slight exertion or a little exorciso would tire mo almos: to exhaustion, and [ was #0 distreased whon I retired nights that 1 couldn's oleep, and way very restless. One of my limbs copecily had & vory severe nervous pain, which always seomed (o bo more severe at night than nd would frequontly ache so sharp'y as to arsuse mo from slocp. 1 was very nervouand uncomfortableall tho time, and way being do:torel, avd taking a 1 kinda of for 1 plaiots and that and the oth o0 purpose, until at whon I was tired out and somewha) disgusted and almost discouraged with medicines and doo- torw, a rolative and highly esteemed friond per- suadcd me totry Hunt's Hemedy., 1 began to take 1t & few days ago, and i bappy dissppoln- ted by the rorult, for before I had used o bottle of it I bagan ta fecl ralieved, and soon commen- ced to tleop eplendldly; tho severe nervous pa'cs in my limo which I had to handle so tenderly do not apoear any , wy headaho and backache have disspposred, T foel botter ov rost woll sl night. The swelling ed from uy budy andlimbs, I am now able to do my house-work comfortable and easily, Hunt's | Rexedy bajcertainly done wonders for mo MR r GEO. DAWLEY."” 8afe and Reliable. A, W, Brown, M. D, of Providence, R. L., saye: “I havo used Hunt's Remedy in my practic for the past sixtocn years, and cheerfully recomond it s boing & safe asd reliabie remody * Hunt's Ren.edy Iu purely & vegotahle compound, # lontifl ally prepsiod by o first-clais registered Pharmacist, sud will surely curo all disoases of | the kidneys bladder, lver ana urinary organs. Cor. Nerves, brain, aod muscles gain strength and the powoer af endurance by usiug Brown's Iron Bitters, gonts for the Life, Times, wnd - Treacherous Jesse James. ber and which will story, Auch us has boen and wil be published, but & 4 lifa by the only porson who 18 In posession of the facts o ite. Truth is more futer- Agonts should app'y for ter- send 76 cts. for 8ample book, 3,7\ Chambers & Cu., mo-eod-&w-e St Louis Mo ARTIFIGIAL LIMBS. Something NEW FOR W anted- soveral spocimens wero | showa her, and sho finally made e choice of arc ua waeoting her wishen. | 5t 1o momeot and then | luction to } the gen a min | 'owas ho we; “bus I expast to | bo ec N aotion was granted y, but are al- Qur Citizens desire no notg ways ready to proclaim the truth, Nro Ge Kuight Street Provi. dence, K. L, relatos Lo our re tenco with the woudertul ¢ what Iy destined r0on to bo &k lo:ding specio of the whole wide world, for kid ney #nd liver disoascs, &o, Mrs D. saye: *'Barly last spring 1 was veveroly aifticted with ), Dawley of 7 proporties of her exper | standard and | trussos and should OMAHA Artificial Limbs, > » | Ot tho tatest \ ‘Vum mechani N 16th troet, Oa 1 to fur- bs of ov «tons and rmed limbe, braces a0 supporter, f6F | fomale weaknoss, The Doctor Iym-.xp-mn-..u wing aad adjostivg, 8. OR. J dead-w -l 223 Norkb 10th lil.‘ sup OOL. L. T. FOSTER. ’ {Yonn‘mn, Oilo. May 10, 1880, ~Dn. B. had savery value e Hamblstontan calt that Tprised yery bighine he had & large bone oo one foint aud & small one on the other which made him very Iamo; I hiad him under the charge of two veber hnlz.mrmnl which fatled 40 cure him. 1 wag ono day reading the ! dvertisement of Kendaily Bpavin Cure in tho Chicago atance fo try 1§ and send forit, and they of all and T thought I would give trisl, I usod it according to directions and fourth day the colb coased to be lamo and the Tampa have disappen Tused but one bottle and the colt's limbe are as free of lumps and s y horse in tho state _Ho la entize The curo waa 0 remarkablo tha have lottwo of my nelghbors have the remats. ing two bostles wfln Aronow usingih Vory respecttal HSend for (llarirated ullculn ving positive proof. Price§l. All Dru llll&lm It or can lll::“el uuthhg.d V dall & Col, Pro- fitors Puctoursh Fil, Lb BY ALL'DRUGGISTE DR WHITTIER. 617 5t. Charlea St, ST. LOUIS Mo 4 REQULAR GRADUATE of two modioal collogos, has hoen RVOUN, SKIN AND ph o aan in Bl + “widente hen 1§ Louts aa city paper know. Conmltation free and Vvl 1a Inconventent to viait the eit; medicines can be sent by mafl éx exyr Whore. | Gurable. cases GuarRutec, 4 ers d existe It o frankly stated. Ol or ¢ Nervous Tmpediments to Marriage, Rheumatism, Pilos. Bpeoclal attention to cases from orked brain, SURGICAL OASES v special attention, Dincases arialng Tmprudence, Elmn.‘lfll'u‘l{!n“ eo—the whole M AB,B‘I A[} sto ':‘fm told. Many recel pll who mt}'l‘nll CGHOXIDEL. alges, consequences aad cure. Bealsd for 250 postage or stampe. ry, who may not, why, wly DOCTOR STEINHART‘I SUPPJ&ITORIE ! reat Popular Remaly for Piles, cure for Blind, Bleeding & Irching Piles d all forms of Hemoreholdal Tumors. Surrosrmonmes act directly upon the of the Blood Vessels and by thelr astrin, s gently force the blood from the sw | tumors, andby waking the coats of the v | strong, prevent the r refilling, and hence a radi- calcur s wute to fellow their use. Price, 18 sents & box. For sale by all or sent b mall oo recsiph ot W&l