Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, September 15, 1881, Page 7

~a e Nl Fage S ' THE DAILY BEE. OMAHA PUELISHING CO., PROPRIETORS 916 Farnham, bet. Dth and 10th Stroets. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION One cony 1year, in advance (postpaid). . ... . £10.00 6 months - as 5.0 3 months o = . 8.00 _RAILWAY TIMB TABLE Leave_Omaha No. 4, Oal Arrive Omaha No. 2 through passenger, 11 and passenger, $:304. 1 o. 1, throngh passongor, 2:50 m. No, 3, Oakland passenger, 6:30 p, m LFAVING OMANA BAST OR BOUTH BGOND, Sxprose, 12415 p. m. V., fot I inzoln, 10:20 & m. 0.4 3 cht No, § U, P, freight No. 9, Sil5a. m. U. P, froight No. 7, 6:10 p. m.-—emigrant. UL . treicht No, 11 8:25 p. m. ARRIVING—FROM RAST AND SOUTH. o " 8t & P, 10:55 a. m, ARRIVING FRON THE WEST AND ROUTHWSY. 0. & R, V. from Lincoln—12:12 p. m. . P._Express—3:05 p. m. & M.in Neb., Through Express—4:15 p, m. B. & M. Lincoln Freight—8:35a m. U. P. Freight No. 10—1:40 p. m. 6— 4:25 p. m. Emigrant, 81060 p. m. No 121 aom, 0. & R. V. mixed, ar. 4:35 p. m. L] XoRril, Nebraska Division of tho 8. Paul & loux City Road, No. € leaves Omaha £:30 a, m. No. 4 leaves Omaha’1.30 p. m No. 1 arrives at Omaha at 5:30 p. m, No. 8 arrives at Omaha at 10:50 a. . DUMMY TRAINS KRWREN OMAHA AND OUNGIL BLUPYS, Teave Omaha at 8:00, 9:00 and 00 : 0 and 6:00 11:00 a. m.; . m. 25‘: 11:25 &, m.; m. s Omaha at O :00, 4:00 and 5:00 p. m. Leav :25 and 11:25 &, m.; 2:26, 4 and 5:25 p. m. Opening and Closing of Malls. ROUTR. CLORR. Chicago & N. W Chicago, R. 1. & Chicago, B. & Q. Wabash 12:80 Bioux Ci 11:00 Union Pacifi ©:00 Omaha & R, V 400 B. & M. in Ne 4 Omaha & Northwestern. 4:80 Local mails for State of Iowa leave bul cay, viz: 4:80a, m. A'Lincoln Mail is also opened at 10:30 a. m. Office open Sundays from 12 m, to 1 p. m, THOS. FHALL P. M. IVEAELA ‘Business Directory. Abstract ard Real Estate. JOHIN L. McCAGUE, opposite Post Office, W. R. BARTLETT 817 South 13th Strect. Architects. DUFRENE & MENDELSSOHN, ARCHITECTS, | § Room 14 Creignton Block, A.T. LARGE Jr., Room 2, Crcighton Block. Boots and Shoes, JAMES DEVINE & CO, Fine Boots and Shocs. A good assortment of home work on hand, corner 12th and Tlarney. THOS. ERICKSON, 8. E. cor. 16th and Douglas. JOHN FORTUNATUS, 605 10th strect, mannfactures to order good work &t fair prices, Repairing done. Bed Springs. Pawnbrokers,, 8 10th St bet. Far. & Har, Florist. A. Donaghtie, plants, cut flowers, soads, boquets ete, N. W, cor. 16th an | Douslas strects. Civil Engineers and Surveyors. ANDREW ROSEWATER, Cf Town Surveys, Gradoand 8 Block, Commission Merchants, JOUN @G, WIL LIS,1414 Dodgo Stre D B BEEMER, For soo large advertise: il and Tobacco. irors of Cigars, 08, 1305 Dot 714 10th str mannta ale Dealers in Tona NZEN manuiactarer Cornice Works. lco Works, M , Iron and Slate promptly ex Grockery. 1. 10 1500 Dougins stroet. Goor! line. Clothing and Furnishing Goods. GEO. I, PETERSON. ~Also Hats, Caps, Boots, Sh otions and Cutlory, 804 8, 10th street, Fence Works. OMAHA FENCE CO. GUST, FRIES & CO., 1213 Harney 8., Tmprove- od Tcé Boxes, Iron and Wood Fences, Office Railints, Counters of Pine and Walnut. Retrigerators, Canfleld's Patent. C. F. GOODMAN 11th St. bet. Farn. & Harney. Bhow Case Manufactory.| 0. J. WILDE, Manufacturer and Dealor in all kinds of Show Cascs, Upright Cases, & ., 1317 Cass St. FRANK L. GERHARD, proprietor Omaha Show Caso manufactory, 818 South 16th street, between Leavenworth and Marcy, All goods warranted first-class, Stoves ana Tinware. A. BURMESTER, Dealer In Stoves and Tinware, and Manufacturer of Tin Roofs and all kinds of Building Work, Odd Fellows' Block. J. BONNER, 1809 Douglns St. Good and Cheap. Seeds. J. EVANS, Wholesale and Rotail Soed Drills and Cultivators, Odd Fellows' Hall, Physiclans an1 Surgeons. W. 8. GIBBS, M. D., Room No 4, Creighton Block, 16th Street. P, §. LEISENRING, M. D. Masonic Block. C. L. HART, M. D., Eye and Ear, opp. postoffice DR. L. B. GRADDY, Oculist and Aurist. S. W 15th and Farnham St Photographers. GEO. HEYN, PROP, Grand Central Gallery, 212 Sixteenth Street. near Masonic Hall. First-ciass Work aud Prompt- ness guaranteer Plumbing, Gas and Steam Fitting. P. W. TARPY & CO.. 216 12th St., bet. Farnham and Douglas, Work promptly attended to. D. FITZPATRICK, 1409 Douglas Street. Painting and Paper Hanging. HENRY A. KOSTERS, 1412 Dodge Street. Shoe 8tores. Phillip Lang, 1320 Farnnam et., bet. 18th & 14th. Second Hand Store. AR, 1416 Douglas St., New and niture, House Furnishing Goods, bought and sold on narrow marvins. Saloons. HENRY KAUFMANN, In the new brick block on Douglad Stroct, has Just opened a most clegant Beex Hall. ‘Hot Lunch from 10 to 12 overy “Caledonia " J FALCON . 670 10th Street. Undertakers. 1012 Farnham bet. 10th & 11td. . PEM 803} Tenth street, between Fai J. F. LARRIMER Manufacturer, 1617 Dourlagst. { ham and . Does good and cheap work. Books, News and Statlonery. o B J. 1. FRUEHAUF 1015 Farnbam Streot. P. C. BACK ruham St.. Fancy Gooda Buttor and Eggs. MCSHANE & SCHROEDER, the oldest B, and E. house in Nebraska established 1876 Omaha. CENTRAL RESTAURANT, MRS, A. RYAN, southwest corner 16thand Dodgc, Best Board for the Moncy, Batisfaction Guaranteed. Meals at all Hours. Board by the Day, Week or Month. Good Terms for Cash, Furnished Rooms Supplied. Carriages and Road Wagons. ‘WM SNYDER, 14th and Harney Streeta. vewellers, JOHN BAUMER 1314 Farnham Street. Junk. Proposals for Sewer Pipe. Ov¥ick OF CITY CLERK, ] OuAlA, Neb , Sept. 8, 1881 § Scaled proposals will be received by the under- signed at his offi ? Septe 3 or part o followi pipe of the best qu Nvered at Om e 15 I 900 +ix by four inch Y for ho 170 six inch hand holes. Also 600 fect of 16 inich cast iron water pipe. ~ All bids to specify how soon delivery of material can be be- gun and completed part or in toto. The right to reject any orall bids or part of bids is hereby re- served J.J. L. C. JEW] THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: A POLITICAL ROMANCE. How a Poor Plow-Mnaker Beoame the President's Friond -The Hard Money Speoch that Changed Tom Nichol's Fortune. From the Denyver Tribu “T shall never forgot Thomas M, Nichols, HHis carcer has been as re markable as any man's I over heard of. When I first knew him he was dirty and ragged, Now he is a bank- or in Now York, and an_esteemed friend of President ( Hon. George A. C ex-gov- ernor of Kansag, made this remark whilo chatting ia his casy manver with two or three friends at the Windsor hotel yesterday affer- noon, His listeners looked interested, and s of them asked: “Who is Thomas M. Nichol, way?" Cov. Crawford smiled as he said: “He's a wonderful man, His history, so far as 1 know it, is one of the most intoresting political remances 1 ever I Tcan remember as plainly as though it were yesterday the first time I ever met him. It was one 1 any thought he would like it. e read tho book and _was highly ploase with it. When Nichol asked what he thought of it Garfield said: ‘A man who can write a book like that can | servo his country better than in gov crning a territory like New Moxico,” Garfiold showed ~ his appreciation the book and its author. He at on wrote a congratulatoay letter to W lace, and . friendship sprang up be tween them, Tt was duc Wallace was appointed o mission, ““Nichol is now not mor old. The no telli may do before he dies,” said Goy s he concluded Crawford, his story ———— | TOBAKO, | A SMAWL BOY'S KOMPOSICHIN, Tobako iz a demokratic vegitabloe, komposed uv smouk and cout, and iz yused a good eel buy irumats uv almshowses bed tha get thare, A good menny men hav maid for- chunes oph tobako, and a zood menny moar wood hav bin forchunit if tha hadent. Sum peeple meazures the prosperity evening in Seplember, 1873, on the kepot platform at Fort Scott, Ks. He had come over from Humboldt to exhibit a plow he had invented at a fair then being held. At that time 1 was manufacturing plows at my foun- dry. I had heard that morning that a man with a new style plow in town, and I had some curiosity to talk to him. So I went up to nim while he was at work taking his plow apart to ship‘it back to Humboldt. 1 asked him one or two questions, and from his sharp and rather brusque answers, but sensible and to the point, I soon discovered that he knew all about his own plow, at any rate. Well, we got to talking, dnd 1 liked him 8o well that it ended in my beginning the manufacture of hisplow. At his own proposition he went to work in the foundry with the other workmen. We soon discovered that, although the new plow wasa good one, it was too expensive for the farmers 80 we stopped making them. We had uv the kountry buy the inkrces i the tobuko krop. If it wuzent fur the tacks on to- bako the guverment wood hav tu find some other way uy urning muney and the people sum other way uv spend- ing it. Wen o man sez he smoaker it iz abonght az definit say enything iz the size uv a do Wen a man sez the only vise hehaz 1z the yuse uv tobako he g 1 praktises that sow mutch that h got tyme fur the others. Wen I heer a speeker say, “Wy, even hogs won't chu tobako,” T kno he ain’t scone az menny chuers az 1 hav., The yuse uv tobako iz lookt upon az a virchu buy awl hoo r in the grasp uv the vise. Wen a man sez he hes chued ever since he wuz a boy and it never dun him kno harm, it maix me glad tuc him sow well satisfyde wit himself. Wen a boy begins tu smoke he a number on hand, and Nichol went to Racine, Wis., to see if he could not sell them to T. C. Henry, who was something of a gram king in that re- gion. While there he made arrange- ments with Case & Co., to mannfac- ture his plows. It was about the time of the greenback excitement. Sam Carey spoke there one night, and his speech so excited the hard money ire of Nichol that he went to the republi- can committee and asked if it would not hire a hall and let him answer Carey. The committee man looked him over and laughed at him, What could a rough looking fellow like him have to on had money that would convince anybody ? Then Nichol got mad. He was bound to answer the speech, and said af the committee wouldn’t hire a hall he would do it _himself, and he did. He advertised that the Plow Boy of Kan- sas would speak, and he filled the hall. His speech created a sensation at once. The republican committee that had laughed at him now smiled sweet- ly on him, and offered him a good deal of money to canvass the state and help elect Smith governor. Nichol dropped his plow and took to stump speaking. He jumped into popu ty at once. His speeches were ori al and forcible, and it was to h that Smith owed his election, Having established quite a repu- tion as a hard money advocate, Nichol went into Illinois and helped along thy paign there, and then dropped into Ohio, where he made warn friends of Garfield and Sher- man. It was not long after that that he established the ‘Honest Money league,” and had his office at Chicago. He wrote a good many pamphlets, which were largely used in the differ- ent campaigns, and which brought 8ep3-10t City Clerk. H. BERTHOLD, Rags and Metal, Lumber, Lime and Cement. FOSTER & GRAY corner 6th and Douglas Sta. Lainps and Glassware, J. BONNER 1300 Douglas St. Good Varlety. Merchant Tallors. G. A. LINDQUEST, One of our most popular Merchant Tailors Is re- ceiving the latest dua!gnu for Spring and Summer Goods for gentlemon's wear. - Stylish, durable, and prices low as ever 216 13th bet. Doug.& Farn. Millinery. MRS. . A. RINGER, Wholesale and Retal, Fan- oy Goods In groat varlets, Zepiyr, Card Boards, Hosiery, Gloves, Corsets, c. _Cheapest Houso i the West. Purchascrs save 30 per cent, Order by Mail. ' 116 Fifteenth Street. roundry. JOHN WEARNE & BONS, cor. 14th & Jackson sts. Flour and Feed, OMAHA CITY MILLS, 8th and Farnham 8ts., Welshans Bros., proprietors. QUrocers. Z. STEVENS, 21st between Cuming and Izar T. A. MoSHANE, Corn. 23d and Cuming Streots. Hardwaie, Iron and Steel. ILAN & LANGWORTHY, Wholesale, 110 and 112 L6th street A HOLMES corner 16th and Catifornia Harness, 8aadles, &c. B. WEIST 20 18th 8t. bet Farn- & Harney, Hotels. ANFIELD HOUSE, Ge), Canfleld, 0th & Farnham DORAN HOUSE, P, H. Cary, 018 Farnham St. SLAVEN'S HO' F. Slaven, 10th St, Southern Hotel . Homel, 0th & Leatenworth Iron Feneing, The Western Cornice Works, Agents for the Tron F , have'on all kinds P restings, Fineals, Railings, 1810 Dodge stri apld ote, Clothing Bought, © SHAW will pn&lllghmt Cash price for second hand clothing, - Corner 10th and Farnham, Dentists, DR. PAUL, Williams' Plock, Cor, 16th & Dodge, Drugs, Paints and Olls, KUHN & CO, Phanuacists, Fine ¥uno Goods, Cor, 16th and Dougise strects, W.J. WHITEHOU! E, Wholesale & Retall, 16th st, ©. C. FIELD, 2022 North Side Cuming Street, M. PARR, Druggist, 10th and Howard Streets. Dry Goods Notions, Ete, JOHN H. F. LEMMANN & CO., Neow York Dry Goods S:ore, 1810 and 1312 Farn- ham strect. L. C. Enewold also boots and shoos 7th & Pacific, Furulture. A F. GROSS, New and 3econd Hand Furniture nd Stoves, 1114 Douxiss. Highest cash price ald for second hano ¥ogos, J. BONNER 1300 Dougis st. Fine goods, &c, Planing Mill, A. MOYER, manufacturer of sash, doors, blinds, “oldings, newels, balusters, hand rails, furnishiug smwing, &e., cor, Dodge aad 9th strocte. Cornell College. The Classiical, Philosophical, Scientificand Civ- 11 Engincering Courscs compare favorably with the best colleges in the country. Special advantages arogiven in the Preparato- ry and Normal Departments, and in the Consery- atory of Music. Twenty Professors and Teachers, Superior Buildings, Museum, Laboratory an | Apparatus, xpenses Low. Fall term opens Sept. 16, For catalogues or other information, address Prus, WM, F. KING,'D, D., v 12-d&wam Mt. Vernon, Iows. Notice to Sewer Contractors. Sealed proposals will be received by the undersigned until 12 o'clock noon, of the 20th day of September, for the material and construction of a sewer from 8 to 8% feet in diameter 3 rings thick, and about 1200 feet long, on Jones street from a point near the east side of 13th street at the terminus of the 8 footsewer as constructed, east to o point about 40 feet east of the east side of Oth street. Bids to be based specifications on file in the city engineer’s office and to be separate and specific upon the following points of detail.| Rate per livear foot for material and brick work complete in wall of sewer in- clusive of excavation and back filling. Rate per eubic yard for concrete work complete, inclusive of material in the same, Rate per linear foot for sheeting, inclu- sive of driving and extracting, Rate per linear foot of piling furnished and driven, Rate per linear foot of pipe laid for shoots or other purposes. Rate per vertical foot for complete con- struction inclusive of material of catch bains aud man holes, Rate per each sewer and pipe connec- tion, Rate per cubic yard for all embankment or ather grading necessary outsideof exca- vation and refilling belonging to the con- struction of sewer under first head, Work to be begun on or before October and prosecuted as per provision ications filed, ids must be accompanied by good and ent bonds in the sum of $10,000 as surety that the contract, if awarded, will be entered into in good faith by the bid- der. ‘The bonds to be read previous 30 consideration of bid, and unless found to bea good and Lona-fide_bond the bid to be rejected. J.J, L C, JEWETT, septs-12¢ City Clerk WISE'S Axle Grease NEVER GUMS! Used on Wagons, llu{mls, Reapers, Threshers and Mill Machin I8 INVALUABLE 10 PARM XR8 AND TrAMATRRS, It cures Scratches and all kinds of soreo on Horseo and Stock, as well s on " OLARK & WISE, Manuf's, 386 lllinols Street, Chicago. &4 SEND FOR PRICES. Je 24-6m-be ”Dexter L. Thomas, ATTORNEY - AT - LAW, him into close relations with the prominent men of the country, esye- cially Garfield, Blaine and Sherman. He was as poor as a Bohemian all this rime. He never had any mrney. When the Chicago convention con- vened Nichol was on the ground as the confidential friend of John Sher- mai., He worked hardjfor his man, and did some really clever outside work; but when he found Sherman could not make it, he was heart and soul for Garfield. ~ After the election Nichol was made an Indian commis- sioner. But his health was so bad that he resigned the office and went to New York We now come to how he became a.banker, Upon arriving in New York he made the acquaint- ance of Mr. Hatch, of the large dr goods firm of Lord & Taylor. ~ Hatch was quite infatuated with him. Nichol’s lite was a romance to him, and he had so much faith in his new friend’s ability that he proposed the alliance 1n the banking business— Nichol to put his knowledge of hard cash, so to speak against Mr, Hatch's capital. That was some time ago. Now one of the biggest banking houses in New York is Nichol, Hatch & Co. Tcan hardly think he is the same man wWhom T met on the depot platform seven years ago, LEW WALLACE AND GARFIELD, ‘‘You would think it a little strange to hear that if it had not been for Nichol, Gov. Lew Wallace, of New Mexico, would not have been ap- pointed minister to Turkey, would you not?” and Gov. Crawford looked inquiringly into the interested faces of his listeners. One of the group remarked that nothing that Nichol could do would surprise him after what he had heard, Tie genial story teller smiled and continued: “Yes, Low Wallace owes his appointmeat undoubtedly to Nichol. 1t all came about through Gorfield's love of books, and his ap- reciation of literature that pleased iim. As T said before, Nichol and Garfield are great friend; Whenever he was in Washington hol used to stay at Garfield’s, house, One morn- ing my friend came down to break- fast, and, after drinking his coflee, turned to Garfield and said: ‘‘ ‘By the way, what do you think of that new book by Lew Wallace?' *‘Gartield looked up in some sur- prise and asked: ‘What book has Lew Wallace written? ““ ‘Ben Pur,’ replied Nichol, and he went on enthusiastically to tell how much he had liked the book and ear- nestly recommended Garfield to read it, The latter remarked tnat he had 80 little reading time that he was careful to select nothing but litcra- thinx it waix him a man, lyko sum men hoo swares thinx it maix them a Genral Jaxon. Whenever I heer a doktor say the vuse uv tobako iz knot injurius tu the health T kno wun uv tu things —he yuse it hizzelf or he aint got much praktis. Sum men smoax without harm buy swallowing the smoak without spit- ting; others buy spitting without swallowing the smoak, Tt iz a pour Tool wot won't spit both wazo. Sun doktors orders thare pachence to smoak tu kwiet thare nerves; butt if tha wood only find out wot kawses thare nerves tu bekum unkwiet and remoov it it would be more censible. Iknoa feller wot spends H sense fur tobako and 12 sense fur Lis din- ner evry day, hoo sez he got sic when he diskovered a smawl peace uv read hare inn hiz hash the other day Hiz stummic haz bekum gow purifyde and sensitiv buy the kontinude yoose uv the weed that he couldn’t go the read hare, Kannibals won’t eet a man wot haz yoosed tobako—a hint for mishona- ries. Bill Joans’ father sez it is knot polyte tu yoose yoor nife tu eet fried potatoes with butt I scene him yoose hiz nife to kut a hunk off pop’s plug and eetiit. It iz a kool day wen Bill Joans' daddy’s nife won't kut both s Sum men sez it aulwaiz maix them feel iniserabel if tha don't smoak after a meel, and then asks if anybody haz eny objeckshins tu thare indulgin then, and konsiders themselves mag- nanimusly polyte bekaws tha giv the others a chance to objekt after telling | them their objekshin wood maik them miserabel. Wen a feller asks his Sunday gurl if she objekts tu tobako smoak and she sez kno she lykes tusmellit, I aulwaze think she haz katar in hur THURSDAY | in total abstinence, and so 4th, Tt iz| hard tu fit another man with yoor peqliaritics: the same taylor ought tu maik both © Gy Gaw Bridal Pair in Pants Ricisonn, Ind., mber 8, | The northern part of this county and the southern part of Randolph, 18 ina | fe heat of excitement over the elopement of a protty school girl of | thirteen, with her father's hired hand, fand the purauit and capture of the young Juliet. Her name is Hartley, | and she is the daughter of a well fixed | | farmoer, who owns a farm on the other | side of the county line. The two had been making love on the sly for a long time and at last determined to run away land get married, and roturn home and ask forgiveness and a corner off | the old homestead place. Sho was Jarge and well developed for one of | her age, and aftor chopping oft her long silken tresses and putting on her brother’s Sunday pants and cut-away, she made a good-looking boy, Her best dress and summer hat were pack- ed in_a carpet-sack, and an hour be- fore daylight the rural Romeo drove up under tho window with the family chaise, and sho was soon stowed away in it with her carpet-sack. They drove rapidly over to Harrisville, a way _station on the C. C. C. & I road, and were standing on the platform, waiting for the morning accommodation to come along, and bear them away, when a freight tram drew up and the old gen- tleman jumped off and began mauling the young tellow with his fists. He stood it for a mmute and seeing that his pienic was over he braced himself and gave his employer a good thrash- ing. The old man had not dotected his daughter in the round-shouldered, fair-skinned boy that stood by and witnessed the engagement, and she might still have eluded him if sho had tried; but when he began to ery for his child, and upbraided the fellow for having taken her from him, she ran to him and asked to be taken home. When they got on the cars he drove all the passengors out and made her change her apparel. He went home swearing that if that fellow ever came around his premises again he would shoot him. Incrodible. A. Seratch, Ruthven, Ont., writes: “I have the greatest confidence In your Bunnock Brooh Birteus. In one case with which Tam _personally _acquainted their success was almost_incredible, One told me that halfa bottle did her zood than hundreds of dollars’ worth of medicine she had _proyiously ‘aken.” Price $1.00, trial size 10 cents, 12eodlw Bucklin’s Arnicn Salve. The best salve inthe world for euts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, r sores, tetter, chapped hands, chillblains, corns and all kinds of skin eruptions. This salve is guar- anteed to give perfect satisfaction in every case or money refunded. Price, 25¢ per box. For sale by Isit & MoManoN, Omaha, To Nervous Sufterers THE QREAT EU?C;?EAN REMEDY. Dr. J. B. Simpson's Specific DA ID O X INCE. positive cure for Spermatoi rhea, Semina a3, Impotancy, and all discasos rosulting {-Al nxioty, Losa: and diseases Ttlsa Weokne: 5 ‘ "Write for the rice, Spocific, 81,00 per packago, or six pack- agoa for §6.00, Address all orders to D. SIMSON MEDICINE CG, Now. 104 ani 106 Main St. Buffalo, N. 8ol in Owaha Uy C. K. Goodman, rug W. Bell, 3. K Ish, sud all druggisteeverywhere. » 98.d8wly, Pamy 59, phlets and got ful noze or hur bump uv language is krooked. The kronic yoose ut tobako to pre- verts a man's ideas uv liberty uv ackshun, espechally on a krowded promenaid. Smoaking on streat-kars iz aloud on the frunt platform in summer and the back platform in winter, Wot maix me mad iz to okupy the frunt seet inn a summer kar wear the kool breaze bloughs on yoor fase, and hav tu change it bekawse the driver Yyooses yoor fase and shirt-boozam tu gl‘flkfil on with hiz perpetchooal to- ako atomizer, It iz a bad thing fur a man wot smoax tu tell hiz boy it iz a bad habit tu smoak, bekaws just azsuune azhe begins tu lurn that hiz father doz wot iz knot rite he loozes kontrol over him., 1 nevver smoakt butt wun seagar and dident finish that; it finisht me furst, . : The modern pedagog teeches yung ideas how tu cha-root, Tobaka rezembels watermellins —it kan be plugged. Pop sez if tobako wuz knot good tu choo, God wood knot purmit 1t tu gro; but wen Bill Joaus throed a stone and hit Lim on the hed, pop kuw]/t Bill and spankt him by another rool. Kemists haz anylized toboko and sez it kontanes nootriment, But that iz a deer way tu obtane it; tu 10 scent plugs kontanes 1 sonse wurth uy nootriment, wich iz wurse than bakers' bred. The Innjin tawt the wy'e man‘too yoose tobako, and the wyte man re- taliated by showing the Innjin how tu drink whisky. Az yoosual, the wyte man iz ahed. When Cir Waulter Rawley furst kum back tu Ingland and, smoakt a seagar, evrybody thawt it waz the lektrick lite, and Kween Vietory baut up awl the stoc she kood get, and then askt Parleyment turaize hur wajes tu meat hur eckstraordinary eckspences, Wen Waulter chuckt awa the butt thare waz a skrambel. Sum people choose fine kut tobako with thare noze, Tobako prezerves poor teath lyke vinigar doz kukumbers, Kolord meershams iz wurth moar than wyte wuns; but it is different with kolored men, Most everybody tryes tu meazure other people” by his ideas uy things; that iz the reezun thare iz 80 menny relijohns and so fu fits. A minister wot smoax don't think it iz eny harm ture of the highest order, but that he would read ‘Ben Hur' if Nichol to indulj that habit; wun wot taix hiz gluss uv wine for dinner don't beleave Geo. P. Bemis ReaL EsTATE Acency, 16th and Dodge Sts., Omaha, Neb. This agoncy does STRIOTLY® brokorage business. Does not speculate, and_thereforo sny basgaina on its books are insured to its patrons, instesd of being vobbled up by the avent AGENTS8 WANTED FOR FAsTAST SRLLING BOOKS OF TN AR ! Foundations of Success BUSINESS AND SOCIAL FORMS, The laws of trade, legal forms, how to trans- EPTEMBER 15, 1881, Nl T = = WM. ROGERS’ Manufacturing Company MAKERS OF THE: Binost Sivor Plated Spoons and Forks, l/ The ouly andf original tional plate that firm of B is giving for in- Rogers DBros. 1 3 stance a single All our Spoons, plated Spoon o Forks and Knives plated triplethicknessof with the greatest plate _only | on of care. Each the . sectio”s lot being hung O where on a scale while expo d being plated, to to wear, thereby insure a full de- making a single posit of silver on plated Spoon them, wear as long as We would call a triple plated especial atten- tion to our see- ki Orient. AllOrders In thejWest should bo Addreased 10 OUR AGENCY, A. B. HUBERMANN, Wholesale dJeweler, OMAHA, - - - - . NEB STRANGERS VISITING OMAHA —DURING THE— STATHE FATR Will Find it to their Advantage to Purchase their DRY GOODS | — AT TELE— BOSTON STORE 614-616 TENTH STREET. ! Ladies’ Beaver Dolmans §6 00 upwards; Lanies’ Beaver Oloaks, %5 00 upwards; Ladics' Wool Shawls, $100 upwards; Ladies Ulsters, $3 50 upwards, 1 Lot Black Oaghmeres, all wool, 40 inches wide, 50, 65, 75, 8¢ and 95 cents, Extraordinary Value, 1 Lot Enghsh Cashmeres, all Shados, reduced to 87 1-3 cents. 4 Cages-Canton Flannels, 8 1-3, 10 and 12 1-3 cents. 4 Bales 4-4 Sheetings, 71-3 cents per yard, by the piece. 1 Case Prints, now styles, 5 cents. 6 Cases Bed Comforts and Blankets at Bottom Prices, Cheviots, Ginghams, Ticks, Denims, Table Linens, Towels, Bed Spreads, &e., at Popular Prices. Ladies’, Misses’, Boys' and Childrens’ Shoes 20 per cent lower than any Shoe Store in Omaha. SPECIAL.—1 Lot Splendid Shirting Flanuels, 22} cents per yard, worth 35 cents. P. G. IMLAH, Manager, Leader of Popular Prices. A. 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