Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 10, 1881, Page 4

4 =2 The Omaha Bee. Pablished every morning, except Sunday, The oniy Monday morning daily, TERMS BY MATL:— One Year..... £10.00 | Three Months, 83,00 Six Months, 5.00 | One . 1.00 < TFHE WEEKLY BEE, published ev TERMS POST PATD:— One Year.. £2.00 | Three Montha.. 5 BixMonths.... 1.00 | One VR CORRESPONDENCE—~AN Communi. eations relating to News and Editorial mat Sors shonld be addressed to the Enrronr oy Tre BU: S LETTERS—AIll Business Dotters and Remittances should be ad dressed to THE OMAHA P'usLisiING ( PANY, OMAMA, Drafts, Chocks and I office Orders to be made payable to the order of the Company, OMAHA PUBLISHING C0., Prop'rs E.ROSEWATER, Editor. Edwin Davis, Manager of City Oiroulation. John H. Pierce is in Charee of the Mail Qirenation of TIE DAILY BEE 1. D, Chamberlain correspondent and wolicitor. e Evewy thaw in Omaha furnishes another argument for substantially paved streets. Thue best gag for Guiteau would be to make him repeat one of Evarts seventeen leaguo sentences, Two bills have already been ifi#ro- | and employs many thousands of men, FTHE OMATA DA]’LY BEE: SATURDAY, THE SILVER QUESIION. Prosident Arthur devotes a consid. erablo portion of his message to the consideration of the financial question He recommends the calting in of the silver cortificates, the cessation of the coinago of that metal, which under an act of congress has been carried on at the rate of £2,000000 a month Both of theso recommendations will meot with serious disapproval through. out the west, and should be equally condemned in other parts of the coun The United States is not yet This try. ready to demonetize silver. would be the certain result of the cessation of the coinage at the mints which furnish a market for alarge amount of bullion not wsed in trade and maintaing the value of the metal. Silver production is one of the great industries of this country, It engages a vast amount of capital Upon it aro based many interests in | western would languish with its decline. country is the greatest silver producer in the world, the value of our bullion amounting to nearly £40,000,000 an- nually. The commonest prudenco would seem to dictate that wo should states and territories which Our not destroy ono of our principal sources of wealth But aside from the disastrous results to the mining interests in this country, the demone- tization of affect all values. By a singlo stroke such as that contemplated by the recommen- dations of the message and Secretary ‘olger millions of dollars of loss would silver would duced in the senate for the admission of Dakota to the sisterhood of states. 1t is bound to come. PHILADELPRIA journalists propose to make some fitting recognition of the life and services of Col. Forney, who died yesterday in that city. Every cattlo man in the west looks forward to a fine winter for his herds and correspondingly large returns on his investment in the Spring. No subsidies to monopolies for any purpose and an equitable reduction in the tariff should be two of the watch- words of tho present congroess. Ir is o question whether David Davis' independent platform will be able to hold his weight. Both the party platforms seem to have failed. Pror. Tice's almanac will have a #mall sale. The professor predicted a cold November and heavy snow storms during the early part of De- cembor. GRNERAL LONGSTREET i coming into prominence as the possible Ma- hone of Georgia politics, The break in the solid south scems to bo grow- ing wider every day. Districr AttorNEy CoRrimILL hit the nail on the head when he stated that the theory of the prosecution was that Guiteau’s insanity was nothing more than pure deviltry. Tag Brooklyn theatre horror has ‘been paralleled in the disaster at the Vienne opera house, by which up- wards of five hundred lives are re- ported to have been lost, ——— A correspondent in The Now York Herald suggests that a list should be made by the government of its pen- siouers and postod in a conspicuous place. It would take a bill board reaching from Chicago to Omaha, Tue first practical move in congross towards niver improvement was the introduction of a bill by Senator Vest in the senate providing for an expen- dituro of $20,000,000 for the improve- ment of the Missouri and Mussissippi rivers, By the terms of the bill the amount is to be equally divided be- twoen tho two rivers, according to the plan of the river commission. Wairnikr and Wendell Phillips have shaken hands. This news may not interest thoso who do not know that Whittier once described Phillips as “‘Ichabod, so fallen, so lost,” while Phillips retorted that Whittier was ““an arch fiend, plunping down to the lowest circle of hell.”"—[ Republican. The literary editor of The Republi- can is decidedly out of his reckoning. ‘Whittier's poem on “Ichabod” was written after Daniel Webstor's voto on the “Wilmot proviso,” and referred be entailed upon the country from this cause. The obligation of all con- tracts would be changed materially to the disadvantage of the borrower and purchaser and a corresponding appre- ciation in gold would follow. The argumenta for the abolition of silver as logal teuder are too familiar to western readers to require repeti- tion, They have been answered again and again, The west is bocoming tired of having Wall street direct the financial policy of our government. It is in favor of honest money on a coin basis, but not a basis of gold It will never favor a poliey which would sertainly bs suicidal to one of its greateat interests and dis- astrous to the welfare of the whole country. alone. Stoux City oniy maintains a footing in northern Nebraska bheeause of the fow railroad facilitiea from that point to this.—[Omaha Herald. It is about time that this senseless twaddle should stop about railroad facilities and the obstructions which the Doane law places m tho way of Omaha's trade. Several days ago the Herald was highly indignant becauso Dakota City merchants and Dakota county farmera could ship goods more cheaply to Sioux City than to Omaha, and that Sioux City merchants obtain- ed botter rates to Nobraska points than merchants in this city, on ac- count of the operations of the railroad law. As the distance to Sioux City is less than one-fifth of the distance to Omaha it is difficult to soe what particular injustice there is in this fact, and equally difficult to see why the companies should be ox- pected to carry goods as cheaply for one hundred miles as they do for twenty miles. But if tho railrond companies are 80 oager to assist Oma- ha merchants in extending their trado there is nothing in the Doane law which prohibits them from transport- ing merchandize from Omaha to any point in Northern Nebraska just as cheaply as they do from Sioux City to the same point provided thoy do mnot charge a greater sum for the same class of merchandize to points less dis- tant from Omaha. Under the samo provision ot the law the railroads may ship hoge from Dakota county to Mr. Boyd,s packing houso at as low tor 1881, #181,660,291, This 1 wrong and shonld be corrected. Such valuations da uws no eredit. When the property of this state is thor oughly assessed, even at two-thirds of its value, it will show a valuation of quite £300,000,000. The constitu- tional limit on taxation will then be more than sufficient. The tax rates can then be reduced, the state gove ernment sustained and the state debt annually de Confi bo restored; our bonds will be on the mee wil eancd market, at reasonable interest, com manding a premium; capital will rap and we will no idly find ite way here Ionger be humiliated by the low credit of our state,” What applies to Louisiana will ap- The many ply cqually well to Nebraska, assessment of property in portions of our state is a delusion and & wrong Lo our people, Tn Omahin rth of property thousand of dollars annually escapes taxation on account of its low valuation, while the corpora tions deliberately shirk on the shoul- ders of the people the expense of maintaining, the government of the state. A high valuation and low tax rato in infinitely better than o low valuation vnd a high rate of taxation. Such a systenn places us in o wrong porition bofore other portions of the country, weakens our credit and de- preciates our resources. OTHER LANDS THAN OURS. The number of tenant farmers r fusing to pay rent in Ireland is in- creasing in the southern counties un- der the encouragement recoived from the American land leaguo and the promise of pecuniary aid in the case of ejectment. The situation in Ireland cannot be said to be satisfactory. Dur- ing November 620 agrarian outrages were reported, including two murders. Justice Fitzgerald adiits that the governmant measures have caused no decrease in crime and states that tho indictments now pending are double those of last year. Meantime the courts of the Land Leagus are almost swamped by the number of applica- tions for the reduction of rent which are pouring in from all quarters. The operations of the sub-commissions are necessarily elow, Jess than already been de- Tt was confidently oxpected one hun- dred cases having cided. that after the decision of the first case, thousands of disputed holdings would d by the landlords with their tenants, This result has not followed, and there are now 68,600 applica filo, and at the present rate of settle- ment it will take more than fifty years to decide upon their wmerits, It is proposed to increase the number of sub-commigsions in the various coun- ties and in this manner to give more ready hearing to the casce. No wonder the czar feols uneusy when the latest discoveries of science aro brought to bear upon the destruc- tion of his lifo. The last plot un- earthed by the police contemplated sending up of a balloon near Gatchina carrying a quantity of dynamite and explosive firo balls which were to be dropped into the palace yard with the result of a great explosion, fire and confusion in the midst of which the; nihilists were to seize the czar. bo compromi ation for reduction of reat on Mr. Paul Bert has been trying to justify his appointment in an address to his subordiuates for teking the ministry of public worship, This ministry has only recently been at- tached to the ministry of public in- struction in place of the fine arts, which have been erected into n sepa- rate department. His excuse is that the position of the ministry of public worship i3 “‘neither religious nor anti- religious;” that it is a ministry of po- hico simply, and that he, as a man ‘“‘brought up in the study of ecience arate as they pleaso per carload or per hog, or per anything olse, but they cannot charge a greater sum for tho same quantities from Blair or Florence to Omaha, In other words, the Doano law says nothing about the lowness of rates to bo charged. Tt provides that the maximum rate shall not be higher than the schedules in force on November 1st, 1880, but leaves it to the option of the roads how much below the rate they may go in order to invite or stimulate trade without making un- just diseriminations against shorter distance points. What provision could be made fairer to the railroads it is diflicult to see. But the corporations have decided to enforca the laws in to his change of front on the question of the extension of slavery in tho ter- ritories. — A WestErNsenator was overhoard to asy to his colleague on a railroad train tho other day : . “He is my ideal of a senatcr. He hus the biggest feet and the smallest head of any man I know." Tas Bep publishes this, and their own way and to endeavor to make its operations obnoxious to the people of Nebraska. The remedy will be forthcoming and every mign points to the fact that future legisla- tion will not be more favorable to the monopolies or afford them an equal opportunity to set at defisuce every intimates that it was said by Senator [Fule of justice and equity, Vau Wyck concerning Senator Saun- ders. The intimation is equally an insult to both the Nebraska senators, ~-Repubiican, Tux ovils of a low valuation of tax- able property are very forcibly and law,” is as competent to flll it as anybody. The sole reason for having a ministry of public worship is, how- ever, thav a very large body of French- men and French women aro sincerely attached to the church, and consider religious services the most solemn and important of human duties. To these it must bo rather startling to have for tho state supervision of these sorvices a gentloman who looks on the whole thing as an English district commis- sioner in India looks on the worship of Juggernaut—as s0 much mumbo- jumbo, at which he secretly laughs. It cannot be but mortifying for the ministers of all denominations to have to traneact business with an ofticer who cousidors them either gross im- posters or harmloss dupes, and pays them their stipends as a deplorable goncession to a degrading popular superstition. Soldiening in the German infantry service is not exactly boy's play, for the private, when fully equipped, has to carry about with him a weight of sixty-four pounds, This includes the clothing, accoutrements, arms and ammunition, the first mentioned, with Tug Bex intimated nothing of the | brought out by Governor McEnery, | other personal articles, weighing about kind, and mentioned neithor directly | of Louisiana, in his messago to the |twelye pounds, the knapsack and con- or by implication the names ef either | logislature of that state, recontly con- | tonts eighteen, and the remaining ar- Benator Van Wyck or Senator Saun- | vened at Now Orleans, The governor | ticles thirty-four. Thi all official- ders. If the Republican, following|says: ‘‘Ihereiisno reason for the|ly regulated for the man in full march- its usual policy, wishes to stab a po-|continued cry of poor Louisiana and |ing order, even to the smallest detail, litical opponent over snother journal's | her impoverished people, sbeuldors, it must take the entire re- | renlize the fact that she is rich, and |pounds, the boots, with double We must Thus the three sides, clothing weighs sponaibility, as it was forced to do in [force her to the front rauk of the|three pounds and ten sunces, and the the case of Bonator Paddock durlug |states. Her assossment roll for 1880 | helmet four pounds and ei, the last senatorial campaign. / shows a valuation of $177,096,450, and ht ounces. The knapsack alone weighs four pounds and nine ounces, and contair a shirt, stockings, shoes, drill trousers, ymn book and prayer book, with «wome other th three pounds and six ounces { rations, s lumped togother at one pound and two ounces ; two packs forty and we f ammur containing tion, rounds of ball catridges, besides y ote. tof two a cartridge case, con ing four and one-half pounds ascrew driver, hox of Then thero is a belt, & bayon pounds weirht ; taining forty rounds of bail cartridges, weight five and one half pound ing utensils, two pounds; overenat 8 haver- tw five pounds and three ou d drinkiu o and flask, sack with a ration of bres one-half knife thres ounces ; a spade, with its cover, pounds ; and spoong, tvo pounds and three pounds ; & pur of cloth gloves The regula- tions laying down the law thus precise anda ten pound rifle, ly and heavily have been promulgated this autumn, Spain proposes to raise a popular m England subseription to purchase Gibraltar, which is really a part of the Spanish dominions and to which Eng- land has no more right than she has The Spaniards have long contended against this ' inv their rights and the never yeb consented to any honest agreement by which it could be pre- to Florida. asion of English lave How far Gibraltar is neces- y s part of tho route to India is a vented. an military problem upon which much can no doubt be said on both sides. This policy of holding outposts, aa it were, around the globe is peculiarly Eoglish, There is searcely a country which has not an English garrison mounting guard on its coasts. France, although but a short distance from England, is watched by the channel islands. Heligoland, which should belong to Germany, is an English fort. Malta was taken from Napoleon and from Malta England keeps guard on Ttaly and the African ports, Cyprus lovks out upon Turkey and the en- trance to the Suez canal. Aden looks after the Rod Sea. Hong Kong is an outlook upon China, We in Americ have similar experiences in theislands our coasts held by Great Britain, We have suffered more than history Tas ever told from their oceupation by Eng] It is not inconceivable that it | may becomo aserions question whether | we should not insist upon England withdrawing from Nassau. The ques- tion involved in the concession of Gib- raltar to Spain is one that may ulg- mately intevest tho United States, Gambetta's foreign policy has been supported by two votes of the cham- ber of deputies, the majority reaching on the question of Tunisian occupa- tion 348 votes. Gambetta brought tho first debate to an abrupt close without deigning to reply to the strictures of the opposition, and his appeal to the deputies for the neces- sary money grantsis weak and eva- nd during our civil war. some sive, He disclaims any intention of annexing Tunis and protests as vig- orously against the abandonment of the principality, but neglects to de- fine the middle course which he re- gards as practicable. He appreciates the potency of national vanity. He knows that the mass of the constitu- encies would resent any loss of pres- to abroad. Thoy may be utterlyin- different to colonial enterprises and openly hostile to schemes of congnest and adventure, but they are unwilling to huve a retreat sounded if an ad- vance has been deliberately planned and laboriously executed. He knows that the nation has been anxious to rogain its intluence in Europe, and that a policy similar to that which Mr. Gladstone had the moral courage to adopt in Afghanistan and Zululand would be unpopular throughout Franco. A withdrawal from Tunis would expose his ministry to popular It would bhe a con- fession of failure and wrong-doing in the first forcign enterprise in which the couutry has engaged siuce its re- tirement from European polities after Sedan, The radicals are strong ad- vocates of peace, but they cannot con- vince their countrymen that the ends of international jnstice should be pro- moted at the expense of national self- esteem. Gambetta can well aflord, thercfore, to treat his critics of the oxtrems left with indiffurence. condemnation, There is a irvitation in Russin against foreigners gonerally, and especially against Germans, It is reported that in consequence of this renewed feoling of ammosity, forcigners settled in Russia are likely to suffer, and that u ukase is about to be promulgated, abolishing existing enactments in their favor. Many professions, such as that of railway growing enginoers, are in Russia semi-official, and by the exisiing law a number of theso appointments are open to for- eigners, but the proposed decreo will make them ineligible for these posi- tions. The consequence of such & proclamation will prove very serious to many forcigners resident in Russia, The Moxican correspondent of a New Orleans paper says that tho change in business, which will neces- sanly follow the construction of so many railroads in Mexico, will afford Americans an opportunity to control a larger proportion of trade than has yet fallen to our share, At present DECEMBFR 10 1881 he major part of the wholesale busi- nesw is in the hands of the Gorman y rotail These y in debt to the importer importers, who sa s on a leng credit, dealers are w0 heav that they can ucither change their relation nor protest against what they The importer in effect supplics deem unreasonablo charges, German the poople through the retail dealer, viving the latter just enongh to keep him @oing. Ttisa very compaet and powerful combination, and probably no more exacting than importers of any other their place. of the last two nationality would be in t the years, resulting from increased trade the employment in- Mesico of many millions of American eapital, is rap- idly working out the deliverance of the retailers, Their increased trade and larger agaregato of profits enable them to reduce their credit unt and then place them ina position to purchase of whom they pleaso. Tt is also, that the disbursement of #0 much money has wrought quite a change in Mexican sentiment in re- #pect to Americans, They are much frisndly than formerly, and more inclined to enter into close busi- ness relations with the United States, The new lines of railroads will up a business for new retailers, who will naturally obtain their supplies from the buswess centres with which the railrcads connect them. The New Orleans Journal advises the merchants of that city to eend agents to Mexico with samples of goods suit- able for the market. mo! open Within a few months, the con- struction of a railroad to connect Baka and Tiflis has been undertaken, and its completion will afford direct communication with the oil region. Bakuis on the Caspian sca, at the eastern extremity of the Caucasus, and Titlis is nearly in the center of the provinco. A railroad already ex- tends from Tiflia to Pot1, on the Black sea, and the new road will establish connection between one end of the country and the other. For a consid- erable distance it skirts the southern face of the Caucassian mountains, which separate, as by a lofty wall, the northern Caucasus province from the southern. The region around Baku s boundiess wealth of pretro- posses leum in all its forms, and yet, though it is less than 400 miles of!, the cost of trangportation is &0 high that Penn- gylvania oil can be sold in Tiflis cheapor than that from Baku. Around Baku streams, naptha bursts out in natural and the whole Caucasian region, from sea to eea, is » vast res- The opening ot this country to commerce will undoubtediy bring Cancasi petition with the American product in other parts of Europe. particular, great expectations of sales in Italy and Spain ervoir of oils, an pretroleum into com- Thero are, in MUSICZL AND DRA&ATIC. Jim O'Neil is in New York, disengaged. Dan Riceis lecturing in New England. Clara Morris has been playmg in New York again, Jay Gould_bought the Grand Opera- house, New Yorl, last week, for $300,000, Mr, James O'Neil will probal y bead the company engaged to support Madame Modjeska on her return to the United States next season, Sarah Be nhardt hus won a series of brilliant trium hs in Vienna. London correspondents declare that her acting was reccived with tempestnous applause, and her vis t to the Austrian capital scems to have been vne prolonged fete. Wagner's ‘‘Meistersinger” overture, Beethoven’s Pastoral Sympheny, nd Baci's B major concerto for two violas, two vambas, ‘cello, and double bass, with cembalo, wore ploye ut the fint concert of the Visona Philharmonic society, Miss Fanny Davenport. has long boen desirous of acting Lady Macbath, and is now about ro the experiment in Philadelphia. Davenport is a clever an { most persevering act aud the!re. sult of this hold enterprise will be awaited with int rest. "The introduction of the electric lisht in theatres is said to necessitate a revolution all the traditional costumes of the st e 1p” a8 practiced under the gas The false comp oms, pencired hrows and artificial lights are all brought out in hideous de’ormity Ly the Bulow’s famous M n hive-s ringed o ciningen or- ihle hasses are used the lowest string Leing €. Ritter's larger and more powerful vic have been sub- stitut d for the ordinary ins ruwments, and and a new kind kettle.drums adopted whose pitch u ba instantancouns y changed by a sim le pedal attached to them, During Fanny Davenport's per/ormance as Lady Macbeth in Philadelyhia lnst Saturday nizht, a sensat on was cansed by asherifl's officer leapirg ou the stage to kerve a legal paper on the sctress, He was pronptly ej-cted. The legal pro- ceeding grows out of the trouble between kinson und Fauny Daveaport re- he American G drama. Jenny Lind, now residing in London, is by no tieans the aced lady that some re- ports describe, She is only sixty and does not ook fifty, her hair being but slightly touched with gray, her eyes still b happy, and her form well preserved, Her ome i« spacious and attrictive, She re- tains warm memcries of America, and has kin ly welcomed and advi ed the young American singers who have sought Ler out, A Philadeiphia thea: wig maker says that Clars Louise Kellogs wears # i bair a yard long as at a cost of 8700; but as a worn on the stage are cheap imi- tations. The curly brown wiv worn by Jefferson as “Rip’ Van Winkle” weighs less than an ouuce, and is_considered a marvel of good workmanship, while tho cost, with the beard, $150. Iose id 390 for a blonde wig, 125, Ma ian Booth £100, and Fanny Davenport $225 ¢ht and RELIGIOUS. Beecher has pronounced against dead- heading well-paid preachers, and in fayor of taxing churches The colored Baptists, of Lynchbarg, Va,, 279 81 enterpriaiag people if, curreut- ly rejorted, they have recently built a chureh costing 223,000, The Tennesses diocese conyentions e |t Protestant Kpiscopal church reports 3 clera feante, year were Tie American Un taidan associ tion has taken ste & to have the Old and New has also_app among the Se pari-hes, and 2,788 commu- The confimations duiing the 1. v of the west, ha« deci | d that o' chureh bell at b o'clock in eol red chure h 00.000 members, 166,000 Bapti making & g and total of 1 the state, | The Union Swec oceupied tl inday, B urch, Chi. room of its new | wember 6, For several years t fon has worshipal in Hershey H The Rev. L. P. Mercor i pastor of this church, ‘s the the charm ¢ 1," said & parish Tt ol it ix the iutn his conf ermon and talks as if each one 1 friend.” stearo doing moma svionary work in New and other territories, At have just open d an edu- which is to be th nd of hi were his bo The © Dominican and ®ra orian ch were recently suppressed by rench rame; ed as or i o ent di ceses of ¥ nsof the Episcopa 1l son e sionary bishops in_th each $3,000, and haying under them near y d aies Three hun- dred labor am ng white people; 41 smong colored people, and 52 amony India s, HONEY FOR THi LADIES. Black moire is much nsed £ r “second” mouraing, Directoira coats and bonnets are very be- coming to tall, stately womn. A thick sitvery fur, called Rusian cat, is very fashionable for dress and Lonnet unite in nailing this lie at the start. P The coming woman will net marry until |; sha 18 able to support & husband in the ) he has been aceustomed to at ho.ne. The soft and fine Lorraine lace popular is wuch empliyed in trimming underclothing ofpurah silk or Irenchflawn. Muffs of white satin a d Iac ishied with natural flowers, will he at fashionable church we dings winter, Dark rwal blue and silver are very iinations in dinnerand car: i 18 of brocaded satin and Siv velvet, \ garn- Tied this | ] phush « A Mic girl has huskedenc r of 816 st i A lot of New York maidens recently got ] [Philade Tt is it in Manitoba girls are | #0 scarce that cach une has on the aver two hundred lovers t anay be added thit in nine the girls choose the worst ma lot-—[Boston Post. A news item says that a Seranton lady kisses all the tramps who call at he 3 for their mother's racke. She se have solved the tramp question. G never call at hor gate the sscond time, Thoy prefer ten d_ys in the county juil. [Norristown Heraldl, ont of ten n ont of the ca-e in New York testifies that he asted his sweetheart when she feli in love with him, and she answered that she did not fall in love with him, but her mother sa:d he would be a good eat.h, catch him. ‘“and I have caught you.”| ¢ Such un answer as that is enough to make any love try to get awny. The sleeves of many handsonie dresses made to wear under fur-lined circulars which are to be laid aside in aheated room or hall are made to fit the arm exactly, | H and over them long mousquetaite goves are worn. These gloves ofien reach o the | ! elbows, and sheuld wiinkle as little as pos- | 1 sible. A glove largely ad. ertised of la‘e | { by many of our merchants has fastenings similar to those nsed with the old_style of gilovew, in the shape of little gilt studs placed on either side o the openiny, avd a fine eil s cord is then twisted herring-| fashion round them. This is a much ensier method of s eming the g ove than by the likely to cause tue annosance of the sud- den flying off of abutton just ds one's [ u mind and hands a e ready fo: anything |1 A young lady named Ullman in New York has brought suit for against her former lover for breach of ¢ - | « tract, This contract cansisted of his xa: - ing t her on coming home from » ride in the park, “Tlov2 you and would lize 1o make you my v in kissing her on lenving, and in wiiting to her letters in whi h, amonz othe ccived your lotrer to-day, and would like o to have d voured it, st rap, envelope and ally’ “‘the day seens dreary without you, Mother dosed me to-dy;" ways be solid with the Me; T8, Tkey C in hand and analie a good boy of hir i« Kotiina an | tell her I loyo her like Limburger cheese”” “I am a can- didate for your iove and there T know I shall have the most vote: on are one of the nicest, sweetest little guosies in the worlds” I am going (o the leap-yen ball and wm goin - to hug 2l the girls, but after all only the real givl willdo for me,” Thess things come pr tty hizh at £25000, Jut soma pecple wust have them, or thivk they must, wh amounts to the sawe thing, The Detroit Free Press reports the ful- | man suffeage movement ing discussion of wowsn suffrage Ly the Lumne Kiln club: *The secretary an- nounced a letter from Annapolis, I, signed Uhom s Jones, asking for the gen. eral opini n of the club on the subject of woman's righ Brother Gardi said ity would be given nll s opinions, » nd the ltev. Ieclared his objections in & speech seven minutes long, Sir Iaa: Walpolo said that if polities corrupted men, it would most certainly degrade wo- wmen, Trustee Pullback said that if wo- men could vote every office in the count y would be filled by men Who part their hair on the centre line. Judge Kaniff had attended a sewing society to witnes the election of m president, avd he had seen every wowman in that society vote for her- self sevente:n successive times. Pickles Smith thought that when mothers of fam- ilies would have their heads «ropped and their eyebrows colored in order to wear blon ‘e wigs, the | allot wasn't exactiy wh .t the female sex wanted, ious other mwembers d clar-d their obj ctious, and when discussion finally ceased, the presi : ‘Dis club does no. favor de wo not at present Buokun's Arnica Salve. The best salve inthe world for outs, bruises, sores, uleers, salt rheum, fever sores, totter, chapped hands, chillblaius, corus aud all kinds of skin eruptions. This salve is guar anteed to give perfoct satisfaction in every case or monay refunded. Price, 26¢ per box. For sale by Teu & MoManox, Omaha, has be 1| muscle which expel every dise system, bringing joy thoy The dcfendant in the breach of promise | H. /. Wa Safe Kidne, aud Liver Cur attendnnt upon severo rhoumati have al- ays derived benefit therefrom. also used tho § L told her to | sults, usual one of buttoning themn, and s less | o1 but sewing it on agaio, my urin wreat many md worwe and wor o d 25,000 damuges | Bri- he's Disense, ¥ K ney and Liver Cuj way ever known to cure tha dis 3 wish you &l suce s in pubiish things, he said, *'I re- | remedy through -he world. many of them in cased wh W.E VIGS o for §6.00. IMPIETIES, o o dispute as ch reh in that troken and the Two New Yorkers got i to which was t ¢ eity, and on= h oth T got o frac ured jaw When a boy wat asked, “Wherc wox the text this morning?” he quick'y epl ed, It is somewhere n Hatcl In Hatcheta! the morning i« public nuisance, and if | No, it wasin Ac s’ knew it veo) le mu p at that Lour, they | wa«something that vould cut. should de out discurbing their | 014 \bram & wisest rem rl: “Ef de de- neig Te, scen ant- ob de rooster what e wed at The nur associations in | Peter was ter mke a nois- o ery tie a lj Alabama i 5 churches an | [ s told dar would be s cha nolsein d - world 76,001 mem Hes des hese are the | dat yer couldu’s heah de 1 ens cackle 1 the world never yet reconciled the proud man, trying to curl his feet up an vout of sigh under the pew, to the pain ‘ul y obtrusiv and « vident faet that the wife of his b wom had used his b acking brush to h the k tchen stove, A new religions seet in Minvesota called the Dreamers, and th y | tet r, and are govern Iy their dreams, . dream they sre to o, Oneof ng must be in'a che rful froe of he gets up in the wo 4 in; f ritt'ng down on a beehi e The clerayman who o ened the exercices of o fai with proyer, said: * O, Lord, we sunder the ausp es vy agricultural soci mu-t have been o relativ of 1he Cui preac his Thankeyiving pra +ras fol ows: 0, Lord, thou know- cet that we are a 1 miserable sinners, 1 , you haven't reaa tie Milwaukee pap-rs.” ris corrspondent of the New zingly re- cipie of wpoiling yes are not heaven-directed,” the Jewish Messenver crushingly calls at- tention to the picty of Chri-tin bank cashiers, who leave n thing but the safe and the hot stoves, and the directors who at'end mneither the symagovuo nor the Dueiness meetings of their bank A cergynan was reord.ned by the Long Island Congregntionslist association the ot er dey who has hud what a local &mlmr mildly calls a *‘checkes 1 career.” fe has heen suce ssively an Episcopalian, - & Mcthodist, » Presbyterian and Congre- gational prea which he was p: and tha church was burned, as it had been several ye acquitted of the charge of wettin fire, and then he brousht suits tor slandex and false i« prironment against the mm. her. The last church of tor ha a political quarrel He was arrested and it on s before. trimniings, bers, His certificate to the Liug Inland A fashion journal says that ‘phuny | 84%0¢ ation was fraudulently taken from girlh are b longer populan.’ Tt us ot | bime and dur g bis abrence he was ex- pelled; but he has now been remstated and nstalle + over another church, It stole hoped that fate will “let np on 1iim” awhile, ALMOST CRAZY. How often do we sce the hard-work- ing father straining every nerve and , and doing his utmost to suvp- sort his family. Tmagine his feelings when returning home from a hard day’s labor, to find hi® family pros- | trate with disease, couscious of urpaid doctors’ bills and dehts on every hand. It must be enough to drive one almost All this unhappiness could be ed by using Eicetric Bitters, e from the happiness to up a fair for the oor, and as quite a nua- ands. Sold at fifty cents a bot- ber now wea on ings the enter- | tlo, Tsh & McMahon. (8) e IANE BUCCESS, — | s et et TRUTH ATTESTED. o 1t | SomeImportantstatements of Well Xnown Peoplo Wholly Verificd. liat the public may folly reslize the ces of the state entv, 4y well a the rand value of ths article of which they ) we publish hor with t ¢ facsimile § gna- £ pariics whose sincerity is beyon | ques- The Truth of theso t stinionials is abso- , norcan the facts they announce Lo ig OMAlta, Nre., May 24, 1681, 8K & C 1l nor.d. Dean Si requently used Warnor's for loc.1 affectioun attac-s, and 1’ have fo Nervne with eati-fac'ory re- U consider these mediciues worchy of onfile ce. SR, Hetlsrs Deputy Treasurer. OMAHA, N¥B , May 1. . WARNER & C0., Rochester, N. Y. GryTR:—1 have used your ®afo Kidney and Iver Cure this spring as a liverinvigorator, and find i the besv remedy I ever tried. 1 lhave 1881, used 4 bottles, a d it has wade me feel buttor han ever I aid beforo in tho wpring. U, P. R, Shops. Owana, Nn , May 24, 1581, Stvs:—For more than 15 y ara I have suffercd much in onvenience from combined kidney and iver uiseases, - ud have been un ble to ~work, v org ns also being affec'ed 1 riod a s and doctors but I zeew v by day T was told 1 had nd § wished ny-elt dead it 1 iy relier, I took your Safe knowing nothing el so, and 1 10t boen disappointed. Th 1 dicine has cu me, and I an perfec ly well 10.day, entirly 0 gh your Sate Kidney and Liver Cure | this v.luable ould not have ¢ U. P, R K Shops. Thousands of equally a'rong endorsemunts. o h po_was uban- Kiven, showiny the s Safo’ Kidney and oncd—bave been vol kublo power of all d se "M MERRELL. V. B, VIGUS &0, CCMMISSION MERCHANTS 135 Lasalle Street, CHICAGO, Grain and Provisions Bought and Sold on Margins, deeT! o~dim To Nervous Sufterers THE GREAT EUROFEAN REMEDY. Dr. J. B. 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