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THE OMAHA FRIDAY THE DAILY BEE. OMAHA PUBLISHING 0O., PROPRIETORS. at and Bonnet Bleachers, Ladies get yous Straw, Chip and Felt Hats done up at northieast corner Seventeenth and Capitol Avenue. WM. DOVE, Proprictor. 916 Farnham, bet. Gth and (Oth Streets. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Copy 1 year, in advance (postpaid)., months W i months " " Hotel CANFIELD HOUSE, Geo, DORAN HOUSE, P. k& SLAVEN'S HOTEL, F. Southern Hote anfield,oth & Farnham Cary, 013 Farnham St, ven, 10th Stroet. jamel, 9t & Leavenworth, RAILWAY TIME TABLE. LEAVING OMAHA RAST OR SOUTH BOUND, —8:40 p. m. C,B.&Q.5a m C.&N. W, 0a. m. C, R1 &P, 6. m.—8: 0, K. C. 3.k C.B., S8 m—8:40 p. m. Arrive st St. Louls at 6:25 a. . and 7:46 a. m. WRST OR BOUTIWESTS. Express, 8:36 8. m, ugh ht.—7:00 p. 1. ess, 12:16 p. m, for Lincoln, 10:20 a. m, 0 & R. V. for Osceola, freight No. 5, . freight No. 9, 8:15 . m. P. freight No. 7, 6:10 p. m.—emigrant. J. P. freivht No. 11" §:25 v. m. ARRIVIXG—FROM EAST AND SOUTHL, 45 p. m. . & P,y 10:65 a. m.—4:25 p. m, ARRIVING FROM TITR WEST AND SOUTHWEST, . & K. V. from Lincoln—12:12 p. m. 0. U. P. Ex 95 p. m, B&M hrough Express—4:15 p. m . & ncolt Freight—8:35 n. ht No. 10—1:40 p. m. p.m. Emigrant, No. §—10:50 p. m, No. 121 A 0. &R Nebraska Division of the Road. No. 2 leaves Omhha 8 2, m, No. 4 leaves Omaha No. 1 arrives at On No. 3 arrives at Oma : DUMMY TRAINS BETWREN OMAMA AND COUNCIL BLUPPS. Leave Omaha at § 140, 200, 8100, Paul & Sioux City 1 h 25 and 6:25 p. m. 1y leaves Omaha at 9:00 :00 and 5:00 p. m, Leaves and 11:25 a, m.; 2:25, 4:25 and 11:00 a. m.; Council Blufls 4 and 5:25 p. m, Opening and Closing of Malls, ROUTR. oPEX, CLOSE, & m. p. m. a.m. p.m Chicago & N, W.. 1.00 2:40 Chicago, R. 1. & Pacific.11:00 2:40 Chicago, B, & Q 1:00 2:40 Wabash ... .. 2:40 th 7:30 for State of Towa leave but once a. Local mails day, viz: 4:30, A Lincoln Mail is also opened at 10:80 a. m. Office open Sundays from 12 m. to 1 p. m. THOS. F. HALL P.M. OMI AEXLA Business Directory. Art Emporium. J. U, ROSE’S Art Emporlum, 1516 Dodge Street, Steel Engravings, Oil Paintings, Chromos, Fancy Franies, Framing o Specialty. 'Low Prices, J. BONNER 1309 Doulas Street. Good Styles. Abstract ard Real E: JOHN L. McCAGUE, opposite Post Office. W. R. BARTLETT 317 South 18th Strect. Architects. DUFRENE & MENDELSSOHN, ARCHITECTS, Room 14, Creighton Block. A.T. LARGE Jr., Room 2, Creighton Block. Boots and Shoes. JAMES DeVINE & CO., Fine Boots and Shocs. A dssorment of home work on hand, corner 12th and Harney. THOS. ERICKSON, S E. cor. 16th and Douglas. JOHN FORTUNATUS, 605 10th strect, manufactures to order good work at fair prices, Repairing done, Bed Springs. J.F. LARRIMER Manufacturer, Visschers' BI'k. il o el NP 50 . , Books, News and BStationery, ¥J.f. FRUEHAUF 1016 Farnham Stroet, Butter and Eggs. MCSHANE & SCHRGEDER, the oldest B, and E. house in Nebraska established 1875 Omaha. CENTRAL RESTAURANT, MRS. A. RYAN, southwest corner 16thand Dodge. ~. Best Board for the Moncy, Batisfaction Guaranteed. eals at all Hours. Board by the Day, Weck or Month, Good Terms for Cash. \. Furnished Rooms Supplicd. arriages and oad Wagons. WM. SNYDER, No. 151b 14th and Harney Strects] Cjvil Englneers and Surveyors. ANDRRY ROSEWATER, Creighton Block, P ol rade and Sewerage Systems & Specialty.t % Commission Merchants. JOHN\G- WL LIS, 1414 Dodge Strect. D B BEEMER. :For details scc large advertise- ment in Daify and Weekly, Cigars and Tobacco. s ITSCBER, manufacturers of Cigars, T & e Dealers In Tobaccos, 1805 Dougins. WV ORENZEN manutacturer 514 10th stree (Gornice W i Works, Manulacturers Tron Western Corpif TS Roofiin. Orders 2 ' in the best dge Street. any loeality"; ly @ manncr, merymm" Y 0 Caps, etc., Galvanized Tron Cormices, m:—vhl oy A red put uj B A, 410 Thirteeuth sroct. o ery. 3. BONNER 1300 DougiaBstrvet. Good line, Rkt St b S ] Clothing and Furn&lh’_ll::om..m . H. PETERSON. Also" Hets, Caps, Boots, m,‘snum.u and Cutlery, £04 5. 10th sreet. i Ekdosinde, sl Lt 53 0 2 Clothing Bought: L, SHAW will highest CasB St dotbing. " Corvér 10th aid 'fo second Dertista, v £aviL, Williams' Flock, Gor, 16th & Dodge. Dfl‘hk U';;rn.m Ol "N oo v 16th and oods, cor, Pharmacists, Fine ® W.J. WHITPHOUS... ¥ ~ ale & Retall, 16th st. ©. ¢, FIELD, 2022 N «th Bide Cuming Street. M. PARR, Druggist, 10th and | Dry Good Notions, Ete. JOHN I, F. L LiMANN & €O, New York Dry Goods S:ore, 1810 ham strcet, L. C. Enewold also boots and shoes, mkhdc, —_— T & Furuiure. A F. GROSS, New and Second Hand and Stoves, 1114 Dougiss. - Highest paid for second hana gooos. ture price J. BONNER 1300 Dougias st. Fine goods, &c. Fence Works, OMAHA FENCE CO. GUST, FRIES & 0., 1213 Hamey §t., Improve- ¢d Ico Boxes, Tron' and Wood Fences, Office Kailings, Couniters of Pine and Walnut. Florist. A. Donaghue, ldm.u, cut flowers, seeds, boquets etc. N. W. cor. 16th and Douglas stroets. Foundry. JOHNWEARNE & SONS, cor. 14th & Jackson sts Flour and Feed. GHAHA CITY MILLS, Sth and Faruham Sts., Welshaus Bros., roprietors. Grocers. Z STEVENS, 21st between Cuming snd Izapd, T. A. McSHANE, Comn. 23d aud Cuming Streets. s St Hatters. W. L. PARROTTE & CO., 1306 Douglas Street, Wholssle Exclusively, - Hardwaie, Iron and Steel. DOLAN & LANGWORTHY, Wholesale, 110 and 15th street. A. HOLMES corner 16th and Califoruls. Harness, Baddles, &c. . B. WEIST 2018th St., bet Faro- & Haroey. ron Fenci The Western Cornice Worl Champion Tron Fence &c., ha of Fancy Iron Fenc ete. 1810 Dodge str Inteliigence Office. MRS, LIZZIE DENT 217 16th Street. Agenta for the ‘on hand all kinds restings, Fineals, Railing apld vewellers. JOHN BAUMER 1814 Farnham Strect, Junk. M. BERTHOLD, Rags and Metal. Lumber, Lime and Cement. FOSTER & GRAY corner 6th and Douglas Sta, ware. 0od Variety. G. A. LINDQUEST, One of our most popular Merchant Tailors is re. ceiving the latest designs for Spring and Summer Goods for gentlemen's wear. - Stylish, durable, and vrices low as ever 215 15th bet. Doug. & Farn, Millinery. MRS. C, A, RINGER, Wholesalo and Retail, Fan- <y Goods in great variety, Zophyrs, Card_Boards, THosiery, Gloves, Corsets, &, Cheapest House in the West, Purchasers save 30 per cent. Order by Mail. 115 Fifteenth Physicians ai W. § GIBBS, M. D,, Block, 15th Street. Surgeons. oom No. 4, Creighton Eye and Ear, opp. postoffice DR. L. B. GRADDY, Oculist and Aurist, S. W 16th and’ Farnham Sta, Photographers. GE Grand Central Sixteenth Street, st-class Work aud Prompt- near Masonic Hall, ness guaranteen. Plumbing, Gas and Steam Fitting. P. W. TARPY & st., bet. Farnham and Douglas. y attended to, D. FITZPATRICK, 1409 Douglas Street. Painting and Paper Hanging. HENRY A. KOSTERS, 1412 Dodge Strect. Planing Mill. manufacturer of sash, doors, blinds, alusters, hand rails, furnishing &, cor, Dodge and 9th'streets, Pawnbrokers. J. ROSENFELD, 822 10th St., bet. Far. & Har, Retrigerators, Canfield's Patent. C. F. GOODMAN 11th St. bet. Farn. & Harney. 8how Case Manufactory, 0. J. WILDE, Manufacturer and Dealer' 1n all kinds of Show Cases, Upright Cases, & ., 1317 Case St. FRANK L. GERHAKD, proprictor Omnaha Show Case manufactory, 818 South 16th street, between Leavenworth and Marcy. All goods warranted first-class. Stoves ana lInware. A. BURMESTER, Dealer in Stoves and Tinware, and Manufacturer of Tin Roofs and all kinds of Building Work, 0dd Fellows' Block. . J. BONNER, 1809 Douglas 8t. - Good and Cheap. Seeds. J. EVANS, Wholesale and Retail Seed Drills and Cultivators, 0dd Fellows® Hall, 8hoe Stores. Phillip Lang, 1320 Farnham et., bet. 13th & 14th. Second Hand Store. PERKINS & LEAR, 1416 Douglas St., New and Second Hand Furniture, House 3 &c., bought and sold on narrow_mareine. 8aloons. HENRY KAUFMANN, In the new brick block on Douglas Stroct, has Just opened a most elegant, Beea Hall, ‘Hot Lunch from 10 to 12 every day. FLANNERY, On Farnham, next to the B. &' M. headquarters, haa re-opened a neat and complete_establishient which, barring FIRE. and Mother Shipton’s Proph- ccy, will be opened 1or the boys with Hot Lunch on and after present date. “ Caledonia " J. FALCONER, 679 16th Street. Undertakers. CHAS. RIEWE, 1013 Farnham bet. 10th & 11td. P. PEMNER, 803] hani and Harnéy. Tenth street, between Farn- s good and cheap work. 99 Uont Stores, HENRY POHLMAN, tovs, notions, jewelry, &c., 618 14th bet. Farnham and P. 0. BACKUS, 1205 Fi pictures ouglas nham 8t., Fancy Goods LEGAL NOTICE, In the district court, Douglas County. To Samucl C, Davis, Carol Davis, " Elizabeth B. ¢ heirs or devikes of Henry T T 1 whose real names are uii- known, non endants. Youare hercby notified that John T. Davis, Plaintiff and present owner of the fand hercinaft er described, did on the 17th day of June, A. D, 1881, file his petition in the district court in and for Douglas county, Neb., against you as defen- dants sctting forth that on the 1 - ary A. D. 1800, the said F and Elizabeth B., his wife, exeeuted and deliver” ed to the said Samuel C, Davis a deed of lands situated in said county in which a portion of the lands intended to be conveyed was by o clerical crror erroncously described as the north § instead of the west } of the southwest § of_see. No. 1, in township No. 14 north of range No. 11 cast ‘nc- cording to the true intent of the partics thercto, h deod is duly recorded in the office of the county of Douglas iu book M of decds e strued as conveying the west § of the southwest quarter of said section No. one, and that the title thereto be adjudyed ta be in said plaintiff or in those lawfully claiming under him the as i said error had not ben made and that you and each of you be forever excluded from any inter. estin said land on account of said crror and for suc to further”relief as may be fust and right in the premises. And your are and cach of you is hereby notified to appéar and answer said etition on”or before the 1st day of August, A ., 1881, JOHN T, DAVIS, Plaintifr; -5t Dated June 23, 1881, W, iLLeR hiy Attorney: NOTICE, J. M. Stanton (full name unknown) Har- riet Henn and Mary Shillock, non-resident defendants will take notice' that Milton endrix, . of the county of Douglas las, in the State of Nebraska, did on the 7th day of May, 1881, file hx petition in the Distriet Court of the Sta® of Nebras- E’ within and for the said county of Doug- , against the said J, M. Stanton, Har- ¢ Henn and Mary Shillock, impleaded th George Mills,” Maggio McCorm dah 8. MoCormiol, Maithew T Dat d John N, Patrick defendants, settin h that by virtue of a deed issucd by the treasurer of said county, he has an abso- lute title to the southeast quarter of the northwest quarter of the southeast quarter of section nine, (9) township fifteen (15), range thirteen (13) e, in said Douglas coun. 8 that you and each of said defendants claim to have some interest in said land, and praying that he may be adjudged to have an indefeasille title to said premises; but that if his title should be hvln{ invalid, he may be decreed to have a lien on sai land, that it may be sold to satisfy the same, and that you and each of you be for- ever bedebarred from setting up or asserting any right or claim thereto, nd the said J. M, Stanton, Harriet Henn and Mary Bhillock are heéreby netified that they are required to appear and answer said “peti- tion on or before the first day of August, 1g81, MILTON HENDRIX, By Crargsoy & HuxT, his attorneys, Dated Omaha, June 23, 1881, wldtd J. R. Mackey, DENTIST, Corner 16th and Douglas 8te, Omaba, Neb. Prices Reasonabl - . A, W, NASON, Dentist. NASBY ABROAD. Mr. Locke's Voyage Across the Atlantic. Toledo Blade We had on board, as a matter ot course, the betting young man from Chicago. No steamer ever sailed that did not have this young fellow aboard and there is enough of them to last the Atlantic for a great many years He knew everything that everybody thinks they know, but do not, and bis delight was to propound a query, and then, when you had answered it, to very coolly and exasperatingly re- mark, “Bet yer wrong.' The matter would be so simple, and one of so common repute, that im- mediately you accepted the wager, only to find that in some minute par- ticular you were wrong, and that the knowing youth had won, For instance: 3 ompson, do you know how many states there are in the union {” Now, any citizen of the United States who votes, and is eligible to the presidency, ought to know how many states there are in his beloved coun- try without thinking, but how many can say, ofthand? And so poor, Thompson answered : “What a question ! know.” ‘* Bet yer bottle ye don't.” “ Done,” ** There are—" And then Thompson would find himself figuring the very important problem as to whether Colorado had been admitted, and Nevada and Ore- gon, and he would decide that one had and the other hadn’t, and finally stato the number, with great certainty that it was wrong. The Chicago man's crowning bet oc- curred the last day out. The smoking- room was tolerably full, as were the occupants, and everybody was bored, as everybody is on the last day., Tho Chicago man had been silent for an hour, when suddenly he broke out : ““Gentlemen—"" ““Oh, no more bets,” was the excla- mation of the entife party. *Give us a_rest.” “I don’t wantto bet, but I can show you something curious,” “Well 27 ‘I say it and mean it. I can drink aglass of water without it's goine down my throat.” L Am{gel it into your stomach !" ‘¢ Certainly.” There was a silence of considerable more than a minute. Every man in the room had been victimized by this gatherer of trifles, and there was a general disposition to get the better of him in some way if possible. Here was the opportunity. How could a man get a glass of water into his sto- mach without it going down his throat? Impossible! And so the usual bottle of wine was wagered, and the Chicago man proceeded to accomplish the sup- posed impossible feat., It was very easily done. All he did was to stand upon his head on the seat that runs around the room and swallows a glass of water. It went to his stomach, but it did not go down his throat. It went up his throat. And so his last tri- umph was greater than all his previous ones, for every man in the room had been eager to accept his wager, From that time out had he offered to wager that he would swallow his own head he would have rot no takers THE YOUNG MAN FROM OSHKOSH. Among the passengers was a youn, man_from Oshkosh, Wis., named Tribbetts, He was an excellent young man of his kind, and he very soon ac- quired the reputation, which he de- served, of being the best poker player on the ship. He was uncasy till a game was organized in the morning, and he growled ferociously when the lichts were turned down at 12 at night. He was impatient with slow players, because, as he said, all the time they wasted was so much loss to him, He could drink more Scotch whisky than any one on the ship, and he was the pet of the entire: crew, for his hand was always in his pocket. He ruined the rest of the passengers by his reck- less liberality, His father was a rich Wisconsin farmer and this was his first experience in travel, What time hecould spare from poker bottle of wine you're Of course T DAILY BEE: are having which they do to as certain the speed the ship is making. Mr. Inman, the owner of this ship, is a very wealthy man, and he has every- thing of the best. He vessel with nothing but black-walnut logs to heave, while the others use pine or poplar. Capt. Leitch is a very humane man, and;never uses profane language to this crew. On the other ships the men who go aloft are compelled to climb tarred-rope ladders, but Capt Leitch has passenger-elevators rigged to the masts; such as you saw in the Palmer House in Chicago, which they sit’ comfortably, and arc hoisted up by a steam-engine. “‘Great heavens. You arc not sure- ly going to send that?” “‘Why not! What is an old lady in silver spectacles ona farm thirty miles from any water more than a well go ing to know about a steamer’ 1 must write her something, for she persuad- ed the old gentleman to let me take the trip. Tain't ungrateful, 1 ain't. T'll give her one good letter, anyhow. Why, by the way you talk 1 should suppose you never had a mother, and if you had, that you didn’t know how to treat her. T hate a man who don't love his mother and isn't willing to sacrifice himself for her. All T can do for her now is to write to her, and write such letters as will intcrest her, and the dear old girl is goingto get them, if the pen and ink lold out, and they are going to be good ones, too,” I have gotto bea good deal of a sailor, and if it were not for leaving you, weich T couldn’t do, T believe should take one of these ships myself, I know all about starboard and port, —vport used to be the larboard, and 1 can tell the stern from the bow. On a ship you don’t say ““I will go down-stairs,” but you say “I will go below.” One would think that T had been born on the sea, and was a true child of the ocean. Owing to my strictly temperate habits at home, and my absolute ab- stemiousness on the ship, I have es- caped the terrors of sea-sickness, As you taught me, true happiness can only be found in virtue. The wicked young man from New York has been sick half the time, as a young man who keeps a bottle in his room should be. The nice woolen stockings you knit for me have been a great comfort, and all I regret is, T am afraid I have not enough of them to last me till I get home. (The young villain had purchased in New York an assortment of the most picturesque hosiery Yrucumblo, which he was wearing with low cut shoes. The woolen stockings he gave to his room-steward.) The tracts you putin my valise I have read over and over again, and have lent them since to the passen- gers who prefer serious reading to trashy novels and literature of that kind. What time I have had to spare for other reading I have devoted to books of travel so that I may see Europe intelligently. (“fiythu way,” he stopped to say, “are the Argyle rooms in London actually closed, and is the Mabille in Paris as lively as it used to be! Great Cwsar! won't I make it lively for them ") In another day we shall land in Liverpool, and then I shall be only five hours from London, 1 long to reach London, forI doso desire to hear Spurgeon, and attend the Exeter hall meetings, as you desired me. But as we shall reach London on Tuesday I shall be compelled to wait till the following Sunday, five long days. Please, ma, have pa send me a draft at my address at London, at once, T find the expense of travel is much greater than I supposed, and I fear T shall not have enough. Your affec- tionate son, Lemuer, ““There,” said Lemuel, as he sealed the letter, “‘that is what I call a good letter. The old lady will read it over and over to herself, and then she will read it to all the neighbors, It will do her a heap of good. Good-by. The boys are waiting for me in the smok- ing-room.” And stopping at the bar to_take a drink — the liberality of English measure was not too great for him- he was, a minute after, absorbed in the mysteries of poker, and was and his meals was devoted to writing a| “‘raking in” the money of the others letter to his mother, for whom the scapegrace did seem to have a great deal of respect and a considerable nount of love. His letter was fin- ished the day before we made Queens- town, so that he could mail it from there. He read it to me, The sen- f|tences in parenthesis were his com- ments: ON Boarp tHE Cr1y oF RIcHMOND, NEAR QUEENsTOWN, May 23, 1881,— Dear Morner: While thereis every- thing to interest one from the interior in a sea voyage, I confess that I have not enjoyed the passage at all. I have no heart for it, for my mind is contin- ually on you and my home in the far west. (You see it will please the old lady to know I am thinking of her all the time, Didn’t I scoop in that jack- pot nicely last evening? Hadn’t a thing B i W actually opened it with three deuces.) The inp is one of the strongest and best on the ocean, and is communded and manned by the best sailors on the sea. The passengers are all good, serious people, with perhaps one exception. There is one young man from New York of dissolute habits, who has a bottle of whisky in his room, and who actually tried to tempt me to play cards with him, But he is known and avoided by the entire company. We have regular services in the grand saloon every morning, and oe- casional meetings for the vocal exer- cises and conversation at other hours, I have just come from one at which— ““You are not going to send this in- fernal aggregation of lies to your mother, are you?” 1 asked, “Why not! She don't know an better, and it will make her feel gmn‘).' I have wmy opinion of & man who won't give his 0ld mother a pleasure when he can justas well as not, I will, you bet.” ‘‘But such atrocious lies!” “I'll change that. 1.can stand lies of that kind when they are told in so 00d a cause, Ilove my mother, I 0, I’Lul.‘u see where was 1§ Oh, yes. T have just come from one at which the discussiod was mostly on the pro- gress of missions in the far west. (The old lady is treasurer of a society for Orvica—Jacobs' Block, corer Copitol avenue sad Fifteenth strest, Owaba Nob. the conversion of the Apaches, or some other tribe.) Just now the sailors at a lively rate. And the letter went to the good old mother, and probably did her good. And she doubtless worried the old gentleman till he sent the graceless fellow a remittance. Boys can always be sure of their mothers,—would that mothers could only be half as sure of their boys. “Ever Your Annie,” She lett the élevator with an energy that sent the platform rebounding several feet, and flaghed into the hum- ble den of the city editor with a rush that made even the portraits of cele- brated base-ball clubs turn pale. Then she towered over the pale young man at the table and said: “I want to see a good reporter— one that's got some get up in him!” The young man managed to insist that all the local staff were energetic young fellows who were working them- selves into early graves, over which the tears of great sorrow would fall from many eyes, “Oh, 1 know all about them,” she continued, ““Some of them can get at some things that others couldn't get e “Well, madam?’ suggested young man with a pause, *‘My husband,” she continued, ital- icisg the my, ‘“‘looks considerably younger than he is, and he is carrying on flirtations all the time. I found a letter in his pocket last night, and it will give you a good article for the paper if your reporter can find out who the poor little fool is. She thinks my husband is a single man,” *‘Well, madam to what extent has the entanglement gone?”’ “T'msure I don't know; but she ought to know that he is a married man, I haven't got the letter with me, but she said in it that she was a picture of death, and that she was much ubl't d to him for the book he had sent, but she wasn’t able to read, and for him to send her a basket of fruit and a bottle of medicine; and the funt think of a girl wanting her sweet- heart to send her some medicine! Why, I think it's shameful, and the mudu. ridiculous thing I ever heard of, ey ke ‘‘But,"” interposed the weary jour- nalist, “‘it would appear to {m your furnished his | JULY 1, 1881. husband’s fault and not the girl's, if | she thinks him unmarried. He has evidently been deceiving her.” “Now, don't you fret yourself about | that " answered the business-like young woman. “If you can just manage to let her know, T'll attend to my husband’s side of it. I'm just waiting tor him to come home this evening.” ““What was the namo ¢ note 1" “‘Fver your Annie,’” and she smiled a grim smile as she utterod the confiding phrase. “T'll make him ever her John when he shows up. You just put that_in to show ‘em T'm on the racket, and if T hear any more I'll come for a reporter to hunt it down,” And 5o Annie had better lay mighty low and keep very dark, if she docs not want the picture of death im- proved upon by an irate and energetic wife, gned to the RE, PREPARATIONS FOR THE GLORIOUS 4TH In order to close out our whole stock of Millinery before July 4th, the following sweeping reduc- ductions have been made. 700 LADIES’ AND CHILDREN'S HATS Ranging in price from 7dc to £1.25 each. Al reduced to 50¢ each. 90 LADIES’ TRIMMED HATS, Worth from 81.75 to $3, All reduced to £1.00. Carlyle Reminiscences. Carson Appeal Now that every newspaper in the landiscontributing little reminiscences of Carlyle to the general fund, The Appeal has taken the pains to gather u\n several anecdotes of the great man which have never seen print. About five years ago, the prince of Vales called at Carlyle's house and was asked to dinner. The great eritic gaye the prince a bowl of mush and reserving quail on_toast, f egs, and a bottle of Budweis tor himself. The prince said: “1 don't like mush,” “Then gnaw the toothpicks, you d——d impudent rascal; who the devil invited you to my house, anyway,” The prince was guite delighted with the sturdy old Scotchman’s bluntness, and when he got home laughed very heartily over it. One day Olive Harper, correspon- dent of The Alta, called to spend the afternoon, and hegged Carlylo to give his opinion of the great writers, “I hope you adore Dickens?” she ad the i 80, YOU—— ass. 1 tell you don't mention Thackeray tome, or I'll brain you with a poler, “Walter Scott?” “‘The P 60 LADIES AND MISSES’ TRIMMED HATS Worth from £2.50 to #3.75. All to be closed onifat £1.50 each. 45 BEAUTIFULLY TRIMMED HATS, Worth from 82.75 to £6.00. Al reduced to halt price, MENS’ AND BOYS’ STRAW HATS AT GOST DRY-GOODS DRY-GOODS! 50 pieces lovely Lawns, reduced to e, 6de, 8ie, 10 and 124c per yard. Best Linen Lawns, 20c and 25¢ per yard, 1,000 pieces Mosquito Netting, (all colors) 40c per piece. One lot Shetland Shawls at G5e on the dollar, ~Having engaged three additional salesmen, our custemers can now get attended to at once. . G: IMLAX, MANAGER, LEADER OF POPULAR PRICES, Max Meyer & Co ONMAIEIA. “‘Of course you read my cprightly letters to The Alta?” ‘I read one. It cameto me from America wrapped around a bottle of California wine. The wine was beast- ly, and the letter like the wine, only worse. Nothing but dregs. ~Here, Jeemes, kick this woman out of the house,” Miss Harper afterward wrote o column letter to The Alta describing her charming evening with the great man, ‘When Daniel Webster was in Eng- land he met Carlyle on the street and introduced himself. Mistaking him for Noah Webster he gathered a brick and knocked five front teeth in, shouting savagely. ‘‘Are you the-—-— who d(-m.rnyeg the English language?” Finding next day that he had made a mistake and hit _the orator, he was very sorry that he had not known it at the time, and calling at the hotel with a shotgun filled Dan with No. 6 goose-shot, Webster was very fond of telling this anecdote, which he thought was very amusing, and gave the shots to his ~friends as souvenirs of the meeting. He Had Them All Down Fine, San Francisco Post, The other morning a young man of affable manners presented himself at the box of avariety show at Petaluma and requested a press pass, “You don’t claim to be a journalist, do you!” asked the manager glancing suspiciously at the good clothes nnfi innocent expression of the applicant. “Yes, Ldo, though, I'm on the Fleatown Snapper.” “Hum! what is your department ?” growled the manager. “I was a newspaper man myself once.” ““I do the ‘Answers to Correspond- ents,’” asserted the youth, “Do, eh! Lemme see. What was the fastest mile ever skated backward for money in the United States 7’ ““That question is always signed ‘Nimrod,"” said the young man promptly, “‘and the answer i ‘Died in Brazil, 1436, " “Correct,” said the manager, “when was Cleopatra hung?” *Trim with deep ruching, and bake before a quick Am" *Did Oliver Cromwell have a blue wart on his chin?” “‘B takes the trick of course,” ““Was Queen Elizabeth bandy- od or only bandied in one leg?" “Inquire at any hardware store. Patagonia was discovered by Benja- min Franklin in 1293,” “That settles it,” promptly said the manager, shelling out a private box check. ““I see you'eve got 'em all by heart. Pass right in.” Texas Baggage Smashers. The Texas legislature passed an act to take effect July 30, entitled: ‘‘An act to punish baggage-smashers,” The act provides, by way of amendment to the appropriate article of the penal code, *“‘that any gage-master, ex- press agent, or hack-driver, or other common carrier, whose duty it is to hanale, remove, transfer, or take care of trunks, valises, boses, or other bag- gage, while, loading, transporting, un- loading, transferring, delivering, stor- ing, or handling the same, whether o not in the employ of any transporta- tion company or common carrier, who shall maliciously, or carclessly, or recklessly break, injure, or destroy the said baggage, shall be deemed guil ty of a misdemeannr, and on convic- tion be fined in a sum not exceeding §100; provided, that a prosecution for & misdemeanor, as provided in this section shall not be a bar to an action for civil damages,” Worthy ot Praise. As a rule we do not recommend pa- tent medicines, but when we know of one that really is a public benefactor, and does positively cure, than we con- sider it our duty to impart that infor- mation to all. Electric bitters are truly a most valuable medicine, and will” surely oure Biliousness, Fever and Ague, Stomach, Liver and Lidvey complaints, even where all other rem- edies fail. We know whereof we :fiul and can freely recommend to .—{Ex. Sold at 60 conts & bottle Ish & McMahon, (4) Guns,Ammunition,Sporting Goods FISHING TACKLE, BASE BALLS, and a FULL LINE OF NOTIONS AND FANCY GOODS. SEND FOR PRICE-LIST. MAX MEYER & CO. Omaha, Ne THE GREAT WESTERN GLOTHING HOUSE. M. HELLMAN & CO, Spring Suits ! All Styles ! IMMENSE STOCK AT.W_HULESALE AND RETAIL. The Largest Clothing House West of Chicago. A Department for Children’s Clothing, ‘We have now an’assortment of Clothing of all kinds, Gent's Furnishing Goods in great variety,and a heavy stock of Trunks, Valises, Hats, Caps, &c. 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