Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 3, 1882, Page 7

i oy ) DIRECTORY OF LEADING WESTERN HOTELS. HOTELS, %. ARLINGTON. "\ SARATOGA HOTEL, MARSH HOUSE, COMMERCIAL HOTEL HALL HOUSE, CITY HOTEL, COMMERCIAL HOTE ., GRAND CENTRAL MISSOURI PACH COMMERCIAL HOL GREENWOOD HOUSE COMMERCIAL ¥ SUMMIT HOI JUDKING HOUSE, HCUSTON HOUSE, REYNOLDS HOUSE, WALKER HOUSE, COMMERCIAL HOTEL, CITY HOTEL, PARK HOUSE, NEBRASKA HOTEL, MERCHANTS HOTEL, COMMERCIAL HOTEL, PARKS HOTEL, COMMERC AL HOTEL, BAGNELL HOUSE, OOMMERCIAL HOUSE, JUDKINS HOUSE, BALI. HOUSE, COMMERCIAL HOUSE, GRAND PACIFIC, WOODS HOUSE, " DOUBLAS HOUSE, EXCHANGE HOTEL, PROPRIETORS J. G, MeINTIRE, TOWNF"* Lincoln, Nek, J. 8. STELLINIUS, Milford, Neb, BROWNSVILLE, Neb, JOHN HANNAN, Stromsburg Ne AW, HALL, Loulsville CHENEY & CLARK, Blalr, Neb. J. G. MEAD, Neligh, Neb €. 8EYMOUR, Nabraska City, Neb P. L. THORP, Weeping Water,Ne Mardy, Neb, Qreenwood, Neb! A. C. CAARPER, G. W. MAYFIELD, E. STOREY. E. L. ENO, ©. B, HACKNEY, FRANK LCVELL, E. L. GRUBB, SWAN & BECKER, JUDKINS & ERO,, GEO, CALPH, ©.M. REYNOLDS, D. H. WALKER, 8. BURGESS, DI B, WILLIAMS, MRS, M. E. CUMMINGS, UIL. AVERY, J. W. BOULWARE, F. M. PARK, HENRY WILLS, CHAS. BAGNELL, WM. LUTTON, FRANK WILKINSON, H. H, PERRY, B, F.STEARNS, Eremont, Neb, Ashland, Neb Atkinaon, Neb. Oreston, la. Red Oak, la. Exira, la, Atlantic, la, Audubon, la. Neola, la. Harlan, la, Corning, la. Stanton, Blanchard, la. Shenandoah, la, Dayld City, Nek. Villisca, la. Malvern, la, IdajGrove, la Odebolt, la Columbus, Neb, J. NORTON, JOHN ECKERT, Osceola, Neb. J. 8. DUNHAM, Clarks, Neb. ©. B, HACKNEY, Ashland, Neb. 'THE JELM MOUNTAIN Working Capital - - Capital 8 ock, Ty Par Value of Shares, = 5 STOCK FULLY PAID UP AND NON-ASSESSABLE nsSsLl.V HR 4 Mining and Milling Company. $1,000,000 $25,000, Mines Located in BRAMEL MINING DISTRICT. OEFIFICIIRGS: DR. J. I THOMAS, President, Cummins, Wyoming. * Dr. J. 1. Thonuas, E.N. Herwcod. no22metm ILTON, Vice-President, Cummins, Wyoming . N. HARWOOD, Sccretary, Cummins, Wyoming, A. G. LUNN, Treasurer, Cummins, Wyoming. TR U S ITEIES: . Bramel. A. G. Dunn, o. H. ¥alos. Lewis Zolman, . C. Watkin, STEELE, JOHNSON & CO,, WHOLESALE GROCERS AND JOBBERS IN All f/t;:ur, Salt, Sugars, Canned Cocods, and Grecers’ Supplies. A Full Line of the Best Brands of t (I0RS N P BOYER & JO., i) MANUFACTURED TOBACCO. Agents for BENWOOD NAILS AND LAFLIN & RAND POWDER C0 Clarinda, lowa QGuide Rocd, Neb, Burlington Junction, M College Springs, la. ——DEALERS IN— HALL'S SAFE AND LOCK CO. Fire a S0, ET IESS nd Burglar Proo VA ULTS, LOOCEK'S, & C. 1020 Farnham{Street, W.B. MILLARD, MILLARD & JOHNSON, Storage, Commission and Wholesals Fruits, 1111 FARNHAM STREET. CONSIGNMENTS COUNTRY PRODUCE SOLICITED. Agents for Peck & Bauvhers Lard, and Wilber Mills Flour, NEB. OMAHA, REFERENOCES : OMAHA NATIONAL BANK, STEELE, JOHNSON & CO., TOOTLE MAUL & CO. FOSTER &GRAY, —WHOLESALE— LUMBER, COAL & LIME, 40n River Bank, Bet, Farnham and Douglas 8ts., . B. JOHNSON, WIEITR. l. OBERFELDER & CO, WHOLESALE MILLINERY AND NOTIONS, 1308 and 1310 DOUGLAS STREET, Spring Goods Receiving Daily and Stock very nearlyZComplete ORDERS SOLIOITED. STATE SOCIAL EVENTS Happenings Around the Homes—Re- ligious Matters and Educational Items, Mr. 1. M. Miller and Miss Jos vill were married at York on th Georgo M. Hawley and Parker, of Lincoln, were married on the 234, The happy event was properly ccle- brated by their relatives and friends. John Hormal, of Fremont, and his Uride, Miss Fanny B Kliick, of Saunders county, was enzhusiastically welcome the ranks of the Menedicts last Monday Mr. J. M. Burks, of Lincoln, was forci bly reminded of his fiftieth birthday an- niversary on t he sudden call of over one hund who presant. | ed him an elegant ice pi New Jestio The 25th anniversary of the mar Mr. and Mrs. James C. Ross, livi Tecumsch, was an event made me and joyful b ering of fricnds and neighl amber of useful of Lincoln, blo:som. on the 224 ult, William A. Doolittle agreed to do some. thing to_keep the flower in perpetual bloom, The happy couple were the re cipients of many elezant | resents, The anniversary wedding of Mr. and Mre, J. ns, of Tecumseh, on the 92d, was a brilliant eocial event, and a complete eurpri; ore ganiz>d and managed by their daughter Myrtle. The array of pres nts was un- usually large and clegant, and included a check for £50, The persi-tent agitation of woman suf. ferers for the rove 1 of the natural order of things, political, social and o herwise, has alarined the “lords ot creation” in various towns in the state. Already they are handing together to protect their sacred 1ights against the encroachments of the strongminded, Hastings leads off with a Bachelors’ club and Fremont promi- 808 to follow. ‘Tha former elun numbers forty. The initiation fee has been raised to fifteen dollars, which sun, h the members now evrolled and the new ones to come io, will enable them to complete theic ro ms in elegant style, with easy chairs, office chairs, parlor chairs, sofas, washstands, cuspidores, pictures for dec. orating the walls, and two fine new bil- limd tables with equipments. These rooms, when thoroughly completed, will be the finest in the state. Bducational. The number of childres of school age in York is 764, Oakland’s scliool show an enrollment of nd an average attendance of 132, is estimated that the new school cen- sus of Tecumseh will show one thousand children of school age, an increase of 300 over the census of 1831, Sime of the country school disteicts propose to pay their teachers only yer month this summer. Poor wages ahd poor teachers are inseparable. The new brick school house which is to be erected on the north side of the R. 1. track at Grand [sland, will be a finer and Detter builling than present one on the south side the t , though it will cust less money, The Arapahoe Pioneer offers the follow. ing premium: ‘‘We will cont ibute a pr mium of b the sch king the exhibit a4 t) play to c original math and The eer one year to the in- or the best 'of any one of iol The Dreshyterians and Lutherags are building in Madis . Tie new Methodist church at Rising y is nealy completed. The United Brethren have just com- pleted and dedicated a church in Fillmore county, Dr. McNamara, late of Fremont, has Deen felected president of the Epiecopal coll Nebraska Ci y. 00 has heen subscribed for the Neligh Iipiscopal church, Work on the building will soon commence, The Episcopal church at Beatrice has been thoroughly ren vated and improved —the work of the ladies of the congrega- tion. "he recent quarterly meeting of the M. church at David City showed the ganization to be in a growing condition. Three accessions were made to the class, Sudden Changes ofthe Weather Oj- ten Cause Pulmonary, bronchial, and asth- matic troubles. ‘‘Brown’s Bronchial Troches” will allay irritation which induces coughing, oftentimes giving immediate relief. m29-1w Artemus Ward in England, H. R. Hawcis in Good Words. When Artemus arrived here in 1866 ho was a dyinf man. I crn see him now as he came on the platform in front of his nferior panorama, and stole a glance at the densely packed room and then at his*panorama, His tall, gaunt, though slender figure, his curly light hair and large aquiline nose, which always reminded me of a macaw, his thin face flushed with con- sumption, his little cough, which seemed to shake him to pieccs, and which he said was ‘‘wearing him out.” at which we all laughed irresistibly, and then felt ashamed of ourselves, us well we might; but he himself seemed to enjoy his cough. It was all part of that odd topsy-turvy mind in which everything appeared ‘most natural up- side down, On first entering he would seem profoundly unconscious that anything was expected cf him, but after look- ing at the audience, then at his own clothes, aud then apologetically at his panorama, he began to explain its merits, The tact was that Artemus intended having the finest scones that could be painted, but he gave that up on account of the expense, snd then determined to get the worst as the next best thing for his purpose, When anything very bad came up he would pause and gaze admiringly at the can- vas, and then look round a little re- poachfully at the company. *“This picture,”” he would say, “is a great work of art, it is an ¢il painting done in petroleum. Ttis by the old mas- ters, It was the last thing they did before they expired, T wish you were nearer to it so you could see it better, 1 wish I could take it to your resi- dences and let you see it by daylight. Some of the great artists in London come here every morning before day- light, with lanterns to look at They say they never saw anything like it before, and they hope they never shall again!” Nothing could be more impromptu, and therefore riveting, than his man- ner throughout from the moment he entered; he seemed to be doing every- thing for the first time and without the least pru}mmliun, and indeed, he was most unlike such mechanical ar- tists as Albert Smith, who used to say he could go through his ‘‘Mont Blane” balf asleep. Artemus was always in reality at high pressure. He was never twice the same; he poured out new jokes with prodical invention, and every gesture was original aud arose IJIE OMAHA DAILY out of the immediate oceasion. His finger was over on the pulse of the people; they wero always absolutely 1n his power, whilst he flattered them by appearing to be entirely in theirs, He would conciliate them, inspire pity, claim indulgence, throw himself upon their gencrosity, pretend to ex- ort himself, to labor under a depress ing sense of failur ven make m)]-i tal out of his poor cough; and then he was so deeply wounded, if some very mild joke failed to elicit applause, that he would stop and look reproachfully at the people until they shook with with a new sense of the absurb situa- tio At other times, when inter- Ty by laughter, he would look round with surprise and eay, “I did not expect you to laugh at that, 1 can throw off numbers of those little things, but T assure you I can do bet- ter than that. When he opened his lecture on the Mormons at the ptian Hall, he said quite apologetically: “I don’t expect to do much here, but T have thotght if Teould make money enough to buy me a passage to New Zealand ) should feel that T had not lived in vain, I'd rather live in Margate or here."” The heat was most oppressive and the hall very crowded the day I was there, and looking up to the roof, he continued: “But I wish when the Egyptians built this hall (a burst of laughter) they had not forgotten the ventilation,” = Apropos “of nothing at all, a little further on he observed, ‘I really don’t care for money; I onl, travel around to show iy clothes.” This was a favorite joke of his: he would look with a piteous expression of discomfort and almost misery at his black trousars and swallow-tail coat, a costume in which he said Lo was al- ways most wretched. ““These clothes I have on,” he continued, ‘“‘were a great success in America” (and then quite irrelveantly and rather hastily, “how often do large fortunes ruin young men. I should like to be rum- od, but Ican get on very well as I am!"” 8o the lecture dribbled on with little fragments of impertinont bio- graphy, more pegs for slender witi- cisms like this: ““‘When quite a child I used to draw on wood; Idrew a small cartloan of raw material over a wooden bridge; the people of the vil- liage noticed me; T draw their atten- tion; they said T had a tuture before me; up to that timo I had an idea it was behind me.” a man; I have always been mixed up with art. T have an uncie who takes photographs, and I havo a servant who takes anything he can get his hands on.” But Ward was sometimes besides a a sparkling humorist; he was a man of character and principle; thero was nothirg of the adventure—very little even of the speculator about him. Even in the depths of comedy he was tu- | always an the side of justice and vir- tue, and not with the big battalions, ““I ax these questions” (about Louis Napoleon), says the showman, “my royal duke and most noble highness and impovials, because I'm fan xions to know how he stands asaman, I know he's: smart. e is cunnin’, he is long-headed, he is grate; but unless he is good, he'll come down with a crash one of these days,and the Bony- partes will be busted up again. Bet yer life.” These comic bht prophetic words were written when the late Em- peror was at the climax of his power, and about the time it was so much the fashion to call the Second Empire a perfect success. Artemus Ward was a worthy and lovablo man; he was sound, blameless, shrewd, sensitive, and affectionate. His deyotion to his mother was like that of & little child; her comfort and happiness constantly uppermost in his thoughts, Af ene time he wanted to get her to EKngland —alas, it would only have been to weep over his grave! At another ho thought of going homo to live with her after meking his for- tune. His fame he valued guito as much for the pleasure it gave the old lady as for the cash it brought him in, He was the natural foe of bigotry, Pecksniffiavism and immorahty of every kind, There are many hits at hppocrites, formolists, shams, and re- ligisus scourdrels; but throughout the whole of his works you will not find ©01e saeer at virtue or religion, and in spite of a few broad jokes not quite in European taste, there is not one really loose or unguarded thought. The Times said of his lecture on the Mormons, *It is utterly free from of- fence, though the opportunities of of- fence are obviously numerous; not oniy are his jokes irresistible, but his shrewd remarks prove him to be a man of retlection” as well as consummate humorits. ““I never stain my pages,” writes Artemus, “‘with even mild pro- fanitp; in the tirst place it is wicked, and in the second it is not funny.” A Vexed Clergyman, Even the patience of Job would become exbausted were he a preacher and endeav- oring to interest his andience while they were keeping up an incressant congh making it impossible for him to be he: Yet, how very easy can all this be avoided hy simply using Dr. King's New Discove- 1y for Consumption, Coughs and Coids, Trial Bottles given away st Schroter & Becht's drug store, To Nervous Sutterers THE QGREAT EU?SPEAN REMEDY, Dr, J. B, Bimpson's Specific DVETENED WO T, 1t 10 8 poejtive cure for Spermatorrhes, Sem!na Weokawss, Impotancy, and all diseases rosultlog trom Bolf-Abuse, a6 Mental Anxicty, Loss: Momory, Peina fn the Back or Sido, and disesses R that load to Cousumption (nsanity on earlygravo Tho Spocific Medicine iy toulars, P 0, Spocific, §1.00 chago, OF slx pack ages,{01'88.00, Addrcas a1 Srdenit " g B. BIMBON MEDICINE ©G. % 104 sod log Maln St Bufialo, N, ¥, ol \n Omaha 1 , Goodman, J,' W, Bell, J. K, Lsb, and all d)rruumnvuy'hu: . w BUSZON MARKET, uming Street, J. J. NOBES, Prop., Fresh and Salt Meats of all BEE: MONDAY. APRIL Or this: ““T became | | ol Favorite and i FPRIN CIE.A X TEIN E FOR CHICAGO, PEORIA, ST. LOUIS, MILWAUKEE. DETROIT, NTAGARA FALLS, NEW YORK,BOSTON, And all Poluts East and South-East. TILE LINECOMPRISES Nearly 4 000 miles c All oonncctions are made in UNION DEPOTS, It has_a National Repntation o8 being the Great Through Car Line, and s universally conceded to b tho FINEST EQUIPPED Rail he world for all classes ot travel. you will find traveling a lInxury comfort. cts via rhis Celebrated Line for loes in the West, ation about Rates of sdations, T T Through salo'at ail All info Car Acoc) are, Eleoping will be cheerfully xlvon by applyining to T.J. POTTER 20 Vico-Pros on. Manager, Chicago, PERCIVAL LOWELL, wencer Agt. Chicago, W, Blufts, Ticket Agt omaha. { WPt i fluna R.‘, falned MaUWU chtile whdbrtll Wost for belng the most direo safost line cor ting the gre CAGO, and the Fastinx, and SovTn. ¥RN Li ‘hich torminatoe there, with Kaxaas Crry, Luavesworrn, ATOHISON, Courciy, Buvrss and OMARA, tho COMMBROIA! CaxTARS tzom which radiste EVERY LINE OF ROAD that penotraies tho Continent from the Missour River to the Pacific Slopo. Thy CHICAGO ROCK ISLAND & PA CIFIQ RATLWAY 15 tho only line from Chicago owr Kaugas, or which, by its own ro: nta ahve n X0 CONNROTIONS! d. No TRANSPRRS B C x No buddling In il r led magnificence, PULLMAK Cans, and our own world-farous on which meals are served of nn- ence, at the low rate of Savis=y <78 nAH, with ample tlmo for healihtu enjoyment. Through Cars between Chlcago, Peorla, M1l koo and Missourd Rivor Pointy; and close con nections st all pointa of Intersectlon with other roads, We ticket (do not forget this) dircotly to overy face of Importance in Kans: el ks, Bla*k Wyoming, Utah, Idaho, alitorr. 4, Washington Territory, Cororado, Arizona exico. PALACE SLE; DIXING CARS, up od ¢ ngomonta regarding baggage s any other llno, and ratos of fars alnaya ad ow a3 competitors, who furnish but a tithe © $ho com. fors. Dogs and tackle of sportsmen freo. Tickets, mapa and foidera at all princips itod Statea and Canada, E. ST, JOTIN, Gen, Tkt and Pras's Ag Oniaco. EXCURSION! EUROPE, Arranged by Haraugari Maen- nerchor. CNLY $90, in the Cabin for jRound Trip, From New York to Atnwerp and Return, £arLeaving New York Junc 10, 1882, on the the new and splen¢ud Mafl Steamer I Igenland. 22 veturn tickets good one year on. any steamer of the Red star Line. 47 Rallroad Fare from Antwerp to Paris, Unly $1.60. Tickets, | Prospectus and all Information Oniyto be had from M. &. R, BURGHEIM, Bookseliers, 484 Vine Gtreet, Cincinnatti, O The Cincinnatti Harugar! Manper- chor. apl-mie-ev sat-dt " THE KENDALL PLATTING JACHINES DRESS-MAKERS' COMPANION, 1t plaits from 1-16 of & n inch to width in tho coarsest felts or fincst silks 1t does all kinds and styles of y laiting in use, No lady that doca lor own dross making can afford to do without one—as nice plaiting s uever out of fashion, if scen it sells itself, For Machines, Circulars or Agent's terms address CONGAR & CO., ___ 113 Adams St. Chicago Il T EX®E MPERISHABLE PERFUME, Murray & Lanman’s FLORIDA WATER, Best for TOILET, BATH ind HANDKERCHIEF, R i L e aplméem J. C. ELLIOTT & CO. Plumbing, Steam & Gas Fitting! Turbine Water Motor. Jatso sonumns! 1y Kinds, Poultry, Fish, &e., in Season, COMEl ANFY S Pumps, Pipe Fitting and Brasw Cor, 14th and Harney, Omaha, Neb. A WaTER MOTOK LN CONSTANT OVMRATION, g SPRING AND SUMMER STOOK Men's, Boys' and Children’s, GLOTHING Ready for Inspection —AT— POLACK'S Palace Clothing House. THE LOWEST PRICES GUARANTEED 1316 Farnam Street, Near 14th. MariGeod. BASWITZ & WELLS, OPERA HOUSE SHOE STORE, Under Boyd's Opera House. Are noW daily receiving large Stocks of SPRING GOODS! And invite the people to call and examine Goods. Good Goods! Low Prices! AND SQUARE DEALING AT THE “Opera House Shoe Store.” {an81-d3m BR. A SEE T EX CLOTHIER! Is Now Located in His New Store, 1308 FARNHAM STREET. One Door East of the New York Dry Goods Store. AND OPEN FOR BUSINESS. NEW STOCK OF SPRING SUITS! LARGEST VARIETY OF BOY’S ‘AND CHILDREN'S SUITS EVER SEEN! CRRICES WAY IDOVYIW.” CALL AND EXAMINE OUR STOCK. L. BRASH, - - 1308 FARNHAM ST. tues-thyr-eat The Oldest Wholesale SHE Sele Retail JEWELRY HOUSE M u S I G H 0 u SE in' 1ai IN THE WEST! in'Omaha. Visitorscan here @enerolbA nis Vion ithe find all novelties in SIL-\pinest and Best Pianos and VER WARE, CLOCKS, |Organs manufactured. Rich and Stylish Jewel ur prices are as Low as i D}I,Iost Artistz’ any Eastern Manufacturer 3 ; ) : .. "land Dealer. and Choicest Selections in| Pianos and Organs sold RECIOU & STONES and [for cash or installments at all descriptions of FINE R STEREm 510 of WATCHES at as Low Pri-|gteinway Pianos, Knahe ces as 18 compatible with Pianos, Vose & Son’s Pi honorable dealers. Call janos,and other makes, Also Clough & Warren, And: see our E““;:,.figg" Bterling, Liperial, Smith Store, Tower 8| American Organs, &, Do corner 11th and Farnham fy o4 £ai) to see us before pur- Streets chasing. MAX MEYER & BRO., MANUFACTURERS OF ‘SHOW CASES __ Large 8tock Always on Hand. ap;ra. House Clothing Store! Daily Arrivals of Now Suring Goods in Clothing and Gent's Furnishing Goods GOODS MARKED IN PLIAN FIGURES, And Sold At “STRICTLY ONE PRICE!" ‘I am selling the Celebrated Wilson Bro,'s Fine Shirte, known as the BEBT Fitting and Most Durable Shirts Made, 217 8OUTH FIFTEENTH S8TREKT, {mlsodim