Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 19, 1881, Page 2

9 ~ THE MOUNERS' BENCH. Wails of the Weary Vic ims of Polit eal Confldence Misplaced, Loud Laughter of the Eleot. And the DON'T CROWD, Exeter Enterprise; *‘It's our fun eral.” A SURFACE RIVPLE, PET Wost Point Progress: “Well, we should smile.” THE HEAVENS WREATHED. Valley Ecl God Republican rigns; the people rule, and the ring | busted! TIE INEVITADLI David © il The Re-| publican ac the inevita . to aceept. | THE DISASTER IN DODG | North Ben sult in Dodyge conmty lieve that ev e+ Towa they voted on Tuesday gono democratic. nd Kansa would have TICKLING “'OLD HARRY, Boone County Argus: The “Devil’ got one vete for County Clerk, but the judge of election threw it out for the reason that his Satanic Majesty had no bonafide tesidence in Boone county. A LIMP STIFF, Scooped. “We Aurora Republic and — well, met the enemy”- and confound it, they got away with us bag and baggige. * * Wo arc as limp as a rog since the election—it took the starch all ont of us. THANKFUL FOR SMALL FAVORS, Falls City Journal: The clection | is over and neither side have much to bragabout. * * To sumup we are very much in the condition ot the man who thanked the Lord that things were as well with him as they were, sceing they were notany better GHASTLY SMILES, Oscela Record: The election is over, and while The Record, having done its best and put forth its most earncst endeavors for the regular re publican nominees, cannot, and dovs not claim 1o be satisfied, it bows with cheerfulness to the will of the ma- Jorigy A WOMAN IN IT. | Ziwnboldt Sentinel: The defeat of Mr. Baily (forschool supt.) is due en- tirely to the woman whom the green- backers trotted out. he received perhaps 250 votes, nearly all of which were republicn These Mr. Baily would undoubtedly have recoived had | the greenback woman kept out of the field, and been re-clected by some rity. LOST, STRAYED Ot STOLEN | Franklin County Guard: Reward offered for that e majority of Franklin county, ly in Bloomingtcn precinet. deome chromo, portraits of our mented President—Garfield and it Arthuc—will be given to Any person or persons reporting at this oftico and giving a true account of the missing ones. SALT RIVER MURMURS, Heobron Journal: Victory! but not for us. We have met the enemy ana they are not_ours. Beneath the sil- very sheen o' the moon's pele boam we read the mystic doggoned word ¢igoooped.” The sad requiem of the Salt Creck waves sings mournfully low and solemn, over buried hopes of vie- tory, on our side, while the other fellows chuckle with gladsome gleo. IN MEMORIAM. Klin County Guard: a hand- | t em up b nderly, L1t them wit eare, Poor, beaten ¢ ndidates, Whipped tair and square. Lay ’em out gently, Not thou, b, for ever, But just for & ride, Up the famous Salt river, CROW DIET, Arapahoe Pioneer: — Eat, brothers, eat, Fat wit) care, | visions. P OMAYA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER .9 1851, | quence and ther ocension in the | ja- tull of ashes, seented with forget | present instance for ast wmentor an | menot, wod e stopper tied in- with ingquiry as to how it was don [ ink ribbon [ MISERY LOVES COMPANY T'iiat wus pretty Nunth Platte Tel Vet el ¥ew 1 was vory much pleased at | rih Plutte Tulecraphs Wast't S| g,g1” bt 1 had to keep the bottle out |» surprise, though, all arotnc 11 of sight atter & while, though, because early Wednenday morning we saw en | o SRR WM 0 Ching the who, one moment, wore three foot jar under the impression that it con- tained proserved ginger or chow-chow, or something.” “‘That would have been very un- pleasant,” “Unpleasant— well, T should smile 1 mean I should weep, Why, ac- tually, one day while 1 was living in New York, I came home and found new servant girl polishing knives with the remains just think of it.” “Terrible, mir; terrible!” POLITICAL FLOATERS “But; what 1 was going to say, was 2 this: Abcut a year after my wife grins on their faces, as they learned of a favored candidate's election, sud 1y elongate them to a horrifying degree, when the startling news was communicated that some other, and perhaps a nearer and dearer aspirant for political honors had been relegated to the shelf. Well, boys, we commis- erate you, for in sooth u fellow fu makes us wondrous svmuvathetie, de zits own inall that constitutes it gits own inall that constitates 1t | that he wot very communicatve about oo of the best towns in the state 118 o pany—in tuct gave the whole business away. “Did ¢h?? “Yus, it he squarely owned up that he didu’t burn the bod all, tion here lust weck, making a clean | He sid they just dropped 'em through sweep of every county office, The | hule in the bottom of the furnace; % iook 'em out the back way at night, and sold 'em to the medical students.” ““Gracious! And the ashes!” thing but mule would just cut up some oid mule carcass, the superintendent swid, pitch in enough to muke n bad smelly and then sell the ashes to the have visited these parts, whether it is|gricf stricken relatives at $25a bottle, : key, now, wasn'titt’ and all this time you had —" “Had been carrying that old jar of mule ashes all over the country. Just imavine how mean T felt, “You threw it away then?” “Well, no,” sad the widower, as he winkod a tear out of his left eye; “the more | studied over the matter the ap-|more T concluded that mule ashes " t 80 much out of the way after all. You see, poor Maria was an awful stubborn - woman - t-r e-m-e-n-d-o-u-s stubborn—and —yes, T kinder thought working for it 1t is{mule ashes would do mighty near as fearod that the old local strifes will be | well, all things considered.” And heaving the resivned sighed of one who had suceceded in bracing up under grest sorrow, the anti-c ist smiled softly, lit anothel walked off. POLITICAL, The republicans have just found | out that the democrats had an clec “Slocumb law,” want of unity and effort in the republican ranks, caused at by ranging from 80 to 600, the republican def miajorities During the last few days several prominent ofticials and politicians to prepare Dorsey for the mnext gubernatorial race course or look up some one for a yellow fever victim at Vera Cruz, the writer « learn. The place is prolific of remarbably superior and successful candidates for | every oftice, cither elective or pointive, The location of our post office is now to bo determined, and several partics are renewed, and one part of the town pitted against the other. Such hus the case for several yoars in y move or enterprise, and the eiti zens realize that it has been a great drawbuck in many ways. Jno. B ay, of your city, is to seclect the location, 1t 18 hoped he will solvet the most central pomnt, if a new build ing must be o for it, and & free the town of any tucther local di mation- r and ¢ MILLERISM AND MAMMON. The Mossback Minority Vainly Struggling for Relief The Ouly Remody. To the ' ditor of The Bee Corrsvrein, Neb, Haviig much adwiration for the pluck BUSINESS, All lines of trade are quite dull this fall, owing to the anusual amount of rain, but as soon us it freezes up or becomes settled weather all branche, oxpect a big run ok hoiding their stock, as the weather is to bad to move them. The farmers can’t got their crops to mar ket on t of the bad rou The hay men can’t vot hay to presses on account of the rain season, and so the unusually wet fall interferes with and zeal you mavifest m the editorials | of vour paper, T have concluded to subseribe for it Thave always allied myself with that deplorable faction kuown as the “great unwashed,” “‘un- verritied,” &c., or im other words the much abused minority of this state. I am gettiug tired; too much tramp- every line of industry, Wo want SOCIAL, ETC. progression in politics just as much as Our v]uctll music talent is furnishing | in anything else. Old fogyism is our citizens with some very fine con- pinned to the wall, and there he will certs and entertainments. We are to q # : sy have o locture course this winter, | remair until he is able and willing to Th local drama club has appenred | #huke off the old obsolete dust of ages il s and take a bold stand for the prin- ciples which will secure the greatest . . blessings to the greatest numbe Brothers ‘are in their now |y jiky your outspoken language against monopolies in defense of the nearly [ interests of the masses. Moiopolies are fast consuming the richts of the Jaborer and rapidly entwining their gulling chains of bondage around the political leaders. ’I'Iln-y now control emuBEYa L nearly every political movement, from 'lltlul?‘ C.&P. R. R. and the E. V. a uuln’m] 1Iin)l rict caucus to a decision i i it of our lind, It is Fremont wants to help some ex-|a lanentable fact that cannot be suc- perionced pork packer start at this | cosstully disputed that the railroads point, Al kinds of manufacturing | have won nearly every case of vital will find encouragement at Fremont. portance where their mterest col- A new railroad is incubating to head | lided with the interest of the com- directly northwest from this point. muunity at large before the supreme ing in dead men's shoes. LOCALS, May building. The Tribune finished. The creamery is in oporation, building is Fremont is to have another bank, Fremont wants the hendquarters of Each brother eat His full share, A grand, a glorious, a whoop-snort- ing victory for the other side. A com- plete sweep by thepeople's ticket, who elect all their candidates by majorities of 100 to 260. A victorious defeat for the republicans. DEPARTED SPIRITS, Neligh Republioan: Tho *‘laat sigh by the moor” a stern wheel propeller feft the Neligh ‘‘dock” at sunrise Wednesday morning for the head- waters of Salt river, a country that abounds in game of all kinds and is visited every autumn by thousands of men who delight 1n hunting and fish- ing. Thesenior editor of ’l’fio Repub- lican who accompanies the party will write up the whole trip for the benefit of its readers. HE SAW WARSAW. St. Paul Phonograph: Hoping to save our country and make an almost unanimous victory for our special candidates, we took an early train for ‘Warsaw precinct, about six miles from town. On the way we screwed our courage to the highest point, and mentally resolved to bring the pre- cinct away with us; but imagine our consternation whe alighted at our destination, we found ourselves in some other man's territory, and weo saw a large mouth coming at us full chizel. * * Acress the face of our brilliant anticipations swept the black rolling cloud of despair, with nary a silver lining. We were liberated” on parole of honor, agreeing to not come up there and not carry off Warsaw precinet in our vest pocket again under the usual penalty for petit larceny. NO “SILVER" LINING THERE, Schuyler Sun: We have met the cnemy and we are theirs to a consid- erable extent. Politics, like overy other feature of life, has a dark as well as a bright side and disappoint- ment to some one is inevitable. Tt may just as well be taken philosophically as otherwise, and The Sun proposes to DEATH, court. i . g How are these faultsto be remedied? o s ne: | Must wo appenl todomocracy? Tho very sad news to Fremont Mr. and | latrer is helpless, and had it a major- 3 "Marlow wont oust on a visit a |1t it Would still be helpless, on "ac- ) b8 | oount of its old back ground notions, domimoska ainoe. "'i‘!'r‘l'"‘,l'.lfi‘_“;';:i“;: and its groat longiugs for pelf would bereavos Mr. M., as their only ohild only increase the snares which wu.uld o most promusing young Iady, died | b held out to it by thore monopoli e e h!; tha| Must wo lovk to'the groat republi ty! Botter take a short cut deepest sympathy and condolence of 981 pax . 5 the entire community in this his sad- -':' 3 wll‘du Al w:«l i mf}"“p;’ lisia s fi';'v“ ost and most "}'illz our, it would save time, if not money. L must lfipell to ourselves. The people have the full power to make and un- Bradford, Pa. make a great nation. If we through Thos, Fitchan, Bradford, Pa., writes:|0ur own ignorance and negligence I enclose money for SPRING BLossom, as |sleep on until these — giants 1 said I would if it cured me. My dyspep- | of monopolies firmly hind us ain has vanishod, with all its symptoms. |hand and foot, as it were, Many thanks; I shall never be without it . . in the house,” Price B0 cents, trial bot. | they willd it tles 10 cents, 1eodlw | muscle, and if the musclo is not backed The Wrong Ashes ai oye that is etornal vigilance itself, Ban Francisco Pat. our rights as citizens will soon be sub- He was a jolly-looking man, with a | merged in the great vortex of cential- round corporation, a Burgundy-tinted | ization, and civil richts and liberties nose and the genoral exterior of a con- | will bo known as things of the pust, tentod mind, and a8 he entered the| Let us encourage an untrammelod editorial den he offered us a good | press by our patronage, and read care cigar, lit another, and said: tully all its leading ponder “How ubout this local woll on these subjects, post ourselves, scheme?” and live up the great and g “Wall, how yourself?” previlege of an American citize “The fact is," said the stranger, re- | our votes ourselyes, without fo flectively, “* 1 had a protty tough ex- [ favor, and by so doing exalt oursclves perience with one of these cadayer- | s a people. LLESPIE, JR. roasting concerns once, and I thought mebbe you would like to make an item of the facts 8o as to warn peoplo here in time."” cremation Humbugged Again. 1 saw so much said about the mer its of Hop Bitters, and my wife who ““Kire away." was always doctoring, and never well, “Well, you soe, it was in New Or- | teased me so urgently to get her some, leans. My wife died there, and as a [ I concluded to be humbugged again; cremation company was having a good [ and T am ulad 1 did, for in less than Ay e just then, she |two months use of the Bitters wmy made mo promise to have hor apirit | wife was cured and she has remained sent up through their flue, as it were, | 8o for eighteen months since, 1 like Said she thought it would be nice and | such humbugging. — H. T, St. Paul melancholy for me to carry her ashes aul Pic around with me wherever I went—ina vase, you understand.” “And you complied?” SIBBETT & FULLER, be the Mark Tapley of this occasion, and not only bow to the decree, butto do it with & smile, We don't want our philosophy mistaken for anything but what it is: The mildest sort of “Why, yos. 1t was her last wish, you know, and besides 1 thought it might be useful in kinder preparing her for the here —but never mind that now. I sent the remains round to the ATTORNEYS AT LAW, D2 VID CITY, NEB, Bpeclal attontion gisen to callections in Butler Thmetim Plcked up nnd Penned at the|was killed 1 mean cremated - T was “Prottiest”e-Business and in New Orleaus again, and | happen Sooial 1tems, ed to meet the suponutendent of the - refractory ore 1 should say the v t The I corpse-burning fnrmace iuot Fremont, Neb., November 17 dh sfull that L o sen g, Hero we are again in the pret s |him home, On the way we stopped | ¥ Dt e i i a place or two for a steadier-- you n in the state, and ind it is hold- |1 8RS B0 0 8 rendle Wwas November 14.— | It is money against | . by intelligence, with reason and with | Christian resignation. When demo- | company’s office in a push cart, got a crats and republicans unite in sup- | receipt, saw Maria touched off, so to porting the democratic ticket, its|speak, and two days after that they TN ARAGRSE w5 M Edward W Simeral, ATYCRNEY AT-LAW Mrs, J. 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